E3 COMFY THREAD - SONY EDITION #3
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Now this is podracing.
FUCK SONY
reminder you can download the re7 demo tonight
and reminder sony already won
CRAB
Sony going all out.
WHY DOESN'T SONY JUST MAKE MOVIES
FUCKING STOP, KEEP VIDYA VIDYA
nope
Sony crushing it so far
BAMHAM
>space combat
BRAVO EA
BATMAN
BAAAAAAAAAAATMAN
NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I
>sony won
HOW DO KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS
I hope VR is a passing fad and dies like motion controls did.
Captain Knuckles from Flapjack
THE MASK
TELL ME ABOUT BANE WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>nothing but interactive movies
That't it, I'm an #xbonemissle now
Not Rogue Squadron
HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU PUT ON THAT MASK?
Batman gaming
what's the chance the screens actually look good in the PSVR?
>Battlefront
>A $120 game with 10 minutes of gameplay
Hey, Joker.
WHY ARE THEY STILL MAKING BATMAN GAMES
batman
>VR batman
you've got to be shitting me
ROGUE SQUAD-
>BF Xwing mission
Fuck yo-
>Mark Hamill Joker
Fuuuck you
>VR Batman
Can someone give me a quick rundown on what happened, I just got home.
Where are my weeb games?
HALF-LIFE VR
TELL ME ABOUT BATMAN HOW DOES HE FEEL WHEN HE PUTS ON THE MASK
>>341170861
Bam a ham yum
WHY
FINAL FANTASY HLFISDAHL;KFSJAFJLASDFLJDLF;ALSKDJF;KFJLKASFLKA;JFKJL;F
>no gameplay
>VR
>VIRTUAL
>REALITY
IF I TOOK THAT MASK OFF WOULD YOU DIE?
AFROJACK LUL
residen evil rip off P.T. bravo capcom
>another Batman game
fucking hell
I wanted to play VR Spiderman
>Arkham VR
Oh fuck off.
Just fuck off.
>audience laughing at it
Well that's good, at least.
>Sony keeps winning
STOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH
>>341171386
FOR
Y
O
U
>>341171310
it will
CRASHING THIS PRESENTATION WITH AFROJACK
>>341171401
PSVR has the best screens out of all the VR glasses.
>Chocobos
FUCK YES
WUBSTEPP
>vr minigame shit
Fucking meme tier bullshit fuck off
>Sqaure trying to pull it back after that terrible Titan demo
>WUBWUBWUB
PROBLEMATIC
>PS4 version of FF confirmed superior version
Wub wub wub wub
Fuck this music thougjh
Why do Sony always have to play webstep?
MY
FUCKING
WAIFU
FINAL FANTASY DUBSTEP
YOU'RE ON ICE
>$1200 for the full PS4 experience
Can someone explain this?
> $400 for the console
> $400 for VR
That's only $800
KREYGASM
>FFXV VR
LMAO
what the retarded fuck
VR CIDNEY
>Microsoft gets some shitty mess of a bossfight
>Sony gets an actual good, fun looking trailer
Wait, I take that back. That drop was garbage.
>Cidney's tits not censored
I TAKE THAT BACK TOO, GAMING IS SAVED.
AWOOO
>FF
>Final FirstPersonShooter
SQUARE ENIX JUMPING THE SHARK
Oh god, don't make final fantasy an fps
what an awful idea
LITERALMENTE SONY HA GANADO HERMANOS
STOP THEM THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL
IT ALL LOOKS SO BAD
>BROSTEP
TITS
What the fuck, square
>VR anime tiddies
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
so this... is the power... of VR...
PLAYSTATION! LETS THROW VR ONTO EVERY THING WE CAN!
>VR
IT going run even worse now.
I will buy the psvr and there is nothing you can do about it.
RED DEAD WHEN
Driving with Cidney will make 399 USD worth it
>>341171617
>>341171630
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT SUICIDE SQUAD GAME WB MONTREAL IS SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON?
I like how they had Cid's tits as part of the advertisement for the VR experience.
Truly Sony knows what's up.
>saw that girl
>thought it was the girl from RAGE
>freaked out for a moment at the thought of a RAGE 2
Then I remembered nothing good ever happens
>play as Prompto
>nobody cheers
YOU GET VR AND YOU GET VR AND YOU GET VR AND EVERY GAME GETS VR
I can finally play as BEST BOY
What the fuck was that.
What the fuck is going on.
>play as Prompto
Why would anyone want to do that
YES.
CALL OF DUTY#
GET HYPE
SOINY WINS
this is making me want to buy a ps4.
FINAL FANTASY CONFIRMED FOR WAIFU VR SIMULATORPlay as Prompto
*cricket noise*
What time does the conference end?
