HOW THE FUCK DO THEY MANAGE TO FUCK UP THIS BAD?
THIS WAS THEIR CHANCE TO WIN E3 AND THEY MANAGE TO BE THE WORST ONCE AGAIN
oh fuck I forgot about ninty
what did they show so far?
Shut up, woman.
>>341284324
DUDE POKEMON LMAO
>2 games
>>341284505
They literally stole the show. OP is just being a massive cocksucker.
>>341284505
Literally all gameplay
>>341284505
>so far
aww
>>341284845
>Stole the show
With what?
2 games?
Really?
>>341284505
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I was fucking falling asleep during their conference. No joke. Nintendo has lost it.
>>341284845
>They literally stole the show. OP is just being a massive cocksucker.
Oh yeah that 3 min zelda trailer was killer....
>>341284932
Of fucking Pokémon
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
>>341284324
wasn't as bad as lat years, but it was pretty bad. Zelda has me hyped and that Battle Royale in Pokemon looks cool.
WHERE THE FUCK IS PIKMIN 4
>>341284505
Pokemon and Zelda. That's it.
>2 FUCKING GAMES
Are they really not showing anything else?
>>341284845
>stole the show with manly Pokémon
Nintendo drones everybody
>>341284324
>I DON'T LIKE THE FRANCHISES THEY SAID THEY'D SHOW
>SHIT GAMES THEY LOSE LOL NINTENDOOMED
So it lasted 55 minutes and they shown 2 games
Holy fuck my sides
>>341284505
They showed a brief trailer for the new Zelda, most of which looked exactly the same as the last trailer they showed, minus a couple new things here and there. Pretty standard trailer overall.
And then they showed 45 minutes of a dude playing Pokemon while people provided commentary. It was boring as fuck and looked exactly like every other Pokemon game.
I just want another real Metroid game. Obviously too much to ask for.
>>341285279
Just zelda for the next 3 days. wish I was joking
>>341285307
You just described everyone's criticism with all conference
>>341285372
50 of those minutes were Pokemon, which, from someone who doesn't play Pokemon, looked exactly the same as the last Pokemon game.
>A fucking pokemon and Zelda
>Literally one game worth mentioning.
I didn't know what I expected, but it was something more than this.
Ubisoft told us more about NX than Nintendo themselves.
Top fucking kek
Do you know why they call it the Wii U?
Because it has twU games
>>341285373
I have there was going to be live Zelda gameplay, it was just a trailer?
Nintendo fan. That was boring shit and a fucking abysmal showcase. They manage to fuck up still
>>341284324
stream is back up
FAT JAPANESE WOMYN
>>341285452
But anon, you're already GETTING a new Metroid game :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbKY_DYLZf8
>>341284505 #
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>>341285787
What a lame joke, on pair with the retards saying that it's fine that Nintendo only showed two games since Sony showed none
Did they literally just show 2 games or just 2 games worth mentioning? If the former then how the hell is that even pissible?
>THEY SAID YOU'LL BE ABLE TO CHOSE BETWEEN MALE AND FEMALE
>MFW THERE IS ONLY MALE
SJW BTFO
>>341286306
2 more games than xbox none and ps4
>>341286396
Literally just 2 games.
ZELDA CONFIRMED SCI FICTION SETTING
>>341286585
>Being this delusional
>>341284324
WAKE UP
>>341286396
2 games. 1 worth mentioning. The other was Pokémon.
...I liked it. Sure my expectations were rock bottom but I still liked it. Better than last year
IT'S LITERALLY SKYRIM ZELDA
>not a single announcement
NINTENDO WHAT THE FUCK
>>341286129
I said real, faggot.
>>341286396
Literally 2 games. Pokemon and Zelda.
Granted, they are very big franchises but still.
>>341285795
probably after they are done with pokemon, a week from now from the look of it
LINK CONFIRMED FOR ESCAPING ALIEN SHIP TO HYRULE.
>>341286585
>No Gameplay for Zelda shown
>Another Pokemon
>LOL PS4 AND XBONE HAS NO GAMES LOL
The NX is basically dead on arrival because every new title will be released on both the Wii U and the NX so there will be no point to get one. Zelda is getting mad hype because of nostalgia fags but apart from the open world its going to be the same shit we always get with Zelda games.
This is Nintendo. Rereleasing games under new titles since 1997
>he actually thought it would be good
>>341286585
Stay mad nintendrone
>cutscenes every two seconds breaking gameplay, including for items
How have they still not fucking learned?
Why is everyone shit posting like Nintendo didn't mention last month that is was going to be all they were showing?
>>341285586
>i don't play it
>it looks the same
great logic take a (you)
So when are we going to get news about the other shit coming out?
