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MICROSOFT @ E3
GET IN HERE
So far, XBOX ONE MINI AND FFXV RUMORS.
WHERE'S THE STICKY MODS!?
Stream: IGN - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnjagpHHSY
Gamespot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xM_NYqY71Y
YT/GEOFF: https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
Who cares about twitch.
>>341055095
Is the Twitch stream running like shit for anyone else?
This is starting off a bit rough, hoping for some scalebound
GoW4 looks shit
But MS could win for the new Xbone and crossplay if it is what they say it is
Hey, i CANT WAIT for Generic Shooter 14 with all those cinematic set-pieces that take control away from the player! It looks so much fun!
>gears of war
why does anyone like this game? It's clunky as fuck, it's not even good for a cover shooter.
Why is gears so fucking ugly? The textures and explosions and even the cover breaking just looks so 360 teir. Blurry textures everywhere on that fucking tank thing, which was a highly scripted story element. I can just imagine what the final game will look like
>WE'RE PINNED DOWN BY THAT MACHINE GUN!
>proceeds to leave cover and go out into the open slowly walking to a piece of junk and lift it over
>all while the machine gun is still firing at them
jesus guys are you even trying?
I never truly noticed how strong and independent women really are until I saw this woman play like a hard core girl gamer.
>>341055095
STRONG FEMALE GETTING HER STRONG FEMALE MOTHER BACK
FROM GIRL TO GIRL
VAGPOWER
CENSORED
should be called gears of four
Was that just a Gears of War 1 HD remaster?
I honestly can't tell.
Also
>black guying presenting the fighting game
>7 million players
>2,5 million played matches
wait, wut ?
dude cars lmao
>we're burning your ______________
You can show buzzsaws splitting people in half, but naughty words are just too much?
>>341056924
>7 million players since release
>2,5 million matches since "can't remember when he said''
>>341057503
ah, alright, now i get it.
>Forza on PC
Neat.
"""""""exclusive"""""""
>open world forza
?????????????????????????????????
>the presentation is so shit that a generic driving game is making people scream
also
>Lamborghini on dirt/sand
What the fuc
This conference has been a real tradegy so far.
All I'm learning from this conference is that there's no reason to buy an Xbox One because all the games are also on PC.
Take a drink each time you hear the word exclusive.
>these fucking animations
holy fuck it's like an HD game got rigged to ps2 animations
recore looks fucking GOAT
sony got BTFO
sonyggers on damage control even in here!
>Horizon on PC
MUH DICK
>>341058920
>Sony got BTFO
>by a multiplat
Okay.
>>341057503
2.5 million matches since Season 3 release in March.
>xbone has so few games that FF is all they have to show
WE GOD OF WAR NOW
>those recore animations
is recore a kickstarter game or something? i dont understand why that was shown at E3
>dat voice acting
Jesus Christ
So, can we finally estalish that noctis is literally Sasuke ?
Is something going wrong here?
>NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY
>Devs can't even play their own game
Microsoft is advertising a Sony game?
Kuk
what the fuck is this?
>>341059081
>ms platform exklusive
>multiplat
sonygger detected.
Jesus fuck this FF mission is awkward
Still a 10x better show than EA or Beth so far
Weeaboos need to be stopped
I thought God of War 4 was going to be sony exclusive
Ugh, it might be the stream but the framerate aint looking so hot.
Somehow this game makes gigantic monsters look dull. That's surprising, I gotta admit.
YOU'RE OUT
LMAO THIS IS FUCKING TRASH HAHAHA
>That shit camera
>The fucking fps
Its over. Im a #Purseowner now
SAY YOUR PRAYERS MOTHER-
*CENSORED*
FINAL FANTASY FIFTY?
FFXV looks so fucking bad it's crazy
YOU'RE OUT!
>>341059478
I think that is Yuri Lowenthal voicing him, yeah.
>>341059765
A fucking mess. This over the top, epic God of War esque boss battles just don't work in ARPGs
>inb4 scheduled windows 10 update
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN HAPPENED
>>341059749
>square is sony
i know its just bait by some faggot 14 year old but come on!
I'm getting serious Sasuke vibes from Notics.
>>341059140
No, 2.5 million cross-platform matches
Can you control any of the other characters in FFXV
>>341059919
I think they made a mistake streaming in 60fps because it makes the change that much more jarring
that final fantasy looked so bad holy shit
#XboxoneAndWindows10Exclusive
This game again? Could've sworn it was already out
>randomly generated anything being your first selling point
lmao
SANKU MOP
So now Forza is on PC, what exclusives does XBONE even have? Halo?
>party dies
>they mysteriously res to full heath without the player doing anything
Lol FF is dead.
