E3 COMFY THREAD - SONY EDITION
comfy game
FIRST FOR MICROSOFT #1
le last of us 2 meme
REMINDER THAT IF YOU HEAR/SEE A MARIMBA AT ANY POINT, CRASH BANDICOOT IS OFFICIALLY HAPPENING
/a/utism
Ughh, I still haven't played the first Last of Us
TLoU 2 biker edition
Sonyggers are the worst fanbase on /v/ by a huge margin
LAST OF US 2 wew
>>341164413
Nice
delivery guy just came in. is this the best comfy food to get for a press conference?
I'm not putting my lips on that
BIKER LAST OF US
>TFW NO GF EDITION
>>341164419
What a faggot.
DEAD DON'T RIDE?????????
THE LAST OF US: THE DIVISION
Just got here, so what did I miss?
IT'S SO SAD GUYS
IT'S SO EMOTIONAL
Fucking Oscar Bait Shit Games.
>>341164235
Are games set in forests the new meme for videogames?
what a bunch of pretentious cinema crap
>>341164457
Stop trying to victimize yourself Sony
Sony presents:
Every single game: TLOU Edition
SOA with walking dead? mite be cool.
>normie: the game
>>341164235
MAD MAX 4: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
MORE LIKE DAYS YAWN
That huge audience what the FUCK
>God of War reboot
Great, the original series wasn't that good anyway.
>>341164457
because you're such an improvement
fuck off
>>341164606
New God of War
New last of Us
what? that wasn't last of us 2?
man that gow is shit , anither movie with familiar drama
looks comfy
i hope mgsv chapter 3 dlc
Godamn god of war looks great
Trico senpai!
>>341164517
>literally putting butter on your pizza
>game after game after game
HOW DO WE STOP SONY?!
sons of the last of us
> 50 odd people just died
> why are they talking about it
sometimes /v/ needs to get a fucking brain you bunch of fucking retards
>yet another apocalypse games
jesus fuck
I'm tired of zombies and cataclysmic events
LAST GUARDIAN BOYS
How many times in a row are they gonna show the Last Guardian
The last guardian. My fucking dick.
When I think of Moreen I think of two things, ashfault and trouble
>>341164235
big ol' mountain
trees have got to have friends
>>341164784
Don't you mean God of Skyrin of Us
OH LOOK IT'S THIS GAME WE ALREADY KNEW ABOUT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
SONY WINS XD
this PS2 game again
The kid looks so out of place with the rest of the art style
just got here, what i miss?
Why does the kid still look like a placeholder model
HOW IS IT THE LAST GUARDIAN
IF THERE'S TWO OF THEM
SONY WON
PUNISHED KRATOS
>>341164871
its not video games though
chills bro, chills
>>341164517
Dominos is better you fuckign fagot
N-NANI
>>341164871
I want fags out of my video games.
NOTHING NOTABLE NEW
>>341164990
Shut the fuck up
WHOA DELAYED GAMES
HOLY FUCKING SHIT OADHFOSDHAISDOFHSDOFHISDHFGPISHHGOIHPOGIHSAOGHIIOHSGIOSAGPAG OCTOBER 25 JHASDFJLSDAFLKJA
LAST GUARDIAN HAS A RELEASE DATE
SONY WINS
DUDE PS2 GRAPHICS LMAO
>Trailer after Trailer after Trailer
This is how E3 should be.
>ICO sequel
Who cares, only the most boring fucking game on ps2.
IT
HAS A
RELEASE
DATE
please DMC5
OH FUCK A RELEASE
>>341165101
fuck you
>it's coming this time, honest
>we promise
I dont understand why they have change the camera to shots of the video off-screen
>>341164871
>talking about fags dying instead of video games
Stop being retarded and you would see the problem.
>release date
SUGOI
2016 ITS HABBENING
Oh wow, a release date.
This E3 set the bar low, but Sony's definitely winning.
>>341164235
>This Fucking Orchestra
THE FEELS MAN
THEY DID IT. THEY FUCKING DID IT.
SONY WON
>Sony actually showing games
What's going on guys? I thought this was E3
>wanting to play a dying pet simulator
is there a fucking CHEER sign at e3?
WHEN'S PERSONA
FUCK THIS GAY SHIT
>>341164517
papa johns, mah nigga!
