Continued casual Nintendo Treehouse discussion.
New bokoblins look WAY better than Skyward Sword
Previous thread >>341293486
>food restores health
casual shit
Get fucking REKT Chico
FIRST
Best part of E3 I gotta say.
>destructible trees
I MISSED THE SHIELDBOARDING GIVE ME A WEBM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why did they remove the sticky??
>durability
>weatherized survival elements
Went from hype as fuck to DOA so fast
FUCK THAT RETARDED HOAR HOAR GIRL
Give me (You)'s please ;_;
>Tree falls after an explosion
looks fucking good. Am i the only one getting a comfy as fuck Wind Waker vibe from this? I'm loving it so far
>you can pause and instantly restore health whenever you want, even when you're in a knocked-down state
Lame.
GOTYAY already
It's clearly inspired by LoZ on the NES.
>Murdering butterflies with an arrow
She's out of control!
>>341298029
>Nintendo's conference is literally Zelda and Pokemon
>Not even showing anything interesting in Zelda, it's literally like watching retards fuck around.
If we see a dungen or any story I'll be surprised as fuck.
>>341298242
There's nothing wrong with that, anon
Is this the Chico appreciation thread?
Anybody else think enemies heads are made big to make it easier for the players to see?
Fucking chico keeps burning stuff xD
>no clothes, no def
>korok leaf, attack power 1 lowest in the game
who's ready for Tasteful Nudist Run?
>tfw no chico gf
>>341298172
>You can eat food while lying on the floor stunned
We need to casual further.
>cave behind waterfall
>>341298173
END CHICO BULLYING
I'm going to marry Chiko!!!
Release date when
hello where is the boipucci
>>341298335
>wanting spoilers
Literally the best game of E3
Unreal
I want to play it NOW
I WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING DEMO
NINTENDO RELEASE IT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341298278
It's a giant, empty world.
So yes, a lot like Wind Waker.
DO you see that tree? You can cut it!
You can use skele arms!
Chico a cute
A CUTE
>>341298339
There is everything wrong with that, anon
How many dungeons are there?
I don't even remember the last time I was so excited for a Zelda game.
Must have been Link's Awakening or so.
disarmed!
>>341298335
Calling it now, the afternoon stream is going to be a dungeon
I seriously doubt they'll show this much Zelda without showing off at least one, even if its a mini dungeon just for E3
>>341298367
>xD
Hello, reddit!
Tree house stream is actually comfy as desu familia
>beat a creature with his own arm
fucking link, why are so you brutal
tfw the game looks amazing and its not even finished
>stealing their arms and beating them to death with it
Holy shit I love this game
>>341298029
Is this the sexiest Link we have ever had?
BEAT THE SHIT OUT YOU WITH YOUR OWN ARM
>>341298335
>They didn't even show #FE
Top fucking kek even they know it's DOA
>beat bokoblins to death with their own limbs
holy shit
>>341297032
>implying this link is not trans and he is not just waking up after his HRT and reassignment surgery
>>341298335
You didn't see that obvious dark doom dungeon in the distance when they were on top of mount crumpitt?
>>341298432
Same date when the NX is released
Ayyy lmao you can beat stalfos with their own arms
>>341298029
So they've only shown them running around in the open world with no mention of dungeons. Who's ready for there not to be traditional dungeons anymore?
You can beat enemies with their own skeleton arms!!!!!
Bokoblin arm confirmed GOAT weapon
>You're getting outsmarted by things with no brains
ALPHA AS FUCK
SEE THAT SKELETON
YOU CAN USE HIS ARM AS A SWORD
>take its own arm and beat it with it
>BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ENEMIES WITH THEIR OWN ARMS
spook
>big empty fucking world
Color me surprised.
>>341298543
we should make it into a meme !!! XD
>are you saying t-that i don't have a b-brain?
CUTE
>>341298278
>Wind Waker vibe
I hope not
Who is Chico?
Will tumblr make 10000000 porn pics of twink link?
Why is this game so cool?
The best game shown all E3. The first modern open world game not to suck.
Can't wait for another empty world, and holy shit did that look empty. What games are they ripping off here? Monster hunter, shadow of the colossus and?
Who is chiko?
Are you guys paid by Nintendo or something?
Nobody care about these Treehouse people, stop forcing it
NATE NEEDS TO STOP STEALING MY WAIFU !!!! HE IS SO ANNOYING
>You can beat enemies to death with their own arms
10/10 GOTY
>>341298335
>watching retards fuck around
Leave Chico alone you degenerate.
EPIC
>beating enemies to death with their own arm
>Link, the targets are marked on your iMap.
>you can use your enemies arm to attack other enemies
Jesus Christ Nintendo
what's up with the double sound?
>>341298489
There can be only one...
>>341298596
Which is when?
>>341298579
Hrt gives you boobs anon, link is flat
>>341298556
Tomorrow, dummy. Along with Monster Hunter and DQVII
>your Bokoblin arm is badly damaged
>3DPD
Fuck off normalfags.
>>341298278
Considering it might take place in the WW timeline, I agree.
can someone (you) me when they show something related to the story or a dungeon?
>Shield snowboarding
>Beating skeletons with their own limbs
>Burn everything
>More
This is GOTY 2017.
>>341298692
SO HERE I AM
Why did hotpocketsman de-sticky this ffs
The only difference it makes is now we've got more threads filling up the catalog
Game looks nice though
>>341298029
>Game has gender option
>You can play a cute girl and run into the snow barefoot and watch her shiver.
My heart can't take this
STOP THIS
THIS IS TOO BRUTAL
>>341298579
What do you think SJWs would find to complain about if that was the case?
