GET READY TO GET DISAPPOINTED AGAIN
Unlike Konami, Sony will bankroll whatever crazy idea Kojima has with as much time as he needs.
>>341208056
Cant wait for it to be released on PS5
>script
>hideo kojima
how you know the game is gonna be bad
Not a clue on what this game will even be about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt2K45vwTM4
Cant wait to see Norman Reedus doing anime backflips off ghosts heads
I haven't played a Kojimbo game since the PS2, but I'm glad he's still in business after that bullshit with konami.
>>341207840
Wait a minute... that cover.
>>341208056
And just like last time, he won't give two fucks about the story, content, or satisfaction of the player.
Just like last time and in MGS4, he will explain all the mystery in the dullest and dumbest way possible.
>>341207840
WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
>>341208956
WAIT!!!
>>341209031
And you'll play it.
>>341207840
>eat
>sting
what does it mean
>>341207840
Man, that trailer was PRETENTIOUS as FUCK.
>>341209164
I won't even pirate it.
>>341207840
The new Neon Genesis Evangelion looks neat
>>341207840
Literal movie poster.
>>341209134
>>341209267
kojima has every fucking right in the world to be pretentious. he may not get it right everytime, but when he does, holy shit it's a beautiful well crafted game.
>>341209117
x2 zoom
>>341207840
> Kojima / Nojima
What did he mean by this?
>>341209786
ENHANCE!!!
>>341209952
Nojima is the guy who wrote the Japanese MGS novelizations (Bar MGS4, which was done by the late Project Itoh).
>>341210138
God, I miss that proto-'meme'. I remember EvilChan raiding /b/ with CP after moot went emo. Made me quit 4chan.
>>341210138
>>341207840
>STEATING
>EAT STING
>DHRAND
>>341209631
For a 15yro maybe, as i grew older looking back the mgs ive played i felt a cringe through my spine.
>>341207840
>>341209631
>but when he does
he never does
>>341209134
make it bigger this is gold
>>341207840
>EAT SHIT GRAND HD
what did he mean by this?
>>341210138
I feel pretty disgusted with myself that was the first thing I thought.
>>341210793
>>341208748
>9999 C4
>>341207840
>one-man cast
>poster is the same outfit from the trailer
It's either going to be short as fuck or repetitive as fuck.
>>341209973
x4 ZOOM
>>341210615
>EAT AND STING
>Eat babies to grow your power
>Then sting whales to death
>>341210615
>EAT
>RAND
The cult behind this guy I'll never fucking get.
Can a free sonygger explain to me the rabid idolisation of Kojima?
All I see is pretentious shooters that don't know whether to be movies or games, filled with awkward as hell Japanese "humor" and some over the top Jap traipsing around like he's the messiah.
>>341209134
Can't stop laughing.
>>341209134
Please end your life.
Exclusive new trailer for the much anticipated new game from Hideo Kojima 'Stranding Deep'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIGJZmNFZ54
I knew a Japanese milf named Kojima, we used to sext and skype all the time because she was unhappy with her marriage.
>>341212870
Post Kojima's ass and tits
>>341213935
Nah.
>A ps4 exlusive
AAAAAAAHHHH
FUCKING CONSOLE KEKS
STOP TAKING MY GAMES AWAY
I DIDN'T SPEND 1300$ ON MY PC FOR THIS
REEEEEEEEE
>>341209631
kojimas games are pure kino, I almost think the guy has legit austism
>>341208056
RIP Sony, it was good while it lasted.
>>341214302
timed
>>341210138
Exactly what I thought the moment it came up
>>341207840
>HIDEO KOJIMA
>HIDEO KOJIMA
>HIDEO KOJIMA
>HIDEO KOJIMA
Jesus, this man is literally the Marc Jacobs of vidya.
C H A P T E R 3
H
A
P
T
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3
>>341208748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwXUus-accc
>>341209267
Why are you (and some others on /v/) calling this trailer "pretentious?" Would you call anything with vague symbolism at all "pretentious?"
I'm not exactly calling Kojima some creative genius, but when did /v/ become so vehemently anti-intellectual?
For a trailer without any gameplay, I thought it was well-made and interesting.
He's so fucking full of himself, laughable.