>>341164823
>he doesn't know about dipping the breadtick like crust into garlic sauce when you're done consuming glorious pigs and cows
and the games keep on coming with Horizon: Zero Dawn
>>341165095
people are still going to make speeches about it at the beginning of the show
you need to stop being autistic
>>341165180
You're not in any video game
Sony has an Orchestra?! Holy shit man. Going for the feels...it's working
>releasing that game between Call of duty, Battlefield one and titanfall 2
They really have no faith in it huh?
GAMEPLAY
A
M
E
P
L
A
Y
These are the same exact trailers from last year........
SHOW ME SHIT I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT GODAMMIT
TLG RELEASE DATE CONFIRMED HOLY SHIT
>>341164606
The God of war last of us edition
The last of us biker edition
The last of us giant dog edition
FINALLY
THE WAIT IS OVER
Female: The game
>>341164990
It's better than God May Cry
>Horizon
>Again
this is fantastic. If you disagree, you're a fucking idiot.
Is every sony game some emotional third-person forest simulator?
>>341165254
every time is like microsoft's first time
Year of the Forests.
how many post apocalyptic games are we up to now? 5?
>GODDESS
JEEEEEEEEEEEEWSSSSS
Sony wins E3 again.
The could have done it with like two games, now they are just styling.
>trailer after trailer after trailer
>no dumb devs talking
Sony = Winning
All these movies feel samey, when's the videogames?
BOI SONY FUCKING WON AND WE'RE NOT EVEN 30 MINUTESIN
>>341165435
lol that's atlus' showcase
they'll be showing Yakuza Zero as well
Weird cadence in their voice
>>341165428
is there?
>>341165198
It has fucking dragons.
so why did last guardian take 10 years to make again?
>>341164235
So how many of the games shown will be downgraded?
Anyone else want TLoU2? I want more of that atmosphere and music. I guess Days Gone is supposed to hold us over until then
I swear to god if you can't disable this chicks dialogue outside of cutscenes.
WE ALREADY KNEW IT WAS COMING IN 2016 YOU FAGGOTS
>>341165090
Who says that they're both guardians?
>>341165567
wow open world
so fun
>every game is some boring ass walking simulator with people talking
Daily reminder no mans sky had a release date too.
>>341165510
What the fuck are you talking about? None of these trailers have been shown.
WOW LOOK AT THAT FULL OPEN WORLD EXPERIENCE
sony winning
sliding up hill beautiful
IT'S NOT FAIR
>IT'S NOT FAIR
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>IT'S NOT FAIR
>Killing cute robot creatures
This doesn't look fun at all
Great movies, Sony
I've even seen these trailers already
Jesus fuck, Microsoft is just gonna run away with this shit, Sony fucked up huge
Still no excuse yet to get a PS4. Show me something fun and believable.
>They still havent toned down the main character talking to herself every 3 seconds
>chilling live symphonic performance
>no gay ribbons
>only 10 minutes in and a bunch of good-looking games were shown
Sony won
YOU DON'T
NEED TO FUCKING COMMENTATE
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING YOU DO
DUDE
CORRUPTED ROBOTS
LOL
>Menus: The Game
Link is a girl. Confirmed!
Would be better if she stopped bloody talking to herself.
Fucking Mass Effect
>>341165806
The show in general. The pace, no sports, game after game, no devs talking. It's great.
>one shotted a robot dinosaur
What is she made of?
>DIALOGUE WHEEL
HATE DEMON
I WANT HER TO SNU SNU ME
>corruption
Blizzard tier writing confirmed
>Mass Effect 4
>speech wheel
>dialogue wheel
HATE NEWSPAPERS
>>341165824
Last Guardian and this game were shown at last year's E3 you fucking moron.
Only god of war is new so far.
>all this sony hate
Every
fucking
E3
This is a comfy thread you fucking idiots. Fuck off
THIS IS WHY SILENT PROTAGONISTS ARE A THING
HATE NEWSPAPERS
Those animations holy kek
>>341165917
At least Sony actually has shit to present.
I thought this was the comfy thread.
This is just shitposting.
>demon
Ah great strong independant woman and male damsels
HATE MACHINE
DMC5 WHEN DMC5 WHEN!