That it wasn't mtf trans, suggesting the backward people at Nintendo still think the protagonist has to be male at all costs?
>>341298694
IT'S OK WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT
I'm really excited to see Zelda.
When are they gonna reveal her?
>>341298692
GOTY
who >TRICKY here?
>>341298692
I missed that. That is fucking sweet
So Link walking up in a hibernation alien pod confirms that it's the same Link from another game possibly?
There is NO chance of a female Link then. But who is this Link?
Brutal
>>341298615
but it breaks in like 5 seconds and has crap AR, and this is a game where both of those things matter.
>>341298547
>>341298619
>>341298629
You never played Dead Rising, right?
>>341298538
It will look even worse when it's "finished"-
>>341298838
Fuck off autistic weeb.
Honestly, the artstyle looks really nice at night. And the game in general looks interesting.
I just wish this and Pokemon weren't the only games appearing. At least give us info about the NX.
>>341298692
Had any game done this before? That's fucking sick
WHERE ARE THE WAIFUS
IF I CAN'T PLAY AS A QT FEMALE LINK AT LEAST LET ME GO ON DATE WITH ZELDA
WHAT'S THE POINT OF OPEN WORLD IF I CAN'T RIDE AROUND ON MY HORSE WITH A CUTE GIRL WITH ME
>take skeleton arm
>hits skeleton with same arm
stop hitting yourself skeleton-kun~
>you'll never make Sam so excited she can't talk
I didn't need that feel
>>341298759
March 2017
>"We'll leave the fat of the Bokoblins up to the audience"
>implying Chico spared any of them
>>341298692
Wow that animation looks super unfinished.
>>341298692
HOLY SHIT
> dat flip
FUCK
>>341298683
a character from boku no pico
>>341298860
Its ok when its actually good. Like how OoT was ok when 3D action games sucked.
DUNGEON NEXT??!
So it's confirmed Chico is best nintendo girl?
What's up next? More zelda?
>>341298959
We deserve /u/ Zelda game
The game looks boring as shit
Piece of shit
I hope Nintendo goes third party.
>>341298979
Cool. Is there a source for that somewhere?
>>341299058
Keep sucking that Ninty dick
>>341299078
yeee
>>341298683
Chico is the hero treehouse deserves
I think the game looked nice.
NEXT IS DUNGEONS AND PUZZLES
>>341298974
>you'll never make Sam cum so hard that she can't breathe
Life's rough
>Climb anywhere
>Snowboard to the bottom
>Beat enemies with their own limbs
Very optimistic
Didn't some newsite say they'd show something new at 4:30 EST?
I missed it. Was it literally just pokemon and zelda? Did they even announce any new games?
>>341298172
Yeah, at the expense that hearts no longer drop.
You have to prepare for dungeons now.
>>341299098
yes
THAT GUY IS A FAGGOT KICK HIM OUT OF THE SHOW
>>341298692
extreeeeeme!!
>>341299078
Yes, forget about the massive jew tits, spaghetti weeb is new hotness
>>341298708
yes
>>341299136
google it you fuck
>tfw can't filter out all this shitposting
I honestly believe this game is amazing. We're getting hours of Zelda footage compared to two minutes teasers. It's the right way to showcase a game.
>music is back
>this downtime music
>>341298942
Nintendo is such a fucking garbage company. You'd have to be a pretty massive shill if you still support Nintendo these days.
>>341299119
>I hope Nintendo goes third party so I can play this game on my PS4
Why so tsun tsun?
This game is weeaboo shit. Miyazaki inspiration my ass, literally kawaii uguu fujoshit
this looks /comfy/ as fuck, will buy nx just for this thank allah i didn't get the wii u
Christ that fuck is annoying. Makes the stream unwatchable.
Tell me when he leaves
>Excited for Zelda again
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>tfw you lived long enough to see Zelda games die and come back
Just got back from work, is there a place I can watch Nintendo's prerecorded stuff for this year? Was there even anything like a direct or did they just release a load of trailers? Everything just links me to the livestream.
I think Chico is autistic and appeals to all the lel kek xD soooo random and violent fags out there. Sam is best.
>>341298942
there's literally nothing wrong with that change
I want to fuck Link so fucking hard until he gets pregnant. And then I'll keep fucking him.
Yo, anyone know how to get into Nintendo's press kit? I want those juicy HD images.
>people always claim /v/ mods are biased towards Nintendo
>won't even sticky their event
>these threads
Nitendo and Zelda fanbase confirmed mentally challenged weeaboos.
>>341299234
>>341299241
Now fight
>>341298692
I'm starting to believe in this.
The freedom of movement options is really nice. Something like that was previously subjected to a minigame. There's a greater emphasis on choice here.
Why the fuck is there no world music? What the fuck are they doing
i'm not buying a wii u i'm not buying a wii u i'm not buying a wii u...
fuck i might buy a wii u
>>341299192
>hating on nate because he's bullying your waifu
get out of here anon
>>341298902
>So Link walking up in a hibernation alien pod confirms that it's the same Link from another game possibly?
Maybe. But who?
Inb4 he is an artificial Link created by someone.
>>341299234
Cute gif
>>341298750
Why do you want so much attention?
>>341298579
God she's cute
>inferior PC games
>AMD shilling
>QTE Movies
>an actual game
where were you win nintendo won?
>>341298824
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
>>341298824
DOIN EVERYTHING I CAN
>>341298172
>not having free health pop out of the grass anymore is casualizing the game
>yfw they purposely made Skyward Sword awful just so that this game would blow everyone away and it did
The absolute mad men
>>341298942
>this is the worst example of bullshoting from Nintendo
Pretty impressive.
