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>FULL SERVICE STATION
What did they mean by this?
>>341259426
That place is a full service station. They pump the gas for you, which is nice. I'd buy a jacket from their too.
So you're telling me, all I have to do is buy a Playstation VR headset and I can enjoy an intimate car ride with this person in the near future?
Muh dick
>>341259313
>not posting the webm
Can't wait for the VR unlike those faggots in the audience yesterday.Implying I'm getting VR in the first place.
>>341260047
Das rite. Only three-ninety-nine you-ess-dee.
>>341259313
>>341260342
>>341260428
Oh wow, an ass to rival Lightning's
>>341259313
Where's her ass?
>>341260701
what a total qt
the sfm with her...
>>341260841
on my face
>>341259313
Wish the female mechanics at my work look like this.
Instead they are all turbo dykes who try to be more manly then males.
No ass.
>>341260428
SFM WHEN
>>341259313
The FF are nothing without her sluts, God bless rule34
>>341260841
>>341260794
>being a nigger
>>341259313
pffft plebs..
>>341260794
>An ass to surpass Lightning Farron's
>>341259313
>>341260342
>>341260428
>we want the irish audience
>>341259313
No male Cid, no buy
>>341261056
I saw one of her giving a footjob to Noctis.
>>341261045
>more manly then males
not so hard with you there
>>341261510
Aw shit here we go
>>341259313
>posting some slut instead of the best girl
>>341259313
Those tanlines hnnnnnnnggg
>>341261665
>liking men
>>341261510
You just dont understand.
Those "girls" would eat those faggy little tumblriner faggots for breakfast.
Now I have a good reason to take my car to the shop
>>341261510
SAVAGE
>>341262075
WHAT A FUCKING CUTIE AHHH
>>341261045
>Wish the female mechanics at my work look like this.
>Instead they are all turbo dykes who try to be more manly then males.
Funny that, the one girl I knew who became a car mechanic, ended up doing a sex change and became a dude. (Back in highchool I once told her she looks like a boy, and she got really angry at me. It seems in retrospect she was angry because I hit too close to home.)
>>341259313
this is unironically too sexy
>>341262389
It is. To the point it's distracting.
>girl I knew from uni expresses interest in cosplaying Cidney
>she generally dresses conservatively and this kind of attire would be wholly unlike her
If it ever happens whenever it happens, I'll post photos so we can all laugh at how badly she fucks up the costume.
is /v/ the board with the worst taste in women?
>>341262560
You mean with the most patrician taste.
>>341259313
I remember when Cid was just a part of the cast, not to important, just as a nod for fans.
Now it is the person I want to fuck in the mouth more than any person, probably created just to make dicks like mine hard.
It's so cynical, yet I can't wait to dehydrate myself emptying my sack to her in VR.
>>341262389
>>341262526
Amazing what a few tanlines can do
>>341262560
Maybe, but it's got alright taste in men
>>341262389
>>341262526
Don't complain. Just appreciate it. She is a side character. You won't be seeing her all the time anyway.
Cidney is not a virgin. She was banging Chad in high school and she would never talk to a creeper like you.
>>341262674
Dude calm the fuck down you fag.
Cid is the grandpa
you want to fuck cidney
>>341262389
>>341262526
neogaf pls go
IT ISNT FAIR
WHY CANT I HAVE A GF LIKE HER
GIMME A GF NOW
>>341259313
If only qts like this actually were gear heads
>that chocobo racing music
>>341263207
are you projecting, son?
>>341263207
>le magical chad man
Go mentally cuck yourself back on /r9k/ you fucking faggot
>>341260841
They dont want to degrade her as a sex object.
>>341261193
Does she have two tumors in her ass? That looks deformed more than hot.
>>341263380
Go and get one you dumb feelfag
>>341263207
The sluttier she is the more chances I have with her.
>>341263610
*tokes*
>white bois
>>341263380
go to the nearest Starbucks crying and yelling like that, maybe you'll get a hot grill
>>341259313
>No ass
>>341261193
Source???
>>341263887
Ass is all about form, not size.
>>341259313
>>341260223
Literally 14 years olds wet dream, end thyselves asap
>>341259313
>that picture
Finally a game that caters to the Irish audience.