>>341284324
fuck off kike shill
>SEE THAT MOUTAIN
>>341287603
Kys, you're what's wrong with the world
>>341287542
>implying they want/need an excuse to shit on nintendo.
It was inevitable either way sadly.
>>341287691
who is that dude driving the car?
>>341287603
Well, Sun and Moon does look like it's shamelessly reusing Gen 6 art assets.
>>341287418
>Beatles
No wonder Sonnygers have such shit taste.
>>341284845
>Stole the show
With what?
YOU SEE THAT MOUNTAIN
YOU CAN CLIMB IT
lmao 2game
>>341288282
>WHERE ARE THE STRAWS?!? I CANT REACH THEM!
ITT nintendrones getting defensive about these gooks.
>THEY FUCKING ANNOUNCED THEY WERE ONLY GOING TO SHOW THESE TWO GAMES REEEEE
Like as if that makes it ok, stop pretending that you are not dissapointed with this conference and just admit that nintendo is fucking dead.
YOU HAD ONE (1) FULL YEAR SINCE LAST YEAR'S TRAINWRECK TO PUT SOME GAMES IN DEVELOPMENT.
HERE'S A LIST OF GAMES THAT COULD HAVE BEEN GREAT:
OoT home console HD
Splatoon 2/Splatoon for 3DS
Metroid Dread/Prime 4
A real 3D Mario
A new IP
Get Capcom to develop a home-console Monster Hunter
F-Zero
Kid Icarus: Uprising Sequel
But no. None of that. You show only two games. One that will hold no big surprises considering Gamefreak are a bunch of talentless hacks, and one that you announced FOREVER ago with no real info.
>>341288391
With the second biggest selling feanchise ever, behind only Mario, Nintendo's mascot. How does it feel that nintendoomed cucks sonnygers every time?
>>341284324
>2 fucking games
>2 Juegos de mierda
>2 jogos de merda
>>341284324
>0 new games
>Downgraded Zelda
>Pokemon!
HAHHAHA
NX is due out next year and there is only 2 games we know of for it Zelda and that one Ubisoft title
>SAME MODELS AND SOUND FROM WINDWAKER
>>341288517
Who are you quoting newfag?
>>341285279
They can't show what doesn't exist.
>>341288571
>OoT remake
>Splatoon 2
>More Metroid
>a REAL 3D mario
Jesus Christ I'm starting to think the only 2 games they showed us was more out of mercy
>>341287691
>buy more amiibo goyim
>we actually care about you, like $ony ;))
>>341288619
>Zelda
>relevant
The best selling Zelda game sold 7M and the last one sold less than half of that. Meanwhile CoD sells over 25M, FIFA sells over 20M and Battlefield sells over 15M
>>341288991
>Playing dumb.
I'm talking about pokémon, you cheeky cunt.
>>341288571
>>341288935
>>341288914
Next year will be great, stop shitposting
>>341288849
The numbers were right there. I was quoting this Anon.
>>341288282
Or did you not see how desperate his assumption was when he made a baseless attack on fans of a different console because of a reaction image? I mean I know Nintendo has nothing of substance to defend itself with but that was just childish.
>>341289182
> A FUCKING 3DS GAME
>A FUCKING 3DS GAME
>Sword broke after about 10 hits
Zelda Paper swords confirmed.
>ps4
>just movies
>xbox
>just multiplats
>nintendo
>only one showing actual games
>no movieshit
>no multiplat
where were you when 2 games destroyed the competition?
>>341288619
DELETE THIS. SONY WON FUCKING NINTENDRONES AND MSHITS. SONY WON, HOW CAN'T YOU SEE IT!!
>>341289369
good troll, sony blatanly won. as always
>>341289182
FIFA still sells better than Pokemon.
>>341289369
>Zelda
>not multiplat
>showing games
>plural
>>341289369
>where were you when 2 games destroyed the competition?
I'll let you know when it happens.
2 0 1 8
0
1
8
>>341289282
>He called me names
>H-he has no substance
That's just pathetic
>Just 2 games
Nintendo is disappointment after disappointment.
Nintendo is like Liverpool even Nintendofans are as delusional as lelverpool fans.
>>341284324
>still shit
At least no marionettes this time.
>>341289369
>2 games destroyed the competition
You mean For Honor and Nier?
>>341289798
Wasn't even the anon who posted the Beetles picture but okay. Maybe next years Nintendo conference will have something to show.
>>341289369
The Nintendo defense force has arrived.
>>341289920
>Football references
Shit sport. Shit taste.
>>341288542
fuck off, anyone that wasn't a retard knew that this was gonna happen, and that direct fill during the year what the e3 can't do
>>341289545
[citation needed]
Th-there is always n-n-next year g-guys!
