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Ubisoft conference soon edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
no anime
PC lowbudget clusterfuck as always
>have an essay due tomorrow
God this E3 is shit
http://cytudotbe/r/v4c
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING DULL
who else is ready for #girlwood
no spam
>using meme arrows in the title of your name
fucking memer
>>341096434
sup anons im jumping in whats the highlights so far
what kind of haircut is that?
>EASTERN EUROPEAN SETTING
KURWA
FIRAXIS WHERE
oh its gonna be a walking sim
RDR2 confirmed for sony conference, my dad is a rockstar
Just got back from having my tea, just started watching the PC show
Have I missed much or nothing?
i have a 200 word essay due tomorrow and i'm watching this shitshow
what the fuck do i do
>>341096434
Please include twitch in the OP. Everybody is complaining about JewTube and I'm tired of telling them to think.
>Paradox/Obsidian game wasn't a new VtM game
It's all I ever wanted
man what if they remade System Shock 2 like this people would lose their minds
makes me think this won't be a bad game.
SEXY WALKING SIMULATOR
I CANT SEE SHIT
Is that supposed to be a human?
>>341096861
You know it.
they said it was from the makers of F.E.A.R.?
why is there no shootan
>>341096995
your fucked
>>341096995
be NEET
Half life 3 when?
WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
was it rape
>>341096940
you missed some shitty VR garbage
As walking sims go that looks interesting
WOW MORE NOTHING
this is literally rape
Rate the PC gamer conference.
>>341097081
M8 they got the rights like 6 months ago. They probably haven't even started.
Did I miss dawn of war
>Observer
>>341096995
I have calculus finals and I haven't studied shit anon.
>>341097190
>>341097210
She was actually a robot all along :D
>>341097157
Shinkansen simulator when? I'm sure that would be comfy.
>>341097102
i want to dagashi her kashi
>It's just Layers of Fear with a techno element.
ok
No day9 was actually not bad
>Serious Sam VR
>>341096434
i gotta say, superhot VR looked fucking great
>>341097249
noribbon/10
RAPE
>>341097264
They could have teased it at least
>>341096903
>we want the 4chan audience
When will they learn?
>vampyr might actually be a fun game and we could get a new masquerade
cited
>>341097268
was on first
>>341097249
bad
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POWER OVER WOMEN
cant wait to see anita cry about this one
http://www.e3countdown.com/
When is Ubisoft, the website says now.
>>341097268
yes, was the first thing shown I recall
>>341097268
Yes you didfor your own good
This guy's beard looks like an extension of his chin
>>341097268
you didnt miss much except their 4 fps game footage
>>341097249
more like VR gamer conference, 1/10
![[HorribleSubs] Anne Happy - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.19_[2016.04.07_23.21.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eMhshYV.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Anne Happy - 01 [720p].mkv snapshot 07.19 [2016.04.07 23.21.01]")
>>341097249
Boring/10
>pc gaming conference now has shitty mobile games
How sad
>Command & Conquer 4 again
fuck
>yall like RTS games?
>well here's a moba!
fuck!
>MOBA
One more for the failure pile.
>MOBA
Ugh, groan zone
>>341097338
>:D
>>341097193
So not much
Any new interesting games?
IS THERE ANY INFORMATION ON CUPHEAD?
THAT'S ONE OF THE FEW GAMES I'M INTERESTED IN
>Make a MOBA
>Call it an RTS
>another MOBA
How late to the party can you get?
Why do all these PC games look like shovelware crap?
ALL DREAMS NO HOPE TIER
>Splinter Cell
>PoP
>Blood Dragon
NEW RTS.. GETS HYPES
is gaben coming around or will he meme out ?
>>341097369
>Standing still in Serious Sam while waggling controllers
WELL AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T MAKE A CARD GAME OUT OF IT
DROPPED
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS RTS?
>>341097249
shit/10
>>341097471
The pre-show is now. The actually show is in 30 minutes I guess
>3 units
>""""""""""""""""""""""""RTS"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
fuck me senpaitachi
>expansion packs are fine when russia does it
Why is he standing so awkwardly
Why are people still trying to cash in on ASSFAGGOTS?
