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This is a western robot.
post the cameltoe one
This is a western jew
They actually lifted the design from a Japanese artist.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Hajime_Sorayama
Modern Bioware managed to rip off a design and ruin both EDI and Joker in one game. Amazing.
EDI is fine
She's a living sex toy. What did you expect?
>>341122598
She's perfect
This is a Western Robot
>>341121768
>Lifted
You're a fucking retard.
Bioware deserves flack for the times they've legit been lazy, and just photoshopped stock images, rather than pay an artist, but as a fan of Sorayama's work, and as an artist, I send a huge FUCK YOU your way for not understanding the difference between being influence by someone, and ACTUALLY ripping their work.
Fucking retard.
>EDI tells you it is having a thing with Joker
>can't reply that you are jealous or would have wanted a shot with it
Fuck you Universe save yourself!
>>341124247
You can't romance Edi and cuck Joker?
This is an American robot made in a movie by a Mexican director, influenced by Japanese animation
>>341125938
>>341123465
Now show their ass
>>341120703
This...
is a western clown.
>>341121556
>Jew
>Looks Nordic as fuck
This is why you can't trust Neo-id
>>341126982
Pretty good desu.
>>341127057
B.J. Blazkowicz has always been the half-jewish (on his mother's side) son of Polish immigrants.
>>341120703
I can't wait till we have little robot companions.
I predict it will be the next tech thing after VR headsets have died down.
I predict:
>small, about 2 feet high
>wheeled
>touchscreen face
>will be compatible with phone apps
>will have a personality like a Furby, but more advanced obviously
>you could speak to it and ask it questions (like that OK Google thing)
Will be great for children and lonely people. I bet they will be marketed as 'SmartBots' or something.
Can't wait
>>341128229
Yes, but can you fuck it?
>>341126494
okay.
>>341128486
>literally no ass
>fanart
>anime
>>341128423
Cherry 2000 makes a point that real women are better. It also helps if the real woman can stand on her own and has been sheltered from SJW bullshit.
>>341128423
would you fuck a Furby?
Actually don't answer that kek
>>341120703
why is it shaped like a naked woman?
>>341129662
Why wouldn't a robot be shaped like a naked woman?
>>341129662
Because it was an infiltration unit.
Also, someone that year in Bioware had a real boner for fembots.
>>341129662
For maximum infiltration purposes.
I'm still mad she can only carry a pistol and SMG.
Fuck giver her the heaviest weapons possible. The robot unit lifted a car in the air a threw it and is supper fast.
Biggest let down in Ass Effect was not being able to romance EDI
This is a western robot.
>>341129662
>Robot market is over saturated
>Start making them in the shape of a sexy woman
>Destroy the competition
Let's be real here, if androids are ever invented you can bet your ass japanese are going to shape them like waifus
>>341129662
Same reason all those old statues have representations of the perfect male and female form:
AESTHETICS
>>341130686
>wanting to steal Jokers girl
What kind of Bro are you?
Not not being able to romance killbot >>341130328 in Tortanic was pretty lame.
>>341130328
Honestly, it felt like TOR involved a lot of reused ideas from mass effect then gutted them.
>Kaliyo is Jack
>With no character development and an even bigger bitch with no concept of redemption or apology
>SCORPIO is EDI
>but let's play the whole 'AI gone evil' thing completely straight
>Let's get Jennifer Hale to be Not!FemShep
>But remove the capacity for xenophilia
>>341131457
She wasnt Jokers girl in MS2. You should have been able to plant the seeds of romance while she was still a hologram, and then get crazy in MS3.
This is a Japanese Bomberman.
>>341127892
Ok, that's passable.
>>341130709
No, this is.
>>341131560
>but let's play the whole 'AI gone evil' thing completely straight
I dunno, I liked that, in a way. I'll admit it wasn't anything special, but it worked for me.
The real problem overall is that shallowness of all the characters because, you know, MMO.
>>341127892
B.J has never been stated to be Jewish, just Polish.
>>341121556
>lets take an Aryan man and say that he is jewish.
Nobody who criticizes Nazis has any idea what they actually argued do they?
>>341121556
This is a Western jaw
This is a futuristic American bounty hunter drawn by Japanese people.
>>341130135
Why not?
>>341126982Is that Bruce Wayne
>>341135673
no, that's jokur gurl
HHYEEEAAH
>>341134546
Looks cool though. Could be a lot worse.
