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>that player who keeps saying weird and unfunny shit no one on the server replies to
>>341262558
that would be me. I always post some memes to global chat that no one ever replies to
stop drakeposting
>>341262558
is that me?
i remember very clearly back in the early days of halo 3 multiplayer i was in one match where a little hispanic kid kept saying "SOAPY BURRITO SOAPY BURRITO SOAPY BURRITO"
was pretty weird, no one asked why, he just kept saying it for the whole match
>>341262558
That's me, i always shout memes and see if somebody responds back.At least i do that when im not playing with /v/
>>341263030
That's lil Kodak the finesse kid. Who's hot as him?
>say weird shit for fun
>people find it funny and respond with jokes too
it's a good feelin'
>>341262558
Are you german?
Once I told a german a joke and he just replied with "ok". Fucking humorless krauts.
>>341263834
Remember how Halo 3 had proximity chat? Where you could talk to an opposing player as long as you were close enough? I remember a Grifball match where a kid would only say SUCK MY BABY DICK every time he swung the hammer
> that guy that awkwardly tries to hit on a chick in the server
> bonus points if he offers to buy her games if she just adds him as a friend
WHY?
H
Y
?
>>341262558
>On voicechat.
>They try to be a 'personality' and do a grating fake 'comical' laugh all the time.
>>341264291
what a fuckin champ
>>341262558
>clearly a whitey white white kid
>singing off key
>trying to rape
>telling him to shut up just make him louder
>starts team killsing or trolling the lobby
Why do white boys have such fragile egos?
>>341264258
> German guy joins
> ask him how he's doing
> none of your business
Jesus, I was just being nice
>>341264863
kek
t. german
>>341264853
Found the pedo
>>341264735
>trying to rape
Excuse me, what?
>>341264853
nice try Dan
>>341264853
it's funny because he wouldn't dare touch an adult female like that as she'd tell him to fuck off
>The crouching Heavy spamming "Help" with his sandvich out
Thanks to that Youtube faggot for starting that shit.
>>341262558
>that kid that tries to be funny on the chat
>bottom of the leaderboard with a meme as his avatar
>>341264863
>I was just being nice
zhey believe in nazzing!
>>341262896
>>341262558
I have that problem
>>341264393
>playing TTT back in the good old days of GMod in 2010
>one female player on server
>she's playing dumb and simply sucks dick at the game
>she's talking on the mic and a handful of guys are basically fighting for her attention, asking questions and agreeing with everything she says
>write "why is everyone paying so much attention to calski? is it because she has a vagina?"
>dozen of people go lol in chat and over mic
>mfw
I never understood how you can be so thirsty in online games. When I was a kid playing online I though "Maybe I will be like this too when I'm around 16 and know there is a girl online?". Nope. It's just cringy virgins who do that.
>>341262896
I feel your pain
>>341264863
>Join server
>Oi m8 watcha doin'? killin' some jews?
Contain your autism you fucking anglos
>talking in pubs
>playing pubs
>>341264863
My complete experience with krauts
>that one guy who wont shut the fuck up about how oh so depresssed he is and how oh so terrible his life is
>donald trump has joined the sever
>talks about building walls
>acts like the average /pol/fag with an IQ of 43
>incredibly unfunny
>nobody responds
>that kid trying to crack "jokes" and be friends with everyone
Fuck off, I just want my damn loot.
>>341265818
>make [game] great again
>>341265264
pedophiles are inherently predatory. even the ones that don't fully act on their fantasies.
>that guy who tells everyone to "git gud" and "l2p"
>he loses against me everytime
>mfw
>If I lose my teammate lost me the game.
>If I won it's because of my individual effort.
>Spergs out hardcore when people call him out for being the faggot he is.
>>341265407
>It's the rocket jumper+market gardener soldier
Also thanks to whatever that Youtubers name who brought that to mainstream attention.
>that player that would constantly taunt in a doa match while fighting in a tourney
that was me
>>341267090
fug how did this end up in the wrong thread
>absolutely destroy one particular player
>he manages to land a kill when you were under half health after killing half of his team
>taunts
>lenny face
>"gg ez"
>>341265763
>tell him to stop spamming the chat with his stupid life and if he was going to do it then do it
>he goes quiet
>he leaves the lobby
>>341264406
we have a saying here in Austria:
>If she's older than 9 it will fit
>If she's 2 it will also fit, but demand more effort
It's funnier in our native tongue because it rhymes. Other kids used to say it in the park where we played all the time but I was too young to understand back then.
>>341264056
TOLD MY DOCTOR IM A HEALTHY KID I SMOKE BROCCOLI
>guy joins
>immediately starts ranting about n*****s
>admin asks him politely to stop
>does he?
>no, instead her spams the mic with N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R until he's banned
I wonder what makes such a person tick
>>341265818
is that you?
>that guy who says "gg ez" after every game
>>341262558
le destruction nigger xDDDD
>>341268507
This used to be me
>>341268086
Old enough to count, old enough to mount
>>341263792
It's his little sister, nigger
>>341265818
>donald trump has joined the server
>talks about building walls
>total shitposting starts on chat between liberals and conservatives
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE SERVER
>>341268086
Underrated post tbqh
>>341267319
>do this all the time
>the person who is better than me beating me gets mad
>keep it up. rub the kill in his face
>he gets really mad
>wants me to admit that he is better or something
>just keep gloating about one kill
>he starts to target me
>taunts, tbags, etc
>call him mad
>he yells
LMAO
>>341268208
I wonder why you censor yourself, nigger
>>341265818
t. buttmad bernout
>playing league and two-three of my teammates starts bad mouthing each other
>during a teamfight or something one of them dies and blames the jungler/mage/adc for being shit
>the blamed player STOPS MID FIGHT to respond and dies and later types "WTH, I WAS TYPING!!"
when my team start's trash talking each other, I try to keep my mouth shut and do my job because i found that doing so I won't be dragged into the argument even if I'm 0/8
>>341268934
I touch my little sister in the head not in their body
he is a sick bastard
>join Merril's Marauders server
>properly communicate tactics and information allowing efficient coordination
>just fucking kidding they're arguing about politics even if they have no idea what they're talking about
>>341269596
He's just awkward. My younger brother is like that. He doesn't understand personal space.
>>341262558
>That player who is a male and acts like a Girly Whore
>That player who try to get all the attention of the males of the guild to ERP with them
>That player acts acts all gay and pretends to suck dick in game
>>341269548
until someone points out that you have the worst k/d ratio and then everyone blames you
thank god i don't play shit games anymore
That one kid in gym class who gets called to up to start the pacer test and immediately yells nope and noclips out of the gym.
Fuck you John. I had to run after you.
>>341268208
>n*****s
>chatting with bros while they play guild wars 2
>guys are fine to make jokes while they play
>one dudes wife is the only one taking the game awkwardly, excessively seriously and getting mad at the guys talking to me
>>341268086
>underrated
>>341269983
not when the jungler hasn't been ganking all game
or mid hasn't been calling mia on their fed mage
or when the adc has a low farm score
>>341265534
I'm a cringy virgin but I don't do this shit. The real element at work at shit like this is desperation.
>>341269548
This is why I never fucking solo queue anymore.
>>341264863
German guy here, what would be the correct answer?
>>341265534
It's not even just cringy virgins, because I was a cringy virgin as a teen and I didn't do that shit.
The key here is it's cringy virgins who have no real interaction with women in their lives, and still think they fart rainbows and poop soft serve ice cream.
>>341270532
Americans want you to say 'good' in response to that, even if you're not.
>>341270532
asking someone how they're doing is just American small talk. The standard response is "pretty good, you?" or some variation. You're basically giving a meaningless platitude acknowledging the other person exists and has feelings, but keep it completely platonic and don't reveal any of those feelings.
>TF2
>taunt after killing someone
>they start sperging in chat
>>341262558
literally me
>>341271092
>mfw ask someone how they're doing and they say bad because a loved one died
No no no.
>>341270532
>what would be the correct answer
christ, are all germans autistic or something?
>>341271092
That's actually the best description of that behavior that I've ever read. Makes a lot of sense.
>>341271328
you just laugh in their face for bringing that shit into a game
Video games are a mens hobby and women ruin it.
