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>austin getting triggered by "the coon" part from the south park reveal at the ubisoft conference
GET FUCKED FAGGOT
>>341250276
I'll take "Things that never happened" for $200, Alex
>>341250276
Link?
>>341250382
It definitely happened. Austin was very visibly triggered by it. Alex was an even bigger faggot.
>The last season was pretty good
>NO!
>I liked PC Principal
>NO!
Alex was just outright rude and nasty to Dan (who admittedly deserves it because he's a faggot as well)
>>341250276
You guys enjoying E3 so far?
are e-celeb threads still allowed?
>>341250382
>being this deep in denial
>>341251194
https://youtu.be/cjFm3Ma2OuE
1:14:45
>>341250382
>>341250382
Sure it didn't, shame if there were video evidence.
Just watching this now, man Trey Parker's put on a bit of weight.
Can someone nuke Giant Bomb already
>>341251387
they only thing they cheered on was SJW shit
Austin and Alex shat on South Park writing, praised watch dogs writing
the website is officially bizarro world for people who just don't like video games anymore
>>341250382
All the nu-males in the crowd were fucking triggered dude. They even made a gay joke when 50 of them died the other day.
>>341251789
Theyre both billionaires in their 50s so its to be expected.
>>341251806
>praised watch dogs writing
What? The original?
>>341251387
>Six heterosexual white men complaining because muh poor minorities.
>>341251296
>visibly triggered
4Channers are not on the top of my list of people able to accurately process social queues and body language
>>341251945
They can't be that old, surely. I mean, if they were, then I'd be... fuck, I'm getting old.
>>341252150
But you can't use your own judgement?
>>341251947
Austin was doing his forced black guy routine again for dead sec because there's a black protag now. That fake anonymous group that loves those memez but have no time for character development or story in general
I'm officially just off GB now, TBFP is better even though it's filled with SJW stuff too, at they're still human like
>>341252150
>4Channers
Go back to wherever you came from, faggot
>>341252329
Been here since 2006 and you kids have become increasingly easy to trolololo ;)
>>341252290
TBFP have at least become more aware of what they were saying.
"The missus didn't want me to watch this movie because apparently it's whitewashing... So I went to see the movie"
>austin walker
>black
pick one
>>341252453
>trolololo
HAH, I remember reference.
Seriously, fuck off.
>>341250382
Dude Austin was visibly shaken by it, he was really trying to not show that it bothered him so much.
Guy actually takes the SJW seriously. Even got mad at PC Principal.
Both Austin and Alex can stand PC Principle, what a surprise....
>>341252631
It's not his fault.
He can't accurately process social queues.
>>341251682
Comments disabled.
Lul
>>341252745
austin and alexs faces as soon as PC principle came out were priceless
also based dan not being a faggot
>>341252938
That's when you know you've drank too much of the kool-aid, when a parody of your ideals triggers you too hard. At that point it stops being a parody, it becomes a fact. Alex just legitimized PC Principle completely right then.
>>341252938
I imagine Dan at his next job, esp if it isn't as a game journalizt, just talking crazy amounts of shit about how he hated being at GiantBomb. He's the most repressed person on the planet at the moment
>>341253434
I dunno, I feel like Jeff lets him be himself.
Remember Alex and Austin he usually doesn't even see.
Holy shit I've never actually seen somebody visibly triggered like that, what a little bitch.
>>341252602
Well according to his twitter pic he is
>>341252453
> capital C on channers
> not calling us /v/irgins or /v/tards or some variant
Sure you have.
>>341253767
in his fucking dreams
also he needs to shave off that shitty pube beard
>>341251682
You can just include the time in the link you know.
>>341252528
Did Matt say that? Because it's surprisingly funny.
>>341253767
Austin Walker is Black like Brian Gumbel and Obama are.
>>341253957
posting from my phone so couldnt get the timecode share option
>>341250276
I don't get it. What?
>>341254110
You can actually type shit on phones, I'm sure you can get the timecode as well, and you're an idiot for posting on a phone anyway.
>>341254008
he's blacker than Shaun King though
Austin can be as triggered as he wants but fuck Alex for his white guilt and shutting down Dan for trying to make it less awkward than it was. The GB shows hadn't been silent for all of E3 until that moment.
>>341254008
What about when compared to Wayne Brady?
>>341254118
Coon is slang for nigger.
>>341254209
im in bed and i cbf doing that shit
It satisfies me to know that giantbombs top two SJW's are quarantined in the east but đepresses me that the crown jewel Vinny is stuck with them.
>>341253964
Yep, I was shocked myself.
>>341254271
Shaun King is white
>>341254394
You're the worst kind of shitposter.
>>341254209
whats wrong with posting form a phone? are you in your late 40s and scared? are you tin-foiled? you literally have no reason to have beef with portable computers
>>341252290
You do realise people can just not like saying things without being SJW right? It's almost like opinions exist.
Addressing TBFP by the way, haven't followed GB for a while.
Easy Allies stream was so much better. Actually had intelligent shit to say and were excited about game announcements. Brandon grading trailers, Huber being the hypeman, Kyle being the skeptic, Ian getting called out whenever he's being a fag about something, Brad and Bloodworth being the most relatable actual nerdy goobers on the room, et cetera.
Meanwhile Giantbomb was 90% them just staring blankly before one of them shit on the game. And even with their insider info they were blatantly wrong even halfway through fucking trailers. Seeing them fail to recognize the artstyle of fucking Last Guardian or logo treatment of Resident Evil was fucking embarrassing to watch. Not to mention how fucktarded Alex is. What a fucking cunt that guy is.
>>341254536
>whats wrong with posting form a phone?
The quality of the posts generally suffer because these devices aren't as good to post from. As expressed in this thread.
>>341254549
This is true, but in this case we know enough about these "people" to make these categorizations.
They aren't just some strangers on the street.
>>341254681
Giantbomb doesn't like video games.
