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This is a serious discussion about Zelda edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
>>341307162
What are those tree things from Wind Waker called again?
>pitchforks
holy shit chiko is fucking savage
I want to bury my head in her tits and take an hour nap before work
BULLET TIME
>>341307372
Korok.
>Jump slowmotion while shooting arrows
NOICE
>>341307372
Koroks
audrey a cute
>Terrorist simulator right after a shooting
What the FUCK Nintendo?
>>341307372
cockroots
>>341307372
titties i mean titties
>>341307374
>pitchforks
I'm gonna do a peasant run first.
>game still hasn't glitched out
FAT TITTIES
>>341307162
op i am honored you used my screencap for this thread
>>341307372
Audrey's tits
>>341307162
I would literally pay 1k dollars to cum on those tits while she sucks me
>>341307491
I wish she would terrorize my dick with those tits.
Sam
So do Rupees just not exist in this game? No towns or non-story NPCs at all?
Rather than an item burden, per se, it seems to be more of a "you can carry X items in a category".
Did you anyone catch how many different weapons you can carry?
>that stylish action
This is decently crazy
them tits. holy shit
Was that a Chiko EXACTLY I heard?
>>341307162
>You can do that from high up too and it's pretty epickh
>Ollie above a goblin while surfing your shield
STYLISH
T
Y
L
I
S
H
>>341307423
Why do you feel the need to tell us anons of your debauchery?
>>341307696
7 or 8
holy shit that guardian better watch the fuck out
here comes chiko
>>341307635
They sure Wake my Windmill
>>341307647
that looks impossible anon
>>341307668
they've shown off like 1/10 of the map, anon
>>341307162
How does she smell?
Those boobies look comfy.
>>341307608
>Mega Milk chan works at Nintendo.
You're buying Zelda right?
The gloves are cute.
Are there Audrey nudes yet?
>>341307668
It said you could sell things in one of the item descriptions, so there's probably towns somewhere.
>>341307668
don;t know yet since they are only fucking around now and not follow objective story, maybe later since there are 2 more hours of gaemplay
Where is the square enix stream that should have started at 20.45, I'm tired of this boring shit
>girl gamers
>>341307668
>No towns or non-story NPCs at all?
they said only one "area", so they probably won't show any real things.
>>341307162
GODDAMN. Nintendo wins.
Someone post some Chiko
>500 health
>explosive arrow did 10 health
let me just pull out my Ipad
>>341307608
Jew noses are out in full force. "daddy got me a job" confirmed.
>>341307780
>not cumming so much it dribbles out of the sides of her mouth down on her MASSIVE BAZOOMBAS
>>341307656
Samuel
>>341307696
you can carry more if u have the horse
>dat spongebob laugh
A T T A C K
T
T
A
C
K
>you can throw weapons
>and then pick them up with the magnet power and smack it around
Why is boobies being so passive aggressive mean to the girl playing?
>>341307748
shits and gigs
>>341307889
>>341307819
Sure we wouldn't see the actual places here, but there haven't been any Rupee drops or any found in chests at all.
holy fuck that damage
>Not fighting the last boss by bashing your weapons into him via magnet
>Can throw weapons
>Can use magnets to pick it up and beat people with it
Link is now Magneto
So do you think this game will have the MegaMilkHammer?
>HIYA HIYA
Fuck my heart.
>>341308029
Only Nintendo would put this level of polish in their games.
We magneto nao
>magnetically throwing your greatsword
How did Zelda suddenly become so cuhrazy?
>>341308078
She seems like a huge bitch
>that magnesis weapon attack
That was so cool.
>faggot cutting megamilk and qt mom from their game time
>Music is back
that audrey moan at the end
who is this qt
>It's been like an hour
>No anons christening photos of Audrey yet
Disappointing
>AAAHHHH TTAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKK
Chiko a cute
Audrey a hot
>you can jump over enemies while standing on your shield
>you can throw weapons and pick them up with magnets to smack enemies around
Stylish.
>>341308078
Because women with big tits are generally cunts.
Fucking magnet slash, damn Chiko
Also that somersault-shield-board landing to cut-up
Who are you?
>>341308103
>any Rupee drops or any found in chests at all.
Well it's a change in direction so who knows.
I can't imagine them scrapping rupees though.
Their just having too much fun. I want it right now god dammit. Right NAOW!
Seriously tho, the waiting music is really growing on me.
Quite funny at the end there. They didn't even give a fuck about the end of the segment and were just still having fun playing on.
I fucking love this waiting music
Can Audrey just free her boobs please?
I need to see them FUCK
>throws a fucking CLAYMORE right into the guardians face.
This is so fucking METAL right now holy shit.
>>341308261
Me.
I cannot find a schedule that tells anything resembling the truth. When is the squeenix presentation?
