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On point edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
First for needing this game
zelda looks fun as fuck
haters gonna hate
second for no sony shitposters
Second for Nintendo has redeemed themselves
>yfw the master sword has durability
I didn't expect this conference to be good, but this game saved it..
honestly, the game looks really fun and comfy.
i'm pissed that they saved DQ7 for tomorrow though.
>>341299212
Look what you did.
5th for UPBEAT FUNKISH FOREST FEEL
Zelda is my game of the E3 now. The attention to detail across all the items is amazing
Dark souls + Skyrim ripoff of Zelda
Nintendo can't make anything original and decent
This game might make me buy a NX. Still not sold but highly interested.
>>341299238
>implying
We both know it won't.
first time I'm excited for a Zelda game since Windwaker
>>341299238
No way.
>>341299238
If anything it'll probably be something you get half way in or two thirds of the way in and will be the only weapon without durability.
Plus some super ancient master bow or something, and some great shield.
>>341299348
Same. I'm buying it day one either way, but they're really going to have to sell the NX to me for other games, or have some cool extra features. It looks great just for Wii U.
>intermission music
>>341298653
>>341298648
Because i take a 15 hour Zelda packed with dungeons and mini games over a 150 hour Zelda where 90% is running through empty landscapes and picking up and dropping apple, thanks to item burden
>tfw zelda actually turns out looking pretty damn good
Anyone see if snowboarding over enemies damages them?
Was pissing then
>>341299346
Are you a bad enough dude to beat an undead skeleton to death with his own severed arm?
>YFW CRAFTING METAL SKELETON ARM SWORDS
>>341299657
Are you a bad enough dude to fire arrows while snowboarding on your shield?
help an idiot
is the nintendo stream over? i had to leave the comp for a while during the zelda presentation
>>341299348
Well DQXI is also going to be an NX launch title, so it's looking good so far. Hopefully Nintendo has some good shit in the works for whenever they decide to have an NX direct.
Skeleton arm only, no clothes, hyrule destination.
>>341299764
>Skeleton armor
>>341299624
Well they've made plenty of those so why don't you go away faggot.
>>341299346
(WiiYou)
>>341299809
Nah they are just doing a pause and will come back in 2 min or so.
![IMG_20120923_151835 [Desktop Resolution].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P6CMx4q.jpg "IMG 20120923 151835 [Desktop Resolution]")
>rpg
>premade char
alteast let us choose gender
>>341299624
>where 90% is running through empty landscapes and picking up and dropping apple, thanks to item burden
Holy shit, this so much.
It looks so boring right now.
oh it's over again
DEM TITS
>>341299809
THey keep taking breaks every 20 minutes
Probably because they fucked up by not showing NX and now have nothing but Zelda to show the whole day
I love demos with people genuinely playing them. Much better than the "tango down!" voice overs to demos.
>Bill: Oh, there was an item you could grab
>Chiko: I want to climb this for the view though.
>Bill: GRAB THE ITEM, YOU NEED RESOURCES
>me every time I watch friends play games
>>341299478
>get great shield
>infinite shieldboarding
Yes
Please don't reply to this post. I'm just making one post because I don't want this thread to be a console war shit show.
I can't understand why the fuck sonyggers are so asshurt about this game right now. It looks great to a lot of people, so just let people fucking enjoy it without shitposting about games you can't nor will never play.
>>341299356
>>341299462
Use it too much and it'll re-rust and turn worse than the first stick you found until you fix it again. Get ready for it.
CUTE GIRLS
holy shit check out those boobs
>Audrey is back
>but dyed her hair
this is disappointing
>That Sarah Silverman lookin' bitch with the huge tits
AUDREY INCOMING
LOOK AT DOSE TIDDIES
>3 QTs
>no stupid white male mansplaining this time
it just keeps getting better and better
Up close and personal with Audrey
Who is that titty monster?
Who is this Semen DEMON?!
HUGE TITS. HOLY SHIT.
>>341299817
Aw fuck, nigga, I'm sold if it gets localized.
big ol bitties
will we go in dungeons in any order like the first game?