>>341254681
Who are the Easy Allies, ex giantbomb staff?
>>341254832
Ex GameTrailers
>>341254681
>easy cucks
piss off lmao
>>341251682
how can you be so fucking jaded
thats far beyond /v/ levels ffs
>>341252927
Never thought they'd stoop to this, pathetic
>>341254701
oh yes because /v/'s posts are generally high quality
>>341251695
I swear to fucking god, only thing that makes Austin black is that hair.
He's like 1/3 black at most.
>>341254984
What are you even talking about?
>>341255129
Are you implying you don't try to make your posts high quality? I do.
>>341255050
After the chat got racist at EAs battlefield showing with all the black celebs they shut down any sort of community comments outside of their own.
>>341255154
His mother had more black in her than he has ever had.
>Girl in Horizon gets on robot horse in game
>"That's pretty awesome"
>"Yeah that's really fucking awesome"
>"Hey guys thst might have been awesome"
>>341255223
Considering the WW1 game has fucking black Americans and Germans, but not ANY french people, it's fucking nuts.
>>341251682
Jesus fucking christ, this is unbearable to watch. Compare it to the Easy Allies reaction where they're just fucking loving it.
Why do people like GB again?
Isn't south parks thing making fun of every one?
>>341255287
I don't get how people can get excited about that game.
Visuals look great but the gameplay parts look generic as fuck.
>everyone getting their panties in a bunch over "The Coon" (which has been around for several years now)
>we'll probably get an encore of rectal ragnarok when FBW wins the Golden Dorito for Performance again
>>341253964
he's becoming more self aware, he's embracing the "i'm a pussy whipped bitch" persona at least. A level of self awareness no where on the radar for anyone currently working at GB outside of maybe Dan
>>341250276
What does Coon even mean now aside coon man? Did I miss some meme?
>austin has to talk about how nice it is that one of the press conferences had a woman and a black guy on stage
>>341255287
>>341255490
Anything that looks pretty and you shoot guns gets high praise from them.
>>341255490
I think it's slightly unique in that you don't just shoot shit, but have to grapple enemies and do battles in a specific way. Definitely not as good as the visuals though.
>>341254681
I found myself wishing Huber would tone it down after a few hours. Freaking out about every fucking thing became obnoxious
>>341255547
coon is an old insult for black people like nigger
>>341255505
Well, it's being made by Ubisoft, so it sure won't get any awards for being a well-made game to play.
kek Austin is such a fucking fat shriveled dick faggot
I actually want to see him cry from getting his feelings hurt, because you just know how pathetic he'd be
>>341255583
Damn beautiful bastard, why did you have to die, this would of never happened.
>kid kills deer
>Jeff: now you're a murderer, too
>>341255456
Yes, but these fucks thought political correctness was the one sacred cow to the franchise. They probably didn't even watch the show back in the 90s, or else they'd know it was founded on shitting specifically that.
>>341254549
right, they just so happen to hate everything SJWs hate. and like everything SJWs like. and most of the times explicitly say the reasons they don't like it is for SJW reasons.
besides that, they're def not mindless SJWs :^)
>>341253767
Hahahahaha what a fucking loser.
>>341255697
everyone at Giant Bomb is a limp-wristed Califag
>>341255697
>that entire bit during Ghost recon:Drugs edition of the southern man talking about vapeing
Hilarious
>>341255384
Because they're not a bunch of manchilds who jump off their seats when a game is announced? My reaction to games being announced is like them
>>341255714
Or, they'll say they hadn't watched the show in [number of years], and respond with "well, I would have thought the show would have grown up a little since I stopped watching it. I guess I was wrong."
>>341253767
God damn it's like those kids who would apply for scholarship because they have a great-great-great-great-ancestor that was Native American.
>>341255836
That was actually gold.
>>341255654
>>341254681
>>341254903
>>341255384
Fuck off to your Easy Allies thread that peaked at like 15 posters during the conferences. Underaged faggots.
>>341255287
it's a cool game just the praise they were giving it was clearly forced, it's like the world's most pathetic SJW hypemen all sitting at the same desk working in unison
How come people that are half black and half white consider themselves black people but not white people?
>>341256129
they all consider themselves black so they can play the victim card
>>341256129
Because if they call themselves black they get SJW victim points
Remember, you better agree with him or you're a racist!
>>341256042
True enough, can't wait for the liveshows later. Those trainwrecks are always a good time.
He also got upset when they were talking about sneaking the black guy movie in
Meanwhile on SBF's stream, everyone immediately looked at Woolie, all of them laughing.
>>341256290
>that destiny live show interview jeff did last year
comedy fucking gold
I can't figure out how people become SJWs. Is it something in the food?
My fucking head hurts.
>>341256438
Jesus christ.
>>341256290
>Boyes, Johnny V, and Lang, all confirmed for being on one of the shows
>Lang has confirmed on his podcast he's cooking something up in retribution for the phone number tweet last year
>>341256438
>Making fun of people different than us
>Also targets themselves near constantly
It makes fun of everyone.
It's equal in the fact that no one is spared.More proof that they don't want equality at all but preferential treatment.
>he thinks South Park is funny.
oh boy
>>341255836
i fucking laughed so hard my vision began to darken due to oxygen deprivation. jeff is truly the funniest motherfucker in GB
>>341256415
link?
>>341256438
Thank god they arent breeding
>austin visibly triggered
>head shaking
>supressing triggers
>alex stares wide eyed at the camera and shakes
>they text each other
>glance at each other during the COON part
No guys, Austin was just bored.
>>341254681
I tried watching Easy Allies and realized that even at their worst, Giant Bomb continue to be the best e-celebs around. Couldn't stand those fags, they remind me of "The Best Friends", people that get hyped and are incredibly unfunny and uninteresting.
These E3 streams made me think i'm done with GB.
>>341256438
>calls someone a slur
"bro just calm down lol it was satire"
>shoots someone in the face
"bro it was just satire?? why you so upset? lmao"
>>341255836
I laughed my fucking ass off during that. Shame it will be forever overshadowed by The Triggering.
