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Nintendo edition.Please no Coon discussion
Just lock me down and throw away the key, senpai
>Austin bitching about the most recent season of South Park
>He was the butt of the joke
Surely he realizes this?
>>341268352
>Coon discussion
I'm triggered. Yeah, it was a shit segment and Austin sucked the fun out of the air, but Nintendo is coming up. Can't we talk about that instead? We've already had like 10 threads about this shit.
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016pressnintendo_1_1400@46333?duplicate reply
>Jeff making a reference to Orson Welles at the start of the Ubisoft conference livestream and nobody else besides Alex was getting it
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED
>>341263234
Alex's hairline is fucking disgustingly bad, why doesn't he just Vinny that shit and buzz it
Sup, coons. This is gonna be a shitshow because Nintendo has nothing to show.
Does the Nintendo shit start in 30min? Fuck, that's the same time the king makes a comeback on CS:GO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQOR0FWqrZE#t=54m26s
lol
>>341268182
Fuck GB, I am fucking done until they fire Austin, such a fucking killjoy.
What other group of persons should I sent my money too? Fuck this guys I want some people that actually have fun with gaming instead of taking it at face value and discuss about SJW bullshit.
>>341268560
Well, this Nintendo show is probably not going to be as raucously bizarre as last year's Nintendo show or the previous days' broadcasts. It'll likely just be "hey, that's neat" or whinging about how Zelda "hasn't changed enough" or something.
Buckle up, boys. This is where Nintendo finally comes back and wins E3!
>>341268779
Let him enjoy what little time he has left with it. It's gonna flap away someday.
>>341268689
dont clikc its a virus
>>341268182
>Giant bomb
>>341268765
What was it?
Also who's #yearofthegrapplinghook here?
>>341269061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s
I need Lockdown to play on a loop please
>>341269028
i think it's hacking me
am i hacked?
>>341268765
>Jeff making a reference to Sealab 2021
EAT SOME MORE PILLS PILLHEAD.
>>341269261
burn your harddrive before its too late
>>341269261
It's a network stream. You need to open it in MPC or VLC.
>Power goes out
>Lose internet for 15 minutes
>Come back 6 minutes late
>Giant Bomb still hasn't started their stream
God bless you, you unprofessional fags.
>>341269380it was a joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxKRz5ffWRo
>>341269061
>Adam Boyes
>presided at Capcom when producing Dead Rising 2, a game about being a good dad
>also presided during the releases of Bionic Commando '09 and Lost Planet 2, games about grappling hooks and shooting large things with orange weak spots
>presides at Sony when literally all games do those things
>Giant Bomb E3
I won't ask if I was memed into staying up since that happened hours ago, just why in this way?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISHPumshGgA
also best lil b
Everybody's mad and I'm having a good time in all this chaos.
>>341268331
just hold me down and ravage my anus, senpai
>>341269747
how can you be having a good time? people are being marginalized AS WE SPEAK
I really feel like drinking a coke for some reason.
So this is going to be all Zelda?
>>341270017
Pokemon too
>>341269881
Because I'm a bad man.
>>341270089
Couldn't give less of a shit. Only here for the bantz.
>>341270017
Nah, Nintendo on their website said that they will be showing footage for SMTxFE, Dragon Quest VII, Monster Hunter Generations, Pokemon, Pokemon GO, and Federation Force as the named items.
>>341270017
There's literally always mario + some minor meme character like kirby or yoshi game
god dammit
>>341269691
>Kamiya was murdered and Adam Boyes wears his skin around commanding the direction of Scalebound
>starting off with Vinny shenanigans
>>341270183
>SMTxFE
Is that the Kowashitai game or whatever? I don't give a shit about Fire Emblem or SMT, why do people seem to hate it so much?
>>341270176
go back to /brit/ you fucking paki
Austin is a good little slave boy.
That nigger made the shit out of my coffee
memes
>>341270425
Louie pls, this is why the colleges don't invite you anymore
what's with Dan offering Austin twinkies all the time?
>>341270473
Suddenly the stream got more tolerable for some reason.
>>341270497
Some kind of "epic" injoke between them. Ignore it.
Is Allison Rapp gonna be there? She's my favorite.
>>341270425
based Brad "life-taker" Shoemaker
Will I laugh as hard as the Southern Vaper segment during the Ubi stream at anypoint during this?
>>341270473
THAT COFFEE DISPENSER IS BEING STOLEN
>>341270485
>implying Louie "my daughters were made to serve BBC" cuCK isn't making bank from SJWs
>yes, massa
>>341270643
Probably not. I laughed really hard at that.
>>341268182
>No coon discussion
Why? Look at this adorable fluffy lug!
>Getting triggered by the name of a large fluffy kitty's breed name
You should kys desu senpai. baka.
>>341270643
I doubt it, Nintendo events are always safe and pretty dull to even mock.
>>341270582
They want someone to send an email about it next week so they can talk about thier epic hilarious jokezzz
>Look at how problematic this shit was
>>341270719
I may be thinking of Jerry Seinfeld or one of the other comics who don't even bother with the younger crowd anymore.
>>341270598
If you had the cash you could have watched it with her while she gave you a hand job.
