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We VR now edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
Nth for Rayman not happening...
no anime
Yes anime?
>>341116921
This is so embarrassing to watch
Aisha Tyler walks up to you and says "pants down, now, I need some dick"
What do you do? Would you try to stop her?
Also why is George Foreman on stage right now?
Reddit just lost the meme war
KAWK KAWK KAWK
VR
REALER THAT REAL LIFE
nice memes ubi
Calm down Levar
It's just a videogame
first for levar burton
I want this VR meme to die.
fuuck off shill
>No VR Pod Racing game
It's what VR is made for.
Reading Rainbow man seems so happy :3
This whole conference.
Ubisoft delivers the cringe every fucking year
>>341117229
Konami can do it better.
>VR with friends
y-yeah h-heh... friends, right?
>>341117248
selling grills
>VR only
Just kill me already
Burton x Tyler doujins when?
At least this is better than what Ea tried with Pele last year.
>>341117236
>No BG&E
Welp.
Is it just me or is the audio slightly out of sync?
>You will never hang out with the TNG crew
I-I actually want this.
Mild hype, not the worst show, glad they got the queen stuff out of the way.
tell me Captain
If your federation is so great, why aren't their any good Star Trek games?
Aisha going to get the BBC
Oh god I wish I could go round to his house and play with the TNG crew.
>he has high heels on
>she still towers over him
oh i am laughing
>Oculus Touch
Never Ever
nigga selling out hard
>>341117248
>Also why is George Foreman on stage right now?
He just played his first video game and really enjoyed it
>Lavar pretends like he hangs out with all the start trek people in his spare time because he has nothing going on
>>341117324
That N64 podracing game was pretty cool, would be decent to see it remade
>you are dismissed
What did she mean by this?
>>341117248
fuck off black enabler
the feelsuh
>>341117361
who's this semen demon?
>>341117229
Watch the rest of the pcgaming one
as much as I dislike Aisha, that was a good interview with some good chemistry imo
I'm so sick of all this multiplayer shit.
>mfw all VR shit is expensive
>mfw not sure which to buy anyway
AISHA WILL NEVER BROKE YOUR PELVIS
>>341117236
I wonder how these leaks happen, The Microsoft one was on point too.
>>341117391
Nextfutaket
Why is this tall bitch wearing heels goddamn fuck.
each of those game is taking too much time
>>341117529
I bet the other Star Trek people don't want anything to do with him because they are rich and Levar is so poor he has to appear in TBBT or in ubisoft conferences for 200 dollars and a free meal and hot shower
>>341117615
She's doing really good so far.
>AC postapocalypse
aaaaaand i'm out
Should I buy a HTC Vive?
>>341117420
Probably one of the better celebrity interviews I've seen at E3, He actually seemed genuinely enthused about the game, they didn't just bring him on and talk about TNG
Seems like this is a 90 minute conference just like Microsoft's.
Unlike Microsoft, I'm not hoping for this to end immediately. Having fun with it.
>>341117661
It's shit anyway, it's not like you're missing out.
>>341117236
and it's proven right.
>>341117548
I'd prefer F-Zero VR in that case, though.
>>341117727
what?
he is literally a millionaire
Where's my AssCreed?! Give me at least some collection or something.
>>341117485
Was waiting for this
This trailer is really making me want to play some dragons dogma, or god of war 3
>>341117742
Thank you cane man
I actually thought that was pretty cool.
But not "spend 1283$1000+ for VR headsets for all your friends" cool.
Maybe this'll be a thing that makes physical arcades a thing again? It'd actually suit it well if you're sitting in the physical setup
>>341117248
>Aisha will never topple you to the floor and use you as she wants
>>341117687
Its a meme at this point. Every yeah there is a joke about her towering over a French manlet.
>>341117661
remember you need like 4 set to plat burds
Wait what? That samurai, viking, knight game is set in a post apocalyptic world?
Why?
>>341117772
VR is not worth it right now. Wait ~5 years.
No seriously, just don't. It's in its baby shoes.
>>341117818
There's no Ass Creed this year.
literally the only decent game at this E3
DEUS VULT
Why wouldn't the knight just wait for one of them to kill the other before jumping in?
Thank you cane man
>>341117858
Agreed
Too bad arcades are dead, it'd be sweet.