Least Dan took a shit on the Sony conference
>>341256778
>the best e-celebs are SJW who hate everything good
>>341256759
The first game was good r-right?
>>341256942
Better than obnoxious faggots that get over-excited for stupid shit to the point of jumping on top of chairs.
>>341256653
https://youtu.be/iHfq7KY1JU4
2:33:56
>>341256954
It could also be referencing a Racoon.
Just like how people can be niggardly.
>>341256954
>Only Austin and Alex are addressing this joke that is old as shit
>The rest are talking about videogames
Thank god they go back to containment after E3 and I can ignore them.
>>341256926
I didn't think it was amazing but I honestly want to know what was so offensive about it. It was okay, microsofts was okay. Hell even Ubi's was fine until movie shit.
>>341257029
Hahah holy shit I forgot about this.
>>341256954
To be honest, it is a years old joke that isn't even actually a joke at this point. It's like being annoyed anytime Token Black comes on just because he's called that, you don't just change names willy nilly like that.
>>341256129
To be fair, nobody actually considers mixed people white.
>>341256954
sjws just getting butthurt where they can because they got fucking roasted last season
besides, the coon was already a thing like two or three seasons back, their feigned outrage is like two years too late
also the joke isn't "it's a slur" it's "cartman came up with a superhero name that's a slur without realizing it's racist because he's 8" but you can't expect sjws to think past three word summaries
>>341252150
>4channers
Kys
>>341257145
No one tell him what federal agents are colloquially called.
>>341257250
Token Black is still kind of a funny joke.
South Park last season was fucking amazing.
Next season I'm expecting it to be even better, since SJWs have gotten even fucking crazier during the Milo Yianoppulus tour and Trump success, there's been a huge amount of shit they can cover.
With PC Principal being in the new game I expect it to be extra triggering this time.
>>341251682
What was going through their minds:
>Images of violence in America? Haha yeah our country sucks, fuck America! That reminds me, I should renew my application for discounted bus passes.
>Coon?
>Coon!
>Oh shit, I better shut up right now. If I show even a single ounce of respect or acknowledgement for this game the people on twitter will be mad at me.
>Just keep quiet... make some extremely generic or disparaging remarks every now and then and you might just make it out with your SJW card intact.
>Alright, it's almost over. Just maintain an annoyed look and you'll be fine.
>>341256815
Why would u ever listen to what these guys have to say.
The "black" guy got visibly triggered and his friends where trying to console him and none of them laughed at South Park
While in the SBF stream when coon was mentioned everyone looked at Woolie an laughed with him and they actually laughed at South Park
>>341257376
they're probably gonna roast trump a bit too though considering how much momentum he's gaining and looking at the canadian wall episode from last season
>>341257359
>Token Black is still kind of a funny joke.
It's not a notable joke now anymore though. It's just there. Same with The Coon.
>>341253767
>His skin is darker in the art
>His features are more pronounced
>He's less fat too
like pottery
>>341251656
gbfags are so far gone its hilarious
>>341257536
>>His features are more pronounced
>>He's less fat too
That's how everybody's P4 art was though.
>>341257473
But they started siding with him at the end of it. In the end Garrison (Trump) was right and a hero.
I don't think you realize how much Matt and Trey despise Hillary Clinton. They're libertarians, I'm sure they'll rip on Trump a bit, but not nearly as much as they'll rip on Hill and her shills if they continue the political campaign plot of last season.
>>341257489
Honestly, I never really associated Cartman's "The Coon" moniker with him being a racist fat fuck. I mean, maybe Trey and Matt have said otherwise at some point, but I just figured it's because he's a raccoon-themed "hero."
I'm going to SF to visit my old folks this weekend.
What kind of protection do i need so i don't succumb into dyeing my hair pink and blogging about social justice.
>>341257159
Well Zero Dawn looked great but the rest of Sonys stuff was meh to bad. Another David Cage game, a gritty reboot of GoW and another Last of Us looking game. You got Kojimas game but fuck that's so far off and we know NOTHING about what kind of game it is and Kojimas track record is not great anymore.
While MS was not amazing they had Forza (continues to be the best open world racing game), Recore looks great. Scalebound looked kinda fucked up but Platinum rarely disappoints. Dead Rising 4 and State of Decay 2 got you covered on Zombie games. You got Gears, that Sea of Thieves game.
To be Sony gets a D and MS gets a B.
>>341257713
garrison was right incidentally
also i was referring to canadian trump and their remarks about him, it doesn't get much clearer than "we elected this guy because he was entertaining and then regretted it"
>>341257716
Me neither, but I never heard of coon being basically a synonym for nigger, not a native English speaker. But knowing that in hindsight, I'd say it's probably connected yeah. It's a bit of both, raccoon and racism.
TRIGGER WARNING
>>341257367
My great-grandpa used to call his favorite brand of cheese "coon-cheese" because it came in a black wrapper.
>>341251682
Why do they get asshurt about this? The Coon & Friends episode came out in 2010
>>341252150
>He doesn't just call us "channers"
Newgay detected guys#feelthebern
>>341257925
If you're getting offended by South Park in 2016 then you probably don't watch the show to begin with.
>>341251682
>white males
>>341257930
>Cops are good game
>This is somehow a bad representation of police that attempt to keep law and order
>>341257925
but interactive experiences were meant to be a safe space that only caters to me and not some sort of mass-market demographic that either doesn't mind or doesn't care about the blue comedy that has propped up Comedy Central for literally the last two decades
>>341257829
That was a bit before Trump became the only one who wants to keep our actual constitution unraped.
As libertarians, over the last year they've probably grown to like him a hell of a lot more than Hillary.
To quote Matt
>"I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals."
It's quite possible the new alt right movement has appealed to them. They share a LOT in common with Milo for one thing.