Will you be able to have her in your party?
All the niggers in this thread.
>all the niggers and thicc memers getting triggered ITT
>>341259313
i'll never understand how people get turned on by cartoons and 3d graphics. and I've been browsing this site for 10 years.
>>341264958
>>341265047
>potatoposters
>>341262797
tanlines are fucking magic, i have no idea why girls hate them
>>341265425
Newsflash: Ireland is not the only nigger-culture free country
>>341263085
That's even worse.
The fuck is up with the sausage fest in this game?
And no "feminists" are even pointing it out, which just goes to show how their supposed "cause" is just an overlay for the huge amount of insecurity they have.
>>341265605
>I-I'm not Irish! You...YOU FUCKING NIGGER! SO WHAT IF I LIKE FLAT ASSES?!
Shh...it's okay to be low test. It's okay. We accept you.
>>341260342
>>341260428
>>341259313
>give a character super short shorts to show off her ass
>she actually has no ass
Why is this allowed?
>>341265425
>mad niggers
>>341260794
>>341260841
>>341261054
>>341261210
>>341263983
>>341264806
>>341264846
Can niggers leave please?
>>341265786
>guys i fuck whales am i manly yet
back to your containment board fittard
>>341263904
Hey I'm back
It worked
>>341265824
>she actually has no ass
If it's not a fucking huge bubble butt, it's not an ass. Niggers lol
"Hey, sis, ya busy? Wow, that's a real fancy car there, need any help with it?"
>>341259313
>>341260342
>>341260428
Those tan lines, holy shit.
Can we ask Square Enix to make the rest of the Final Fantasy franchise with these beauties?
>>341261665
>no porn of her
Why. WHY?
>>341266037
That's kinda hot. No homo.
>>341264214
No, Gambryo
>>341261229
There is one. Her Granddad. He runs the workshop she's working for.
>>341266037
Show me the ass and I'll think about it
>>341266037
Sorry sir, I'm going to need to see proof of tanline ownership before I can let you go any further.
>>341266037
Bro are the short shorts really necessary
>>341260428
hot damn indeed
>>341266440
You haven't seen hot until you've seen a guy with a tight round ass stuffed into short-shorts.
Someone in another thread said that this is only for the E3 show floor. Surely they can't be so greedy, right? The shooting looks awful, but everyone would like to sit alongside Cidney.
>>341259313
Any less ass and it'd be concave
>>341265898
>>341265912
>>341266026
But I like big butts and I cannot lie
>>341266885
>not Noctis
Did he get cucked by his best friend?
>it's another skinshit circlejerk thread
>>341267351
Nothing wrong with liking big butts, but demanding that every butt be big is just outing yourself as a basketball American
>>341267450
Can we please get over this retarded /tv/ meme? Why are you people so obsessed with having your wives and girlfriends fucked while you watch?
Too much ass
>>341265912
>He says while posting ass and thighs queen Hotaru
>>341267053
Looks like a normal tight butt to me.
>>341267597
But it's not "every butt," it's a specific butt. Flat asses are fine too, just keep them out of short shorts.
hyuk hyuk hyuk
>>341267513
I don't get this meme
>>341261210
This gif makes me angry for some reason
>>341267996
Summer is here
>>341267597
>it's bad to be black
Grow up.
>>341265931
>not liking flat asses is the same as liking fat people
When will the low test beta cucks learn? Back to Ireland with you.
>>341260428
>wake up
>check out the vee
>first thread
guess it's time to fap, breakfast can wait
>>341267707
Showing anger over the word cuck just makes them target you. Deal with it and move on anon.
>>341267597
Maybe. But then again this post is correct >>341264557 form>size sounds right to me. Just image search Melissa Mendiny and you might see his point.
>>341268115
>still buying into the "summer is here" meme
Yep, sure do love the hotter months, 'ey mate?
>>341267952
>Flat asses are fine too
>>341268115
And reddit, those faggots have no idea of the sick ebin maymays of the other boards.
>>341267952
But I like it how it is now.
>>341259313
Yeah its a shame she's gonna end up with literally Sausuke Uchiha
>>341261210
>low test
>>341259426
YOU GO INN AND PUMP A RUM ANON-SAN, UNDERSTSTANDORUU ?