This is going to be a 6/10 game at best, but /v/ will suck its cock because their favorite pretentious gook made it.
>>341207840
PEE CEE KEK
MAD AS FUCK
MALE PREGNANCY
>>341216657
The abuse of symbolism in media made people wary of it.
I just hope Kojimbo is up to the task with his new game.
http://www.kojimaproductions.jp/
read this for a bit of a better understanding
>>341207840
I just saw the trailer and laughed the whole way through. Some things that struck me:
>you don't see his dick
>man giving birth to a baby
>man + baby = manbaby
I dunno, the whole thing seemed hella misogynistic and cliche.
>>341209308
Lol, this.
>PLS have Asuka
>>341207840
It will be good and you are a kike!
The trailer already has several levels of depth!
Gas yourself!
>>341207840
It hardly looks like a game right now. Im still curious as to what he has in store however.
>>341216796
Also melting babies, dead animals and UFOs.
No Kojima, I just got off your ruse cruise. Please, don't make me get on board again. Please...
>>341214302
Us Xboners would appreciate you not using derogatory terms such as "console keks" seeing as how we're supplying you with fresh AAA titles now.
It's solid snake.
STRANDING MAN ASS
>>341216875
>the site is a bunch of grid lines and a faint background of clouds
What does Kojima mean by this?or, did the site just not load properly for me?
>>341217971
same here
>From Sapiens to Ludens
>Ludens were evolved humans with special abilities
>baby turns into "black goop" and walks away invisible
>black goop is just NANOMACHINES again
watch
>Dead crabs on the beach
What did Kojima mean by this?
>>341217971
>>341218560
http://img.kojimaproductions.jp/img/works/full/13.jpg
You must look harder
>>341219496
whoa
>>341219784
<p>From Sapiens to Ludens</p><p>We are Homo Ludens (Those who play). </p> <p>From the moment we enter this world, </p> <p>we instinctively invent ways to have “fun”, </p> <p>and share our inventions with those around us.</p> <p>We are not asked to do this,</p> <p>nor do we need reasons to create. It is simply who we are.</p> <p>We find one another and compete with one another. </p> <p>We laugh together and cry together; all while playing together.</p> <p>Our experiences bind us and liberate us.</p> <p>To share our most valuable experiences,</p> <p>we create stories, invent tools, and evolve the art of play.</p> <p>Play has been our ally since the dawn of civilization.</p> <p>“Playing” is not simply a pastime,</p> <p>it is the primordial basis of imagination and creation.</p> <p>Truth be told, Homo Ludens (Those who Play) are</p> <p>simultaneously Homo Faber (Those who Create).</p> <p>Even if the earth were stripped</p> <p>of life and reduced to a barren wasteland, our imagination and desire</p> <p>to create would persevere beyond survival,</p> <p>it would provide hope that flowers may one day bloom again.</p> <p>Through the invention of play, our new evolution awaits.</p> <p>KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS</p> <p>We are Homo Ludens. We are those who play.</p>
The game will be a wasteland sandbox where you "create" new worlds to "play" in.
>>341207840
What's the last good Kojima game?
>>341220257
mgs3
>>341211290
Hmmmm....................
I don't know why the hell I've given Kojima this power over me, especially in the wake of MGSV, but goddamn if the man doesn't know how to generate hype.
>>341220407
But that's not a Kojima game.
It will be Raiden all over again.
>>341220087
Interesting. The sites loads fully now, though, and that text appears under the link "message," so it seems more like a mission statement for Kojima Productions than for Death Stranded itself.