>>341270316
It's actual name is Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE, but fuck saying all of that.
I don't know about other people, but to me the way they merged the two is a bit too far. They sort of use the characters you know from Fire Emblem and SMT, but then there are personas for some reason I think? The whole vibe is that of Jpop Idol dancers as well so it for some reason looks like a Hatsune Miku game in battles. Then it also is apparently a semi open world similar to a SMT game?
Like i've seen most of the videos, and trailers they've shown of it, and I honestly don't know how it plays or what you will be doing in it.
>>341271004
Sienfeld and Rock both made comments about it. Louie pretty much panders to the young liberal college crowd every chance he gets.
BRIAN WAS SO PROBLEMATIC, UGH
Of course Austin would defend the Dune Coon.
>people ogling female cid
>Austin calls them assholes.
>>341268352
I only watched the first half of the most recent season, but even with characters like PC Principal it seemed like Matt and Trey were always finishing episodes with a pro-"SJW" message. Did they back-pedal on this in later episodes or did I misunderstand their messaging. Cause I actually can't understand why Alex and Austin didn't like the season
>>341270374
>this is the face of boredom.webm
>>341271206
So is it more of a Fire Emblem or a SMT game? Grid-based combat where you can befriend demons and use them?
>>341271049
What do you mean, anon? Not all girls are whores.
wtf
did anyone else just see alex uncontrollably shaking?
>>341271393
it's the face of "i need to make everyone aware of how much i disapprove"
>..."the coon"
>austin looks upset
>alex tells him he's a character
>austin tells him he knows. (just wanted to take the oppurtunity to be triggered on camera)
>PC principal pops up in the trailer
>"Well that's just fucking great" - Alex
>Alex looks over at Austin for approval
>Dan says the last season of SP was good (it was)
>Alex visibly seething. Looks at Austin for approval again.
These 2 need to fuck off to Polygon. They make everything awkward (especially Alex).
Having Alex on the bombcast this week was demonstrable proof of this. I legit turned it off the first time he started sperging out and yelling.
Austin thinks he's some kind of deep intellectual but really he's just a fat nerd and tumblrina. Even he has far better social skills than Alex.
The saddest part of all this is that Vinny is permanently handcuffed to these 2 insufferable twats and they had to pass on hiring based Bakkalar to hire Austin because of internet pressure to hire a minority.
>>341270403
High yellow house cat
>>341271595
She literally is/was an escort
I missed last nights stuff, what happened? Whats the coon thing about?
>>341271604
First time seeing Alex? Ryan asked him a few years ago if he was having a stroke during an E3 stream.
>>341271604
I was re-watching the great segment yesterday where Jeff was mocking the fake banter between people playing online and Alex tried to make a joke and couldn't finish it, tried repeating it and then just quietly shut up when he couldn't.
>>341271653
...Austin is a minority?
>>341271774
Austin is half black and gets offended by south park because Cartman's character is named the coon.
>>341271604
the guy's brain is seriously fucked up. he's a drug addict or something.
What was Austin's college degree again?
>>341271526
It seems to be more like an SMT game combat wise, and I doubt you can befriend the demons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Gav2j_DTY
Looking at this now it seems that it could be along the idea that Idols in their world are dancers that fight holographic enemies or something, I don't know.
>>341271653
Vinny's slightly less of a SJW, but he's still one.
He was literally just talking about how it's shitty to look at virtual boobs.
>>341270643
That was hilarious until Austin wanted to get in on it and just killed the joke
This shitskin is worse than that faggot patrick. Fucking hell
>>341272102
Yep :(
Jeff and Vinny could have carried that bit for hours too, but nope.
>>341271981Social media and he's knee deep in debts
>>341272007
He had a daughter and now feels weird about sexualised young women. It happens.
>>341271981
PhD in MEDIA STUDIES. A real genius that one.
>>341271981
Media Studies with a minor in faggotry.
>>341271653
Dan should fuck off with them too, to be honest.
>>341271774
The new South Park demo involves Cartmans superhero character The Coon. Austin is triggered because the characters name is a play on how Cartman is racist. He doesn't care about the irony or satirical nature of the character, he just wants to be mad but he can't be because most people (including liberal faggots) like South Park.
>>341272357
>>341272392
What does that actually involve?
I hope they announce WoW 2 and Age of empires 4.
>>341272320
>>341272357
>>341272408
I suddenly feel slightly better about my life choices
>>341272338
At least that's a good reason for it
>>341271653
At least they'll be contained together again after E3 over in New york. Glad they had the sense to keep them on opposite sides of the table. Would have been insufferable.
>>341272102
>Brad just sits there laughing his ass off, and then Alex or Austin comes in with some boring shit and kills the vibe
Everytime.
>>341272357
He doesn't even have his phd yet because he keeps failing.
>>341272579
Getting knee deep in debt for a paper that says "I'M SMART GUYS!" that nobody except idiots will fall for.
>Sonyfags being so desperate that they claim this is the best E3 they had
kek
>>341272579
I don't know, but I would guess that it involves analyzing sexism and racism in the media.
Or something equally pointless.
>shitting on crash
getting sick of these nu males' shit lads.
