Official Suicide watch thread:
Everyone welcome
>tfw the only thing I'm excited for is the crash remaster
>tfw no persona 5 info or Dmc5 announcement
>tfw Nintendo cannot save this trainwreck of an E3 because they won't fucking show anything
mgsv chapter 3 dlc here, checking in. I hope i can make it through the week.
>>341183647
why the fuck are excited to play the same fucking game, you piece of shit
>>341184235
Because nostalgia
I just wanted a DMC5.
>>341185076
ok, i will allow it
hopefully the art style is good
>>341185365
came in here just to post this
FUCK ALL THE OTHER GAMES except last guardian
>>341183647
At least Persona 5 was shown for a second in their ending montage. Nothing came for DMC5 hopefuls
>>341186178
That was P4, Igor isn't in P5 partly because the VA died.
Why did Sony just show VR demos and 3 different versions of Last of Us? The only decent thing they showed was Horizon.
>tfw /v/ gets me hype for a fuckimg Dragons dogma sequel EVERY FUCKING YEAR.
Why do I even believe you guys anymore? Fuck this E3. I hope I choke on my own vomit in my sleep
>>341186490
Oh well my bad then. I guess at least the series itself was shown
>>341185365
Doesn't that depend on whether Capcom will be showing anything or not? They wouldn't necessarily do so at any of big conferences unless they got handed a ton of money.
>literally looking forward to absolutely no games from this E3
Haha I want to kill myself, lads
Maybe I'll become a speedrunner and play the same shitty old game over and over instead of being let down by modern gaming
I just wanted my idols senpai.
>>341183647
>tfw no persona 5 info
That's wednesday
I was fine until this psychonauts shit started
>>341186983
Nevermind, I completely forgot about Resident evil 7
woops
>>341186490
>Igor isn't in P5
you fucking retard
>>341186894
it was P5
Reminder E3 hasn't started
This is just pre-event press conferences
Reminder that AA studios will have booths on the floor showing off their games
Reminder that studios like Capcom can't afford to rent out the Doritos Vatican for a day to hock DMC5, if it exists
>>341187792
Do you promise? You wouldn't lie on the internet would you?
My ass is still chapped over it releasing in fucking 2017
>No DMC 5
>No Persona 5 info
>No TES 6
>No Red Dead
>Nothing except for trailer from Kojima
LITERALLY SOMEONE KILL ME
>>341188606
There has never been an announcement that big that wasn't part of the breifings. Just let it go, anon
>>341187953
Yea when the fuck did anyone give a shit about Psychonauts? It seem to have appeared out of nowhere.
>>341189704
well I thought psychonauts was never coming back, now it is apparently and its vr shit so nice
>Dead Rising 4
>Resident Evil 7
>DMC 5 no where to be seen even though it was teased more than either of those two
http://personacentral.com/persona-5-e3-revealing-phantom-thieves-niconico-live-stream-announced/
>>341183647
i have no purpose or direction in my life and no motivation/energy to change it
i want to die but i dont want to make my parents sad
also no games
>God of War is now a shitty Last of Us reskin
Most ridiculous way to kill oneself?
Might as well make fun of it.
>>341190778
Same shit here, anon
>tfw the only thing e3 made you preorder was a helium tank
i enjoy the hopelessness and despair that surround every e3, people getting their hopes up despite knowing its going to be shit, and having them dashed even beyond their expectations. me being no exception.
its validating in a way
It wasn't a ruse.
We will never see a new Metal Gear again.
NEVER.
What happened to that giant robot that Eli stole? We will never know. How Boss went nuclear? WE WILL NEVER FUCKING KNOW.
>Mfw not a single new game announcement that excites me
>horizon
Literally an HD Monster hunter with shittier controls shocking enough.
all i wanted was an interesting rpg or platformer, fuck me i got shafted this year
>all this butt hurt
Use your brains children and you won't be disappointed or look as pathetic