Everyone is already playing LoL, Dota2, HOTS, or Smite.
>>341096904
Fat black woman demoing backpack VR. It's a fucking PC you wear on your back while wearing VR. Best thing yet.
I'm fucking off to bed. Goodnight anons and let's hope that gabe hijacks another game preview and announces hl3
This guy's facial hair looks like a chin tumor
>>341097667
hows your hype level now
15 MINUTES OF RTS FURY!
>it's a MOBA
>>341097664
I was hoping for some Wolfenstein from Beth
Give it to me straight, how we're the PC and Microsoft conferences? Anything worthwhile?
now this is the gayest shit I have seen in a while
>there are never enough RTSs
FUCK you buddy
>>341097249
>horror games for lets players
Unsurprised.
>>341097732
Don't mind if I do.
czech republic has great whores
fuck its not gabe
Can anyone post the schedule? I don't have it on my mobile.
MULTI STREAM TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TCblAe-kvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B38_mAJJc0c
>>341097828
Microsoft was the PC conference
KOJIMA ON YOUTUBE E3 RIGHT NOW
KOJIMAAAA
>There are never too many RTS's
>competitive rts
>moba
Take a shot every time Aisha has a potty mouth.
didn't know rick and morty was owned by ubisoft
Kojima in Youtube Ubisoft stream
DARK SOULS CHAMPIONS
KOJIMA ON THE POPE STREAM
>>341097828
>how we are the PC
>combination of x, x and x
that never turns out well
KOJIMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
GET IN HERE FOR KOJIMA
>>341097803
If i dont get a new decent RTS im going to kill myself
>>341097828
Microsoft is what it usually is. At least they showed games.
PC one was dull and boring. I am a PC gamer too.
>>341098012
>>341098023
Tghe fuck is this nip? Geoff can speak nip now?
>>341097828
>we're
>>341097943
Sounds like a story worth sharing.
FUCKING KOJIMA IS ON GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
>>341097249
Day 9/10
Seriously what happened to him?
>>341097814
That was going to happen anyway.
The New Colossus, I think it's the name.
Did Microsoft show anything good?
I was at work.
so ubi isnt getting a sticky?
PC was kinda boring
>>341098083
fuck I just realized how retarded this post is, ignore it please I meant x, y, and z
The host is such a giant dork holy shit
>>341098207
Sir, this is the comfy thread. Calm down :)
>FFXII HD
>custom Xbox controllers
but koji can english stop trying to pull one here
WHO /quittingthisshithobby/ here?
>>341098280
I like it
It's representative
>>341098243
he got old
>>341098040
jesus CHRIST
>>341098096
>Kojima not speaking english when he speaks english
based
>>341098280
I like this guy. He's awkward but he is not that bad.
Any PCfag answer this, based on what it was said about Scorpio, how "strong" is the console ? No sugar coating
>>341098247
Awesome, I missed the very start of the Beth conference
>>341098248
They unveiled the next gen console, Xbox Scorpio. 4k 6teraflops
>>341098248
The scorpio can process 500 teraflops of pixelated data
>>341098040
Terrible.
Wait, is this meant to be ARMA?
What the fuck?
>that ubisoft nigger
>>341098065
>>341098178
What's you're point?
>>341096434
Are people ACTUALLY watching the PC show? Literally what do they even show?
>>341098373
I haven't actually played a game since January, and this E3 is making me think I should keep it that way
>>341098494
it will deliver the highest quality pixels
>>341098248
Nope, they teased next gen, with "better looking pixels"
>>341098589
>REAL
>TALK
>DOE
>>341098494
If the numbers they gave are correct, it should be able to run current gen games maxed out (by pc standards) at 1080p 60fps, 20-30fps @ 4k.
>>341098638
You could watch it and find out
>>341098638
Games.
>>341098494
Very strong; you're getting the highest quality pixels.
Is he with us?
arma will never be this smooth
>>341098638
Arma 3
>>341098280
>doesn't know who day9 is
Fuck this lame ass place. The Pope has Kojima visiting
>>341098638
indie
How good friends are Kojima and Keighly really when Kojima can't even speak english?
