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I finally understand why Americans grade on a curve.
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Sony just fucking nailed it. I'm honestly surprised.
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>>341182507
So this is what a Sonygger looks like
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NINTENDO WILL WIN JUST WAIT YOU FUCKING PRICKS
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>>341183190
>God of War looking GREAT
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>EA
who cares
>Bethesda
didn't watch
>Microsoft
C-
>Ubisoft
C+
>Sony
A
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What the fuck did they do to God of War?
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Fuck Sony
Fuck God of Last of Us
Fuck the Crash cocktease
Fuck all the Over the shoulder walking sims
Fuck all of it.
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>>341183190
>10/10
>A-
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>>341183635
Because it does. I was watching it on the Gamespot stream, and everyone in the chat was collectively orgasming over it.

/v/ is in their own little bubble.
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>>341183890
Just because my HYPE is 10/10 doesn't excuse some of the little things.
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>>341183867
>liking last guardian's pretentiousness and Resi VR
>not liking GOAT of War
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So who had the worst conference, EA or Ubisoft?
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>>341183694
I have no idea man. What the fuck where they thinking? It doesn't even look gory anymore. The gameplay looks slow as fuck and braindead and even the animations look like shit. It basically The last of us, axe wielding edition, but with shittier animations.
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>>341184447
I hated the Last of Us anon, and the positive is that the last guardian is finally coming out so people will finally stop using it as a defense pole
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I don't even own a console this last two generations, but it's hilarious how people are hating so much on the conference that showed most games and most gameplay by far. SO many people in /v/ are retarded mongrels, it's amazing
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>>341184514
And the more games that remind me of TLOU, the better.
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>>341182507
>KADOKAWA
>F

WRONG
E3 CHAN ALWAYS
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>>341184057
>/v/ is one person
>if everyone in the chat liked it then it must be good!

Plato would be sad to see all these fallacies anon.
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>>341183190
>2/10 for EA is a F+
>6/10 is a C
>2/10 for Ubi is a D

I think you're pretty autistic and don't know how to score your own shit
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>>341184745
>I hated the Last of Us anon

So you have shit taste then. Ah. That makes sense.
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>>341182507
this is the worst report card ever written

>>>/reddit/
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>>341185183
>literally as shallow and scripted as a PS1 game
>it's good anon
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>>341185348
>Marielx
Kill yourself you fucking spic.
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>>341185348
According to your chart, Ubisoft is winning E3.
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>>341185183
t. Neofag
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>>341184973
Hype != conference quality. What's wrong with that?
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>>341185348

>PC Gaming show
>B+

Are you retarded?
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>>341185348
TARLACH
A
R
L
A
C
H
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Still nothing mind blowing but still not a bad E3.

Also in terms of context what I mean is stuff like that Final Fantasy VR thing could potentially be cool but from what I am seeing it just looks like a tech demo and barely looks like an actual game. It would be nice if someone could've talked a little bit about it.
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>>341185572
Oops, i misplaced the spot, since i misse dubisoft, im really sorry.
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>>341184864
lel kill yourself neofag. I liked TLOU, mostly for the multiplayer, but not every game needs to be slow paced action/cinematic experiences.
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Terrible E3, as usual

All I wanted was REmake 2 and another glimpse at FF7. I got nothing.
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>>341182507
EA - 6/10
>Battlefield looked decent, Titanfall looked amazing

Bethesda - 5/10
>Honestly I forgot what they shown that was new

Sony - 8/10
>KOJIMA
>Horizon
>GOW looks like shit
>Zombie survival game #2314 looks like shit
Only things I cared about personally, show was great though, trailer after trailer with very little spaking

Microsoft - 6/10
>games looked good, horizon 3 and gears looked decent, scalebound looks bad, recore could be good
>I play on PC so more games I guess
I feel sorry for xbros though

PC Show - 4/10
>I didnt care really about the stuff they shown, some stuff was neat I guess

Ubisoft - 6/10
>southpark looks dope and that' all folks

Nintendo - 0/10
>LAWL

Overall, PC won but I am getting a Neo for Horizon, Persona, Nier and a few other games
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Compared to everyone else, Sony fucking killed it this year. What I liked the most is that they didn't do any bullshit (besides the performance at the start and a bit of VR shilling), they just kept showing game after game.

I'd go out on a limb to say that Sony "won". The only way Nintendo could top them is by making Zelda the literal GOAT.
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>>341185348
>Marielx
>Liked the pretentious orchestra
Ok fag. Filtered.
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Incoming shitposts
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>>341182507
>Sony wins for narrative dependent scripted events
/v/ truly is the most normalfag board
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>all these sony fanboys
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Why didn't Square have a conference?
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Awful E3 so far aside from Ubisoft.
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>>341185348
>ubisoft = A-

Kek taste anon
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>>341185842
>>341185654
Neogaf is just as shitty as /v/. I live in the fucking middle ground, get on my level.
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>>341182507
>didn't meet any of your expectations
>LOL 9/10 SONY WINS AGAIN BABY

So is this Sonygger general?
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>>341183190
>god of war looked great
troll?
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>>341184579
>South Park BTFO liberals/jewllywood

Matt and Trey are literally Jewish you cocksucking retard.
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>>341186168
Its tomorrow. See E3 trailer lineup.

http://na.square-enix.com/us/blog/square-enix-presents-e3-2016-program-schedule
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>>341186179
very convincing
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>>341183635
Ha bite ur tounge
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>>341185348
you put sony shit in the ubisoft spot faggot.
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>EA
F
>Bethesda
D
>Microsoft
D+
>Ubisoft
C-
>Sony
C+
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>>341186179
How to spot the redditor
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scores may change during recapping material from E3 but overall Microsoft and Sony stood out the most to me
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>>341184898
I will marry E3-Chan!
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>>341186168
because not that much to show
the KH 2.8 trailer said KH3 news in winter
FFXV got trailers at Microsoft/Sony conference
Dudesex got demo on streams
FFXIV doesnt get it's content shown until fanfest
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>TFW Sony's was shit, but stil the best

What an underwhelming year.
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Can we at least all agree that EA had the worst conference.

I know they like to ham it up with the sports shit, but they really outdid themselves this time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9dj-oSHGaA
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Almost everything looked like shit in the sony conference, the same blend of "cinematic" gameplay, kojimas game didn't reveal anything about it and can hardly be judged, crash was like being shit on, the only good things about it was that it was trailer after trailer and the last guardian has a release date, other than that I cannot see at all why people are hyping the conference up so much.
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>>341186618
Is that an actual conference? I thought it was just showing off a bunch of shit, not anything new.
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>EA
D+, Titanfall 2 looked awesome but that was it
>Bethesda
F, literally nothing
>Microsoft
B-, some cool stuff but too much Minecraft
>Ubisoft
C+, South Park, Wildlands and Watch Dogs 2 look fun
>Sony
A-, game after game after game
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>>341186686
Not trolling.