>>341290461
>This year is our year!
>overhype the only good thing they have but still get demolished by the competition
>>341290158
The Sony defense force has arrived.
>>341284324
The fuck you talking about, Zelda looks fucking GOTY
Best game of e3
>>341290690
>People are defending a non show up and a threehouse with 2 fucking games!
>>341290992
Looks like a fucking dark souls ripoff
>>341290682
But the reason we all watch these conferences is the hope of what we don't know, surprises is what makes e3. And nintendo had none, same old shit.
>>341291251
Have you ever played Dark Souls?
>>341290953
What is to defend? Sony weren't the one showing up with only 2 games for 2 different platforms.
>>341287368
>The NX is basically dead on arrival because every new title will be released on both the Wii U and the NX
>not even amibos
>pokemon rehash 26
i mean the new zelda looks cool but it comes out way to far away for me to care about it now
>>341291329
Directs are for that, nintendo had stated that they weren't showing off anything different, like I said, only retards would have hopes over this
Worst E3 since 2006?
y/y?
>>341290953
DELETE THIS
My wife is a big time Zelda fan and she had to go to work right after they showed that tablet thing. She was cursing on the way out to the car. I'm keeping her informed.
>>341291454
Yeah.
>Happened with the Wii and the Wii U
>Happened with the PS2 and the PS3.
PS3 got an entire fucking meme out of how dead it was due to games still being manufactured for the PS2 well in to its release.
>>341290953
Defend what exactly?
>>341291352
Have you
>>341291642
Then why are you here in this specific thread?
>>341291717
>she has no idea about the different timelines
"fan"
>>341291703
lol no
>winning with cinematic experiences
nope
They've run out of gimmicks and are down to beating only 2 dead horses.
Poor Nintendo.
>all these mshills and sonyshills talking shit
Name ONE, just one announcement that trumps the new zelda or even the new pokemon.
Quality>Quantity
>>341289192
I'm sure you said that last year, faggot.
>>341291717
fuck off normalfag
>>341292078
>Winning with only 2 "games"
nope
>>341292046
To read stuff, what else?
>>341292063
She does. It's one of her biggest gripes with OoT.
>>341291640
What numbered Pokemon is this alreadY? Pokemon 18/19 or something?
>>341291717
>marrying someone who cares about the zelda timeline
don't have kids, anon
>>341292189
The New RE looked better than Zelda and at this point any new IP is better than Pokemon.
>>341291717
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Does this new Zelda actually look like it has a good unique plot or is it the same reused shit? I'm not looking forward to roaming the open world ticking checkboxes of things to expect in every Zelda game.
What about the combat?
>>341292264
Anon, I'm disgruntled veteran turned NEET due to collecting big time disability through the VA. I literally hit the lottery by getting her before I slipped into the point of no return. I'm basically a house wife.
This was their chance to try something new that wasn't a direct. A chance to return to the conference setup and continue with treehouse after.
Instead Treehouse IS the show. This was an awful idea. I'm not sure if the idea itself is the bad thing or the decision to kick start it with a 50 minute block of Pokemon then 2 hour blocks of Zelda.
They really weren't joking when they said they were bringing one game to E3. It's like a gift to journos just so we find out about other Nintendo games.
It's a big fuck you to fans of other series and shows how out of touch Nintendo is with the industry as a whole.
>>341284324
>more Zelda
What the fuck are they going to show
They already said we aren't getting any story spoilers and we've seen enough of this empty fucking world already
Literally what else can you show
I feel like I've already beaten the game and gotten bored with it
>tfw
>>341292652
Gen 7. But there are like 3 games per gen not including the remakes. This is literally Pokemon 24 or something.
>>341292189
Last Guardian, RE, For Honor
>>341292796
You can guess the combat anon. Lock on to target and dodge their attacks in between mashing the attack button. Use lunge attack if its necessary.
>>341292832
yep, typical normalfag
>>341292271
This is embarassing.
>>341284324
Yah, I'll play the new Zelda, but I'm still not buying a WiiU for a single game. I'll borrow the console from someone at some point.
>>341292917
>Buying more than one game per gen.
Are you retarded? Or do you simoly have no friends?
>>341291717
Reeee
>>341292832
GET OUT NORMIE THIS PLACE IS FOR NECKBEARD VIRGINS ONLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341289369
>Dead Rising 4
>Sea of Thieves
>Forza Horizon 3
>Halo Wars 2
>Recore
>Gears of War (boo)
Look. more games with more quality than any of what Nintendo showed.
>>341285041
I thought they had a new console coming out, couldn't they talk about that at all?
Where can I find a recording of the stream? All I can find are:
>LINK TO LIVESTREAM HERE!