HOW MANY MICROWAVES?
>>341098494
by the time is comes out it will be like a mid range pc ($600)
>how many microwave ovens they have
Holy shit Kojima is anal as fuck isn't he?
>>341098494
At the momment its stronger than the majority of "gaming" Pc's out there, but when it comes to the release date it'll probably more level with the majority of gaming pc's
>>341098638
Arma 3 expansion pack right now.
>>341098638
Fucking nothing, Based Kojima just saved me from that trash.
>>341098248
HIGHEST
QUALITYPIXELS
THE NEW 60FPS
>>341098638
VR. Microsoft was the PC conference.
DO I WATCH THE PC SHOW OR UBISHIT
>>341098280
Yeah, that's Day[9]
>>341098248
No. Recore looks terrible. Scalebound looks terrible. Gears 4 is just more Gears but with shit graphics and really bad voice acting. Sea of Thieves is just multiplayer Fable with pirates. Halo Wars 2 looks decent. Everything, and I mean everything, is coming to PC as well. Crackdown 3 might be cancelled, they didn't even mention it. Oh, and 2 new versions of the Xbone, a slim and a loaf of smoke and mirrors called Project Scorpio claiming HIGH QUALITY PIXELS and MILLIONS OF TERRAFLOPS
is this routine or is that game dead?
>>341098280
Go away /jp/ !
>>341098494
6 TFlops is nowhere near enough for 4k VR, the RX480 has 6 and it's a midrange card.
>>341098851
You'd think as big of a westaboo as he is he'd be fluent as fuck. Yet again most of the users here who try to learn moon can barely memorise kata characters.
>>341098940
ubi
pc will just show unfinished game- oh shit nevermind
>>341098494
they said 6k teraflops at the end of 2017 so like a r9390x
So they have no fucking clue what they want to do. Got it.
>>341098638
Just games that are PC exclusive, so a lot of them are duds but there are a few cool ones. Also showed the new ultra-poorfag AMD cards.
This is the absolutely most boring E3 conference I have EVER watched. Jesus fucking christ. Was last years better than this years?
>First Person Puzzler
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
>>341098940
You watch Kojima.
>>341098940
ubishit = asscreed 15 and that big black bitch
>>341098940
Ubishit, at least you'll get a good laugh
ubi isnt until 4:00
Ubisoft telling us if you're 30 or older and haven't sorted your life out you're a fuckup, Kinda harsh.
>inside the helmet is a school
Uh.
Will sony be good tonight?
>>341099159
I'm glad that genre's still going strong. Talos Principle was GOAT
I blinked. What is this?
PORTAL 3???
UBI STREAM WHERE?
>>341099340
Yes
>>341098494
A bunch of number wank "MUH 6 TFLOPS" until benchmarks are shown on how the system can render graphics in realtime. TFLOPS is irrelevant for graphical performance. And yet consolebabbies will eat those hot lies everytime.
>>341097249
What have I missed? I only saw the start.
You'll never get a personal gift from Kojima
>>341099301
they are announcing RDR2 so yes
Hanny can touch my Duong any day ;)
>>341099306
Current PC couldn't run it, waiting for my GTX 1080 to arrive in the mail before I play it some more.
>Kojima will never give you a present
>>341099340
Nope
>Kojima will never give you a present
>If you put cold stuff in there, it gets cold
What did Kojima mean by this?
>Kojima buying reviewers live
Fucking unbelievable
>>341099443
isn't it RDR3?
>>341099196
>turn to his stream
>guy unpacking a cup
>"if you put cold stuff in there it stays cold"
okay but when are the video games
You call this a gift Kojima? A fucking cup
oh god all the buzzwords in this girl's speech
>>341099368
yt/e3
qt
>procedurally generated
dropped
EDGY
This heather girl looks like a dorky 14 year old
>>341098248
Literally nothing
Scalebound MC has headphones
>>341099301
It's what I'm looking forward to most. I'm wishful that FROM will have some sort of presence.
That awkwardness
Fucking adorable
gabe will show up at the sony event
>This asian bitch talking about KING dogs 2
>procedurally generated
waifu worthy?
>artist
Oh no wonder.
