E3 COMFY THREAD - SONY EDITION
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Sony about to BTFO Xbots more than M$ did with:
>Windows 10
FIRST!!!!!
>Infamous 3
>God of War 4
>The Last of Us 2
I can dream, can't I?
About to lose his job Tortilla is here
Whose the semen demon on DoritoDew stream?
first for succ
>>341157847
Geoff Keighley
>>341157847
Barbara Dunklemen(?)
Nobody told me if they grabbed the code or not, so fuck everyone.
Here's a code to Psychonauts on Steam. It may or may not work. If it DOES work and you get, let me know, please!
M0YEH-Q4T2Q-W4CG_
Last character: E
Hello?
>>341158131
Wow oops it ain't even Barbera.
>>341158131
Not the buttery one
Reminder that Sony will only have cinematic shit experiences as well as FFXV which is hyper trash and FF should just die already
I'm seriously zero hyped for anything Sony, they haven't done anything good since Bloodborne
what stream we watching?
what link do you listen to this?
ABAP
SONY ALWAYS WINS, YOU CANT BEAT SONY
>>341158532
https://gaming.youtube.com/channel/UCrNBxHA_SavRrD-PrEek2AQ?v=Jjoq7snv24I
>>341158250
yep, I just got it
surprised no one else jumped on it since I had to wait for steam to open and everything
thanks senpai
What do you want to see and what do you not want to see?
Want:
Kojimbo's Magic Ruze Cruze
Do not want:
RDR 3
holy shit that's a nice stage
excited af tebh lads
>>341157432
getting ready for the vr shit show
what
>>341158520
dorito pope
PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR SONYDOMINATION
or huge disappointment. Probably that.
>>341157432
Can someone explain the whole *Also on Pc being fine for Microsoft to do but if Sony does it they're cucks.
>>341157432
>fuck up loading the trailer twice
IT'S OVER SONY WON GUYS!
Did we just get a bump at e3?
lol what
>>341158454
Even then it would be better than the rest of this E3.
>>341158721
Congrats, then!
They're actually running on time.
Look at the stage, FF6 remake confirmed.
Is that a fucking orchestra?
>>341158520
Dewritos.
WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
IT'S HAPPENING
You don't present from a stage like that unless you already know just how hugely you've crushed your competition. SONY DOMINATION 2016 HAPPENING
WIMP LO CONFIRMED FOR MORTAL KOMBAT
That's a big hall
Direct links to Playstation streams??
>>341158454
>>341158454
You are a sad person
>>341157432
a fucking orchestra? goddam it sony, you don't have to be such try hards, nintendo isn't even showing up this year. get on with it
Kickstarter to buy the rights to Crash Bandicoot
IT'S BLOODBORNE 2
>this fucking intro
ALRAEDY BLOWING XBONE OUT
How the fuck did Sony win already? How do they do it.
THE SONG OF THE APOCALYPSE
IT'S HAPPENING
Sony already the classiest of the bunch.
damn, sony is not fucking around
>>341159175
got you covered senpai.
google.com
>>341159124
or unless you have the money to present on a stage like that
WHAT IS THIS
VIDEO GAMES!
is Sony taking over the world? What the fuck is this?
Dat stage
>>341158520
jewtube
Lot of not video games so far.
>>341159159
4 us
>God of War shit
>live orchestra
IT'S OVER XBOX IS FINISHED
Destiny?
FFS DROPPED
>Sony summons Satan for their E3 conference
>>341159175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
>This music
I can't find my fedora, can someone lend me theirs?
God of war
are they summoning satan?
>>341159224
Evil as fuck
This is one hell of a 180 in comparison to the Ubisoft intro.
Sony fucking going all out
I can feel the edge
>>341159449
Kind of sounds like it
Sony has less games and more media shit, they're already wasting time with music performances lmfao
Its nice but where's the video games
GIANT
ENEMY
CRAB
Skyrim 2?
SONY ARE THE BAD GUYS.
THIS IS CLEARLY BAD GUY MUSIC
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Nice opening.
bloodborne 2
>>341159428
It is the sony conference.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
this is Nintendo level shit right here!
Why the fuck is Sony trying to summon Satan
RED DEAD REDEMPTION PLS
Is Sony summoning a big guy?
where da vidya at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwofRzkROo4
>viking GoW
IT'S HABBENING
>those guys with the count on the tablet
How do I kept basic rhythm?
>>341159428
>>341159537
I dunno anons, I'm really enjoying it so far. It's obvious that a lot of people are having a lot of fun, and I certainly am.
Try to just enjoy it, yeah?
>Sony marching into battle
>With a full orchestra backing them
RIP everyone else
>sony wins
IT'S NOT FAIR
someone post the picture of the conductor dude at teh start
GOW?
who /4am/ here?
>that choir that sounds like 3 guys trying to sing below their range
>this shitty generic music
GRUNTING
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Wh-whats going on!!
SONY ABOUT TO SUMMON THE DEMON
This is stupid
What the fuck
>No vidya games
Its Sony alright
This shit is offensive as a Christian
>>341157432
The fuck is happening
I don't get it, where are the gay dancing animals?