I just want a clean recording, start to finish.
>>341293095
I'm at work so I can't check the trailer yet but I keep hearing Dark Souls comparisons. Does it look like it has weight and dept or is it the same shallow boring shit?
>>341293429
multiplats dont count
>>341293482
tbqh if I was releasing a console that finally caught me up to the PS3 era of gaming I'd steer clear of mentioning specifics.
>>341293646
The stream isn't over you cuck
>>341293482
>Nintendo
>logic
Pick one (1)
>>341288710
Zelda and JUST DANCE 2
>>341292271
>not a katana
wasted opportunity
Two games, all of it was gameplay. Yeah okay one was pokemon, it's fucking pokemon what did you expect but at least the models look good
And they did nothing but show zelda gameplay, and they're planning on streaming more
I don't have time to watch the replay, was anything Metroid related announced? That's literally all I care about.
>they manage to disappoint everyone even harder this year without spitting in anyone's face specifically
I'm honestly impressed, it takes a big man to just completely nosedive your entire company and fanbase into the ground.
F for eFfort.
>>341292917
1 - Red
2 - Blue
3 - Yellow
4 - Gold
5 - Silver
6 - Crystal
7 - Ruby
8 - Sapphire
9 - Emerald
10 - Fire Red
11 - Green Leaf
12 - Diamond
13 - Perl
14 - Platinum
15 - Heart Gold
16 - Soul Silver
17 - Black
18 - White
19 - Black 2
20 - White 2
21 - X
22 - Y
23 - OR
24 - AS
>>341294148
Nope, literally just zelda and pokemon. Such a shame
>>341294148
Is Metroid either of:
1) Zelda?
or
2) Pokemon?
If not then no.
>>341294148
nope, they only showed the new zelda and pokemon. No game announcements.
>>341293767
Anyone who is saying Dark Souls has never played Dark Souls, or is just repeating wishful thinking. At most you could compare weapon degredation and the fact that there are many weapon types, but the combat itself is basically still Zelda.
>>341294420
Ubisoft said that their dancing game is coming to NX
The Zelda game looks nice but so far it doesn't strike me as a console seller or especially innovative. Same with Pokemon.
What happened to them? They used to be pretty innovative and made interesting games.
I realise the N64 times are over but it would do Nintendo good to think about what they used to be in the industry and what they are now. It feels like at this point they are just trying to catch up to Microsoft and Sony.
>>341294651
>ubisoft announced more games than nintendo
fucking kek
>>341294057
Pokemon has nothing but Gameplay so that in itself is a poor excuse for a presentation.
And Zelda, while all gameplay, was Zelda. We saw the same tired combat mechanics, the same tired settings and we will get the same tired puzzle mechanics. Everyone saying Nintendo won this E3 is only saying it because this Zelda hasn't come out yet.
>>341293796
>multiplats
Welp I guess Super Smash Brothers is a multiplat so it isn't an exclusive. Same with any game on the 3DS and Wii U. No longer count as exclusives :^)
If I wanted to say the multiplats then I would have said:
>We Happy Few
>Battlefield 1
>Final Fantasy XV (boo)
>CoD Infinite Warfare surprisingly looked decent but we'll see
And I forgot of these exclusives to add to the list:
>Cuphead
>Scalebound
Who
>2 Games
here?
>>341295276
What's the point of coming to E3 with 2 games everybody knew about?
>>341294902
>exclusives
no those are both multiplats too.
ssb are two different versions with different artstyle and gameplay stuff in them.
difference between bone and pc versions is that you guys will be playing the same game except the multiplayer for the bone version require a sub fee. top kek
>>341287368
>No Gameplay for Zelda shown
Are you fucking blind anon?
3 minutes might not be much gamreplay (specially when compared to the grand 50-minute-long pokemasturbation), but it IS gameplay
>>341294423
>At most you could compare weapon degredation and the fact that there are many weapon types
It's kind of a new low that I'm most hyped about Zelda finally catching up to better RPGs/adventure games
>>341287368
>no gameplay for zelda
I mean >>341287368
>>341287368
>>341287368
know you're shit posting. Because they had a bunch of gameplay, and they're currently streaming MORE zelda stuff
>>341295801
>3 minutes might not be much gamreplay (specially when compared to the grand 50-minute-long pokemasturbation), but it IS gameplay
Where is a live fucking demo of it? Eh? Why show this garbage instead of someone playing the fucking game?!
>>341293796
So Zelda doesn't count then
>>341296269
Go to their twitch they're playing the Zelda ame right now.
Unless you're just shit posting for the sake of it
>Nintendo
Who?
>>341295801
>>341296267
Sorry Nintendofriends, what I meant to say was
>No new gameplay of Zelda shown
It's a Zelda game. We know what we're getting with this and to be honest I am disappointed.