Oh shit, a female knight, everyone stand back
oh so it's for glory
did they really have to make up some shit fantasy story for vikings and samurais to fight together? no one gives a shit
For Honor looks really good. Also the leaks are real.
>>341117650
Sour grapes that you don't have any friends to play with?
>>341117727
Brett Spiner has appeared on TBBT as well, and Patrick Stewart appears in fucking Seth MacFarlane shows.
what kind of fucking backstory is this
its knights samurai and vikings i dont give a fuck how they got there, why is this necessary?
>and that's how a 1000 year war began
>over a small small pond of water
>>341117248
shoot her
we saw this last year too right?
>>341117916
dude fuck historical accuracy lmao
>>341117742
Thank you cane man
knight(female)
For Honor.
Probably the most uninspired game i've ever seen.
WHITE MAN FEAR THE BUSHIDO
pretty hyped for this game desu senpai
>Japanese Samurai
>Not a cute high school girl with a revealing outfit.
You had one job.
>>341117946
Good
>>341117946
Like I didn't know that months ago.
WHO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT LORE IN A MULTIPLAYER GAME
VRs pretty fun. I feel people only shit on VR because they haven't tried it.Seriously. Gear VR is cool as shit and it's for a phone. Every single person I've shown it to has freaked out and found it pretty great. The only negative are graphics are lacking in general but the immersion is a great trade off. I really want to try one of the console/PC VRs.
REMINDER THAT VR WILL RUIN YOUR EYES
>>341117672
>YOU WILL NEVER USE CORRECT ENGLISH
Viking confirmed dickass class for starting the war.
>1000 years of war
>never progress past swords and steel armour
Still more historically accurate that Battlefield 1
>>341117995
>Surprised a game about samurai, knights and vikings fighting for 1000 years is dumb
>archers ruin everything
>women ruin everything
How much money do they think people have?
This VR stuff is cool but at this rate will only appeal to popular youtuber teams that have the money to spend on that much equipment.
>>341118080
I don't even mind it's just such an odd choice. I guess to give the game a story reason for bringing them together
>single woman screaming because female protagonist
>>341118080
At least they aren't pretending to have it unlike DICE.
I can't believe they're actually trying to work a plot into this game. This is as unreasonable as Titanfall 2 with its sentient and disposable as fuck mechs.
>tfw 5'3"
>tfw Aisha will never pinch my cheeks
>tfw Aisha will never pick me up with her brute amazon strength
pretty cool setting
>archers
game ruined
no fixing this shit
Oh boy, the For Honor shills are here.
>muh stronk womyn ruins the peace between men
IT'S CANE MAN
Looks cool 2bh.
thank you based beardman
>>341118206
HAHAHA epic man, you should post that on the youtube comments
>UURGGHHHHHH
What did he mean by this?
>>341118102
>>341118080
>>341117995
nice try forcing fake controversy to sell your game, ubishills
>>341117957
Dan Schneider legitimately creeps me the fuck out.
WAR MORE LIKE WHORE AMIRITE
This nigga's back!
>women
ahhhhhh the climatic cane man of medieval fights
>>341118240
>Aisha will nevertrain you
this guy
Someone get this man his fedora.
Did this guy forget his fedora at home
>adding story to the game that needed the least amount of story
>>341118327
too late. it worked for ghostbusters and it'll work for us :^)
>Last name 'berg'
>Makes a game about silly goyim bleeding themselves dry while an unseen faction watches from afar
Looks generic desu
Whoever is selling those pins is making bank.
Thank you based cane man.
The guy ahs a cane.
What a numale fag.
HAHA, LE BASED CANEMAN XDD
EPIC AS F*CK
>>341118390
he bess
Wanna hear a joke /v/?
Female knights
are there only 4 classes?
He sounds like that Blizzard guy.
>>341118261
shills =/= positive reaction
This guy looks badass, like he used to be a warrior himself
>guy is considering peace
>woman comes in to fuck everything up
every time
If this post ends in 7 then Nintendo will win E3
How many hours do you think he spent practicing this in front of the mirror?
>>341118080
Yep its schlock. Who cares?
>>341118276
The big sword user was a chick
Didn't you see the boobplate
Red Steel 2 was good.
This guy clearly enjoys telling stories and acting like this, lmfao.