>>341299302
Death was rough too, fucking Skyward Sword.
But rebirth with Link between worlds was good, and now we're finally at a stepping stone for the franchise.
>>341299181
Hello?
I hope there is a lot more than just this.
I already want to buy it.
But i want more.
>>341299119
>I sure hope Nintendo goes third-party so I can play all of those games I hate!
You aren't fooling anyone, faggot.
>>341299423
>VENOM LINK
NINTENDO DOES IT AGAIN
>>341299417
We want the fujos
>>341298812
sorry
>>341299417
she pissed herself
>new BotW Link fanart soon
My E3 dream already came true.
>>341299403
You can have mine bro, it's fucking useless apart from Mario Kart
>>341299181
It is still ongoing. You missed a rather unexciting bit of Pokemon gameplay and a lot of very exciting Zelda gameplay. Lucky for you they haven't stopped yet, they're just taking a break.
They did not announce any new games, just like they said they wouldn't in advance.
>>341299403
Why would you buy a piece of shit dead console?
>>341299417
>When he sees your dick
>>341299223
I love Treehouse Live @e3. This is how I want to learn about games
Where's Audrey though?
>>341298996
Everything about this looks unfinished.
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/742779101329555456
>>341299352
That's adorable
>>341298335
>people having fun and showing off details off the game for an hour
I'd rather much have this than a fucking 30 second movie trailer that tells us nothing.
> Magic-wielding Link makes a return
>>341299417
S-so moe..
>>341298957
MGSV. In fact, this game seems to be taking a lot of gameplay cues from that
>>341299220
this, fucking retard asks /v/ then wants proof, when googling "NX Release Date" is the easiest of shit. No wonder that poster is here.
Nintendo became Ubisoft. Oh well. It had to happen sooner or later.
Between the shitty indie survival bits, poor man's skyrim vibe, and souls elements copy pasted together in a nonsensical mess of 15fps shit, this is by far the worst zelda gameplay reveal that I can remember.
Other things worth mentioning
>link has a tablet device
>map indicators up the ass
>"Link" being called out by a narrated
I'll just wait until Aunuma retires at this point. The flash game treatment ALBW dungeons received didn't impress me either.
Which of those treehouse sluts would you want to spank the most?
REMINDER THAT SONY SHILLS ARE IN EVERY ZELDA THREAD SHITPOSTING TO MAKE THE GAME LOOK BAD AND THEY DON'T GET PAID A SINGLE PENNY
>>341299272
>tfw fudanshi
tfw no kooky jap wife
just kill me before i dilute my gene pool.
>>341299417
He clearly wants the D.
>>341299403
>wasting money on a Wii U just to play the inferior version of the game
This is like buying a Gamecube to play Twilight Princess.
>>341299352
Just imagine the cute walls of his anus vibrating as he shivers and holds you close!
>>341299182
>farm goblin steaks for hours
>be invincible for the rest of the game
nice zelda nintendo lmao
to be honest it looks considerably different from previous games, like it was an rpg rather than action adventure
I'm conflicted about lack of grass hearts, pressing a button to pick up items and inventory micromanagement
With all these options around, I sort of hope they implement various difficulty settings that might not only make the game harder, but disable some of the more convenient features like being able to restore your health on the fly through the item menu.
>>341299220
So you don't have a source. Should've just said that in the first place instead of stringing me along, anon.
>>341299523
>the enemy marking
>not wearing the iconic tunic
You might be right actually.
>>341298172
>automatically regen health.
That's the casual shit, anon.
>>341299415
Not my waifu but he was fucking annoying , why doesn't he keep his love for animals and shit to himself.
>>341299234
This gif times surprisingly well with the music. Good job.
>>341298029
i think it looks good. i'm a sucker for exploration in games, it might be the first zelda game since windwaker i'll buy day one
>>341299119
>Nintendo finally goes third party.
>Releases amazing games fully making use of all of the console's power because they actually hire and keep their developers.
>Rest of the world instantly regrets it because it shows how garbage they are at optimizing and coding.
>>341299354
>woman fucking around with simple open world mechanics and constantly panning the horizon
>some kind of important event
pick 1 and only 1
>>341298029
Text Box: What now you piece of filth?!
>>341299679
but the GC version of TP was the best
>>341299637
>left image
I would have bought a Wii U for this game
I just...
what do you even do?
>>341299590
Which details? You can run around through a boring world and jump and climb? Wow.
>>341299423
>Implying he wasn't born there like all Links are.
>Implying this isn't the game where we learn Hyrule is a simulation and Link is the One.
>>341299536
>She
>>341299417
>link when he thinkin' about jewtits
>>341299379
The New Zelda is the most interactive display in a sea of movies at E3. The opposite would be true.
>>341299352
This is the most important footage that came from the treehouse.
>>341299447
Any news on it being retro-compatible ?
>>341298029
test
>>341298172
but hearts were meat all along. And potions. And fairies.
>>341298412
It's pretty shitty yes.
Hopefully food is more harder to find in the full game.
>>341298692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16M9p6-Sw1s
AUDREY IS BACK
>>341298942
SPHERICAL
>>341299637
What's the issue? You didn't want Zelda to become a Open World Ubisfot game? :^)
Post your age and your favorite Zelda
25
Wind Waker
>>341299650
>shitposting against Zelda
idk bruh all I'm seeing is social media tier praise and a couple of valid complaints
>>341299726
>>341299486
>>341299870
calm down ZIDF
>tfw I realize I won't be buying the game for my trusty old pal the WiiU
Rip
Just gonna get the superior version on NX
ALSO AUDREY ON STREAM
SEMEN DEMON
PREPARE YOUR COCKS BOYS
Even Chiko wants to burn down the Treehouse.