>>341268208
fuck off nigger
>girl talks on mic
>entire server bends over backwards for her
>dozens of permavirgins asking for friend requests
>gang of neckbeards form a constant possi around her
>voice chat discussion is nothing but nu-males replying to everything she says and opening their mics to laugh when she tells bad or good joke
>>341270938
>>341271092
That's not true at all tho. Unless you're using it as a passing greeting and don't plan on interacting with that person beyond said greeting.
>>341268208
>censoring yourself
It's a good idea, you don't want the reddit mods to see you and delete your post
>>341271734
>Unless you're using it as a passing greeting
That's usually how it is.
>That one player that gets mad a and sends you messages after you kill them 5 times in a row.
Don't get mad get even dude.
>>341270532
the correct answer is to also say "how you doing?"
>>341272068
These are the best, because they're almost always shit like "YOU THINK UR GOOD OR SOMETHING????"
>>341271734
>using it as a greeting
I don't get it and I'm an American. If I ask someone how they're doing it's because I'm genuinely interested. Otherwise I just stick to "godd mornin/evening"
>>341264056
My man Cartier
>>341271092
Its seems weird to me because not only was I basement-dwelling autist but even if I did step outside, you would rarely hear such platitudes in New Jersey.
>that player getting rekt and banter
>talks like hes not mad
>proceeds to play like someone in full 200% rage mode would do
>>341265818
>Retarded shitposter flooding global with /pol/ memes
>People are dumb enough to respond seriously
>I just wanna try and find a party or trade but it keeps getting drowned out
Yes, I am mad.
>my kills = my skills, my deaths = everybody else's fault
I havent played league in 9 months because 80% of the community is like that
I like to find someone on global chats that are arguing with someone or raging and flaming people.
And then I say something like "X you're usually a nice guy, I don't know what got you so riled up"
It gets people off the guard so often, they get confuses.
>>341271725
it's weird because IRL this happens all the time. I even have to fight the urge to jump at the one girl in an all male group. It's some instinct.
>>341262558
Go back to /tg/
>Just going to mute you
>5 minutes later
>I'm muting you
>10 minutes later
>I'm fucking muting you
>30 minutes later
>Dude I'm muting you, faggot
>1 hour later
>Dude you're such a fucking retard I'm going to fucking mute you, you piece of shit.
>>341273408
I see it all the time in CS courses, feel same way. Every now and again I'll be walking by, one of them will ask me how I'm doing, I'll crack a joke and the girl (who I don't even properly know) will smile at me. Feels good
>>341275064
They're just pining away for (You)'s
>>341273408
I've noticed this as well. Weird stuff, but I guess, as you said it's instinct or some shit like that.
Although I hardly encounter things like that nowadays.
>>341275064
>guy you roasted 9 minutes keeps trying to get your attention
>tell them to stop being so autistic
>they stop talking for the rest of the game
>>341264735
t. Tyrone
how come whenever I play with russians and the polish and the norwegian or whatever is in that region how come they speak english???
They have their own language, how do they ALLL know how to speak english though?
>>341270798
>The key here is it's cringy virgins who have no real interaction with women in their lives, and still think they fart rainbows and poop soft serve ice cream.
>tfw this delusion is already shattered when you grow up with a sister and realize girls are more chaotic and just as gross as boys
Sometimes even grosser when you walk to the bathroom and the toilet is stained with blood and a badly flushed down tampon.
>joins blu as last point is capped
>"all me :^)"
>>341262558
>that player who fucks with you specifically
>"killstealing faggot"
>>341277297
>that player who doesn't like your name, or talks shit about your avatar and comes after you because of it
>that player that's actually just tsundere for you, b-baka
>>341276851
because non americans know there's more than 1 country in the world and learn other languages
>>341271380
Yes
>"that" player
>that player who keeps saying weird and unfunny shit no one on the server replies to
literally all of 4chan
>>341265891
>he says while unironically posting the green froggy
>>341278365
Kys weebfag
>brb smoke
>>341279531
pepe hate is reddit-tier now. get with the times, faggot.
>two people arguing in the chat
>one says "Yeah well your mom sucked my dick!"
>"..Dude, don't say that. My mom is dead."
>other guy keeps apologizing and looks like a retard
>>341280010
>pepe hate
It's a green frog, no need to try and give it a name.
>r-r-reddit
typical
>>341280369
kys
>>341271380
yes
>>341271725
>have a girl over
>ask her to talk something to the mic
>whole server goes apeshit
>pretend to be a grill and get free games
>delete and block the people
Those autists are so easy to exploit.
>>341279697
literally and figuratively no one say that
>>341280637
Reddit tier response anon
>>341281585
kys
>join public lobby in l4d2
>host faggot keeps pestering everybody with questions
>leave lobby
I just want to shoot some zombies faggot I don't want to be part of your faggy little inner circle.
>>341281662
>This Post was brought to you by summer
>>341271168
>taunting after killling
i bet you do it unironically
>>341282051
kys
>>341262558
>That guy who does this in real life
I stopped playing multiplayer many years ago, but remember how alot of people where screaming unnecessary. Is that still a thing? Is it safe to come back?
>that guy who never talks, but constantly blasts horrible rap music out of his phone at full blast.
>that kid who yells at his team every time he dies.
>the guy who doesn't realize his mike is on and is arguing with his mother.
>That player who was dead silent while everyone else joked and had a good time
>When someone addressed him he'd nervously stutter and try too hard to please
>be me when i was younger
>mum finally buys me the Xbox Live wireless Adapter
>Tell her i'll do all my homework before i play any games
>She believes, Whatachump.tdk
Load up Halo 3
>Though everyone would be real nice to me and care about everything i said, would ask people for tactics, best routes to take to flank, literally would ask people how their week had gone
>Fucking Kraut calls me a 'nigger fucking jew'
>cry to my mum and never play online for a couple of weeks.
>>341283039
Delete this
>>341283126
Top kek, krauts a shitters
>>341272584
>work at a gas station
>every other person is a white trash druggie asking for "$2 regular"
>>341271734
based autism
>>341264258
that was you? fucking asshole
i dont exactly remember what you said, but it was offensive to me at the time.
>>341262896
My neck. My back. Lick my bussy, and my sack.
Heard this nearly every day in Nost from some cuck in STV. I have no idea why he kept spouting it.
>>341284161
That's not even how the track goes.
>Hey, do you want to group up and play another round after this?
>>341262558
GAhdshasyudmasmd klasjdjas saduqo jashdiqpdpsad,mcas asdjdHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That's what I hear in every fucking game with mic chat in multiplayer.
>>341281418
>gf (now ex) comes over
>asks if she can use mic while I play
>acts drunk
>tells server she has to take a shot every death
>getting hunted down constantly
>teammates trying to flirt asking to be sent pics etc
>friend requests start flooding in
>couple of guys send pictures of their hairy chests
>"you like? ;)"
>we laugh at the desperation
I kinda miss her now...
>>341285563
>mfw she did like
>>341285424
No, you're pretty shit and I don't want some autist dragging me down.
>ARMY_SGT_BATALLION_8543 joins server
>brings up his military service several times
>>341285563
had similar shit happen with me and my girlfriend.
bunch of guildies asking us to have sex while they listen and shit.
>>341286256
>Armyfags
Truly the worst branch
I have yet to join a pub and see a guy ask how our day was.
I have fucking 1k hours in TF2
Where do you find them?
>faggots who green text in chat
>faggots who green text in the comments for video trailers
Keep /v/ in /v/, you fucking spergs.
>>341286507
>not just moaning into the mic together
could have done your guild a solid since they aren't getting any action
>>341268086
Austria sprachen Deutsche ja? Was ist die Ausdruck?
>Pistol round in CS
>"How's everyone doi-"
>"B"
>"A"
>"A"
>"B"
Just shh, play the game. Call out. Talk strats. Chat after we've won.
>>341287979
I do this but only if I'm playing with my brother who is a lurker
>>341288223
Still stupid. Arguably worse. I don't go up to my cousin's and tell them about some shitty image macro I found on /v/.
>>341287979
People do this every where, it makes me cringe.
>>341288613
It's the worst when they do this whilst acting smug, edgy and contrarian.
>>341283126
you nigger fucking jew
>That one guy who makes jokes about sexual acts with animals way too often
>>341289293
>he sells out and the comic goes to shit
>some dude is being generally obnoxious and won't shut up in the game
>tell him to shut the fuck up, quit being a little bitch, and play the game
>get banned
>>341262558
>that player who draws dicks with bullets on walls
>>341262896
I CAN'T CONTROL MY AUTISIM AND UT FUCKING HURTS
>>341289640
Been doing it for like 20 years now, never gets old.