Holy shit, the chick on the pcgaming one was cute as fuck
procedural generation
>>341096434
It's Kojangles! Kinda missed the beginning. Is he making a new game? If so, is it a spiritual successor of MG franchise? When is it coming out?
Watching Kojima makes me feel real comfy right now
booby soft
>Indie games
Yaaaaaawwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>341099537
No. Incidentally, I can't wait for Skyrim 2.
What is the point of this conference.
"Who cares?"
>the turing test
>the [name of past figure] [noun]
how many games do this, i can only think of the talos principle but im sure there's tons more
>>341099653
NOT THICCCCCCCCCCC
>>341099301
Yes. There's literally and virtually no way they can look bad compared to everyone else so far. This is a fucking terrible E3 and there's next to nothing even coming out this year. Not sure what's going on, but it gives me the feeling that next gen is coming and lots of shit is being held back.
>>341099537
No you dumb shit
Revolver and Redemption are two separate franchises
>>341099653
She's cuteCUTE
>>341099612
H-hi again Lala friend.
>>341099653
Not T H I C C enough for my tastes.
>>341099653
That part where she was awkward was cute as fuck
Game looks TRASH
So is this the new indie meme art style?
Keeps popping up.
>>341099653
Christ you're desperate
>>341098940
Ubi now, PC later
Ubi is gonna be a meme-sy train wreck, watch it with us!
>>341099681
>Is he making a new game?
Have you been living under a rock?
Someone needs to give these people water so they stop smacking their lips.
why do we have separate streams :( why isn't everyone at the same stage :(
>>341099653
velma-core in full force
WHERES KOJIMA
>>341099789
Turing test is already a thing anon
Has anything noteworthy been announced at the pc show? I haven't been paying attention.
>>341099653
>3D waifu
What are you doing, phoneposter?
What stream is KOJIMA on?
Look it's Not!No Man's Sky
>>341099537
No, it's technically red dead 3 but it's keeping the redemption title apparently so it's RDR2.
>>341099653
sound like a pre teen
What the fuck is this garbage, holy shit
>procedurally generated indie graphics
yeah no thanks
>>341099897
>new
Not at all
As bad as this conference is, I actually like this sort of faux talk show format. It feels a hell of a lot more organic than the usual buzzword shit and he actually asks follow-ups that are reasonable.
>Kojima falling for the VR meme
Goddamnit.
what the fuck is this bullshit
>oobisoft or yoobisoft
hon hon hon
Should I buy nu-Doom or Todd's Game?
Oh look, it's another fucking procedurally generated space exploration sim.
>>341099653
Not into dwarves.
>no mans sky clone
they better do this right
>>341100026
The Pope's, on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hENH5LJ0Qek
ETIKA HYPE
This is best looking thing so far of PC show
is this star citizen
>>341099814
>this guy
>>341099947
HOLE UP!
Geoff is asking good questions!
>>341100068
Yeah
It means we get a bit of actual description of the fucking game
>Bannerlord,Scalebound, and Recore the only remotely interesting games so far
>>341099653
>problem glasses
>"I'm not a waifu! I'm a stronk womyn!"
No.
>>341100095
youbeesoft
Are you all ready for #GIRLWOOD 2016
>>341099803
Thiccc won e3 desu fampai
OOOBEESOOOTT
>ripping off a game before it even comes out
these indie devs are shameless
>>341099583
You mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I ?
There's no ubi there.
>>341099847
Greetings! Are you enjoying E3?
>>341099897
I fucking wish
Low poly>>>>>>>Pixels
>kojima's hype for VR
IT BEGINS.
Voxel tech confirmed... hmmm
Where are people watching Kojima? I'm on pc stream
>YOU CAN DO LITERALLY ANYTHING GUYS
>>341099653
muh frumpfu
will this be multiplayer unlike no man's shit
pope getting emotional
Geoff threw in a fuck Konami. Nice.
>>341100237
Scalebound and Recore looked like hot fucking garbage, are you kidding me right now?
>>341100390
Youtube
>>341100237
>Scalebound
>Interesting
Literally Donte with a dragon
>>341100329
Don't turn this into a chat, faggot.