>2 hours in
>2 games
Audrey spotted
New amiibo!
>>341298416
God, this game is gonna have some good secrets... I hope.
>>341299801
play a shitty game
anyone else really bothered by link's face? he looks like a barbie doll
Mega milk
DEM TITIES
>>341298902
>>341299423
>>341299523
>>341299813
>>341299721
Artificial human/hylian, I can see.
What if this is an excuse to shoehorn in some character creation? "It's Link's spirit inside a new body"?
WE BACK NIGAA
>nintendo getting open world right
>nintendo fixing pokemon from the TRASH that was x/y and oras
damn
FUCK YES AUDREY
get me lots of screencaps senpai
all these chicks have huge tits
THOSE TITS OH MY GOD
Holy shit them titties
>dem titties
HOLY SHIT QT ALERT
OOOOOHHHHHH FUCCCCCKKKKKK THIS WOMAN
HOLY SHIT
THOSE TIG OL BITTIES
DEM TIDDIES
BIG TIDDIES
>only grills
Girl soo to be link soon to be confirmed
THOSE KNOCKERS THO
Who is tits-chan?
AAA
EXACTLY
POST AUDREY
>>341299832
I'll take ignorants normalfags over stupid moeshit eaters weebs from /a/.
TITS
I
T
S
AUDREY'S TITS ARE MAGNIFICENT
holy shit that chick's tits
>>341299637
>open world/exploration/minimal story means its skyrim/dark souls
kill yourself you underage fuck, it's literally zelda back at it's core roots
>MMO tier world
>single player
was skyrim multiplayer or had this big of a world? i never played it.
BIG
It would have been a good showing if they had shown a dungeon.
This overworld was empty and boring as hell, the only cool thing was actually being able to climb anywhere, everything else is lazy WRPG design.
This is the sort of stuff that will bore me in a few hours, dungeons are usually the saving grace of the 3D Zelda games anyways so at least show the good stuff rather than that shit
ANOTHER QT?
WHO IS IN CHARGE OF NINTENDOS HIRING
Who the fuck are all these girls?
What even is the treehouse exactly.
those tits holy shit.
No girl link confirmed if anyone cares.
NOOOOO
BRING BACK CHICO
TIDDIES
>You can rip off a skeleton's arm and beat them to death with it
This was literally all they had to show, I'm sold.
Those are some huge tits.
THOSE TITTIES
Weaaboo Witcher
shit son
SHE'S PERFECT, AND SHE JUST SAID HANDY! HNNGGGG
JESUS CHRIST THOSE TITS
>>341298339
it's too hard, a real gamer shouldn't have to thinkg about anything else than when to roll the invisiwaces.
>audry
>>341299917
>27
>Link's Awakening
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON?
>>341299917
27 and windwaker
GODDAMN LOOT AT THOSE TATAS
>>341298029
Missed this whole thing. Apparently the game looks amazing and at the same time it's shit and the end of the franchise.
I AM CLAIMING AUDREY AS MY WAIFU.
ALL OF YOU ARE TOO SLOW.
>Audrey's rack
WHERE'S CHIKO?
CANT HANDLE ALL THOSE TITS
POST SHIEKAH TITS
I'm excited for this cause I'm a drone, and know for certain it will be fun.
But it's so transparent that while developing this game they were working within limitations.
I just want the developers to be able to take the shackles off.
semen demon
>>341299486
>letting you pause the game at any time and heal instantly is not casualizing the game
This kills the difficulty
Anyone want to do BDSM with Audrey?
At least the slate isn't literally an ipad or something like a fucking oculus in game.
Why did they use Zelda for that tech demo? Are they intentionally trying to make people mad by basically saying "yeah we can make it look decent but we decided not to"
>>341300004
DELETE THIS
NINTENDO TIDDIES
tfw she'll never go after your bococklin ;_;
>>341299917
27
Ocarina of Time
>>341299078
watching that beta faggot command chiko around while stirring envy in Sam at the same time
>you will never have a threesome with these treehouse ladies
Just kill me now, I wish I could get these goddesses to fondle my penis
LOOK AT THE FUCKING TITS ON THOSE WOMEN
SOFT BOOB TISSUE THAT DEMANDS TO BE SQUEEZED
>>341300004
Must be cold in there
>IT'S HUGE
>Audrey's fun bags
NINTENDO WINS
>>341299352
Cute!
>>341298029
my dick is in terrible danger
>>341298692
Nigga? This gun be good
sweatingman.jpg
Would you fuck Zelda fangirl?
>>341299917
26
Skyward Sword
I-is that Audrey?!
>flying in an open world game
God bless you, Aonuma
>>341299575
Just post the pic dude
that rock sure was shiny
>those girls
BASED NINTENDO
>>341299679
Buying a new consolethat gonna be the most gimmicky expensive shit ever that you know next to nothing aboutjust to play one game. Go fuck yourself shill
>NINTENDO IS NOW OFICIALLY TITS
TITS
I
T
S
SOMEONE IDENTIFY THE SEMEN DEMON PLEASE
GET ME SOME INSTAGRAMS SOME TWITTAS SOMETHING!
SOMEONE POST A SCREENCAP OF THIS TIT MONSTER.
THOSE TITS AND FACE
>>341300121
Where's Alison?
OH WAIT!
>>341300150
HE'S FAST
I WANT TO BE DOMINATED BY AUDREY! I WANT AUDREY TO BEND ME OVER AND GIVE ME A REACH AROUND WHILE WEARING THOSE GLOVES!
My Treehouse waifu Audrey is back, and she's looking sexier than ever.