>>341258153
Probably black
>>341258153
>dindu gets arrested for commiting crimes
>Police are racist pigs!
>>341251682
>PC Principal shown
>"Who is that? Brian Bosworth?"
>"No, that's PC Principal, who was a major character on the recent episode of South Park, which was NOT good"
are you fucking kidding me? best season in ages
>>341257716
Has there ever been an episode where Cartman is racist against blacks?
He's racist against Mexicans and Jews, but never blacks.
Is this gonna be a good game
>>341258414
Truly, this season rivals their best classic seasons. I'd stopped watching for a few years, had to catch up on all the mediocre stuff to get to the amazing episodes from this season.
>>341258460
He has been racist against Token, but not in the same way as against the jew/mexicans. Shit like saying Token knows how to play bass in that christian rock episode, and that blacks can't do anything wrong now with that 1% episode, and setting him up with that black girl just because they're both black.
>>341258460
dude he's racist to token all the time
>>341258460
There's the hate crime episode in like season 3 or 4 but it's all just a misunderstanding and him and token make up.
Trey and Matt obviously aren't racist though. Do people not remember Isaac Hayes as Chef or that Trey was married to s Japanese woman or that Matt is married to a black lady?
>>341258469
The gameplay itself probably won't be spectacular, but the whole "playable South Park episode" aspect will most likely carry it like SoT.
The SRPG system mitebcool though.
>>341251682
What is Austin? Can't tell if he's like blackish or a mexican
>>341258460
There was that George Zimmerman/World War Z episode, where he assumed that post-verdict race riots would turn into the zombie apocalypse. Besides that, he's usually more casually bigoted, not outwardly so like he is toward Kyle or Mexicans.
>>341254681
>>341254681
every fucking, single E3 thread.
Are these guys actually shilling on /v/
fuck off marketeer
>>341251682
These numale cucks are the most boring people on the planet.
>>341251682
>I KNOW I KNOW
>I love these guys but...
>This is a bad demo, this is not the way to present this
>yea yea yea it is pretty brutal
>I think it was a really bad stage demo
>which was NOT GOOD
>NO
What the fuck happened to them?
Holy shit they're all a bunch of insensitive sissies.
>>341259285
The demo was flat though, it wasn't entertaining at all up until they started talking about the phases. The issue was made worse by Austin taking a shit in his pants and then grunting and huffing the entire time.
>>341251682
Was I unable to notice it before, or have these guys turned into the hugest bummers on the planet?
>>341255909
You get angry as fuck about non politically correct stuff and then cry about it while disabling the comment feature on your videos out of fear of being mocked?
>>341257930
>cops are good game
what game is he talking about?
>>341257930
That can't be real
>>341255654
Huber is unbearably obnoxious all the time. He's like that one kid you knew in grade school that had rampant ADHD.
>>341258438
But that right there shows there is a level of racism due to the discrepancy between the white and Hispanic numbers.
>>341259445
Oh fucking please. The jokes were mostly on point. Only the combat was pretty eh, but few people played Stick of Truth for the combat in the first place.
They were just getting triggered the entire time
>oh is this going to be the parents having sex joke again?
It's a joke South Park rarely uses, and the punch line with "stealing his backstory" was great, but they're afraid to laugh because their SJW cards won't let them laugh at non SJW stuff.
>>341251682
holy shit how fucking boring can you be it's infuriating
>Dan was the only one who had genuine reaction and enjoyment
He's a dumbass but a honest one.
>>341259741
Its a joke they literally used in the last game. Same with Cartman being a dick to you the player. It was a poor showing of what will probably be a great game like the first.
>>341257930
THE TRIGGERING
>>341257930
What "raciss cop game" was he talking about? Ghost Recon Wildlands?
>>341259447
They are really depressing now occasionally there is something funny but the rest is utter garbage taking itself too seriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEn60keGiMQ
Jeff's laugh <3
>>341250276
Looks like we got an edgelord over here
>>341259905
No, it was a great selection of humor and jokes for what will be a great game.
Did you get triggered by this shit too or something?
Hmmm
>>341259863
Shame that San Fran hates that, now conform or be shamed.
>>341259715
yeah, whites are much more likely to get shot by cops than any other race
>>341252094
>Austin
>passing as white
How do we save the US?
>>341260027
Not at all, I didn't find it funny until the Marvel talk. Stop the witch hunt, people are allowed to have different opinions on humor.
>>341259715
Only off by 1 on each end there, which is not significant.
Though if anything people should be freaking about that 1 white guy that was killed not firing on police.
>>341257813
A sense of humor?
>>341260264
The giant bomb opinion on humor was one that South Park is anti PC, anti SJ, and should be erased.
>>341258983
Go fuck yourself you retarded fuckstick. You could say the same thing about any shitty e celeb but the fact of the matter is that /v/ is full of human beings who watch different shit and a lot of /v/ watches easy allies. Go kill yourself you worthless sack of shit.
>>341259479
The Ghost Recon Cocaine Warriors one.
>>341253957
It doesn't work for embed smart ass.
>>341260434
those guys are clearly not cops what the fuck
>>341260548
It does for me mate.
what a bunch of porch monkeys
>>341258332
that entire game was about wetbacks
The entire South Park segment was pretty lame tho, I must admit.
>>341260267
Yea didn't realize those were the numbers of people because that's such a small sample size I didn't think anyone would be dumb enough to think such a small sample proves anything.
Such a shift in the percentage between charts WOULD be significant if you had a significant sample size to begin with.
>>341251682
what the hell is their problem? south park like was the only good part of the whole ubisoft conference.
>>341257813
A make america great again hat, and a bottle of pepper spray.
>>341260718
Hi Austin
>>341260718
The game looked good, but yeah it went on a bit too long. Could've cut out the origin story bit
>>341259447
Died with Ryan.
>>341260718
Same, shit doesn't work out of context. Especially the part where they tried to explain the gay fish joke, that was terrible.