DUDE DARK SHOOTERS LMAO
>>341060093
How did he win that I don't understand what he did then ice bombs?
>FF trailer
>Elder Scrolls music
>Spend 5 minutes hitting the thing's arm
>Suddenly a QTE
Holy fuck dead on arrival.
why the fuck is randomly generated advertised like a good thing?
>Division DLC
Can we stop using e3 to announce dlc?
Oh boy, dead game DLC!
Do these big publishers even give a fuck about game design anymore or is it all about muh STORY and muh EXPERIENCE?
>You're out
>QTE
I want to like FFXV but I can't
DUDE WE METRO NAW
THIS WAR IS MINE
>that FFXV footage
>has double the framerate than the demo on PS4
Welp, that's a PC version. Is there a title PC doesn't get in this E3?
TIME TO TRIGGER /v/
Recore surprised me
Didn't think it would be a full Platforming action game
Fucking hype
Did he say Battle 1?
>EP1C
Oh boy not this again.
Hype train derailed. RIP Tom Clancy
that was lame as fuck, thank you squenix
>People still play The Division
i want to see horses
HORSES
EPIC
P
I
C
FFXV will sell like under a million on xbox.
Why have them market it? Makes no sense.
>more BF1 shit
help me
>>341060436
Yeah that makes me happy
>>341060216
lmao
>people bought an xbox to go with their pc
>>341059981
IT'S YOU WHO'S OUT
OUT OF YOUR MIND GOBBIE
what's with this guy's forehead
Not historically accurate to WW1, fuck off DICE.
>>341060186
Yeah, I'm really not liking its look, it's like they wanted to make it an action game but no one at Squenix actually knows how to design action games, which calls the whole direction into question.
>>341060324
Yeah, that was pretty hilarious.
YES, WE CAN'T BOTHER TO GIVE YOU A NORMAL CAMPAIGN HERE HAVE SOME RANDOMLY GENERATED SHIT
Who is watching on the Xbox stream on the bone?
Join my party chat, faggots.
That literally made NOT want to buy FF15.
>>341060262
That's most likely godmode for the presentations, like always.
post yfw you realize we won't get a MGSV trailer this year
>>341060247
Halo is on PC...
OR WAS THAT THE POINT?
Holy fuck that FF demo was a fucking disaster.
What the fuck even happened.
>immediately followed by The Division DLC
Just fuck my conference up.
>Battlefield 1
We already went through this yesterday.
Hey guys, The Division right? We're all still playing...right?
>westacucks hated FFXV
There is no hope for you guys. Enjoy your Division and Shooter #1030020
Man, this has been terrible so far.
>>341060436
>made by one of the studios behind prime
>produced by a guy who has produced more platformers than probably anyone else ever
>surprised by it being a platformer
This has to be a joke. They have nothing to show except multiplats and DLC.
He keeps calling it Battle 1.
I slur my words too sometimes so I just keep getting a stab of empathy. :(
Oh a week early I'm going o jizz my pants
>Still shilling EA access
Fucking die EA
>Hey guys, this is the release date for Battlefield 1.
>Ok bye
>the dawn of all-out war: World War 1
IT'S CALLED WORLD WAR 1 BECAUSE IT WAS THE FIRST WAR, GUYS!
During the FF fight the player just ran around in small circles a bunch and like landed two attacks, then a cut-scene happened and they beat the giant guy.
Was it just time based?
>more shitty music
Joy.
What'd I miss, I jumped in from when Final Fantasy started.
THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME I HAVE SEEN THIS TRAILER IN LESS THAN A DAY
>>341060593
What do you mean?
XBone is stong in Murrica, so it's a good thing they're marketing it.
>showing the same shit they showed at the EA conference
Why even invite them?
LITERALLY THE SAME EXACT TRAILER YET AGAIN
>>341060701
>owning an xbone
Oh boy, this trailer is even better the third time.
>same fucking trailer for the third time
God fucking damn this e3 sucks
>>341060801
except he makes millions making toys for kids.
>in game footage
>Literally a cinematic
Well, I guess that takes place while you're playing the game..
>>341060359
Where have you been for the past however many years.
Good game design started dying near the start of last gen.
ReCore might have good game design though, I have faith in the Metroid Prime team.
>>341060706
why would you even want to buy it? It has DNF written all over it
>>341060793
Welcome to every E3 since 2006.
So what has been announced so far? I just joined the stream.
>>341060709
I hope so cuz it's been in every trailer so far.
>>341060793
They're coming soon, after 4 more segments.
Ok after conman taking $200 from me I was not expecting to like recore but damn it has to be the thing thats hyped me the most at this show so far. Looks like Armature still has it.