>>341100268
Number Sign Lady Boner
Where the fuck is Kojima?
STOP WASTING MY TIME, GET TO VIDYA OOBISOFT
SECOND BINGO
Penis shaped ship confirmed
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE KOJIMA STREAM POST IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
the age of rip offs is so real right now
>>341100478
report and move on.
>>341100478
How are you enjoying E3, anon?
Reminder that Pope didn't have to guts to tell Konami they aren't allowed in when they kept out Kojima
>kojima's smile about being invited to the game awards this year
my heart
>>341099897
>So is this the new indie meme art style?
Yep. They've ran the pixel art style to the ground.
>>341100338
>Low poly>>>>>>>Pixels
strongly disagree
>>341100175
>eceleb trash
Fuck off
>>341100496
Dorito stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
quit making me feel
>Pope wants the D
>>341100295
>no mans is releasing soon
Funny this trailer is probably only going to improve no mans sales.
>>341100538
>>341100496
it's on the op you fucking autist
>>341100559
It's like movies where two similar themed movies arrive at the same time.
>voxels
>indie
>MMO
>crafting
>procedurally generated
>YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
How many red flags is this shit rising?
>On 3 streams right now
Why is PC during such a shit time
>>341100518
what gaming politics did they adress?
The bromance is real.
>two no man sky
What the fuck? They wanna flop hard?
It does not look bad.
It is like No man's Land.
I.E fucking boring after 5 hours when it hits you there is nothing to do.
It would be cool for a Mass Effect type of game.
What's with Western developers? Either they got a good stuff like this which begs for content, and gameplay, or they got amazing STATIC visuals, and bad gameplay.
It is like only Japs can make the reconciliation between gameplay and graphics.
>>341100268
>finally got a gf
>found out girlwood is real
>crotch areas actually swell and enlarge when they are horny
Obviously nothing like a penis getting hard but wow
>dat genuine respect for Kojima from the Pope
>>341100329
Only game I'm looking forward to is Dishonored 2.
Can't fucking wait for Sony and Nintendo though.
What about you?
>>341100518
Intro that rivals last years is done as last years was embarrassing too
Game demo going wrong would be Dawn of 3FPS
lmao at Gaben interview
>Kojima left
>nomansky rip off on pcgaming
Goddammit, I need 15 minutes to kill
>GabeN comes on stage
>"so what yo got for us ?"
>he stares blankly in the camera
>opens his majestic sweater
>An orange 3 is prited on it
>everyone goes apeshit
>he zips down further
>The words "available now on Steam" are beneath the 3
>entire audience runs out of the theatre
>PCs appear magically for every person on the planet
>7 billion people on Steam at the same time
>E3 gets cancelled, because no one can even compete remotly
>Everyone is now a slave to Steam
>A slight grin flows over GabeNs face as he slowly drains you of your disposible income
I want to believe
So did Kojima actually announce anything?
>>341100390
literally first link in op.
too late now he's gone.
he leaked new concept art for
PHANTOMS
>>341100175
reminder to report posts for this nigger
>jax midriff
Anyone have a Ubi bingo?
>>341100312
Don't worry, it'll be there.
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
so META
>anordinarysonicfan
THATS SO META BRUH xD
>>341100784
>It would be cool for a Mass Effect type of game.
Wonder if that's just what new mass effect is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnjagpHHSY
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyvHLbvVnoghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyvHLbvVnog
>>341100858
yeah 2 games
no man's sky but with multiplayer
no man's sky BTFO
>>341100518
I put the lying Frenchman for factually wrong
>>341100741
Cliff blezinski talked about trash talking people on twitter
>>341100804
Thanks, noted
THAT PUTS US AT 4 BINGOES
>>341100858
He announced they he's here to see Geoff. About it.
>>341100518
>Video celebrating mouse and keyboard
GET THAT MASTER RACE SLOT CHECKED
GUY RAZER PRODUCTS
>>341096434
*cough*
discord.gg/012UrDuZq91MIov14
>literal sellout
CANT MAKE THIS UP
>>341100858
"We're working on the game"
Makes sense that they wouldn't have anything to show yet
>>341100825
It looked good nigga
>paid to read twitter and repeat twitter posts
Kill me
Who ready for UBISOFT MEMES here?
stop lying to me you french faggot
>>341100858
He explained to Geoff how tumblers work and that's it.
