>NOOOOO
*CRACK*
>AAUAAGHAAAaaaaaa....
>You then have to survive on the mountain with a broken leg and fend off wild animals and hypothermia
I'd buy it
>>341143234
I would buy that
>WAAAAUAA-
*CLONGGGGgggg*
>*Deafening silence*
>>341142686
>piss mountain edition.png
Fixed
This has potential
>>341142686
>NOOOOO
>*CRACK*
>NO CRACK
Piratefags BTFO again! DENUVO wins!
*RECORD SCRATCH*
*FREEZE FRAME*
yeah, that's me
no, not on the snowboard
to the left a little...
yeah, that's me
you're probably wondering how I got here....well it's kind of a funny story
>>341142686
>>341143641
>>341144203
HAAHAHAHHAHAHAH LOL I WISH I COULD UPVOTE THESE XD
I gotta hand it to the Ubisoft viral marketers, they at least know how to make their marketing seem like something someone would actually post.
But still these threads are all viral marketing, just in case you weren't aware.
>>341144269
reddit please leave
>>341142686
>EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRGHH
*CRUNCH
>melancholy silence
>>341144687
True story, I went to his grave and crossed out Gruber and wrote olo haha after the star wars movie came out
Game looks like it'd get pretty boring after a while desu, like i would never pay full price for it but the first person mode and actually painful sounding screams and cracks look pretty fun
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
*CRASH
>absolute silence
>Skier and a Snowboarder jump off a cliff
>Skier lands it but the Snowboader over does it, realizes hes gonna crash
>No NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *CRUNCH*
>"Now let's see that replay again!"
>everytime they rewind you hear the NOOOOOOOOO *CRUNCH*
I wonder if they did that on purpose
>>341142686
*glass breaks*
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>ITS SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE
>CUM CUM FUCK A PARTNER HERE, AH
>DINO PROCESS
>YOU
>DINO PROCESS
>>341144269
Shut up, these are pretty good.
>>341142686
do people actually do this irl?
>>341145608
yeh, blud
This was pretty funny. The game looks pretty comfy overall, but not in the Summer time.
>>341143234
>snowboarding game suddenly turns into a wilderness survival game
i'd buy it