>all this sony hate even though they are doing great
Every
fucking
E3
Why do you this? Can't we just be comfy for one day?
>VR cruising
I'm almost sold
>Can be driven by your waifu
SONY
FUCKING
WON
yuck that voice
Sony's VR looks gimmicky as fuck rather than being immersive.
so many game trailers
>cod
>>341172157
Hopefully never
>leering at Cidney in VR
its call of duty
>>341170861
discord.gg/012UrDuZq91Nov4Uj
cough
>>341172270
>even though they are doing great
You fucking what
How
>>341170861
>excited over vr shit
>sony wins
>nothing but vr shit
you guys are pathetic, ive never been more upset 8ch was down, fucking cucks.
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO ANNOUNCE MGS V CHAPTER 3 I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE REEEEEEEEEE
>tfw you can Marry Cidney in VR
>waifu pandering
VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR
So tech demos?
>>341172217
I have no problem with that as long as vr isn't required
That ship looked like Argama
I'm getting fucking tired of hearing Troy Baker in fucking everything now.
>Play as Prompto
DEAD FUCKING SILENCE
EvE: Valkyrie
was that all the FFXV they had?
after Microsoft's blunder that was fucking terrible
>FFXV VR
for what fucking purpose
>Sonyggers actually thought there'd be substantial games for PSVR
LOL
>VR of duty
You knew this was coming
>Captain leaving his ship
WUT
>sony won VR
kek
Let me guess another Killzone no one will play
Why haven't Sony buried this yet
>Did we mention that we are introducing VR ?
THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR DISLIKES
>>341172217
AND YOU FIND GEOFRE
>>341172419
is this your first E3? Everything is tech demos
>>341172427
at this point i'd rather all the vr announcements get their own conference
Ace Combat?
>Scam Citizen has another game embarrassing it
love this, hope CIG gets destroyed
>Sony wins again
We didn't even see DMC5 yet
>>341172393
They'll announce it alrightFor Pachinko
Battlefront BTFO
>>341171130
literally "one" of these games were a movie. go fuck yourself
>sound in space
Now this is what vr needs.
This is cool as fuck.
>>341172748
>sony wins by showing multiplats and vr
i love it
This COD looks way more interesting than BF1 2bh
Is that Ace Combat?
Hey guys just in case you missed it Sony has a VR headset they want you to know about.
>VR is going to single handedly make it impossible to drink and play games
Fuck off with this technology.
I'm cold. I don't like winter.
Something is horribly wrong guys. I actually kind of want to play Call of Doody.
Wait, THIS is CoD?
>Boarding the shit manually
My penis is rock hard boys
Is this Star Fox
>Sounds in space
>>341172659
The guy said that everything from now on is VR.
>>341172516
wew
IM SICK
OF SHOOTERS IN SPACE
Is this the new COD?
I think this CoD game actually looks really good.
uh
I hope there's more FFXV than that
especially after the microsoft blunder and this VR garbage
>>341172830
As opposed to what?
Same shit as microsoft
is this battlestar galactica
>Gunfire sounds
>In space
>this is what CoD is now
Holy fuck I am laffin
This games looks so cool.
>>341172808
There was a little "Sound Simulation Online" thing. Typical excuse these days.
>>341172971
yeah
>>341172808
>shooting projectile weapons in zero G
>bullets unaffected by zero gravity
fucking 0/10
>game looks great
>turns into another shooter
At least they have period correct weapons
This is titanfall isn't it?
>Bomb explodes in space
THATS NOT HOW SPACE WORKS
wait is this really the new CoD? Looks great.
Is this the new CoD game that everyone hates? It looks really cool.
>NOISE OF ANY KIND IN SPACE
Wew lad
>>341172914
WTF, this is COD? It can't be COD, it looks fun.
>>341172320
The majority have been actual demos though so it's good.
>>341172808
>Activision in charge of understanding physics
Dropping off to sleep here.
watcha playing v?
I can't imagine this will make for a great experience. VR is motion sickness tuned up.
Yeah, I'd play it. I guess I'm more normie than I thought.
>>341173116
how much are they paying you per post?
>>341172886
You can drink while wearing the Vive. Just double-tap the system button on the controller or headset to activate the camera passthrough.
>Bridge on the outside of this ship
>Enemy Command isn't in Vac suits in the middle of Combat
Someone needs to read more Space Opera
>People saying you can't hear fucking EXPLOSIONS IN SPACE
am I being baited?!