>>341187239
I don't browse Reddit.
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>>341187508
>Can we at least all agree that EA had the worst conference.

there is pretty much unanimous agreement on that from every post and report card ive seen
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>>341183635
>>341186505
>mfw there are much more obvious trolls in the thread and these niggers are calling me out on God of War

Well what do you guys want from me? I expected nothing after the shittiest E3 yet, and got something that looked solid to me. I never touched a God of War game though so maybe that's why?
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>>341182507
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>>341186179
Pretty much my response, except I'd knock down Bethesda lower.
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>>341185348
kys tripfag
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>>341187669
>game after game after game

>god of angry dad
>game
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We all know who the real winner is
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>>341187978
I'm seriously considering that. My scorecard is always open to being changed when new information and presentations come out.
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>>341183458
>sonygger
>gave msoft a higher score than them

Feeling a little triggered aren't we?
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>>341184898
XD
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>>341183694
can you post this template
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>Best part of Sony conference for me was Prompto being a little shit wearing the VR helmet.

Not the actual VR part, just him being smug about it.
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>>341188238
>Anons get rejected infront of everyone
>Angry Asian Man kicked off the air for autism
>Lots of cute
Best E3
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>>341188238
This, nobody can even compare.
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>>341188238
literally who
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>>341187508
>the in a nutshell videos are already coming out

Any others? I love this shit.
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What was so good about Sony's? It was worst than last years. Crash trilogy remaster, I mean seriously? God of War: We want TLOU Audience

Interested in what Kojima is gonna do with his game but a trailer doesn't offer jack, and I really wish companies stopped doing this for E3.

Last Guardian release date tho, and Spidey game looks fun.

Horizon: Motion Blur DUDE xD I seriously hope you can turn it off, shit makes the game look unplayable imo
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>>341184898
>TFW
Literally best part of E3
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>EA
F-

>Bethesda
Mostly nothing new and I nearly fell asleep during the Dishonored 2 demo, but nothing grossly offended me and a new quake is cool
C

Microsoft
C+ Best show so far, showed games that actually looked like games

Ubisoft
Didn't watch

Sony
C-
God of War is totally dead now
Horizon looked cool
Kojima's game looks like a movie
None fucking stop about VR stop forcing VR down our throat
Spiderman looks cool
Last Guardian looks cool
Most of the games looked like walking simulators
Detroit is another movie
Call of Duty looks cool.

Fuck you Sony and Activition for that crash fuckover.

Has there ever been an E3 this disappointing.
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>All these people who don't recognize Kadokawa

They're the parent company behind pretty much 80% of all books and magazines in Japan. I don't play many weeb games and I know this much.

Although I'm also surprised they decided to show themselves this E3. Like, whatever the hell for?
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>>341188852
senpai we've known the FFXV release date for a while now
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>>341188238
Epic meme!
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>no FF7R
>no DMC5
>no Ace Combat
>no FromSoft
>no Shenmue
The Orlando fag picked the wrong target
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>people actually think any of the conferences deserve anything more than a D+
neo-/v/ everyone.
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>>341187508
>liking literally 20+ minutes of sportshit
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>>341183694

This is the only card I can take seriously

E3 sucked all around this year.
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>sony
>winning anything
it was fucking shit
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>>341189005
>C+ Best show so far, showed games that actually looked like games
Nice try shill
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>>341182507
Time to get the Xfags mad as fuck
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sony did good, but didnt win. delusions have taken hold of /v/
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>>341184898
Reminder
http://www.strawpoll.me/10472298
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I just seriously don't see how anybody can say Sony won this. All the games they showed are not coming until years from now. Horizon is guaranteed to be garbage when it comes out. At best a 75 Metacritic score. The Kojima game looks awesome but that's it. Resident Evil 7 is coming out on PC and Xbox. Microsoft has 4 exclusives coming out for Windows 10 and Xbox this fall. Sony has one. The Xbox is cheaper than PlayStation 4, has many different varieties.

Microsoft didn't show any movies had no dudebros stuff. The bias just couldn't be any more obvious.
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>>341188238
Kill yourself.
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>>341189447
Sorry

>EA
F----

>Bethesda
F+

>Microsoft
Fifth circle of hell

>Sony
A++++
Ascended god status
Just win Baby


Did that work for you?
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EA: D+
titanfall 2 and Fe look cool, rest are dumb

Bethesda: D
Quake is cool, rest is dumb

Ubisoft: D
WHATEVER

Microsoft: C+
lots of good stuff NO EXCLUSIVES

Sony: B+
well done show overall, no bombshells though
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>>341189780
Nice try you neocuck
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>>341184898
>>341188238
Cancer.
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>Microsoft
Most of their games looked mediocre to bad except for Dead Rising 4, everything is available on PC
>Sony
Most of their games looked mediocre to bad except for Spiderman, not enough gameplay footage for newly announced titles
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Sony won because they literally used all of their time for games alone, they didn't waste time teasing a new console model that will only ship in two years anyway.

And holy shit those games look promising.

Even the fucking David Cage game for God's sake.

But that Zombie survival thing they showed last looks kinda mediocre.
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>>341182507
Pretty generic E3 desu.
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>>341189590
You sure got them big boy, copy-paste this in every thread to spread the truth
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NO DMC5

SONY 0/10

F

FUCK E3
FUCK REUBEN
FUCK DAN
FUCK CAPCOM
FUCK JAPAN
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>>341189005
>C+ Best show so far, showed games that actually looked like games
meh
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no Blizzard this year?
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most uneventful E3 in recent history
only nintendo can save us and they've set themselves to not try anymore from the beginning
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WHERE
IS
THE
TEMPLATE
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>EA
F
>Bethesda
C-
>Microsoft
B
>Ubisoft
C-
>Sony
strong B
>PC
C

>>341183190
>god of war
>cod >good
fuck off

>>341186179
ubishitter please
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>>341189251
>shilling the pc showcase this hard
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>>341184951
>caring about what an old white man would think of you