>>341308249
>tfw I heard that as well
fucking noice
>people saying this zelda was easy
>the guardian almost one shotting link
holy shit
>>341308078
>>341308187
>cant handle the bants
desu this extended coverage hurt the game more than it helps.
that initial trailer was hype, but running back and forth through the starting area is getting old quick
>Audrey and Chiko still going on about the game while the guy tries to actually host the stream
Shit like this is what makes me love Treehouse. Really makes it seem like they're really enjoying the games.
>>341307420
what how
Nintendo is saving this e3. Game looks really good, tits look even better
what a day
Is there a place I can watch the prerecorded stuff from Nintendo? I missed it and everywhere just links me to the current livestream.
>>341308078
She's jelly. All women are jelly of each other.
i honestly pretty damn impressed
now if only they announce release date along with the nx when e3 about to end
>>341308261
Me.
>>341308078
tits was just being a lifeless, vapid shit the whole time she was playing
chiko seems like she's actually a fan of zelda and is being interesting. tits don't like when other girls look smarter than her, hence the tits.
>>341308450
>I'm forced to watch this
Guys do we know if they'll show the first dungeon at all?
I really want a sneak peak of a dungeon in this game.
>>341308103
Link mined some ore and the description says that they sell for a high price. Rupees are in.
>drawn on eyebrows
BLACKED
>the music is back
>>341308432
i think he would have been 1 shotted if that was a nude run
>>341307668
THey wanted to avoid the towns because it would show spoilers they said
>>341308470
When the livestream is over you'll be able to see everything it streamed.
Every Treehouse break is a dance break
>amiibo shit
>disappointed at the start, thought the game looked lacklustre
>only expected to stomach about an hour or so
>3 hours later I still can't stop watching
>hyped
https://www.engadget.com/2016/06/14/the-new-zelda-game-will-give-us-the-first-flexible-amiibo/
>The next Legend of Zelda game is introducing big changes to the series. It features a big, open world. Our hero can jump, climb and cook. For the first time in 30 years, Link actually changed his shirt -- but it's changing more than the gameplay of one franchise. It's also changing Nintendo's toys-to-life figures: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild's toy series will feature the first Amiibo with moving parts.
>Nintendo says three figures will launch with the game -- an Amiibo featuring Link using a bow, one with the hero on horseback and a third of a "Guardian," the large spider-like creature we saw in the game's 2014 teaser trailer. That last one is the flexible toy, presumably offering limited movement in the guardian's tendrils. The Wolf Link Amiibo that shipped with The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD will be compatible with the new game too, and will summon Wolf Link to help the player in battle. If you played Twilight Princess on the same console, it'll even import your character's health stats. Neat!
>Those figures won't be available until the game hits stores early next year -- but collectors can look forward to a new line of Super Mario Amiibo, with figures for Daisy, Boo, Diddy Kong and more.
>>341308261
he is the resident sperg with THAT LAUGH and constant backseat playing
>have to go to work in one hour
>they still haven't shown a dungeon
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>341308450
then dont watch it retard
i find it pretty comfy
Time to fap intermission.
>>341308756
>The next Legend of Zelda game is introducing big changes to the series. It features a big, open world. Our hero can jump, climb and cook. For the first time in 30 years, Link actually changed his shirt
Fucking journos, he changed his shirt in WW.
Ok who's got their runs outfitted?
Nude link, skeleton arm is my confirmed day 1 run.
>>341308823
Why are animes so bad at dancing
Alternative comfy waiting music.
P-Please accept it, Anon-kun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMYFeNWv29Q
>sarah silverman with fake tits
>/v/ goes apeshit over her
jesus christ are these the same turbo betas who fap to anita and her jew nose?
>>341307162
what's her name? does she have instagram?
>>341308823
i want to sniff her panties.
>>341308876
>expecting "gaming journalist" to know shit about gaming
I love this break music.
dance party
>>341308432
>Takes 5 seconds to fire
>Can't kill you in one shot leaves you with half a heart
>>341308470
youtube stream let's you rewind
>>341308571
Good analysis!
alternatevidya. chatango. com/
come casually shitpost
>>341307162
who
>All the retards screaming about "hurr ONE game" and other "SONY WON SONY WON" suddenly disappeared as they show how fucking awesome the game is
>>341308914
Freeza is not
Holy shit nintendo what the fuck are you doing? I expected nothing from you yet I am still disappointed. Absolutely unacceptable
>you can smack a skeleton around with its own arm and then proceed to snowboard down the mountain on your shield shooting fire arrows at some houses burning then down before jumping over some enemies while still boarding on your shield and then throwing your zweihander at an enemy before smacking your weapon into it using your tablet's magnetic powers
>i love you md
... i... i love you too....