>>341299938
Neo-Nintendo
>that pop-in
>this massive empty world
WHAT CUP
WHERES CHICO
>>341299917
21
Oracles
>>341299917
20
The Legend of Zelda
So the leak about doing mini-dungeons for items was real
So does this game actually have dungeons?
>this bitrate
please
>>341300004
I want her to jerk me off with those gloves.
>>341300121
>that jealous chestlet
>>341299917
19. LoZ
Can they just show him swim
>>341299917
24
Link to the past
>>341300274
>>341300245
>>341300293
Well, this is the only good thing that Nintendo brought this e3.
>>341300202
Nintentidies
>>341300328
Audrey Drake, son
whats that chico thing u ppl talk about
Nintendo girls are made for breeding
DUNGEONS CONFIRMED
>>341299917
19
OOT
Would be WW but fuck that triforce search shit
>you lived to see a Zelda with pop-in
>Audrey
HNNNNNNNNG
>>341300196
>implying
Bottom link a cute, CUTE
https://twitter.com/ZeldaUniverse/status/742780957904785408
No female Link
>>341300372
HOLEE PHUC DEM BOOBIES
>game looks like shit
>nintendo placates /v/ with some tits
Every time
>>341299917
28
Majora's Mask and Links Awakening
>>341300150
I already claimed Audrey two years ago. Step it up, fampai!
>this GOTY game
>these fucking BAZOOMBAS on these fine ass cuties
Holy shit my dick can only be so hard
MY DICKKK
>>341300378
fuck chico we tits now
>>341300196
That first one looks like fucking shit.
Second is much better.
Im glad they didnt try to appeal to edgy nineties kids and actually made a competent artstyle.
>>341300390
ditto, All I've heard is >= 100 shrines.
>OMAN AU
>AONUMA
Nice try, Aonuma-san
>>341300181
Damn, difficulty is such a staple in the 3d zelda series.
It'll be weird to play a game without it
>>341300004
Shut up, fag. Control that dick. That's why they censor your games.
This Zelda is coming for NX, correct? I hope that version won't have as obnoxiously blantant popups.
>>341300515
B U S T Y
LOOK AT THOSE
>No minigames on the loading screen
disapointing
>>341300004
who is that bad whore?
>>341300378
up her shirt
>OMAN AU
>AUNOUMA
WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAAN?
>>341300465
where are the tits there's no tits here
>>341300228
>Being a beta
>Commanding someone else
Wut?
>>341299917
29
ALttP
>>341299917
Seasons/Ages
25
MAGNESIS TRIAL
BUILT FOR SEX
I JUST GOT BACK FROM MAKING FOOD AFTER THE SECOND BREAK
WHAT HAVE I MISSED BESIDES AUDREY'S TITS
>>341299917
23
MM
didn't one of the leaks say 4 dungeons with 100 shrines?
>nintendo babies see tits for the first time: the thread
This is hillarious.
>>341300489
The first one?
audrey is wearing those arm leg warmers because she's a cutter and doesn't want the internet to find out.
>>341298692
THIS IS MY FUCKING GAME
Fire Arrows
WE DUNGEON NOW
>Any order zelda
Awesome!
>Stamina meter so you always know when Link's body is ready
>Over 100 shrienz
>Sequence breaking is the intent
Stop, Reggie, I can't handle winning this much!
>Oman Au
I see what you did there, Aonuma.
MOTHERFUCKIN
GUARDIAN
AMIIBO
These shrines look cool, with over 100 that should be a decent amount to do there
Shrine Ao Numa
HER BRA CAN'T EVEN CONTAIN THEM
>Sam and Audrey will never have an oily tit-fight on stream
It's like Nintendo doesn't wanna win E3
>Dungeon time
OK Nintendo, it's time to either make it or break it for me.
>Shrine Oman au
>Oman au
Deepest lore
>those audreys
>>341300509
>Not re-upping your waifu subscription
You poor fool. You don't even realize you are waifu-less.
>>341300181
>>341300546
>what are bottle fairies
this literally changes nothing about the game
>>341300531
>Saturation and low res is an artstyle
The Nintendo NX is a dedicated tablet portable, that will also work with the WiiU.
>>341300594
Fantastic tits, but she should take off those stupid gloves.
>>341299629
>>341299871
There's some legitimate buttmad on /v/ right now.
>software updates for your ipad
Awesome ;)
>the game is so shit Nintendrones have to focus on the chick's tits
>>341299917
29
Majora's Mask
>>341299917
23
Oracle of Ages
AMIIBO SHIT CONFIRMED
>>341299920
please refer me to the thread you see that in, it's much better than the cancer I've seen
Who is that black haired titty monster?
>>341300495
>No qt3.14 gril link
DELETE THIS
>>341299917
19
MM/WW
>amiibo logo
FUCKING DROPPED
I though Audrey was fired
We cloister of trials now bitches.
Anyone else literally salivating while looking at Audrey's huge melons?
Fuck me I'm gonna pull out my cock now
>>341300694
THOOSE MAMMARIES
>runes
What's with this dark souls ass shit?
>>341299917
21
Twilight Princess
Why is Link using a smartphone?
OPPAI
>>341300491
>active cleavage censoring
T H E Y K N O W
H
E
Y
K
N
O
W
WHOA WHOA WHOA
HOLD
THE FUCK
ON
THE FUCKING
SHIEKA STONE
THAT FUCKING THING IS THE NX
>Zelda becomes a Ubisoft watch tower simulator.
>Nintenod fans are defending this.
You fuckers are really starved for games, aren't you?
>amiibo icon
>over 100 shrines
That actually sounds a little bad, will dungeons not be as extensive or well designed?