[VISCERAL BREATHING INTO MIC]
What's your dream announcement? Mine's Bloodborne 2.
HOLY SHIT IM LAUGHING SO HARD
LMAO
what the fuck
CUTE NOISE EFFECT GRILL
>sex noises
What the shit is going on what's this ooga booga music
LMAO THIS WOMANS VOICE
AHAHAHA what the fuck
lewd
I hope we get more news on Tekken 7.
>this bitch making weird noises
I'm aroused
What is this gay shit
>Sony drones will defend this
I wanted to see games and I got white people beat boxing
what is this bitch doing
>>341159780
more like wasting everyones fucking time unless they're announcing some sort of patapon game
So... where the video games at
Alright this is pretty hype, but what the fuck is it?
YEA BUT WHAT'S THE GAME
>tfw Sony already won
What is this lady doing?
>>341159771
By this point of the MS conference there was already gameplay.
Not enough asian women playing violins
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
dat beatbox wtf lmao
WHAT IS E V E N GOING ON
Honestly the best part of E3 so far for me.
WHAT A QT PIE
>The bitch on the giant drum
White Bjork just ruined everything.
this is really awful
WHAT IS HAPPENING
fucking sony never fails to be cringe as fuck.
>this blonde lady
i'm not sure if i should be aroused or disgusted
This vocal shit is hella avant garde
now we E3'ing
Cringier than last year PC's opening.
>dat woman making choking sounds
>beatboxing
What the fuck
Ok we get it, start already
After this music, Sony announces no games
What the fuck is going on
As a former orchestra performers this is pretty cool.
Except for that girl and her levels, what the fuck?
My wife's boyfriend is saying God of War is first announcement
>>341159693
>Nintendrone alert
Those niggas better watch out, those demons are about to come out
This Parappa the Rapper opening is very aesthetic
I don't know what I just heard
But I loved it
What the fuck am I watching? Sony's got their heads too far up their own ass.
Prepare to pray to satan
HOLY SHIT THAT BLONDE WOMAN
>Sony literally doing a prayer circle to pray for more games
Doesnt work like that Sonycucks
HOLY SHIT SONY ARE SUMMONING CRASH BACK THROUGH THIS NECROMANCY RITUAL
GLORIOUS
THIS IS HOW SONY WINS
/v/ SHOWING THEIR TRUE PLEB COLORS AS USUAL
BOI
THIS BETTER BE A REVEAL FOR SOMETHING
THANK YOU SATAN
Why E3? Why do you have to be like this every fucking year?
This has to be some kind of God of War Nordic edition hype
This sounded amazing at first
But it's dragging on now
How long is it going to go on?
Get hyped lads this is ebin
>And now we bring you the world premiere trailer of Playstation Allstars 2
>>341160160
Dying
Meanwhile in the Sony employee lounge:
>HERE'S INFINITE WARFARE TRAILER GUYS
>OH FUCK IT'S NOT WORKING LET'S TRY AGAIN
>cuts off in the beginning
>OH FUCK OH FUCK GET THE BAND TO STALL WHILE WE FIX THIS
WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES
my dick has never been harder
>>341159972
Bloodborne 2 would be shit and ruin Bloodborne 1
From stopped making decent sequels a long time ago
I hope they make a new Bloodborne DLC but it's not very plausible unfortunately
This is not video games.
Is it for Deep Down?
twitchDOTtv/playstation
is ahead of youtube
it's the new kojima game
WHERE ARE THE GAMES THOUGH
ARE SONY EVIL?
RAISE THE CURTAIN
WHAT'S BEHIND THE CURTAIN
IS IT VIDEO GAMES
>>341160295Why not both?
epic, simply epic :)
>5 minutes
>No games
MICROSOFT WINS
THIS IS SO FUCKING WEIRD
Sounds like the Agents of Shield theme
>vidya music
m'lady
>>341159905
I'm more tempted to say they're just badly miked and the overall mix is shit; from what I can hear of the bass he sounds okay.
okay, time to see where they were going with this.
>>341159693
I'm having flashbacks to that Zelda announcement.
That... wasn't even a game. That was just nothing.
new crash bandicoot themetune
>ANONS DONT KNOW WHAT BEATBOXING IS
>we don't have enough material to fill the running time sir, what should we do?
>just hire an orchestra, the gamers don't need to see gameplay
>cool an orchestra
>this awful music that somebody surely things is EPIIIIIIIIICCC
>woman on drum with mic
>takes forever
ROAR
MAH BOY
>SONY SONY SONY SONY SONY SONY
Fuck you neck beard haters
That throat singing was legit
That's why you eat hot pockets
>>341157432
>Ubisoft intro
>literally gay liberals acting gay
>Sony intro
>godlike symphonic performance
SONY ALREADY WON
that was some fucky shit boys
#HYPE
>>341160450
nice
SKYRIM
and............. its nothing.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ONE OF THE VIOLINISTS WAS WEARING BEATS BY DRE
BEATS
BY
DRE
W-what was that?
