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>>341287193
>Can play the game naked
>No girl Link
Tumblr was right, we need a female Link in this game
>>341287809
>2016
>Not being gay for Link.
What are you, a faggot?
>>341287193
Well... this'll either be really good or another case of Other M where it kills the franchise.
>>341287809
Naw keep him a guy
>we want the shota twink audience
>>341288783
Other M was bad for some many other reasons.
So, they're just ripping off Darksiders 2 now?
>>341287809
>>341288551
This man is right, Link is a mascara and lipstick away from being a bangable trap
>>341288551
>2016
>being a gayfag
I bet you kiss girls too, you fucking fruit
>>341289267
>Darksiders invented loot games
And this is more simplified anyways. I'm more wondering if there's actual stats or just gear.
Link looks fat.
Looks exactly like tw3
Anyone thinks this takes place after Skyward Sword?
The vast unknown world gives me those vibes.
>>341290139
With all the future tech it's likely a new latest point in the timeline
>>341290139
All Zelda games take place after Skyward Sword
>>341287193
>made long ago
Is that why the world is barren? Link is the only one in it? The SotC vibes are so hype this hands down won E3
>>341287809
this
i want cute clothes and a girly voice
Zelda is dead
>manually jumping
>witch time
>breaking weapons
>shitty empty open world
>NO FUCKING HEARTS ANYMORE
>literally minecraft (chopping trees)
>again this horrible stamina system
Maybe this is the first 3D Zelda I'm not going to buy and play.
>>341289765
It really does. I guess Nintendo want the "kids that want to play Witcher 3 but aren't quite old enough yet" audience.
>>341290843
this will be the Other M of Zelda, where it will break the franchise.
>>341290843
This is what youngfags want. Absolutely disgusting.
>>341291025
not really zelda is an actual open world and the battle system seem fun. In other words, the exact opposite of wither 3
>>341287193
Zelda sucks and had always sucked
>>341291167
I can't wait to see Link in a sexy spandex suit
>>341291025A place of power
>>341291529
Since Japan is trying to get the Yaoi audience I can see them having fun with that.
>>341287193
Anyone else hype for The Elder Scrolls VI: Hyrule?
>>341290843
Same here,I did enjoy Skyward Swordbut I just can't buy this, they're turning Zelda into something it isn't.
>>341290843
>manually jumping
don't see the problem with that
>NO FUCKING HEARTS ANYMORE
That's good tho
at least it should be like Skyward Sword where you need a heart medal to make hearts drop
>Female Link shitters BTFO
>>341291259
Will the trend pass or are we forever screwed?
>>341291167
Do you want the same thing every game? I'm open to franchises changing. My favorite game of all time is RE4, but I'm glad RE7 is nothing like it.
>>341291441
>I'm a Nintendrone and parrot things I read on /v/ for a game I've never played.
I know it most likely won't happen but now I want a survival mode. Like with Fallout where you need to sleep, eat, drink, ect.
>>341287809
he has vagina bones, all is well
>>341291938
actually I'm kind of interested, a casual rpg is what I expect out of zelda
>>341292763
do you have any idea how much porn we would have gotten out of a linkle game?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WE ARE MISSING OUT ON?
>>341287193
The Legend of Fashion: Wardrobe to Hyrule
I'm gonna look fucking dapper out in the field.
>>341287193
>old shirt
>not old hat
>>341292472
No, nothing of that is good. They trying to make Zelda into something completely new. It looks like a fucking rpg now. LIke a survival rpg almost.
I want my traditional Zelda things. Hearts in bushes and no manual jumping and shit. That are things that made Zelda recognisable.
I don't like this new one. It looks shit.
>>341287809
Who's to say you can't sneak into a woman's house and take her clothes and makeup and have Like put those things on?
That would be interesting that was needed for a side quest.
Nintendo lost.
>>341293241
im a PC master race m8. witcher 3 is a shitty game except for gwent. Stay salty shitcher nigger
>>341292472
no hearts anymore and that inventory full of health items makes it absolutely impossible to die now, great
>>341290843
How is the world more empty then every other single 3d zelda game? all the 3d zelda game worlds have been EMPTY AS FUCK, this game seems more brimming with life then any of those
>>341289765
>TW3 invented an inventory system
>>341290843
IT honestly looks like the best Zelda yet
>>341293702
I was just tellingmy husbandthe other day that most games now seem to be open world BS with RPG elements. Now I see my favorite franchise of 20 years has been turned into this.
Neet
My little shota Link can't be this cute
>>341293972
>>/reddit/
>>341294271
Feels bad man
>>341287193
>RPG
Just like Dark Souls?
>>341293702
>I don't like this new one.
Good riddence. Go play something suitible to your shitty taste than faggot.
>>341294271
it hurts, doesn't it?
>>341294330
>link activates witch time
guess he learned something from participating in smash after all
>>341293874
I need this to be a thing
>>341294526
Almost
>>341287193
If you think this isn't a window to just switch out tunics for fire/water shit you are a retard.
>>341289028
>they don't already have that
>>341287809
There's a girl Link
>>341288783
>This will be either a good game or a bad game.
Wow nice deduction skills there sherlock
>>341294737
WE CAN GET HIGH?
It pains me that I can continually see Hyrule Castle and Death Mountain in the distance but they can't go to them yet.
>>341294465
>>341294605
It does. The RPG elements are completely unnecessary.
>>341294040
It was impossible to die in any 3D Zelda game, with the exception of SS, anyway
Potions actually having a use is a thing that Zelda has needed since forever. SS almost did it right but the heart drops just ruined the potential for potions that weren't the one that fixes your shield
I also really doubt that you can have all that inventory with just potions. they are going to be limited by the number of bottles in the game, like always
>>341289086
>Metroidfags cry for another Metroid
>Nintendo gives them another Metroid
>fans still cry and bitch
>Nintendo announces another Metroid game
>fans continue to cry and bitch
Fuck Metroid fans.
>>341294271
>my favourite franchise
>Zelda
>is a gamer grill
I wish I would wake up one day and people wouldn't be living and breathing stereotypes
>>341293526
Guys have that you fucking fatass, it's called an Adonis Belt and you have to be in-shape to have it
>>341287193
>>341294762
Seriously. All of you are idiots who think this is different.
Its time for Zelda to evolve, this looks like the best way to do it.
>>341295020
last game sucked despite seeming like it might be cool at first and this one looks like shit from the get go.
Reacting accordingly
>>341291441
>the battle system seem fun.