I can't believe I actually want to play a COD game
>space fleet zero-G battle
>FUCKING CAWADOODY ASSAULT RIFLES
A SCIFI SPACE GAME
WITH FUCKING STOCK MODEL CAWADOODY TACTICOOL BRAND TACTICOOL RIFLES
FUCK OFF
I can't wait for the people who were mad about some shitty fucking remaster being paywalled behind this game to completely turn around after this footage
>>341173207
You do realise that gunpowder has its own oxidiser right?
>NO DMC5
Ok now I have to put my foot down regarding VR.
Its one thing to make a game that revolves around VR, but its another to tack it onto a game that didn't have it as an original plan as a gimmick.
If you want to make VR then do it right and make games MADE for VR.
Holy shit where were you when COD BTFO Star Citizen and BF1 with one fucking demo.
>>341173080
>MS shows MS exclusives that are actual games
>Sony shows rehash exclusive and movie game exclusives and the rest is multiplat
Literally only 2 things decent right now, the first (barely) being RE, which might be multiplat, and TLG which has been known since the fucking PS3.
>>341173220
Yep, this is COD
>>341173207
A bomb can explode in space anon, shit explodes and implodes in space all the fucking time, it just doesn't make any noise and any fire that is produced is immediately snuffed out.
>Call of Duty as the final game of the night
Sony wouldnt do that, right?
New CoD looks neat
This unironically looks a lot better than Battlefield 1
>>341173380
>not being able to shut your brain off and enjoy popcorn games
Must suck being bitter
>>341173220
Advanced Warfare was fun.
>>341173151
>Thinking a game looks great before seeing gameplay
You fucking pleb
>>341173440
>yfw it was literally CoD
if this is infinite warfare they may of did a clutch save on it.
still getting bf1 tho
>>341173407
Everytime I go into space I can always hear sounds in my helmet, so I don't know what these fags are talking about lol
What the hell COD looks great
>>341173407
No but I am
This is the first Call of Duty since Modern Warfare that seems interesting to me.
>>341173629
this, didn't even recognize it
HOLY SHIT
The absolute madman
Sony made COD great again.
#RipBF
>>341173342
Hearthstone, it's 4am here, I don't have the stamina for anything else
wew my teenage years
>>341173342
Path of Exile
Spae fork lift? Didnt they just show mechs in the begining? No powerloaders?
>>341173551
Shit it has been an hour already?
>CoD and Battlefield are both interesting again
What year is it
OUR SO CULL LEEDURS
PURSTITUTED US TO THE WEST
Has a game ever redeemed itself like this? Holy shit.
cawadooty trailer looked pretty good. But so did Ghost's and the game was awful. Maybe they should dedicate to movies instead of vidya
WHERE'S DMC5?
>>341173552
i always preferred space shit over modern warfare
I actually want to play a CoD game. Fuck.
New CoD looks pretty cool. But probably feels just like all the rest after 10 minutes.
>>341173851
2011+5 anon
>>341172808
>wanting a shooter with no audio feedback because muh realism
End yourself
I kind of want to play Modern Warfare 1 remaster, I loved that game.
>>341173440
Shut up nerd
CRASH
I wonder if the Modern Warfare remaster will also remove the "infinite respawning enemies until you cross the imaginary line."
>>341173440
WAIT IT WAS ACTUALLY COD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>341173407
Hearing your own gunshots and low bass thumps of explosions is fine. You shouldn't hear glass shattering or people decompressing though.
C R A S H
NO FUCKING WAY
NO RUSSIANS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DFSJ;ASJFLK;SAJFLKSADF;LJALFKJALKFLKDFLDLFLAJSLDKAJ
>>341173551
Sony conferences always last like 2 hours right? We still have plenty of time.
That said I think they have ended with CoD when they got buddy buddy with Activision.
also HOLY SHIT CRASH CONFIRMED
CRASH
who asked for this
THE TIME HAS FUCKING COME
ALL THESE YEARS IVE WAITED PATIENTLY
>>341173603
The campaign was okay but the multiplayer still played like every other shitty CoD game.
ALSO HOLY SHIT CRASH
top kek
The fuck? Talk about ruining the theme.
CRASH
THAT'S FUCKING CRASH
BANDICOOT... VR
CRASH BANDOCOOOOOOOOOT
AW SHIT
AWWWWW SHIT
OH MY GOD
wow.. 2 COD games.
IT'S CRASH
IT'S CRASH
IT'S CRASH
IT'S CRASH
IT'S OVERRRRRRRRRRRR
IT'S HAPPENING
>>341173892
It's not coming mate.
>>341173787
It's only an hour long?
CRASH BAZINGACOOP
>>341170861
CRASH IS BACK
>>341173892
Let it die.