>>341118240
Why is she not in this game as Amazonian.
The cane man is actually excited because his game is not shit.
>my brudaa
>>341118434
*put cane to throath*
say that again
I love Vandenberghe's passion, even his name is based.
>>341118327
Nigga, I love bleak shit but I won't buy this game because it looks retarded. That creative director is also fucking annoying.
Do you think they hastily switch the pins between each other after every guest comes on?
I mean, they can't have had enough time to buy like the 100 pins they need for this show
I wonder how awkward it is backstage...
EDGEY MAN
>>341118654
I think its pretty obvious that itll be shit
Microsoft was good. PC conference was good. Even Ubi is good.
What is going on here?
>>341118279
>Aisha MC again
>Dev holding a 'Cane'
Archer game confirmed?
Any of Ubi's things worth catching up on?
>My brother
Fucking lol this guy
>Star Trek very infrequently results to violence
>The only language video games know is violence
>People think a Star Trek game will be good
Die.
CANE MAN OWNS
>>341118556
Yes, positive reaction to a Ubisoft game we know nothing about.
>le based caneman xD
is the most forced shill trend i've ever seen.
VIKING FEAR THE SAMURAI
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cane man is charismatic as fuck. What a swell guy.
Passionate.
>ubisoft conference is actually kinda decent
>aisha tyler not being an annoying cunt
Where da memes at?
the jew fears the samurai
>>341118550
No. Each faction has different attributes and have their own classes.
That viking knows.
>this guy
Are we playing D&D?
>Samurai
GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL FOLDED OVER A THOUSAND TIMES CAN CUT THROUGH WESTERN GREATSWORDS LIKE BUTTER
>>341118528
He's had a cane for like ten years.
>>341118621
I saw the long hair but they moved the sword way too smoothly with no difficulty which caused me to doubt it.
SHAMFUR DISPWAY
>>341118523
Yes goyim, support the poor gays!
>playing anything other than superior Samurai with thousand times folded steel katanas in this game
Why would you want to be inferior and subpar?
So i read that Nintendo is streaming today? Is true?
>>341118794
>Star Trek very infrequently results to violence
This is JJverse where that isn't the case though.
>>341118581
He's such a fucking role player he doesn't need to practice any more.
>women wielding 15lb claymore
yeah ok
What anime are they showing?
That cane guy is a pretty damn good narrator. He should do voice acting, if he doesn't already.
>>341118812
I'm not talking about caneman, are we looking at the same stream? Best footage/game we got so far on this shitshow.
![[DmonHiro] Girls Und Panzer 04 - Doing My Best As Captain! (BD, 720p) [8400AFB4].mkv_snapshot_07.05_[2015.04.17_07.40.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IalrZYC.jpg "[DmonHiro] Girls Und Panzer 04 - Doing My Best As Captain! (BD, 720p) [8400AFB4].mkv snapshot 07.05 [2015.04.17 07.40.21]")
UTE
>>341118776
>microsoft
>good
in what world
>>341118846
Yes, Cane Man is so based, preorder For Honor™ right now!
>>341118878
kek
>>341118776
EA set the bar pretty low
Vikings ain't got shit
just a bunch of nord barbarians
>>341118794
>The only language video games know is violence
Play more video games before posting here.
cane guy > everything
>Japanese Samurai talk in Japanese
>Scandinavian Vikings don't talk in Old Norse
WHAT THE FUCK?!
>>341118941
There IS going to be something from then tonight at 6 EST.
But Zelda will be tomorrow.
>>341118941
Google search e3 countdown you fucking faggot.
>>341118941
I have no idea if they even have a Direct discussing Zelda or if they're just going to show everything in the Treehouse Live format.
>viking d-day
>>341118647
Yeah dude, what a loser having fun with his work LMAO
>>341119029
This. Fuck off Cane Man
>Cane man is an even bigger living meme than he was last year when they unveiled this game
Thank you God
Post-apocalyptic medieval D-day
>Its a Musou now
>>341118917
Are they oppressing you, Chad?
Oh boy, generic hack'n'slash
reminds of that Rome game they showcased a while back
>Japanese shields
reeeeeee
>>341119106
Source plz
>>341118968
>women in general
I'm usually not into tall women but I want rough sex with Aisha, I want her to dominate me
>samurai with shields
so is this just a musou by Ubisoft?