Wow, it's fucking NOTHING
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Is that conductor actually conducting? He seems to be flailing his arms around without any meter and I think I saw him watching a screen with a metronome
GOD OF WAR
>OLD KRATOS
>OLD KRATOS
>OLD KRATOS
>OLD KRATOS
Amazing opening
>people like God of War
FUCKING GOD OF WAR HOLY SHIT
>VIKING GOD OF WAR
SHEEEEEEIT
Why is there Facecam.
THAT FUCKING POP FROM THE CROWD
OH GOD
OLD
MAN
KRATOS
Fuck sakes God of War
HAPENIN
MY SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>not being hyped for son of war
>>341160479
Dude.
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT
>GOD OF WAR
SONY ALREADY WINS
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
GOD OF THE LAST OF US!
Never really cared for GoW.
What is going on with these unnecessary camera angles on the right
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
KRATOS IS GREEK, THIS IS NOT FUCKING GREECE WHAT THE FUCK
KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS
PUNISHED KRATOS
>>341160783
yeah but it's not games
>Everything needs a child companion now
truely a cinematic experience, woah...
IT'S FUCKING OVER GUISE.
>God of Bore
>KNOWLEDGE GAINED
WOWWWWWWW GOOOSEBUMPSSA
>Tfw could tell it was Kratos from the way he said boy
Lel
Why is Kratos a Nord now
boi sony already won
Is he Kratos or not-Kratos?
VIKING GOD OF WAR IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Sounds cool, Looks pretty good graphically, They better show gameplay though.
Older chiller Kratos is cool
>SONY ARE THE ONLY ONES TO SHOW SEPARATE SCREENS FOR AUDIENCE, PLAYER, AND GAMEPLAY
EVERYBODY ELSE BTFO
Just stop trying everybody else,
Next year it should just be 3 conferences from Sony since they're the only ones who aren't complete fucking idiots
PUNISHED KRATOS
Wtf is with these side windows?
>It's literally GOW: The Last Of Us Edition
lel
RIP XBONE
Are all these camera angles really necessary?
The fuck, is GoW Skyrim now.
>God Of the Last of Us
can we go back to Ubimeme now?
Why are people cheering are people still psyched over this dead horse half rate DMC game?
The game won't look like this
Also this doesn't look fun
What the fuck have they done to gow
>lets go hunting my wife's son
jesus christ really???
THE LAST OF GOD OF WAR
>>341161092
He fucking killed everyone in Greece. Greece is gone.
It's Skyrim!
Realer than real life.
What the fuck is this?
>Over-the-shoulder GOW
what is this shit
OHSHITOHSHIT
The Last Of Kratos
God of War: The Last of Us
what a shitty hunter
GoW parenting simulator
>knowledge gained
w-whats going on?
>See that mountain? You can cut it
>now its guard is up
its a deer it doesnt have a concept of weapons
it was alerted when you yelled at it
Kratos still has anger issues I see.
Why does Kratos sound like Worf?
>both Microsoft and Sony open with G__ of W__
two of the most boring series in existence
DO NOT BE SORRY
BE BETTER
NORSE
FUCKING
GOD OF WAR
Does kratos think hes my miyagi or something?
>"You must think"
>t. fucking Kratos of all people
>DEM TRACKS IN THE SNOW
so many penises will be drawn
wait is this a fucking reboot??
also give us a full fucking screen
>Shit of war 372
>Still no Demon Souls 2
Come on Sony. At least rehash Demon Souls 1 for that $$$.
God of War 1886
>that gameplay
>do not be sorry, be better
some good life advice right there desu senpai
Kratos is rude!
This... this isn't God of War.
What the fuck is this. What the fuck is this.
This ain't GoW combat. What the fuck is this.
What the fuck is this.
>this is your hunt
>is that a question?
>only fire when I tell you to fire!
what an asshole
Kratons making a man out of his son
If you neckbeards had a father like him. You wouldn't be eating hotpockets all day
anyone else getting Last of us vibes?
>people cheering this shit
>>341161414
Have you never played a Skyrim game before? What a newfag.
This looks so fucking bad.
>ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
What the fuck, this isn't the E3 I know
cocksucking cocks
is GOW4 gonna come with my very own orchestra
BUT SERIOUSLY WHY IS KRATOS THE DRAGONBORN NOW
It's another mythology's God of War tards
I like it.
>God of War combat that isn't hack and slash trash
Finally
why are there five windows, wtf is this bullshit
We Dad of War now.
That guy just did some motion sensor punch
That action is too cinematic.
Its going to be Ryse 2.0
Why did Kratos leave the nice and temperate Mediterranean for the frozen hellhole of the north?
>starting the press conference with a steaming pile of shit series like God of War
Sony already lost
This is fucking shit.
God of War is now The Last Of Us?
Fuck off
>>341160394
Nailed it
IS IT AN ELK OR A DEER MAKE UP YOUR MIND
who the fuck is this thin del toro motherfucker on the bottom and why is he miming kratos?