You press literally a single button to do any move. I know it's the same for witcher but that's not fun.
Where are all the lore autists crying that Link isn't left handed again?
>>341287809
I wish this was on pc so we could just swap link for linkle
>>341293702
>Complain Nintendo constantly re-hash shit.
>Complain when they try something new with a franchise
>>341295020
>Metroid fans want a new Metroid
>They receive the most insulting piece of shit ever
>fans want a good metroid game to wash the awful taste of other M from their mouths
>after many years of silence they get a spinoff
I hate Metroid fans as well but they kinda have a reason to be upset with the last two games
>>341287193
>Zelda
>with generic rpg tropes that every shitty triple A game uses
>>341294737
>apples and shrooms heal you
THIS IS NOT MY ZELDA!
>>341295363
In another thread.
>>341294762
This
>>341287193
DIGITAL STYLE
>>341294998
Wasn't the first LoZ game open world with RPG elements?
>>341295241
This.
I don't think a bigger scale is a bad thing.
>>341294040
It was impossible to die before you pleb. Hearts shot everywhere from everything. If you died it was because you were an incompetent philistine.
>>341295642
They did in AlttP
>>341290843
>Minecraft owns cutting Trees
M8, you shouldnt be drinking all that Bleach
>>341295241
It is.
Now the weapons have durability. Just the fact that there are more weapons than Link's traditional sword kinda pisses me off. I really don't want Skyrim: Hyrule edition to be honest.
Look, you can even chop trees to get apples and shit. And for that they removed the remarkable hearts that have been there in all zelda titles up until now.
If you want to try something new with Zelda, okay, but please let it actually stay zelda and don't turn it into a shitty survival rpg.
>>341295885
Open world yes, I don't recall many RPG elements like crafting and gear though.
>>341294271
Then move on grandma either stay with the times or stick with your games of the past.
>>341295289
>Time for Zelda to evolve
From??? To???
Because this looks just like OoT (which is exactly what I want, frankly).
You open menus to access your armor/weapons/accessories. Other menus for your items. Your "loot." It's open and you explore on your own, doing little quests as part of a larger, over-arching quest. Combat is adventure-styled. Unique opportunities exist in gameplay and combat, from turning butterflies into fairies by walking around with a Deku stick to shooting arrows into fire to create flaming arrows/explosions.
...how is this evolving except better UI?
>>341287193
Zelda always was a real time RPG. You just "leveled up" based on progress, not exp.
>>341295458
Well, only speaking for myself here. I personally never had a problem with Nintendo rehashing.
After all, all they really rehashed everytime was Mario.
>two ramshackle platforms nigger-rigged to a tree
>"wow they got a really nice camp"
these faggots
I don't really care to watch trailers for upcoming games and read through info and all that anymore. Someone sum up the RPG elements that people are angry about.
I used to love zelda but every game including SS and came out afrer it I've hated especially ALBW.
This zelda looks so fucking shit.
It looked promising but It just looks shit, and is trying to be something else.
Also whats with the gay ass title and shitty looking enemys
>>341295363
I always liked Link being left handed since I am left handed myself. It was kind of cool to have representation.
>>341296337
It's Skyrim with Zelda instead of Dragonborn.
>Nintendo releases a sequel that the same as the previous games
>REHASH REHASH REHASH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Nintendo tries something new with an existing franchise but still keeps it in the same general tone and gameplay
>NOT MUH GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341294271
ITT:
>People pretending zelda hasn't always been open world
>People pretending zelda hasn't always had light RPG elements
>People mad that it has logically progressed to what we see now
There is nothing so far that is a huge leap from ocarina, WW, or even ALTTP/ALBW. Some serious drama queens in this bitch. The only thing you should be worried about right now is the dungeon quality/implementation. That is what will make or break this game, not the fucking overworld (which is now improved) that has been in every single god damn game since the first. Fucking faggots.
>>341287193
cheerleader costume when?
>>341296084
LoZ has always had gear, this game just has more diversity. You should still expect to find key items and stuff that are to be used to complete dungeons. It's not like we're tied to a skill tree with leveling and what not. Honestly, a lot of those concepts were adopted from Zelda into modern games.
It looks like Nintendo tried to make a 3D Zelda in the 2D style. Don't worry too much yet.
>>341293702
muriel_zelda.jpg
>>341296681
Pretty much this. Everyone is shitting their pants because nintendo added more items/exploration to a game that sorely needed more items and exploration. Why do you faggots enjoy using the same sword the entire game, and wearing the same outfit?
>>341289267
Turnabout's fair play.
>>341296826
Switching from light to heavy RPG elements is not logical progression. It's a change of tone.
>>341295170
Yeah right
>>341296084
>Crafting
Is there major crafting in this game? Also, I would argue there has been light crafting in some of the Zelda games. You had to collect materials for shit in WW, and there has been quest based crafting before.
>Gear
Are you fucking kidding? So now you're complaining because they added more gear?
>>341296681
%99 of the people complaining are shitposters who have nothing to do because their respective consoles has no good games to play.
>>341296071
>It's different! There's DURABILITY on the weapons!
Giant's Knife had durability, too. And Deku Sticks. Bombs would explode if they were struck before timed detonation. Wooden shields would burn.
And the food is just the tool to gain back hearts from the menu. I'm sure hearts will still appear in the world and immediately restore health. It's like you're complaining there were potions and fairies or some sort of edible. It's not Resident Evil, but it's a survival rpg. They are just trying to tout it out as more a call to nature than before.
LoZ and OoT were absolutely survival open-world games with menu-driven equipment crafting and selection. Why are some of you so caught up into trying to compare it to Witcher or something?
>>341297193
Good thing they didn't switch from light to heavy then. If you think what you're seeing is heavy RPG elements, then you need to go to the eye doctor. Heavy RPG elements would be massive amounts of stats, skill trees, dialogue choices. Not this.
>>341296826
Yeah but you see. The open world in this Zelda now is like Skyrim and Xenoblade.
The open world in the other Zelda game's (exception WW) had actually some linearity. The weren't just a big ass world to make the game look big and great. They were cool hubworld-like overworlds.
If I want to play a good rpg, I go play a good rpg. But if I want to play my Zelda, I go play Zelda. But now I have Skyrimblade: Hyrule.