LOL i cant even
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>>341190047
Dude they had to talk about diversity because of that shooting, it shocked a bunch of people, if they didn't address that they would be shat on.
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>>341183635
>>341187896
The God of War team knows how to make most of PS4's performance, as proven by GoW3 on PS3 back in the day.
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>>341189553
>sony did good
>D
>being close to Bethesda
no
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I genuinely don't understand why people are excited for god of war
The last guardian looks kinda interesting I guess but I'm still not seeing any game play
Kojima didn't show off any gameplay either
I can't say I really cared about seeing any of the games we already knew about
Non-exclusives aren't that exciting either
Detroit:BH doesn't look like much of a game
Spider-man looks kinda neat
I'm starting to feel bad for crash fans now
VR is shit, as usual
4/10 for me. I think last year's E3 was better.
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>>341187508
Not when Bethesda and Ubisoft had literally nothing worthwhile at all.
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>EA
Titanfall 2 looks fun
Battlefield 1 looks more like a WW2 game than a WW1 game
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>>341183635
Yes, and they finally are trying to change up the gameplay, because it was already stale as fuck.
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Sony did pretty good, at least compared to everyone else.
Was it anywhere near last years? God, fuck no.
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Anyone saying Sony won is fucking high. They had two games, Zero Dawn (looked grea) and God of War Dark Souls edition
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POST THE TEMPLATE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
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>>341190540
>+ detroit
Kill yourself.
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>>341191046
>Anyone saying Sony won is fucking high.
but it was really good
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>>341191082
So you wanted they to show two games everybody already know that are coming, and then force Capcom to make a Dragon's Dogma 2?

That's a lot of autism.
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>>341190562
Not even a fan of Ubisoft. South Park: The Fractured But Whole had a better showing than every single other game at E3 this year.
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>all of these faggots saying that Sony did the best at E3

They fucking blew it. They had it in the palms of their hands, and they fucking blew it.
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>>341189780
>>Microsoft
>Fifth circle of hell

>>Sony
>A++++
>Ascended god status
>Just win Baby

Fuck, I laughed.
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>>341191284
why
we've seen that game before and we know it'll be shit? i haven't kept up with vidya since last e3
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>>341186270
I got the high ground.
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>>341187508
>That EA guy doing all the Jew gestures like he's completely self aware

STOP.
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>>341190887
i dont do pluses and minuses but it wouldve been a D+, maybe a C- on a good day. faggots forget that a D is still a passing grade. also, did you watch bethesda? all they had different was less orchestra and beth actually showed GAMES instead of short movies.
we need a sony containment board
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>>341191549
I agree it will the best game of E3 until Zelda tomorrow
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>>341182507
What is with the EA SJW shit? Did I miss something?
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>>341191539
kadokawa didn't have a livestream anyway
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>>341191046
>those other games they've shown dont count!
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>>341191495
I don't expect them to show much or anything but some information in any way would have been nice, especially when it comes to release dates
could have even been some shitty demo reel I don't care, throw it in with all those indie games you keep announcing to inflate the exclusives count
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>>341187447

Not even a single image new for VII remake?
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>>341191865
>beth actually showed GAMES
they did? Where? All I saw was the same shit besides Dishonored 2 and that looked meh at best
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>>341185903
>Mario Kart 8 DLC
Fucking please, ever since I saw the UK page post the picture of Kalimari Desert with the vague comment and MK8 hashtag, I've been just waiting for it.
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>>341189251

>AMD Shill event
>Deserving a 1/10

Nigga gtfo
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>>341191649
It's another shitty David Cage movie game.
If you think it'll be better than the turds that were Beyond and Heavy Rain you're delusional.
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>>341182507
t. sonyponies
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>>341192202
What were the other games again? That Zombie game? That Kojima thing that's like 2 years away at least? Oh, you talking about lego star wars right? Or wait the Crash abortion?
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>>341188238
>>341184898
Is there a video?
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>>341192319
>this level of denial
arent you needed back on neogaf?
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>>341191931
>Implying
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>>341192202
>Cinematic adventures
>Games

They are two wholly different thing. Calling cinematic adventures "games" is like calling visual novels "games". Its just dishonest.

Every game Sony showed was a slow story based game with sprinkles of action here and there. It was all pretty much tech demos with 0 gameplay.
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>>341189553
you say microsoft was "90% games" but say Sony didn't

What the fuck?
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>>341192429
the concept looks interesting, i don't care about possibilities unless the game clearly looks like shit already
not a problem since in all cases i won't buy it
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>>341192902
What shit was there that was even decent at Bethesda's showcase? that dumb card game? oh, you mean the super cool elder scrolls mmo that no one cares about? or do you mean the Skyrim remastered shit?
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>>341183190
Sonyggers need to leave.
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>>341193091
yeah i should add that sony was 90% movies
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>>341190950
>I genuinely don't understand why people are excited for god of war
It's different. E3 gameplay is always more "proof of concept" than reality, so I wasn't swayed much by it, but it is different.
Old GoW is stale and that's what everybody expected.
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>>341190950
pretty much my thoughts exactly
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/a/ here
Sony could have made it to A-, but shit the bed with Crash and didn't have Red Dead.
Using C as a baseline for simply meeting expectations. Since my expectations were rock bottom, everything besides EA managed to exceed my expectations. Nothing was really spectacular though.
Got bored halfway through and just listed shit out to remember it.
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>>341193259
>the concept looks interesting
Welcome to every David Cage game ever anon.
Interesting concept, almost always shit execution.
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I didn't watch all of them, but of the ones I watched:
>EA
Sports/10; F
>PC gaming
This isn't a fucking talk show; D
>Microsoft
Hit and miss, but mostly pretty good; B+
>Sony
Trailers out the ass, making me hyped for things I didn't care about, focusing on the FUCKING GAMES, BROjima resurrection. The only bad part was that they're still letting Quantic Dream make games; S-
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>>341191865
>beth actually showed GAMES
oh yeah such games as card shit, skyrim remastered, Prey reboot, all those DLC, a moba quake and Doom shit.

so much stuff...
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>>341188852
>NX at E3
>He doesn't know
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>>341193467
you do realize that was gameplay right?

And not slow shitty gameplay like Scalebound
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>>341193338
how about quake or prey dude?
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>>341193682
PC and ubisoft too high

otherwise pretty accurate
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>>341193451
I don't even own a PS4 you nigger
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>>341193379
>Sony C
>PC B-

I play on PC too, but come on
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>>341191082
End yourself you weeb faggot
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>>341191598
The PS4 sure beat the Xbox, but yes, Microsoft won.