>>341165885
>Robot apologists
>>341165949
>>341165973
>Implying every game isn't copying The Witcher 3 point by point
Just kill me and take Poland too
>SJW STRONG WIMYN SIMULATOR
>SJW STRONG WIMYN SIMULATOR
>SJW STRONG WIMYN SIMULATOR
Sonnyggers are the biggest cucks.
you best start believing in ghost robot stories misses orange
>>341165949
>>341165973
They're probably just doing that for E3 to spoonfeed the retards watching
jesus
sick of these type of games
cut scene every 30 second type of game
STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS SHOWING SILLY BOYS HOW IT'S DONE
Fuck everyone, I'm a sucker for primitive vs robot.
Though the shitty word = whole dialogue thing is a turn off.
Why does she have to be so fucking ugly?
Ohhhh the possibilities for sfm
>what do you mean a demon
>how did it do that
>I don't believe in demons
Terrible
>dialogue wheel
fucking
There is nothing about this game that makes it special and stands out. Nothing.
>>341166176
We've seen half of this before though.
>>341166097
i wish, its like fps in 2007
lame
>ROBOT DINOSAURS
XBOX CAN'T COMPETE
>Goddess
>Starts off the conference with an orchestra
>Announces God of War and has the orchestra play along with the game.
>Only conference to talk about the shooting.
>Sony shows ACTUAL FUCKING GAME FOOTAGE instead of teaser bullshit that nobody wants to fucking see.
>Finally shows The Last Guardian and its COMING FUCKING SOON.
>Fuck, even the Sony presentators know how to dress better than the faggots at microshit and the other conferences.
Sony won already just 15 minutes in.
>>341166252
I WANNA FUCK HER
>>341166098
Big amazon muscles
will she stop talking to herself?
LOL FARCRY MAP
>>341166160
>expecting micro/v/ to cheer for sony
>>341166176
lmao what shit?
This is all old news
I'm kinda digging this.
The gameplay's more fast-paced than anything else shown at E3 so far.
THIS E3 SO FAR HAVE BEEN FULL OF SHIT 2BH
>live orchestra during gameplay
fuck that's a cool idea
That's cool.
NEXT GAME PLEASE
Please tell me you can tame the t-rex dinobot
>>341166160
Fuck off /v/ is a Microsoft board.
Hacking your mount
Cool
She could've run faster with how slow that thing is
>>341166379
Ubisoft mentioned it too fucko.
>>341166279
You'd think so, but look at the latest Ratchet and Clank game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BV95D-0aO4
The characters literally NEVER shut the fuck up. This is a thing now. This is a thing that multiple companies are doing now.
You know nothing Jon snow
>has to explain every fucking thing she sees or does
God, shut the fuck up. I hope you'd be able to disable that.
Why are you all hating on this shit? This looks fucking amazing.
Meh this game doesn't look that interesting
Generic adventure game #5432
>>341166157
You should have said these GAMES have been shown. Not trailers you fucking idiot.
>>341164659
forests and mountains are nice
Great original concept Sony, but Xenoblade X came out last year
I still can't get over how they killed god of war for another child escort walking sim.
Someone post a trailer I can download!
>game has female protagonist
>/pol/ starts freaking out and crying
ayy
>>341166379
What do you mean finally shows the last guardian?
We'd already seen basically all of what they had shown and more.
>>341166492
My problem is that it looks like a generic open world game except with robot dinosaurs.
Run from place to place because someone told you to and shoot shit. Shit's boring
>Oh silly boys, why don't you suck my muscular strong clit while I emasculate you?
Sony keks
>>341166252
>Manly man and manly son simulator
>Biker dude apocalypse simulator
>Stronk female protagonist simulator
>LE SJW CONSOLEKEKS
>>341166626
yep
even talks to herself non-stop
wish this bitch would shut up
>>341164235
Game doesn't look bad
The environment is pretty nice. I think I might hold off til it's like $30 to buy it though
Jesus Christ, just stop talking.
This isn't a comfy thread
>>341166632
That would be sexist, Oakland. Stop being a shitlord.
Its shadow of mordor meets women
>>341166651
>looks amazing
>she's LITERALLY wrestling combat robots to the ground
How does /v/ feel about this?
>It's a someone burns down the village while the main character is away episode
fucks sake
the human acting was sort of awful but the robot designs are pretty cool, i'd ride a robot ox around
What's the appeal of this game?
WHERE'S DMC5 SONY
>>341166379
>sony shows they gutted god of war
>presents an 8 year old game
>robot dinosaurs featuring a women that doesnt stop talking
no
>>341166723
It's okay, the boy will probably get kidnapped half an hour in and the rest of the game will revolve around rescuing him.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
WHY WONT SHE STOP TALKING?