Yeah I was shocked that people reacted so strongly to it, like it was pretty weak and lacked many games that could have made it better
Well, it's decided, then. Microsoft won :^)
>>341272752
How is that even possible? It's like coming in second at the retard olympics. Over and over again.
>>341273093
That's pretty wild. To what end though? On the other end of the degree, what skills will you have?
>>341273145
>Here's 1second of Igor and other exclusives like Automata and Gravity Rush 2 only get off stream trailers.
>>341270473
His arms are so white
I thought Sony's conference was pretty good. It wasn't great, I wanted some more new IP's and less VR but it was alright. Don't see why people are upset.
Would Ryan had went through the South Park presentation as if they were killing his mother and raping him with a hot iron rod?
>giant bomb thread
>people complain about how they hate giant bomb
okay...
MOMENT OF NINTENSILENCE.
>>341273145
The only games I was interested in was Horizon and Detroit (and this is me knowing well in advance what a David Cage game is)
I guess the new Kojima game was kind of interesting too, but I was mostly
>>341272936
Not even idiots fall for it anon. Tell an average pleb that you got a degree (never mind a fucking PhD) in media studies and watch them snigger. Literally the only people who think it's worth anything are other media studies graduates.
>>341273505
Really expect much else from this board?
moment of silence boyz shut the FUCK up
1 minute of silence for Nintendo.
RIP.
>>341271653
>The saddest part of all this is that Vinny is permanently handcuffed to these 2 insufferable twats
it fucking hurts. to make matters worse dan is so fucking unfunny it spoils jeff over in gb west... never thought id see the day drew was the saving grace of giant bomb
>"I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL"
>moment of silence
>>341273580
Maybe... but that's just me
>>341273447
I honestly couldn't tell you.
YOU HYPE FOR E-LEAGUE, BOYS? OLOFMEISTER COMEBACK NOW.
>>341273505
>Giant Bomb, video game website
>Cynical about video games
>Giant Bomb watchers
>Cynical able Giant Bomb
What's the problem?
>>341273504
No, but it's not like Jeff, Vinny or Brad did either. They were just awkwardly silent because they didn't want to trigger Austin any further.
>>341272579
its pretty much
>culture critic: the phd
they'll write an essay on media's effects on society, gender, priviledge, etc.
no hard, marketable skills or specialized knowledge.
>Voice acting
Brad has been begging for this stupid bullshit for years, here you go, you fag. Zelda games are now saved. Dumb Bethesdrone.
>Voice
What.
Give it to me raw Reggie
>>341274016
IT JUST WORKS
I'M GONNA HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL SAINTS ROW 3 IS NUMBER 2 ON THIS LIST
this looks nice
holy fuck this awful commentary shut the fuck up
so terrible, jesus christ, just want them to shut the fuck up
>>341273827
Austin almost made me ashamed to be mulatto, I was laughing my ass off the entire time and he was intentionally trying to set up a mood of "Laugh at this and you'll hurt my feelings". Literally "that friend".
>>341273920
I'd argue their knowledge is specialized, it's just useless
>no fucks given about all the great shit show at sony and microsoft
>nintendo shows one game and the nut busting begins
fuck it, fuck it all
Not gonna lie, not a Nintendofag, but that looked legitimately great.
>>341274379
this might be the wrong stream for you
>>341274379
>giant bomb talks over
>uhhh shut up
>>341274439
>mulatto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9EGMTvuZ4g
>>341274379
why not watch the raw feed
?
>>341274379
Watch the actual stream then if you dont want to hear them?
Could Giant Bomb be saved by swapping one of them for a McElroy?Griffin is cute. CUTE.
Will it have Radiant AI?
>>341274439
>laughing at South Park
confirmed for 15
>Nintendo won
Shit looks good
So they're finally going the voice-over route.
Still don't know how I feel about that.
>Zelda falling for the Open World meme
I guess the first Legend of Zelda can be considered a Open World game, but you know what I mean.
>>341274439
Austin is desperate to be part of the black side of his heritage when no one gives a shit about it especially the black side.
not able to watch the stream right now, is zelda confirmed a girl this time yet? or at least optionally?
>>341274469
wouldnt buy a fucking wiiu for it tho
What kind of asian you want senpai?
JUST
>>341274872
Nintendo confirmed for cishet shitlords, sorry.
Am I the only one who thought the game looks really bland and undetailed? Like a 2011 indie game
Popplio is love, Popplio is life.
I will cut you niggers if you disparage him!!
>>341274832
are you dense?
hnnnnng who dis
Do people still play Pokemon? Like, grown people on /v/ I mean?
This is not me saying the game is childish or anything, I just got bored as fuck when I played Pokemon Blue. I have no idea how people were able to finish that game, let alone continue playing each new installment.
>>341275240
fuck popplio
JUST
>>341275268
There's an entire board dedicated to pokemon
>>341275206
>Like a 2011 indie game
yeah the world had that empty indie look
>>341275342
REEEEEEEE
>>341275167
FUCK
>>341275206
It looks like if Journey was an actual game, and I don't mind that.
>>341275240
WE ROLL ROWLET IN THIS HOOD NIGGA
POPPLIOS GET POPPED ON THESE STREETS
>>341275083
As a Mustard only, the Wii U is the closest system to me being interested in buying it. Bayonetta 2, Super Mario Maker and possibly this Zelda game.