>hack n slash without boob butt
why bother
Someone webm this big Viking motherfucker slaying these manlets
>>341119090
Do they have some sort of accent at least?
It's almost like a musou, but good.
>>341118968
What do you mean goyim? Everyone knows about the famous female knights that fought in the crusades
t. History PhD graduate
For Honor Beta was fun as fuck, Really hype for this to come out, Ubisoft always seems to have cool concepts that aren't fully fleshed out though
>mfw underage fags don't remember cane man
Okay so this actually looks cool, like Spartan or something.
oh so it's return of the king for gamecube
good to know, I loved that game
It's a fucking Dynasty Warriors game.
>>341118742
>Microsoft put some ricin on their pins before handing them off to Sony
dude musou lmao
>>341118776
>PC
What was even announced at that?
Uh, this looks like shit chaps.
>it's a musou
>musou shit
is this like those jap games
forgot the name
>>341119106
How many hours away is that?
>>341119172
>cane man
>meme
You wish, shill, your forced ''meme'' won't take off.
Why would they purposefully chose shitty looking gameplay?
Ubisoft musou?
I was hoping for everything skyrim was lacking in the combat...
Fucking third-person again
So it has single player? I guess they had to justify the $60 pricetag and the game already had AI controlled mobs so...
>>341119029
Having a cane is a sign of being Jewish now? What the fuck?
So is this western Musou or is it a slightly better ancient rome qte fest?
I can't even remember the name of that shitty game.
>>341119249
this, musou with better one on one fights.
Japanese folded steel on suicide watch.
I'm at work right now, what did I miss?
>>341119214
I thought this game was gonna be good but it looks like Ryse except vikings instead of Romans
>>341118794
>Star Trek very infrequently results to violence
It was pretty frequent in TOS and TNG, just poorly choreographed
>white viking
>murdering countless honourable Japanese samurais
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. This is racist!!!
>>341119090
All whites just speak english, they have no real culture
>>341119208
there are some recorded instances in history of women taking up swords and axes and fighting even being trained fighters
that being said all those instances end in a blood bath for the women
Where's the blood?
>>341119027
Back in reality and not in /v/-delusion land.
This looks like Musou but slow and clunky and with way too detailed hit animations like every western action game
>Dynasty Warriors 10: Cane Man edition
I have legitimate hype right now
>>341119354
If it has single player I might get to be quite honest family
>>341119362
fuck off shill
RIGHT STICK QTEs
>>341119172
>Haha, look at Cane Man, he's such a meme, /v/ loves memes!
>Preorder For Honor™ right now!
What happened to the deep sword gameplay?
>>341119047
Sorry but "Gone Home" is not an antithesis.
Killing things is the gameplay loop in 99% of video games. You're an idiot if you think a few outliers outweigh the majority.
>>341119391
There were no qte's so far.
>dumb weebs being BTFO by based viking man
>We want the Skallagrim audience
>>341119432
everything
did he just kick that guy into a spike wall?
is this the return of Dark Messiah?
what the fuck did they do to this game?
>>341119514
fuck off memer
>musou
Who fucking cares.
I rather play a musou with cute waifus.
>>341119514
You didn't answer the question.
This is so boring
>>341119463
the only game that looked interesting was that recore thing
and everything they have is on PC as well, when they have a console no one wants
>>341119437
Those are different. Doesn't really matter though. It's not a historical game.
>>341119106
My bad, it's 5:30 EST, not 6.
It's gonna be on Youtube Gaming's E3 stream.
30 minutes from now.
Good ideas and graphics completely fucking killed by pathetic gameplay.
Sad.
>Berserk musou
>now Nordic/Samurai/Knight multiplayer musou
year of the musou?
Where the hell is everyone in this game? Seems like there's only a couple guys defending and a one-man killing machine is solo capturing the fort
Jesus christ this is boring as fuck.
Ryse without QTEs.
Also
>mfw all these shills forcing the old fuck into a meme
You are pathetic.
Interesting mechanic, musou-like to 1 v1 combat.
>shitty western games
Where are my made-in-weebland games?
if the characters know about the chaos queen why are they still raiding each other
OUR GENERAL IS RUNNING FROM THE BATTLEFIELD
Who is the woman VA in this game? She sounds really familiar.