>>341276243
>>341273408
>Be in college science class
>7 to 3 male to female ratio
>"Okay get in groups"
>I pair up with the guy next to me and 4/10 asian girl because they're in my immediate vicinity
>Literal crowds of guys surrounding the hot girls that sit in the front
>We all make fun of them together
>>341288559
I doubt your cousins are lurkers and would share your humor. False equivalence, faggot
>>341279697
>Not smoking while playing
>Not putting your computer in a box with a vent to the other room to keep it smoke free and your room cool
>>341289904
yet you do, and that's kinda sad
>>341283039
Kill yourself.
>That one guy who thinks he's the center of attention and gives 24/7 running commentary of what he is doing
>>341264863
It's either that or
>german guy joins
>forces smilies in everything :)
>>341280310
>"dude don't say that my mom is dead"
>"i know"
>>341290530
>getting old is sad
No sadder than anything else we can't control, and a lot less sad than many things.
>>341289983
The point remains. Why the fuck would you talk openly about 4chan to anyone, let alone family?
>>341289931
i actually got my ex gf like that
10+ males jumped onto her like hyenas at some party
after she had enough of the beta orbit we started to chat some and that was basically it
>>341286507
Did you ever find out what those guildies looked like?
>LEATHER PLETHER
>>341290530
That's what I like about drawing dicks on walls... I get older, they stay the same age. Heheheheh...
>>341290786
no, the fact that you're acting like an immature /b/tard at age 30+ is sad, friendo
>>341285424
>that guy who despite meeting you in a random lobby, invites you to a party
>tfw he sends a friend request
>>341285563
>Have female roommate
>Whenever I want someone's item I just have her send a voice message on my account asking for it
>Get added to groups and gifted shit 2 out of 3 times
My steam name is Barbara Ann because I like the Beach Boys and there's one guy who always wants to help me out and bought me terraria when it was still 20 bucks so I could play with him
>>341290865
Because he's just as likely to spout memes and show me shit as I am? I'm sorry if you don't have that sort of relationship with any immediate family members
>>341291016
alright alright alright
>>341263834
Remember when you could play Gears of War single player co-op with a random person online? I once joined up with some Hispanic kid who kept saying "say hello to my little friend" and would only run up to enemy grunts with the chainsaw bayonet revved
>>341265407
>see one of those on my team
>go spy
>disguise as him
> switch to sandvich and crouch
> free backstabs on benevolent individuals
I had a friend who used to infrequently send us furry porn "as a joke" and then eventually "came out" while we played age of empires. Everyone just spammed 11 into the chat and we never talked to him again. He was the type of guy you described
>>341264258
>German joins the server
>"O hi X3"
>>341291195
Not as sad as you getting mad at what I do by myself in fps games my man.
>>341291384
>meme spouting
There's your problem. Unless you're like 14, repetitive images of shitty jokes should be funny. That's this board is rarely humorous at all now and filled with manchildren.
>>341291820
I'm not getting mad, your post just made feel pitiful.
>>341265818
>trump joins server
>actually builds walls
Thanks Ace of Spaces
>>341291227
>Be playing DS3 with the lucerne
>Murdering in a fight club for 30 minutes straight because because people don't understand counter damage
>Get invited to a group called "DS3 MLG PVP club"
>Combination of shame and honor
>>341291935
>I'm not getting mad
Oh, you mad
>>341265407
>Heavy in Skyrim hat crouching in spawn room spamming "Put dispenser here" in some helium voice mod
You're literally a drain on the rest of the team who're actually playing, go fuck around in an idle server or something
>>341291909
We're both in our 20s and its not like memes are only image macros now. A lot of the shit we talk about is from cringe threads and people going apeshit
>>341291935
>No really I'm not even upset. I'm making this post to tell you how not upset I am
>>341291935
>feeling pitiful over a random guys post
you need to get your priorities straight. You should only feel pitiful for your own flaws.
>>341292413
Legitimately enjoying memes is cringe worthy in itself and cringe threads are /b/ tier.
>>341265534
>a gamer girl joins our little steam group to play games with us
>she sucks balls and is actually purposefully playing ignorant to seem cute but to me it's actually mildly annoying
>the desperate virgin keeps licking her boots and babysits her in every game we play, protecting her by going tank and sticking by her side and pretending to be interested in her vain bullshit
>I simply treat her as an equal, I invite her to the party when we are all ready to play games, and I thank her for playing with us when it's all over
>she and the virgin cteep are starting to go into private calls together and playing co-op games together
It's actually starting to look like they might be hooking up. I thought you fuckers said that this shit never works?
>>341271168
>TF2
>>341262558
Mark My words, the day I get a mic I'm going to talk so much shit no matter what I'm doing. You all will have to put up with my shit for once
>>341278930
>darkluigi
>dickeater
>jizzdragon
>eviljesus
hard keks
>Little kid with annoying voice spams the mic
>Add music in the background that sounds like shit because is too far away from the mic to hear it clear
>Has the mic on always
>I proceed to mute him
>Another guy starts talking
>"Shut up already"
>Kid doesn't do it, 2nd guy keeps saying the same thing, but angrier.
>"FUCKING SHUT UP ALREADY YOU DUMB KID"
>Me "Just mute him"
>No more arguing for the rest of the game
I wish it was just a one time occurrence.
>>341292931
She wants attention and the creep is giving it to her. She'll cuck him with another dude soon though.
>>341292732
>stop being happy with your family
That's what you sound like right now
>>341270105
>That one kid who walks cross country
>Doesnt even try to jog
>have a free period when everyone finishes
>he doesnt finish so we cant play ball
>>341262558
>that player who goes on /v/ and makes "that player" threads
>>341293895
Good job putting words in my mouth.
>don't really talk in server, just play
>kill a guy a couple times
>friend requests me
No, fuck off
>>341292931
>Play counterstrike with 4 friends for a couple hours every week
>One time we get matched up with a cute sounding girl that lives across the country
>She sucks but is nice and funny
>Friend invites her to play with us and be our 5th
>She's good for a while but eventually stops caring about CS
>Just joins the match to talk while AFK
>Try to explain to the group that vent exists or we could use skype or something and not carry a dead player every game
>Everyone seems to think I just want her gone
>She understands and wants to switch
>Everyone is still mad
>Stratifies the group
>We literally stop talking over this
>I alone remain friends with girl
>>341292931
He's getting played. Let him get burned and maybe he won't be such a cuck in the future
>>341280310
>"..Dude, don't say that. My mom is dead."
>"i know, i killed her while fucking"
>>341293903
>that one fat fuck who pretends to faint
>heralded as a hero when he finally managed to walk a single lap by the end of the hour
>>341289829
>UT FUCKING HURTS
then play quake instead, geez
>that autistic faggot that keys his mic whenever he laughs
>that player who "wants to trade"
>that player who's kids won't shut the fuck up, like damn dude be a parent.
>that player who says widow isn't OP and we just need to learn to play
>>341270532
Just say if you're having a good day or not, stop overthinking it. No need to go into every minutia of detail either.
>>341292931
>>I simply treat her as an equal
>>and I thank her for playing with us when it's all over
No you didn't treat her equally. You are just another faggot who put her on the pedestal.
And he is literally just online orbiting her.
>>341294767
No, just say you're fine. If you say you're having a bad day people will either clam up and get awkward or start prying into your shit.
My default reply to "How's it going?" is a nice, neutral "It's going."
>that player who says "ROFLSTOMPING NOOBIES"
>breathing into the mic
Use key talk you fucking knuckledragger
>>341262558
>do really fucking well in a game against randoms
>one of them add you
>never talk to them or play with them again
I wonder why i even accept these requests if i never bother to play with them again.
>>341294546
>Be in gym class
>Don't want to run
>"Hey teacher I have a heart problem"
>No longer required to do any work or even stay in the gym because lolgymteacher
>Smoke weed in the forest behind school in gym for the next 2 years
>>341295089
>"It's going."
Same here, best response you can give if shit isn't so great for you at the moment.
>>341295089
Nah. I'm honest with people. If I'm not having a good day I'll say that. It's stupid to put on a happy face.
They asked the question, not me.