>>341300503
>>341300506
>>341300509
>>341300510
>>341300515
>>341300558
>>341300561
>>341300568
>>341300578
>>341300594
>>341300609
>woahhhhhh boobies guize!!!
How old is the average nintenyearold? Do they know that they can find porn on the internet?
Goddamn that girl has big tits.
>>341300557
They're just for new items
LEELOO DALLAS MULTIPASS
HALF LIFE
>>341299917
25
LINK'S AWAKENING
>>341300609
Perfectly summed up my racing thoughts.
>You will never have a foursome with those three women on stage
Might as well go meet iwata
>>341298029
ALL NINTENDO BROUGHT IS POKEMON AND ZELDA HOLY FUCK GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER NINTENDO
>>341299917
22
Links Awakening
BABY WANT MILK MILK
I don't even care about Zelda, I am just watching for the tits.
>>341299917
22
OoT/MM
Nintendo is going to censor those tits soon
>>341299917
27
Oracle of Ages
>audrey will never breast feed your children resulting in strong manly sons
>>341299917
25
Can't decide, I love them all, except for the DS ones.
Breath of the Wild begins with a female voice commanding Link to wake from his slumber - a sleep he has remained in for 100 years. The voice appears to originate from within Hyrule Castle, which has fallen under the thrall of Ganondorf once again
>>341298029
>nintoddlers first tits the thread
>>341300665
Fuck. I actually want them.
Fuck now it looks good
>>341299917
21
majora's mask and ALttP
>>341299917
22
MM
>>341299917
22
Majora's Mask
>>341299917
21
Wind Waker
"lets see what kind of mayhem we can cause..."
my DICK
Well this shit basically confirmed theres no cool dungeon items.
It's just going to be tied to that shitty sheikah stone.
So you need to buy an amiibo to get all the runes.
>>341300795
you're waist deep in the social media tier praise right now famalam
BRUTAL
How often do you see a remotely attractive girl in this industry?
>>341299917
19
WW
>>341299917
20
Wind Waker
>actually
>>341300871
least someone gets games....
>>341299917
25
OoT/MM (can't pick, they're better together)
>YOU CAN BASICALLY BE MAGNETO IN THIS GAME
There's a far larger nod to Twilight Princess via Breath of the Wild's Amiibo system, which sees Twilight Princess HD's Wolf Link figurine conjure up the four-legged Link as a support character. Unlike other games, Link does not have a full-time companion during this adventure, so the ability to bring in support is a major asset.
>>341299917
23
wind waker
>>341300465
FALSE ALARM GUYS
god this commentary is terrible
>>341300950
This was best Audrey
>>341300865
Congrats you figured it out.
KEK IS THIS SHIT 720p?
>Nintendo fans have never seen tits
LMAO CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>341299683
>Casualizing the game for yourself
That's on you, buddy. You don't have to do that.
>>341299917
35, Twilight Princess for 3D, A Link to the Past for 2D
Breath of the Wild will probably dethrone TP though, I love open world games.
>>341301054
nintendo has all 3 of them
all at the same time
Lord have mercy on my soul the things I would do to play with Audrey's tits
>>341299917
21Skyward Sword
>>341301054
Once a year during Nintendo's E3.
>>341299917
23
LttP/Link's Awakening
COVER
THAT
TITTIES
PLEASE HAVE REAL DUNGEONS
>>341301028
>I just dropped it right on him
>>341299917
20
Oracle of Ages
>>341298029
TW3 bandit camps, fuck.
>>341299917
23
WW and TP. This new one looks like a serious contender though, it's great so far.
I WANT TO ANCIENT SCREW AUDREY
>>341299917
35
Link's Awakening
>>341299917
23 wind waker
her tits are so fucking big man
This chick got that bedroom sultry voice going.
>>341299917
28
Ocarina of Time
>>341300067
>points of interest and full navigation information
>armor/apparel customization
>collecting food and wood
>weapon durability
>core roots of Zelda
And just like FFXV, the delusion has already kicked in. After all, drones have waited 5 years for this.
>>341300951
they cant be real
naisu nonetheless
>>341301091
>Exactly!
>>341298692
I pray that this will be possible too in the final game
>>341299917
21
I dunno I like windwaker/skyward sword about the same
Actually no. Hyrule warriors is best.
>>341301054
Pretty often
>>341300890
You must get invited to a lot of parties
>>341300890
mad flat detected
She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
>>341299917
20
WW
>>341301127
Oh yes do it gently
>>341300665
>this music
>this magnets
>these tiddies
>>341300889
Yep, they're gonna be a bunch of tiny rooms with three simple puzzles instead of actual thought-out dungeons and temples.
>>341299917
22
Majora's Mask
>>341300274
Imagine being her. You can literally live a life of being catered to. If you just let a guy basically suck those tits, you'd never ever have to worry about anything. Fuck
this bitch needs to quit her hand holding
Reminder that retards actually think this item in the Wii U version of the game is secretly the NX controller
>>341299758
That would be fucking funny.
Objects have no weight or make no impact when they fall. It's distracting as hell.
Fix that shit Nintendo.
>>341299917
21
WW
this treehouse went full retard
>>341299917
28
Toilet Princess
Guys the magnet power looks really cool too
Bows are the new rupees.
CUM TO ME, ANON~
>>341301187Oh hey Danny
>Japs watching keep saying でけえ
>>341301257
Not how the real world actually works, underage.
>>341300740
>>341300865
That's actually pretty neat
>>341301138
>I only liked the old bearded men from Sony and Ubi's conferences
>>341301138
>This mad that Sony had just a crazy old lady clearing her throat
ACCEPT IT M8, QTS ARE WITH NINTY
>>341300889
Considering Nintendo haven't been working on much else it's possible they'll mostly be good with the free hands to work on it.