I'm expecting a good amount of ABSOLUTELY from Audrey.
>>341300003
Legend of Dark Zelda 3
Now we just need a master estoc :^)
>>341300101
I still loathe her for her Darksiders 2 review
>those tits
NINTENDO WINS E3
>>341300131
>>341300148
>>341300153
You faggots have been missing out, this is how Treehouse has been for the past 3 years.
Damn, those tits are about the size of myFWB's
>>341300021
I can dig it
please tell me there will be a grappling hook that can be used on the environment
>Audrey's tits
>>341300239
Exactly.
>Audrey's back
>with black hair and bigger tits
This new Treehousefu Trio is great. Totally replaced Alison with a qt shy grill.
NEW SLUT
>>341299348
Do you already have a wii u or no?
so these women don't actually work on the game, right? They're just office decorations?
Nintendo won E3 just because of those tits
Nintendo has now resorted to advertising their games with cute girls and big titties.I'm ok with this
DEM TITTIES
Those tits, damn, almost want to see them as much as the game.
HER TITS
ARE FUCKING HUGE
>People calling those tits "big"
I miss being as simple as you guys
>>341300219
Seems like it. You can get a bow 5 minutes into the game.
>>341300280
I am now Nintendo loyal.
>>341300076
I know, friendpai
>>341300021
Source?
If real I'd get the rider.
>>341299238
>The Master Sword is actually the rusty sword Bill broke during the stream
Seriously tho, I think the Master Sword will be endgame sword, so it won't matter if it's unbreakable.
>When they take away the cam of the girl playing with the huge tits and you have to watch the gameplay instead
Bring back Chiko...
>>341300201
I'm guessing it will considering they're localizing the VII and VIII remakes as well as Builders.
Four dungeons confirmed.
THIS GAME LOOKS SO FUKCING REDDIT, STOP PRETENDING TO LIKING IT
she could be my zelda
>>341300414
hyper is for degenerates
>>341300280
Well that's because they had a conference where they showed everything interesting.
Damn, I'll be watching all Treehouse events now.
>>341300219
Confirmed
>>341300364
No. Only 3DS, PS4 and PC this generation.
>100+ "dungeons"
>You can explore them in any order you want
Are they serious?
>>341300340
It's Audrey
>>341300529
>they're localizing
i wish nintendo have a say, it was all on the mercy of square enix
how hard does Reggie make those titties flop?
>titty freak with goth arm socks and long hair black hair
oh yes
>>341300451
http://e3.nintendo.com/amiibo/
>>341300652
The one on the far right
>amiibo icon
When did sarah silverman get implants
>>341300414
m8, they're clearly an E cup, which yes, are big.
Not HUGE, but big.
I want Alison back ;_;
>amiibo abilities for the slate
gay
>>341300704
Considering XI has a unique 3DS version, I wouldn't be surprised if Nintendo has money invested into it.
>put on sonic amiibo
>10x speed
>you go into a ball
check the baps on her
>>341300750
>Daisy gets an amiibo
BOO
>Boo amiibo
AWW SHIT FUCK YEAH
Based Nintendo social experiment featuring three women.
>>341300640
100+ "shrines" they said. they mentioned "dungeons" as a separate thing
>Those physics
>>341300602
I can't help it man.
It started gradually many years ago.Now it's huge or nothing ;_;
Anyway this shrine stuff look neat!
>Audrey having an orgasm live on stage
I like the new gril. She qt.I hope she's not a pedo too.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484570
Fucking vote
Goddamn I hope the text boxes are just placeholders, they're ugly as shit.
PUSH IT REAL GOOD
What's her name?
>>341300969
Even if shrines are just 2-3 challenge rooms thats a fucking lot
>never been a waifufag
>dick is diamonds after seeing titty monster
Fuck, does this mean she's my waifu?
Sam is pretty qt as well.
what do a girls tits smell like?
>>341301038
Alison was for /ss/
Sam is for femdom
Audrey is a fujoshi
what's left?
But can you use the ability when you're ON a metal object?