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour
A Robin Red breast in a Cage
Puts all Heaven in a Rage
A Dove house filld with Doves & Pigeons
Shudders Hell thr' all its regions
A dog starvd at his Masters Gate
Predicts the ruin of the State
A Horse misusd upon the Road
Calls to Heaven for Human blood
Each outcry of the hunted Hare
A fibre from the Brain does tear
A Skylark wounded in the wing
A Cherubim does cease to sing
The Game Cock clipd & armd for fight
Does the Rising Sun affright
Every Wolfs & Lions howl
Raises from Hell a Human Soul
The wild deer, wandring here & there
Keeps the Human Soul from Care
The Lamb misusd breeds Public Strife
And yet forgives the Butchers knife
The Bat that flits at close of Eve
Has left the Brain that wont Believe
The Owl that calls upon the Night
Speaks the Unbelievers fright
He who shall hurt the little Wren
Shall never be belovd by Men
He who the Ox to wrath has movd
Shall never be by Woman lovd
The wanton Boy that kills the Fly
Shall feel the Spiders enmity
He who torments the Chafers Sprite
Weaves a Bower in endless Night
The Catterpiller on the Leaf
Repeats to thee thy Mothers grief
Kill not the Moth nor Butterfly
For the Last Judgment draweth nigh
He who shall train the Horse to War
Shall never pass the Polar Bar
The Beggars Dog & Widows Cat
Feed them & thou wilt grow fat
The Gnat that sings his Summers Song
Poison gets from Slanders tongue
The poison of the Snake & Newt
Is the sweat of Envys Foot
The poison of the Honey Bee
Is the Artists Jealousy
The Princes Robes & Beggars Rags
Are Toadstools on the Misers Bags
A Truth thats told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent
>>341207840
>Hitori Nojima
Is this a real person?
It feels like wordplay
>>341220954
It is right it should be so
Man was made for Joy & Woe
And when this we rightly know
Thro the World we safely go
Joy & Woe are woven fine
A Clothing for the soul divine
Under every grief & pine
Runs a joy with silken twine
The Babe is more than swadling Bands
Throughout all these Human Lands
Tools were made & Born were hands
Every Farmer Understands
Every Tear from Every Eye
Becomes a Babe in Eternity
This is caught by Females bright
And returnd to its own delight
The Bleat the Bark Bellow & Roar
Are Waves that Beat on Heavens Shore
The Babe that weeps the Rod beneath
Writes Revenge in realms of Death
The Beggars Rags fluttering in Air
Does to Rags the Heavens tear
The Soldier armd with Sword & Gun
Palsied strikes the Summers Sun
The poor Mans Farthing is worth more
Than all the Gold on Africs Shore
One Mite wrung from the Labrers hands
Shall buy & sell the Misers Lands
Or if protected from on high
Does that whole Nation sell & buy
He who mocks the Infants Faith
Shall be mockd in Age & Death
He who shall teach the Child to Doubt
The rotting Grave shall neer get out
He who respects the Infants faith
Triumphs over Hell & Death
The Childs Toys & the Old Mans Reasons
Are the Fruits of the Two seasons
The Questioner who sits so sly
Shall never know how to Reply
He who replies to words of Doubt
Doth put the Light of Knowledge out
The Strongest Poison ever known
Came from Caesars Laurel Crown
Nought can Deform the Human Race
Like to the Armours iron brace
When Gold & Gems adorn the Plow
To peaceful Arts shall Envy Bow
A Riddle or the Crickets Cry
Is to Doubt a fit Reply
The Emmets Inch & Eagles Mile
Make Lame Philosophy to smile
He who Doubts from what he sees
Will neer Believe do what you Please
If the Sun & Moon should Doubt
Theyd immediately Go out
To be in a Passion you Good may Do
But no Good if a Passion is in you
For some reason I don't like norman reedus, he looks like a crybaby faggot.
>>341221058
The Whore & Gambler by the State
Licencd build that Nations Fate
The Harlots cry from Street to Street
Shall weave Old Englands winding Sheet
The Winners Shout the Losers Curse
Dance before dead Englands Hearse
Every Night & every Morn
Some to Misery are Born
Every Morn and every Night
Some are Born to sweet delight
Some are Born to sweet delight
Some are Born to Endless Night
We are led to Believe a Lie
When we see not Thro the Eye
Which was Born in a Night to perish in a Night
When the Soul Slept in Beams of Light
God Appears & God is Light
To those poor Souls who dwell in Night
But does a Human Form Display
To those who Dwell in Realms of day
tl;dr - OPEN YOUR EYES
>>341221141
He looks like a chink
>implying this scene will be in the final game
Is STANDING all over again
>>341207840
Nice meme Konami, gud luck with your pachinko haha
>>341209631
>he may not get it right everytime, but when he does
Name one time. Actually go back and play those Kojima games and actually pay attention; the good parts of them were clearly not because of Kojima, but the people who told him to stop being a wanna be Hollywood movie faggot.