>>341121556
>polish surname
>heavily Germanic bone structure and coloring
>"Jew"
Nice try.
This is how a dragon looks like according to Square Enix
This is a American Gundam.
>>341137236
Mustache a best
>>341134546
Inspired by and American Police Officer drawn by Brits.
>>341121556
Wasnt he half Polish or something?
>>341137640
>You fought the law and the law won
>>341123223
>Metal robot girl jiggles like she's made of gelatin
SFM is awful
>>341137640
'Alright creeps what the drokk is going on in this thread? '
>>341136205
his mom's jew
jewery is maternal
>>341137842
Jesus Christ, man, pick up a book sometime.
>>341126982
>clown
>her name is harley quin
>word play for harlequin
>her costume is a version of harlequin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin
There is not enough android porn. The thought of something literally build to please your dick is something else for me. SFM would be perfect for this. The animation is usually robotic as fuck either way.
What's this?
>>341130328
Why would a robot trying to disguise itself as a human female have giant metal tits? What good are giant tits if they don't jiggle around?
Speaking of tits, why not skin? Belly fat? Muscles? Wouldn't it be safer/easier to build a robot skeleton and then cover it with a layer of synthetic skin? They've got synthetic skin - sounds a lot easier than building a sexy robot with sexy metal to look sexy.
Why give her robot hair when it sounds a lot fucking easier to make wig for her.
They're a dialogue where she talks about how unbelievable complex the hair is - why didn't Cerberus go to Locks for Love, get some old human hair, treat it, make a wig out of it, and sew that wig underneath the artificial skin layer?
Why does it have High Heels, by default? Like, as a part of it's design?
This is a Japanese Robot
>>341140814
>dat fuckig perfect body
>>341139208
She isnt 100% metal. Her "hair" is made of special plastic for example, Boobs and skins must use other material.
>tfw Joker was to hell bent on getting Batman to care about riding his Harley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYSNUL2hrQM
>>341133509
What exactly are you arguing?
>>341133509
go
back
to
paul
This is a Japanese robot
>>341141654
I swear to god
>>341141654
>tfw into latex but not an ass manthe porn is suffering
This is a Japanese robobot
>>341126982
HARLEQUINS ARE NOT CLOWNS
FUCK YOU BLOODY AMERICAN PHILISTINES
>>341139363
>sorayama
Dude is a fucking legend. Makes his living painting robot chicks all day.
The west may be realistic, but Japan has imagination.
>>341127892
I didn't think you could be half a religion.
>>341140957
She's a fucking twig
>>341120703
and this is a western blot
>>341133454
His last name is Blazkowicz.
>you will neverbe__a well endowed female like Harley
why live
>>341141654
They put some love into that animation.
>>341143604
i'd put some love into her
>lewd robot thread
>"HOL UP LET ME DUMP MY HARLEQUIN FOLDER"continue
To be fair, there is a long western tradition of sexy robots.
I never understood how Bioware on the one hand could be praised as champions of SJW gaming while on the other, making a fucking sex bot as a party member.
>>341143803
>>341143835
if you ran out of the good material, just stop
post more fucking lewd EDI
>>341144067
It's called hypocrisy.
This is a Japanese lesbian terrorist. She is a danger to you and everyone around you. If you see her, please, report her to the proper authorities.
keep going
This is a western ghost.
>>341120703
>Bioware joins the SJW ranks
>Strong independent womyn
>Dont objectify women you misogynist nerds
>They give a bimbo body to a robot
>>341139159
Hot.
This is a German Robot from 1927
>>341145228
I want to smell her farts
>>341145285
epic meme
>>341139159
An asian girl wearing a qipao
>>341145692
it's an Ao Dai
>>341142368
jewish is a race not a religion
>>341120703
I've got Mass Effect 3 but never played the single player, just got it for $5 on a key site for multi.
Is it worth playing through?
Bye /v/https://mega.nz/#F!EpIXBJAC!wz_VwZ4BKs9fqqaRRAtFQA
>>341145692
It's Vietnamese you fuck.
>>341146031
Bye harley
>>341146031
what type of dolphins?
i love sexy robots.
>>341129662
It's made from a burnt undercover murderbot's husk and remodeled by a hacking AI in love with a crippled pilot. Basically, so you can fuck it.
>>341146337
Gone forever.
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