>>341295792
>being this retarded
That's not how it works. Super Smash Brothers is sold exclusively by Nintendo on their platforms. All the games I have named are being sold exclusively on Microsoft platforms. You have to have Windows 10 to use it. They are Windows 10 exclusives.
>>341292271
>There's no "teleports behind" and no "personnel"
I thought it was origin.
>>341288571
>Another fucking remake of the single most overrated game
>A sequel to a game that doesn't need one
...The rest could've been great though.
>>341296269
>Where is a live fucking demo of it? Eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtZwAGNVjc0
>>341288710
>downgraded
>after Skyward Sword
>>341284324
they are fucked
you are clearly delusional if you think Nintendo won with their two games
IT'S A 2 DAY EVENT YOU FUCKING RETARD
TODAY IS JUST ZELDA AND POKEMON, TOMORROW IS THE REST OF THE GAMES. IT'S NOT EVEN A CONFERENCE.
GOD DAMMIT I HATE ALL OF YOU
>>341291717
>haha
>>341284324
It's almost like they intentionally chose to skip E3 this year or something
>>341296641
Doesnt matter how many words you attach to "exclusive".
Exclusive means exclusive. Always will. Enjoy your multiplats.
>>341296996
>THE REST OF THE GAMES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
>2 fucking games
>2 fucking games
>2 fucking games
>>341295841
Yeah, it's nice for Zelda, but it's really sad that we need to use "for Zelda" as a qualifier nowadays.
>>341296996
Don't hate me anon. I'm criticizing them for this incredibly poor decision.
I've been taking a nap and I missed the Nintendo conference.
What did I miss?
Explain with certain detail and I will give sauce.
>>341296641
YEah and when games are available only on PS4/Vita/PS3 it doesn't count as an exclusive but when Zelda is available on NX/Wii U it does?
Get fucked fanboy.
>>341296996
THEN THEY LOST BY DEFINITION
NOBODY STAYS TO WATCH THEM FOR 2 DAYS WAITING UNTIL THEY SHOW SOMETHING RELEVANT
>>341285087
There wasn't a conference, faggot. Way to bandwagon.
>>341284324
OFFICIALLY IT
IWATA DEAD
NINTENDO FINISHED
>>341297354
>Muh echo chamber of love and understanding!
>>341296996
>rest of the games
Like Sony with Nier, Persona 5 and Nioh?
>>341297391
Sun and Moon is still Pokemon, though they might be changing up the story structure a little.
Zelda is fairly open and there is some nice amount of freedom and hidden tricks, but it's still essentially Zelda. They're using the original fantasy+sci-fi idea of the original NES Zelda though, so that's interesting.
So about that Yungoos...
>>341297158
Microsoft exclusives are exclusives.
People have used the term "Sony exclusive" for years now.
Time to grow up and treat the companies the same.
>>341297391
This is a Nintendo thread, you idiot, we are all gays and/or pedophiles here.
>waaahhh shit conference
Nintendo had no conference. Why does everyone insist on shitposting?
>>341297158
>Super Smash Brothers isn't a Nintendo exclusive and neither is the new Zelda
You realize you are this dumb right? You flat out stated that you have no idea what you are talking about. I guess Nintendo only showed one exclusive
>>341297354
>mfw can't hate on papa nintendy even though he keeps taking a poo in our hand
>>341297767
>>341297832
>>341297879
Only two fucking games?
That's retarded and dissapointing.
Anyway, have fun, it has a couple of sets and a video of her masturbating.
http://www.thesauceftw.com/2015/07/joy-from-sweden.html
>>341298196
>disappointing
You are disappointing, why would you expect a conference when we have known how this would go for months now?
I'm going to marry Chico!
>>341292189
God of War (probably normie shit, but normie shit is better than nintenshit)
Detroit: Become Human (I like cyberpunk)
A new Resident Evil that looks like it might actually be good for once
The Last Guardian
That weird shit from Kojima looks sort of interesting, but I wouldn't bet on it being any good until I've seen gameplay
Horizon Zero Dawn looks alright
It's far from the best but Jesus Christ, at least it's something.
>>341297354
>>341289369
>Multiplats
Since when is that a bad thing? Now, you don't have to buy an Xbox One to play the games they have?
I missed their conference, what did they show
What about the MK8 tweet a few days ago. New tracks confirmed?
Also, anything new for Mario Maker?
>>341298869
Zelda and Pokemon
>>341298869
see >>341292519 to get a general feel
>>341284324
>no female link
Im done, im fucking done.
>>341294256
>disappoint everyone
I don't remember /v/ representing everyone's opinion.