>>341221141
he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKpGU4TrhM4
>>341220857
We can only hope.
>>341221350
What game would kojima make? Third person shooter? Would we even play as Norman? Is it going to be tactical action? Is it going to be a walking simulator?
Kojima saved playstation
>>341217752
Because that post was clearly not a sonygger making fun of PC mustards.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHERES MY SILENT HILLS????!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341207840
Wow looks like a generic sundance indie flick
BRAVA KOJIMBO
this shit will be the definitely proof that kojima is a hack
>>341221721
Konami IP. Get rekt kojicuck.
>>341207840
Why does he have handprints all over him
>>341221816
Sins of the father.
This looks weird as fuck but original, as long as it's not some movie instead of a game and has some actual gameplay i'll be happy
>inb4 MGS have long cutscenes so the games are movies
The MGS games have superb gameplay and compensate for the long cutscenes.
When will you realize that Kojima was never the mastermind behind the good MGS games? It was all thanks to Fukushima.
Ready to be saved by Kojima
>>341221816
gay babys
>>341221921
>MGS games have superb gameplay
Except 4
>>341210615
>dhrand
>drhand
>dr hand
>venom is missing a hand
>venom is an allegory for ahab
>dead whales
DOES IT EVER STOP?
>>341209134
kekit's pachinko though
>>341221927
Nice try Fukushimafags or should I say Konamifags?
Can't stump the Kojima
>>341222072
Fukushima hasn't worked for Konami for more than a decade now.
>>341222072
>Can't stump the Kojima
Konami owns MGS, SH and ZOE
I'd say he's pretty stumped :^)
>>341222015
as a diehard Metal Gear fan, please explain what was so bad about 4s gameplay, I'm so sick of this game getting unnecessary hate
>>341207840
In case you fags havent figured it out.
He's immortal and gives birth to daughters/sons like a sea horse does.
He lives so long that they all die within a blink of his eyes because a century goes by in an instant to him since human brains aren't capable of comprehending time frames longer than a couple hundred years.
>>341209631
>implying kojima was the sole writer of the mgs games
>implying the 2deep messages are philosophical genius
Come back when your balls drop
>>341207840
He was better in boondock saints than in walking derp
>>341208956
>>341220539
But wait, there's more
>>341222223
>man
>giving birth
Holy shit, Kojima really is a hack. Next you'll say he breastfed them.
>>341216657
>I'm not exactly calling Kojima some creative genius
You don't have to because he does it for you.
>>341222223
> male birth
Kojama confirmed numale cuck.
I hope there's a long, graphic scene of him being horribly constipated and trying to push out a massive, rock hard stool, gasping and screaming, clawing at his ass, rectal mucus streaming from his gaping hole, blood swirling in the growing pool below him.
And then, when he's finally forced it out, there, drenched in his blood, feces and mucus is a baby.
>>341221535
It has to be Silent Hills re skinned. KojiPro put this trailer together pretty fast considering all things. I was talking about the scene on the nuclear trailer with Venom in the burned village though.
>>341210615
>Eat Rand
>STD HING
>>341222462
Yeah, Im sure they had silent hills all worked out. Gameplay, story, design. But since konami canned it they will repurpose it and make it completely unhinged.
>>341222015
4 had excellent gameplay like a rougher but more focused V it just had too much movie to compensate so people don't remember it.
>>341222215
Generic TPS shooting, braindead stealth even moreso than in the other games
The Rex segment was pretty cool though I'll give you that. Still not enough.
>>341222347
>>341222410
genetically modified super soldier that was sent to colonize/conquer/hold the planet but got trapped maybe and they left him to die for millions of years.
>>341210748
autism at its finest
>>341222609
>focused
Funny way to spell linear corridor
>>341222768
>Funny way to spell linear corridor
Have you ever played an mgs game? That's mostly what they are
There are few things I love in this world, but one of them is a Japanese game developer being led in front of an audience by way of a path that illuminates with his steps, receiving thunderous applause and cheers from a sea of normies, then show a trailer for whatever the fuck that was and receive acclaim.
I mean I love kojimas stuff because he's weird as hell, but how did everyone get convinced he is an artistic genius.