>>341267857
>not realizing that true assmen appreciate all sizes as long as the form is amazing
He was in the right. Nignogs who only want gigantic asses with cottage cheese looking texture can fuck off and die.
>triggered nigger dumping pics of 3DPD flat asses to try and prove his point
>>341259313
>>341260342
>>341260428
her ass is flatter than mine and i'm a boy lmao
>>341268857
>triggered leprechaun still angrily shitposting
>>341268447
>>341268578
>>341268697
>implying that is even close to Cid's ass
If you look at her again closely you will see that her body has a very distinct hourglass shape which makes her butt still bigger than her waist.
The girls in that pic don't have that, that's why the asses look so small and insignificant.
>>341268857
Go ahead and try to find one 2D or videogame girl with a flat ass
I fucking dare you.
The only one i have ever seen was that Stella girl form some stupid LN cover and everyone thought that was disgusting too
>>341266885
Is there going to be some context for the whole VR segment? I mean all we know is we play as Prompto
>>341269443
>Hip to waist =/= ass
She can be as curvy as she wants, still not gonna give her a bigger ass
>tfw i'm a delicious-flat-ass loving mexican
>>341269929
DELETE THIS
ONLY THE IRISH LIKE FLAT ASS
>>341269905
How far out does it need to protrude to be your personal opinion ideal of an ass?
>>341269905
She doesn't need a bigger ass
>>341269929
Oh really
>>341269607
But in 2D flat asses are the norm
>she talks like a fucking redneck hick
Goddammit...like I don't want to come off as a weeb or anything, but I kinda like the Jap VA better. Couldn't they have just given her a typical feminine voice with a slight tomboyish twang to it?
>"Well just make sure y'all come back to Hammerhead now, ya hear?"
Ugh. Maybe it's because I live in the south and after hearing this shit for so long I've grown so fucking tired of it all. Also, no one cute talks like this either. They're always fat and horrifying. It's kinda like the whole Tracer thing. No one in bongland really talks like her. No one cute anyway.
God, reality sucks. VR best not be another meme...or I'm genuinely fucked.
>not posting the smallest butt of all time
>>341270085
not very much to be honest.
It's the shape that's bothering me personaly.
You can bearly tell where her thighs end and her ass starts.
If ti was a little higher up with a more round shape it would be pretty good tbqhfam
>>341270576
what anime
>>341268924
Dude asses are supposed to be flat, baka. Even if you have a fat ass, and most likely a fat body to boot, we can't use you for sex if you don't own a pussy.
>>341271064
>>341271105
what anime?
>>341260794
>>341261210
>>341265824
Tough luck, Jaquon. Just go to nearest mcdonald, your beloved niggress is probably waiting there.
>>341271371
Desu of the Moshi
>>341271001
Yuru Yuri
>>341270576
>Lolis
Come on now
Even then you took the most flat example from YuYu
>>341271371
Puropan otoko
>>341259313
virtual girls are so much better than real girls
>>341268924
>boy
I'm a guy and have a bigger ass than a lot of girls around here. I'm not even fat. I feel like old snake crouching and people staring at my ass.
Fuck big ass genetics.
>>341269618
Probably just a mini-game.
>>341267903
>tight butt
That's just a codeword for flat ass. Fuck off O'Connor
>>341272424
>big ass
>not fat
you know what you're destined to doput on those high socks
>>341271489
Sorry, it was the only anime thing that wasn't fanart showing asses I had on me
>>341270661
She lives in fantasy Redneckistan, anon. She really is a hick.
>>341269618
>Is there going to be some context for the whole VR segment? I mean all we know is we play as Prompto
I don't expect too much from it, likely they were experimenting with VR and wanted to have something for PSVR that they ended up making in their spare time. If there is going to be any major VR experiences it would come after in expansions or side games. This is a mainline FF game so I don't expect anything too out of the ordinary. They are getting their toes wet with VR, they would want feedback on it first.
Will Final Fantasy even be profitable at this point?
They have been at it for +10 years or so?
The salary of those employees over that time couldn't have been trivial.