>>341292189
I can't. Sony came close though, but the good announcements had a downside to them too like
>new kojimbo game!
>but no gameplay
>crash is back!
>lol remaster
>Third parties shows bullshots of games already unveiled at e3 2015
>Microsoft shows pc ports and a new console
>Sony shows bullshots of delayed movies
>PC game shows dlcs and indie games
E3 2016 was pretty much shit to be honest.
>Nintendo shows 2 great games
>>341297859
>people have used the term
Sonyggers.
And for years everyone including xbots called them multiplats.
People who arent fanboys call "exclusives", "exclusives". Xbots are desperate to move the goalposts but you guys arent fooling anyone. Theyre multiplats.
>>341299284
1 game. A handheld rehash of a game that's been done over twenty times now doesn't count as a 'great game'
>>341297502
>New Zelda
>New Pokemon
>Not relevant
>>341297736
Something like that, a few upcoming games and some announcements.
They basically skipped E3 and opted for just doing a gameplay event instead of a conference, but retards here can't drill that into their minds.
>>341299284
>Zelda
>not bullshots
boi
>>341299284
Funny how everyone keeps shitting on Nintendo for ACTUALLY showing some gameplay instead of movie-tier game trailers that generate false expectations just so they can hide behind their future damage controlling involving dumbed down graphics and DLC.
PSVITA WON AGAIN
>>341298601
>God of War
>Heavy Rain with robots
>Capcom digging through Konami's garbage
>That one company that made that one good game that one time is making another game
>Hideo Kojima 2 deep 4 u homoerotic garbage
>Strong independent womyn talks to herself
Yeah, any of that is better than Zelda.
How long is today's stream? When is the treehouse event tomorrow?
>>341299997
It's at Google:30 pst
>>341288447
Todd Howard on suicide watch
>>341291717
you got a good wife anon. one that is willing to admit a shit game is shit, rather than being such a zombie just beause its zelda and pretending its amazing no matter what, like all the gamer girl pieces of shit do.
>the new Zelda trailer
>standard footage, mostly of stuff we've seen
what
We got to see combat and equipment and learn how getting horses work and saw more enemies and heard voice acting and saw more of the environment
>>341297391
UHH THICKER!!!
>>341297354
and here is a perfect example of an "epic gamer girl" who will pretend to like any piece of dog shit just because it has the zelda brand on it
>>341299785
>ACTUALLY showing some gameplay
>3 minutes of Zelda gameplay
Meanwhile at least one game on every other companies lineup got more gameplay time.
>>341300691
>3 minutes
Nigga they're still playing
>>341299036
>>341299073
oh....
>>341300691
Bullshit they did. most of the games I've seen did little movement and gestures then quickly went into a cinematic scene.
>>341300983
welcome to hell
remember, you're here forever
>>341299963
>FUCK YOU, THE NEW ZELDA HAS GAMEPLAY
The whole gameplay was walking, absolutely terrible-looking combat and babby's first physics puzzle.
They could have shat on a plate and served it to us, and it still would've been more satisfying.
>>341285013
yes
zelda is the only good game shown at e3
>>341290992
of course it is anon, when you can't play the other games the goty has to be the only you can
>>341302045
Zelda is trash you fucking nintendrone
Sorry but Nintendo is currently winning
I swear that t-shirt is about to explode. They literally cant keep getting away it
>>341301909
they're still streaming and showing new features, moron
>>341302692
That's not E3 conference
>>341303115
there was no conference, only treehouse (which is ongoing)
>>341303115
There is no E3 conference, fucko. Why count the first hour at all then?
>>341302045
>t. cock gobbler
>>341284324
>THIS WAS THEIR CHANCE TO WIN E3
>>341297391
They showed Zelda and Pokemon. 2 games. That's it.
>>341302692
I know, fuckface, I'm watching it. They've shown walking, shit combat and some half-assed gimmicks ripped from other games. Terrible? No. Impressive? Fuck off. There's nothing here that screams "great". It looks like a so-so game you'd play for a couple hours because it's pretty and soothing and then you'd forget about it entirely, never playing it again.
I'm going to be able to play it on my WiiU soon lads :3
Based Haxscene
https://darkumbra.net/forums/topic/86899-mega-the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild/
>>341284845
>They literally stole the show.
Nintendicksucklets are so easiy to appease with everything Nintendo shits out, it's mind boggling.
Just imagine Sony or Microsoft would pull something as Nintenshitendo - the entire world would rip them apart.
The whole map from the demo is 1% of the game.
>>341284845
>they literally stole the show with a trailer for YET ANOTHER formulaic Zelda as well as cookie-cutter gameplay footage of YET ANOTHER bog-standard Pokemon game
Nintenyearolds, everyone!