>>341308914
>animes
Get out.
this music reminds me of paper mario
>>341308969
yes /v/ingin fap to any female that play games
>>341309027
true, but that was 4 extra gold hearts with clothes
if you were nude i think you would have die
>>341308969
I'd like to be called an alpha beta, thank you very much.
>>341308693
>>341309045
Thanks. Was the prerecorded stuff like a Nintendo direct or different?
DO BOP DOOP BOP
>>341309027
No, she had half a heart in the first short.
On the second second when she took some damage before hand she had 1/4 heart left.
>post yfw new Zelda went full Fashion Souls
AMIIBO TIME
>Bill and Chiko are going to be wasted on amiibo
>>341307780
Next you will tell me that the expression:
>Suck my dick while I fuck your ass
Is also impossible
I just got home from college, missed Nintendo conference unfortunately. But why do I only see news about the new Zelda? Didn't they announce other games? Or the NX?
>Roommate ruins your fap to Audrey
That FFXV trailer was pretty good. I hope this game will get a good antagonist.
Bosses look great, I love the atmosphere of locations and their design.
Too bad gameplay looks clunky as fuck.
>>341309120
kek is this from the new Dragon Ball?
>amoeba figurines required
absolute trash
>>341308886
>Not nude/fist only
>>341309175
I did it on purpose as a joke, be less of a faggot please.
Bill?
BILL?!
>>341309358
nope
>>341309365
iktfb
>no Audrey
what happened?
>>341309358
Tomorrow.
Today looks like it's going to be 100% Zelda.
>you summon wolf link
WHAT THE FUCK
>amiibos
>>341307162
>to the Wii U version of the game
NOW this is MGSV.
>amiibos already
SICK DOG BUDDY
>>341309454
Nah, it's from a japanese ad. New dragonball has way worse animations than that.
>>341308261
Looks some kind of degenerate half-breed.
>Wolf link as a partner character
Cool.
D-Dog confirmed
>Link and Wolf Link working together
THIS GOES TOO DEEP
>Wolf Link companion
Y E S
why is the framerate so bad
>no partners
that sounds wonderful
>>341309257
Got hit without gold hearts and didn't die
can Link mount Link?
>>341309542
What do you mean? Will Nintendo do 2 conferences?
>>341307162
Everyone join this comfy music room. We streaming e3 conferences with comfy music inbetween, and a chat.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/comfy-vidya-games
>summoning an alternate version of yourself to fight with you
That's fucking radical.
>don't summon Midna
how does this make any fucking sense
>2 links
>>341309329
>You'll never have memes like this on the Wii U
Feels bad
Physical DLC to cheese through the game is a thing now
>>341309801
only audrey is allowed to ask such lewd questions
>TPP Link is from a different timeline
Nintendo truly gives 0 fucks about continuity in this seriesand I'm glad.
>>341309810
Yep.
>>341309604
Can we flash some RFID tags and spoof the amoeba reader? I sure as fuck am not buying grade school figurines.
Is this the first game with 2 different versions of Link in-game?
Also i'm so fucking glad they got rid of hand-holding partners
>>341309758
It's the stream, if you watch the released trailer it's around 30fps.
>>341309810
2 days of streaming.
where is mother 3
>>341309869
Yeah thats literally P2W. This could have been a game mechanic to tame a wolf or pet, but no you got to get the fucking amiibo
WOLF LINK/LINK BEAST LEWD WHEN
>>341309841
timeline sheningans
>>341309819
>not zelda
why would I
>no partner in this game so they could shill amiibos
Th-Thanks, Nintendo...
>>341309841
every game has a different link tbqh
>>341309840
This, nobody gives a fuck about Wolf Link. Everyone knows that's really a Midna amiibo.
>>341309840
I've probably dumped like 5 gallons of jizz to that ass by now.post more
too bad the companion ai is garbage
>>341309915
deffo
>>341309120
the death beams get me every time
>>341309923
Twilight Princess
Four Swords/Adventures
Triforce Heroes
CAMERAMAN IS SHIT WTF SHOW US THE AMIIBO
>Awesome feature locked behind Amiibo
fug
D-Dog confirmed
>You can actually headshot with the bow
Sweet!
>>341309983
It's only P2W if you suck too bad to beat the game normally. Otherwise you're just making things easier for yourself, and why would you want to do that?
>>341310061
that doesn't change the fact you're bringing in a character from a completely different fucking time.
Why is it called "Wolf Link"? It's not Link, right? It's a separate wolf partner?
WHATS IN THE CHEST!?
>>341309894
or same timeline over thousand years later
>>341309905
>>341309962
Nice, that sounds cool.
Will ganon be a partner if you tap his amiibo
>>341310174
You could since Twilight Princess.
>tfw I'm gonna use wolf link just to not feel alone
this game looks so empty, it's depressing
TRUST NO ONE NOT EVEN YOURSELF
>>341310223
Because you used the Wolf link amiibo to summon him.