Robot lives matter
Already 10x better than Microsoft
>see enemy for the first time
>automatically know its name and weaknesses
Oh boy. Shit game.
>>341166758
>PROTAGONISTS CANNOT BE FEMALE, EVER
B U L L S H O T S
Don't worry bros, Nintendo tomorrow will save us by having actual real video games
Its a really neat concept, but i have a feeling we wont get an explanation as to why these robots are dominate enough to send us to a sci-fi stone age, but have to be these weird woodland things.
Is she a hobbit?
>>341166851
Indifferent, I'm too busy thinking about TLG
>>341166814
Fuck you
>>341166379
I'm not even a sonyfag but I already like first ~15 min of sony conference more than all of the previous conferences combined. No stupid jokes, memes etc only games.
Why would I play this over Monster Hunter or Xenoblade?
The GUI is intrusive as fuck.
>>341166874
big robot animals
>>341166775
KEK DETECTED
>KEK DETECTED
KEK DETECTED
>KEK DETECTED
>slow-mo arrow aiming
STEALING FROM NINTENDO AGAIN
Ace Combat 7 when?
>>341166874
What's the appeal of any video game?
is it me or is there something wrong with the quality of near all streams
SHIT GAME
>>341166632
But then how will you experience how strong this female lead is?
>>341166931
She's wearing some kind of Scanner on her ear
>>341166931
It was scanned dipshit.
>>341166379
this. SONY WON
>>341166856
yeah and it's relatively unique concept but i don't know . it's missing something
What game is this?
ok next game now pls I get it
What is this game about?
>>341166252
At least Sony's conference has games in it
>>341166651
>This looks fucking amazing.
im late to the party, what game is this
DMC5 is the only thing that will save this press conference
>>341167085
SHIT
>>341167105
GAME
Shes talking to (you), the gamer
This game seems pretty cool muted
The more I see of this game the less I want to play it
>>341166758
>why don't you suck my muscular strong clit
With pleasure desu
>>341167010
Just stating a fact
How much time are they going to spend on this limp-dick girly nancy-boy game?
I don't think this retard bitch is quipping enough.
>don't talk to me or my wife's son
>>341166963
kek
GOD OF WAR WILL HAVE THE FIRST GOOD VIDYA REBOOT EVER
>>341167020
some people aren't Nintencucks
>>341167105
>>341167085
Where's the fun in the game telling you every enemy's weakness?
>walking through the restraint ropes
c'mon, sony, try harder.
DONT STOP THE FUN SONY
DONT STOP THE FUN
NO TALKING
JUST TRAILERS
MOVIE AFTER MOVIE BOYS
Another upcoming movie.
Can't wait for this.
>>341166626
cant be unseen
>>341167195
>implying chapter 3 won't eclipse DMC
A REAL HUMAN BEAN
>>341167142
You just say that because the protagonist is a WOMAN!
XBOX
That looked decent, but the fucking menus were intrusive as fuck. It's like someone tried to streamline the game too hard and made it 10x less streamlined
DAVID CAGE
DAVID CAGE
OH NO
I MAKE THE BAD GAME
>>341167249
>Being this booty blasted.
Is it because Sony won E3 in 15 minutes? I think it's a new E3 record.
A fucking movie
Robocop
straight into the "Living in Detroit Simulator"
>>341167153
kek games are still kek games
Thank fuck for comfy threads, the sticky is full on Sonygaf mode.
ROBOT DETECTIVEEEEEE
Can we see some good Japanese games please?
CONNOR IS
THE ANDROID NEGOTIATOR
more movies holy shit
Kino
Quantum?no thanks
Assassin's Creed?
FUCK OFF UBI
Heavy Rain (ft. Todd Howard)
Why don't they just use a big magnet?
With the bullet time, bow action and mix of modern technology I'm predicting inevitable comparisons with Zelda.
>Negotiator
Big O confirmed.
>>341166905
Or Kratos dies and gets replaced by the boy who becomes the next God of War.
HI DANIEL
>>341166689
True but there are too many of them coming all at once.
This reminds me of something.
>>341167142
Better than the Ubisoft conference, if only barely.
Solid Snake DLC please, he was made for this game
android detective
A NEW MOVIE
Damn that guy's got some strength holding a 10 year old girl over a ledge without struggle.