>>341303823
You seriously believe this? This game would be praised even if it had all zelda elements removed and was released by sony or microsft. It has all the things the majority want, like open world and freedom of choice.
>>341304091
never forgetti
>>341297354
"if you don't like nintendo fuck off =3="
>>341304091
>YET ANOTHER formulaic Zelda
Why are shitposters going full retard? They showed several parts of the game and everyone is saying we only got a 3 minute trailer
>>341303698
And yet still better than anything else shown in E3.
Incredible.
>>341304773
>Activate full denial.
There's a reason people are losing faith in Nintendo, you know.
>>341304759
Shitposters are always going full retard at every hour of the day. Zelda just happens to be the relevant topic. 12 hours ago it was God of War. 12 hours from now, we'll see.
Someone is at E3 dumping the game to a SD card
My fucking sides
>>341305080
I did because of last year when they showed garbage games. This year's zelda gameplay makes up for that. Doesn't mean the Wii U isn't a flop or something but it is certainly a step up.
The only upcoming Wii U game is Zelda, coming in early 2017
*also on NX
Please be excite
>>341305249
fake and gay, you actually believe for a second fucking nintendo wouldn't be on them faster than ea markets dlc you're nuts
>sameish zelda and pokemon as usual
>people are surprised
???
>>341284324
>Breath of the Wild
You can now do all the padding stuff from SS and more but this time, in an open world.
Aonuma gotta do Aonuma I guess.
>>341296996
>TOMORROW IS THE REST OF THE GAMES
Like what? Fucking #FE?
I saw that list of games they were presenting at the stream, all of them seem boring and/or are shit I've already seen.
The only NEW thing out of Nintendo that I could expect is Mario Kart 8 DLC, but only because of that one cryptic tweet by NoE.
>>341305249
>By next year when the game is released it willb e fully playable on the emulator since they can already start working with the demo
kek
>>341288472
>>341295276
>>341303610
>>341284729
>>341285041
>>341286306
nothing wrong with 2 games you want to fondle and caress on a comfy night.
>>341305249
The demo will become downloadable soon enough for everyone as what happens with most demos.
>>341304438
No, you're fucking wrong.
If sony or microsoft pulled this shit, they'd be hung.
If this game was being showed off for an entire day, everyone would be laughing their asses off at it.
Open world RPG's aren't new to Sony or Microsoft, and compared to them, this new Zelda one seems to be very lackluster.
>>341304438
>This game would be praised even if it had all zelda elements removed and was released by sony or microsft.
Everything "new" Nintendo is putting in this game has been a staple for years on other series, so the only reason to be hyped at all IS the Zelda skin. Incidentally the only way to get a Nintenfriend to admit Sony or MS has good shows was to get them to reveal Zelda somehow, since that's all it takes to claim that Nintendo won.
This is extremely analogous to the people hyped over the iPhone finally getting a big screen.
>>341284324
>Worst
>EA and Microsoft press conferences don't exist
Nintendo could have brought a performance artist to shit on a plate live on stage and they still would have come out ahead of those two.
>>341293482
They do. They want to do a separate event for it. Nintendo isn't that big in NA so it doesn't make much sense to announce it here.
>>341305825
You do realize they are right? All companies showcase games, conferences are what you are talking about and nintendo is not doing one.
>>341305374
On that we can agree. Better than last year, at least.
I still haven't got my fucking Metroid, though.
>specifically say they're not going to do an E3 conference or presentation on several occasions
>''RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NINTENDO LET ME DOWN AGAAIN!!!"
/v/ is infested with underage again, time to hit the road.
>>341306505
>time to hit the road
and return in twelve hours
>>341306505
You are not old enough to drive. See you tomorrow if a muslim doesnt shoot you first, little faggot.
>>341289369
Multiplats or not, they were still actual games.
Nintendo was beyond underwhelming, EA/Ubi/Beth were meh (For Honor looks cool though) and Sony just had movies + bastardizations, maybe Horizon at best.
Not even aligned with any one company btw, I was just generally underwhelmed this year. Which is the standard after military-shooter/open-world pandering dominated the industry.
>>341305249
I seriously hope this is true, and no autist fucks it up with their snitching
>>341306505
So?
"Miss, I wrote nothing on the test"
You get an F
"But Miss, I told you I wrote nothing, why did I fail the class?"
>>341306170
Most companies tend to show off more than two games
>>341306131
>Nintendo isn't that big in NA so it doesn't make much sense to announce it here.
More than half of Nintendo's income comes from NA with Japan and Europe sharing 1/4 each. NA is Nintendo's main market.
Check the financial report just released.
*checks up on the trailer for zelda, knowing full well treehouse probably filled an hour with cringe*
...
...