Still not gonna do it because I know this is the last game they'll release, though.
Uh I didn't come here to see a row of chinks spout Engrish. Show me the vidya.
>>341274796
Look at all of these 15 year olds.
>>341275206
That's what it looked like since the start.
It's so hard to justify open world shit, Nintendo is getting ubisofted just like Kojima
It's lit! I'm black! It's lit at the nightshow!!
>no cute alison butt
you monsters
NX is a new Console
>>341275529
I'd be willing to bet NX will be back-compat with Wii U.
>pokemon
>moment of silence
>trailer for a shitty zelda game
>old trailer for pokemon
>another hour of zelda shit
why did nintendo even bother showing up again?
>Alex trying so hard to be funny and relevant
>>341275242
No? It's Zelda falling for the Open World meme.
>>341275689
look at all those fucking manchildren and shills.
jesus christ, kys
>>341275904
no it is two wii:us duck taped
>>341276023
Because people wanted them to.
>Popplio defense force
Cuck pokemon pick confirmed.
The moon bat gives me pain. It hurts to look at.
fuck do these guys take a breath to just shutup
The qt's mouth sounds as she speaks tho
>we want the ASMR audience
So does this Nintendo guy ever talk or is he just a decoration
Sun+Litten is the only valid choice, right?
Austin triggered by pokeslavery kek
I'm gonna make Austin my slave
AUSTIN PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTIN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Who gives a toss about pokemon?
>I'm gonna get real with you for a moment
>>341276060
Almost every single mainline Zelda game has been open world or had open world like features.
>>341276375
Why are you watching Giant Bomb?
oh no austin stop
stop
not funny stop you didnt even realize you just made a slave 'joke'
why do amerifats keep pronouncing it pokimon? it's been over a decade and you still can't get it right.
Came expecting funny and interesting commentary
Got annoying fat guy blathering about pokemon slavery and making their own clothes
austin is based as fuck for lampshading his sjwness, truly patrician right there my bros
> Austin lacking so much creativity he has to use the old joke about pokemon being slaves.
Just fire him already.
>>341276718
>American's
>Pronouncing non-American words.
>this awful fucking commentary
terrible what the fuck
>>341276802
What the fr*ck is lampshading
>>341276662
Because I'd like their perspective and ancillary information, not shitty banter. The mics are too loud to hear over them too. They're just drowning shit out.
>its a austin makes a slavery joke and everyone tenses up episode
no more
>>341276060
>meme
can you express an opinon without chanspeak please. and it the first one was open world, they aren't falling for shit. its part of the series.
>>341276653
Nah. It was pretty much instanced in areas. It was just formed in a good way.
Do these guys even like games? Every time i watch them they just bitch about everything while stoking their nu-male bears
Kick Austin out of GB already, Jesus Christ.
>>341277007
Have you not seen these before?
fuuuuuuuuuck austin
>>341277186
yeah this is terrible what the fuck man
vinny saves e3
>people actually wanting to hear this canned pr bullshit about pokemon
what is austin doing
I want to dieeeeeeeeeee
Thank you Vinny for doing what you do.
>>341277395
this. they realize nobody cares about the newest pokemon gimmick.
>>341277404
Not shutting the fuck up like he should
Bless Vinny.
>>341277520
He's yet to make a "hooters" joke.
so.... jeff's suicide? what do you guys think?
i give it 6 months.
>self-destruct bracelet
lelz
>Jeff with that racist joke
T R I G G E R E D
>>341277872
He died a long time ago
>>341277395
>how dare someone want to actually listen to the presentation!
>this terrible commentary is so much better!
>>341277705
Oh man missed golden joke.
>>341277872
whenever the reality of marriage kicks in. probably a couple more months.
YEP ITS POKEMON
>>341278002
watch the nintendo stream then MY DUDE
>>341277872
He survived the honeymoon so my conspiracy has already cracked.
>>341278002
>watches a stream with commentary
>doesn't want to hear commentary
...
>>341278092
Sure is some Pokemon ass Pokemon I'm watching. How many Pokemon generations are we in?
vinny is my daddy
How much of this are they going to watch?
so... another zelda which is just a passable open world game .. and further bastardization of pokemon?
Framerate looks a bit better at least.
>>341278469
hi genwunner
>>341278204
>>341278261
theres a thing called good commentary
but this is just dog shit
holy fuck, omg. awful
>>341278019
You'd think, right? Literally a lay-up for the guy who said this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyihvMrYSPg
Oh my fucking god, I hate Dan as much as I hate Austin and Alex.
>HURRR What's going on
Its nice we're paying attention, Austin
>>341278261
To be fair, their commentary has been pretty terrible.
I wonder if this will run like shit on a normal 3DS?
>>341278594
i cant even
>>341278359
7th gen is sun and moon.
Jeff and Vinny continue to be great even when they have three handicaps called Alex, Austin and Dan weighting them down.
>>341278469
Pretty much. But nintenyearolds will still pretend it's the best thing ever.
>>341278594
Then don't watch? Real question is your IQ in the double digits?
So are we ready for the next 5 hours of them grinding those lady bugs for the real pokemon experience?