These graphics of all games shown are disgusting
They also look like they play the same.
RIP Gaming.
NAHMAN JAYDENNNNNNNN
WAIT SHAUN
WAIT FOR YOUR DADSUN
ANOTHER FUCKING QTE MOVIE
FUCK SONY FUCK YOU ALL
>all these interactive movies
>>341167508
Detroit actually looks like an interesting walking simulator
DAMN DANIEL
Equality for androids!
>>341167717
CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD
DEAD OR ALIVE YOUR COMING WITH ME
lmao rekt
Robot lives matter
>>341167372
Maybe that's "easy mode"?
HE KILLED A KID
WE BLADE RUNNER NOW
if all these games are gonna play the same could they at least have made them in different places?
i mean i already had my fill of open world northern hemisphere forests from the Witcher
splat
Alright, Horizon actually looks pretty cool but this android game looks like fucking shit.
Heavy (Tears in the) Rain
I can't tell if the animations are shit because they're robots, or just naturally shit.
>muh choices
lmao
Sony presents:
THE WORST NEGOTIATOR
This looks more interesting than the other shitty Cage games at least, still a movie though.
>>341167812
literally a robot
NAHMAN JAYDAN: THE VIDEO GAME
This doesn't look that bad to be quite honest family
that dialog
I know Sony sells TVs but they really need to fuck off with these movies
CHOICES: THE GAME
IS THAT MY NIGGER NOMAAH JAYDEN I HEAR
Horizon zero dawn looks incredibly fucking good
SPOILING ALL THE OUTCOMES
BRAVO SONY
>LITERALLY A BLUE BLOOD
YOU CAN'T KILL ME I'M NOT ALIVE
>it's up to you how this story ends
YOU'RE A BIG GUY
>Android LA Noire
Cool
So Humans, the game?
Please just be this same scenario over and over again, with like 5000 variations.
Those police snipers suck lmao
>YOU CAN'T KILL ME, I'M NOT ALIVE
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE
wow this actually looks pretty good.
i mean if its more than this one mission.
Every scenario they kill the bot
YOUR CHOICES MATER
>>341168105
looks like it would get boring after an hour
>>341167951
This way they get to use the same assets over and over again.
Looks like it could be good.
WHY
NOT
JUST
MAKE
A
MOVIE
F.AM?
what the fuck is this
>David Cage shit
>DETROIT
>>341168105
It does. fuck these nintencucks that are mad nintendo is only showing zelda
>dude come on stop it
One hell of a negotiator
Kek they showed all of the paths
THIS
IS
OUR
MOVIE
>>341168008
The people didn't look that much better. This is a really weird trailer.
>DETROIT
This looks fucking cool mong.
>Detroit
>white people
>DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN
LEL
>shit game called detroit
pottery
lel another fucking movie :^)
>shills clapping
OH MY GOD THE MADMAN WONT STOP WITH THE TRAILERS
Savescumming: The Game
press x to jason
>>341167951
African mythology-inspired setting WHEN?
Mesoamerican setting WHEN?
Native American setting WHEN?
>DETROIT in the title
why?
>Detroit
>no blacks
desu i think that Horizon game could be pretty good on the hardest difficulty level
FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS A CODEC CALL
FUCK YOU SONY
>Implying any human could ever live in Detroit
0/10
>Going to arrest him
>Shoot him a few times anyway
Okay
>>341167878
YE NOT GUILTY
SILENT HILL PT
>VR
FUCK
Holy shit
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ALLISON ROAD
>I HATED KITCHEN
LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
it looks like a completely different game than it was last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pelrr__9qx8
Detroit is such a fucked up place its name alone is usd for a violent game
I am enjoying how little talking and how many games their are in this part of the conference.
THAT looked interesting
PT is still alive
We did it bros
>>341166851
love it
I HATED KITCHEN
NO NO NOT KITCHEN
This looks like how I woke up Saturday morning after blacking out Friday night
PLEASE BE PT PLEASE BE PT
BOI WHAT IS THIS
Jumpscare the game.
>>341168370
They did this last year.
They blow their load in 30 minutes and spend the rest of the time yammering on about what they showed.
Silent Hills
Holy shit
>>341168435
no one wants to play as niggers man
DAD WAS SUCH A DRAG
outlast 2?
>>341168597
Was that really the David Cage game?
PT?