>>341260792
hey cuck
>>341260720
The black chunk however is something that proves that, in general, blacks tend to be the aggressors that bring forth their own policing.
The other chunks, and the difference in size of one side to the other, mean nothing. It's simply something to compare blacks and non blacks.
>>341260718
It looked fantastic, actual tile combat and shit. The only thing I could say is bad is continuing to rely on fart joke stuff, especially because the "fart cloud" effect looked god awful.
Looks way better than Stick of Truth, and I liked Stick of Truth quite a bit.
>>341260718
>pretty
>an adjective term used to refer to beautiful females by those that want to have sex with them
DID YOU JUST USE A FUCKING MICRO AGGRESSION BRO?
The banter though.
>Jeff makes a joke
>Everyone laughs
>7 seconds later Alex piggybacks joke with snide one liner
>Nobody laughs or even smirks
Every mother fucking time.
>>341261012
I don't mean the game. I mean the entire presentation of it with Trey, Matt and the other guy.
The only game that I'm thinking on buying this year, I loved the first one, and if this game is triggering people by using jokes that are like 5 years old, I'm happy on supporting it.
>>341261154
Timing and deliverance is everything, they both make the same kind of remarks but Jeff knowing humour actually pulls it off.
hahaha they got mad about PC principal and said the last season wasnt good. they are so fucking mad that south park is making fun of liberals now. the PC principal season was the best south park season ever IMO. im fucking hyped to see the PC principal stuff in the game.
>>341261214
So, you got triggered then.
The only thing there worth complaining about was repeating the parents sex joke from stick of truth.
That's literally it.
>>341261012
The effect was recolored stock footage, the disconnect is the joke.
>>341257893
>>341261135
>(Intro a Chick)
Also Cartman talking about making movies with REAL PEOPLE and then they make one if a black person made me lost my sides.
>>341257930
what word ?
>>341260569
The sjw mind cant comptehend logic.
Its beyond its mental capabiletys.
>>341261521
>fine well see if you get even past phase one with your DC universe
Stone cold Cartman.
>>341261135
>Fastpass vs mosquito (direct to video)
>begin prequels
>intro to tupperware - cameo only
>coonland
>Intro a chick
10/10
>>341251682
it must be awful
being a humorless human being
>>341252259
I think it's 40s, not 50s.
>45/46.
Still spooky but
>>341261135
>COON y Amigos (Latin America Only)
my sides
>>341261617
The irony is almost too much.
>>341257893
>>341261407
Jesus, those are some big coons.
>>341261135
>Professor Chaos Squad
>Professor Chaos Live at Coachella
Kinda subtle, and it's kinda funny how suicide squad turned into a Joker movie.
They completely missed the Jewish character being called "The Kite"
Austin is not the most observant person.
being an SJW seems like a lot of work. you can't just enjoy things. you have to run everything you experience through a checklist before you're allowed to enjoy it.
such is the price of being a member of the cabal, i guess.
>>341261135
>SuperCraig X WonderTweek
Heh.
>>341261135
>SUPERCRAIG X WONDERTWEEK
i love how southpark knows how to do anime parodies correctly
>>341262273
>(Japan only)
D E E P L O R E
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>>341252259
South Park has been on the air for 19 years, and the original "Spirit of Christmas" shorts are 24 and 21 years old respectively. A large portion of this userbase probably wasn't even alive when Chef bedded Katie Lee Gifford, and a good chunk of that userbase probably wouldn't know who Chef was if it weren't for constant re-running and syndication.
>>341262223
Yes, being perpetually offended by everything must be so exhausting.
>>341256954
People who use a cartoon verson of themselves for their avatars are bad news bears, aren't they?
It's like a fedora of twitter. In fact, it's literally the exact same as back when everyone was a weeb teenager and used some chibi/anime form of themselves for an avatar.
Fuck look at that faggot austin, it looks like some self insert anime clipart motherfucker.
>>341262176
maybe he has a blindspot to antisemitism because he's an anti-Zionist like many SJWs
I really don't understand the appeal of the Giant Bomb crew. They are all such fucking boring people with absolutely no chemistry between one another.
>>341251682
Goddamn it, fuck them in the ass they are completely down the SJW rabbithole. What a bunch of retards.
>>341262410
yes, actually. just try to think about the mental gymnastics one would have to do. it's kind of astounding.
>>341262129
They only get that way by laying around all day. Lazy coons.
>Alex talking shit about pepe during the drive
>>341251906
DUDE. Now that is AWESOME haha. They don't care what ANYONE THINKS. Wow...... how are they so based???
>>341262518
the only people who continue watching it have been around since it was actually halfway decent. they just don't know how to let go.
>>341262518
DELETE THIS this is a giant bomb SAFE SPACE
>>341254701
really? on a phone you take your time.
with a keyboard you ratatat at it and sumbit
GiantBomb threads are sort of the gathering for the few SJWs on /v/ to gather, although most try to hide it behind whatever concern troll they're going with.
How many of you faggots post on neogaf or follow Anita on twitter?
>>341261587
but
>>341261135
Mysterion = DareDevil
SuperCraig = Superman
Coon = Batman
Fastpass = Flash
Professor Chaos = Joker
Tupperware = Black Panther(?)
WonderTweek = Wonder Woman(?)
What is Human Kite, Toolshed and Mosquito supposed to be?
>>341262650
what did he say?
>>341262679
>you will never be a humorless human being
thank you jesus for blessing me with a funnybone
>>341262731
Bully proof windows troll safe doors~
I thought it was funny as fuck
>>341251682
There's like one guy managing to crack a smile, holy shit.
>>341262743
Clearly not everybody shares your opinion.
>>341251682
>watching those nu-males react to real comedy
oh man, my sides. those faces are priceless.
>>341250276
Just remember that it only white people that get offended by that shit.
This coming from a nigger
>>341251682
Hahahaha what a bunch of killjoys
What? GB being a bunch of boring and overly cynical sensitive faggots as usual? I'm shocked.