This is shit when does it end im sad already
>AI isn't even fighting back
Nice game Sonybros
resident evil reskin
Wow
This looks awful
Is this the fabled God of War combat?
not god of war
god of HUNT
>>341161256
So they can show the stage without zooming out
KRATOS IS NOW THOR, EVEN HIS AXE CAME BACK TO HIM FUCK THIS SHIT
FUCK YOU
I hope this is just for the cinematic showcase
Nord of war needs fucking fast past slashing
don't turn everything into uncharted firnfucj sake
Imagine how good this game would look if it ran on 6 teraflops on project scorpio
daaamn
>NORSE GOD OF WAR
M U H
U
H
>>341161604
Literally everyone.
MAN THIS IS AWFUL
What the fuck is this garbage ass gameplay? This isn't GoW.
VALHALA
>VALHALA
VALHALA
>VALHALA
VALHALA
>VALHALA
SMASH SQUARE TO WIN
Are the people in the crowd cheering game journalists?
What is this. Why did you ruin gow
you guys know they are doing the soundtrack live right?
seems kinda stiff for a god of war game
>>341161594
No one ever said he was a good person or dad.
well this isn't god of war at all
This looks horrible
>>341161776
because sony games are for useless people who want to feel like they're good at something while having an absolutely 0% chance of ever failing. Basically sonyfags are extremely sheltered kids.
God of Us
Seriously this combat looks atrocious.
Holy fuck this looks terrible.
>God of Bloodborne
i'd play it.
>They turned God of War into a Last of Us clone
You can't make this shit up. You honestly can't.
>From Soft is sick of making Dark Souls
>God of War team makes God of Dark Souls
ITS
POETRY
>This combat
Nothing like God of War, waht the fuck
Its literally just Naughty Dog tier
>>341160394
OH SHIT
>>341161870
not like there was anything to ruin
This is better than dark souls
>>341161916
Good, God of war was trash
CHATANGO CHAT WHERE
>>341161726
Exactly what I was thinking.
>player cam
good shit
QTE!
>press X to win the fight
nice
""""""""gameplay"""""""""""
lads
>we want the dark souls audience
God of War: Dark Souls
Did Sony just win E3 right off the bat?
>>341161952
Bloodborne has camera-independent movement as an option. This doesn't.
>>341161901
But why?
>>341158818
Microsoft gets the same amount of money from Windows 10 version sales, and it's in their best interest to get people to adopt the new OS.
Sony does not, regardless of Steam or W10 release.
>>341161949
>God of Us
what have they done to the combat?
why is it resident evil or uncharted???
Goddamn, that looks gay as fuck.
>>341161745
Greece was literally ruined
Press L3 + R3 to initiate cutscene
press sticks to win
>SPARTAN RAGE
THIS ISNT FUCKING SPARTA
THIS ISNT GREECE
truly a cinematic experience
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MY DICK COULD GET THIS HARD GOD DAAAAAAAMN
>kill the boss for me button
God of Ryse
>>341160494
Typical millennial with ADHD
>press x+a to win
Is this Sony's take on Ryse? What the fuck.
What the fuck did they do to God of War??
>>341161901
>Soundtrack live for a scripted sequence
Not exactly rocket science
YOU HAD ONE JOB BOY!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS LOOKS LIKE THE DARK SOULS WITH A GOD OF WAR SKIN SLAPPED ON IT
>>341162051
it's fucking retarded i don't know
STUPID KID
>>341162041
with a QTE cinematic game?
lol no, you fucking dudebro retard
end your life
>we want the gears of war audience
If only the camera had pulled back and it changed to traditional GoW gameplay.
I want cinematic experiences to leave
>>341162065
they made 6 games with the same combat, can you blame them for trying something different?
Last of Us: God of War
MOVIE THE GAME
From :
>HOLY FUCK #SONYDOMINATION2016
To :
>this looks like ass.
yep, this is looking more and more like the last of us
>ITT: they changed it, now it sucks
>american accent
>>341161635
Its cinematic gameplay
Arguably worse
Why didn't he slap the shit out of the boy? FFucking sony.
Good job shooting kid.
Eh.
I was hoping for Kojima's game.
Or an EVA game. Now that would warrant that intro.
>constant banter
AHH NOT AGAIN
this is literally MY WIFE'S SON
bring the camera further out
have faster fight gameplay..
this isn't fucking uncharted
>shit people wanted a new God of War game
>what games are we making right now?
>just put a Kratos model in it
> Press X to win combat, with Uncharted/ Last of Us pacing
It's DOA
>GoW is a TPS instead of a poor mans DMC now
What the fuck?
where are the boobs at
THIS IS A CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE.
I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT ALL SONYGGERS WANTED
IT'S OVER SONY LOST
>SONYKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
IT'S OVER SONY LOST
>SONYKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
IT'S OVER SONY LOST
>SONYKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
IT'S OVER SONY LOST
>SONYKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
IT'S OVER SONY LOST
>SONYKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
IT'S OVER SONY LOST
>SONYKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
IT'S OVER SONY LOST
>SONYKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
IT'S OVER SONY LOST
>SONYKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
7IT'S OVER SONY LOST
>SONYKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Well this is mediocre as fuck.