>Ubisoft has had the best conference so far
>It doesn't even matter because it's Ubisoft so it's all liesGet fucked weebs Viking stronk
>enemies standing still waiting for their turn
STOP THIS FUCKING SHIT UBISOFT
STOP IT
This legitimately looks cool. Too bad it's a western game so the combat will never get deeper besides what they've shown here, but alright
INCOMING NANI
I CAN FEEL IT
combat looks slow as fuck
i hate that shit
Killing the little guys actually looks pretty satisfying
>that shove off the cliff
I love it.
>Vikings talk in ENGLISH but the Samuray talk in JAPANESE
Wow.
This looks cool but it's not very fun to play, I can tell
Barbarians vs Knights vs Samurai
>>341119768
SHAMEFURU DISPRAY
>>341119682
This. I hope Dragon Quest Heroes 2 gets a western announcement this week.
KNIGHTS ARE BEST
OH SHIT ITS ON NOW
>>341119751
This is Ubisoft's conference. They're a French company.
Of fucking course it'd all be western games.
S
A
V
A
G
E
This is just a slower dynasty warriors
The grunts just ignore you and stand around and only the captains matter
KISAMA
wait is the Crispin Freeman
>SAVAGE
looks ok
KISAMA
>>341119517
Pretty sure it show what kind of block he's using, not qte.
>>341119731
Did they show anything apart from that teaser yet?
Looks like shit
Not in a /v/ way
Just in an uninspired way
>>341119783
It's a boring as fuck Ryse without QTEs, what the fuck are you talking about.
This is the best game of E3 so far and fuck anyone who disagrees.
>sexy Crispin Freeman voice
>>341119704
Again, you only speak in /v/ delusions. Not even going to bother you're clearly beyond all hope.
KISAMA
Damn, they just took Mount & Blade's perfectly good combat and added attack icons, took away one direction, and made it slower. gg
NIPPON STRONK
fight theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU
>tfw this looks perfect for a berserk game
RYUUGAWA GA TEKI WO KURAU
>>341119751
it's okay that weeb games will also be shit
M-MASAKA
>torii in front of a castle
why
Crisp Freeman?
i thought this was gonna be a multiplayer game
this looks like garbage
CHING CHONG DING DONG, MY MAN, CHING DONG
White piggu go home !
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOO
Isn't this just Hanzo's VA?
>>341119914
ARE YOU A HUMAN OR A VIKING?!
It feels pretty good to be so ambivalent towards new releases. I'm going to save so much money this upcoming year...
No matter what Ubisoft gets the highest grade so far in my book because they're showing actual real time gameplay footage back to back to back. I am so sick of everyone else showing bullshit trailers with no gameplay footage whatsoever, that should be illegal. At least with this I can tell what a game will play like and if I'm into it or not.
WEEBS ON SUICIDE WATCH
GOOKS BTFO
4CHANARIAN MEMESTERS BTFO
>Knight uses a fucking Claymore instead of a Broadsword
>Viking uses a fucking Long Axe instead of a Broad Axe
>Samurai uses a fucking Naginata instead of a Katana
God this doesn't excite me at all any more compared to last year
that combat looks and sounds so freakin' unsatisfying
>>341119941
I mean I'll play it but it looked better at last years E3.
>QTE COMBAT
J U S T
U
S
T
BRAVO UBISOFT
so frigging boring
WHITE PEOPLE MASTER RACE
>>341119936
I got heavy Ryse vibes from it too.
>>341119936
I haven't played Ryse, but I see guard-breaks, grapples and use of environment, that's surprisingly a lot for an ubisoft game.
I know it'll be meh in the end.
>>341120076
Did you watch Xbox?
DOA
Anyone else disappointed as fuck?
Everything about this game looked cool except the gameplay
Fuck
That was unbelievably dull
>>341120076
The gameplay is usually scripted and running on PC hardware
But yeah, it's something
another game for the shit heap lads
>>341120103
Katanas are weak
Shit that was awful.
wow that was boring
>body disappears immediately
>>341120129
it's not qte it's your weapon position. left right or top
>regenerating life
>Same day as Persona 5
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
>>341120075
My exact thoughts. I don't even need the money, so morefiguresI guess
Rome 2.0 basically.
so, is that like a rock paper scissors kind of combat?