RAZER
>>341101093
FUg, i was watching Kojima, whats the game name?
>Razer Ad
>featuring pajeet
ha ha fuck this.
>PC Master Race bullshit
Yay, more hardware shilling
>using membrane kb
plebeian
DANK GAMING GEAR, GET HYPE.
>>341101132
>Cliff blezinski talked about trash talking people on twitter
oh
that explains a lot, my mind brain just tunes out when I hear Cucky B talking
>not exactly a game
>Please buy our razor hardware
MUSTARD RACE
>>341101243
>Not using a comfy Filco
Do you use gamer glasses?
Who /Waffle stomping/ noobies here?
>roflstomping noobies
>roflstomping newbies
ROFL STOMPING
>>341101132
GET THAT PC MASTER RACE ONE CHECKED
THIS FUCKING VIDEO IS HORRIBLE
>>341101132
Woops, scratch that, 5 bingoes with the frenchman
>>341101140
NOTED
>playing bastion
>rofflestomping
who is the real noob here
roflstomping noobs in overwatch, only with razer, buy now
>razer
>when Im playing as bastion in overwatching, ROFLstomping people
>roflstomping newbies
>when I'm playing Bastion in Overwatch and ROLFSTOMPING newbies-
And that's it. I'm done. Fuck this, I'm out.
>CURBSTOMPING NOOBIES
"i romperstomp some newbies xd"
on a game thats been out for a month
nice, faggot
>roftlstomping newbies
>>341101194
oh boy, this E3 was a shitstain until now. Praise KeK for forgiveness
>>341101171
Was this on dorito pope stream? Who is hosting that by the way?
>Haah waaw
Okay.
MOUSE AND KEYBOARD CONFIRMED
CONSOLEDUCKS ON SAUSAGE WATCH
>>341101142
>>341101147
>>341101208
>>341101223
>>341101229
>conference funded by Razer, hosted by PCGamer
>not expecting a Razer ad
>rofl stomping
UGH, groan zone
>roflstomping
>noobies
>overwatch
>bastion
Master class shitposting
>roflstomping newbies
>Razer gear
>ROFLSTOMPING NEWBIES
JUST
KILL
YO
SELF
>playing as bastion
what a pleb
where's the ubisoft bingo card?
>Hello yes hello sir please to be buying our hardwer
HAAH WAAW
>Female protagonist being forced this time.
>he plays bastion
>to rofl stomp newbies
holy fuck
Pope just got the name of Mass Effect MC
RIDER
this literally giving me headache. i've never experienced this before
>>341100518
>>341101132
>>341101421
Can you guys post the blank Ubisoft one for me please?
>>341101440
He's got a point only shitter lose to bastion.
KEYBOARD
AND MOUSE
roflestomping newbies lul
>>341101542
not an argument
>>341101572
They could at least try to not be a fucking cringe fest
BASTION PLAYERS
>Bastion
JUST FUCKING SHOW SHADOW WARRIOR THE REST OF THIS SUCKS
>>341101421
you forgot the bottom one
>>341100839
>GabeN comes on stage
>"so what yo got for us ?"
>he stares blankly in the camera
>opens his majestic sweater
>An orange 3 is prited on it
>everyone goes apeshit
>he zips down further
>its just the new steam update named Steam client 3.0
>A slight grin flows over GabeNs face since he knows that he will never have to make games due to the income from steam
fixed*
>I play bastion
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I just woke up, what did I miss from PC and Microsoft?
>>341101572
sponsors normally are just that, sponsors.. their logo show up here and there
they don't actually take over the show
>imagine PC gaming without a mouse and keyboard
>Describe PC gaming with a mouse and keyboard
>Mouse, Numbers, Clicking, Precision
>only 2 genders
Fucking discriminatory pigs
>comfy
nice meme
Razer: Our products crap out on you during tournaments!