>don't make me get mad
>ywn come into audrey
What's the black haired girl's name? She's giving me a boner
Audrey is cute. Cute! CUTE!
>the tits
>the arm socks
>the face
>the voice
>the hair
>MUH DICK
>>341301190
Depends on the girl.
>>341301171
No it just means you get turned on by a nice rack.
>>341301240
Netorare
>>341301268
I see what you're thinking and I like it
>>341301171
No, it means you have low standards
SHUT UP SUGARTITS, I WANT TO HEAR THE VOICE ACTING
GANON CONFIRMED
>>341301240
chiko is for yandere
Hold on a second, gotta dust one of these off.
The old man spies you when you sleep.
>huge tits
>huge
By reality standards maybe
I prefer to call them average
GANON CONFIRMED
>>341301190
Bags of_____
>>341301190
Sandy milk bags filled with pie.
dem bitches love mysterious dudes
im gonna coom
Man I'm not into this commentary it's really annoying, but god that girl is really cute
>>341301171
it just means you're a man
>>341301471
Mah nigga.
I wanna see some breast envy
Link looked a bit uncomfortable there
>>341301171
Fuck off, Audrey is my waifu
wow those are some hard as fuck puzzles they got there
did anyone else get into lawbreakers alpha?
also dead by daylight came out today its pretty fun
GANON GANON GANON
PLEASE BIG PIG GANON
I want to sniff Audrey's sweaty Sheikah shirt.
>very very flexible
>>341301524
>opened this picture just as she said "very very flexible"
almost busted a nut then and there
So is the blonde girl going to say anything?
Link's reactions give him a lot of personality, i like it
how can flat girls even compete?
>>341301663
keep taking screenshot, one of them could probably look like that
>>341301705
Zelda puzzles were never hard, but I really hope the later shrines give more difficulty
>can just magically grab shit
Not sure how to feel about that.
Is this Runescape?
>>341301705
I don't think the first challange in the game is supposed to be hard. Pay attention anon
>>341301778
>they see your dick
>>341301690
Fuck off, Audrey has been my waifu since she worked at IGN 5 years ago
>I don't need you, get out of my face
>aww~ I didn't mean it
Yandere as fuck
grab the toy
>>341301778
They're both pretty cute too
>>341301524
>tfw when you will never be able cheers a glass of champagne with this lovely woman
>>341301778
They simply can't.
>Jerking off Audrey while I watch the stream
I feel ashamed.
>>341301778
>you can see through
>>341301836
They won't.
>Not a single enemy in that shrine
Fuck this game. This isn't Zelda.
>>341301863
I did not like that magnet as well.
>>341301778
the one to the right looks better desu.
>>341300253
By shieldboard he meant snowboarding with a shield
I watched EA and Sony conference. Have I missed another interesting one? (Probably Nintendo, right?). Also are there more coming up? What was the Nintendo one about? Just Zelda and Pokemon or what?
>eating steak out of a crate
>you'll never have a threesome with Sam and Audrey
LEWD
>>341301778
Righty is far cuter imo but good god those titsI really hope they're realAre they real?
>>341301863
Only metal objects.
why did audrey get her tits done
Sticker Star 2 releases on October 7th
which means the only Wii U game coming out between now and October is KOWASHITAI
I wonder if there will be "Epona" or you will only be able to ride wild horse.
Also goddamn you guys please stop being horny teens and focus on the game already!
>>341301778
The one on the right is much more attractive.
I'd love to explore her nook and crannies if you take my meaning.
>>341302115
Ugh, how about you shut the FUCK up?
>>341302149
look real
>>341302161
its probably the bra. they're pretty average desu
>a piece of steak and arrows just hanging out in a rock
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>341302161
>Audrey crushing everything with her massive tits
shrines =/= temple and/or dungeons?
or that is the new term?
stop talking about girls, and go back to talking about games
/v/ talking about games.
Am i the only one excited for kirby?
>>341302097
>He didn't see the single enemy in the shrine
I'm sorry you're blind.I'm hoping the shrines are basically simple item tutorials and there are bigger dungeons that are separate.