Not Legally Called PT: A Kojima Production
Too spoopy
Oh god, please be PT.
It's 2:40 here and I can do without the Spook pls
I might watch a playthrough of Detroid to be quite honest with you famalams
New Condemned game?
>Whistling at naked mannequins
PATRIARCHY
2spooky
I have truly become... a DVD player
ITS TERRAFORMARS
it looks nothing like PT you retards
just a Condemned clone
New.thread when
OH MY GOD JUST REVEAL WHAT THE TITLE OF THIS IS ALREADY YOU ALREADY WON E3
>>341168528
accurate depiction of american police
>>341168803
Keep telling yourself that, /v/.
gotta say lads, I wouldn't be able to play this with a headset on.
Can it be?
I'm waiting for the black guy to jump out
>>341168102
I'm getting some Nahman Jayden vibes from Connor myself.
PT is back
all of these games have been pretty intense so far. where's the fucking katamari to break things up?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>341168927_____________________BOO!
SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY!!!
>>341168962
Probably
>>341168962
I wish, could use some super taser fun
>those green flashes
nigga I just had a seizure
>the crowd literally laughing at the game
IT'S OVER
SONY LOST
PC AND MICROSOFT WON
IT'S OVER
SONY LOST
PC AND MICROSOFT WON
IT'S OVER
SONY LOST
PC AND MICROSOFT WON
IT'S OVER
SONY LOST
PC AND MICROSOFT WON
IT'S OVER
SONY LOST
PC AND MICROSOFT WON
IT'S OVER
SONY LOST
PC AND MICROSOFT WON
I'm spooked lads
Enough suspense, make something happen you turboniggers
damn, so many video games in Sony's presentation
>>341169082
im watching this with the volume as low as it goes with one ear off of my headset
What's with all the swearing in vidya nowadays?
Enough of this music
>not censored
SONY WINS
WHAT THE FUG
what the fuck is this music
WHAT THE FUUCK
WHAT
Oh shit
OH SHIT
>>341169270
MATURE GAMES FOR MATURE GAMERS LIKE MYSELF
>>341169270
>nowadays
CHAPTER 3
RESIDENT EVIL HOW
Resident Eevee
dropped.
WHAT
>>341169219
LMAO TRY HARDER
what
Holy fucking shit
WHAAAAAAT
WHAT
RESIDENT EVIIL
OMFG
YOOOOOOO SONY WON ITS OVER
FPS RESIDENT EVIL 7
>>341165526
time to sell the ps4 I guess
what the fuck re
wow... is that for VR only?
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh shit negros
Oh sSHIT.
A SCARY RESIDENT EVIL?
What a titty twister
RE7 wat
An actually spooky resident evil game
Quick Marty what year is it?
That's what Capcom call going back to the series roots?
>Resident Evil
PLOT TWIST
Did not expect that
RESIDENT FUCKING EVIL?!?!
>RE7
>vr
Huh?
YO THAT WAS RE7
RESIDENT EVIL GOING BACK TO ITS ROOTS
awesome
>RE7
>VR SHIT
WHAT THE FUG
>RE
wait what the fuck
BRB DOWNLOADING NOW
S O N Y W O N
O
N
Y
W
O
N
RE7
WHAT THE SHIT?!
I swear to god that Resident Evil trailer was using P.T. textures.
>that shit
>resident evil
JUST
KILL
MY
FRANCHISE
FAMILY
>VR RES 7
FUCK THIS
>>341169270
gotta pander to the children
bootleg starwars music?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SONY WON
SONY FUCKING WINS
So silent hills gets cancelled and resident evil completely fucking rips it off
What did it say about a demo?
SONY WON
PKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Who still #Scalebound here?
>Mars, the bringer of war
MERCURY
>Playing Mars
Damn Sony is patrician
ITS NOT VR ONLY
SONY WON
> RESIDENT EVII_
>>341169531
i hope not thats a deal killer
SONY
ALWAYS
>>341169429
umbreon corps
PSVR RESIDENT EVIL 7
RESIDENT EVIL PT EDITION
>nope
thank god you have the option to play it in vr and don't have to.
Isn't this the Bowser Airship theme?
>RE7
>VR
At least they are actually trying to make it look like a survival horror game again.
>>341169835
It's optimised for VR
So it's shit
how much of a manlet is this guy? even without a frame of reference i can tell he's short as fuck
>>341169572
You don't remember playing VR RE?