CRASH
AW FUCK
IT'S HAPPENING
DON'T FUCK IT UP
PLEASE DON'T FUCK IT UP
C R AS H
R
A
S
H
HAPPENING
CRASH
FUCKING
BANDICOOT
SONY WINS SONY WINS SONY WINS SONY WINS SONY WINS SONY WINS SONY WINS SONY WINS
CRASH?!
THEY DID IT THEY FUCKING WON THEY FUCKING WON CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH anddd..... it's a remaster
If this is fucking Crash VR...
>Remastered crash
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CRASH BANDICOOT
they fuckin did it the madmen
>>341173407
You're baiting me hard anon,
Sound is air vibrations, space has no air, thus no transfer of sound.
CRASH
SONY
ALWAYS
FUCKING
WINS
>first on
HD CRASH 1/2/3
AHHH FUCK YES
CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHAHAHAAHA
AGHEBHJGERBHJBAEGBGEI
IT'S A FUCKING REMASTER
NOT A NEW GAME
>remastered
Oh come on.
The first COD story trailer at E3 always looks makes it look relatively cool you fucking retards
>REMASTER
DUMB
>That bandicoot shadow
Masterful
>remaster
HAAAAHAHAHAHAAH
>remakes and skylanders
aaaand FUCKING DROPPED
>remaster
jk guys
>Just a remaster of PS1 games
Welp
>just old Crash games remastered
CRASH
...remastered
>Remaster
>Not even a new game
NO NEW CRASH FUCKING END MY LIFE SENPAI
>they hold back the title of the game
>everyone thinks it looks really cool
>CoD title appears
U-UH, NO IT DIDN'T LOOK GOOD, I TOOK PART IN THE MASS DISLIKE LOOK HOW COOL I AM
IT'S JUST A REMASTER WEW
how can nintendo unironically compete with this conference
IT HAPPENED
>CRASH HYPE
>Its a remaster
>Crash will be in skylander
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>FIRST ON PS4
>FIRST
>CAN'T EVEN KEEP IT ON PS4
LOL
>new Crashits Crash VR
>e3 happens once a year
>decide to stare at your phone the one year you get to attend
Why are people like this
>>341174410
>remasters aren't games
lmao fucking BAITED with Crash Bandicoot
>remaster
>skylanders
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>we are going to give you these shitty PS1 games again without the eyecancer 3D poly
L O L
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT A KICK IN THE DICK. NOBODY WANTED SKYLANDERS
HAHAHA FUCKTARDS
IT'S A REMASTER
>>341174226
>CRASH BANDICOOT
>SKYLANDERS
RIP CRASH
GIVEN THE SPYRO TREATMENT
AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE HE HAS DOWN'S SYNDROME
>remastered
YOU FUCKS
Wait remasters and Skylanders? That's it?
>CRASH REMASTERED
SONY WINS
>remastered
>nothing new
Goddamnit so close
>No CTR
THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT.
THEY FUCKING HYPED CRASH FOR SKYLANDERS
HAHA
>REMASTER
SO FUCKING CLOSE SONY
>Skylanders
FUCK OFF
>Interrupting Crash announcement with shitty Skylanders garbage
SONY WHY
>Remastered
>not a new game
Oh for fucks sake.
>Skylanders
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE FUCK OFF
>remaster
SONY KEKS BTFO YET AGAIN
FUCK YES CRASH REMADE WITH HD TEXTURES
IDC IM HYPED AS FUCK.
Crash Bandicoot was always shit
FUCKING SKYLANDERS
this fuckin bait and switch
>REMASTER
>IMAGINATORS
HE GOT CONKER KEKED
MICROSOFT WINS BABY
MICROSOFT WINS BABY
MICROSOFT WINS BABY
>Remastered
>first on
AHAHAHAHAHAHA SONYKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>finishing with Skylanders
Sony get a big fat F.
>Skylanders
Kill it already.
>remastered
>skylanders bullshit
Way to kill my Crash hype
>>341174442
lol not sure why I put "looks" in there
Fuck this, give me more of that CoD: Infinite gameplay
That fucking hype rollercoaster
Off a fucking cliff
HAHAHAA SONYKUCKS ROLLING AND SHITTING AND CRYING
CRAAAAASH
IT'S SHIT
>play the new call of duty for psvr
>still has network issues
I'm so fucking sick of star wars..
>HOLY SHIT ITS CRASH
>remasters and skylanders :^)
I AM SO FUCKING MAD SDAGHKGCVNCV
lego star wars
HYPE
>REMASTER
OH FUCK RIGHT OFF ASSHOLES
WE GOT RUSED
>remasterstation 4
this needs to stop
>Crash
>WOOOOOOOO
>remaster
>Wooo...
>Skylander
>[sporadic clapping noises]
kek
HOLY FUCK IT'S CRA-
>remasters
REALLY NIGGER NO NEW GAME?