I LOVE this game
Everything about it looks amazing
I swear if the story is good and if the dungeons are anywhere near Wind Waker this game will be Game of the Year ANY Year
>>341297421
They said in the stream there would be complex crafting. I figured that meant to craft gear as well. None of this bothers me mostly it's just such a huge trend in gaming now I feel like it's more forced.
>>341287193
>we can stay in character
nice
>>341297373
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Adonis+Belt
You guys notice the tiny sound frequency circle at the bottom right of the HUD?
Seems like you can monitor the noise you generate.
Does this mean stealth will have a huge impact in this game? Perhaps you can do different builds like stealth crit builds?
>>341297585
Well, they actually said they removed the hearts completely.
>>341287809
Fuck off cunt.
Link is and always will be a guy.
>>341297585
DO NOT TALK RATIONAL ON THIS BOARD
ZELDA SUCKS ZELDA SUCKS 3 FPS NES GRAPHICS SKYRIM OF TIME DARK SOULS RIP OFF RPG SERIES RUINED NINTNDO 3 -RD PARTY NINTENDOLOSTNINTENDOLOSTNINTENOLOSNIN
Yesterday
>GUYS ITS NOT GONNA BE AN OPEN WORLD RPG
Now
>YAAAY AN OPEN WORLD RPG I LOVE THID SO MUCH
>>341297074
I like how discrete upgrades are in Zelda games. There are always a small and finite number of power-ups that have distinct functions. You don't get equipment that gives you +42 DEF, it halves the damage you take. The lack of variables means finding new stuff is clean and satisfying: you can collect every upgrade and there is a 100% state, and every upgrade has tangiblr and clear-cut effects.
>>341297665
This. I like the games I do for what they offer. I don't want them all to feel the same.
So zelda is finally doing things that every other RPG has been doing for the past 47 years
>>341297947
>different builds
>people really want things like different builds in a zelda game now
Am I just too old for videogames now? This can't be happening.
>>341298131
Get me a single screencap of what braindead people you talk to on this board.
>>341298081
>everyone who agrees with me is rational, everyone else is a shitposter
K
>>341287809
>not being gay for Link
>>341297665
>Yeah but!
>I don't want OPEN world! I want open HUB world!
>That makes all the difference!
>I won't define what I think hub-world means, though. Don't ask.
It's not like I was planning to buy NX anyway, but this makes me feel better about ignoring it.
>>341297947
Don't get ahead of yourself. I doubt this game will be that in-depth. You'll probably just get to pickpocket enemies or do some kind of backstab.
>>341298276
>past 47 years
You mean the first Zelda
>>341298346
Nier Automata just got a new trailer and it looks great
Just move away from mass marketed conference games
>>341298531
I literally defined it. ANd if you're too stupid to get it, then it's your fault.
>>341298276
Is Zelda really considered an RPG?
>>341298554
I'm so glad to have read your blog post.
>>341298015
I guess I didn't watch the trailer since I didn't want to wade through all the Pokemon. I'll take your word for it. I will say I still see his "health" bar is still literally hearts. I have to imagine more hearts means discovering heart containers. Probably from defeating bosses, too.
>>341297665
>implying skyrim was this good.
>>341298782
Anything with swords is considered an RPG these days, just look at The Witcher 3.
>>341298782
You role play as Link haha
I love Nintendo
>>341293526
SO THEY LET LINK HAS THOSE BONES BUT NOT THE FUCKING GIRL FROM TOKYO MIRAGE SESSIONS?! I AM TRIGGERED!
>>341290139
After Twilight Princess DESU. The world layout is very similar.
>>341299059
I never said that if I want to play a good rpg, I'd go play skyrim :^)
>>341287193
Has anybody else been bothered by the fact that there's probably not going to be any NPCs/other characters besides Link and animals? There weren't any in the trailer and the title seems like wilderness is going to be a big theme.
My favourite Zelda was Majora's mask, and I loved it for the relatable characters which inspired my genuine empathy. Link himself is supposed to be pretty bland, that's the way he's always been, largely as an observer in the world.
>>341298782
It has always been an RPG. Just in the idea of RPG with no real stats and leveling. Hell I think NES or maybe Famicom called it an RPG. But it was made before Dragon Quest so the idea of RPG in Japan wasn't settled.
>>341299585
There are NPCs we saw at least one in the stream so far
>>341299537
You win this time shitposter.
Although I don't like it being so close to a generic open world action game, I don't mind them experimenting and trying new things. It's just one game, after all. Even if they were to reuse the engine, whatever mistakes they make will be corrected in the next iteration and they'd go back to experimenting in the one after. It's such a long series, we don't need more of the exact same. Let them do what they want to create.
I do like the lack of unnecessary, lengthy tutorials, though.
>>341299585
Well they are only in one area of the game. Maybe villages and other things are in other places in the world.
>>341299537
>skyrim
>good rpg
>>341297665
The open worlds in zelda have never been anything special, especially not better than what I'm seeing here. The world is clearly designed, and not produced by a fucking algorithm like skyrim. I have no problem with Zelda adopting xenoblade's overworld style (while keeping it's identity). Xenoblade has one of the best open worlds in terms of exploration.
>>341299265
I WAS ASLEEP SOMEONE POST THOSE BONES
>>341300024
Not that anon but
>reading comprehension
>>341299585
I'm pretty sure Reggie (and everyone) is harping on and on about the fact they are ONLY showing the plateau portion of the map and they will slowly release information and images and trailers and details about the rest of the maps (even literally saying "characters") later in the day, weeks, months.
So, to answer your question, I am not bothered by the fact all I saw was Link and animals in this, the 2nd trailer.
>>341293702
>New stimuli scares me!
Sorry to hear you are on the spectrum. People with a spine are actually willing to take risks to see things improve.
>>341299585
they literally said they are avoiding npcs and story related stuff so that no one get's spoilered. They are trying to show off the gameplay for christ's sake.
>>341295458
this.
You faggots wouldn't be happy no matter what they did. Zelda has gotten stale as fuck in the last few entries, everyone knows it, and yet here you are bitching as expected. Fuck off faggot.
>>341300343
The world is going to end up feeling cold. There will be barriers between the regions just like in Skyward Sword. I doubt the obligatory "town" region will be anything more than a temporary stage.
Welcome to Zelda: No humans thank you
>mfw the furries are behind this
>>341300765
But it's not new, this kind of shit is in so many games now.
>>341300107
I love you and agree you're right.
Well, I disgaree that you think the open worlds in zelda "...have never been anything special." You state it's designed and that's exactly what makes is better and special. Almost by definition.
