Can you help me? I need water... Purified water... Please...
*pulls out plasma rifle*
Sure my man, I will ionize your whole body into h2o vapor and a smelly pile of carbon!
>>341099419
Reads like actual Intelligence dialog in Fallout 3.
>>341099763
lal
>>341098769
Is this good enough? It's all I had.
Damn... What a.... Deep.... Moral Choice!
>>341099419
You forgot [Energy Weapons]
![Sheffield[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5oO3z8M.jpg "Sheffield[1].png")
Need Cola
HATE WATER
>>341098769
>nuke Megaton
>give this beggar a bunch purified water bottles
>Karma status: Saint
I liked seeing one of these guys with my name.
Does anyone else have an autistic glint of happiness when a character has their name in a game?
>>341098769
Sure
*unzips dick*
>>341099419
*teleports behind you*
>>341102942*it was a hologram*
Literally look in the crate right behind you, there are 10 bottles of pure water in there. Also a pistol and ammunition.
>>341098769
Have a nice bottle of Aqua Cura tm
>>341102525
tfw called pedro
Why would anyone hate this guy, he cures your -100% karma into sainthood at the price of bottled water.
>>341102025
I gave him cola cause I'm also a soda fiend. I know the score.
>>341102525
The only game character i've seen with the same name as me is a minor Fire Emblem character.
>>341098769
Why the fuck would I waste good water on a bum that just sits out in the sun all day and does nothing?
How about a bullet instead?
>>341098769
How did Fallout 3 get such a positive reception? It's SO FUCKING BAD. The number of ways it's worse than Oblivion is staggering. Fewer, smaller cities. Even worse main story with hardly any side content to make up for it. Dumbed down armor system and hardly any weapon variety. Barely any enemy variety either. Shitty, ugly map, with way too many fucking subways and rubble piles. It's the worst Bethesda game by a goddamn mile.
>>341104126
>fallout 4 ever making sense
>fallout 3: give water to instantly gain karma
>new vegas: "defend yourself" from powder gangers/fiends for karma/money
>fallout 4: lockpicking for follower approval/hurt and heal dogmeat
>>341102182
WATER?
>>341110019
With your water gun!?
>>341110274
>worst
I think you mean best.
FO4 is the worst.
>>341111747
FO4 is the water, please I need it. Not that irrradiated FO3 shit, I can't stomach it anymore.
>>341110381
I love hunting fiends so goddam much, i start humming god is a serb and have my character get plastered on vodka beforehand
>>341110274
Translation: STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEEE!
>>341112730
I do too they are good money, but it's dumb getting karma from them. It puts a strain of being an asshole or neutral, so I mod out the karma gains for kills.
>>341098769
>tfw doing an evil playthrough
>>341102525
Who the fuck names a character Steve:(