>BUT FIRST SOME SKYLANDERS
YOU HAD
ONE FUCKING JOB
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You asked for this.
>People actually play these Lego games
>>341174716
But anon, that IS the announcement!
POUR YOURSELF A NICE BIG GLASS OF BLEACH, BOYS.
TIME TO DRINK DEEP.
>Lego shit
>>341174601
Oh so NOW Remasters count as games?
>Its ok when Sony does it
just tuning in now
what's e3 had so far that's even notable?
friend told me it's been total shit so far, but that was yesterday
>Portstation 4
THEY GOT OUR FUCKING HOPES UP LIKE THAT AND FUCKING
FUCK YOU SONY
Its conker all over again
I am tired of these fucking Lego games.
Real talk
Where is the FROM exclusive?
Missed microsoft, what got revealed?
>>341174780
Ive played the Crash trilogy like 50 times, i want a new game
Don't care if it looks better than Avatar
>remasters
>skylanders
T-thanks Sony
>SKYLANDERS
D E G E N E R A T E S
remasters are probably to test the waters with sales. if it does well we will probably get a new crash
Kek remaster
JUST ADMIT IT. MICROSOFT WON
BLOCKED
WHERE IS DMC5?!
>Just the three games remastered
>no new game
>Skylanders
Why bother?
>REMASTER
Literally who cares?
>LEGO STAR WARS
WE'VE SEEN THIS SHIT ALREADY, FUCK YOU SONY
>Lego star wars 8: the shit mimi strikes back
I suppose Sony couldnt be all hype all conference
>Skylanders
>Remasters
L M A O
M
A
O
wow they're not even going to show any remaster footage?
the fuck sony
>>341174836
>Resident Evil
>Crash Remaster
>2 new games
MS announced one (1) new game. Sony already won.
>>341175154
TLG
>>341175118
>>341175135
They're comfy games.
Besides, I wouldn't watch the film. I'd rather play the Lego version.
When's Ape Escape?
RIP Star Citizen. So much for beating publishers.
>>341175118
I used to like the Lego games, but then they started releasing one every 3 months.
And at some point they decided to add voices.
>People being mad about Crash being a remaster
>When they did so good with the Ratchet and Clank remaster
Also being able to play Crash 1 in Native Analog will be make it worth it
who the fuck cares about lego games?
So close...
>Skylanders
>Leads straight into Lego mediocrity
Really putting a damper on your conference here
>Lego Kylo Ren has a fuckton of Darth Vader posters/decorations in his room
Fucking love the Lego game humor.
>Lego versions of video games
I never understood this meme.
Can someone explain?
when does the conference end? in one hour?
Welp, better luck next E3 for a new Crash
Lego games stopped being fun in 2008
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I FUCKING LOVE LEGO
>>341175194
Bunch of win 10 games
>ending off like this
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
SONY LOSES
>>341175154
Sony is killing it.
>>341175154
Well The Last Guardian finally got a release date after all these years. 10-25-16
>>341175470
The R&C Remaster fucking sucked ass.
M I C R O S O F T
>I
>>C
>>>R
>>>>O
>>>>>S
>>>>>>O
>>>>>>>F
>>>>>>>>T
WINS
>>341175362
Wasn't that some channel on TV that was like discovery-channel lite?
lego star wars is good and if you dislike it then you're a bandwagoner
YOU CAN'T SCREW OVER TR-8R LIKE THAT
CHAPTER 3 WHEN
>CHAPTER 3 WHEN
CHAPTER 3 WHEN
>CHAPTER 3 WHEN
CHAPTER 3 WHEN
>>341175337
at least we know it's being made. An updated crash will look neat.
>>341175470
R&C was a remake
>5 minutes wasted on Lego Star Wars
SONY FUCKING LOST
>>341175347
More like Resident E-VR-il
When does this shit end? I just want it to stop. They've screwed us around for the last time. I am now an Xbotmissile.
SONY LOSING HARD
BEST GAMES SO FAR HAVE BEEN ROBOZELDA/FARCRY PRIMAL AND COD
COMEON
>right now
>in two weeks
???
TRAITOR
>>341175470
Sony always wins!!! WHOAAAA!!!!!!!
zzzz
I am... legitimately angry at that fucking Crash bait and switch. Like, I've gotten used to the disappointment and don't really get full on mad at the stupid shit these companies do nowadays, but holy fucking shit. Just playing with my heart like that is just outright fucking slimy.
sonyggers are literally on suicide watch
>That silence after the Star Wars trailer
BLUNDER OF THE AGES
>>341175154
Crash Bandicoot 4 confirmed.
Where's Idolm@ster Platinum Stars?