>>341294642
>No you didn't. You are just another faggot who put her on the pedestal.
I literally thank everyone in the group chat after we are all done. When the match is over and we all need a break from games I tell them all "Thanks for playing, good games." And usually finish with some personal comments like "hey blah blah I noticed you're getting better with such-and-such class."
You sound like an Autismo that doesn't have a group of friends to play with
>someone talks to me
>don't know what to say
why does my brain stop working when someone talks to me in a game
>>341291227
OH GOD THE CRINGE
I FUCKING REMEMBER DELETING MY GOD DAMN 5 YEAR OLD XBOX ACCOUNT BECAUSE OF THIS.
>be me
>play call of duty mw2
>shit talking to people online while tryharding my balls off
>one game i kill this retard who thought i was on his team
>this innocent little high pitch voice of a girl comes on and says something like
>" dangit! this game is hard ! "
>keep playing until the end of the game and leave lobby
>get voice message and party invite
>it's the girl
" hey anon you're pretty good can you teach me how to be so good? "
>panic
>get another party invite and almost shit self
>join out of some autistic level of fear
>join party and play one incredibly awkward game before desperately making a shitty excuse to get offline
>aw, okay anon can you play later?
>....maybe...
>get friends request
>decline and shut off xbox
>get on xbox after a week
>mfw i immediately get a invite from the girl
>she's extremely excited
>she thought the decline was a bug
>too scared to tell her i don't want to play with her
>begrudgingly join and she keeps wanting to play more call of duty together
>scared and uncomfortable i do because i badly wanted to play call of duty
>repeat until one fucking day
>uncomfortably playing in silence with her as usual
>mfw SwagAnon69 Has Joined The Party
>he was one of my real life friends
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>" what's up dude let's get on hal- "
>a scream of excitement fills the lobby as I preemptively tie my noose over my bed
>" HEEEEY DUDE COME PLAY WITH ME AND ANON "
>he immediately gets silent and one minute later i get a voice message saying " anon why the fuck are you playing with a little girl "
>instead of explaining my situation as a extreme beta, i decide to stop playing, delete my account , sell my xbox and cut off all contacts with him
I can't believe you brought this horrible fucking memory back to me.
>>341295495
I actually do and that's exactly the reason why I'm telling you you are a faggot.
Why would you thank people for playing with you, it's not like they did you a favor or had to put up with you. You sound like someone with low self-esteem to be honest.
>>341295947
Because your brain is too used to typing instead of talking
>that online friend you had for years
>one fucking dumb argument happens and he cuts off all contact with you
If you're out there, Frank123, I'm sorry man.
>>341268086
Noch nie davon gehört. Wie geht der Reim auf Deutsch?
>>341295428
I used to think like you, but then I realized it's just a stupid social convention to check if you're willing to initiate a conversation or something like that, they're not really asking if you're fine or not, they probably don't even care.
>that annoying kid who not only has a mic but keeps it on the whole time while he eats shit
>>341296420
>that online friend who you stopped talking to years ago
>still tries to awkwardly strike up a conversation every once in a while
>know you could delete him and never come in contact with him ever again in all of existence
>don't
>>341272584
That's common shit here in the Midwest, I go through that several times a day with random people.
>>341296276
jesus christ
>>341291195
People have been drawing dicks and profanity on walls since the dawn of Civilization.
I'm just trying to make my ancestors proud, Anon.
>>341294260
similar experience
>join WoW guild
>form friendships with some of them
>get to know one player pretty well
>fun to shoot the shit with
>gives me guild vent to talk with them
>it's a girl
>don't treat her any differently than before, have fun
>other guildies start harrassing/constant sexual remarks
>one finds out she lives in his state and stalks her
>get on one day and have a letter in the mail
>heartfelt letter about how much she appreciated my friendship and apologizing for switching servers but can't handle the creeps anymore
>guild dissolves shortly after she leaves
>never join a guild in WoW again
fucking aspies I swear
>>341296276
That's fucking hilarious
>>341296705
>that guy that intentionally plays shitty hip-hop over the mic
every fucking time in gta online
>>341262558
Im that guy.
And I laugh. Its the only thing that matters
>>341296276
>instead of explaining my situation as a extreme beta, i decide to stop playing, delete my account , sell my xbox and cut off all contacts with him
Are you fucking autistic or something?
>>341296807
Yeah and how old were those ancestors when they did that?
>>341296276
>be playing No More Room in Hell
>having a good time
>player that's clearly a kid shows up
>he's nice but still a kid, so sometimes annoying
>play a few rounds
>sends me a friend request
>ohboyherewego
>accept it
>suddenly wants to play all the time
>don't really want to
>look closer at his Steam ID
>it's a brony pic
>look at his small friendslist
>they're all bronies
>unfriend and block immediately
Almost felt bad for a secondStill kinda feel bad
>>341296807
There are literally dicks carved into the coliseum from when people watched the fights
It's always been hilarious
>>341296420
>>341296729
>tfw you still play games with people you met in runescape 12 years ago
Why was everyone in Runescape so social?
>>341296729
The internal battle is real anon.
>>341296705
>he talks while he's eating
This is the shit that annoys me the most, to the point I have to mute him until he's finished.
>>341296276
nigga
>>341296280
The only person here with low self-esteem is the pussy before me who cant congratulate his lads for a good afternoon of gaming. I doubt you use a microphone beyond the barest minimum of vague communication and coordination. And I bet you silently sulk when you lose too.
>>341296881
why didn't you just add her in whatever instant messenger you Americans were using at the time?
fucking online drama
>>341297107
Older than you. :^)
>>341264863
>German guy joins
>Call him Hitler
>He logs out
Oh come on, I thought they would be already accostumed to be called nazis online
>>341296276
>instead of explaining my situation as a extreme beta, i decide to stop playing, delete my account , sell my xbox and cut off all contacts with him
SOMEONE FUCKING SCREENCAP THIS
>>341297645
>German guy textspeak
>always has a face at the end
Why?
>>341297645
Probably was Hitler and he was scared he got figured out.
>>341297297
Aha, guess I just hurt your feelings if you respond like that. You probably thank girls too after you had sex with them.
Or at least you would if you ever got laid.
>friend keeps linking fanart for shit I don't care about
>constantly changing avatars as she jumps from fandom to fandom
>randomly vents at me
>threatened suicide multiple times and had to talk her out of it
Tumblr, not even once.
>that one friend who out of nowhere beat the fuck out of his dog while playing
It was a shock that's for sure
>that cod player who sends you a message saying you're shit after you single handedly stomp him and his team in a tdm
>>341262558
>that sperg guy with zero sense of humor
>immediately tries to ride to coattails of anyones jokes and drives shit into the ground
>gets told to shut the fuck up
>leaves
>that guy that is drunk as fuck and shouts everything
>the multiple people that tell him to calm down
>Playing Halo 4 the day after christmas with my friends
>Go up against group with clan names like squad1 squad2 squad3 etc
>Friend finds them and kills all of them at once which is weird since we all kind of suck
>Hear him say "Oh my god they're 10 years old"
>They are literally the worst I have ever seen
>Shooting without aiming or turning while strafing in circles
>We fight them and win without them getting a single kill
>They don't disconnect
>Continue murdering them for literally 5 hours straight
>Go up like 30 levels and max proficiency in 2 or 3 guns
>They're slowly getting better
>At one point they all kill my friend by ganging up on him
>They send us a voice message of 5 children shouting and cheering into the mic
>Be 30
>Playing online games after work
>Join a guild
>Voice chat is filled with teenagers
>Sounds like high school
>Feel awkward
>End up just playing the game solo or quitting entirely
Every time.
>>341297868
German internet culture. It's normal here. I mean I don't do it, but whenever someone finishes a sentence with ^^ I ask them if they are german and they usually say yes.
>>341298057
>He doesn't congratulate is woman and give her a round of applause for a blowjob well done
I'm ashamed to share this website with you.
>that guy who goes spectate so you aren't dominating him any more
always gives me a good lol
>>341298393
>wow you fuking nolife tryhard get laid faggot
Your tears only make me stronger.
>>341298623
They are all autistic and fuck animals
>>341298553
cute
>>341264735
You made it too obvious dude.
>be me
>be in a group, irl or online
>people around me have good time
>I tell something
>suddenly everyone is silent, their smiles frozen
>they just nod or say "....yeah"
>then they proceed to have fun again
WHY
I literally say the exact same shit normies do
what the fuck, can normies feels that I'm just trying to mimmick them?