>>341262795
Oh, I actually forgot that Cartman tries to be Batman, but Mysterion does the job better, so I guess Cartman is shitting on Mysterion by giving him the role of Daredevil
>>341262795
Human Kite is Hulk. Notice how he gets one movie then is only ever in crossovers?
Toolshed is spider-man, ala the tupperware cameo
Mosquito I have no idea.
>>341263476
Did someone reply with something to the extend of "that's why they use a shotgun"?
>>341251682
>commiefornians
>>341263476
It's always the same shit every time
>Punching down instead of up
>Aim their fire in the wrong direction
>It's okay to make fun of people, but only people I think need to be made fun of
>>341261521
>then we can ease in with a Black guy
or whatever that line was made me laugh out loud.
>>341263795
you're either on the right side of history... or the wrong side.
>Alex shit talking the last season of South Park
But it was the best season they've done in a long ass time. What a fucking idiot.
>>341261407
>>341257893
Remember when World of Warcraft had a Maine Coon as one of the collectable pets and had to change the name because some people were screaming and crying about racial slurs?
I weep for the future of humanity.
>>341263521
>Toolshed is spider-man, ala the tupperware cameo
yeah, that makes sense, I also didn't notice the "Toolshed: The Animated Series"
>>341263476
Someone should send him Matt's "I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals." quote, and that Trey is registered as a Libertarian.
>>341263912
It's obviously because he felt targeted, he's clearly a pc shit.
>>341263912
Can I just stay on the sidelines and watch both sides of history scream and spray feces at each other as it all burns down?
>>341263875
The funny thing is, throughout human history the actual civil rights activists and non PC culture are the correct ones, and the ones that want to censor speech to protect or benefit a certain group are always the wrong ones.
But they're blind to this.
>>341251682
>that awkward fidgeting in the trailer part
i thought the sjw tag was just a meme
these guys actually fucking exist?
>>341251682
>fat nigger gets triggered so hard
>>341264279
yep. they seriously get offended by little paper cutouts. they're the 90s soccer moms of today.
>>341257250
I just realized he was token black from this post. After all these years it finally clicked
>>341264153
The world works best with rightist leaders under leftist pressure, the other way around (now) is absolute shit with no remarkable social, scientific or political advancements, with a heavy focus on absolute non-issues. This is not the path to the golden future of mankind.
>>341263912
Social Justice types fucking hate it because it targeted their PC bullshit and SJ activism.
They seem to forget that South Park was ALWAYS anti PC, the scientology episode to fuck with Chef's VA was proof of that a long ass time ago.
But no, it's okay when it's being anti religion (BUT DO NOT INSULT THE NAME OF ALLAH AND MUHAMMED INFIDEL), anti white, anti republican, anti hillbilly, anti midwest, anti jesus, anti war and so on.
But when it's anti liberal? REEEEEEEEEEEEONG SIDE OF HISTORY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341257250
He should have multiple surnames, because he's also the token rich kid.
>>341251682
What a bunch of pretentious fat fucks
Can someone remind me why anyone cares about this unfunny bunch? These have to be one of the most boring people in the "industry" really. Not surprised by anything after their FFVII remake announcement reaction. Like someone put a pistol to their heads and forced them to do whatever the fuck they're doing.
>>341264685
Well, he was originally just a background character with a name, like Craig. It wasn't until later where he was shown to be from the richest family in town, obviously playing to the trope that black characters can seemingly never be shown as destitute or disadvantaged if it's not to preach a moral on TV.
>>341251682
Do they guys like videogames or do they get paid to complain about them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
>not liking the last season of south park
I hate that they only rely on topical stuff nowadays but at least when they do they are on point.
>>341263476
>MUH PUNCHING DOWN
I wish they would punch down harder jesus fuck the triggering after the fact is funnier than any of their actual jokes
>>341250276
you're whats wrong with GB
>It's a "we all stare blankly at the screen only to occasionally grunt in disapproval or try to crack a joke that no one even reacts to" episode
Why do these dull losers even do streams? They have literally nothing interesting to say and they certainly aren't entertaining, so what exactly do they have going for them? It's so boring to see these ugly fucks consistently resort to their classic, easy cynicism, it's like I'm watching people who think it's too "lame" to have a fucking personality.
>>341265626
>GET OUT OF MY SAFE SPACE YOU INTOLERANT TOXIC ANTI PC WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY CONSERVATIVE PERSON THAT RELIES ON SO CALLED "FACTS" AND "HUMOR" INSTEAD OF HUGS AND LOVe
I can understand why he doesn't like the joke. What's annoying is that he makes a way bigger deal of it than it deserves, when in South Park terms it's the equivalent of a fart joke. He could just make a remark about how he thinks it's a stupid gag that makes light of racism, and that would at least keep them talking. But instead he postures with body language and little quips, making the whole room tense. Everyone stays silent for most of the video because Austin turned himself into the elephant in the room.
>>341256893
Your post is satire
>>341265932
why are you so triggered man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQOR0FWqrZE#t=54m26s
lol
>>341265932
How is saying somebody can include the time in the link being triggered in any sense of the word? Dipshit.
>>341255836
>>341255697
i love this shit
it gets "US GAMERS" so mad its amazing
>how about that new cod
>>341265932
austin go plz
My mom hated south park when I was a kid but nowadays if she catches me watching it she'll stick around a few minutes and the it'll usually get a laugh out of her. How fucking soulless do these people have to be to wince at south park?
>>341265932
Go back to your Nazi police forums, Austin.
>>341259810
>not screaming and jumping like pewdiepie
doesn't mean your boring
Alex has the most grating voice I have ever heard in my life. Something about the way he pronounces r's is fucking insufferable. He has the voice of "that kid"
DUDE if you don't like fart jokes over the age of 20 or ""offensive"" jokes like "Hitler wuz ok lol" or "dem jewz like money xDDd" you are literally a betacucknumale and probably SJW as well amirite?