I'm dead inside after that crash announcement
wow
I didn't think e3 could actually do this to me
I always laughed at the shitposters
but here we are
RDR
D
R
where
WHERE IS KOJIMA SAN
WHERE IS KOJIMA SAN
WHERE IS KOJIMA SAN
>>341175528
Pretty much all the recent LEGO games are actually pretty good. They're popular because they're good games. That's all there is to it.
This must be Sony's Todd Howard.
>>341175734
time is relative :^)
>>341175652
>These are "Ground up remasters" so I'd assume its a remake
Andy House has an awful voice.
PUROISUTOOOOOOOOO
Asura's Wrath 2 Confirmed
>>341175540
In a few minutes.
KOJIMA BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>341175595
It's a game
>Strongest line up
>Pause for applause
>Nothing
>The city of Sony
>>341175470
That was a remake & a vastly inferior one
This is just a HD upscale
NO WAY
THE FUCK IS OGING ON
>these shitty arrangements of classical music
this is intermediate band at high school tier stuff
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCKING KOJIMBO
KOJIMAAAAAAA
THE MAD MAN IS HERE
WHY DOES HE ALWAYS SOUND LIKE HE'S BEEN PUNCHED IN THE NOSE
>STRONGEST LINEUPS OF CONTENT
HAHAHAHA
KOJIMA?
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DERE DAT NIGGA KOJIMA
>No new crash, just remasters
>Crash's only new game is Skylanders
This is rich, fucking delicious. And the best part is Sonyponies can't defend this otherwise Amiibos and Nintendo remasters are ok.
HERE COMES KOJIMBO
EVERYONE IS GOING NUTS FOR KOJIMA
ITS FUCKING KOJIMA
KOOOOJIIIIIIIIIIIMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH FUCK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KOJIMBO
THE RUSE CRUISE
DID YOU RIKE IT
I swear I hear the same melody in a Rhapsody song
KOJIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
did you rike it?
Did you like it?
MAD MAX WHAT
>>341175895
Have I got good news for you
>>341175730
SHUT UP THEY WON
THEY WOOOOOOOOOON
>Kojima walked faster than the platform comes out
A B S O L U T E
THE RUSE CRUISE HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN
holy shit that entrance
IT'S FUCKING KOJIMA
why mad max music?
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS HIIIM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BASED HIDEO
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KOJJJIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S FUCKING OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY
KOJIMA
O
J
I
M
A
S-SORRY
KOOOOOOOOOOJIIIIIIIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAAA
OH SHIT THE RUSE CRUISE IS HERE
KOJIMBO
KOJIMA?
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE KONAMI FIRED THIS FUCKER
HIDEO AND KOJIMBO?
>Mad Max music for Kojima
fucking perfect
I RIKE IT
>KOJIMA
SONY WINS
AGAIN
AND
AGAIN
AND
AGAIN
KOJIMBO
IT'S TIME
KOJIIIMAAAAAAA
KOJIMEME
I should be hype for Kojima, but that fucking Crash bullshit has left me feeling drained.
don't fall for his ruse lads
Time for kojimas ruse cruise
CHAPTER FUCKIBG 3 HERE IT COMES LADS IM SO EXCITED I A. LITERALLY CRYING
CHAPTER 3
IT'S HAPPENING
>>341175824
Do you really expect full grown adults to be excited by Legos.
fucking rusemaster
>Mad Max music
>Kojimer
What the fuck is going on!?
>>341175730
Losing against who?
JDKL;FSKLDSJFLASJDKFJLASKJFLAFLADFKLH HOLY SHIT KOJIMA THE FUCKNIG MADMAN
KOOOOJJIIIMMAAAA
KOJIMA
MAD MAX MUSIC
ITS OGRE. ITS ALL OGRE. PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE.
DOSE STAIRS POPPING OUT OF NOWHERE
>>341175528
Kid friendly budget version of a game that parents will buy. Cheap to make, easy sales.
HE CAME OUT TO FUCKING MAD MAX FURY ROAD
S-Sorry
HERRO EBEY WAN
PREASE ENJOY
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SONY FUCKING WON
>Herro everyone, I'm black
What did he mean by this?
SONY WON E3
>>341176326
kojima likes mad max
kojima outpaces his walkway to fury road music
Hideki Kamiya's english was better
keppetuu wraitin' HEUH?
I'LL KEEP COMING
>Walks faster than the light bridge
SONY WINS E3
SONY FUCKING WON
He'll be fine.
dat engrish top kek
We still love you Kojima
I'LL KEEP COMING, BOYS
>Crash almost killed the hype
>Kojima comes to save it
his english is so damn cute what the fuck
KOJIMA ABOUT TO SOLIDIFY VICTORY FOR SONY
>>341176639
He loves mad max
Is that Shoji Tabuchi?