>>341278903
then there's Brad just being Brad
>>341278603
God damn it Vinny.
>>341279149
Brad continues
Well at least the girl is cute.
>>341278603
I dont get it.
>>341268873
>Austin literally counting "minorities"
Fuck youuu!
>>341278672
That isn't what you said though is it mate. You said their commentary was getting in the way of listening to the presentation as if there want a commentary free presentation you could be watching.
Keep moving them goalposts faggot.
>>341279295
She's getting dicked by Reggie on the reg
>>341278581
hey fuck you i was fine with the first handful of generations but jesus this is reaching hard for new ideas yet still restricting itself for some reason?
pokemon should have evolved more than this by now but i guess that doesnt happen with nintendo ip
>>341275206
>I'm a child that doesn't enjoy cel shading
Do these games still jew you out by trying to get you fucked if you want to get the full Pokedex, with exclusives to conventions and to decade old games?
>>341279295
sam best treefu
trinnen best housebando
HOW LONG ARE THEY GOING TO WASTE TIME ON THIS POKEMON SHIT
>>341279149
Brad is there for laughter because no one does that better.
>>341279391
"Salad dressing" can be taken two ways; the condiment, or a theoretical sentient salad clothing itself.
>>341275206
Yeah looked like early access for another open world survival shit.
And just like ea shit this wont get better either.
>>341279149
Brad is great when he's grouped up with good people. But when he's by himself or with fags he becomes as insufferable as them.
He has that quality about him, he can adapt.
>>341279391
So you can see the salad DRESSING (undress)
>its still on pokemon
>>341279598
>cel-da
>>341279545
I'm not that poster, idiot.
I was just pointing out that their commentary is bad.
They're all so desperate to provide commentary they're saying such lame shit.
>>341268873
Someone make a compilation of his virtue signaling bullshit called: Austin Walker - Man of virtue
can someone post the giant bomb coon triggering if a video is up
I have never played a Pokemon game or actively watched an episode of the cartoon in my entire life.
Can you honestly imagine a sixteen year old watching this event and it being the first time he ever heard of Pokemon? There might be ONE of those in the entire world. Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna go to sleep. Somebody come get me when they're done with Pokemon.
>>341268182
>the green bean thing
>/v/ gets triggered when people make jokes about Pokemon being slaves as if it was actual critism
Kek.
>>341280361
>I hope poplyo [Austin] evolves and is all cool
>and people will be upset because they were mean to him
>>341268182
>Dan still exists
>>341280254
Nah, that's just Austin.
Also, this is BORING AS FUCK.
>>341279745
>Brad laughing at himself laughing at himself laughing at himself laughing at himself laughing at himself laughing at himself laughing at the stream.
>>341280612
People would respect Popplio if Blastoise was his dad.
>>341280361
Are you sold yet?
Do you want to drop $200+ for a N3Ds and Sun or Moon later this year?
Are you having fun watching someone play this game at a glacial pace?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShGRWM9dNy8
I just got an idea. What if you had to show your ID when you buy games. If you are over ten years old you can't buy Pokemon games
alex is trying way too hard to make dan out to be the terrible part of the show when in reality he's the one who shitting it up
NO ONE CARES ABOUT POKEMON THIS MUCH
FUCK POKEMON OH MY GOD.
>>341280943
you mad sony pony?
>>341280861
>not getting games for free on n3ds
What are you doing.
>>341280947
>alex is trying way too hard to make dan out to be the terrible part of the show when in reality he's the one who shitting it up
What did I miss?
>>341280609
stop bullying me dude, i have autism and sometimes can't tell
Holy shit I didn't know Pearl is now a pokemon
how's CEMU coming along these days?
>>341281068
>you mad
how are you still here
RIP In Piece Popplio.
That Pokemon is just Pearl from Steven Universe
>>341280947
What? Both Alex and Dan are fags.
>caring about social justice bomb
in this 2012
fingers crossed for when Austin finally goes blind and has to retire from vidyajust kidding please look forward to our Blind Playthrough series of videos
>>341281109
I don't own a 3ds anymore, and don't have the desire to get a n3ds.
>>341278594
Consider suicide.
>>341281365
why are you here? such odd behavior, almost dare i say autistic
kek they're gonna end their stream before they show off Zelda.
austins comedic delivery is so fucking shit
i dont even dislike him but god damn he cant hang for shit
Lay off the pastries Austin you glutton
>>341281668
because i happened to see this thread while browsing /v/ and it took literally seconds to respond
Can Austin stop sucking Jeff's dick for one second?
>>341281668
He is right. This E3 has been the lowest GB has been.
Right. Destiny still exists.
does austin give anyone else a boner? he looks like a cute thicc girl chipmunk.
>>341282057
thats due to this e3 having like 4 events
Literally just talking about other shit now.
>>341281858
>responding twice
>>341282032
If he does, Jeff might wise up and fire his ass.
>>341282057
No it hasn't, not even close. Even the Ubisoft press conference that had the triggering was fun to watch aside from that segment.
UPF's tend to be worse.
I hate when Austin repeats What was said seconds before.
>>341282032
Jeff is the blackest person he knows and Austin likes to pretend he's black so probably not.