There is literally no reason to own an Xbox if you have a gaming PC.
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>>341191284
Hol up hol up.
The game is fucking S O L D on your choices mattering, they can't pull a Beyond: Two Souls or Walking Dead.
I just want a good detective game, that was probably the best thing in Heavy Rain.
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>all these Sony shills
Is payment per post, or number of hours you spend posting?
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>>341190981
So they change it to fucking Last of Us? Lel, don't kid yourself.
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>>341190950
So TRUE
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>>341193804
Quake looks like it is gonna be butchered like how Doom was but I am still somewhat optimistic. Prey looked cool. Wish there was gameplay
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PS4 exclusives:
>God of War
>Days Gone
>Detroit: Become Human
>Spider-man PS4

Xbox ONE exclusives:
>
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>>341193741
sorry, should they showed a few more movie trailers like sony did?
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>>341193969

Per post m8.
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>>341193969
nice argument
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>>341191902
They donated money to feminist charities, and I don't mean ones that help foreign girls learn how to read.
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Took it upon myself to make this. Have at it.
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>>341193969
>people have different opinions than me waaaaaahh
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I'm exclusively on PC but I can't see how anyone can say Sony didn't win. It was pure vidya.
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>>341194102
>implying those weren't movie trailer too
the sony hate boner is just as bad as the sony dick suckers I swear
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>>341193854
Was severely drunk through the second half of PC and all of Ubisoft, so most of it was pretty enjoyable. They impressed by actually showing off a lot of games.
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>>341193796
>gameplay
>at sony's E3
o i am laffin
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>>341193969
>These people like GOOD things, what shills
Microsoft was pretty good, but only a stubborn child would put them over Sony this year.
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>>341182507
>liking dad of the last war of us.
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>Square = 0/10
>EA = 0/10
>Bethesda = 0/10
>Sony = 1.5/10
>Microsoft = 1/10
>PC Show = 0.5/10
>Ubisoft = 0/10

All in all, I rate this E3 a 1/10 so far.

I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed.
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>>341194218
>No Kadokawa
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>>341193967
>they can't pull a Beyond: Two Souls or Walking Dead.
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>>341193969
>if you have a different opinion then me than you're a shill
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>>341190950
Kojima didn't show any gameplay because they haven't started development or picked an engine yet. Don't expect it to come out this decade.
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>>341194082
Won't Death Stranding be a PS4 exclusive as well?
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>>341194320
It was almost all gameplay.

Seamless gameplay that doesn't cut out for cutscenes

Horizon, God of War, Resident Evil 7, Road of Ruin etc
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>>341194546
no, it's already confirmed timed exclusive with PC
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>>341194082
>Skyrim on rails and slower and doesn't have any rpg elements.
>NOT tlou
>NOT Heavy Rain 2

Wow nice list. Best E3 ever!
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>>341194072
have you played the new DOOM?
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>>341194521
>having an objectively wrong opinion

evolution's not a theory, boyo
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>>341191871
I doubt that since Zelda has had a horrible track record the past 15 years.

Nintendo might surprise me though.
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Microsoft: F

>No games/10
>""""streamlined"""" controller for manlets/10
>Also on Windows 10/10

PC: F--

>GPU unit memes/10
>VR gimmicks/10
>Dead CRPGs memes/10

Sony: A+

>Goldenface/10
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>>341194537
The engine is ready, this wasn't a live-action trailer, Reedus was rendered by their engine. Kojima even said it was running real time.

So yeah, at least the engine is done, I expect the game to be out by early 2018.
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>>341194479
They can't get away with it!
Heavy Rain had branching paths and that game was marketed on emotion/graphics, not "your choices matter: the game".

Cage is a bullshit artist but I'll believe him.
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>>341194331
>microsoft
>good

They had to play it safe to offset the shitfest that is Windows 10.
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>>341188238
>dweeb "games"
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>>341193903
If i could be arsed to make a postcard, they would both be a C.

No real surprises this E3, not even console announcements.
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>>341194983
Kojima just said on stream that they haven't decided on the engine yet. I know he has his own, but it's possible it is not ready.
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>people actually defending Mash of War, the game that heavily popularized QTE's and the casualization of the modern video game
Fucking amazing. I don't even think the new game looks amazing in the slightest, it might be fine, could be terrible, but it's a much better direction than what the series was before. Game was fucking garbage easy mode baby bullshit with the worst main character of all time.
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Videogames.
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>>341182507
>EA gets a C
In the thrash you go
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>>341194742
yeah
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>>341194632
funny how you put these names into almost every post. how much did you earn just then?
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>>341187439
best one so far
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>>341193903
I like gameplay.
Sony is all hype and trailers, sorry for not liking TLOU clones.
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>>341194742
not him. Is it good?
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>>341195447
I'm a gamer, you have no argument but to call people shills
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>>341191082
>i don't care about 7/8 parts of the gaming industry
why are you even he-
ah
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>>341195254
Most people here grew up with GoW so I think its the nostalgia doing most of the praise.
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>>341195338
me too. i thought it was the best doom since the original and actually really fun on its own
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>>341190670
>Greek
>white
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I can't decide on Sony's grade yet.

Maybe C+.
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>>341187623
never
it was literally the only thing i wanted to play this year and it's never coming out
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>>341193969
>>341194104
>All this butthurt
I not my friends even own a Sony console and we still all agreed it was the highlight so far. Not even Southpark insouciance could top GAEMS.
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>>341195513
Sony Pictures has to contribute somehow.

Gotta make do after selling off the Sony Building.
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all these sony shills getting hyped over skylanders and legos. you can keep your exclusives.
>>
I wasn't aware that people hated TLoU so much here.

I thought it a pretty solid experience. The gameplay was well done if a little simplistic, but it functioned very well. The shooting, fighting mechanics, cover system, and exploration were all blended well and the story and gameplay integration was exceptional.

Did it get over praised? Abso-fucking-lutely, but it was a damn fine game too.
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>>341195782
I honestly should expect that but at the same time I'm really confused at that reaction that seems to be pretty popular around the internet. God of War was fucking terrible, the only reason anyone ever gave a shit was the edgy blood gore and titties.
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>>341195590
my main argument is the shit was too cinematic to really declare sony the winner. overly cinematic games are starting to become a problem and youre all celebrating it.
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>>341192665

seconding this
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reporting in bros.
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>>341192341
>>341190657
What can I say, I am a WH40k and strategy game fag, so DoW3 hit all the right spots.
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And Kojima's game is *also on PC.

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/kojimas-ps4-console-exclusive-will-come-to-pc/1100-6433155/
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>>341195540
see
>>341195845
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>>341196279
games can have cinematics if they have gameplay too

The games all had gameplay at the show itself
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>>341195845
you looking forward to the new expansions and dlc lined up?
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Anyone have the template
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>>341196169
It's just like Dishonored here.
Threads are either really chill and people liking it for what it is or the most intense shitposting you've ever seen.