>>341259426
You can imprégnate her asshole
>>341273648
>Will Final Fantasy even be profitable at this point?
They said in interview that the expenses in the majority of the 10 years had already been written off in the financial reports. So they don't need to make all the money back, just the money that they spent since they started working on it the last few years.
>>341273648
Considering one of their former employees mentioned that in 2007-2009 (when he was there) they literally had just two people working on it, I think their profits will be fine.
>>341273734
Is that from the tomboy girl that had the monkey arm or whatever?
>you will never be a low test white boy
feels excellent senpai
>>341274243
Yes. Kanbaru Suruga.
>>341268578
leave tay tay alone
>>341274671
literal god-tier
>>341268745
This right here. It's all about the form. Not just hurr durr bigger better crap. I know most of it is ironic shitposting but it's still shitposting.
>>341274671
Best Gatari assBut bat is still best girl
>>341260428
>Wooooooow what a nice flat ass.....so hotttt....
Flat asses on women should be illegal
i dont think clothes like that are suitable for such a job
oil burns are a bitch if you get some on you
>>341259426
>What did they mean by this?
>>341277774
>not clothed paizuri
Shit taste
>>341277774
is this for real?
>>341263228
They're both Cids.
>>341278628
Totally.
>>341260428
The pants actually appear to slide up her ass and reveal her tanlines when she bends over. This is some incredibly high tech.
>>341278628
Obviously.
Tanline fetish is the best fetish. Too bad there is not much non-jav porn with this type of dark brown skin and pale untanned bodyparts.
>tanned women with blonde hair
>hair color lighter than skin tone
B-b-but bimbos are the best to fap to. What is wrong with you?
>>341281212
how does it feel to have such shit taste?
>>341265824
>>341268924
>>341277020
Please to back to your nig twerk garbage threads, this is a gorgeous ass that apparently only people with class can appreciate.
>tfw this thread made me horny for flat asses
Im too damn impressionable
>all these false-flagging tits guys trying to push the flat-ass agenda
lmaoing @ ur lives
>if you don't like concave asses with sticks for thighs you're a nigger
Who else hyped for Noctis' new suit and hairstyle and the bros wearing the kingsglaive uniform?
>>341287632
>concave asses
How to spot a nigger 101.
>>341261210
>remove THICC.gif
>>341271371
Boku no Puropainaru
>>341281212
Wow, it must take some real guts to publicly out yourself as having such awful taste. I'm proud of you for finally being up front about it.
>>341261056
>SFM WHEN
>wanting another gangbang vid
>>>/hc/
>>341259313
There is literally nothing wrong with this.
>>341261210
Not posting the real version.
>>341291160
literally the perfect size for an ass
>>341259313
>literally no ass.
>>341293175
>you will never be this Irish
>>341260342
Where's the ass?
>>341293981
Needs a couple more inches to replicate that Balent zest but it's a longbutt so it is acceptable.
>>341260342
Disgusting
>>341275352
Ougi is the best girl, Kaiki is a close second.
Bat is right behind Kaiki.
>>341259313
>>341260047
>>341260342
>>341260428
>Tan lines
NOMURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>341288147
>implying all of it isn't a huge death flag
I'm hype, but everybody is as good as dead.
>>341262559
>she generally dresses conservatively and this kind of attire would be wholly unlike her
That's going to make it all the more hot
>>341294239
>you will never be a nigger
>>341296052
who?
>>341296052
You mean Ferrari.
>>341259313
chinks really can't into asses, just look at DoA
Niggers like big fat asses
Chinks like big fat tits
Caucasian are right in the middle
and all of it correlates with testosterone and average penis size
WE
WUZ
>>341296862
>>341297290
FLATASS-LOVING REDDITORS
>>341260047
I could get lost in those eyes for days.
>>341296326
>you're a nigger if you dislike a flat ass curved like a 12 year old boy.
you cant make this shit up
>>341298380
It's a weird mix of /pol/ and /tv/
>>341298380
>you cant make this shit up
We're talking about niggers, not your taste in buttes
>>341298380
Apparently niggers also can't see anything smaller than blimp sized.
>>341299242
>>341299268
Go back to /r/4chan, dumb redditors.