Who is Krato's baby's mama"!?
>>341162276
WORST IS FIRST
WORST IS FIRST
WORST IS FIRST
>>341162274
This faM.
Can't we just have good triple A titles full of fun and rewarding gameplay and not pretty graphics the movie: the game?
>>341162369
Fuck off.
>this audience screaming at every single thing
Sony fanboys are truly the worst
come watch shigeru miyamoto's 3rd annual walk for a curee
twitch/melonkoi
Sony lost.
>"we want the last of us audience"
>>341162220
Yeah, okay Xboner.
What have they done to GOW
wow what a cinematic experience many feels were had 10/10
>>341162151
>There is a guy with a controller playing in panel 4 (whether its real or not I have no idea)
This is going to be some Red Dead shit where we play as the kid in the end, huh
wath a piece of shit
God of War meets Dark Souls meets The Last of Us
>>341162276
kek
-KNOWLEDGE GAINED-
Gameplay, everyone
>movie games
Please kill me
BIG GAME HUNTER 2016
SONY WON
>>341162469
Made it better senpai
>moose immediately dying after being shot
muh mehmerssions
it feels like this has shit is going on forever.
this fov is making me feel sick
Officially the best game of E3 and all of you faggots can go to hell. I'm crying tears of joy right now.
Doesnt the gameplay feel much slower and more Souls-like instead of a fast paced action game?
I can't believe it.
Ho can you even ruin something as simple as GoW?
>>341162369
For having the best game at E3?
Go eat a hotpocket
>>341161746
Lost to what? All the other conferences have been shit, okay, mediocre, and cringe in that order.
KRATOS GREEK GOD OF WAR NOW IN SCANDIVANIA FOR SOME FUCKING REASON
AND HIS WIFES SON
LITTLE BILLY FROM SALT LAKE CITY
the live orchestra is kinda cool but what the fuck is this naughty gods shit
Ryse: Son of War
>>341162487
probably
>>341162434
>How dare they get hyped for a company I don't like!
Jesus Christ, sonyponies are so desperate for games that they cheer for this
my wife's son is just like his!!
What the fuck
why the fuck don't people like this? GoW has used the same formula through six games, at least they're trying something different. You fags will buy it anyways.
Touching story/10
When's this movie coming out?
>kid pussyfooting in front of Kratos
>Kratos is Joel now
>>341162469
Not like it was good in the first place.
so this is essentially a reboot for Nord times
no doubt his son dies and he goes wild, but why does he already have red paint and ash skin?
GoW was already just a worse DMC with a cool mythology setting. now it's just useless.
>>341162276
It looks great
But the gameplay is like Order 1886
'-')7 rip in piece deer bro
This is fucked up. Who can enjoy that cruel scene?
inb4 PETA shows up
THIS TRIGGERS THE PETAFAGS
I LOVE IT
Will SJW journalists tomorrow write about how this past promotes animal cruelty?
Wife's Son Babysitting Simulator 2016
Thanks Sony
Pure vidyakino
>Randomly walking around.
>KNOWLEDGED GAINED: 25EXP
>Following some kid around.
>Hey we really want to be Last of Us for some reason.
>Kid crying because he killed a deer.
What the fuck.
Lol, watch it be open world
>>341162674
They cheer no matter what Sony does. Kaz could jack off on their faces and they would cheer about that too.
MOTHER
FUCKING
DRAGONS
IT'S A FUCKING REBOOT
Is this a movie or a game?
you killed a deer, now you're ready to take on the gods
This isn't a video game
it's a video kino
HAHAHA SKYRIM OF WAR
The Last God of War for Us
Cuckold: Raising my Wifes Son: The Game: The Movie of the Game of War
FUCK YES
I'M SO HYPE
that fucking dragon
GOD OF SKYRIM
>guy has controller for playing a cinematic
JUST FUCKING USE NUMBERS YOU CUNTS
>"God of War"
>we want the Last of Us, Dark Souls, and Skyrim audience
See that dragon?
You can climb it.
>>341162752
It's not a reboot.
It said "activate Spartan Rage" in the giant fight
this game looks like it has a lot more in common with skyrim than god of war
>Norse mythology
>Dragons
We want the Skyrim audience
Enough of this gay symphony
God of War: Skyrim edition
LAST OF SKYRIM WITH GOD OF WAR SKIN
nobody cares.
ITS LITERALLY JUST CALLED "GOD OF WAR"
THIS IS A REBOOT
YOU FAGGOTS ROOTED FOR THIS
THIS IS THE MONSTER YOU'VE CREATED
JUST PULL THE FUCKING PLUG NOW
OK MOVE ON
>Another game being called the same as the first game
WHEN WILL THIS MEME END!?
I paused my game for THIS?
God of war
god of war 2
god of war 3
god of war acension
god of war
Are they retarded?
>>341162605
>>For having the best game at E3?