>tfw audrey will never milk your prostate while she gives you a handjob and lets you suck on her big tits
I seriously want to die
See that boulder? You can carry it.
>>341302313
>Putting your steak in the fridge
>Not in the rock
>>341302287
say it to my face friendo
>>341301778
They can't.
Chestlets are like manlets
>>341302097
Yeah, yeah, dungeons will have no enemies, Zelda is doomed.
>>341302097
>not a single enemy
Did you watch the stream?
>>341301778
>you can see where her bra squishes in her big fat cow tits
Jesus Christ I need to fap
RIP Bouldy
>>341302302
m8 they're big, this isnt your chinese cartoons
>>341302341
No they talked of shrine and dungeons as too different entity.
Shrine will probably be mini dungeons a la Zelda ALBW
>>341302380
No. But they won't show shit.
liking the powers.
>>341302341
Shrines are for upgrades, Dungeons will have boss fights and story progression.
>audrey's subtle flirtatiousness
they know
>>341302302
nah, you can see it
>>341302341
yeah, different
just where u get minor item and ability
true dungeon of course have boss
>>341302341
One of them used shrines and dungeons in the same sentence so I assume they're different.
Shrines are probably shorter challenges.
>>341302436
I'm sorry
What's with all these bigtitted butterfaces?
>>341302380
I think Audrey's smuggling two kirbys in her bra
>>341302358
I'm hardly even watching the game anymore at this point
>>341302149
I don't think they were that big the last two E3s.
>>341302479
same... jesus i'm at work motherfucker i don't need this type of pressure...
>>341302380
was there a kirby announcement?
>>341302413
Not with that attitude anon
Magnets can control rocks
fuck science
STOP WITH THE SHRINE BULLSHIT
SHOW ME A DUNGEON YOU FUCKS
>>341302054same herefor once i wish they'd enlarge the cam
Wew lad, this zone only is bigger than the TP overworld.
Okay, so day night cycle is on a 1 second = 1 minute. So 24 minutes for a full cycle.
>>341302508
I just want some fucking gameplay shown fuck. Its been forever with zelda and pokemon. No way the show only 2 games ... r-right?
RIP BOULDY
2016-2016
F
>6 and a half hearts
Christ
holy shit that was like 6 hearts
goddamn
>>341302573
Bill Trinen is a boob man
>gurl gaymurs
HOLY SHIT THAT DAMAGE
That damage was real.
>that damage
holy shit
Wrecked
>>341302743
they'll also show MonHun, #FE and DQ at some point
>>341302743
Today they only show Zelda and Pokeymanz
I didn't bother watching Nintendo's conference cause I know its gonna be shit as usual but can someone tell me if they announced a new Advance Wars game that would be the only thing to make me interested in Nintendo again.
>enemy takes like 10 seconds to target you
>4 extra hearts aka 7 in total
>almost 1 shot
>>341302778
>Get down to half a heart with 1 hit
They weren't kidding when they said those guys were hard
>That explosion damage
>That environment damage
>That multiple ways to solve a problem
This is a good Zelda. I don't know how but the absolute mad man did it.
Damn, that thing's intense.
>>341302706
I'd be surprised if we got one.
>Actual damage to match the charge up time
God DAMN
Imagine a hero mode + ganon amiibo with this damage
>>341302358
DELETE THOS DISGUSTING BAG OF FAT NOW
HOLY SHIT DAT DAMAGE
>He wants it
We all do girl. We all do.
So you're locked at three hearts and can only boost for more?
>>341302624
you can't really tell much there, either way they're def not monster titties, but rather perfect size
>>341302624
>piercing
SOILED IT
Right girl is undeniably cuter, sans the tits.
http://pastebin.com/QRaZmR5i
GET IN HERE
>>341302965
>+ ganon amiibo
Why are women so annoying?
There's something about their way of speaking that annoys me.
>tfw still remember my first fap to Audrey and Sam at E3 2014
>all these newfags starting to appreciate how hot they are
B O L D Y
O
L
D
Y
>>341302897
You are literally retarded.