>>341298623
Ah, makes sense. I always knew about the ^^ thing being German but the Huns that I've run in to use other faces. Usually XD.Good thing I can understand them when they talk "behind my back". Always good to know another language. It made for some hilarious encounters when I went to Germany with some non-German speaking friends and called people out on it.
>>341298542
That's me!
Playing with friends and drinking.
>"Don't tell me to shut up when your girlfriends a slut and fat too!"
Good times.
>>341297445
This was in BC so there was no cross realm communication so I had no way to get this information after she left. Had no email or anything to go off of at that time.
>that player who mutes his mic when his parents come in
>>341299402
>that guy that doesn't
>>341295428
Some people don't give a shit though, they only asked out of courtesy. If they were your friends or someone close to you it'd be different.
>>341299045
They can totally tell. You have to work on your autism friend. You can really tell when someone is trying to impress or trying too hard. Try giving less of a fuck, grace them with your presence speak when you have something to say not when you feel like you haven't said anything in a while
> 1 Kill
> 18 Deaths
>Worst player by a mile
>You guys suck at this game
Everytime
>>341262558
atl+f4 for cookies and hot girls
>>341299713
>2 kills
>20 deaths
>get the game winning kill
>they look at your KD and make fun of you for the rest of the night
It's so embarassing
>>341299125
Lass meinen Hintern in Ruhe Anglo XD
>>341299702
Leck mich am Arsch :^)
>when you delete someone from your friends list but end up in a game with them later on
>they say hi
You just know some faggot Youtuber is sitting here writing all these down for their next top 10 [ten] worst videogame gamers in online videogames video about videogames.
>>341299618
>Mooooom I'm playing with my frieeeeeends
> I can't pause an online game mooooom
>No this is not the game you forbid me to play, Dad said I could play
Good grieve listening to random counterstrike conservations back in the day was horror.
>>341299673I never have anything to say, I'm completely fucking lost in normie stuff
>>341300368
I'd be like
waddup fagot
>>341300407
There all at /swg/ to make their next "YLYL 4CHAN WEBM DANK MEME COMPILATION"
>>341269645
I know that feel.
>>341300368
>I don't want to play anymore anon, going offline
>Anon is currently in game
When they don't realize that you can see them playing
>>341299045
>tell a friend something you think is a great idea
>"haha...yea"
It's a bad idea
>playing freak fortress 2 because I'm a casualfag.
>two little kids on mic
>Someone turns into the shrek boss, all star starts playing
>"PBBBT THE SANS VERSZION IS SOO MUCH BETTER
>they both start singing the FUCKING WORST shit i have ever heard.
>fucking underfags
>chat is begging for them to stop
>admin isnt doing shit
>boss kills one of them
>child goes into tard rage, screaming into his mic
I fucking hate underfags.
>>341300572
Just awkwardly hover around and laugh at the jokes. Eventually you'll figure it out by osmosis.
>341262558
>that group of internet friends that you never talked about anything personal with
>just fun and video games
>have to focus on real life stuff
>only service we used to talk to each other shuts down
>try to find them
>they've vanished from the face of the Earth
>eventually find one of them after 5 fucking years
>he has no idea where the others are either
>he's now a mod on a subreddit devoted to cringe
>talk to him for one day and never again
>know I will never find the others
GIVE IT BACK, DAMN IT
IT WAS OURS
>playing RO2
>innatank with a German
>wunderbar.jpg
>actually communicates quite well, me driving/hull mg and him shooting canon
>we mop the fucking floor with the opposing team
>do this for many games
But then
>he has to leave
>innatank
>complete retards
>no communication
>get slaughtered by engies
>fuck this
>ctrl+alt+esc
>that child who spams the mic
>entire server reviles them and gangs up on them to the point that they spawn and immediately die
>they take the abuse and stick around stubbornly like a dog being beaten
>>341297141
you did the right thing
>>341269645
>Join server
>Some leftie is arguing with legitimate points but being an asshole
>Some Trump troll is just calling him a cuck spouting memes not even bringing up any counter arguments
>Both of them incredibly angry
>Call them both losers
>Trump fan calls me a cuck
>Mute everyone
>>341262896
>>341265521
You need to kill yourselves.
>>341301457
>that guy with a shitty team
>they all ragequit
>he valiantly continues to fight despite certain death and rape
>actually holds his own up until the end
>Become friends with a total weeb NEET
>Starts out totally chill
>After a year, he does nothing but browse /pol/ and send out Breitbart articles about how Trump is right
>Every time I disagree he calls me a "cuck race traitor"
Friends don't let their friends do /pol/.
>>341271380
Yes
>>341290693
Why do Germans always overuse emoticons?
They spam the fuck out of XDD and :D
>>341272651
So, throwing the game or actually doing better?
>>341301615
>leftie
>legitimate points
>>341301259
This but I played WoW with em.
This was before realID so I'll never find em again.
>>341298057
>You probably thank girls too after you had sex with them.
Actually I tell the girl I have sex with that I love her.
>>341302032
>Hi anon :D
>I'll go get that spot XD
>Wow good job!!! :)
>>341299142
>overwatch beta
>playing reinhardt, making stupid comments and doing a shitty voice that sounds more like zangief
>drinking and playing with one buddy/randoms
>another rein
>Me: "ANOTHER ME! Let us touch shields! Don't worry! It's not gay!"
>other rein and I touch shields
>take point
>"AHHH. Makes me Rein HARD."
>by a widowmaker pre-game before the doors open
>"THAT BOOTY. Widowmaker WIDOW SHAK'ER FOR ME BWAHAHA"
>widowmaker starts twitch strafing left and right
>One player fucking around
>Call them out on it
>"IT'S JUST A GAME DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY"
>Lose
This is why every game needs a votekick function.
>>341301841
What is it with weebs and Trump?
Is he really going to make anime real?
>>341302105
>/pol/
>legitimate points
>>341302032
We are soulless husks unable to comprehend huma emotions. The emoticons are a mechanism for us to simulate those feelings. But how can you emulate something you don't comprehend fully. Therefore we have to overcompensate.
I hope this brief text helps you understand the mechanical mind of ther German people.
>>341301259
>Mod a steam group for 3 years
>Real shit kicks in and I leave without a word
>Haven't spoken to a single person from the group since
>"That was a dick move on my part, I can never go back"
>I'm still an admin to this day
That was 4 years ago, the group seems to have spread to other communitiesthat I want to part ofand I just can't bring myself to be like "wuddup" out of the blue.
>>341302032
They are all super autistic.
>that guy who never says anything and is shit at the game
>>341302473
/pol/ is retarded, but most lefties don't know their ass from their face when it comes to economics. So do most righties now that I think of it.
>>341302786
>most lefties don't know their ass from their face when it comes to economics.
The exact same thing can be said about /pol/ so what's your point?
>>341278930
>sonichu
>>341302390
>Widowmaker WIDOW SHAK'ER
My sides!
>>341302940
*alcohol
I act stupid after a few. I'm a jolly drunk though.
>>341302467
Most weebs are white guys with poor empathy, so they're going to flock to anyone whose solution to problems are "Fuck everyone" and then talks about how bad minorities are.
>>341303228
You drink, we get it.
>>341278930
>XslayerX
When Darkassassinkiller1337 is not edgy enough anymore.
>>341303228
dude alcohol lmao xD
>people spam gg when they win a match
>Decide to spam gg the whole match to see if they like to be on the receiving end
>We win
>they try to report me for spam and quit the lobby
>Nothing ever happened
Gg fags are the worst
>>341302032
All Germans are malfunctioning robots
>>341303386
>he's underage
>>341289931
>I go into my physics lab class for the first day
>I see 2 kids that are friends of someone I'm sort of friends with.
>I decide to go to join their group instead of one with a hot girl for some reason.
>Every fucking class meeting the 4th kid in the group
> quotes Bender's binary code from Futurerama and the pimp my ride meme
>He actually says it loud enough for the entire class to hear
>We can't switch groups and have to stay with the ones we chose on the first day
>and all the girls in the class think he's my friend.
>get an 89.996
>ask professor if she could bump me up to an A
>she laughs and says no
>high-pitched russian kid who just keeps speaking russian
>there's no one else from russia on the server
>he just keeps going but no one understand
Every single game has this.