>>341266452
They probably watched it until it started picking on social justice warriors
>>341256954
>at their best South Park took the piss out of things I like them taking the piss out of
>>341266686
my only problem with him is the way he freaks the fuck out every time he tells a joke. it's like he has a mini-seizure or some shit.
>>341266693
you're an SJW because you're getting upset that other people are enjoying comedy you find "offensive"
>>341266693
That is right though.
Being "above" humor is the most cuck thing you can do.
Fart jokes are funny.
*farts on you*
>>341266693
this
since when did NOT LIKING SOUTH PARK become a free ticket into getting called sjw and cuck ?
disgusting.
>>341266452
Conspicuous concern is the social currency of today's liberal culture
>>341266660
So I guess you're only two options for presenting yourself in a stream are "act like Pewdiepie" or "Look like you're going to fall asleep and say almost nothing insightful or funny in a room full of people you clearly don't get along with for three hours"
>>341266660
I'll take Pewdiepie, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and the black guy who calls Sakurai "Daddy" over these fuckwits any day. At least they enjoy video games and don't have giant sticks up their asses over retarded SJW bullshit.
>>341266969
ok then in what way can i not like southpark and not get called sjw ?
>>341257930
>Did you hear something Matt?
>What?
>Could've swore I heard the sound of an ass shattering somewhere
>>341267304
by not being a little bitch about it
>>341256954
Did this faggot miss the trailer where they did nothing BUT making fun of capeshit? Guess you can't pay attention when your explaining how not triggered you are.
>>341266693
No but if you find them offensive instead of just stupid, then yeah you are a betacuckmale. You hear that Austin? YOU ARE A BETA KEKMALE.
>>341267304
Don't watch it?
>>341267004
There's a difference between not liking South Park and throwing a shitfit over "The Coon"
>>341267532
the conference segment was like 15 minutes tho
>>341251682
>getting this buttravaged over a joke
political correctness has ruined us
>>341267304
Don't watch it? Don't be a little bitch about it? I haven't watch South Park in ages and have never found myself in a discussion with a friend over it despite them liking South Park. Be the adult and just don't give a fuck, but hey you can "teach" this people that what they are doing is wrong instead! Yeah that will help your relationships with them! No wonder you SJW kind are always surrounded by your SJW friends, you drove all the rest away. And this GB stream is the proof, there were people that found SP funny that were literally covering their mouths because on of the persons in the room thought of that content as "problematic".
>>341252756
TOASTY
>>341252290
you either didn't watch the conference and get all of your news secondhand from GG and /pol/ or are completely delusional. They shit on the Watch Dogs 2 writing THE ENTIRE TIME IT WAS BEING SHOWN. Austin was one of the most vocal people in the group shitting on it. You're literally just wrong. You are arguing in the face of reality.
Also "forced black guy routine."
HE IS A BLACK GUY. HE'S ALLOWED TO FEEL THE WAY A BLACK GUY WOULD ABOUT THIS SHIT. Have you ever considered that we might see things differently if we weren't born pasty white nerds? Maybe that isn't anyone's fault? I know you're autistic but put yourself in someone else's shoes.
And I know a bunch of morons are probably going to dogpile on me and call me an SJW. Fuck you people. I've browsed this board every day for 7 fucking years and I know a lot of you people weren't very bright in the first place and there are a lot of children here as usual but I am seriously disappointed in how fucking stupid you're all being. The level of discussion here has somehow gotten worse.
Austin is extremely moderate and carefully spoken for one of your "SJWs" and actually seems like a pretty open minded person. Maybe everyone on the internet doesn't fit into your demonized stereotype.
>>341267910
and?
don't watch it hell, mute it so your little baby ears aren't offended
>>341267945
it was a live show
their job is to comment on this crap.
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016pressnintendo_1_1400@46333?
>>341251682
>I dont know these guys
He is for real?
>>341256438
Alex is autistic.
>>341267230
you need to be 18 to post here
>>341268012
>i've been here forever
guess how i know you haven't
>>341268063
Yeah and he can be "above" it and say, I don't find this shit funny or be a beta cuckmale and take on twitter and sermon other people why the thing they like/enjoy is WRONG AND PROBLEMATIC.
Fuck you.
>>341257930
What word is he talking about?
>>341268012
He can always NOT get triggered by a fucking VIDEO GAME. There are thing sin the world worth fighting against. Video games are NOT one of those things.
>>341268268
Coon. It's a slag word for black people that compares them to animals that pick through garbage.
>>341268180
You a real nigga.
>>341268380
That's silly anon, Cartmans hero is based on a raccoon
>>341268012
>HE IS A BLACK GUY
>>341268243
Good thing I'm twice that age. You can keep defending your easily-triggered SJWs if that makes you feel happy.
>>341268012
>he's an '09 babby
wew
>>341266356
He's a fucking character, right? Like he's playing a character who gets overexcited at diversity or something. He must be.
>>341255384
>Why do people like GB again?
Only /v/ likes GB because people here are as jaded and sad as them.
>>341250276
>triggered over a cheese
Wow
>>341268602
literally why?
>>341268602
Are you retarded? We have 200 more posts to go.
>>341251682
>stick of truth was a good game!
>this is a bad demo
SoT had just as much stupid shit in the beginning as this one.
But some of them said they don't know Matt and Trey so why am I surprised.
>>341258210
Both creators are libertarians.
>>341251682
>that 1 guy trying really hard not to laugh while the other put their mean mugs on
my fucking sides I wonder if they had to cry after watching this
>Getting offended by fucking South Park 20 years after it's started
These guys man, it's almost like they're trying to get mad about something.
>>341267304
Say that "this isn't really funny" without being pouty while doing it.
>>341256386
They also constantly talk about the coming race war and make fun of black stereotypes all the time.
>>341268380
When I hear "coon" I think of the animal first and foremost. But then I'm not an SJW trying to find offense in everything.