MORE INTERACTIVE MOVIES
oh look, it's the idea guy
It's Kojima
But will it be PS4 Exclusive?
Who is that faggot in the crowd that keeps speaking?
>yfw Gaben walks on stage
oh for fucks sake
PTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
SONY
FUCKING
WON HOLY SHIT
>>341176967
Sony Interactive Entertainment Presents
AAAAAAAAAAA
WHY HAS EVERY SINGLE E3 CONFRENCE HAD CRABS IN IT?
PT
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHOEVER HAS BEEN CHOOSING MUSIC FOR ANYTHING FOR E3 IN THE PAST FEW YEARS NEEDS TO BE SHOT
what the fuck is this baby
what the fuck
No way.
another movie?
IT'S FUCKING PT
>NORMAN
OH SHIT
The fuck is this
Loss: the game
THE MADMAN
DERRRL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ANOTHER KOJUCKMA BLUNDER
MICROSOFT WINS BABY
what the fuck
>>341177023
>walks
SILENT HILLS CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
REEDUS HAS COME TO
>>341176967
>>341177090
Already confirmed timed exclusive *Also On PC
>Capcom rips off Silent Hills thinking it's dead
>Sony brings it back
HAHA
MY DEAR OCILOTT
>>341177190
hehehe
ACHTUNG BABY
DAYRL?
>>341177128
EVERY song has been the same generic dubstep bullshit
>vidya about mpreg
ITS PT
>that scar
Did Norman Reedus have that baby inside of him?
THE FUCK IS THIS, IS THIS THE WALKING DEAD
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?
THIS DOESNT LOOK LIKE CHAPTER 3 REEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
Is this Dagon by Lovecraft?
DIS JUST A MUSIC VIDEO
wat
>>341177334
at least we know what kojima's fetish is now
KOS
OR SOME SAY
KOSM
>>341177093
Miniature enemy crabs
PT HOLY SHIT
>RIP DMC5
Will they show us the penis?
WHERES THE GAMEPLAY
>>341177093
You don't remember the giant enemy crab meme from Sony's E3 10 years ago?>>341177093
>DEATH STRANDING
5 FLOATING FIGURES
5
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
What on fucking earth
STRANDING
>trailer with no gameplay
why
stranding lol
Game...play?
what is Death Standing
>DEATH STRANDING
What did he mean by this?
>stranding
Was that a typo?
Sony just won.
>the game is actually death standing the guy just misheard kojima
SPIDERMAN
So Kojima came with a music video?
>>341177514
ON THE BEACH
I am really confused right now
wat
>>341177485
THE REAL METAL GEAR SOLID 5
PS4 EXCLUSIVE
>>341177458
This. ffs show some fucking gameplay instead of a bullshit teaser
>DEATH STRANDING
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
Is it bad that the only thing I gave a fuck about was Crash?
I know it's just a remaster, but it's the only thing I'd actually buy
SPODERMAN
SPUIDAMEN
Did you rike it?
SPIDERMAN
END OF EVANGELION
A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME
New SPIDEY
Spiderdude
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SHITPOSTERS NOW
I see. And can this game be played with an erection?
SPIDERMAN
I really don't understand.
Reddit the game
Bravo kojima
>>341177473
Dammit Kojima
Still odd as fuck and I have no idea what it is.
Fuck off Yuri Lowenthall!
OHHHHHH
GET OUT LOWENTHAL
THE HYPE TRAIN BEGINS ANEW
SPIDERMAN
AWWWW SHIT INSOMNIAC SPIDEY GAME?
>>341177291
Really I thought Kojima was working exclusively with sony now?
DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN
DO NOT TRUST HIM THAT WAS JUST LIKE AN MGS5 TRAILER NO GAMEPLAY JUST cool music and sthetics.
costume looks like ass tbqh
Spooderman?
OH FUCK IT'S SPIDERMAN
>ENGRISH GAME TITLE
Nobody bothered to correct Kojima-sama at his own studio
guys, i haven't seen sony conference from the start
what I missed?
OH FUCK NEW SPOD
YES YES PIDERMAN SONAR WON THE 3Es!
Spiderman yaaaaassssss
>insomniac spiderman
didn't know I wanted this
>>341177635
>Strand:
verb (used with object)
1.
to drive or leave (a ship, fish, etc.) aground or ashore:
The receding tide stranded the whale.
2.
(usually used in the passive) to bring into or leave in a helpless position:
He was stranded in the middle of nowhere.
verb (used without object)
3.
to be driven or left ashore; run aground.
4.
to be halted or struck by a difficult situation:
He stranded in the middle of his speech.
noun
5.
the land bordering the sea, a lake, or a river; shore; beach.