>>341294546
That shit always pissed me off. I had doctors notes telling my teachers to not make me run the mile things, but i still did them because i'm not a little bitch who uses shit that's wrong with my body as an excuse
Fucking whales
>>341302476
Kike detected.
>>341303485
Just like their cars BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>BMW
>quality
>Audi
>not just overpriced VW
>VW
>not shit
>Mercedes
>reliable
>>341303418
>Decide to spam gg the whole match
>they try to report me for spam
>getting angry over a courtesy
You're not very smart, are you?
>>341303597
Vid related
https://youtu.be/xYB4v8uThXc
>>341303767
>They don't say gf if they lose
It's not courtesy at all
>>341303386
>>341303318
You're missing out if you don't have a couple at least while playing every now and again.
>>341286256
>Last month laying R6 SIEGE
>"Policeman_17" join the game
>some 8 years old asks if "he's a real cop"
>of course he is with this autistic ID
>The kid start to tease the cop betting he's just a stupid traffic cop
>cop stays cold as ice when answering each question "no. Yes. No"
>Kid starts to go apeshit on him and spawnkill the cop every match.
>Cop is not saying anything
>Kid starts to yell "STUPID TRAFFIC COP. FUCK OFF" and continue to teamkill the cop
>The cop disconnect after the final combat
Keks were had
>>341303386
>dude LMAO anything
How old are you?
>>341303516
Amerifats are only allowed to drink alcohol at the age of 21 and therefor oberhype it as the greatest thing ever, even when they are way to old to still be thinking that.
>>341303972
I say it after I lose even if the people were total faggots.
>>341303386
>23 years old
>Still can't enjoy alcohol
It tastes like utter shit, it doesn't quench my thirst amd it's kinda expensive.
>>341304190
>he thinks anyone follows drinking rules here
Kek, poor dumb euroscum
>>341303998
Oh I drink, I just don't feel the need to tell the world.
>playing arma 3 king of thee hill
>noob steals my pawnee
>I yell at him to stop
>admin kicks me
>>341303228
What's your poison? Mine is vodka.
>>341262558
some dude came into the party last night and said some stupid shit about his dad shoving razor blades up his ass before bed. obviously as a joke, but i think he was trying to be 'that guy' because there was a girl in the party. why do dudes try so hard when there are girls? also why do girls expect perfection from the dudes when we played together. the team was losing, she left. theres only 3 of left, counting her, she leaves. WT F? oh well, chick suck at video games anyway.
>>341304295
Maybe you do, but I almost never see the losing team say it, only when they win which means they're asking to be shat on when they lose
>>341304391
>he thinks anyone follow rules here
fixed for you, subhuman
>>341304036
>Last month
>Teamkilling
You get booted if you teamkill more than once, though.
>>341304374
>drinking alcohol to quench your thirst
>drinking alcohol for the taste
>>341304624
Dude hardcore how many arrests have you escaped from while shouting AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>341304578
For what purpose? An interaction that was a fleeting moment in your life and will never have any meaning unless you get butthurt about it? Just let that shit go and get some thicker skin.
>>341262558
Last month again on R6 siege :
>Waiting for the match to begin
>Some 12YO Dumbass starts with "hi everyone this is SupaFaggot628 and welcome on my new live session".
>Game begin
>Sledge yells "ALLAHU ACKBAR" and kill him
>Kiddo leaves
>>341304391
Woah, yeah you prob had your first shot of vodka at the age of 18. Damn so badass. Watch out you don't get publicly executed by some cop on a powertrip though.
>>341304852
That's exactly what beer is for, though.
>>341304852
So there's no point to it other than cuasing car crashes then? Wowie
>>341304712
Yeah I know, so that was before this update I think maybe 2 or 3 months ago
That's because /v/ is full of uncreative people.
Most can't say anything funny for the life of them, only talk in memes. And they actually think they're hot shit. It's sad, really.
If you're gonna do memetalk, rather not talk at all, or talk about other things in game, or maybe small talk.
>>341305051
>>341305054
>drink beer for the man points
>>341304852
What am I looking at?
>>341305037
>Let me tell you about where you live
Kids usually start drinking around 14, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>341305037
>being this mad
BTFO!!!!
>>341304852
>Not liking german lagers
>Not cooking with german ales
>Not enjoying pairing wine with certain meals
Spot the underage.
Also what the fuck kind of severe prolapse am I looking at?
>>341265534
>playing TTT
>female player on the server
>selected to be traitor
>kill her when she was innocent
>get autoslain for 2 round
>she's the admin
what the fuck
>>341305342
Why it looks like an asshole squeezing out an orange pepper madame
>>341305467
>letting literally children drink alcohol
not like i expected much from amerifats
>>341305467
>Kids usually start drinking around 14
Explains why Americans have an average IQ of below 100, lol.
>>341272471
Cartier is a faggot, if anyone from the new school is going to make it'll be kodak. That's it. Maybe lil uzi.
>>341305824
>letting
You could try paying attention to the posts, just a thought.
>That player who pretends to be a little girl online.
>With an anime avatar.
>Saying some words in japanese.I'm that guy.
Oh fuck, the memories..
>Play CS:S
>Super shy, so a lot of time to git gud
>I actually git gud
>One day "hey, you are pretty good Anon, wanna join my clan?"
>Never been in a clan so I'm excited
>Have a "practice session" the next day, I'm introduced to other members
>A wild that guy appears
>"Who the eff invited this guy? Is he even good? He better effin be or I'm going to get mad"
>Literally censored himself while squealing like the 14-year-old he was
>Don't give a fuck, let's play
>Quickly establish myself as one of the better players in the clan
>Every time we play that guy complains about me while shouting on his mic
>Weeks later the clan gets challenged to a match
>The admins want me in the 6 man team
>That guy flips out for being left out
>Fills our forums full of shit about me
>Had demo'd me and implied I used wallhack
>Admins don't see anything wrong with the footage, just good prediction and reflexes
>That guy apparently sent this footage to several publicserver admins
>I actually get warned for hacking in one of them
>That guy reports this to the clan admins
>Admins still don't give a fuck
>The guy then sends the footage to THE OTHER TEAM
>The team contacts us before the match
>"Some heliumfilled nutcase just came to our forums posting some shit about a cheater, what is going on?"
>Admins have had enough, kick the guy out of the clan
That was the last of I heard of him personally but he did some shit to the clan and the admins later, which I have no clear recollection.
I later became an admin for the clan, but after I became more social I played less and less, so I dropped out a year later. Good times
>>341304912
>12 year olds in Siege
Truly gods gift to mankind.
>Playing with a 12 year old on mic
>I blast a hole in the garage on House and proceed to fire inside
>12 year old playing Blitz walks right in front of me and I down him
>"Shit, sorry about that."
>"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION!?"
>Don't help him up, go on without him
>Proceed to win without him
>Next round, play Tachanka
>Shoot out the walls everywhere he tries to camp just to hear him scream
>Final round
>He's playing Blitz again
>Tell him to go through a window with a Frost trap on the other side
>Use his bleeding out body to draw out the Frost, kill her
>Then proceed to go on without him and win
People on /v/ shit a lot on Filipinos, but they're pretty cool once you get to know a bunch of them.
To be honest, they're the friendliest people I've talk to on the web. Most are shy at first, though.
>>341264863
I've been told it's because in German culture you don't really say something to someone unless you want to start an all out conversation and questions such as "How are you doing" will be answered seriously and you may get an answer other than "fine."
t. American who studied German
>First time using headset
>New to guild and the officers are your typical 'cool kids' niche
>Trying really fucking hard to be one of them
>Doing Tomb of the Primeval Kings in Guild Wars
>Get really nervous and awkwardly shake from my throat 'OOOHH YOU TOUCH MY TRALALALAA'
>No one laughs or says anything
>Still cringe when I think about it
>>341289931
>Economics college
>you went there if you had no idea what do to, but it's expected to go to college here
>no wonder that like 50% fail first year, me included
>so many people you don't really make new friends at lectures, just at normal courses
>it's not required to attend lectures, so it's completely random who comes and who doesn't
>sometimes professors put us into groups by just randomly assigning people
>either get paired with lazy retards like me, where nobody had no idea what it is that we are supposed to do
>or with tryhard girls that had a mental breakdown when they realized I had no idea what we're supposed to do
>>341306210
Good for you anon
>>341306570
>Still cringe when I think about it
Don't worry, no one remembers it but you.