HAHA
TIME FOR VR
RESIDENT EVII_I never played any of the games why is this exciting?
Resident evil is proof that a brand can sell a game no matter how boring it looks
RESIDENT EVIL IS FUCKING SCARY AGAIN!!!
I feel like crying.
That looked legit like it could be creepy as fuck
>>341169782
Respect the dead
Bringing horror back to resident evil with them PT vibes. I like it
>WE ALREADY HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
SONY WON
>Sony begins by dropping bombs
>>341169930
Yes
>>341169857
That is a deal killer for me too. It looked so good.
>RESIDENT EVIL IS NO LONGER A CHEESY B-MOVIE HORROR GAME
>NOW SOME EDGY SHIT
STOP
>VR
lol
WHERE
IS
MY
RED DEAD 3
>40 MILLION
SONYDOMINATION BAYBEE
BAAAAA
BAAAAAAAA
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
VR? FUCKING DROPPED
3
9
9
US
DOLLAROOs
>muh sales
>muh vr
oh ffs
>>341169990
It's not, but it's something, I guess.
>>341169954
nice meme words retard
>IT'S ALL FUCKING MOVIES
>ON PC HARDWARE
here comes the vr shit show
>>341169761
>Not recognizing Gustav holst
Get cultured faggot
ONLY 400
>>341169789
I honestly looked at terrible as FFXV.
>Muh VR
Just stop with this shit.
Make actual good games instead on relying on shitty gimmicks.
RIFT DEAD
VIVE DEAD
KINECT DEAD
NX DEAD
>$399
silky smooth cinematic 8 console vr frames per second
400 DOLLARY DOOS HAHAHAHAHA
399 US DOLLARS
>>341169776
You can play it tonight I think
3 HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE DOUBLOONS
>>341170012
lol put your head in that headset and play that game, I gurantee you won't think it's boring when you're shitting.
>>341170162
Let's hope they go back to video games soon and didn't blow their load already.
$399 DOLLARY DOOS
>ONLY 400 DOLLARS
SONY WINS
50 GAMES
>pricepoint
Sony you dumbasses you're doing it again
>all the fake cheering
Also that Resident Evil game looked worse than any free horror indie games for VR.
>>341169990
It's nothing like the others. we are legit shocked
>>341169990
Because the last few games have been pretty bad and completely left their survival horror roots to be become generic 3rd person action shooters.
It actually looks like it might be a real survival horror game again.
399 US DOLLARS 399 US DOLLARS 399 US DOLLARS 399 US DOLLARS 399 US DOLLARS 399 US DOLLARS 399 US DOLLARS
>399 us dollars
>for a fucking peripheral
WOOOOOWWWWWW
ITS OVER SONY WON
>Sony has more games in 40 minutes than every other conference combined
>WAAAH MOVIES WAAHHH
Whiny cunts
>VR horror game
>"Yeah, whatever, the only horror thing I'm interested in is Resident Ev-"
>RESIDENT EVIL 7
>"Oh, fuck off"
THREE-HUNDRED NINETY-NINE UNITED STATES DONALD DUCKAROOS
THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE UNITED STATES DOLLARS
>for the small fee of $400
Is this VR set compatible on the PC also or just PS 4?
FOR ONLY 400 DOLAROOOOOS
RED DEAD 3 WILL BE THE FINAL REVEAL
VR COMPATIBLE
QUOTE ME ON THIS
that tracking stutter and shake
I wanna see this FROMSOFTWARE VR game.
50 GAMES
0
G
A
M
E
S
Sony's putting a lot of eggs on that VR basket.
>>341170376
>only
Is this Crash Bandicoot?
WHY NOT JUST MAKE MOVIES?????????????
>mere 400 us dollars
I WIPE MY ASS WITH 400 US DOLLARS
NOPE
>>341170078
>>>/pol/
Go back.
>that framerate
lol
>>341170347
go away sonyfag
After the Vive and Oculus if you expected anything less than $400 I don't know what to tell you except that you're a fucking retard
Whatever this is it look promising
DAMMIT I JUAT WOKE UP!!! Anyone else get so sleepy after coming home from work? I actually had a dream that I was in E3 and the PS5 was released.
>>341170605
hopefully
SONY
Fuck, it was going so well, too. Do we really need this VR bullshit?