>>341120071
Sounds like Winstons.
Dynasty Warriors but not shit
>>341120103
>One-handed combat pleb
Grow some balls and skill up, faggot.
RYSE ALL OVER AGAIN
RYSE ALL OVER AGAIN
RYSE ALL OVER AGAIN
RYSE ALL OVER AGAIN
DELETE THIS CONFERENCE
>>341120097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v20mhyekByU
>>341120097
Why?
Because of Ubisoft's bootleg Ryse?
>>341120103
>anonymous uses his time on fucking 4chan instead of doing something useful
>>341120129
you are retarded
>not liking musou
Fucking plebs
>>341116921
This damn conference won't end
>>341120103
Naginata is clearly superior when fighting a short range long axe
>>341120268
Directional attacking without directional blocking is pointless.
>Geordies
FUCK OFF
RELEGATED
>>341120274
Nobody cares about that thing besides weebs.
OI WANKA
Can't wait for it.
>>341120103
>Samurais
>Using katanas instead of spears
Katanas are literally last ditch effort tier weapons.
If it wasn't for the QTE combat, this would actually be pretty great. Complaining about historical accuracy is retarded though.
grow home? that game was alright
>all games are just bad copies of eastern games
>they all sell well because no one played the eastern ones
Everything is terrible.
Sony literally can't fuck up.
>>341119575
Yeah that Right stick prompt was the direction he was blocking in.
did they talk about shadow warrior in the PC conference?
>Geordies on stage at E3
>>341120378
BRAH MUSOU SUCKS
E-E-EXCEPT FOR BASED BERSERK BRO
Who?
woo
>This boring ass Grow Home game gets a sequel
anyone else dislike the whole THOUSAND YEARS OF WAR with absolutely no technological advances?
not just this specific instance but all of them
What's with these french ribbons they are wearing?
PEGGLE 2
Nice art direction but gameplay looked ass.
>some fag's fanfiction game about war
Best Ubisoft game since Chaos Theory coming through
>>341120274
>Persona 5
lol
>>341120294
>not shit
>Ubisoft
>that slow and boring as shit combat
B-BASED Cane Man™ AMIRITE
>NERVOUS SWEATING
But I wanted rayman fuck you re robot
>>341120274
Different audiences
>>341120416
>>341120309
I hope not I'm kinda interested in this.
most fun conference so far even if not one thing I want to play
Grow Home was great you faggots.
This is great.
>Geordies on stage
HOWAY THE LADS
This sucks too hard to keep watching, I'm going to get some snacks and prepare for Sony
Sony's conference is supposed to be great.
Fuck off bong nobody cares your games gay as fuck some Muslims about to shoot it.
I kinda liked Grow Home.
didn't pay for it, but it was comfy
>>341120528
Some faggots got shot by a sandnigger.
>Grow Up
Ubi sending a good message to /v/ with that title.
Is that fucking Crispin Freeman?
>>341119561
>trying to use a Gone Home strawman
If you seriously thing 99% of video games are about killing things, you're in desperate need of expanding your horizons. You can make a Star Trek strategy game without it being about "kill everything and drink the blood of your enemies".
NEWCASTLE LADS ON TOUR
I'm sick of the token indie that every conference seems to have. They all look more soulless and bland than the AAA stuff at this point.
>>341120465
>Implying they wont fuck it up with VR shit
Face it, this is going to be one of the dullest E3s. Not really bad just dull.
>>341120378
>playing musou
the most retarded genre of all
>>341120572
>boring as shit combat
Not enough R1 mash?
>>341120528
It's an anti-violence protest. France has had its shit pushed in pretty badly these last few months.
>>341120414
but there is directional blocking
looks like shit
>Horse Puncher forgets his lines
Ebin
>>341120437
It wasn't a Katana. It was a No-Dachi.
For Honor is dead on arrival.
What a fucking bore.
>a shitty musou
I'll stick to titty ninjas
moms spaghetti
Subs where?
>>341120424
You are on a weeb site.
how embarrassing
I fucking love Nobi Nobi Boy
>>341120103
>Naginata
Nagamaki
What the fuck do you do in Grow Home?
>>341120594
check your internet connection
Absolutely terrible
>>341120516
I don't understand why they had to go with a story.