HALO WARS 2 GAMEPLAY PLEASE
The guy talking about bastion was obviously tongue in cheek not le cringe
give me your brightest LED please
>Let's players
Cancer
>>341098494
Depends on the memory bandwidth setup and if they go full custom or semi-custom. There's a lot of PR Buzzwords about it but it's feasable for 30FPS and some 60FPS provided devs want to hit targets. Especially if they are doing what Phil said they were doing in shipping dev kits and soliciting dev feedback from today. They already have Devs consulting like THE TODD so they are making smart moves compared to the bone.
Though I would say it will probably need 7TF plus for comfortable framerates. Depends who they use as vendor. The casing of the GPU in the CGI video looked awfully like a stock Nvidia.
>>341101671
This one has them all
>tfw I have to sit through ubisoft after this
jesus, I"m just going to turn on giant bomb.
one word: Total control
>>341101421
Halo Wars 2, we got Windows 10
>Halo Wars 2
It somehow manages to look even worse than DoW3
>>341101806
Microsoft is PC now, everything released for the xbone is also released for W10
>>341101862
I've had one razer mouse and it died on me in literally two months
I got a cheapo non brand one afterwards and it's solid as hell two years later.
>>341101809
>what is literally every other conference with their logos, employees, and products plastered left and right
One ad is nothing.
>winten
GET THAT WINDOWS 10 SHIT MCFUCKING SCRATCHED
>>341101753
based
>>341101837
TOTAL
CONTROL
>>341101657
You can choose to play how you want you schmuck.
>>341101917
Thanks anon.
>action RTS
It's just a fucking MOBA isn't it?
>>341101749
Thanks, we also just got Win 10 shilling
CHAAAAD
>>341101917
Jesus that bethesda one had to have been made after the show.
Casuals are subhumans confirmed
>>341101917
>Something that makes everyone wish for the sweet relief of death
Kek
Should be in the free space really
>Spirit of Fire is alive and well
As much as I like it being set pre-Infinity shit, they're literally going back on their comics.
So this is the worst conference so far, right?
>This blatant gay pandering
>Still can't play as anything but a human in the new ME
When the fuck can I play as a Krogan? Fucking Bioware.
>>341102140
Oh... You actually marked these off?...
>>341101962
Xbone game, what'd you expect? That console only does 720p.
>>341102140
now you forgot the one all the way to the right
>Treat hardcore fans and casuals diffrently
THANK YOU
>>341102124
actually looks good familama ding dong.
YEAH. FUCK. FUCK. I SAID FUCK.
Not even kidding lads, this PCGamer show has been my favorite so far
>iJustine
>more casual
re
>host actually called them casuals
BASED
I miss the rolfstomping meme of the day, where was it? I am still watching PC kul event waiting for anything good.
>CASUAL
fuck off already.
Fuck this PC shit, 5 mins to Ubisoft.
>>341102328
PC?
It's always awful.
once again CHAD wins at life
where were you when NEET virgins were once again BTFO
>>341102140
forgot far right vertical
>>341102169
nope, I saved that image on saturday
anyone else leaving PC gaming conference to watch Ubisoft press conference?
>>341102124
No, it's about efficient base building.
>casuals are different people
>casuals are subhuman confirmed
So is this going to be a w10 exclusive?
>>341102383
There were games, nothing WHOA THEY'RE REMAKING THAT GAME?! but actual new games.
So yeah probably the best one.
>>341102160
At least he's pumped
>>341102124
>RTS
>Action RTS because guns
the fuck is the difference anon.
>>341102509
Yeh.
>>341102443
Razer video
>>341102383
because it is toned down and it isn't about microsoft vs sony
also day9 is an ok guy
>>341102509
found the triggered casual
>>341102509
On Keighley thread as we speak.
darude: sandstorm incoming
Are you guys ready for Aisha Tyler?!
>>341102556
On PC? Yes.
It's on Xbone too, but it's gimped.
>>341102357
Sorry, these ticks come so fast now
>>341102509
Yeah
>>341102509
I thought everyone did that.The Ubisoft conference is pretty chill atm, they said they re giving away 5 games/month for 7 months for free.
>Geoff babysitting the normies
Must feel bad after just hanging out with his best friend
Wait a minute that nose...