Why does like have a Sheikah Note 5 ?
>>341302138
pat go to bed you're sick
>>341302706
I guess they'll show it in the last segment of the progarmme
11:00 AM PTThe Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - Shrine of Trials Gameplay Part 1/4
12:25 PM PTThe Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - 'The NES Connection'
2:10 PM PTThe Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - 'Beyond the Plateau' Gameplay
SPHERICAL
>>341302965
>Hero Mode, Naked Link, No Heart Containers, No Health Items, Stick Only run
>>341303139
How?
>>341303038
It's mostly she knows exactly how to present them.
Those bombs looks sick as fuck
>>341303125
>not being on board with Audrey when she was at IGN
problems with the game so far
>too open world, you can get shit like bombs and fire arrows too early and clear every obstacle
>shrines probably all have the same "tower of the gods" aesthetic, will get boring
>Bombs are on cooldown What even is this game
>>341303038
true titty monster coming through
>>341303232
>Not skeleton arm
>Spirit Bomb
Lend Audrey your energy, /v/!
\o/
|
/\
>physics-based bomb puzzles
neat-o
>>341303372
Gross.
The Legend of Portal
>Link can explode
OH YES
You guys are really creepy
>>341303443
(。 ㅅ 。)
>that audrey whimper
I came, finally
>you can launch a bomb
>or you can just climb this ladder
not a fan of that
>>341303372
Now we're talking.
>>341303360
It's boring that the shrines are all blocky and samey but it boards well for the puzzle quality.
>there are probably girls in this thread right now
>they're feeling some breast envy
POST
COWTITS
WEBMS
BTW, the eshop sale went live and it's incredibly shit.
Nintendo being maximum jew as usual, the europe sale was better.
>>341303526
>New Zelda is every game
>>341303356
I never visited IGN, so unfortunately I only found her at Treehouse
>>341303360
>shrines probably all have the same "tower of the gods" aesthetic, will get boring
I'm hoping the aesthetic changes depending on the zone you're in.
>>341303569
How so?
>Shrines are supplementary
>over 100 Shrine Trials
>Dungeons are still the main event
They just mentioned shrines and dungeons are separate. There are over a hundred shrines, Jesus.
>>341303360
>dungeons and shrines aren't the same
Well, there you go.
>>341303569
>People itt see some tits on youtube
>Immediately start jerking off
>over 100 shrines
u wot
>>341303038
look like a poor man sarah sliverman
>>341303715
>>341303569
There were more too.
>>341302983
if I was about to make sex with a girl and all these socks and small bras fall out I would be so miffed
>>341303674
You have to launch to bomb to clear the way first.
Dungeons and shrines coexist then. Sounds great.
>>341303707
More.
>>341303372
>>341303707
I come in here to discuss the stream and end up going for a wank
thanks nintendo
i want a threesome with these two angels
PUZZLES
BUT NO COMBAT
PUZZLES
SHE'S ALWAYS GAME!!!!!!!
>>341303569
good
leave and never come back
>>341303569
(you)
>titty monster leaving
Did that bitch just say more pokemon?
>Sam starting to wax philosophical about how tragic the ruins are because they suggest a former civilization
She's obviously played Souls
>>341303569
this is what happens when feminists enforce a beta virgin caste of men who can't get laid. you can't blame them for letting out their "creepy" feelings here
>>341302138
>not from a trash can
wow what a pleb
>>341303971
I CAN SEE HER FAT TITS PRESSING AGAINST HER BRA
HOLY SHIT BASED BILL
Anyone else getting the vibe that Sam and Audrey don't actually like each other?
They've got that fake giggly shit going on like they had an argument earlier.
>>341303952
oh well that's good then
guess I wasn't paying close enough attention
thanks anon
>>341303971
>>341304026
>>341304034
Where the fuck are her nipples??
>>341304104
She'll be back later and for the next two days m8, don't worry.
What's her name again?