Just know you're not alone, lots of us like it too you just can't discuss it around things like E3 with crossboarders and underage in here.
>>
Where's the template faggots?
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>>341196443
And it's coming out in 2020.
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Everything was terrible and uninteresting. The one plausibly good looking console game was Insomniac Spider-Man. Sticking to buying games on Steam from now on.
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>>341193969
Your cuckshed beckons, rscottyg
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>>341196406
my nigga
thank fuck they started with dawn of war 3, i dipped out after it and put down PC show as an 8/10
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>>341183458
This thin skin
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>>341190950

I was expecting angry kratos killing shit with fast paced camera

I got last of god of war instead

I was surprised in a good way
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>>341196443
so is all Microsoft games
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>>341185183
The last of us was fun the first time I played it and the multiplayer was ok, but overall the A.I was really bad, many of the scenes heavily scripted, and the single player not very fun to play over again because it was literally like a movie.
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>>341196551
well its mostly multiplayer so, yeah man
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>>341196443
redpill me on Scalebound.
Also ubisoft had sports?
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>>341196974
Well, you can look at my Microsoft score and compare it to Sony's if you want to. I don't get your point.
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>>341196651
>>341196169
I legitimately dont get the praise for TLOU
I was bored to tears the entire time I played it.

So much fucking walking around, and dumb plot shit I couldnt give a fuck about. God there was basically nothing interesting for the first hour or so, especially with how obvious it was his daughter was going to die.

The combat seemed interesting at first but it got old fucking fast
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>>341196974
indeed.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!
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>>341195513
Nah you're right, the only exclusive thing that were interesting was Horizon
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All Ds except for Sony. They can have a C.
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>>341196516
sony should just go into making movies. oh wait they do and it doesnt make them money because normie movie goers arent as stupid as your average playstaion fuck boy
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each e3 over the past 3 years has had a different winner
2014: nintendo
2015: microsoft
2016: sony
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>>341182507
>Not watching Nintendo

Invalidated your post without even trying.
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>>341197139
Scalebound looks like Monster Hunter. Like, exactly like Monster Hunter, but you also have your own monster now.

And Ubisoft has always had a lot of sports shovelware and I think they closed their E3 conference with Steep.
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>>341185830
it really bugs me how sony just shows these trailers but oftentimes the gameplay is not shown at all. When they do show gameplay it feels like its a scripted sequence and doesnt feel real.
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>>341197139
>redpill

scalebound looks kinda bad, and this comes from a platinum fan, but it's also on PC...yay
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>>341197292
I think the main interests were the more survival-based gameplay (constantly looking for supplies, running out of ammo pretty fast, etc) and the less simple storyline (everything goes wrong at every turn, the main character himself is arguably as bad as anyone else, etc)
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>>341197534
>nintenyearolds actually believe nintendo has won anything at all in the past 8 years with all their amiibo dlc shovelware bullshit
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>>341196443
>http://www.gamespot.com/articles/kojimas-ps4-console-exclusive-will-come-to-pc/1100-6433155/

That was from December 2015.
Before it was revealed that SIE was publishing it.
SIE doesn't usually do PC games to make people buy their consoles.
In fact, PC gamer explicitly states they are hoping that it will come out to PC because of the old Q&A Kojima did, but given Sony's track record, it isn't a sure thing at all.
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>>341197396
>oh wait they do and it doesnt make them money because normie movie goers arent as stupid as your average playstaion fuck boy
Look at this fucking retard.

Spoilers, Pixels made a profit.
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>>341183190
>Armored Core
>PC
Get out.
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>>341182507
>expectation
>8
>none of them come true.
>most results are negative
>Final grade
>9
>sony wins.
H..H..How?
I mean if you put like IDK
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>>341182507
>EA
>Battlefield 1
>No real gameplay shown
I guess you missed the entire hour of live gameplay right after the show. Neebs Vs. StoneMountain.

I really hope Nintendo brings out some big guns tomorrow, because Sony kicked ass.
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Tell me how Microsoft didn't win

>a fuckton of games that look good
>better PC conference than AMD's
>announces a new SKU and their next-gen console being in the works too
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>>341183694
Shit taste,
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>>341197534
>microsoft
>winning last year
hey dude, idk if youre aware but sony caused a small earthquake last year.
i hate this fucking influx of sonyggers for E3 but they def had last year in their pocket. squandered it later with mishandling it but still
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>>341197693
It has happend, potentially someone else publishes it on PC.
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>>341197534
2014: sony
2015: sony
2016: sony

and I don't even own consoles
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>>341183635
Ever heard of opinions, fucknugget?
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>>341182507
GIVE BLANK CARD PLEASE

KADOKAWA/FROMSOFT WON E3
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>>341196857

I know right.
God of War was button mashy as fuck and full of a whole bunch of sliding box puzzles. I am completely fine if they want to focus on the story and characters this time around instead of having me slide more boxes and having to perform an 80-hit combo on a single centaur that has no real way of beating me just to advance the game toward the next fucking block puzzle or wall climbing segment.
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>>341182507
redsmoke?
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>>341197585
Sounds cool
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>>341183190
>no shenmue 3
>no persona 5
>no indie shit (indie games on ps are objectively the best)
>no no man's sky
>no red dead 3
>no ps4.5
>VR shit
>david cage
>remastered crash
>meanwhile no remastered FF7
>legos
>RIGHT NOW IN TWO WEEKS
>shitty zombie game
>Horizon Zero Skyrim's protag won't shut the fuck up
>no armored core
>no gravity rush 2
>vita abandoned
>orchestra intro = win to sonyggers but when ubisoft did it "NOT VIDEO GAMES"
>they both aren't vidya
>no dmc
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>>341197964
they did. /v/ seems to be the only place they didn't
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>>341197721
>sonyggers bragging about pixels
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>>341197534
switch the order for Sony and M$ and I actually agree.
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>>341193562
>Old GoW is stale and that's what everybody expected.
But that's literally what they showed, old GoW gameplay...
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>>341197998
Where's yours then, fagtron?
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>>341198215
I didn't say it's shit, I am just not inspired by how unoriginal it looks. Maybe they'll cook something up.
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step aside I'm always correct
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>>341188302
>sonyggers can't even count properly
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>>341197292

The story was pretty good, the characters and acting was well thought out, the gameplay and exploration factors were handled well and it was a solid gaming experience.

That said, I have zero desire to replay it in the slightest. Wonderful game the first time through though.
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>>341198414
No one is bragging about pixels.