But yeah, taking ques from Xenoblade (Chronicles or X) is definitely a good design choice.
>>341301076
Skyward Sword had a fucking hub world, barriers would be like TP, but we can see clear as day that the world is here is at least better. Calm down.
>>341301076
You want a group adventure game? Nothing wrong with exploring a world. You sound like a woman. "Gotta have people around, doing things alone is scary and pointless. Validation, even from fictional NPCs is what I need. Animals, scenery, enemies, treasure, battle, environment changes, secrets, lore, visual history...that's all cold. Dialogue is what I crave." Speaking of, did you ever want Link to be voiced by Japanese/English voice actors?
My philosophy says that an RPG needs to have some sort of highly significant tabletop-esque game mechanic, and if not it's just action adventure. In action adventure, you gain experience by gaining actual gameplay experience, and upgrades generally just help the game mechanics expand.
I would say this new game veers into RPG territory due to the extreme amount of item customization. I think that in an RPG, the choices you make and the intricate efforts made toward acquiring EXP or items or powers are more important than merely becoming more skilled as a player as the game flows.
I think that action adventure games lean toward "me do stuff to get through game, and getting better at game helps", while RPGs lean toward "me do getting-better stuff to get better through game".
>>341298782
>>341301079
So what isn't Zelda about entering a dungeon and finding a new item you can use to traverse the environment in new ways
>>341301276
They were good for their time, but none of the overworlds in any of the zelda games have been landmarks of design. I enjoyed them for what they were, just like I will with this one. I'm much more concerned about the way they are going to handle dungeons.
>>341287809
>wanting to turn a perfectly good cute boy into a girl
I fucking hate this
>>341302116
no one cares
>>341302116
>extreme amount of item customization
>two armor slots
Ok.
>>341302116
Yes this exactly. I do not consider Zelda before this a true RPG.
Zelda had an open world
Zelda 2 had leveling up
ALTTP had upgradable weapons and armor
OoT had burnable sheilds, sheilds that could be eaten, a breakable sword and sticks and alternate tunics and sheilds
WW let you take enemies weapons
SS had durability meters on sheilds
Big Nintendo Tities
>>341301928
>pretending that Zelda has ever been a dialogue heavy series
The games with the least dialogue have been the best. NPCs and story have always been barebones in the series. The few times they tried to deviate from this, the games ended up being worse for it. Breath of the Wild looks like they took the first Zelda game, and blew it up to a massive scale, while making it more enjoyable to explore.
>>341302116
So, do you think Monster Hunter with its
EXTREME AMOUNT OF RPG CUSTOMIZATION
or
EXTREME NEED FOR FIGHT EXPERIENCE
is an RPG or action adventure? Is Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild like Monster Hunter now?
>>341302724
Is there porn of her yet?
>>341302709
Yes they've shown us things that we were able to do before. The only big thing in this game is the overworld, and it looks barren as hell. They've also made the combat worse,, can't believe this shit was possible.
>>341302724
What's this chick's name?
SUM BIG OL TITTIES
>>341302724
Was this seriously a Nintendo rep? Some avg-bodied attractive girl that wears a gamer t-shirt, super-unique lolita sleeves and a lgbt pin?
Fuck.
>>341302724
Ara araaaa
>>341303303
>They've also made the combat worse,,
How is the combat worse?
>>341297523
>implying knowing some game is coming eventually, maybe in 4 years or not, maybe never, is not better than actually seeing gameplay of a game.
>implying remasters aren't actually better than full new games.
Sony always wins baby.
>girl Link
Shit taste
>>341302850
I think you misinterpreted my statement or missed my sarcastic quotation. I agree with you. The best Zeldas are quiet games of discovery without much talking. The gameplay and environment told the story.
>>341303303
>Yes they've shown us things that we were able to do before. The only big thing in this game is the overworld, and it looks barren as hell.
what are you trying to communicate? Are you saying the overworld looks worse or something? And what the hell do you mean by "only big thing"? You already know this game has no dungeons?
>>341296232
so half life is also a rpg because it has equipment progress
>>341303540
Literally zero enemies
They're a non threat at all times. Not that Ss was awesome combat, but at least it had mobs
OVER 100 SHRINES
>>341303832
>Are you saying the overworld looks worse or something?
No, it's a step forward from SS
But a step back because it looks so empty
>no dungeons
Already proven wrong
>>341303832
No dungeons? Did they say that?
>>341303449
that ribbon is for the victims of the homo bar shooting in murika. everyone at the ubi event was wearing one
>>341303878
>Literally zero enemies
There are plenty of enemies
>They're a non threat at all times
So just like every Zelda game that has ever existed?
A logical course of action for a more RPG-ish Zelda would be following the Piranha Bytes formula.
But they're following Skyrim, aren't they?
>>341287193
They made him really short.
He's more of a manlet than ever before. He has the proportions of an Asian person now.
>>341295487
the thing is, shitty AAA games have good idea, but they're always half assed and usually miss the point. i think all open world games should have regenerating health to a degree, and when you take a near fatal hit, you should do the whole HOLD Y TO HEAL to get, say, 50% of your life back, but you don't ever get the first 50 back without a proper heal.
>>341303303
>The only big thing in this game is the overworld
Seen from two trailers ans some gameplay demo
>and it looks barren as hell.
...of what has been restated over and over is only a tiny portion of the big overworld and that opinion is just fucking wrong anyway considering all the animals, scenes, enemies, interactable sets for chopping, climbing, scaling, cooking, fighting, shooting, galloping, riding, discovering and overall taking in visually. Does "barren" mean "no one has opened a dialogue box yet?" Is that the only content that matters to you?
>They've also made the combat worse,, can't believe this shit was possible.
How on earth is is worse? And Zelda has always had great combat for its time...excluding Skyworld Sword for obvious reasons. That was a failed experience.
>>341304267
>There are plenty of enemies
Are you blind? The most I've seen is 4 in the same place
>So just like every Zelda game that has ever existed?
Have you played the any of older games faggot?
>>341304275
More like they are following Witcher 3.
I just wish they would take some hints from Dark Souls game design.
>>341304348
>still 5'8
He's the height of most every other Link, and Cloud, and Titus, and pretty much every standard japanese person
I don't know what's up with his sword attacks they look really bad compared to WW and TP.
>>341304102
>But a step back because it looks so empty
It looks like a step up OoT and TP Hyrule field.
>>341304121
No they actually said dungeons are confirmed in the last segment, along with shrines.