I got a question of you /v/
WHAT DO THE HAND SHADOWS ON HIS BODY MEAN
>>341222306
But what does it MEME?
>>341222904
I have, all of them in fact. Never bothered me as much as in 4. The Peru segment is especially jarring.
>>341222984
>but how did everyone get convinced he is an artistic genius.
Because his dick riders assume he literally did everything for each game.
>>341222984
He's a jap that likes Walking Pleb. Noble savage and shit.
AA
NAENTRS
DYOD
JAME
NIN
EATSTING
>>341207840
This is coming out in 2019 at the earliest and Im not even memeing.
>>341223291
1.5 years at the earliest so early 2018.
By now everything is worked out and they just have to actually make the game.
>>341209267
>don't understand the high IQ trailer
>start to feel insecure about this
>w-what can I do, I guess I really am retarded
>wait.... I KNOW, I'LL CALL IT PRETENTIOUS
>Puts his own name on the poster 4 times
Lmao
I see Konami telling him to fuck off has not humbled the hack in the slightest
>>341223393
>don't understand the pretentious trailer
>start to feel insecure about this
>w-what can I do, I guess I really am retarded
>wait.... I KNOW, I'LL CALL IT HIGH IQ
>>341211823
He writes John Carpenter b stories (poorly) and in the realm of videogames that's apparently something that gets you a fair bit of clout. He also seems to be really bad at management, but people still seem to think Konami are the bad guys for dropping the money sink before he completely bankrupt the company.
reminder that Kojima LITERALLY pimped out his country's most famous pornstar in order to get Reedus to agree to move in with him.
Under Norman's obligations in the agreement he has to
-Feature in any game Kojima produces
-refer to Mr Kojima as "Kojima shishou"
-keep fridge stocked with ground hamburger beef, vegetables and assorted soda
-sleep in the same bed as Mr Kojima, but with backs to each other to keep it decent
In exchange for all this Reedus lives rent free and gets to bang any JAV star he wants, as most of them are owned by the Yakuza to which Kojima is intimately involved with.
Is Norman the cleverest man on TV?
>>341223583
>-sleep in the same bed as Mr Kojima, but with backs to each other to keep it decent
Everyone's dream they never want to admit to.
>>341223735
I'd rather sleep with Kojima than Hitomi
>>341222462
Hasn't it already been said it's going to be "like Uncharted "?
>>341223393
>reading other people's conjecture on an ambiguous video makes me smart
>>341223524
>retard gets upset someone called him out
>start to feel insecure again despite shit posting about the trailer being pretentious
>w-what can I do, I guess I really am retarded
>wait... I KNOW I'LL CALL HIM A RETARD INSTEAD
>>341223583
i'm not sure what norman is standing next to but it's not fucking human
>>341223583
Living the fucking dream
>>341224176
>shit posting
Get wrecked, kojicuck.You copied the trollpost from the other thread anyway.
>>341223959
Yes, but the point is, we never saw what Silent Hills actually was. I may be wrong, but considering his studio is like 6 months old, its pretty impresive KojiPro managed to pull this trailer together for E3. Something from Silent Hills must be present here.
>>341224217
You're right, it's a goddess daughter of Kojima-sama who will bring everlasting good games (like he always has) and save all who believe in him
>>341223583
I will never understand the JAV meme and why everyone here seems to like it.
im not falling for it again. fuck that faggot gook and his shit games that don't live up to the hype
>Everyone gets excited over a fucking 2deep4u music video
>Literally no 'video game' in sight.
I fucking hate normies. You stupid fucks ruin everything.
>>341224567
white men are naturally more attracted to asian women and Japan produces the highest quantity of light skinned asian pornography.
So does this faggot do anything or is he just an idea guy taking all the credit
I'm moderately hype for it, but I was about as hype for MGSV out of fear of it not living up to the expectations and it still disappointed me. Either way, if this game does end up sucking at least we can all move on since there's no legacy to ruin.
>>341224707
MGS was a cool idea. Then he became a pre-Madonna and ran it into the ground.
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?