>>341310206
its amiibo magic i aint gotta explain shit
BRING
BACK
THE
DEKU
>>341310156
>implying that's a dog
NUDE RUNS ARE A THING NOW, YEEEEEES
CANT WAIT FOR GDQ2018
>>341310223
It's literally TP Link transformed into a Wolf.
>>341310223
It's Link. Timeline distorsion and shit.
>>341309495
>>341310268
No, Breath of the Wilds is definitely in the WW timeline.
>>341310206
We Dark Souls now. Time is convoluted in Hyrule, summoning Phantom Wolf Link to your world.
>>341310046
More importantly
>No waifu like Midna or Fi
This game is pure fujobait
>Link is the biggest twink he's ever been
>The game is like skyrim
>Iphone with apps
wolf link looks so damn cute!....also he's surprisingly big.
>PHYSICAL DLC WITH RL TIMER RESTRAINTS
LOL
O
L
>"so in this Wii U version..."
Am I the only one that caught up on that? That implies there will be a NX version too.
>cooldown of 24 hours for wolf link
wut?
>>341310223
Amiibo magic din't gotta explain shit
chiko definitely takes the knot
when will this shit start?
>>341310542
Well, he's really just a side bonus to make the game a bit easier.
I hope they refine the partner AI
>>341310361
>implying fucking D-Dog is a dog.
>>341307608
But who is she lads just tell me
>>341310252
I want to put my dick in her chest
>>341310383
>>341310392
So there are two Links in this game? The TP Link has come to meet this Link? What?
>>341310516
he was big as hell in TP, plus wolves are a lot bigger than dogs, as huey once pointed out
>>341310550
>That implies there will be a NX version too.
no fucking shit anon
in fact it was delayed because of the NX version
>>341308962
I love you anon. Bossa Nova is underrated.
>>341310550
everybody knows there will be an NX version
EVERYBODY
reggie said it
I wish they'd just drop this amiibo shit already.
>all this content I won't be able to use
t-thanks nintendo
>24 hour cooldown
WE FREMIUM NOW
Can't wait for "pay 1.99 to revive wolf link now!"
what kind of name is chico?
>>341310542
> add him, people complain about p2w shit
> limit the time , people complain about the time limit
>>341310653
audrey drake
>>341310445
did they say that,or you just guess that from a few clues
OK ENOUGH ABOUT THIS
REVEAL GROOSE FOR HYRULE WARRIORS NOW
>>341310653
Audrey Drake, Nintendo fangirl from IGN who left after learning Japanese to work at Nintendo Treehouse.
>buying cheap $10 "figures"
>they showing a presentation amiibo
>it likely wont look that way in the mass produced versions
PUT MIDNA IN THE FUCKING GAME RIGHT NOW NINTENDO!!!!!!!
>all this detail the mass production ones won't have
t-thanks
>Dog link will never give link the knot
why even live desu guys?
>>341310550
we've known this for weeks and weeks now, retard
does the smash Link amiibo do anything?
>>341310620
BUY MORE PHYSICAL DLC TO GET AROUND THE RL TIMER
LOL
O
L
Why is link amoebo standing on a pile of jizz?
not trying to be rude but who the f would buy a highly detailed shota figure to steamroll a rpg?
im very confused
>>341310570
>Implying you wouldn't let wolf link knot you
>>341310821
You have to admit Archer Link Amiibo DOES look good, in contrary to the first very cheap models of amiibo.
>>341310550
where the fuck have you been since 2 millenniums ago?
I just tuned in, have they showed off the female Zelda yet?
Guys I don't think you understand.
>Wolf Link Amiibo required for Wolf Link companion
>Breath of the Wild will be on NX
>NX will be Amiibo compatible
THE RABBIT HOLE DEEPENS
I want to ride Link!
>>341310908
Pets is the #1 normie and girl magnet
>>341310864
>Implying you can take such a knot
this is some shitty audio mixing, goddamn
Did Bill just out himself as a dad?
>>341311012
We knew this already
>>341310971
No, but they showed male Link.
>>341310971
no, only the male Zelda
>>341307162
So I am late to the party, what did I miss on day 3?
I see Nintendo only presented Zelds and Pokemon...that's it? They look great, but I was hoping to learn about the NX.
Was anything else shown today?
What is this shit? Amiibooboo crap? Mute. Wake me up when they show more game play.
>>341310864
...Senpai this is not trash. Also use your imagination?
>>341310830
>"Look at the detail on the shiekah slate"
That will not transfer to retail
>>341310908
I'd buy them just to have them, I've always kind of liked amiibos. I'm not an avid collector like some people, but I do have a fair bit and I could definitely see myself adding these to my collection
>>341310550
First thing reggie said today was that the game would also be on the NX
>>341311012
Of course it's going to be compatible with amiibos.