>>341303971
literally about to burst out of her clothes
>>341303971
>>341304026
>>341304034
>those faces
eh
>>341304031
they said other shrines will be combat focused
>>341304031
>We're showing you two puzzle bases shrines, but there's plenty that are completely combat focused and some that are a mixture
How about you listen to what they're saying you shitposting fuck?
>>341304149
No they're going over weapons and combat next.
What are the spirit orbs even for?
>>341304031
>BUT NO COMBAT
Allegedly some shrines are more combat oriented than the ones they've been showing. I agree that they should have shown off one puzzle shrine and one combat one instead though.
>cut to break
>microphones aren't off yet
>Sam and Audrey still spazzing about how great Zelda is
C-cute
>>341304242
wayfu
>>341304242
Maria Xanthopoulos
>>341304031
Chill out fag they haven't even shown a dungeon yet.
So do all nintendo pr girls work as hookers?
Because I'd spend a few grands to be able to fuck her in every orifice possible.
It looks fun, but it also looks like they just took everything that Skyrim did instead of really thinking about what would and wouldn't fit well.
>>341304242
Shovelface Manneck
>>341304156
Quit being a faggot.
>>341304352
You can trade them in for items like the paraglider
>>341304242
Jewfu
>>341304472
Audrey is only into femdom, she'd rather fuck you in every orifice possible.
>>341304474
Everything
>>341304393
ikr, that was cute
>wew, lol, wow
Why did they cut the stream?
>>341304474
are you fucking kidding me
listen to yourself
They cut the waiting music, fucking bullshit.
>>341304472
Considering Alison got fired for being a hooker on the side, I doubt it.D-do you think Audrey introduced her to that line of work?
>>341304335
>but there's plenty that are completely combat focused
Considering the "combat" I've seen so far, I highly doubt they'll be shrines worth a fuck.
>Plop two or three monsters in a room
>SHRINE DONE LET'S GO DO MORE PUZZLES!
Fuck Aonuma.
>>341304474
You mean like spears and climbing mountains Todd?
>mfw the game made me harder than Audrey did
QUICK /v/ TELL ME WHAT NINTENDO IS SHOWING TOMORROW
>>341304474
yeah man, skyrim invented video game
>Audrey is still on stage
>>341304742
Zelda really needs weapon durability and cooking.
>>341304631
>you will never be dominated by futa audrey
it hurts to live
CHIKO IS BACK
>weapons and combat
>chico has the controller
How did I know.
BEST
GIRLS
>>341304850
MORE TITS
>>341304850
Nothing this good, m8
Why are there so many qts?
CHIKO IS BACK
>audrey and chiko next to each other
HNGGGGGGG
>>341304827
>start of the game has only a few enemies
>still has an enemy that takes 6.5 hearts from you
Fuck off tbqh.
This area is like 3% of the actual game.
I would totally watch Chico play games often.
Her comments are funny as fuck
>pokin' stick
oh lawd I can't even
>Chico and tits
the best
>more titty monster
i wasn't going to fap but now i feel obligated
dropped
ladywood for this zelda game
>>341305029
Nintendo does their best to listen to us while also pandering to the normies. qts on the Treehouse are a gift to us.
where did this meme come from that audrey is into femdom
>>341304231
you can clearly see she's wearing a bra anon, no nips for us
AH F- REALLY
when does the square enix conference start?
>axes gimped like in every single other game ever
Tired of this meme.
>>341305235
this makes me sweaty
hhhhhhhh
>That Axe
>greatswords may be in the game
WE GUTS?
>those tits
I'm sorry, im seeing Zelda, but all im thinking is tit fucking
>>341305301
She's cruel as fuck, if you actually listen to what she says while playing.
>I like the meat.
>>341300324
>dat nose
>dem hands rubbing
>I like the meat
OH FUCK THIS IS SO LEWD
NINTENDO WINS
>>341305340
They don't have one. They're just showcasing their games similar to Nintendo's Treehouse thing.
>Bees
We Animal Crossing.
ZWEIHANDER CONFIRMED
HOLY SHIT
>>341305421
>THERE IS A GREATSWORD
>>341304850
POKEMON
>Chiko is taken
>two-handed swords are a common thing
fucking noice
>Travellers Claymore
thank you god for heavy weapons
TWO
HANDED
SWORDS
>>341304631
Best possible outcome.