>WW2 Insurgency
Insurgency 2: WW2 edition
They already named it, it's Sand something
>new game..
>can't say what it is
>half laif?
>makers of insurgency
oh
>>341096434
just got this new sweater/jacket/thing, it's comfy as fuck. Ready to listen to these fuckers pronounce ubisoft as youbisoft for an hour
If the PC is so superior as a platform, why do all of these PC games look worse than the games shown at the Xbox conference?
this could be ok
>>341102740
Has that already started?
The fuck is up with the framerate on this WWII Insurgency game?
My fucking audio keeps cutting out, shit/
Is this Day of Defeat
BLOODY RADIO BLOODY RADIO YESSIR SORRY SIR
>looks like a fucking ww2 ps2 game
That power huh
literally DoD sauce
>>341102725
Neckbeards with autismbux on suicide watch
>>341102383
Agreed, comfy discussion and interesting games.
Looking forward to Halo 2 on Com-
>Win 10
Nevermind
if gabe isn't at the sony show I will kill myself
>>341102691
I've got my pistol aimed at my head.
Does that count?
Oh look, a shittier Red Orchestra
>>341102725
annnd early access
BLOODEH HEYL
>waited an hour for a ps2 looking game from the creators of Allahu Akbar
Nice graphics PC c u c k s
New Thread:
>>341102601
>>341102601
>>341102601
>>341102601
LADS, WE GEHT A WER TO WIN
>>341102956
The power of a mod of a mod of a Source engine game
>can't say the name of a mod that has been available for free for ages
And I thought they would reveal their next actual game, fucking faggots.
Isn't that already an insurgency mod? Are they making it a full game then?
What the shit, Twitch says Ubisoft started at 12:30? I missed half of it already?
>>341102997
But Sony don't care about PC.
>>341102997
There is literally no reason he would be there. Get your rope ready.
>>341102906
Yeah, well, the warm up at least.
>>341102856
because all the xbone games are on pc anyway
those graphics... wow, I would run that a t 60 fps on my 1998 pentium 2
>>341102518
HIROSHIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>indie trash
>early access
>support our game pls goyz
>>341102856
But every single game shown on Xbox conference is on PC.
>Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
No
no
NO
NOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
was that cod 2
>>341103081
I spit my fucking drink, god damn.
>>341102856
Fucking this, 90% of PC exclusives look like dogshit.
>>341102997
why the shit would he go to the Sony show
>nothing but FPS and RTS
This is why I'm not a PC gamer
I slept in and missed the microsoft conference, did anything important happen?
THIS IS BOOOOORING
WHENS SHANY?
>>341103001
Hope its not loaded, because you wont last long
MY VIRGIN EARS
>>341102856
Actual AAA developers for PC either run their own events/conferences or participate in E3 for consoles because Microsoft or Sony give them money to put their logo at the end of trailers/commercials, plus exposure to casuals as most PC gamers are already aware of their titles.
Simple, really. This is just a lower ticket.
>another low poly, high contrast game
>>341102906
I think they've had a little pre-show going on the past half hour.
>>341103098
>Ubisoft
>missing anything
Wow, they took chivalry and made it worse. If you hated archers before, now you can hate them in low poly with lasers
My head is full of whaaa...
I like this thread.
How can anyone stand the sticky? You can't have a conversation, your post gets swallowed up in seconds
where is omar when you need him
This... is literally a circus...
what the fuck happened in orlando
>>341100045
Don't play with my heart now anon
>>341105148
50 gay people got fucking murdered by an angry man with a gun
would you?
>>341105690
wood you?
>first NX game announced at Ubisoft E3
Did she fuck up?
>>341105148
Orlando was culturally enriched.
>>341105690
built like a fridge
>>341105957
only if I could find her belly button
>>341105976
Yes. Why the fuck would Ubisoft support Nintendo after the Wii U?
Ultron confirmed
>>341105148
50+ dead, 50+ wounded, dude called 911 to pledge his allegiance to ISIS right before.Turns out he actually worked as a security guard in my old neighborhood (where my parents live), not sure how that happened since he'd apparently been arrested before. Fuck G4S
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