Amiibos are probably their most successful scam ever.
>>341310470
>The game is like skyrim
This is what hurts the most. I was led to believe the game would be like the 2D Zelda in 3D, but it seems like they're trying to grab onto the current trend. At least the environment looks pretty.
>>341310730
<3
movable amiibo.... finaly!
>>341311012
>surprised NX will have amiibo
>>341311053
yeah it's really bad
>>341309257
You're always left with half a heart no matter the hp
The Guardian really does look nice tho.
>>341311067
Yes.
>>341310971
Link confirmed to only be male
>>341311115
Being able to play as a girl is mandatory for me to enjoy this game.
Lady Zelda is cute.
>>341310821
Spatoon amiibo are pretty good.
>>341311012
you do realize that the out of the box theory would be that NX DIDNT have amiibo support right? They print money of course they would keep them
>You will never sausage sneeze inside of Audre's cunt
Why is wolf link giving Midna the knot so good?
sam has a respectable rack
>>341310796
It has Koroks. Koroks are what the Kokiri of OoT evolved into in the WW timeline. They're exclusive to the WW timeline and they developet after Hyrule was flooded, ergo, this new game is set some time after WW.
>>341310625
That's the point of his image autist
Who /comfyamiiboowner/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnzd0mB990s
>>341311117
yes a new mario party for 3ds
>>341310935
Pretty much all amiibo after those first few crappy sets look good.
>>341310890
The game is cool but they lost me completely with these dolls
>they almost showed stuff we weren't supposed to see
>Starting a "Comfy Zelda" thread with unrelated tits.
Nice, Real nice. Howabout you try to not be a horndog for once in your life?
>dungeon
>WE CANT SEE TAHT YET
stupid CUNT
JEWESS:
OH SHIT DUNGEON. SHUT. IT. DOWN.
>>341310796
not him, but it has Koroks in it, which are the descendants of the kokiri after the Great Flood. No other Zelda timeline has Koroks.
>>341311346
because you want to take the knot
>"we're gonna be looking at how this game ties in a really interesting way to the original Legend of Zelda game"
LORE HYPE
>>341311454
>Says the Shantaeposter
when are we getting info on civ 6?
>>341311454
>unrelated
Chicks playing the game.
SHOW US THE DUNGEON CHICO
BE THE HERO
I love zelda and all but how long is this presentation going on for? Are they going to show anything else
Anyone else stopped watching? I feel like spoiling all of those environments and shrines will make playing the game less enjoyable.
Here's hoping they also have in-game companions.
>chico we can't show it just yet
>Dog and sword noises
>Chico plz
>HYAA HUTT
>*barks*
>CHICO
>>341311147
Obviously you've never seen the level of detial on the Fire Emblem, Star Fox and Captain Falcon amiibo
yfw she gets fired because of the size of her tits
>>341311454
>unrelated tits
have you not been watching the stream dude
>>341311406
I used to be until I bought too many to keep out so now it's just a box of amiibos.
>>341311257
>Being able to play as a girl is mandatory for me
How pathetic.
>>341311281
Amiibo and good should not be used in the same sentence, regardless of which game.
What do you think about the amibooz?
great, instead of dance party break we get silence and people.
Nintendo should just show the floor like this during every intermission
>>341311454
>posting unrelated Shantae
>complaining about unrelated tits
Get out
LORE TIME
>>341311446
didn't pay attention, like what?
>>341311454
>trying to sound serious posting drawn tits
Nice, just nice
>>341311545
Pretty sure Miyamoto-sama is just gonna talk about how it's open world and you can do anything, no restrictions and all that jazz
>>341309940
And thats because they are running the weaker version of the game on the Wii U
Water the odds of them announcing a downloaded demo for the WiUUUU at the end of the day?
>>341311473
>>341311496
They'll probably show in the next segment
>how does this game relate to the first game?
>you can do any dungeon in any order
>oh great, why don't we try that one
>>341311598
The rest of today is Zelda only.
Tomorrow and Thursday are other upcoming games like Monster Hunter, Dragon Quest, #FE, etc.
The demo station is pretty cool.
>>341310334
Have you not played a fucking zelda game? Outside of the towns there's not shit every 3ft. And even so they're on a like 1/10th fraction of the map and have been to like half a dozen camps at least
>>341311721
dungeon
>all those hot girls in blue tunic looking shirts at the Treehouse
Holy fuck, Nintendo has some nice taste.
>>341311634
haha chico a cute
This is going to be me during finals in the spring. Wish me luck, /v/
>>341311454
>not liking comfy tits
(You)
>>341311454
>unrelated tits
>posts Shantae
also she was playing the game, retard.