>walking simulator with cinematic cutsccenes
This looks like fucking garbage, holy shit.
>quick time event called Spartan Rage
>Sparta 1000s of miles away
>>341162916
>I'm so hype to watch God of War
SONY WON
>SONY WON
SONY WON
>SONY WON
SONY WON
>SONY WON
SONY WON
>SONY WON
SONY WON
>SONY WON
SONY WON
>SONY WON
Kino has finally come to videogames
GOD OF WAR: GOD OF WAR
lol fuck the haters
that looked better than anything microsoft showed
DRAGONBORN OF WAR
>the state of scott laydens neck
>>341162998
Please stop with your common sense.
This is a place of outrage
>>341162959
PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP
I'm getting real fucking sick of these unnumbered, unsubtitled sequels and reboots.
NO PINS
So the kid is the real main character right? Kratos wasn't the one getting the archery exp.
mfw Xbots are mad because Sony actually has exclusives
This guy lacks a neck
God of War?
>Last of us meets God of War
xfags in complete tatters
>God of Last of Us
Post your face when Sony went full movies
MUH CURRENT TOPIC
It's going to be like Tomb Raider 2013 and Rise of the Tomb Raider, mark my words.
New bread?
>muh gays
>more gay shilling
REMEMBER THE GAYAMO
>>341163068
All these companies keep making really bad name decisions.
more fag tears
WHO CARES
>orlelndo
>>341162703
Yeah but I never wanted another Last of Us. The best you can do is improve the formula for a franchise that hasn't seen a game in a while.
THE GAY COMMUNITY?
>inb4 homophobes come into this thread
DON'T DO IT
>>341162998
it's literally called God of War no numbers or subtitle. reeeeboooot
This isn't God of War.
MS shills out in force. Stay salty, son.
oh fuck why would you bring this shit up on e3
>>341162747
dude America lmao
dude Hulk Hogan lmao
dude metal lmao
dude bootlegs lmao
>MUH GAYS
Jesus christ just end it already
dead homos
WE ALREADY KNOW PEOPLE DIED SHUT THE FUCK UP, THIS ISNT VIDEOGAMES
LE TIME TRAVELING GOD KUCK OF WAR
POOR FAGGOTS IN FLORIDA TOO
>no rainbow pin
FUCKING SHITLORD
SONY ADDRESSING FAGGOTS
LOL KEKS
Oh shit I thought that was Bear
At least the soundtrack will be good
>>341163087
As opposed to?
sadviolin.mp3
SONY CONFIRMED FAGS
MUH ORLANDO
DUDE
DEAD GAYS
LMAO
>>341162245
>archery skills +50
Pretty oblivious we will play as adult boy. Kratos dies 100%
>Not breaking out into violins when talking about Orlando
I mean, they have a fucking orchestra right fucking there.
>>341163029
underrated
NO NOT LIKE THIS SONY
>muh faggots
good riddance to the gays.
>muh orlando
pander harder
Ok Sony just lost.
MAD
A
N
SONY BRINGS OUT THE
>GAMEPLAY
>ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
>???
muh aids chasers boo hoo hoo
not vidya
It underscores our need for senseless violence and murder.
Post yfw the homogonization of gameplay continues
>>341163087
Go play more DOA Extreme
>muh dead faggots
AND NOW ON TO OUR NEXT GAME FAG KILLER 50.000
Enough of the gay shit, where da vidya at?
Well guess what bitch, Islam doesn't respect western ideas. Fuck you. This is a video game show. Let the news stations cover this.
>>341163106
>Gameplay trailer
>trailer
chill senpai
>>341163164
This.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
OF ALL THE COOL MYTHOLOGIES THEY COULD PICK TO SLAUGHTER THEY PICK THE SKYRIM ONE.
>>341163164
>lol fuck the haters
are you 12?
REMEMBER THE FALLEN FAGS
PLAYSTATION AND HOT POCKETS STAND FOR LGBT
>>341163214
Or maybe kratos is already top level and is the kid's mentor
why do they keep mentioning that shit
>Game
>Game
This is literally the worst E3 ever.
F
>love and tolerance
>violence is bad
>now let's enjoy some violent video games lmao
fucking hilarious they make it sound like 9/11 - 2 just happened.
SONY FUCKING WON
FUCKING HELL
what does this have to do with video games?
>let's honor this brutal terrorist attack by showing mindless violence videogames
>orchestra performing all evening
Oh dear. Prepare for another musical number.
>>341163036
I'm much happier with this if anything, I never cared that much for the first 3 games in the first place -- might as well throw them out
this looks a lot better
Diversity is strength!
DUDE GAYS LMAO
desu I like that it played different than traditional GOT
Nothing wrong with killing gays tho
>a Muslim walks into a bar
>bartender asks what are you having
>"A round of shots for everybody"
He's really struggling with this simple speech. Come in man.