>>341305575
STR weapons looks cool as fuck in this game
>>341305575
>Shirtless Zweihander Link a viable option
Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Go back to /r9k/ you thirsty faggots, this is supposed to be a comfy E3 thread.
>>341305629
Audrey is also married
Can someone recap the Sony conference?
>>341305453
ikr
normally I'd sperg out about Zweihänder being available but I can only think of ripping off Audreys shirt and jizzing all over her tits
There better be a Master Greatsword
We're going to need a new version of this so it has Chiko and the new quiet girl.
>>341305771
My dick.
>>341305783
no!
The Biggorn's sword better be in this
>>341305686
No, best outcome is Audrey unzipping her pants and revealing a ten inch girl penis.
SNEAKING
NOISE LEVELS
>>341305783
/v/ has the largest population of people under the age of 18 that masturbate too much along with /b/
>THESE GUYS ARE GONNA GET ALL OF IT
>>341305113
>One enemy with an easy to avoid attack can do a lot of damage to you
Oh man, that means the game is a real rough customer!
The original Zelda wasn't afraid to force you to make your way through a bunch of dangerous enemies.
This game just sprinkles enemies around sparingly and the normal ones aren't dangerous at all.
>goblins are naked
LEWD
>>341305783
things will stabilize when everyone's done fapping
So it's MGSV
>marking enemies
>stealth
>creative ways of dispatching bads
>open world
>>341305804
youtube nig
>>341305771
>you can literally be Guts
Where were you when the new Zelda is a better Berserk game than the actual Berserk game?
THEY NOT PEOPLE
>>341305804
>TRASH!
>The Last Guardian!
>MORE TRASH!!
>Bokoblins are not people
Wow rood.
man, I want guts' sword in this game now
>>341305804
Lots of games shown back to back, mostly featuring actual gameplay.
But they made the mistake of focusing on the gameplay moments of "quiet time" like when Joel and Ellie high five in TLoU.
Made most of the footage kinda boring
>>341305539
any chance of kh3?
Wait, was that an alarm we just heard?
Don't tell me there was an accident?
>>341305864
I didnt come here to listen to you faggots show off how pathetic and thirsty you are.
I came here to shitpost in a comfy thread about Zelda
No weight limit please.
>>341305907
But face-sitting is better if she has a vagina. She can still use a strap-on for everything else...
>>341302983
>There are girls that do this shit on the street and at bars
>You wouldn't even know until you're about to fug them
Shit
>>341305783
with frog posters,come /r9k/
>>341306028
>but they'll actually release it as a finished product
>>341306028
Amazing how this game is Dark Souls, Skyrim, Portal, and now MGS according to /v/
This gs is straight outa Dragons Dogma
>>341306061
#BokoblinLivesMatter
>>341305902
I guess there must be infinite-durability versions of everything eventually, but I think I'd have preferred a few tiers of each type found permanently in specific places or from specific sidequests, rather than standard RPG numerical progression.
New Amiibos.
>>341306006
This, I'm gona cum in a minute just chill till then anon!
>>341306192
But then you can't feel it throb in your ass
Chiko sucks at this game, hand the controller over to Audrey
>>341305996
>enemies in the first area aren't hard in a zelda game
wew lad, kys
>>341306192
Face-sitting is better with a cock though.
>>341306334
What happened to boldy?
>>341306341
SPIDER. SHRINE
>>341306253
Fuck off. It all started with Dark souls.
>spin attack has three levels of charge
>>341306341
Actually really nice detail.
>mfw all these nintoddlers trying to soothe their asshurt and claiming they won E3
Is there any rage over girl Link being BTFO yet?
Skeleton sword is best sword.
Why can't one of the guys play the game? WOMEN CAN'T PLAY GAMES FOR SHIT AND THIS IS DEMO IS PROOF.