This is what their using as their first official NX game? The Zelder Scrolls: Skyrule? A game I've known about since atleast 2015? A game that my PC can probably emulate at full speed within the year?
....
Why?
Atleast Spiderman could be good....
>>341308328
I feel sorry for you.
>>341306131
BULLSHIT
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>>341286306
I am watching giant bomb and Nintendo channel, I thought this was /v/ being retarded, but they literally only shown two games, and a great pair of tits.
...
Nintendo won once again, those breast, I would kill for Gf with breast so big, holy shit, all natural too.
>>341306170
>one of the big three
>can't even have a conference
>no games to show
Don't waste your money on their next console.
>>341284505
Mincraft/Skyrim/Witcher Zelda and Pokemon.
>>341309143
Yes me too I like woman with very nice breast I want to make massage and maybe have a suck
Why I don't meet woman with breast same???!!!!!
>>341307278
>implying there was a test to begin with
Are you fucking retarded? If someone backs out of a gaming expo, they've backed out. No shitty metaphor can save or justify your butthurt
>>341306117
>Microsoft conference
>non-existant
Fuck you Microsoft shitted on anything Nintendo even brought to the table. 2 games, fuck off Nintendrone.
>>341306505
>E3
>the biggest gaming expo of the year
>the best chance to show off whats coming up
>not showing anything will just make your competition look better
>don't have enough games to hold a conference
>slowly move away from doing conferences
>fanbase is too young or autistic to understand what that could mean
>hold an event all day long
>show 2 games
Literally dead.
>>341302564
careful, you might cut yourself with that edge
>>341284324
What? the new Zelda looks fun and comfy as fuck.
It has me more excited than entire lineups brought up by the other companies.
>>341305374
>one game is a step up from the few they showed last year
How do nintendrones do the mental gymnastics.
>>341287368
They've been showing zelda gameplay all fucking day after that first hour. They've been exploring, using tools, doing shrines, fighting, flying, climbing,shivering in the cold and losing health until you wear warmer clothesall sorts of shit. I'm so hard right now.
>>341312736
You need to get some reading comprehension.
>>341288447
but you actually do climb it, as in, link using his hands and feet to climb.. not just jumping over and over to ascend.
NINTENDO HAS2 GAMES
>>341312736
We got a tough guy here.
Chill out, my man. It's just video games.
>>341311850
hope you played the Witcher 3 because you can do damn near everything in that game that you could in this
if you wanna climb shit and have old ass muddy ps2 textures go play shadow of the colossus, there you have the entire breath of wild experience across 2 games
>>341312935
Can you explain to me what about the things they showed excites you?
It was hard staying awake during the presentation. They treated exploding barrels like a huge innovation.
>>341313691
I haven't played Witcher 3 because I haven't played Witcher 2, I have Witcher 2 but haven't played it because I feel like I need to complete Witcher 1 again (I lost my save file) to get the best experience with it, but good fucking Lord Witcher 1 is so fucking awful to play.
>>341296684
That comic's from way before that meme caught on. I'm pretty sure it's from 2010/11.
>>341311850
This is bate.
>>341313691
>hope you played the Witcher 3 because you can do damn near everything in that game that you could in this
Except play as Link, rescue Zelda, and fight Ganon.
>>341311429
>Nintendrone
I'm PC masterrace. Microsoft was a bunch of nothing. Oh boy, inferior console Minecraft! Hooray, Gears of War! What's that? SPORT? I love SPORT!
>>341296787
>that sub 25 fps
lmao
>>341314164
Entire conferences of Console shooters I will never play because I can't stand console shooters.
So no, not bait, its because the games they showed in the conferences were pretty much bad, or they just showed a CGI trailer.
God of the Last of Us
the Last of Us with a guy with a beanie instead of a beard
Only game that looked pretty good and fun to play was spiderman.
Here yes, it's 1 game that I'm interested in, but it's more than a trailer, it's tons of gameplay demo.
The amounts of salt have risen above Dead Sea levels, indicating that sonyggers can cry more than all of jewry.
>>341300657
>/soc/ camwhore
I don't understand /soc/
How does a hot, non-ostracized grill even find 4chan
>>341304091
this zelda is quite literally unlike any other game in the series though
>>341313691
Can't climb, no rafts, aeroglide shit, no Zelda dungeons.
Zelda looks fucking sweet. If they manage to not fuck up the whole thing we might get a Witcher 3-tier game, if not better.
>>341295792
>ssb are two different versions with different artstyle and gameplay stuff in them.
>>341305789
>>341304208
>thinking Sarah Silverman is hot cuz tits XD
>>341291643
2006 was a good E3 if you weren't Sony.
>>341285373
Now I want to watch it just to see how boring it is.
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