>>341299618
>>341299402
>That guy that is cool as a cucumber when his parents come in
>"Jason?"
>Yeah?
>"Can you put the dishes away?"
>Sure.
>"What are you playing?"
>Just an online shooter with a bunch of other people.
>"Oh okay."
>Alright guys I'll be back in a sec I got to put the dishes away.
Easy.
>>341296276
Jesus Christ anon.
>>341306753
I could say that all day. The cringe is just too fucking strong.
>>341306210
Did the kid say, "If you betray us, I'll rip your effing b's off and stuff them up your butt so that the next time you poop, you'll poop all over your b's, got it?"?
>playing GMod
>young BR starts advertising his stream in chat with "300+ viewers"
>check it out
>it's real
>mfw find out all but a few of his viewers are bots
spooky
>>341306565
Germans dislike shallow small talk. If you ask "How are you" you better mean it
>>341306570
Damn dude are you me?
The funny shit that I want to say on the mic is only funny in my head
>>341306565
There's a reason that "autistic" is similar to "Auschwitz" because they are both German words and autistic is a synonym for German.
>>341307068
>Popular youtuber joins a game
>Never heard of him
>Game fucking collapses because people are trying to get his attention.
I. DON'T. CARE.
>>341300572
The trick is to tell only the most obvious, boring, half-assed, easy jokes you can think of. Normies have the most boring sense of humor of all time.
>That guy who thinks he's team captain and tells everyone what to do
>He's usually right
Fuck you man, I ain't doing shit for you
>2009
>playing MW2
>prepubescent voice at the time
>decide to tell whole lobby that I'm choosing the Harrier Strike for some reason
>mfw someone said "good choice"what happened in the last 7 years
>>341307145
Right. The only autist here is you.
>>341307068
>player advertises their stream after every round in a FPS
>humor him and check it out
>2 viewers
>>341306553
I think the Australians and Filipinos are compatible with regards to this. They both have banter loving, friendly, joke filled social culture.
Honestly most of the Australians I've met are nice people. Don't use my mic much on them though they laugh at my voice.
>>341264393
Bonus points if they actively try to defend her
>that dude who's Steam name is a link to his Twitch stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOc2kPqmXco
>>341307112
Every single time. Slowly transferred to IRL and now I just don't say shit at all. Ever. Always a mistake. Fuck.
>>341302390
It can be so funny playing drunk just can't hold back what you think might be funny. I normally only play with friends so it's always a laugh.
I remember playing eso with random Scottish guys, finish one of the big battle things collect loot then do the sweeping brush emote
>we gotta sweep all these severed ogre cocks away before the next fight
On second thought they must have been drinking too to find that funny but in game it's always a hoot
>the guy who joins a clan/community and never participates in anything
Oh shit, that's me.
>play EVE for years
>try corps but always end up being the dead weight
>find people so tiresome to deal with
>wind up in FW, Caldari militia
>make only one acquaintance, based as fuck South African
>realize we both hate playing with people and the stupid space spreadsheet simulator in general we've been somehow unable to walk away from
>unsub
>still hang out with him on IRC and never play games anymore
>anon joined the server
>"how's it swinging my main monkeys"
you know you're in good hands
>>341307145
Wouldn't it make more sense then that they burnt autistic jews there? Like you?
>>341307550
Our little brothers and sisters starting playing.
>>341307553
>can't recognize humor, sarcasm, etc
Outed yourself, autist.
>>341262896
memes are by definition unfunny, so you dont deserve replies
autistic piece of shit
>>341307350
>playing GTA V
>join popular youtuber's session by chance
>they're all in passive mode during a car meet
>at the airport
>get into a plane
>drive it towards them at full speed
>bail out at last second
>all the cars go flying, some explode
>tirade of insults come my way from the youtuber and his fans
>he gets so buttblasted that he leaves and starts a crew session
>>341307742
>anon joined the server
>Mic rustling sound
>HEY HEY HEY WHAT'S UP MY NIGGAS in the whitest voice possible
>quit the server
>gg ez
> :^)
> u mad
> noob
> KAPPA
FUCK OVERWATCH, FUCK MOBAS
>>341307587
>He greats you when his viewer count goes up by one and thanks you for joining him
Fuck you now I can't leave.
>>341278930
>atheismo
that's pretty good
>>341283039
>When that's me
>>341303318
>>341303386
>>341304190
>mfw I always had to explain how drunk I am if I happened to play any FPS while drunk
It wasn't about bragging that I drink,you'd probably be horrified how acceptable it is here to start ridiculously young so I never even though about it, but my pride got triggered and I always thought everyone was judging me, even if I played only slightly worse than usual.
>>341294260
That was the plan from the start. She wanted you alone. And now she has you.
>>341307802
I'm aware that you made a joke that nobody found funny.
>GUYZ. THE FIRST 2 LETTERS OF BOTH WORDS ARE THE SAME LOL
>that guy who starts singing
>>341304374
>utter shit
Visit a nice liquor store and ask for suggestions from the oldest looking employee there. You will run into drinks you hate though.
>kinda expensive
Not terribly expensive honestly. Just don't be a sucker that goes out to bars and spends his paycheck or an alky
It's definitely not for everyone though and there are drinkers that annoy me.
>>341308672
Autism
>>341305824
Well, the idea is that you do it without your parents permission. Thought that bit was obvious.
>>341306894
>No one laughs
>Everyone says alright
>The game ends up good
nice times
>>341308728
or starts playing an instrument.
>>341299125
Please share some of these stories, if you don't mind. I had a similar experience in france and I want to know if it's just the frogs being fags or all of europe.
>>341308672
Jewish ebin humor you know? They are better at ruining the world tho
>>341308112
>playing Breaking Point on a popular youtuber's server
>popular youtuber joins in
>change my name to "youtuber is a faggot"
>Spend the next 40 minutes tracking his whereabouts via the stream
>Set up an ambush point
>Fucking snipe his whole 4 man crew
>Best shooting I've ever done in the game
>Loot they're bodies
>Fucking swimming in high tier gear
>Look at his stream in glee for the salt
>"Ah damn, guess a stream sniper got us. Well respawn at blah blah."
>is donated so much equipment he's back to full strength in 5 minutes.
>Reflect on how meaningless my life has become.
>>341307550
>prepubescent
>early days of halo 2
>no one makes fun of me
>everyone calls me their little buddy
>help me get good at the game
>help me learn lingo
>Stick with them for years until my voice starts deepening
I dunno man. Gaming community is shit, now it's nationalities vs nationalities and people calling eachother faggots.
It's easier to troll, though, so that's how I get my kicks now
>>341309163
Streaming is the biggest cancer ever in vidya.
>>341308728
He starts whistling
>that guy with the bargain bin mic
>>341281449
I do.
>>341307550
continued
>playing another match of MW2
>ask if I can have someone's crate
>"no"
>he doesn't insult me or anything
>just says no
>get sad and leave gamei was too sensitive back then
>Playing Warframe
>New guild member joins TS
>Hey man what's up?
>Playing with him for an hour or so
>He suddenly starts coughing really loudly
>His cough is cut off by a loud bang and clatter noise
>"New guild member has left the squad"
>Disconnected from TS
>He never logged on again
It haunts me to this day.
>Someone turns on their mic
>Hear a cascade of falling soda bottles and frantic scrabbling on the keyboard
What the fuck
>that random who uses his mic just to laugh or cough
>he's using push-to-talk
no excuse
>>341310751
Why don't you go ride a circus ride?
>>341298393
Only glorious moment I had.
>team loses
>black dude on our team that sounds like ltg gets on mic
>starts talking shit to everyone calling us garbage
>I mention how he was the worst player overall
>he continues to message me talking immature shit
>send "Do your neighbors know you're leeching their wi-fi?"
>"man id fuck u up in real life nigga. You just a coward"
>respond with "My dad could beat up your dad--oh, wait."
>"fuck u faggot" with more messages
>that guildie who had to whisper when he played because if he woke up mom he got put in the paint room
>>341311131
Now I have to go watch Lupin you fucker
>>341296276
I hope you're lying
>>341296694
the worst is when you both say hi and how's it going at the same time while walking past each other
>>341296729
Is that you Wade?