>"It's just like the Witcher!"
...which is ripping off Zelda
>>341293702
>>341290843
>I started playing Zelda with Ocarina of Time
Underage, pls go. This is Zelda 1 + Zelda 2.
>>341290139
My guess is, since they've shown Koroks, it's either a prequel or sequel to Windwaker (money on a prequel)
>>341296071
>Just the fact that there are more weapons than Link's traditional sword kinda pisses me off
fuck you you boring faggot
>Are you blind? The most I've seen is 4 in the same place
Oh christ. So now you want hordes of mobs? How do you know there aren't areas with more mobs? This is the beginning of the fucking game.
>Have you played the any of older games faggot?
You're calling me a faggot when you think enemies in Zelda games have been hard? They have never, NEVER been a threat. They always die in 2 or 3 hits. Outside of special modes, enemies have never been more than a minor obstacle. If you think otherwise then you are truly terrible at video games. Also,
>judging all the enemies in the game based on the starting area
>>341304778
5'8 is 2 inches taller than the average Japanese male.
Average Japanese man is 5'6, 5'8 is closer to the average height of Americans, not adjusted for race.
>>341304623
>Are you blind? The most I've seen is 4 in the same place
So like Zelda 1 and 2.
>all these underage retards that don't realize the first Zelda was completely open-field and non-linear
>Plays like the original fucking game
>'THIS ISN'T A REAL ZELDA!'
I come here for 10 min and already remember why I left /v/
>>341304523
>Does "barren" mean "no one has opened a dialogue box yet?" Is that the only content that matters to you?
You're way off, Tim. What I'm saying is that those things are worthless time wasters in a Zelda game. They serve nothing, just like the armor/item upgrades in SS -- there's no point to them, no accomplishment to using them at all.
Exploration is finding caves and new items (crafting and cooking is awesome I'll give them that) but if you can pass the game without those things it's just like getting a flashy new shirt for your character that does completely nothing. I don't care about being able to collect sticks if they give nothing meaningful to my character/adventure
>>341304915
I agree.
>>341305241
>This is the beginning of the fucking game.
I'll stop bitching then, you're right.
Zelda 2 combat was decent, they could've went with that, but that ship sailed long ago once Anouma took over.
>>341304623
Shut up nerd
>>341304778
>5'8
>>341305659
where are you guys getting 5'8" from? in OoT he as 5'4" i remember, but other than that i have not seen figures on links height
This looks like any sandbox rpg now, with a zelda skin.
>>341305906
This. The jumping and heavy combat were in Zelda 2, the open world from Zelda. I hate these LttP and Ocarina kids.
>>341303736
>That freezing animation
Link is more of a fuckboi than he ever was.
>>341305953
>What I'm saying is that those things are worthless time wasters in a Zelda game. They serve nothing, just like the armor/item upgrades in SS
Finding clothes that prevent you from freezing to death was pretty cool though.
If this weren't zelda this would be getting torn apart as just another mediocre open world game.
>>341305953
Have you not been watching? Bokoblins and Keese are always weak fucks. That Guardian was doing like 4-5 hearts of damage per exploding lazer blast.
>>341306012
>Not sure if this is worth putting in the trivia or not, but in OoT Link is 170 cm, or 5'7" tall as an adult. You can verify this at the Lake Hylia lab by wearing the Iron Boots in the water tank.
>>341302724
CENSOR THIS
>>341306159
you're saying this based on seeing Link run around in the field. But you damn well know the game's still going to be tied together by Zelda things like dungeons. Come on now.
I don't care what anyone in the thread says, this game looks hype as FUCK and the world is absolutely beautiful.
Am I the only one that just wants Zelda to stay the same? I don't need this open world RPG with survival elements bullshit every fucking game is doing that nowadays. I just want to go from dungeon to dungeon collecting an item that will allow me to get past an obstacle that wasn't possible to get past before getting said item and I want to do that for about 40 hours until the game ends.
>>341295914
i want master quest damage. iron knuckle doing 7 hearts per swing in ocarina is the most hilarious shit ever.
>>341306542
If a huge part of the game is going to be like a ps3 era open world game, that's not very exciting.
>>341293526
So that's where Tsubasa's vagina bones went. It all makes sense now!
>>341304623
>Have you played the any of older games faggot?
You're trying to tell me that "older" Zelda games had lots of enemies on-screen at all times. Before I show you some examples of why you're dumb, I'll remind you that we've only seen ONE, SMALL portion of the overworld for this game. No dungeons (yet), no fortresses (yet). Just the overworld.
You mean LoZ where every area served 1 of only 2 purposes? Find a secret or battle an enemy/army. Not unfair considering NES limitations to either serve the purpose of explore or fight.
Maybe you Mean LoZ 2? Where every area was either a town or a side-scroll fighter? NES and some experimentation, but hey it added mild platforming!
Perhaps you mean ALttP? Surely every screen had enemies upon enemies crawling around! No? There were entire sections of both the overworld and dungeons that were exclusively dedicated to solving puzzles or avoiding traps and not a single enemy was present? Maybe you're beginning to be wrong in your assertions...
How about OoT? Is that "old" at this point? Even you can understand that Hyrule Field wasn't exactly the haven of enemies appearing to endlessly pound you. Or Lake Hylia. Or Death Mountain with its two tektites. Perhaps the general exploration instead of constant Devil May Cry, Chaos Legion battles is what you want and are confused about what barren is or what situations are?
Perhaps you'd like a Zelda musou instead? You're in luck, should that be the case!!!
>>341295995
i love that you just knock the tree over in 2 hits instead of like every survival game where you have to intricately waste your fucking life swinging and having no fun.
>>341306653
Master Quest and Hero Mode are a staple now. In LBW, normal overworld mobs in Lorule did fucking 6-8 hearts just by touching you.
>>341303736
>That giant fucking battle axe
God muh dick
>>341306631
this game looks fun as fuck. Finally there is a decent world to actually explore. I feel like there is a reason to actually have a horse now.
>Nintendo tries open world gameplay
>It's generic as fuck
Alright...
already bought overwatch and gonna buy ff15 and this zelda game!
it looks fucking great, can't wait to throw my money at this
>>341306420
Yes, that's not what I'm bitching about. I just want exploration m8, let me find shit in caves, burn down a tree and find a hole with things in it, dig around finding treasure, swim to find a maze and stuff like that. I just want to explore and feel great once I find something new, something "meaningful."