The point is that movie goers are fucking retard morons and Sony's movies do well regardless of how shitty they are.
>>
I just realized the new Sonic game hasn't been shown yet. I was pretty sure it was going to be here.
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>Sony completely fucking dominates for like the fifth year in a row

Why the fuck would any other company even bother with E3 at this point?
>>
Jesus christ is there anything worse than deluded Sonyggers. Last year, you could say unequivocally that they won E3. This year has been laughably bad overall, and Sony's showing was a solid 4/10. Maybe 5/10 if you bought into the VR meme. Anyone claiming Sony "won" or giving them a score higher than 5 are nothing but deluded Sonyggers.
>>
anyone wanna know how to spot a sonygger?
just check if they are saying days gone looks good at all
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>>341197676
I never got the interest in that kinda stuff when it comes to linear single player games either.
All it fucking does is stall you and make the combat switch between easy as fuck and a pain in the ass when you run out of supplies.

And then "rewards" you for dicking around looking in every god damn room with more shit.
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>>341198724
I'd rate it at the same level as Microsoft. Corporate talk was annoying and that fucking music was cancer. Was that lady even planned? It felt like she had a seizure.
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>>341182507
Sony seems more confident in the PS4 than Microsoft did in the Xbone. Even if they do have hardware in the works they didn't mention it, they focused on software. And while half of it was VR shit half of the VR shit wasn't EXCLUSIVELY VR shit, so it didn't bug me too much.

Microsoft's was pretty similar in terms of games shown but the fact that they announced two consoles but supplied no reason to actually buy them kinda took the air out of the whole thing for me. Sony knows the PS4 is doing well and they're rolling with it.
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>>341198259
>Shenmue 3
I don't care
>Persona 5
Oh yeah, Completely forgot
>No indie shit
that's not a positive or a negative
>No No Man's Sky
Honestly I don't know what they could show us that I care about
>Read Dead 3
Not mad
>PS 4.5
that was confirmed by Sony to not be at their conference
>VR shit
Yeah, it was shit
>David Cage
Definitely a negative almost forgot
>Crash
I wanted new Crash
>FF7
Don't even care
>Legos
Lego star was was great
>Right now in two weeks
u-uhh
>shitty zombie game
looked pretty good to me. I love zombie hoards
>Protag doesn't shut up
Honestly that's every fucking E3 game
>No Armored Core
p-please it hurts already
>Gravity Rush 2
'eh'
>Vita abandoned
yeah
>Orchestra intro
Do you mean the dance thing? Call me a hypocrit but I don't think the E3 target audience is the Just Dance audience
>no DMC
leakfags btfo
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>>341188238
>>341184898
It's amazing how fun that turned out.
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>>341197292
i feel like that too, except with every naughty dog game. they just make a shit ton of average games and everybody overhypes them. the only naughty dog game i really had fun playing was uncharted 2
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>>341195274
I'll never understand PC people. Everyone was whining about how bored they were with that conference and you know it, as a conference it was a straight F with easily the least production value.

Literally every game was a guy walking around a space station and/or a medieval siege.

You will find a good self image and knowing what is true will serve you well in life, try to cultivate that within yourself and you'll be a a success.
>>
Never understand why people waste hours watching this shit when you can wait a day or two and watch a recap or trailer playlist.

Would rather play video games
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>>341198436
Didn't look that similar to me. It's all fake anyway.
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>>341183190
"Making COD great again"
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>>341198630
Wow thanks for describing the frivolous shit that doesnt matter if you're there to play a game and not watch a movie

>gaming experience
I thought hearing that shit from real shills was bad enough but reading it was even worse
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>people that list a David Cage game as a positive

spot the shills
>>
I'm just glad this year had more games shown than 2015 and 2014 combined.
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>>341199270
>Likes zombieshit
>Shits on other games
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>>341187439
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>>341199409
I'll never understand Sony people. Everyone was whining about how disappointed they were with that conference and you know it, as a conference it was a straight F with easily the least production value.

Literally every game was a guy walking around a movie and/or a VR minigame.

You will find a good self image and knowing what is true will serve you well in life, try to cultivate that within yourself and you'll be a a success.
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>>341184898
>>341188238
Not much of a secret if you go spreading this all over the place.
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>>341198791
>>341198819
For a bunch of "nyggers" they aren't the ones shitting up this thread with racial slurs, trying to get people to believe they had a D conference when it was at least C, (IGN said it was the best E3 conference they have seen in years just to give another opinion about it) and trying to attack anyone who gives the Sony Conf more than a D.

Sonys people are being respectful of you and you have literally never shown respect for Sony people, calling them shills throughout the thread AS IF you are not a shill for wanting to play what you want.
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>>341200369
>>341199409
English is not your first language is it.
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>>341200369

You have to go back.
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>+ Resident Evil 7
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>>341197534
2015 was also Sony
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I don't know how anyone could rate it more than a C for not delivering this.
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>>341200716

>when Silent Hill does it its cool

>When Resident Evil does it its bad
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>>341197850
>paid audience
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Stranding here, I realize...
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>>341200325
I will be your secret lover anon.
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>>341190047
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>>341197964
they were talking and talking

Sony just shut up and showed games
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>>341186179
This is how I feel about E3 this year too, Anon. Only thing that caught me off guard was how South Park fucking stomped on capeshit while not being PC.

>>341186380
Around E3 time, shitposting is at an all time high. A lot of cunts from Reddit and GAF come here to shitpost. After the dust settles, /v/ goes back to just being shit instead of being pure cancer.
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>>341197534

>2015
>the year of Shenmue 3, FF7, and the revival of Last Guardian

>Microsoft
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>>341197292
>and dumb plot shit I couldnt give a fuck about
Well there's your problem. I liked TLoU because I thought the story was pretty well paced and the characters were well done.
If you don't like that shit in games I don't see how you could like it so yeah, sorry it's not for you m8
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Everyone gets an automatic point off for that fucking forced scripted, wooden "banter" when people show off gameplay. Quit that shit already.

>EA
EA/10. It's fucking EA. What the fuck else do you expect?

>Bethesda
1/10. Literally fucking nothing. Free two points for Quake but point off for potential ASSFAGGOTS/Overwatch-esque shit.

>Sony
8/10. Fucking dominated for yet another year, but they spent too much time on CoD shit.

>Microsoft
4/10. No one gives a shit about Minecraft anymore and what the fuck is a Scorpio.

>PC Show
>Kadokawa
>Squeenix
Didn't watch/10

>Ubisoft
1/10. Free single point for South Park. Everything else was the same cringey forced shit they always do.

>Nintendo
Don't care/10.