>>341264291
Why did they remove that feature? Was fucking hilarious talking shit to everyone.
>>341279697
I used to play co-op games with this guy who went on really long smoke breaks. It was always during one of those games you can't pause so I had to just wait around and make sure we didn't die while he was gone for fifteen minutes.
>that guy who uses Twitch emotes outside of Twitch
>4chan memes outside of 4chan
>>341298594
hard to get old. Good thing Im pretty anti social in games. Like my singleplayer experiences.
>>341283126
Based Kraut.
>playing gta IV free roam
>someone sends me and a bunch of other people a pm saying
>"if you want to kill people go play death match"
>I start talking to other players and organize a manhunt
>get everyone in the entire server to stop killing each other and gang up on him.
>>341311682
Muh online safespace probably. why is everything fun removed from games.
>>341312031
To this day i still don't understand the Kappa thing.
is he some kind of twitch celebrity? why is a dudes face a fucking emote.
>>341271380
yes
the non autists here are either mixed with southern ethnicities or try hard to pretend normal
>>341312872
it's to indicate sarcasm
no idea where it came from
>>341312031
>they have cropped porn or memes as their avatar
>>341310164
>mfw my friend's MW2 K/D was higher than his GPA
He was pretty good at the game to be fair
>>341296276
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>341305051
you mean that piss water? I have never had a beer that actually tastes good.
>your team isn't winning
>guy on your team starts talking in all-chat
>"lol my team fucking sucks ass"
>bonus points if he's not even top fragging or is literally in last place
I just love how they complain and try to buddy buddy with the other team, as if that makes them cool and they enemy team will somehow "accept" them or something. Fucking retarded.
>>341296276
you can't be serious
>>341311596
nope
>>341271380
Yes.
>>341314350
>our team isn't doing so good
>teammate says "my team fucking sucks"
>enemy says "do you swallow?"
>chat explodes into a mess of banter
>teammate leaves
>we start doing better and win
>>341290569
>That's me
Fuck I'll try to stop.
>>341305607
It's a bell pepper
>>341264393
What about bonus points for letting the gril mess up the fun?
>play DoD:s late one night.
>on a server that tries to stay pg.
>at least one admin on and I start racist jokes, everyone and admin enjoying the fun.
>CUNT of the sever joins.
>realize I'm in the spot light.
>screams over the mic "HEY GAIZ".
>everyone starts telling me to stop cause they wanna talk to her.
>everyone kind of argues because I'm giving the server a few keks.
>say some Asian joke about panties.
>she gets pissed.
>whole server goes quiet.
>can even hear fucking crickets going.
>she starts bitching.
>everyone starts being the white night saying I'm being insensitive, and agree with her.
>fucking admin says I'm not following the rules even when he was laughing his ass off at the jokes not caring.
>say wtf you guys where okay with this litterally minutes ago.
>says I'm not being respectable.
>before I even could say anything else
>get muted
>admin says no one cares
>call him a white night.
>banned:show respect asshole.
Fucking shit, why does the fun have to be ruined so easily by a chick then everyone acts like this?
>>341315030
>things that happened
>>341309383
The truth is its not the gaming community. its people in general. Been like that forever
>>341271987
Some people actually don't want to write it out because they aren't fans of racism or want to post it.
>>341315030
>things that never happened
also vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Yf4M8eGfY
>Play game with a friend
>Have a long ass conversation about something unrelated to the game
>Play like absolute shit and finish last place
>Play game with another friend
>Only talk about things related to the game and nothing else, long periods of dead silence
>Kick everyone's ass and get first place
Why is it so fucking hard to do two things at the same time?
>>341306708
Tryhard college girls are my favorite girls to hit on because they always try to get you super involved in some random shit and you make a lot of new friends
>>341278930
>hating on necronomikon
>>341265763
>>341267606
>>341265534
>>341264393
>server regular brings a chick friend into the group who ends up doing nothing but constantly bitch about how depressed she is
>will get in voice channels while everyone else is playing, while playing entirely different games than anyone else, and just sigh loudly or say "I'm so depressed" until everyone else leaves from annoyance
it is the worst hell
I eventually snapped and told her to either kill herself or shut the fuck up because I was sick of listening to her bullshit while everyone else is trying to have fun
surprisingly it seemed to work, she hasn't said the word "depressed" even once since then & seems to be making an active effort in being less of a fucking downerI still feel bad about it though, I'm not usually the type of person to curse a person out
>that one French kid who plays garbage French rap music over his mic and raps along
>say Hi
>get cussed out in French for the next ten minutes
>get five private messages calling me an asshole in French
they get so mad when you speak in any other language than French it's hilarious.
>>341315253
>>341315676
>>341315993
>>things that never happened.
So you're telling me you never saw some white night shit?
>>341265763
>Add people from /v/, because I like chatting with new people
>On steamfriends thread back when they weren't deleted on sight
>They won't stop talking about how depressed they are and how they want to kill themselves instead of anything else
>It's generally over some stupid reason like "I'm a virgin" or "My parent hate me cuz I'm still living with them"
>They don't even try to fix it. They keep their cancerous routine day after day
/v/ taught me that suicide is the weak's way out.
>>341318698
That's literally the only way to get them to stop complaining and carry on the conversation normally.
When they start cryptically bitching about something, but don't want to tell you what exactly (I don't want to bother you, you wouldn't understand, it's nothing, it's just so hard and bad right now) you just outright tell them that if it's truly nothing, or whatever excuse they use, then they should stop moaning to you about it. They'll either stop it and talk to you like the last FUCKING 30 minutes of you trying to coax their problems out didn't happen and everything is fine in their lives, or they'll open up. And usually it's not something fucked up you can't handle, otherwise they wouldn't even mention it.Al tough telling her to kill herself is kinda harsh lel
>>341315676
just the way they lay into her. yes. fucking yes. but anyone who had some sense of shame would've left. she just wanted the attention. even if it was negative. to women, all attention is good attention.
>>341319564
i did, but not on the scale of a 180 turnaround
well, unless you count that one vent harassment where they DID do a 180 turnaround (can't remember the name of it)
>>341316397
because multitasking is a myth. you're just rapidly switching between two things, one of those things you are not going to do well. this is why I don't talk to people, but I tell them I can't talk and play and they understand. you just gotta let your team understand. I let them delude themselves into believing I'm some kind of idiot who can't do two things while they believe they are some sort of multitasking genius while i kick ass and they play sup par
>hey what's up guys has joined the server
>"hey what's up guys"
that gave me a good laugh
>say weird shit for fun
>some people don't get it, some people laugh along
>>341306570
if you were in my guild, i'd say "oh my ding ding dong"
that was inside joke of my highschool group
>>341319782
>>341315676
You mean that video?
Well, when it does 180 its not a fun expwriwnce. Gotta love those white knights.
>>341296276
To this Nanako wonders what became of her big bro
>>341320876
>inside joke
you're literally just quoting a shit-tier 'funny' song
>>341320997
no, that video's not a vent harassment
it's the one where they're laughing at it but then some chick starts bitching and says "you're gonna drive the cranky shadow priest crankier"
then all the guys jump to her defense using the "it was funny at first but now it's suddenly not" maneuver
>>341306565
Not german but can back this up and I feel the same way. Stop wasting my time with meaningless questions or at least ask something new and interesting.
>>341270532
you too
>Female regular on a TTT server
>As a regular too (who got banned all the time) I hop in get drunk and crack jokes
>she thinks I'm pretty funny, got her laughing a few times
>Friend request denied
Oh well, still got my real girlfriend
>>341292931
He's a beta orbiter and you aren't treating her as an equal. Who the fuck thanks someone for playing a game with them. Treat them like a man and call them out on their horrible gameplay. Most of them appreciate that and those that don't can get fucked.
>that person that says kappa after fucking everything
I still don't know what it means.
>>341315676
>things that never happened
>he never played multiplayer games with women
>>341262896
autism
>>341322294
I would also like to know what this means
>>341323776
>>341322294
its a twitch meme that means sarcasm
>>341294681
everyone does this
>>341278930
bodybag is nice.
>>341322294
It's a twitch emoticon
>playing KF2 with 3 friends
>Pubbie joins us and begins using mic spams to communicate with us
>Hes pretty good at the game too
>End up dropping him friend invites and playing many other games together
Thanks butterbro
>>341315656
>>341315656
Top fucking kek