>Game
>Game 2
>Game 3
>Game: subtitle
>GAME
Also
>Talking about Orlando when the sandnigger was a regular to the club
Skews the whole thing.
this guy seems so distraught
MY THOUGHTS ARE NOT WITH THE VICTIMS OR THE FAMILY I DONT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT REEEEE
As someone who enjoy GoW1-3 that looked nothing like them
#4thegaymers
As a tribute for the gays, we will show Final Fantasy XV
fuck the fags where the games at
>Sony only conference to outright reference LGBT community
SONY WINS
>>341163164
Or actual god of war fans somewhat upset about this?
>Not a single
>fucking
>orb
Fucking dropped
>>341163637
because everyone else did and they don't want to be the only ones who didn't
He sounds tired
>bringing up the orlando shooting while shilling your multimillion dollar product at a corporate event
I know he's trying to be sympathetic, but it comes off as fucking tasteless desu
>>341163205
>no pins just just a gay little speech in the conference
what a bunch of faggots
>remembuh dah 50 million homos killed in Orlando
Sony are really scraping the barrel here. Do they even have enough material to make up a full show?
>one hour
that's it? fuck
>>341163637
>Worst shooting in American history
>"Lel there just fags guise! who caress????"
>comfy thread
>bump limit in seconds
>>341163875
you don't SAY?
Is this the comfy or the autistic thread?
>>341163631
He's a sonypony.
MAKE A NEW THREAD
MAKE A NEW THREAD
MAKE A NEW THREAD
MAKE A NEW THREAD
MAKE A NEW THREAD
>cringe orchestra
>GOD OF US
>Dead homosexuals
Seems like Sony is losing the e3. Is this the worst e3 of all times?
>>341163736
Ubi should've had the dancers dance the entire time in the background of their show
>>341163631
why are you a pedo?
If only Sony had done something respectful like a giraffe offering its condolences.
Teal'c isn't done fighting gods I guess.
>SOMEONE WHO HAS TO GO THROUGH A PSYCHE EVALUATION TO BECOME A COP
>MADMAN
NO FUCK YOU HE WAS A MUSLIM THATS WHY HE DID IT HE WASNT FUCKING CRAZY
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BRING THAT UP DURING VIDYA CONFERENCES? FUCK SAKE
>>341163815
A muslim walks into a gay bar. Three hours later he walks out muttering "I can't believe I wasted 50 bucks in there."
They did this because polygon and Kotaku bitched all day yesterday about how E3 wasn't cancelled due to the shooting. They just did this out of fear thanks to gaming journalists.
>>341163736
>Queen and dancing zoo animals
>Interlaced video
Disgusting
>>341163815
Nice one, anon.
Who else cringe here
>>341163916
Only Greek gods drop orbs
Norse Gods give prana
>>341164041
no but you sound underage
>gays
>getting BTFO by a radical Muslim
who would have fucking thought that would ever happen???
>>341164007
Then who are they appealing to if not people like me?
>Orlando.
Holy fuck! ENOUGH ALREADY!
Dumb fucks, should've just worn the ribbons
>>341163637
If one conference mentions it, they all have to mention it. Any conference that doesn't mention it will get bad press because they didn't mention it.
The cringe is real
Fuck yes I'm ready to play Dad of War. Finally a fucking game where you get to teach a white kid some masculinity. Sony gets props simply for being a breath of fresh air in this department.
new thread
>>341164235
new thread
>>341164235
new thread
>>341164235
new none shitpost thread where?
I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE YOU GUYS STOP IT
LAST OF US 2
TLoU 2
YET
ANOTHER
POST
APOCALYPTIC
GAME
>>341164095
This
fucking """"""jurnalists"""""
>>341164095
This
>>341161524
There's been five Demons Souls games. They're all exactly the same.
>>341163448
>state of decay 2
>dead rising 4
>ititanfall 2
all had better looking gameplay than sony movie game no. #20
>Last of shit 2
No thanks Sony.
Why do they keep making video movies?
New thread
>>341159808
>>341159808
>>341159808
>Post-Apocalyptic Open World Survival
FUCK I AM SO BORED OF THIS SHIT
More zombies, oh boy.
>bend studio
>BENDER
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
I remember when games didn't all look the same.
I remember when games tried to be entertaining instead of chasing the respect of faggot bloggers.
I remember when my murder simulators weren't up their own asshole in their pretentiousness.
>>341164095
kek
Sonyggers getting cucked hard
SAM WITWERRR TH WALKKING DEADD
HOLY SHIT IT'S STARKILLER
DUDE
SURVIVAL AND EMOTIONAL STORIES
LMAO
A FUCKING WHITE DUDEBRO
>>341164218
WHO? WHO ISN'T WEARING THE RIBBON?
>>341163965
Pretty much everyone gave a little speech about it. If Sony skipped out the "journalists" would be giving them shit instead of covering reveals.
HAPPENING
SONY WINS OH GOD
>>341164449
Better new thread
>NEW IP
>CANT TELL IT FROM ANY OTHER GAME
>SONY WON
>Ride to Hell 2
>Straight white male
ME AND MY WIFE'S SON WANT YOU TO DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW.