Huh.
Well this is unexpected.
>>341177557
Because as we all know by know, Kojima is only good at making trailers.
SPIDER-MANNNNNNNNNNNN
>capeshit
>Spider-Man trailer at a Sony conference
OH NOOO DR CONNOOORSS CLAASSS
>>341177458
E3 2018
Please understand
I want the Spiderman meme to end.
OH NO, DOCTOR CONNOR'S CLASS
WHATS WITH ALL THIS MAD MAX MUSIC
>>341177938
movies and multiplats
crash gets remakes and skylanders lmao
new RE that doesn't look like RE at all
>>341177780
WHERE. IS. MY. WEEB. SHIT!
WHAT THE FUCK THAT SUIT IS UGLY
SPIDERMAN looks cool
>BOSS FIGHT WITH RHINO
>HAVE TO JUMP OVER HIM WHEN HE CHARGES YOU SO HE CRASHES INTO SOMETHING
EVERYTIME
WHERE'S KAZ?
NEW THREAD?
Alrighty kids, show's over.
Everyone go home.
>>341178090
did they use spiderman font?
>>341178117
Fuck off. I want the Batman meme to end.
That's it?
>no PC version
Fuck, you won this time consoles.
>>341178214
>Kojima
>not weebshit
Don't even own a console but it's safe to say Sony handily destroyed Microsoft this year.
>>341178178
peter go home, your drunk
>No RDR
JUST FUCKING KILL ME
>>341178214
TGS
WHEN WILL SONY STOP SHOWING ALL THESE GAMES
Please don't let this be all of it
THESE PIZZAS ARE IN GOOD HANDS
Sony lost
Enough of this shit.
>>341178286
>tfw Rhino will never kill an innocent person and piss Spiderman off enough that you just beat the shit out of him
NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>NEW KOJIMA IP CONFIRMED PS4 EXCLUSIVE PC KEKHOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>341178404
Yeah. Just another live demo and we're done.
>all about gameplay
STORYKEKS BTFO
>>341178369
I think so
>>341178535
no surprise there
tfw sony wins and pc loses
I might as well sell my pc and buy a new ps4
>Call of Duty won the show
This was unexpected.
NO DEE EHM CEE
NO FROM GAME
>no DMC 5
TOP KEK M8
>no ffvii
why live
>no DMC5
FUCK
What a disappointment.
>>341178564
Well they keep mixing in a few games with all the movies.
Why didn't they just show it before?
AWOOOO
>SPIDER-MANPS4
>KOJIMA ON PS4
>CRASH
CMON SONY STOP BAITING ME WITH THESE EXCLUSIVES WHAT THE FUCK
E3 has been a joke for years.
>>341178708
Lol no sonygger its already been confirmed for a PC release.
>>341178214
Persona and DMC will be coming soon.
I hope.
>>341178419
It has been confirmed for PC from the start
Sons of Post-Anarchy the game
WHERE THE FUCK WAS DEVIL MAY CRY 5
It was OK?
I didn't watch MS's conference, but why do I feel it might have been better?
>>341178930
>no word on spiderman being exclusive
>no word on kojimbos being exclusive
ok
The last of us: Sons of anarchy expansion
>>341178708
Go to the fucking sticky you sperglord
>no FF7 Remake Tifa
>that stupid FFXV nonsense
>no Red Dead
>Kojima movie with no gameplay
>The Last of Gods of War
>The Last of Us Bikers
>only good looking game was Spiderman
This music feels like it might be composed by Gustavo Santaolalla which would basically confirm this as a Last of Us sequel.
That ain't a silencer
>>341179008
WHERE
I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED
THAT'S NOT HOW SILENCERS WORK
Oil filter suppressors fuck yeah
AND QTE GAME CONFIRMED
LOL
>>341179219
>>341179306
It actually does work.
>character narrates literally everything to himself
DUDE JUST PLUG ENGINE PARTS INTO A GUN LMAO
>QTE zombie game
brilliant
>>341178651
No kidding
They butchered GoW
90% of there shit is multiplat
There big reveal was a music video
They had a remaster bait and switch
Now we get to watch 3rd person survival horror, as if that isn't done to death on playstation by now
there best game was zelda farcry that looked heavily scripted
you gotta be fucking kidding me
so innovative
wew that gun sounds like shit
>>341179306
>>341179219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t_pcWPdSDs
Wow, I actually got more of a reaction out of Microsoft's E3 than Sony's. Weird year.
What's with this fucking gun noise?
>>341179008
Look at the trailer, Mark Cerny, Kaz, and other sony people appear credited at the ending, the game is published by sony entertainment, tell me one game published by them that is also available on PC