>>341305804
>God of Four
>Insomniac Spidey
>The Last Guardian
>Kojima's batshit insane new project
>Crash 1, 2 and 3 remastered
that's everything notable I remember
>it's trying to....you know
>hand gropping Link's ass
LEWD
E
W
D
>Skeleton arm is trying to grab Link's ass
>>341306108
she's my favorite
>>341305804
god of war 4? reboot? new god of war with papa kratos over the shoulder with a kid
days gone, zombie game
last guardian
horizon zero dawn, gameplay shown
detroit, more of it shown, 'your choices matter'
resident evil VII, we PT now
death standangs, kojimas new game, it's just a trailer with a naked norman reedus and dead whales and crabs
spiderman game, looks rad
crash 1-3 remaster announced
>>341306392
I don't think so
>wanting to make jokes about skelly arm trying to grab link's tight fukboi ass
>can't because of ninty stream
>looking at each other and laughing anyway
>>341306497
I mean, I like the game better than other things shown? That's not asshurt, I just genuinely like a video game. Bizarre concept on /v/, I know.
>>341306541
how many of them actually show gameplay?
i only know horizon has a 15 mins gameplay
>>341306574
>>341306584
>this with underwear Link.
guys, what is that purple thing besides the map?How it is useful the heartrate thingy?
>>341306392
Don't talk like that about best girl
>invading the Skull House
>slaughtering the skellies with their own arms
>>341306541
>crash 1 2 3 remastered
what the fuck? i missed that.
>>341306751
Noise meter, basically stealth
>that explosion
FUCK
>>341306751
I think that's a noise meter
Link confirmed for terrorist
>>341302449
Except there's men who like DFC, manlets are living in a hell of their own.
>alert enemies
>keese comes to investigate
PANIC
>fat tits is conservative and anti government control
M A R R Y
E
>>341306774
They glanced over it quickly, pretty disappointing desu but crash is back so whatever.
>>341306751
noise stealth meter
>>341306120
>any chance of kh3?
top kek m8
You'll get Final Fantasy XV and like it.
>>341306774
Just announced, not shown.
>>341305848
>Takako Sakai
Tomboy cake?
The charge for the skeleton arm should be an almighty back hand.
>>341305848
>Akiko will never be there again
>completely purge the entire house with 1 bomb
wonderful
>Skeleton arm just left to wriggle around for the rest of time
>>341306774
Be glad you did
They made it look like it'd be a new Crash game with a fancy intro and everything
>>341306923
crash isn't back dude
3 remastered games and a skylanders figure doesn't mean shit to me
sony had a great conference but that was very frustrating
I laughed my ass off at the arm going Initial D across the grass earlier.
>every item and new weapon has a short lore description
It's the little things.
I wonder about something.
The best way to see the timeline in this game would be to see a member of the Rito or Zora clan.
We know that the Rito evolved from the Zora, but maybe they evolved again in another kind of race?
Or they are still bird people?
Can't wait to see that!
>>341306871
>all those deleted comments
>just bomb the skull cave
10/10, would aloha snackbar
>>341306694
God of War had a solid 10 mins of gameplay, it's very different from the previous games. The trailer for Last Guardian showed some new gameplay I believe, and there were glimpses of gameplay for Spidey. Kojima and Crash were cinematic trailers.
>Chiko performing one man Bokoblin genocide.
fuck combat nigga i got explosive arrows
Are they gonna show something else or just Zelda?
Can we get back to discussing Audrey's giant boobs?
God I need to breed them
>>341306923
>>341306968
Ah. Well either way i can get behind that. Maybe that means we'll get a new crash soon if it sells decently enough.
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>>341307139
We saw the forest things from Wind Waker.
>>341307054
i think this is a test to gauge the interest in crash
if it sells well maybe they'll make a new one
you can tweet about it all you want but you need to vote with your wallet
>>341307139
We saw a korok. So it's whatever timeline is windwaker.
>>341307141
>type "<message deleted>"
>banned for 10 minutes for faking being banned
>>341307242
That's why I'm buying it. New content would be nice but whatever helps resurrect Crash.
>>341307685
yeah ill buy it as well.
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