>all this fawning over this plain ass bitch
>>341311602
> I feel like spoiling all of those environments and shrines will make playing the game less enjoyable.
?
You do realize the area they have shown is like....5% of the entire map, right?
They've shown us the first two shrines out of over 100
>>341311663
Game looks like shit though, would have been salvageable if I could rub my meatstick to the protagonist.
>>341311446
>>341311496
>>341311473
Did anyone twitch "clip" this part?
>>341311686
they have a really cool set up this year.
>>341311634
Chiko is cute and hilarious
>>341311721
I think they were getting close to a dungeon, it's hard to tell. They cut the footage instantaneously.
NICE FUCKING MODEL
>>341311602
by the time it come out, which like 6 months from now i will probably don't remember much
i know imma buy it now and i won't get into much more details after this e3
>Inventory isnt on the second screen
>No wagglin
NX confirmed for no gimmicks
>>341311770
0,000%
>>341311568
Hey man fuck off. I can like a game and not be a jizzing sadsack over pixels like you are.
If you find ANY fictional character loveable or fuckable, you have serious mental issues that need to be adressed. Same goes for those of you oggling some random streamers tits. You have any idea how fucking creepzone that is?
>>341311602
I feel a similar way but considering how xbox hueg the map is I feel this is an acceptable amount in proportion.
>>341310550
Holy shit you're slow
>>341311770
little to it's not happening faggot
>>341311641
Does that happen?
>>341307162
>You found the TITS OF TRUTH!
>>341311770
Unlikely considering the show floor demo is the latest build of the game with a 20 minute time restriction turned on. They don't want to leak out 80% of the game.
>>341311794
>1/10th fraction of the map
lol that's cute, you think the Wii U can handle such a big game
>>341311848
shutup weeb
>>341311679
Looks pretty good, if the quality is still that high for the production model I think I'll get it and the robot one.
>the first npc you meet in the game is ganon
>>341307668
it's a demo
D E M O
E
M
O
>No Towns
wow glad they took away the one good thing Skyward Sword did
>>341307656
Jew nose is truly the goddess of Nintendo.
ok, I fapped to this
Would you faggots complaining about people mentioning tits just gtfo! This is fucking 4chan not reddit or neogaf.
I'll just use this opportunity to post artwork then.
>>341311960
Get the fuck out of here, seriously.
>>341311947
>NX confirmed for no gimmicks
We have literally never seen it.
This is just the WU version.
>>341312016
>big game
for you
>>341312016
>this baiting when they have XCX
here is a (YOU)
>>341307656
(((Sam)))
Consider this:
>remastered crash trilogy does well
>CTR gets remastered with online multiplayer supportalong with Bash
@341311960
Piss off
Nice tits. I'd pay a small amount to bust my load on them
>>341312071
Demos don't have currency dropping?
>>341312016
>implying it can't when the game is this cellshaded.
They literally zoomed out and showed all the areas on the map. This is the smallest zone and there's like 10 others. Fuck off
>wolf link companion
this is wrong but at least this one not going to talk.
>>341312072
You don't know that.
>>341312000
Imagine sticking your dicks right between her two meaty soft pillows.
>>341312072
Were no towns confirmed? Even then Skyward Sword was shit for towns, Skyloft was alright but it needed more than one. Twilight Princess had the best towns.
The question is, do I buy a reduced price Wii U or the NX? There's literally nothing else I want but this game in terms of the Wii U, and I dont really think the NX will have anything I want.
>>341312108
>hair clip in same spot
>>341312016
Are you stupid dickhead? 1/10th is selling it short. It's like 5% of the entire map from what we've seen of the map screen.
>>341311960
Non creepy, because that's the solitary reason they chose her and stuck her in that form fitting outfit
>>341312005
Maybe? Nintendo are very conservative after all. Also her tits are getting more attention than the game lol.
>>341310908
Why wouldn't you buy a highly detailed shota figure
>>341312072
fffuuuuck source? That was a deal breaker for me
>>341311960
i believe reddit's more your speed, my man
>>341312187
>along with Bash
Don't play with my heart, anon.
>>341312187
>>CTR gets remastered with online multiplayer support
oh anon
>>341312108
We need a drawfag on this, stat.
>>341311848
Go jerk it to 2D weebvirgin
>>341308969
What's wrong with that? I'm also going to save your reaction image, deal with it
>>341310717
>>341310731
>>341310874
>>341310968
>>341311156
>>341311975
All these butthurt Zelda fans because I don't read Zelda news everyday.
>>341312220
he is literally baiting, we knew the wii u can play game like XCX of course it can play fucking zelda
>no garrish npc
thanks, this is the zelda that NEEDED to be done
>>341311669
AC ones look great thanks to the style. Shame it only works with board game so far.
>>341312059
It's King Daphness from Wind Waker tho
>>341312270
eventually you will be pirating so buy a Wii U.