All I've seen is Link running and collecting random shit
>>341306493
I stopped watching once Chico left
>That Guardian was doing like 4-5 hearts of damage per exploding lazer blast.
Sounds good
>>341306868
I think people are just getting upset because Nintendo has not shown anything new besides this section since the game was announced a few years ago. We just need patience and trust in Nintendo....oh god...
"Am I the only one"
I fucking hate when people use this phrase for anything, no you are not the only one for anything you'll do in life.
This game looks nice and different but I'm sure you'll still feel that it's a Zelda game.
>>341306631
>Wants zelda to stay the same
>40 hours
Want to know how I know you've never played a Zelda game?
>>341307348
I don't know what you're trying to imply. OoT and Twilight Princess were definitely around 40 hours long if not longer.
>attack and defense stats can be augmented by gear choices
>damage genuinely scales up with enemy difficulty, you aren't taking the same 1 heart of damage from a Deku Scrub bopping you with a nut that you are from a giant bolder falling at terminal velocity like OoT/TP/etc
>healing items require an animation
Might be cool.
>>341307172
> I just want exploration m8, let me find shit in caves, burn down a tree and find a hole with things in it, dig around finding treasure, swim to find a maze and stuff like that
All of that stuff sounds like it's probably in this game. Exploration is basically on you as the player. I mean I do hope there are adequate rewards for exploration, but that isn't really something we can know yet. I don't understand how anyone can think this overworld looks worse than Zelda 1, 2, OoTs, majora's mask, or WW. And these are arguably some of the better games.
>>341305953
>Exploration is finding caves and new items...but if you can pass the game without those things it's just like getting a flashy new shirt for your character that does completely nothing
>I don't care about being able to collect sticks if they give nothing meaningful to my character/adventure>>341304523
>Does "barren" mean "no one has opened a dialogue box yet?" Is that the only content that matters to you?
>>341305953
>You're way off,
but
>but if you can pass the game without (exploration) then (exploration) is a waste of time
You just want a fucking story to be shown to you with button prompts.
Go away.
>>341306792
Zelda game's have fields, this one expanded it a lot. It ends up seeming reminiscent of other games with huge over worlds. I fail to see the problem.
>>341295020
>Metroid fans want a Metroid that is like a classic Metroid game where you explore, find secrets, use upgrades to find even more secrets and more areas, go to varying locales, and fight big bosses.
>Get a linear game where you already have the upgrades but have a guy tell you you can use them, with no real area unlocking or backtracking of any sort and a story you're forced to listen to instead of absorbing it from your environment.
>Get a co-op game that looks slower than any Prime, looks extremely linear, looks even easier than Other M, doesn't give you upgrades, doesn't give you any sense of isolation, and is just generally a terrible looking game.
>>341296071
>Skyrim
But this game has Spears
>>341307506
Not unless you're talking about every single thing in the game. No Zelda game has you doing dungeons for 40 hours, like you said in your original retarded post.
>>341307693
>healing items require an animation
No they don't. You can just pause and spam them, even while you're knocked down.
I think this playthrough overstayed its welcome
Starting to be bored by how empty the game is, the exploration doesn't feel rewarding at all
>>341308000
>watching people explore isn't rewarding
News fucking flash
>>341307785
This isn't even close to other zelda fields. Previous zelda fields weren't anywhere near this size and literally just served as an inbetween area with some of its own secrets.
This looks like they took that, made it HUGE, and filled most of it with empty nothing and open world survival elements.
Making open world fun isn't just about making it big.
>>341306631
I'm mixed. The series was losing its way, but when it worked it worked.
>>341307987
That was a hope for the finished product. Healing while paused takes all the danger out of it, unless inventory space is severely limited.
>>341307952
>No Zelda game has you doing dungeons for 40 hours
Except for the two games I just mentioned you fucking faggot
>>341291441
when did the "witcher 3 isn't open world" meme start?
>>341306479
this
>>341287193
>Full RPG
>Open World
>Actual Voice Acting that isn't gibberish
>Link gets a fucking magitek tablet
This is either very very bad, or the greatest thing ever.
I'm leaning towards the latter currently.
>>341308162
>and filled most of it with empty nothing and open world survival elements.
So basically a better version of wind waker?
>>341308226
>Healing while paused takes all the danger out of it
That's kind of the point, it's a modern Nintendo game.
>>341307172
>Sounds good
As a note, Chico came back for a combat/weapons segment. She just gave up on an immobilized Guardian that was doing like 8 hearts of damage per hit, and her bombs and weapons were only taking off about 5-12 damage of its 500 fucking health.
>>341296071
>Just the fact that there are more weapons than Link's traditional sword kinda pisses me off.
You must be a boring person.
>>341308350
Or the same thing as wind waker, sadly.
>>341287193
WITCHER 4KIDS
>>341308226
Healing while paused has been a thing since the N64.
>>341308230
>Except for the two games I just mentioned you fucking faggot
They absolutely don't have 40 hours worth of main content. You are a complete tool that is trying to rewrite history to suit your fucked up, retarded narritive. Kill yourself faggot.
>>341308230
>Le "STUCK IN THE WATER TEMPLE FOR 1 WEEK" meme
fuck you.
>>341297653
Compared to what it was before yes it has gone heavy into RPG
The RPG elements before this game were mostly non existent.
>>341307783
>You just want a fucking story to be shown to you with button prompts.
No.
You don't understand
It's like the cane of byrna LTTP. You didn't need it to beat the game, but it was an awesome item found in a cave you didn't have to explore. Getting it is awesome, it's useful. it's not a stick or a shirt that does nothing other than look colorful, it has a purpose. AND GETTING IT FELT REWARDING BECAUSE YOU EXPLORED
That's what I mean when I'm talking about exploration
THE MAGNET IS POWER
Glad to see they're experimenting with the franchise. It honestly was starting to get stale. Let's just hope this isn't Other M all over again.
>>341307783
all they have to do is have a core team design the temples, story, and other zelda things, then have some other team go in and make a big fat world to shove those in. the simplest shit on the fucking planet, and not a single stupid has done it yet.
>>341293559
linkle is already a thing and you already know how pointless it is
>>341308585
>Compared to what it was before yes it has gone heavy into RPG
No it hasn't. It just has more items. Stop being stupid.
>>341308491
Witcher.
But with a good gameplay. And being an actually good game.
4 kids.
>>341308543
You had space limited by empty bottles, though.
There doesn't seem to be an inventory limit in this one, you can just pick up 50 stacks of mushrooms and be immortal.