Like goddamn that's just silly.
And the 1000 years with nothing changing or the knights just fucking their entire shit up because European plate and two handed greatswords but whatever.
It looks like a cool game.
Give me Rayman, you fucks.
>no laughter
fuck, the cringe
fanks
yawn
>>341120660
Not hard to top this year's conferences. Hope they have Killzone where you play as Helghast and that the GoW4 would look nice
>>341120660
I want to see how they can top last year though.
That shit was pretty good.
Assassin's Creed Collection please.
>IT'S LITERALLY CALLED GROW UP
>grow Home
More like Go Home.
>>341120440
mate there was no qte
>>341120789
howay you mackem bastid
GOD THIS BITCH IS TERRIBLE
>>341120660
Yeah, because some fanboy on twitter said it.
>>341120792
inferior jap shit steel is inferior.
>>341120840
GG, where's my Macross Delta?
HERE WE GO
MORE CRINGE
Literally who?
>>341120768
No, instead of smashing is just press R1 once per 5 minutes.
I'M READY TO FUCKING DIE NOW
>E-celebs
>>341120528
Shooting in Orlando
What the fuck is this shit?
Wut?
No. Please.
I truthfully don't get why people were saying For Honor was boring. I need that thing in my life NOW. Easily best game of any conference so far.
What the fuck is this
They're gonna show Ninty stuff soon, no? I'm getting bored with this Ubishit
what
literally who
Oh god what's happening
???
>>341120852
weebsite fags fucking die already
What the fuck is this shit
cringe lads
>Sasha Banks
mortal kombat
what is going on now
we want the dr. tracksuit audience
What the fucking hell
Ali G game?
ubisoft what are you doing
please immediately stop whatever this is
kek that pissed dude
What the hell's going on rn
MORE CRINGE PLEASE I AM NOT READY
>chad
This is horrible
what am i looking at
what the fuck
Did he just tussle that guys hair? Was that a mortal kombat remix? What the fuck just happened?
>meat snuggies
Oh no, Ubi please no
>Legit Boss knuckles
/wooo/
>CHADS OUT
Coming out to a Mortal Kombat remix.
>Aisha thinks my accent is cute
I-I don't know how to feel about this.
>>341120967
Boingo, pls
this is real bad
???
O FUGG :-DDD
>>341121121
you have to go back
Reminder that these fags are the reason the white race is losing to muslims.
NX Reveal When ?
>>341120951
THIS. I'm not alone. ;_;
>>341121089
Maybe if there's a new rabbids
FUGGG BENIS
FINN AUTISMOS
Pls no don't do this ubi
>>341120995
Not far from it
>Huge indicator of where attack is coming so you can press corresponding button to block
>it's a gay bears episode
top kek
>Where's Chad? OUT!
President of F Inland confirmed
what is this meme shit?
>>341120424
Nobody cares about For Honor at all.
D̴͇E̯̮̫͙̭͇͓͝Ḽ̡̪̩̣̫̖̭E̴͚̻͉̗͕̞T̤̥̗͠E͖̪̠̺̳ͅ ̞͔͎͖̰̱͚̕T̤̲̞͝Ḩ̻͙̠͎̩ͅÍ̼͚S͈̟̻̬
Nobody was cheering
>>341121002
ITS TRUE U FUCKING FAGGOT
Why is Hydraulic Press guy on stage?
What the fuck is this shit?
>finns
oh lord brace for memes
At least there's only 13 more minutes to go.
WE'RE HITTING CRINGE LEVELS THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE
>those outfits
What the fuck
>>341120852
And y'all desperately need more people like me on here. You're welcome.
OH SHIT ITS THE PREZ OF FINLAND
DE BRESIDEND OB BINLAND
Non-Americans make me so fucking sick
WE ARE SHIFTING INTO MAXIMUM OVERCRINGE
OH NO
YOU'RE EATING FINNISH MEMES
What is this the hydraulic pressure guy?
S U O M I
U
O
M
I
fugg
>>341120919
Knight set looks awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayHIEYv6Fz0
at least this is entertaining
>finns
oh fug he's finnish
BINLAND
>>341121413
kek
W2C that tracksuit?