>its a pokemon episode
Literally cannot stop stuffing his fat face. I thought there was a rule about eating on stream.
>tfw you will never plan out your video game developer interviews with your bros
So when do we get a nice shot of Sam's ass? She's wearing leggings.
>>341268182
Who's the fat guy on the far right? I haven't followed GB closely much after Dan came on and they became le sardonic vidya men.
Fuck you, Nintendo.
i want to give sam my cummies!
>Nintendo is so boring they just get up and leave
Bravo
>>341282873
Please understand.
is this nintendo's worst e3 showing ever?
lol conference so bad they just left
told yall this was a shit show LOL so awful
>>341282923
wtf guy
>>341282789
Social justice warrior Austin
>Calling it a day
I don't blame them at all , jesus christ nintendo
THEY ONLY HAD TO HOLD OUT FOR TWO MORE MINUTES. THEY WERE SO CLOSE TO MAKING IT THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH.
>>341282970
Yeah. It's pretty bad.
Did they actually just leave?
I like how Jeff got tired of this shit, yet he still play fucking quiz games on every unprofessional friday and believe it is good content.
QUESTION:
Will Gamespot have a stage show this year like they used to have in the past?
MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION:
Will Omar be there doing the floor tour?
Save us Iwata.
>They just left
BRAVO VIDEO GAMES PRESS
>>341282490
they've been eating on stream for
ever.
Drew and Jason probably just lower their mic a little.
>>341282789
Austin Walker. Freelance games journo writer. Likes mechs, cyberpunk, and strategy games. A decent presence when he's not having to remind that he's half black.
>>341283125
Kek so true. Nintendo streams and UPF are basically the same thing except one is actually scripted
>>341283218
I think so, E3 Live! is in the giantbomb countdown list.
I'm snoring
>match time 60 minutes
fucking kill me
So did the fat nigger get triggered again?
>>341283060
>>341283365
Thanks boys. He seems to be trying really hard, is that common?
>jeff literally got up and left
KEK
fucking nintendo
>after this is only zelda
>2(two) games
Jesus christ
>>341268182
FFA in pokemon is pretty cool actually
this is not the right place to show it and in this style
>>341283569
Yes.
>>341283569
Trying isn't bad, continuous failure is.
>>341283125
What do you mean by Quiz Games?
>>341283569
Kind of.
when are they having they guest segment? i gotta be on that when lang comes through.
>>341283757
doom
>>341283664
Yeah this is definitely treehouse post show shit. You'd think after a rough year, Nintendo would line up a series of bangers. Goddamnit.
>>341283664
They aren't showing for the press, they're showing for whatever die-hard Pokémon fans there are. This whole E3 was probably a huge punt because they just weren't ready with NX stuff yet, or the Neo/Scorpio leaks spooked them.
Honestly this Pokémon thing is like showing someone a loaf of bread. There's nothing surprising about this at all.
>Game has a time limit
>Match time: 58:36
>>341283829
6PM today, 5PM tomorrow, 6PM the next day.
>>341283829
>Giant Bomb LIVE! at E3 2016: Day 01: Staff Impressions
>LIVE SHOW ON JUN 14, 2016 08:00 PM
>Giant Bomb LIVE! at E3 2016: Day 01
>LIVE SHOW ON JUN 14, 2016 09:00 PM
9 pst
>>341283634
They have a full day live stream where they will be showing FExSMT, Federation Force, Dragon Quest VII, Monster Hunter Generation, Pokemon Go, and probably some indie titles.
Not a good listing, but hey it's more than two I guess.
>>341274439
Meanwhile Woolie from SBFP laughed his ass off at the coon jokes.
>40 minute long pokemon gameplay segment to start the show
who the fuck thought this was a good idea
>>341283829
in, like, 8 hours.
FINALLY. FINALLY.
>>341274768
The same brothers who whined over E3 GLORIFYING guns after the Orlando shootings?
Yes, cancel a multimillion dollar event that has been planned for a year and blame video games.
Fuck all of the McElroys.
>2 games
why even have a conference
>>341284148
still better than a zelda game that's going to flop.
Finally over holy shit
>>341283757
Quiz games.
http://www.giantbomb.com/trivia/3015-2810/
Nice stream you lazy fat cunts
This isn't a real presentation, it's the same hangour daylong thing they did last year. Are the Giant Bomb guys coming back when Zelda shows up?
>>341284148
>the show
It's literally just this and Zelda, they have nothing.
Are we done? Can I go watch Ubi and Sony now?
What is this 0 effort garbage?
>>341284363
because its publicity
>>341284148
People were giving me shit because of how I scored my E3 report card.
Watching this stream, THIS IS WHY!!!
Okay everyone, how did you feel about that last segment.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10483845
>>341284536
It's all over now. You can watch what you want and be free. Make me proud, son!
>>341284536
you could, but those were shit. personally, i'm going to go yank on my weewee.
>>341284553
I know Nintendo really fucked up this year.
>>341284484
most of them have to leave to see games.
i think vinny said he's got nothing to do for awhile so he might come back.
>2 (two) games
>zelda looks like a early 2009 game, nothing impressive
>yet another pokemon game that looks exactly like the previous 2 (with shit framerate)
time for this shiteating company to go under
>>341284536
It ended after the Zelda trailer.