>>341262559
>she generally dresses conservatively and this kind of attire would be wholly unlike her
bro that automatically raise the hotness level over 9000 thousand
>>341297598
>Harley in Arkham VR
>>341298121
>Cidney in FFXV VR
Truly life is on the upswing.
>>341298121
60fps interpolation
>>341300337
so actually 30 fps
>>341267952
tight asses with good form are better than cellulite ridden monstrosities that niggers adore
and tight apple round asses look fucking great in daisy dukes
>>341269929
I'm with you mi hermano, tight petite asses are the best
>>341259313
>that flat fucking ass
nah nigga nah
>>341299653
after you nig nog.
Hmmh?
>>341260794
What ass?
>>341285610
That only "soon to be fags" can appreciate. Fixed it for you.
Everyone arguing about ass is gay. You like big asses, cool. You like smaller asses. Fine by me. But if you're actively going out of your way to complain about another person's taste, you are at least 50% gay.
>>341271371
King of the Hill
Its Hanks ass
>>341302636
>50% gay
nah at minimum they're currently sucking dicks in the woods
>>341302179
game?
>>341303061
Being in the woods is kind of straight, but sucking dick is definitely gay. I'd put that at about 70% gay. If he was doing anal it would go back to 50% because the act of having something shoved up your butt is pretty metal.
>>341303414
Rage
>>341303414
RAGE.
>>341263380
FUCKING EXCERSICE AND BECOME INTERESTING! FUCK!
>>341268578
Acceptable
>>341305364
JEBUS
>>341305364
>this triggers the niggers
>>341268745
>>341275252
I hate you fags so much.
It guys like you that look at a falt ass and think it looks okay just because the woman has a good hip to waste ratio and think that is the ass
Cid's ass is not Lightning tier but it's still pretty fucking flat
For all the shit you talk about the shape of the butt is imortant you can't fucking see the ass itself almost has no shape.
No butt be it a lolibutt or older womens bigger more shapely ass, it's all good
But a flat ass is a fucking abomination
Burn in hell flatfag
>>341307712
Triggered
>>341261136
>unironically liking flat asses as though they're at all beneficial for anyone involved
>>341307712
Her ass is perfect.
>>341309084
He's not wrong though
>>341307712
hip to waist > face > stomach > tits > butt > personality > genital warts > feet
>>341298121
Cidney's cleavage has convinced me as to the glories of VR.
Think I'll wait for a price-drop on the headset though.
>Everyone calling her Cidney
Did they change her name back to Cidney in the English version?
>>341307712
Way to go full autism mode jesus christ.
At no point in my comment did I even say I liked flat asses. I just want some shape in a bigger ass. Something that isnt just a bubble drawn on to paper thin legs.You know something that actually fits with their form?
>>341309616
I wish to point out that truly refined men place a fair deal of importance upon a woman's neck and clavicle area.
>>341310015mah nigga
>>341309839
No clue. Sounded like they did when I last played the demo, but my ears may just have been playing tricks on me. Wishful thinking and all that.My mom's name was Cindy, so it makes me uncomfortable to call her that, so I stick to Cidney.
>>341310015
I'll have to concede that.
>>341309285
What ass?
>>341307712
I'm a true ass man, not a phony like you fags, I appreciate all types of female asses. Bigger ones are certainly better, but I can enjoy smaller ones too.
>>341309616
Hip to waist is the same thing as butt. They're literally all connected and only serve to benefit or detract from the other.
>>341310764
>I'm a true ass man
>Im biased agains bigger ones
>I like flat asses
>>341311162
Chest and shoulders is the same thing as tits. They're literally all connected and only serve to benefit or detract from the other.
>>341311162
A nice ass is a necessary but not sufficient condition for a good hip to waist ratio.
>>341311242
>Im biased agains bigger ones
>biased
What part of my post even hinted at that? I even said
>Bigger ones are certainly better
Being ridiculously into facesitting porn, I kinda like the bigger variety.
>>341278628
Yes, she punches you in the face if you choose it.Then she blows you.
>>341260428
based square enix
>>341259313
>>341260342
>>341260428
literally no ass and I'm not even black or a thiccfag