Guardians are kidda cute :)
>>341308543
The game world froze while you used healing potion but you couldn't heal while paused.
>>341287809
>a girl cant be in this game unless i want to FUCK IT
>>341294271
I'm with you, anon. Hell it doesn't even look like a decent open-world RPG. Looks fucking primitive and bland, honestly.
>>341308489
>sadly
Speak for yourself, I enjoyed WW.
>>341287193
>now
why is it the introduction of clothes that makes something an RPG? zelda has always been one you turbo-nerd
the best LoZ games, Oracles, had manual jumping.
this just proves that people will bitch about absolutely anything
AMIIBO
I like what I'm seeing so far. Hopefully there are less NPCs as well.
>>341309000
ocean was shit
>>341303736
He's blushing and it's cute!
CUTE!
This looks tedious.
>>341308550
I bet it took about an hour or two on your first try as a 10-year-old, though. Like the other 12 dungeons. Not including the story dialogue, choosing to explore, doing sidequests, fishing, colelcting rupees or perhaps jumping into battle arenas.
>>341308846
You could still just press pause, switch to a potion and quickly drink it when unpausing.
That doesn't, however, take away the ginormous food inventory you seem to be getting. Here's to hoping you'll actually need that much.
>>341308491
Which is good as Witcher for the older generation just ended and it's time to pass on the torch.
>>341309010
Rekt.
>>341305169
That's what I was thinking, but remember, Link wasn't around during the time before Wind Waker, hence why the Gods flooded the Earth.
>>341287193
ITT we find out how many people started Zelda on the N64.
>>341308439
I'm getting excited now
>>341309010
ABSOLUTELY
DESTROYED
Soldier's sword is OP
>>341309423
Well they almost died in one hit after eating food that added an extra four hearts.
>>341308597
Why do you think this new Zelda isn't doing exactly that? You've only seen the beginning 1 hour and 30 minutes of the starting zone. Some items give cosmetic changes (but they aren't STRICTLY cosmetic, they serve stamina/defense/strength/acquisition/gameplay purposes, too) as well has weapons that are unique and awesome to have. Where'd that sickass giant Battle Axe come from? Do you think later in the game you might find an awesome version of that sickass battleaxe (Cane of Byrna) in a cave you don't have to explore which will feel awesome and HOLY SHIT LOOK AT WHAT IT DOES!!!
?
>>341309354
>other 12 dungeons
>counting the 3 mini dungeons as main dungeons
>pretending OoT took people 40 hours
As a 9 year old it took me 23 hours to 100%
Do you even have hands?
"What is Link gonna do?"
God forbid a male character be kidnapped and is in distress, that would just be silly
>Wolf link as a little partner character
CUTE!
>>341309010
savage
>>341305169
Sequel.
The Korok trees grew up.
>>341308636
Why do think that hasn't before and/or isn't happening currently?
Because it's happened before.
And it could very well be happening currently.
It's so empty, it just looks like you'll hate navigating around after like 2 hours.
>>341310082
I want to fuck wolf link
>>341309490
I nearly cried at this point when Geralt nodded to the player. It's been a year long journey in Witcher 3 and now It's over.
>>341309979
Aquaria was a good game you shitlord
>>341310213
your life is empty you disgusting faggot
>>341310082
YES!
>>341310424
just when I was beginning to worry that the wellspring of zelda bestiality doujins had run dry
>>341309786
Yes, but keep in mind this is supposed to be a high-ranking monster that you aren't supposed to go head to head with that early in the game.
>>341290843
>minecraft
Yeah the people who masterminded all the recent ANIMAL CROSSING games were inspired to add cutting down trees from minecraft
>>341309945
kek anon I love you for giving me hope, you're right
I've been bitter but you guys are making me look at this game in a more positive light. I don't know why I was expecting them to show so much this early.
>no partner character
They finally learned.
>>341308129
Don't flash me, pervert.
>>341294737
>Eat
>>341309945
>>341310752
have sex
>>341309950
I was 11 when it came out. I did not rush through the game. I did not have a guide. I played it, explored it, re-visited places I beat, looks for containers, looks for caves, looked for grottos, looked for strong enemies to fight, looked for everything. I COULD ACTUALLY go over to my shelf, find my OoT cartridge, load it up and tell you what my playtime hour count is, right now. But I'll tell you now, given how many days I spent in front of my (family's) television playing that game, I don't think I 100% it in 23 hours.
>>341298021
There is now an instance of Link being a girl.
Deal with it, asshole. Linkle a cute.
>>341296826
>logically progressed
You mean carbon copied a million games at this point. Zelda once set the industry standards and is now copying indie survival minigames to hope to stay relevant.
Was it a logical evolution? Yes, but that had to happen 10 years ago to have the same impact as the other impactful titles. We instead got skyward sword. And now we got this.
RIP nintendo.
>>341287809
Link is literally the only character socially acceptable to be gay for and you want him to be a girl?
you're an idiot
>>341310424
>>341310612
>It's literally the same wolf Link from TP
>Not even the neo fake wolf link from Hyrule Warriors
ARTICULATED AMIIBOS
I have a theory:
Nintendo is secretly spending less and less money on their titles each year. They're trying to find out how bad they can make their games before the drones stop buying them. So far, the drones kept buying the games so they're getting worse. Look at Star Fox for instance. And now look at Zelda. Coincidence?
>>341311312
u might not like gameplay direction this game has taken bu tit's clearly expensive as fuck
>>341311312
They've definitely spent a lot of money of this new Zelda, though.
>Link literally has a smartphone
kek
>>341311312
Pretty sure their sales have been going down since 64 apart from Wii.
>>341311175
Why shouldn't it be?
Shits going down at E3, don't try and hack the demo https://twitter.com/xMeLikeBigBoomx/status/742794179089043456
>>341311312
this game has been like a 7 year investment. what are you smoking?
>>341311736
why WOULD it be? why are there two links running around? why not just have an army of links?
>>341311072
There's a bunch of open world games who were inspired by Zelda to begin with. Game looks pretty reminiscent of Darksiders 2 and that series is literally beat em up Zelda.
So what if the series fell off a wave it helped push then got back on later? The series is allowed to not the inventor of everything.
>>341311941
It's an amiibo.
Besides, it's not like "time travel" is a new concept for the Legend of Zelda.
>>341311779
How is that even possible? There's like a chaperone per player.