WHAT'S GOING THE FUCK ON
FUCKING TELL ME /VEE/
>>341224621
In terms of game development length the studio was practically just formed. It's not a surprise there's no gameplay yet. The hype comes from the fact that kojima has a good track record when it comes to making games, and now it's been confirmed that he's making one.
>>341224432
Hitomi could write a better story than Kojima.
She'd be ten times better than that horse too
>>341224621
This shit doesn't even have an engine, right now it's nothing but a concept.
>>341225038
Her worst JAV has a better plot than TPP
>>341225107
Looks like a souped up fox engine to me.
>>341224997
>>341225107
Then why give two shits about this fake ass 'announcement' for a not-game? You ass-fucks are what perpetuates this shitty 'muh cinematic experience' bullshit.
Kojima is a hack, he hasn't made a good game since Snake Eater. Dude wants badly to be a movie director but knows no one would take a Jap seriously in hollywood(With good reason).
>>341225243
So did Pachinko Eater.
Both are prerendered
>>341210615
from another thread
'A TESTING'
The five figures are archangels
The game isperi-apolalyptic
>>341223583
So... everybody wins, then. Sounds like a good deal for all sides.
>>341225294
You need to calm the fuck down nigga It's just a videogame
>>341225107
>This shit doesn't even have an engine
Nice meme
I'm kinda' slowly realizing that Norman is not a very handsome man.
Like yeah, he can kinda' sorta' act, but hes not very easy on the eyes.
At least facewise.
>>341225393
Didn't he say it was running in "realtime"?
I know he's known for rusing/trolling but does he actually blatantly lie like that?
What could Kojima mean with Eat Randy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqKPe9w5bUs
>>341225483
There is no video game though. Fuck off and go pre-order Battlefield 1, normie.
>>341225561
He went to Geoff's show with that stupid fucking shirt and said he has no engine.
Then he makes shows the goddamn trailer at Sony anyway
>game start
>cutscene plays
>frame freezes
>record stratch
>"Yup, that's me. Norman Reedus, you may be wondering how I got into this mess, with all the dead fish, the flying aliens, me naked and my dead baby."
>"Well it goes a little something like this..."
>VHS tape sound effects
>"It was a sunny day in Vermont High School.."
>Blink 182 starts playing
>>341225243
Reedus crying looked uncanny as fuck. That's not the Fox Engine. They had all that face technology.
Why does he pick actors from shitty TV shows? 24 was fucking awful and Walking Dead was okay for one season. Kojima has truly pleb taste.
>>341207840
anybody else think kojima is in the wrong industry and should be making films?
>>341225751
Name 27 kino and 2 flicks where this happens.
>>341225753
He's a westaboo, that's why.
>>341225409
>peri-apocalyptic
>>341221005
metalgear wikia com/wiki/Hitori_Nojima
>>341225294
How do you already know it's a non-game? MSGV was much better in terms of the movie to gameplay ratio. It's mostly actual gameplay.
>>341225802
Dead Stranding
>>341225565
>Joe is still making videos on badgeofshame
you have to play that song by the mic to progress
>>341225717
>Normie
I dont think that word means what you think it does.
This was literally an announcement teaser to let us know it exists. The game is barely in the planning stages yet in all likeliness
>>341225768
He would make shitty movies. The guy can't write a decent story for shit without descending into a weaboo wankfest halfway through.
By extension, his games have been shit since snake eater because of his angst that no one in hollywood would ever take him seriously if he asked for a film budget. Even the faggots at Blizzard got a movie done. Let that sink in.
>>341225550
isn't he typecast as an inbred hillbilly? pretty funny considering he's from commiefornia
>>341225980
This. All games have shitty writing so they get a pass. Kojimas writing wouldn't work in cinema.
>>341225871
Because the trailer literally had no video game anywhere remotely near it. It's fucking dead on arrival because Kojima is a pretentious faggot full of himself and pulling artsy 2deep4u movie bullshit instead of just showing people something actually relevant to a games conference. If it was literally anyone but Kojima all of you hypocritical faggots would be lambasting whoever put up the trailer for making more shitty 'Gone Home' muh cinematic experience bullshit.
>>341224567
Hitomi is a known butterface, but the fact that her tits are massive keeps her relevant.
>>341208956
kept you waiting, huh?
>>341225971
>I don't think that word means what you think it does.