I imagine they'll be much shorter than the main dungeons which is why there's so many of them.
>>341299938
Not even mad, totally buying this shit
>>341300963
Seriously, the amount of thirsty faggots in this thread is embarrassing. It's like they're literally 13 year olds
>>341300890
Get out of here faggot. It's called being a man. If you do not notice or have your attention automatically drawn to an attractive woman you are either
a) a Faggot
or
b) an asexual faggot.
More tit pics.
>>341300889
There is probably important ones, for story and shit, some other less important for upgrades and others even less important just for other little bonus or just for the sake of completing everything and nothing more.
>zeldas gravity gun
Wolf link amiibo confirmed to summon wolf link
>>341301028
>Audrey brings you to climax with a handjob
>"boom"
>>341299917
30
Link´s awakening
I wasn't really particularly sold on the whole weapon's durability idea. Until I realize it encouraged you go around and beat up enemies with their own arms, and suddenly, I'm alright with it.
>>341299917
27
MM
>>341300138
pic related, respectable choice
>>341299917
37, Link to the Past
>>341301073
I was thinking this when he pressed Y earlier.
>>341301138
Side effect of actually playing games.
>>341301138
we can't help it, they censor all our games
>>341300951
me on the left
>don't make me get mad
I kind of want to.
>>341299524
Zelda has been pandering to the "spoiled cunts who don't shower" demographic since at least Ocarina.
>>341301229
lol, da BOOBIES :D
>puzzles
>mini-dungeon leak was real
>items from mini-dungeons
Finally something good
New thread
>>341301340
>>341301340
>>341301340
>>341299917
18
LTTP
GANON CONFIRMED
They just confirmed Ganon, maybe on accident.
>>341300865
Are you talking about Link's tablet?
Ganon is the bad dude
>>341299917
27
lttp
i can't focus with that flirty talk and those too giant BOMBS
GANON CONFIRMED
GANON CONFIRMED
>>341301138
Cause they censor them
GANON CONFIRMED!
>>341301245
Quit lyin'
>>341300890
chestlet confirmed
Ayy lmao
did she just call this a dungeon? there wasn't a single fucking puzzle
> it's literally zelda back at it's core roots
holy fuck this delusional shitposting
>Ganon
>I REMEMBER WHEN THE GODDESS FIRST INVENTED CHOCOLATE
>>341300890
Yeah but I want Audrey's tits specifically.
GANON
>>341301486
Yes
very flexible
>>341301257
That's why feminism pisses me off. Being an attractive woman is a free pass in life. Attractive women have literally nothing to complain about.
we metroid now
>>341301335
>>341301304
>>341301337
>>341301385
>>341301386
>>341301346
https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=big%20boobies
>>341299917
26
aLttP, but I like most Zelda games.
Except for Spirit Tracks, fuck that shit.
Shit, this is straight up a Skyward Sword sequel.
>>341299917
24 skyrim
>>341301534
it's a shrine, not a dungeon
>>341301534
Just like when you get your sword in OoT
>>341301327
I'm 27 and married with children. If you don't think millions of men would give her the world just to come home to her, you're the underage faggot.
GANON
NOT GANONDORF
BARAFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>couple fags in chat going "Wow this chat is awful" and "Never seen a girl before? This is why you don't have girlfriends."
GANON
>>341301534
You got a new item and used it to get across a pit.
It's confirming the mini-dungeon leak tho
>ALL THESE GIRLS LICKING THEIR LIPS TO A VIDEOGAME.
>>341300936
When did Audrey get so thick? She wasn't like this at IGN at all
>>341300814
No, they just fired that batshit insane feminazi whore Alison Rapp.
>>341299917
20
Minish Cap
>>341301580
Maybe you should stop being a slave to dat pussy.
>OMAN AU
>MITO MIYA
>TA IWA
>>341301649
>I'm 27 and married with children
Things that never happened lmao
>>341300890
shut up roastie
Ganon is the bad guy!
WOW!!!!!!
Man, Audrey put on some weight in the right places!Or just had them fixed up
>>341300890
Lol calm down femanon. You can always get a boob job for your flat chest.
>>341301208
It is Zelda 1 in 2016.
I want to face fuck Chico.
HOLY SHIT THAT EYE CONTACT
THAT FLIRTY BANTER
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
>>341301257
And then you turn 40
DUNGEONS CONFIRMED
GOTY
DUNGEONS CONFIRMED
GOTY
DUNGEONS CONFIRMED
GOTY
DUNGEONS CONFIRMED
GOTY
DUNGEONS CONFIRMED
GOTY
DUNGEONS CONFIRMED
GOTY
DUNGEONS CONFIRMED
GOTY
DUNGEONS CONFIRMED
GOTY
DUNGEONS CONFIRMED
GOTY
DUNGEONS CONFIRMED
GOTY
DUNGEONS CONFIRMED
GOTY
DUNGEONS CONFIRMED
GOTY
>special Items are now essentially iphone apps
>dungeons was less than 5 minutes long
JUST
>>341301847
They look really firm. Most likely an augmentation.
>>341301825
did you miss them explaining pokemon?
>>341301825
The main point of being excited is Ganon, the pig guy, not Ganondorf, the barabait.
>>341301138
the greentext I think you're going for is
>New LoZ is so boring that /v/ would rather discuss the mammary glands of the woman playing it
>>341300889
Think about MGSV and what the open world and the 5000 million small encampment did to it.
Or any "open world" game for that matter.