BASED FUNLAND
>>341121002
>corectly predicted every conference so far
He maybe some random guy, but he is a random guy from the future
Finland confirmed for meme nation
Who the fuck are these assholes?
Who are these faggots on stage? wow
This is some Tim and Eric tier shit.
This conference is damaging my brain
FINLAND MENTIONS
Just when I thought they couldn't surpass the Just Dance intro. Ubisoft delivers lads!
FUCKIN SEINFELD
what
the
fuck
This looks kinda cool.
Someone needs to release mustard gas into this fucking theatre
BLOOD DRAGON 2 FUCKERS
FINNISH
MEMES
New Thread:
>>341121619
>>341121619
>>341121619
>>341121619
>Trials: Blood Dragon
Oh shit.
So Trials mixed with Blood Dragon kinda?
trials
>millenials won't understand this
W....... WAT
im quitting gaming
it was fun posting here
Gommie ayy lmaos?
>>341121274
You already knew Americans think every single UK accent is amazing. Stop complaining and exploit it. Move to the US and get twice the wage as you colleges.
best trailer so far desu
FINLAND STOP
PLS STOP
>>341121567
>dude, Sony will have VIIR, Shenmue and Last Guardian
>it'll be way better xd
>we want the RANDOM XD crowd
HELLO WHERE IS FINLAN :DDDD
FINLAND RUINING THE INTERNET AGAIN
the fuck is that phone-tier garbage
COMMUNIST ALIENS CONFIRMED
>>341121004
Didn't say it wasn't bud. But it's a proven field weapon all the same.
Oh shit here come the A E S T H E T I C fags
>>341120660
8/8
Remember the 90's?
Look at those cutie finns in pink glasses, so proud of their game.
>no blood dragon 2
fuck you ubisoft
>>341121567
He seems kind of biased towards Sony from what I've seen so I won't take his word for it.
>side effects
>euphoria
>patriotic memes
Meh. For Honor better.
le 8bit xD
this is actually happening
this is a thing thats happening
>no Blood Dragon 2
JUST
... Did she just refer to that as 8 bit...?
>>341121229
He did, he totally did. I saw that
lol nobody is gonna run for that shit
AN 8-BIT TITLE
AN 8-BIT TITLE
AN 8-BIT TITLE
AN 8-BIT TITLE
>"Nothing like an 8-bit videogame"
>8-bit
Holy fuck why is she still there?
>>341121449
>Y'all
Fuck off normalfag.
not quite the Blood Dragon sequel i wanted
fucking spurdofags
>nothing like an 8-bit title to get you excited
>8-bit
>8-BIT
>>341121567
If he was so confident it's great he would at least leak something. Bet there's like one big surprise and that was enough for this faggot to say they won.
>8bit
>8bit
>8bit
>anyone surprised when the games being showed are already listed
I don't want this! I don't want any of this!
VIDEO GAMES
>lets talk about the Ass Creed movie
>>341122053
>videogame
She said "title". It was a pixelated titlecard.
>>341121567
I'm not sure what exactly there is for sony to announce. All the shit that everyone wanted (FF7Remake, Last Guardian, ect.) was all announced last year, unless they have a bunch of amazing looking new IPs there doesn't seem to be much to announce.
>>341122091
>normalfag
I wish.
>tfw too normal for the average 4channers and too weird for the normies
>>341122173
>what is a joke?
>>341122471
Semantics, anon, semantics.
>8-bit
Girlwood has been a pretty great host so far desu
>>341119751
In the garbage where they belong
>>341122915
GIRLWOOD
F-BOMB
8-BIT
>>341122527
DMC5
Crash
Kojima's new game
Ace Combat HD collection
Half Life 3
The cure for cancer
>>341122915
Nope. She's miserable. She's the epitome of "look at me guys I'm a gamer just like you"
Our movie has an arc.
Best picture 2017
>>341123257
>Crash Skylanders
Cant wait
>>341119704
>and everything they have is on PC as well, when they have a console no one wants
Why would I give a fuck? There were lots of games, some of them looked good, and I can play them without even having to buy a bone. Exclusives are cancer.
>That anon actually called this
Fucking Hell
AYOO
>hacker group that hacks hackers that stops the establishmint
this a joke?
>>341122527
Crash B.
Last of Us 2
>DAS FUKT UP
What did he mean by this?