Only normies care about movie bullshit with no video game trailer. Fuck off and play heavy rain and don't forget to press 'F' to pay respects you shill.
>>341225751
>try to go to theater to watch death stranding
>walking towards the cînémä room after getting my bowl of popcorn
>suddenly approached by theater guard armed with rifle
>tells me that due to the no singles policy he has to ask me to leave
>get escorted out
>they rip off a piece of my shirt so they can teach the theater dogs my scent
This is fucking bullshit, I knew I should have asked my mom to come with
>>341226115
Yeah, the guy fucking reeks of hillbilly. Hell the role that put him on the map in Walking Dead was essentially "hillbilly with a heart of gold".
I swear, him learning to speak with that southern accent probably doubled his job-potential right there.
It's so weird seeing him in these "serious" projects though.
>>341226294Julia and Anri are much better
>>341226365
>making your mom your date for the movies
lewd anon
>>341207840
When was I disappointed before?
>>341207840
>HITORI NOJIMA
What did they mean by this?
>>341226225
>literally
Not true, there are plenty of renowned game directors that would get a free pass due to having a good track record. Because people know who they are and know they make good games. If it was some random nobody then yeah, they'd be stupid to try and generate hype with a trailer with no gameplay.
>>341208956
let it go
>>341214302
it's on pc too
>>341219248
>dead crabs
>head crabs
>HL3 confirmed directed by Kojima
>>341226576
based on my limited knowledge of niptalk, hitori means "one person"
>le "Kojima hasn't made a good game since MGS3!!!1XD" meme
Nice try cucks, in any case his games have just gotten better and better since MGS3 and I have no doubt this will be a masterpiece of epic proportions
Why are there so many shills today you can literally tell exactly who they are because they're in every Sony thread and they always link images instead of posting them
>>341226628
Well then, point out the fucking video game in the trailer.
Go ahead, I'll wait. Show me some video game.
>>341209952
It means that Kojima himself won't be writing shit, like usual, and is instead taking all the credit from the "co-writer".
>>341226795
>you are le wrong
Not an argument.
>>341225980
Yeah and blizzard has all the money in the world and it flopped hard. What a shitty thing to say, kill yourself
>>341226795
>Games have gotten better
>By being less and less video-game
Just go play some waifu VN or watch a movie then, faggot. Kojima is a hack and you have shit taste. No wonder Konami ditched his ass for pachinko machines.
>>341225835
I dunno, mang, it just sounded cool
So many games/media feature the apocalypse in one form or another, but it's usually either never shown or happens in the span of a few days at most. I thought it'd be cool to have something set in the midst of an apocalypse for once.
>>341207840
>cast
>norman reedus
it's a fucking video game. we don't need c grade hollywood actors to play characters in video games. fuck this meme.
>>341226971
Kojima makes great games though. Why do idiots like you act like games aren't allowed to have a narrative? It is possible to have great gameplay and a cool story at the same time.
>>341209097
oh shit these guys out of nowwh- WELL HE AIN'T MY BOY, BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
>>341227050
>I dunno, mang, it just sounded cool
This is why Kojima and his fanbase is absolutely cancer. They just throw in profound things pretending it's fancy because they use retarded lingo.
>>341220857
>>341221527
It's Liquid
>>341227230
Except Kojima doesn't have good stories his stories are fucking retarded 80s action movies and contradict the shit out of themselves for the sake of looking cool
>Low Roar album titled 0
>0 = Zero = Cipher
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnrGMHhnqrw
>All sounds made by Low Roar except...
>Amiina: Strings on Breathe In, Phantoms, >Vampire On My Fridge, Please Don't Stop (Chapter 2)
>Phantoms
>Please Don't Stop (Chapter 2)
>The tweet was from 2014 when MGSV was being developed
>>341227340
Okay. That's still better than what the rest of the industry is offering.
>>341227230
>It is possible to have great gameplay and a cool story at the same time.
Too bad MGSV had neither.
>>341223583
>-sleep in the same bed as Mr Kojima, but with backs to each other to keep it decent
>>341227298
Not that you're gonna believe me but I genuinely hate MGS and this is the first Kojima game I'm hyped for.That's also why I wasn't familiar with that quotation you posted
>>341227340
I expect you'll have multiple examples backing up your viewpoint, yes? Care to share them?