>overall
3/10 they get worse every year
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>>341195139
Wait is David fucking Cage making that Detroit game?
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>>341183494
last time nintendo won was when the wii came out
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>>341197964
>>announces a new SKU and their next-gen console being in the works too

how much of a fanboy do you have to be to consider this a positive?

you announce a new Xbone model and then IMMEDIATELY undermine it with a new console, making the Xbone itself obsolete?
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>>341201421
Color me pissed that that's what sells then
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>>341195913
Relax man. They want to get it in the players hands by the end of this year, so probably a beta late fall. Its gonna be worth the wait.
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Updated it by cleaning it up and adjusting some change of heart ratings.
>>341197739
Anon I can dream can't I?
>>341199781
What can I say? I thought the footage shown for the first one looked fun. And the remasters I'll have to pass judgement on until released.

>>341183694
I guess the GoD of War thing doesn't hit me since I NEVER played it.
>>341183694
Why the difference in Microsoft vs Sony? Maybe the ONLY ON WINDOWS 10 thing got to me.
>>341184579
Man, the PC gaming show was so fucking shit this year.
>>341184859
I was very pessimistic about Sony due to their shitty performance in past years...but this was honestly everything a good E3 presentation should be.
>>341185830
>Minecraft has overstayed it's welcome at E3
This x 1000. It's just boring at this point.
>>341185903
Honestly, my hopes for Nintendo tomorrow aren't nearly as high. I'd love more than Zelda, but they've been pretty quiet.
>>341186179
upvoted
>>341186968
smug
>>341187049
You alright anon? Glad I'm not the only one who gave beth a shit grade.
>>341187394
>beth
>C
>>341187439
I love it
>>341187917
Extremely accurate except Beth. nigger what
>>341188512
>Still not winning
>>341188852
^_~
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>>341199038
It's the kind of game you kind of take your time to enjoy, otherwise it becomes a repetitive loot-every-house-fest.
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>>341201118
you must be really excited about horizon and spidey if you give it a better grade for what you put under MS
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>>341201436
>Kadokawa
>Didn't watch

Missed opportunity.
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>>341201615
In my mind, it was pricing it at 3 tiers. Small Medium and Large.

They did something similar with the 360 launch and it was just as dumb then. But I know from a friend at gamestop they sold more of the cheapest kind during the holidays, mosly by parents who dont know better.
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>>341201615
>hurr if we disagree then your a fanboy >:(((((
my feelings are hurt, anon

it's just neat to see some actual hardware announcements at this E3 since Sony and Nintendo both decided not to do it
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>>341186585
only one of them, don't remember who
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>>341197964
A fuckton of games we already knew about and also less games than Sony.

And this wasn't the place or the time to announce their new console model, specially since its almost two full years away from coming out, they could have easily saved that for the next E3 and instead given their consumers an actual reason to buy the current Xbox One, like how Sony gave people reasons to buy PS4s before even talking about the Neo by showing EXCLUSIVES.
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>>341201812
>replying to half the thread without reason
kill yourself
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>>341202356
Would you rather everybody just post their card and not talk to each other at all?

I don't think I'm the one that should hang myself friend
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>All these B's for Sony
Did they show a secret good game I didn't see?
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>>341201816
How does taking your time make it any better?
Its still just a fuckin run down city.
Oh wait it snows partway through, that changes everything. Literally nothing
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>>341182507
I barely watched E3 because focus grouped AAA trash isn't worth my time.

Only thing I watched was the Friday the 13th sneak peek
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So Sony wins again? but not because it was good but because it happened to be less shit than the rest of E3? Holy fuck gaming is dying.
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>>341202558
no, but we're not being paid
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>>341201978
The neutral category is really a plus, was just rustled by the dmc5 absence.
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>>341202665

That's basically it. Sony's conference wasn't GOOD, it was just the least shit.
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>>341202558
Sonybronys man. The only good thing about their presentation was the fact that games didn't get an introduction and it was streamlined
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>>341202665
Only idiots eat scraps like this.
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>>341202665
More or less, yeah.
Although I thought it was a pretty above average conference compared to things in the past 5 years
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>>341202883
Sony's was shit, it was just less shit than the rest. I didn't see Kadokawa, apparently it was cool if nothing else.
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>>341202329
>A fuckton of games we already knew about and also less games than Sony.

They showed more games than Sony, and also I don't keep up with vidya so most of these games were new to me
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http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv266463427

THIS THREAD IS NOW A NICO STREAM THREAD
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>>341203064
>>341203028
Sony was exactly as shit as the others. The fuck are you all smoking?
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>>341202665

But Microsoft won because Microsoft realized that PC is the best.
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DELETE /V/
SONY CANT WIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>341203249
money
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>>341201812
>I guess the GoD of War thing doesn't hit me since I NEVER played it.
Its just a totally different game now.
GoW1:
https://youtu.be/KhdvGcLp4FY?t=2m53s

nuGoW:
https://youtu.be/CJ_GCPaKywg
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>>341203249
What makes you say that? Nothing of theirs looked really all that disappointing.
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>>341202874
>Dedicate all of their conference to showing games
>No "LOOK AT THOSE PEOPLE TOTALLY HAVING FUN PLAYING THE GAME" segment
>No "THE DEVELOPERS TALK ABOUT THEIR OWN GAME FOR 5 MINUTES" segment
>A fucking live orchestra for every game segment
>Actual new reveals and exclusives

Come on, it is clear they put the most effort and delivered the most to the audience.
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>>341203491
What besides Crash and GoW? The others were nothing. Just like the rest of E3
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>vita got all the best games

I honestly feel sorry for EOP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apu_TafUz0g
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>>341203519
And only like what? Two segments of gameplay? Including a shit ton of cinematic non gameplay!. Thank you master Sony how could I ever doubt you
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Hey Guys, I work for one of the companies that presented on stage. I wasn't there.
After every E3, this is where I come to evaluate how well we failed.
I can't do anything about it, but I make sure my small part is made to standard. I'm lying, none of that was true.
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Didn't mention things that don't really matter to me.
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>>341201812
Nobody needs to hear from you again
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just so apathetic about it all
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>>341203714
>The others were nothing.
>Just like the rest of E3
Are you sure you like videogames?
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>>341204070
Where were the video games? I saw movies. I'd love to see videogames
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>>341199270
>>shitty zombie game
>looked pretty good to me. I love zombie hoards
Did you like H1Z1 too?
Did you like The Forest too?
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>>341183867
Literally a man child or an underrage dweeb made this.
Either way, kill yourself.
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>>341203714
Off the top of my head...
Horizon looked like a lot of fun. And there were some game announcements with premises interesting enough to warrant a little hyp from me.