>>341282389
>the triggering
Whats this now? I missed the Ubi one.
>>341284987
hi mad kiddo
This was all because Nintendo had to cut their 30min segment on their new Gay Bar Shooter ip right?
>>341283664
>FFA
what
>>341284363
Unlike half the industry, Nintendo still sees some sort of value in E3. Also, the last thing we need is Bethesda getting even more booth space.
holy fucking christ the captcha machine ran out of addresses and is spitting random untypeable garbage
>Can't handle 45 minutes of Pokémon.
>Will eat all other shit right up then discuss said shit for hours.
This is why the Bombcast is so fucking boring. No one is ever allowed to talk about things Jeff and Brad don't care about.
>>341285113
Austin got offended by the South Park trailer.
>plan to only show two games in an all day stream
>still have 10 minutes of dead air in between games
What the actual fuck Nintendo?
>>341285193
free for all
>>341285243
cause this is a piece of shit
>that Zelda trailer
Holy shit, is it finally over for Big N?
>>341285113
Be quiet, you silly coon.
>>341285412
They gotta notify Twitch so when they show Zelda all of Twitch won't go down.
>>341285243
But literally no one cared about Pokemon. The demo was going on for too long even if you did. They literally showed the same battle between the same two pokemon two times in a row. It's like a bad Let's Play.
Bravo Nintendo!
>>341285623
seems like it, it will also flop
>>341285261
Is there a youtube link to this? Sounds pretty funny.
>>341285243
Maybe because it's the exact same game it has been for 15 years. If it was on any other system people would be screaming rehash.
>>341285243
>45 minutes of the same gameplay in a new fucking hat that game freak has had for nearly 2 decades
Yeah what is actually left to talk about?
>>341285719
Ayyyy
Real talk, it's time for Nintendo to go third party. This E3 shit is pathetic.
>>341285745
ubi press conference video at 1 hour 20, basically when south park gets announced
>>341285857
But duuuuuude they added in free for all battle mode that thing that everyone totally has been asking for for years dawg.
How could you possibly not be hyped?
>>341285661
"We're going to show self a around 10:00" is all they had to say. Then I don't know do doe fucking skits or show more adverts while you wait for things to get set up. This is just super lazy
>this music on the last guardian trailer
>>341285745
See >>341270374
He tried to play it off like he was "bored" and that "the presentation was bad" but >>341271653 is what happened :^)
>>341285243
Dude it's fucking Pokemon
I actually don't care for Zelda, it's not like I have a nintendo console
Not sure why I'm here.
Oh nice, more people eating on the stream, Ryan would be proud.
What is this Kingdom Hearts 2 shit
Gyaru Link
Who's ready for Dan to eat Nintendo's ass like groceries for an hour?
Rip and tear link, Rip and tear.
>Link starts dead
Oh shit.
alright i'm not that into most new zelda stuff but this looks... kinda cool
>>341286991
i've been a nintendofag all my life but i care 0 for mario and zelda
>ITEM DESCRIPTIONS
OOOOOH SHIIIT
>>341286808
"ohh man this looks SOOOO COOOL"
"I'm gonna buy so many amiibos"
"This looks like REAAALYY GOOD"
I swear if I shat in his mouth he'd enjoy it
>>341287545
DEEPEST LORE
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>zelda getting more traditional rpg mechanics
>lapping it up like this shit hasnt existed for 30 years
lol. HORY SHET ARMOR VALUES!
and they expect this to be a reason to own a console? i mean it is their only game...
Oh god
>Crafting
>Cooking
I hate this already
good to know
Has Miyamoto shown up at all yet? I haven't been following outside of conferences.
It's over, lads. Put that Wii U on craigslist while there's still enough suckers who get hyped by this shit.
>>341287835
>still shitposting
you are supposed to be at the sony event clapping dumbass intern
Does Dan know of any synonyms for the word "cool"?
Is that old guy Ganon?
This is totally Elder Scrolls: Zelda
All interest is lost.
>>341288202
I already sold mine.
I'm probably going to buy the NX though if they have decent launch games for it.
>>341288359
He's Link from the future's past.
>puts flaming stick into inventory after lighting grass on fire
He's. Still. Eating.
>>341268904
previously recorded
Oh, fuck off Jeff. Fuck off, Brad. I fucking hate when they start begging for voice acting. WHO CARES!? It just limits shit.
is iwata going to show up?
>>341288359
Yes.
>>341288389
the stamina bar and SHRINE OF RESSURECTION reminded me of dark souls
>>341288713
Fucking tell me about it. I fucking hate how everything has to have voice acting now.
hmmm framerate
game looks pretty good but god damn thats framey, looks like sub 20 fps
>>341288753
Nah, him and Ryan are dead. Their bodies are fully discomposed
>>341288713
What does it limit?
I understand in the case of the MC, because then if you have dialogue options it'll most likely prevent you from truly having your own experience, because then a thing like Fallout 4 happens and all of the dialogue trees are directed towards only one track of mind.
But having NPC's talk doesn't seem to have any immediate repercussions to the player character.