>WoW has the Maine Coon breed of cat as a pet
>some noisy retards start screaming that it's insulting to black people
>Blizzard removes it
These people exist only to ruin life.
I wonder if there's been a Giant Bomb thread in several years that wasn't 100% people going "I'm done, I'm done!" and crying about the site because someone acted like a faggot on Twitter or didn't trip over themselves laughing at something that wasn't PC.
The only people visibly acting like faggots were Austin and Alex. Both of these people are from GBE. GBE is shit. GBE was always shit. Stop consuming GBE content and you'll be fine. It's a shame, but they'll never fire them and Vinny is dead.
>>341263917
I missed that.
>Being triggered by a large fluffy kitty's breed name
they should kts desu baka senpai
>>341251682
>SoT was a good game
>tFbH was bad
Are this guys serious? I mean SoT had a fetus battle and your parents fucking in the background and your dad hitting you with his balls and a lot of humor heavily related to South Park. HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCK THIS ANY FUCKING DIFFERENT?! OHH I KNOW HOW, YOU FUCKING SJW ARE SO RETARDED THAT TAKE OFFENSE AT EVERYTHING!
>joke is cartman is a stupid racist asshole
>getting offended by this portrayal and call it boorish
This is irony right? He's literally complaining they're portraying racism as too stupid.
New thread is here boys
>>341268182
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BO
Non-Coon Non-Nigger Non-Triggered thread here
>>341268182
>>341268252
that's fine. You're wrong.
>>341268348
Like literally at the very worst he called the "Coon" thing lazy. That was never the funny thing about those episodes or the game in the first place, why do you give a shit either? That's hardly being triggered.
>>341268508
that's actually a really good gif I'm keeping that
>>341268557
Yeah. Mock me all you want I stand by what I said. Do you have a problem with it? Why don't you engage with me on an actual human level and give me your opinion? Like what the fuck if you're going to call someone out actually put in some effort asshole.
>>341268671
Yeah. I'll take that. I was pretty young when I started lurking too.
>>341257325
I just call you faggots anons but I never saw anything wrong with 4channers.
I'm foreign and I had no idea "coon" had something more to it, I though it was just a diminutive for racoon. Am I missing something, is there a reason to name the super-hero coon?
>>341269769
>really i've been here forever
sure you have
>>341251682
I hope they make a southpark episode about these fucking blouses holy shit
>>341269904
coons dig in the trash looking for food
so do racoons
>>341269769
>Like literally at the very worst he called the "Coon" thing lazy. That was never the funny thing about those episodes or the game in the first place, why do you give a shit either? That's hardly being triggered.
I mostly agree with this. What bothers me is how Austin addresses it with little quips and body language instead of bringing it up directly, and this makes the whole room tense and awkward.
Will this be the GB comfy steam thread?
>>341251682
Why does he look like he's trying to hold back tears for half the entire conference
like, I can get being upset but jesus christ, he looks like somebody just told him his mother died.
I hope Austin's retarded nigger face is obscured behind that coffee machine for the remainder of the conference
>>341270282
okay
>>341269904
Coon is a derogatory term for black people
>>341271016
Austin "The Coon" Walker
>>341250276
Jeff and Vinny are the best people at Giant Bomb and it's a shame that they'll never be together again
>>341264039
>le only right side is the neutral side meme
faggot
>>341265168
that is such a good song, South Park came back in such a big way
>>341264039
that would make you a pussy
>>341269904
It's an old derogatory term that probably originated in the southern united states.
"I'm black" - Austin Walker
>>341270247
I actually went and checked his Twitter before I said anything to see if he commented on it and he did. He just said that he wasn't offended and he just thought the "joke" (and if there is one I guess that's up for debate) was boring and lazy.
I'll agree the situation got a lot more awkward towards the end, but I think a lot of that was how awkward that presentation was in general and I think a lot of /v/ is seriously projecting on this one. Remember how strong that first gameplay demo of the Stick of Truth was? The combat looked great and there were some funny bits but I don't think this presentation really did the game a lot of favors. This is coming from a huge South Park fan who is really excited for TFBH,
>>341271764
he identifies as an african american attack helicopter
have you got a problem with that anon?
you don't want to be a bigoted white male now do you?
>>341272028
What if I do
>>341251682
>"this is not the way to show this game"
>meanwhile the crowd is loving it and is going crazy
>>341263234
Fucking horrifying.
>>341272082
then i'm afraid i'll have to report this to the interweb popo
>>341263234
Vinnex seems like a cool guy.
>>341266452
Why are you still living with your mom?
didn't seem to be a much of a reaction in that video
however they're absolutely terrible casters and even I would do a five times better job
>>341271770
>The combat looked great and there were some funny bits
So just like this one then?
>>341251695
This guy is actually a white Swede who did a body swap with an American of black heritage because he didn't feel he was being progressive enough.
The More You Know
>>341264039
That's what the last season of South Park was. People keep forgetting the Mr. Garrison/Trump jokes and that PC Principal ended up being the hero of the season.
It was primarily a season against hypocritical and corporate PC culture
>>341251682
What the fuck is wrong with them? Is it because the black guy was triggered from the start?
The jokes were funny.
>>341272863
You could be a donkey in human skin and I still believe you.
Dan's retarded unbridled enthusiasm again. I swear If I shat in his mouth he'd probably enjoy it
>>341256680
So... Double-think for brown people?
I don't get it. This is just dumb.
We're here, guys
>>341268182
>>341272082
holy shit, this nigga is serious>>341272362
Last time I had to delete my twitter account because of the people spamming shaming words on me.
>>341273512
PC Principal, Mr Garrison and Bruce Jenner were the heroes that put through all that "Ads" bullshit
>>341272904
sorry my phrasing wasn't clear. I was talking about the new one
>>341276407
Nintendrones are so sad, worse than SJWs
No chill from NeoGAF, Perm banned for bringing up SJW in the giantbomb thread. GG