Looks interesting
GAMEPLAY AFTER GAMEPLAY AFTER GAMEPLAY
SONY WINNSSSSS
Holy shit, hype hype hype!
Another emotional TPS zombie apocalypse game!
ps2 graphics lel
>>341164449
ANIME FREE THREAD
>tfw your husbando sam witwer is in a new game
time to buy a ps4
SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY!!!
The Last Game that will ever be released , ever.
I don't think I can fucking play this game I'm such a pussy. That chicken dog is too cute.
Fuck it. I'm buying a PS4.
LAST GUARDIAN
2016
TWO HOUSAND AND SIXTEEN
FINALLY A FUCKING RELEASE DATE
Got called away for a bit. What was the post apoc biker game? Will it be any good?
Just a reminder of Sony's cancer and how you shouldn't trust these trailers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRL94zmIti0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i0TV5r0CSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXLZvsSmBIs
>birdrat seems lower poly and less expressive
>shadows were removed or severely toned down
>bloom, fog, and color grading is way worse
>significantly less particle effects(dirt as an example)
>kid sounds like a toddler instead of a kid like he sounded before
This is a disgrace, after 10 years of Sony talking about this game it's finally a reality but it doesn't look any better than what we saw back then, it looks worse. The downgrading is real.
>b-but it was prerenedered
Fact of the matter is that the PS3 could render that old footage at 720p(trailers were in 1080p) and since the PS4 will be playing it at 1080p, to make it work at 30fps they've seemingly removed some of the graphical features. The shitty hardware can't do any better.
The game looks almost identical to how it was before but without fog and shadows mainly. If it was prerendered before(it wasn't, it didn't even look amazing graphically) it's still prerendered now(it wasn't obviously).
Gameplay looks pretty shitty too.
>cinematics cutting up gameplay constantly
>too many slow motion set pieces
>linear as fuck(though we already knew this)
I can only feel pessimistic about Last Guardian.
A game in development that long can't turn out good. Also, the kid looks weird as fuck in the environment.
NO BULLSHIT
4 GAME TRAILERS IN A ROW
SONY WINS
SONY WINS
SONY WINS
SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY!
>>341165519
It's just another TLOU.
This robot game's combat looks OK, I guess.
Far Cry: mech dinos edition
How can Microsoft even compete?
Looks kinda neat. I fear it will be too small and short.
When will this retarded interactive movie shit end?
>>341166286
Is that what she said?
Everything else was just destined to make FFXV look like shit. :(((
>>341166553
x-DDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>341166553
No, it is what I think what will happen with this game.
Anyone have a feeling the new zelda is gong to be just like this game?
reminder that zhugeex is a paid shill posting gifs he's had on his phone for weeks.
crap i forgot it was showing just now.
What did i miss?
>>341157432
>When he rolled out of the attack
>when he has a magical ax
>some type of points xp system not centered around murdering things
>muh open world
>>341166829
yea except w bad graphics because its on gamecube 3 loma
HIT IT'S WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
Sony won E3 so hard and it's only been 30 minutes. All of these games look fucking fantastic.
>>341166829
Not a chance it will be this cool
>>341167046
The last guardian release date
Gay of war footage
Fighting mecha dinosaurs trailer that just ended after fucking 10 minutes
Sony
>three games
>three walking simulators
>single dad my wife's son simulator
>Horizon is another female power meme game
lol
>>341167046
last guardian date and viking god of war
>>341166829
Yeah, except with actual gameplay.
HI DANIEL, MY NAME IS CONNOR
>>341167312
I'm sick of these fucking movie games. This is ridiculous.
>>341167046
>>341167509
And a motorcycle mercenary movie game.
This android game would be better as a Ghost in the shell game
Android game actually looks pretty fuckin legit
Looks like a heavy rain clone. Cool if it was more action oriented.
>>341167845
Can there be a white girl as the MC?
Shit sony just announced their third movie in this E3
>B-BUT DADDY! DADDY! DAAAAAAADDY
IT'S HAPPENING
>entire conference has been nothing but trailers
This is what E3 should be.
No bullshit in between
None of the games showed interest me, but at least Sony is keeping the cringe out of the stage...for now.
>>341168709
>third
I'm pretty sure they've shown nothing but shitty movie games so far. Where the fuck is Crash?
2spoopy5me
>>341168783
>trailers
These have all been actual in-game footage of gameplay, son
>>341168783
But all the trailers are bullshit.
As soon as he picked up the vhs, I knew.
ExCUSE me?
>resident evil
HOLY FUCK, DID NOT EXPECT THAT
How the hell was that RE?
>>341169365
>These have all been actual in-game footage of gameplay, son
lol
>>341169670
I didn't either like...Holy shit
Did it say you could play it with ps plus tonight?
>>341169740
It reminds me of the old-school RE where you collect shit to get further in the game
>We have the processing power already in the PS4
was that a dig at Microsoft? ahahaha
>>341169829
They are
>VR
Please i want off these meme world
>>341170009
Now I wish I had paid closer attention to the trailer. I was expecting another shitty movie game, not motherfucking RE7.