The only one I can think of is the amount of money and time it can take to get those lines off. Which if you are referring to that then sure.
reminds me of the first time i played oblivion
>zombies
>crafting
>survival
All that's left is early access
Is this running on Wii U?
What's a game like this that I can play right now?
>>341289764
yeah
looks nice because of that
FASHION ZELDA
>>341289818
Dragon's Dogma
Any Souls game
Elder Scrolls Morrowind-Skyrim
>>341289818
dragon's dogma
>>341289818
go on steam>survival
take your pick
those mechs look straight out of laputa castle in the sky
havent tuned into giant bomb in a while. where's ryan? whats with this indian guy on the far right?
also. is iwata going to appear on this press conference or what?
>>341290218
art direction for this is great so far
probably not gonna play it though
>>341289648
>But having NPC's talk doesn't seem to have any immediate repercussions to the player character.
Either they sound all the same or there are inherently less lines you can use for the same cost.
>>341289818
Witcher 3
Vinny: "WOW. THIS GAME FIXES EVERY CRITICISM I'VE EVER HAD FOR A ZELDA GAME!!!!!"
Everyone else: "Ummm, let's wait and see the rest of the game..."
>>341290286
Ryan died from obesity a few years ago. Patrick left, and Austin took over.
stfu Dan no one cares
>>341290286
Ryan is on his honeymoon, and the indian guy is an intern.
>>341289818
two worlds is probably the same, quality and depth wise
>>341289818
go to steam top sellers and pick one
>HEY GUYS I LIKE MAJORA IM A CONTRARIAN ISN'T THAT FUNNY!?
>GUYS!?
watching Link ragdoll is really fucking surreal
>>341290746
I hate to say it, but that retard is right this time.
>>341290286
Ryan went to get a pack of cigarettes. Should be back any time now
>>341289818
Darksiders 2
>>341290746
Majora is the best Zelda by a fucking country mile.
>>341290873
Maybe he ran into my dad.
>>341290286
Ryan was murdered by his wife and Patrick on his wedding night. Iwata died of aids last year. That Indian guy just delivered some food and ask if he could hang out.
>>341290525
They are and have always been Microsoft fanboys
>>341290286
>indian guy
POO IN THE LOO
>that frame rate
i didn't think it was possible to make zelda combat an worse, but they managed to do it. OoT combat is better.
God, I dunno. This just looks so boring and derivative, which is really strange coming from Nintendo. This looks like a game I would pirate, play for two hours and then just stop.
>>341291456
Yeah I guess that's why a Nintendo game won GOTY last year.
how tall is vinny? i always though he was tall but jeff towers him and he's 6'3 so that wouldnt happen unless vinny was sub 6ft
all i know for sure is dan is a 5'7 turbomanlet
>>341290381
I feel like an idiot now for not thinking of that.
>>341291494
Get the NX version
>>341292237
Honestly, I think that only becomes a problem when devs want literally every line to be voiced like Bethesda. Japan seems to be content with voicing key scenes and having the rest be text boxes.
>>341292025
Surprisingly enough this is new for Nintendo, and more specifically the Zelda series as a whole. So if this ends up tanking they will most likely go back to how they did Zelda before, and then people will complain how they aren't innovating enough, and the wheel in the sky keeps on turning.
>>341291210
I thought Ryan was crushed by an arcade cabinet. On his very last podcast, he suspiciously talked about that possibility while in the process of moving cabinets between places.
>>341292826
Turns out he married that cabinet.
>>341292826
He died of sleep apnea.
That's it?
>>341292708
Aping the bland shit that's currently popular doesn't count as innovation. If the next Zelda was a CoD rip off with a Zelda skin plastered on would you consider that innovative too?
>>341268873
At least everyone else just ignored him.
Alright another poll because why not.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484162
>>341268863
>that's the same time the king makes a comeback on CS:GO
>this scheduled annual event is the same time some people are playing old video games
So?
>>341293124
It makes sense, but did they ever actually clarify that? I'm pretty sure Jeff was purposefully keeping a tight lip about it.
Now that I think about it, though, if that is indeed the case, it's actually very selfish for Jeff to hide that information. It would've been a public service to remind all of their listeners to check for their own health. Personally, I never even thought about sleep apnea before until the Pat talked on the Friendcast about how he found out that he has it and now has a machine.
>>341288634
Jack is fucking joyless.
>>341294529
>partied too hard on his honeymoon
>crashed in his bed
>never woke up
thats all that happened
this was a terrible shit show i told yall the commentary was fucking junk, told yall to now watch it this year, coon triggered moment pretty much ruined e3. then they all sat there trying to shit on sony yet again, liked i called it knowing they'd try it again, when CLEARLY sony fucking dominated everyone else
lol
theres no reason to even own an xbone now, and they spent 20 minutes trying to pitch another iteration of xbox, when nobody bought the last iteration
Where is Allison Rapp? Ninty, what the heck? ;/
>>341295105
:^)
Apparently hackers are gunna try to leak the demo to the public today
>>341294529
I believe his dad confirmed that.
>>341295267
What type of space slav magic do they have?
>>341295470
as a cover up for basically >>341294838
one of his last tweets was how he'd gotten very little sleep in the past few days with an added "not like im gonna die though!"