>>341312270
what is the reduced price?
>>341311960
>if you find any fictional character loveable or fuckable you have mental issues
lmao what, no anon people don't have mental issues because they want to fuck a girl with large hips and big tits
>>341312295
>Also her tits are getting more attention than the game lol.
From 4chan users, never use us as a sample size because we're nowhere close to being in the population.
>>341312108
rule 34
NOW
>>341312230
>Breath of the wild
They confirmed it earlier in the stream, the game is 100% wilderness save for some camps and farming huts.
>>341307656
hgnnnnngg
>>341312265
They said they dont want to show the towns because its spoilers
>>341311848
Go rub you dick over some 2D girls you fucking weeby faglord.
>>341312270
NX will be the superior version and buying a console for one game is stupid. And when that game is guaranteed to be better on a near-future system.
is double stupid.
>>341312295
>Nintendo are very conservative after all
Why? Because they fired a hooker?
>>341312265
TP really? Beautiful towns yeah but I felt the depth was lacking compared even to Ocarina's towns, let alone Clock Town of course. But that's not really fair since it was the hub of the whole world.
>>341312108
>arm thingies
hnggg
>>341312072
>They don't show a town in the one tiny area they've been in
>"LOL THERE MUST BE NO TOWNS EVEN THOUGH EVERY ZELDA EXCEPT THE VERY FIRST HAS HAD THEM!"
>>341312540
oy vey
>/v/irgins so thirsty they find this woman attractive
>>341312587
>Because they fired a hooker?
What?
>>341312389
>say stupid shit
>gets called on it
>hurr durr these butthurt Zelda fans
>>341312371
but its literally the same girl with different clothes
>>341312518
>They confirmed it earlier in the stream
source it then
>inb4 using the title as the source
>>341312108
Arm socks are my fetish hnnnnnnnnnnng
>>341311406
Who /qualityfigures/ here?
>>341312116
Hello new wallpaper.
>actually being excited for LoZ: Skyrim with swords
lol
>>341312389
>ask a question about something that everyone has known for ages
>people call you retarded
>WHOA WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS EVERYONE SO BUTTHURT?
>>341312652
Would fuck
>YOU CAN USE CLAYMORES
Is Nintendo at E3 literally just one game?
>>341312652
>Waah why doesn't sony have any waifu's fuck treehouse for having Alison and Audrey
>>341308410
some of the graphical affects are just way too beautiful. the chuchus exploding, the weapons shattering, the way link's footing changes based on the environment. my androgynous body is ready.
>>341312652
She's really cute and has great tits dude
>>341312730
>Implying I'm not that too
>>341312518
No, they said this area was.
>>341310818
Living the dream! I am jealous of her and her husband.
>>341312371
Already done sempai
>>341312518
Why would you just lie to people? Does it make your dick hard?
>>341312652
Well she didn't show off her tits at IGN
>>341312692
And I want her with Audrey's E3 outfit, arm socks and all.
>>341312752
>s-stop liking what I don't like ;_; why can't everyone just play my movie watching simulators?
>>341308876
But that link was just some random kid, not a reincarnation.
>>341312684
One of the treehouse girls worked as a prostitute as a sidejob. Somebody told on her and nintendo fired her in a discreete way.
Then pissed of feminists tried to bully nintendo for firing her for being "awesome" and suddenly someone leaked that she worked as an escort while working at nintendo
>>341312652
>Goku
would love tenderly
>>341312790
Two and we've known this forever, no idea why retards are bringing it up today
>>341312790
Today pokemon for 30 minutes and Zelda for the rest of the day. Tomorrow is other games previously announced.
>>341312781
If Zelda can keep the weapon variety pacing through the whole game it will be pretty impressive.
But I have a feeling it's just going to be a treadmill.
>>341312790
There were 45 minutes of Pokemon but yes, it's literally just that and Zelda. They didn't do a press conference, just went straight to Treehouse.
>>341312228
>wrong
>implying Link hanging out with an animal version of himself isn't random and cool as heck
Bad senpai! bad! I kinda want to see link pet wolf link :3c
>>341312108
Not even sure how people can compare those two from the neck up with a straight face.
>>341312889
now all we need is rule 34
>>341312834
Post yfw sonyponies only like girls if they're poorly drawn lolis or being fucked by black men more muscular then them
>>341312851
Anon...
>>341312987
pokemon mobile, dragon quest, mh and something unexpected for tomorow
>They just confirmed in an interview that the game will have no towns. They clarified that it's a Hyrule in ruins and they took direct inspiration from the world of the NES LOZ. They did confirm that there will be a handful of stray NPCs throughout the world but no towns or villages in the traditional sense.
shit sux
>>341312957
>firing someone for being a prostitute
Pretty retarded tbqh.