Yeah, you got it.
the girl playing the game has pretty phat tits
>>341299917
23
Wind Waker
>>341301847
that nintendo money doing work
>>341301847
>>341300372
H CUP!
>>341301580
It's true. It shouldn't piss you off. Not like a woman like her would just go for anyone. That's what makes the world turn since creation, men competing for the woman. You're a cuck is basically what I'm trying to say.
>EXPLORE EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY
>TRY EVERYTHING
Link magnetic ability
>>341301540
You know the original Zelda was open world right?
oh god they're so autistic.
>>341301847
shes cuter here
>>341301847
literally got a tit job
>>341301950
The shrines are different from dungeons
>>341302114
STUFFED BRA!
>>341299917
>All these wind waker fags
Literally an unfinished 3d Zelda with mediocre AND few dungeons and a bunch of sailing filler that for some reason it gets so much praise
I knew /v/ had shit taste but I didn't even know it was this bad.
>>341302017
22
majora
>>341301950
>iphone apps
so he really was in a cryostasis..
who knows how far he is in the future by then
BOULDY BTFO
GRAB A TOY
>GRAB A TOY
GRAB A TOY
>GRAB A TOY
GRAB A TOY
>>341301547
Kek
>>341300465
She's a friggin' qt
Too bad she's married iirc
>it's over between us
But it didn't even start
why live
fucking cringe
>>341302348
Cry some more OoT
>>341302336
Are you literally in middle school? What is a push-up bra?
>>341302348
cry more
>>341302209
great that means more boring puzzles involving blocks
make a fucking zelda game you hack aonuma
>you will never play an unreleased zelda game with 3 QTs
why even live, it wont be the same playing this by myself
>>341302114
PLASTIC!
>>341302234
open but not available right now to do anything useful
so what? WW was as well but to advance the game you had to go to specific places. Sure, in any order sometimes, but it was on-rails.
thats not a bad thing though, its just WW was mostly empty.
>>341301734
What'd she do again?
Stuff on Twitter?
>>341299917
26
Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask.
Magnetic bolder!!!
>banned for 3600 seconds in twitch chat for posting T H I C C
>>341302452
wew lad
>>341302452
I wish she didn't dye her hair.
>>341301847
they still look big there its the angle. I think they are natural.
>all those children getting excited about a mediocre looking slut with a boobjob slapped in
Living up to the nintoddler nickname, I see.
>>341302417
STOP
>>341302452
Saved and can't wait for the inevitable day my wife finds it and asks me about it.
>Links magnet gimmick
>literally just shit gravity gun from half life
>wow so new, much innovation
nintendrones
>>341302502
are you? thats not what a push-up bra does
>>341302348
its mostly nintoddlers that gobble shallow babby shit up
I want the chain and ball back
THAT DAMAGE, HOLY SHIT
>>341302502
>middle school
>thread full of fags screaming about a pair of tits they will never see
>that girl beta
wew
>>341302546
>its just WW was mostly empty.
Unlike this game.
>>341302348
Like I'm going to listen to someone posting a Korra image.
>>341302752
6 H E A R T S
>>341301847
Money well spent
>THINGS DO ACTUAL DAMAGE AND NOT QUARTER HEARTS
YESSS
>>341302140
You're not wrong. Men know this, which is why feminism is such a slap in the face to them. It's like if rich people started complaining that poor people have it better because they don't have to deal with the responsibility of money.
>>341302617
>being on twitch
If I was a mod, I'd ban your ip from using this site.
>>341302793
like this game
>>341301592
>everything about that url
you're a fucking shitter
Am I the only one who thinks this game looks like fucking trash? Am I the only one immune to Nintendo hive-mind hype? Am I the only one who feels this looks like another Skyward Sword disaster in the making?
>>341302452
She's pretty fucking stacked.
>>341302452
W-what are those things on her arms?!
>>341302617
>banned for being an autistic memeing shithead
Should've been a permanent ban
More faggot Link.
Fuck cell shading. Ever since N64 the whole series has been full of faggot shit.
>>341302701
Why are you upset that people are enjoying something that you don't?
>>341302752
LEGEND OF SOULSA
>>341302569
Was literally a whore, as in selling her services for sex. She is fucking hot though so I miss seeing her, she has an amazing ass and her body is so tight. too bad she is fucking insane though.
>>341302948
Yes, idiot.
>>341301976
He was already called Ganon by pretty much everyone except himself in Wind Waker. And he never turned into a pig there.
>>341302701
You need to realize that nintendrones have never played a non-nintendo game, they were exposed to about 10 mechanics in their lifetime.
It's the power of a brand who owns its consumers instead of the other way around.
>>341302665
yeah I don't get the big deal. I'm mesmerized by the game though.
This looks fun and comfy as fuck.
But these girls are average at best.
>THE ALLAH RUNE
>>341302948
yeah
>>341302948
yeah you're such a unique snowflake anon
>>341303075
No need to call me an idiot.
>>341302884
>WW sailing for ages with nothing happening
>BoTW so far has found stuff to do every minute
Shitposter be gone
>>341302986
hot
>>341302948
Yeah, your the only one. The scales have fallen from your eyes and you are very special
>>341301847
Or she's wearing a big bra, virgins.
>>341302761
Yeah, it was funny on one post. Now it's cringy.
>>341302926
>I AM LE 1337HAX0R
>>341302986
80s High-Fashion.
>>341302948
Yes. You are the only one smarter than all of us oblivious sheeple, who will live forever in squalor enjoying videogames.
>>341302948
Nah. This would have been impressive maybe 10 years ago, but "open-world" and equipment isn't exactly ground breaking anymore.
>>341302653
I see where you're coming from, but no. She definately got implants
>>341303048
Cry more faggot