>a mediocre-looking game from a has-been dev is apparently worth 50 simultaneous threads
Nintendogaf strikes again!
>>341312365
are you people going to complain for fucking everything? Smash, MGS, undertale, Overwatch, Street Fighter, SOME LONG AWAITED GAME THAT JUST GOT A BIG UPDATE?
Don't frequent any type of videogame board or forum anywhere if you don't want to see anything of the month.
>>341312365
compared to all the other gameplay vids we've been shown at e3 + how short they are are you really surprised zelda is generating a lot of interest or are you just a retard?
>>341308603
holy fuck
remember how that boss goblin had like 72 hp?
well that enemy in your picture has 4657500 hp
>>341313345
465/500, idiot
>>341313345
I bet that their weakness and weakspots does a fuckton of damage to enemies.
>>341313512
man u misunderstanding this shitpost
>>341313512
oopsie
in that case i wish they had a bit more hp
>>341313776
no mate, i'm actually that stupid
>>341290843
>no more heart pieces
Wait WHAT!
>>341313897
They're bullshitting
>>341313897
You still have hearts as HP, you just have to eat stuff to restore health instead of just finding hearts in the grass.
Don't worry, no regen mechanics.
>>341289267
>Darksiders is called a LoZ clone
>Now LoZ is called a Darksiders clone
I'm so glad most companies that matter don't listen to the fanbase. They don't know what the fuck they want.
>>341311167
Link, Snake, andPaladin Danse, he's the only good thing to come out of fallout 4.
>>341312156
>It's an amiibo.
>amiibos are now canon within lore
>>341287193
This is fucking great. Zelda needed something new, it was really getting stagnant.
Hopefully it won't explain puzzle solutions this time. If it doesn't, it's got the potential to be the best Zelda so far.
The tree branch run is soooo happening
>>341314695
They break and you probably won't be able to find them everywhere so unless you are going to avoid combat frequently it may not be possible.
>Trying to feel excited over a new Zelda title
>I'd have to get a Wii U first
oh, right.
SEE THAT DEATH MOUNTAIN
YOU CAN CLIMB IT
NO RUPEES
YOU CAN'T BUY THINGS
Miyamoto confirmed you can take on Ganon naked with a fucking woodcutters axe if you git gud
I'd like him to be left-handed for nostalgia's sake. It doesn't matter which hand he uses. Especially if it's button presses.
A Skyrim style game as a desperate attempt to stay relevant.
>>341295020
Metroid fans don't suck Nintendo's fat cocks like the rest of you Nintendrones.
How old is Link here? I'd guess 14
>>341287809
>game has hot male character
>"lets turn him into a girl"
i'll never understand
it'd be one thing to add a hot girl, but to replace the hot guy is just moronic
>>341316594
How is this moer similar to Skyrim than any previous Zelda game?
I'm not very impressed because this will be the inferior version to the NX version, not even the definitive version of the game.
>>341316940
you care about that stuff for Nintendo games?
>>341308230
I beat twilight princess in a weekend, and I wasn't playing 20 hours a day.
You're a fucking moron
Is wii remote and nunchuk suopported in this game? I refuse to use bows and arrows unless I can aim with IR like in Twilight Princess.
>>341296071
>Just the fact that there are more weapons than Link's traditional sword kinda pisses me off.
>I've never played any of the Zelda games but I keep posting
just kys faggot
>>341317215
Wii U version was delayed to death, why play that when the NX version is coming out same time at launch.
>>341303204
i would like to know as well
>>341311312
Theyve actually spent the same amount of money they spent decades ago. The thing is the cost of making games has greatly increased. A AAA 360 game was more expensive to develop than a AAA Wii game by a factor of ten, and that's not even including marketing.
>>341317313
And there are also people who can beat it in minutes! Wow!
>>341290843
If this were more of the same, you'd be crying about rehashing.
If you don't want things to change, don't complain that they never change.
>>341294737
>EAT MUSHROOM
>>341318662
HATE MUSHROOMS
>>341297707
Can't be that hard consifering Wind Waker had some o the worst dungeons in the series.
>>341297665
Zelda invented the open world. Why the fuck is anybody complaining? If you dont like open world games you should have never played a zelda game to begin with let alone a 3d zelda.
I don't know what the complain about the weapon variety is, it's just an evolution of Wind Waker where you could take enemy weapons.
>>341294762
That's a lot of fucking tunics this time, though.
>>341296071
Link has always been a weapon master what the actual fuck are you talking about? Did you only tag in on ocarina of time once and swing the sword and ride epona for 5 minutes or have you just never fucking played a zelda game. Name 1 zelda game where link doesn't have a minimum of 5 different weapons.
>>341320407
it's not all that different from this
>>341290843
>Maybe this is the first 3D Zelda I'm not going to buy and play.
Have fun fag. The may be the first one, other than WW, that I remotely care about.
>>341291441
>People now claiming the Witcher 3 combat is terrible AND saying Zelda is better
So it was Nintendo fanboys parroting that.
>Witcher 3 isn't open world
What the fuck.
>>341321056
>>341317424
>>341308465
>>341307874
>>341305240
does >>341296071 surprise you in the least? they only want they "typical" Zelda game because they never played any of the older ones and couldn't be bothered to try them. It's not hard to get the older ones, but instead of playing them they shitpost on /v/ to get (you)'s.ive played maybe 2 zelda games and i know this guy is full of shit
>>341298782
I guess they've always been action RPGs.
>LInk has shitty hair again
>No earrings
>Looks like ALttP Link with a tiny nose
Why the fuck do fanartists make him look a hundred times girlier than he really is
Now he just needs to rock his hair without a ponytail like a fucking 80's fantasy hero
>>341321204
That's true. I forgot about that.
>>341321404
Of course a Wand Wanker babby would have such shit taste.
>>341296071
>And for that they removed the remarkable hearts that have been there in all zelda titles up until now.
>>341291025
"The Wizrobe 3: Assassin of Princesses"
I tried, okay.
>>341316594
Elder Scrolls is a Zelda 1 style game series, so it checks out
>>341287809
b-b-but we need to make sure we don't have features plenty of actual anons want because then SJWs might also be happy!
>>341328317
she is wearing a bra you underaged idiot. It won't do anything.
>the girls playing the game keep leaving Link shirtless
>>341330195
It'll show the bra.
>>341330691
The one playing acted like such a teenage blondie-bella. Nice tits though.
>>341306479
I'd be excited as fuck to have an open world game that lets me snowboard on my shield