I agree there wasn't a whole lot of gameplay, but I don't think it was a case of "a bunch of garbage nobody cares about."
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>>341204028
Aw fuck, I forgot about Titanfall 2.
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>>341204237
That one with the robot monsters was all gameplay.
Those indies were almost all gameplay except for the highlighted ones in microsofts conference

Scalebound was also gameplay. Several of the others also had shown gameplay after the conferences
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Terrible opinions that you should be shot for: the thread.
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>>341204559
Horizon looked generic as hell. The seting is interesting but the game mechanics looked mediocre.
>I agree there wasn't a whole lot of gameplay, but I don't think it was a case of "a bunch of garbage nobody cares about."

Getting hyped over anything but gameplay is fucking stupid
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>>341203519

>show games
>don't show fucking gameplay

That's the kicker. No one is impressed by pre-rendered shit anymore. If you don't show actual gameplay, you don't keep audience interest because they fucking know the final product won't look or play anything like what you show them.
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>>341195274
>Dark Souls 3 DLC

Please explain
Please
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>>341204929
>Horizon looked generic as hell
I'm legitimately curious how so?
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>>341204996
Dude fuck you and fuck the haters. If you didn't get hype for those teasers you are a jaded souless fuck. Hand in your gamer card
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>>341204339
I never played ANY of those because they were all streamer trash with shitty controls, shitty gameplay, and just all around terrible.

I allow myself to be a lot less judgemental about games I know nothing about because I never buy games on release anyways. If it comes out and turns out to be another shitty linear zombie shooter with a mediocre story, I'll skip it (or pirate it if it's PC)

Perhaps the disappointment of this E3 just got to me at the end of today and I just wanted something to make it feel like I didn't waste the past two days of my life
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>>341205148
The gameplay look standard as fuck. The premise and setting looked alright.
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>>341204929
What? The gameplay is what made me hopeful for this game
>Hacking moose robots and riding around on them
>mooseback combat
>various boss mechanics requiring a different approach (or could be all the same)
>(Might) put you in situations that will just fuck you up

It hit a lot of the right buttons for me.
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>>341205742
>various boss mechanics requiring a different approach (or could be all the same)
>(Might) put you in situations that will just fuck you up
None of that was shown
>Hacking moose robots and riding around on them
Wow riding shit that will porbably handle like every mount in every game
>mooseback combat
I saw no mounted combat
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>>341205617
>The gameplay look standard as fuck
But HOW?
I've never seen an open world game with combat like that, or a focus on bows.
Are you just shitting on it because it's in the open world RPG genre?
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>>341205148

>crafting system
>weapon is a bow, because Crysis, Far Cry, Tomb Raider, et al. haven't made enough of a joke out if it
>game enters slow-mo for important shots so you don't miss
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>>341206132
Wow you've never seen a lady character shoot a bow and ride a animal?
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>People saying Sony was a 10/10

Is this what being triggered feels like? This E3 is fucking awful
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>>341182507
I finally figurexd out what that horizon game reminds me of. Tomb Raider 2013.
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>>341206085
I'm assuming the first two just based on some of the dialog going on. (Weak to fire, and the whole "engaging these enmies might be a bad idea" line following by how she didn't kill the other crabs.) It could be wrong.

>mooseback combat
Did you miss that? It was at the end when they were killing that robot. I assume you can call a tamed animal and it will run up and you can just hop on. It might have been just scripted, but if it's that smooth, I'll have no complaints.
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>>341202006
>E3 chan will never be your gf
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>>341206674
You just hate video games
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>>341206879
Not with that attitude
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>>341206825
Unless the moose sprouts fucking rockets or turns into a gundam it'll function just like every other mount in every other game
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>>341206879
yeah. all we have now is her twitter.
https://twitter.com/gaogaoch0503
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>>341206954
I don't at all. I've been playing the same games that they have been showing for the past 10 years. The whole industry is stagnating. Is this the best that the biggest companies have to offer?
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>>341206238
>Crysis, Far Cry, Tomb Raider
No wonder it didnt seem generic to me then never played those.
Also I didnt notice the slow mo thing could you point out in the video when it happens? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wckYM2wlAA

Nonetheless I dont see how that makes it completely bland and generic. The combat actually looks good unlike the other open worlds I played.
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Sony didn't do anything great and people still give them anything higher than a C.
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I am legitimately disappointed. Sony practically shat the bed. The only redeeming qualities I neglected to mention was that new Spiderman game from Insomniac, but again, not enough information. There was also the fact that the vast majority of the conference were "trailers" (as in fucking pre-rendered movies that won't even be in the fucking game more than likely).
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>>341182507
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>>341207524
>could you point out in the video when it happens?

7:40

It was also in the last shot at last year's E3 trailer, look at 5:25 here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBTNDdwVsMk
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>>341207212
The only other mount I've ever seen able to be used functionally in combat was SotC's
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>>341198039
>2014
>sony
>literally showed nothing + Ratchet and Clank movie
No.
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>>341208018
Ah yeah you're right.
It happens when she blows off a part of it while riding her moose too at like 6:45

I'm actually curious what exactly triggers it since it doesnt seem to happen immediately upon those parts being shootable
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>>341208394

Maybe it's a skill you can learn or something.
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not finished it yet, not over until nintendo shows their shitty zelda game to laugh at
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Was legitimately waiting for Days Gone to be revealed as a The Last of Us spinoff, at least that would make sense. They should gas the retard that decided to OK another zombie IP and then have it be the anchor of the whole conference.
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>>341182507
It feels good to not be a cynical fuck.
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wew
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http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv266465983
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv266465983
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv266465983

found somebody
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Wtf is kadakowa
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>>341210981
The best E3 conference this year
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>>341210981
the bestest e3 conference ever.
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>>341211160
Just googled, as I figured, a bunch of weeaboo Vita bullshit.
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>>341210981
It was this.
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Not sure why everyone is loving God of War and Days Gone. Both looked generic
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>>341211427
That was only one part. My highlights are all the spaghetti anons sounding on the verge of tears as they were rejected live
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>>341182507
Microsoft should get an automatic F for basically giving up on the Xbone and making everything multiplat
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>>341210981
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>All these people shitting on Kadokawa "Who XD do I fit in yet"
>Literally the only company that actually had games and not just shitty movies
https://youtu.be/apu_TafUz0g
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>>341211536
I wouldn't know, I missed that, I was only in the thread but wasn't watching the stream(s).
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>>341211427
Very professional.
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>>341201608
I unno, 2014 was pretty great.
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>>341183635
Looks like shit, genaric, will be done better by others
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