>b-but the children
>>341313037
Were there trailers or were they released separately?
>they could've announced the NX's specs, real name, launch lineup, etc. and had a real conference followed by a treehouse stream with an hour of gameplay or more for each game
>instead we got this
>>341313146
I'm not really a fan of expensive statues. I need muh joints.
I want to masturbate, but I don't want to miss anything.
I want Teresa back, fuck you breastfags
>>341312730
>Own scales/posable figures across different brands/amiibo/prize figures
>>341313185
Which interview?
>>341312019
>>341312373
>>341312567
>hating 2D
Either go back to >>>/reddit/ or commit suicide.
Portugal vs Iceland is more interesting than this Lets Play show
>>341313259
Holy shit
>>341313185
Wow that's pretty awful.
hype ruined.
>>341313185
That's a bad thing how?
>>341313185
Excellent.
Because fuck towns in zelda.
>>341313185
>>They just confirmed in an interview
>no source
cute
>>341313317
I just skipped the last one, apparently it was amiibo so I did good.
>>341313185
Nice source
MIYAMOTO-SAN
>Audrey confirmed fired
>>341313185
Going to need a source bud
MIYAMOJO
SHIGGY
MIYAMOTO
Miyamoto looks closer to death.
>>341312652
>goku
>I have that batman plush too
>oshawott
>okami
>boxed pez dispensers
Is she single
Why is Miyamoto such a cutie?
>>341313259
>Breast of the Wild
I chuckled
>bald translator will never come back
Where did he go
New Thread:
>>341313414
>>341313414
>>341313414
>>341313414
oh god it's fucking shiggy
stream ruined
>>341312957
That's really not the same as firing for big tits then, I'd argue that it's not conservative or liberal, it's just bad for a family friendly business to have someone working a borderline illegal job.
what is mega milk's name?
Oh Miyamoto
I can only both hate and love you so much.
JAPANESE YODA
>-san
fucking hate it when translations leave this in
>>341313406
>>341313407
>trusting anything without source
what is this, amateur hour?
>>341313185
I'm ok with this.
>no Audrey
what?!?!?!?
>>341313185
DELETE THIS
MYAMOTO
Y
A
M
O
T
O
>those spotty faces
Do reggie and miyamoto not know what makeup is?
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!
She's got a 4/10 face and 9/10 tits, but her cat is the cutest.
Why don't they just have Bill translate? He used to be Miyamoto's translator.
>>341313192
she is a representative of a company, she speaks on their behalf
she was fired because she was making them look bad
everything else is inconsequential
this is how the world works
>Came back just in time to see Miyamoto and Bill
Baller. Did I miss anything with the amiibo shit?
That looks like one OP power!
>>341313626
Even if it turns out to be true, how is it a bad thing that there are no towns?
That sounds fucking great.
>>341312730
I just got Tiamo. She's cute.
>>341312834
what about alieshandra taylorquan?
>>341313192
>firing someone for being a drug dealer
Pretty retarded tbqh
>b-but the children
just so you guys know
Behind the treehouse
Nintendo just announced Mario Party Star rush for 3DS
It's the car mechanic on 3DS
Also color splash got a release date of October 7
>>341313192
No, they fired her because you are contractually obligated to not hold a side job.
Thats what they said.
>>341313554
Based Grampa Mariomoto
>>341313673
he is above that shit now, he is now the meme master
>>341313625
This host always call them san when speaking english. What the fuck is up with that? The other host knew better and use Mr.
>>341313185
No way, mothafucka
>>341313718
Some amiibo can be used as summons.
>>341313595
audrey drake
>>341313802
>you are contractually obligated to not hold a side job.
What?
also when did they say that?
>>341313664
what's her name, twitter, blood type, etc...
>>341313259
It's massive. 10/10
>>341313787
Your post fail at making any sense, with and without context.
>>341314226
It's the same thing, if you fail to understand analogies, comparisons and metaphors then you may very well need to go back to school.
>>341313192
she did underwear model,internet fags didn't like her so was it easy to go,use family values as a reason
>>341314486
I do not fail to get them, I simply say that not only did you fail to make one, but you also concluded with a pseudo rebutal that fail to make sense with either being pro or con.
>>341314507
she was also a literal escort, you moron
>>341313120
urfat
>>341311960
reddit's that away faggot
>>341314728
soucre faggot
Did they mention if the aiming rely on Motion control, or solely on stick?
>>341314719
>I do not fail to get them
Yes you do, at least in 4chan's format.
Before you go crying back to Rebbit: I(that's me) was(past tense) saying(talking to you) that firing(to remove from employment) a drug dealer(seller of illegal substances) is the same as firing an escort(lady you pay to fuck). Both are bad for business, you are literally retarded so I had to explain this slowly to you.
>>341313664
Her pussy is 10/10 wow!