>>341226863
I just said there isn't any, the whole point is that kojima is able to get away with it since they trust that he is indeed making an actual game based on his track record. A random indie dev would not have earned that trust so people would shit on them for acting as if they deserve it. They'd assume the indie is making a pseudo game since that's what a lot of indies do.
We can also give kojima a free slide since we understand he basically just formed his studio. For what it's worth I think they should have waited until next e3 to start generating hype.
>>341227209
It makes no negative impact you baby
>>341227340
>and contradict the shit out of themselves for the sake of looking cool
Name a few instances then.
>>341226952
Warcraft made $156M in the opening weekend alone, your opinion is worthless.
>>341226971
I just, how can you live with yourself like WHY ARE YOU HERE
/v/ is and always have been the Kojima zone, he is our god and his videogames are considered the highest rated, every time Kojima-sama releases a new game is a instantly GOTY here and everywhere (with taste) else.
I recommend you leave these forums for other places where they don't like him. Examples you ask? They don't exist.
>tfw you're so distraught after PT that you'll gobble this shit up because there's nothing else
G-goddamnit senpai...
>this thread
god damn /v/ you are stupid as hell
>>341226365
>Not hiring a sherpa that can also carry the anvil and the falcon for you.
How poor are you?
>>341208539
Except mgs4 was one of the best games on ps3
>>341208056
Or they'll become the scapegoat when Kojima Fucks up again
>>341227551
Mate in Metal Gear Solid 4 Raiden's arm is pinned down by a fucking rock and he has to cut it off and immediately following that he stops an insanely large battleship with one hand what the fuck
>>341227390
>best gameplay in the series
>revenge story isn't cool
>building your army and base
>that hell mission
>that quarantine mission
>that kidnap Huey mission
>all the different outcomes
>Walkman which makes listening to old dialogue easier and gives you jams to match up with your gameplay
LE MGSV WAS BAD MEME!!!! XD
Fuck off kid. It was a good game. Does it have as much replayability as other MGS games? No.
>>341227717
lol
>missed the reveal on e3
>see this thread
>curious
>find trailer on yt
>play
>21 seconds in
>wtf kojima
>what is this pedo shit
>close trailer
>type this
>hits submit
>>341227563
Oh yeah and how much does wow make a year? Or hearthstone? It doesn't matter because they're both pieces of shit. You're a fucking idiot, money means nothing to me. Why the fuck should I, you, or anyone else who isn't affiliated with blizzard care about how much money they made? It's shit.
This game is going to be what Kojima always wanted MGSV to be. It will blow our fucking minds I can't wait. I believe in you Kojima!
>>341227913
no captcha?
Cast: Norman Reedus
>nobody else
Well, that explains the space suit. Kojima is making Moon: the Video Game.
>>341227506
>Spend all your budget on 'muh cinematic experience'
>Make shitty music videos instead of gameplay trailers
>Normies pre-order by the millions anyway because they have zero quality control and buy shit based off of hype campaigns and brand recognition, rather than if a game is actually interesting.
Sounds about right.
>>341227230
His stories are shitty anime-tier writing, and the gameplay is almost non-existant.
have fun installing each level one after the other for 10 minutes a pop as you go because the disc has to uncompress 2 hours of cutscenes for each stage like in MGS4 you dumb shill.
>>341216657
>vehemently anti-intellectual?
it's anti-intellectual to call out meaningless "symbolism" with no context whatsoever? I guess you could argue that the trailer's imagery was only meant to illicit an emotional response but there's fuckol that's "intellectual" about that.
>>341227964
Finally someone with brains
>>341227772
It's harder to push something up than forward, Anon. Basic gravitational forces, yadda yadda.
Also, Raiden fucking (almost) died pushing that battleship.
>>341227772
His arm was crushed and his body was pinned down. Once he's free he can stand up and use his l33t cyborg skills. That isn't contradictory at all.
>>341226971
Can i recommend you another thread? What the fuck nigger. Why are you getting upset over people liking something you clearly hate?
>>341226429
They're big but not as big, some people care more about the size even if Hitomi has disappearing-repearing nipples.