It's an interesting idea, if RE7 sucks they can pretend it didn't happen, if it's a hit then they become pioneers of the glorious VR future and the franchise is relevant for the first time in a decade.
WHERE IS MY WEEAB SHIT????
The low tracking resolution of the Move controller makes every game look like you're role playing Micheal J Fox.
now this is what a vr shooter should look like.
>not one good game
wew
Damn this VR game looks cool, why didn't they just make it a normal game?
>>341170617
Yeah that looked horrible
Is that going to be what the real framerate is like?
>>341169954
>t. Beta tester of RE7
Fuck off Xbot, nintendrone, pckek
>gameplay recorded by Micheal J Fox
TOTALLT NOT LOST PLANET GAIZ
GIANT
ENEMY
CRABANTULA
DR TYSON AND DR MOON MAKING HOUSE CALLS
>>341170461
for a VR headset that's pretty cheap
gotta wonder how badly they cut corners on it
E3 2016 - THE YEAR OF THE GIANT ENEMY CRABS
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
OH SHIT ROGUE SQUADRON
>>341170813
This
I don't think I'll ever be sold on muh VR games
vr is a meme
ROGUE SQUADROOOOOONNN
>VR RE
>VR Star wars
I really can't wait for this fad to die like motion controls did.
FUCK YOU EA
THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD BE
>EA
>DICE
>CRITERION
>STAR WARS
INTO THE TRASH
Lost Planet?
>>341170737
get out of this thread nintendork, your conference is tomorrow.
>VR Mission
>not a full game
Fuck you
>All wings report in
>Not Ace Combat 7
Why u do this to me Sony ;_;
OFFICIAL PATRICIAN THREAD
>>341170865
>>341170865
Has there been any major fuck ups presentation wise?
SONY JUST KILLING IT WITH GAME AFTER GAME AFTER GAME AFTER GAME AFTER GAME
still waiting on from software game
>VR
STOP
>mask
BANE?
>>341171069
I'm a pcfag, faggot
FOR YOU
inb4 shitty batman vr game
WHY DO YOU WEAR THE MASK
WHAT THE FUCK HAMILL JOKER
No one wants VR, that's a new level of retardness that is just too much.
>>341170094
That was the case with RE2
DROP THE BASSSSSSSSS
WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBW
wub wub wuB FFXV
WUBWUBWUWUWBWUB
DUBSTEP FANTASY
VR CID YES YES YES
>that
My penis?
>all this VR shit
Fuck off.
SO MUCH VR SHIT
>how to make a bad game look worse
VR
Good job, SE.
>PROMPTO VR
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
literally no one cares
This gameplay was the best they could come up with for FF VR? Literally staring at empty ground and bullets going nowhere near where they're aimed?
>you can ride with your waifu
i guess VR is the new motion control
no one is gonna do it right except for nintendo
>>341172347
>yfw everyone tries VR and nintendo just does traditional next gen
new cod gameplay
>Sony pushing for this awful VR gameplay
>50 minutes in and only seen one actually person
>tfw Sony is full of robots
This actually looks fun. Not $399 fun, but still.
GRAPPLE
C
O
N
FUCKING
I
R
M
E
D
wow the new cod actually looks neat
How can a ps4 run vr though lol ?
they can barely run their games at 30fps? how will vr work .........
IT'S LIKE THE BSG GAME WE NEVER GOT HOLY SHIT I'M IN LOVE
So was the bandicoots return but a dream?
THIS SPACE SHIT IS RETARDED FUCK YOU INFINITE WARFARE
IF YOU SHOOT A GUN IN SPACE YOU ARE BLOWN BACK!
YOU ALSO DONT JUST THROW MAGAZINES INTO THE VOID OF SPACE
>yfw COD wins GOTY
I will play the fuck outta that
That was so impressive compared to every other piece of bullshit that's been show thus far
How the fuck was that Cowadoody disliked? It looks like the best game in the whole fucking series.
LE COD SUX AMIRITElooks alright honestly
>>341173383
>YOU ALSO DONT JUST THROW MAGAZINES INTO THE VOID OF SPACE
fuck your void I do what I want
SONY CONFERENCE:
GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES
when it will stop
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S FUCKING HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
C R A S H
B A N D I C O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O T T T T T T T T T T T T
BANDICOOT
BURN
CRASH FUCKING BANDI
and it's a remaster
WHERE. IS. MY. WEEB. SHIT!