Yeah nigga! WWI up in dis piece. We wuz heroes and kingz.
>>341060781
Liking punching the hand and qte: 15
>>341060593
When you have 5 games a year, you're gonna hold onto anything, it's not like they have any sort of choice
>Battlefield 1
I thought there were other Battlefield games before this? Why are they calling it Battlefield 1?
>>341060929
>not owning l consoles
>>341060781
FFXV-kun pls go
I rate it a 5/10 just for showing that fucking trailer the third time. It's getting on my nerves.
Damn son, this guy has one Hell of a voice.
XBL IS FREE AHHHH
>>341061004
Yeah that's cool and all but my mom lets me have two wieners sometimes.
>>341061123
This meme is almost as stale as that trailer.
>>341061059
feces and nothing
just tuned in,what did i miss?
>not a single exclusive
>all of them are also win10
>even forza
not that i complain, this is actually great for me as i play only on PC
still, bravo microsoft, this will surely help you against sony
>>341060793
>multiplats
Probably most new xbone titles will also be for W10, that's been in the works for a while
>Kanye West/esque music
DROPPED
holy fuck, that stupid gameplay, will anyone ever make a ww1 game that plays anything like ww1 was fought
COMING NEXT
MOBILE GAME
INDIE GAMES
NEW GAME
NEW GAME MULTIPLAT
BIG GAME
BIG GAME
SMALL GAME
MEDIUM GAME
BIG GAME
>>341060781
I hate all of those, including ffxv
FFXII was the last good FF
>>341061256
More like Xbox live for PC.
>>341060786
Recore looks nice.
Hopefully they show Scalebound.
>>341061169
Battlefield started with 3 so now they're filling int he gaps with prequels.
please clap
>>341061028
I haven't played a console game in like 6 years. I just tune in to E3 every year to watch the industry get shittier and shittier.
>>341060781
Both versions are shit. They just moved from one type of cancer to another.
Hating this doesn't mean it was good before.
>>341061280
Literally nothing.
>The PC is so loved by all that it has TWO PRESS CONFERENCES IN E3
>>341060781
you're a fucking white male
>BACKGROUND MUSIC IS A FEATURE THEY'RE PROUD OF
>>341061227
Shut the fuck up Boco
>>341061324
not even close to kanye west you edgy faggot
kill yourself immediately
What did that guy yell?
I have a music player on me at all times though
>cheering for Cortana on xbone
>xboners get excited for background music
>>341060907
Xbox is strong but not the JRPG audience in xbox and we all know this.
Seriously makes no sense.
>miiverse for xbox
Yay.
Background music guys! It's over! Sony is kill!
>>341061608
Shut the fuck up, Boco
Literally not a single exclusive so far
>>341061345
>FFXII was the last good FF
>my favorite FF was the last good FF
Whoa...
>>341060781
FFXV is shit, did you even play the demos?
Wow Xbox One finally getting a feature that the PC was capable of for 100 years!
>Background music
Can't do it on this gen yet can do it on last gen :/
>xbox buying new servers in new regions
>sonys STILL using junk servers while charging to use them
I find it hilarious they think anyone cares about The Division.
>background music
this is a fucking 360 feature. did xbone really not have this???
This is going be a long day.
LFG
Diversity yes
nah I'm good
4chan is my community
>>341061608
thought I heard "HA HA"
>>341060781
Maybe people wouldn't hate it if they actually showed any gameplay worth a damn.
>>341061204
Man it's surprising but I think they might actually win this E3 just because they've been showing games instead of concept art.
>>341061280
That new Xbox we've seen before, costs $300
Most new xbox games have windows crossplay
Recore actually looks good, it's prime style platformer
Gears 4, new KI character, Forza
>Clubs
TOO FUCKING SOON
>>341061608
I didn't catch it either.
>>341061280
Gears 4 looks like shit
Australia racing
HAI EBRYWAN
Recore looks extremely shitty
Everything is on PC, Xbone is dead and MS clearly knows it
>>341060781
It looks like trash senpai
>Smack Hand
>Hand swipes left to right
>Keep getting hit
>Game tells you to just cast blizzaga and go into a cutscene to finish the mission
>wow enjoy ur fps lmao this is da game for da real gamurz
>Xbox live will have same features as Playstation
WEW LAD
>WoW shit on xbox live
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>341061695
But XII isn't my favorite, not at all.
Where's the D club?
>background music
This surely is the future
Wow firs they rip off Mii's
Now they rip off Miiverse
LFG
Can somebody do a quick update on what I've missed so far?
>XBONERS getting excited over shit like this
Imagine being this desperate to cheer for something LMAO
>>341061634
Does that make my xbone master chief?
We haz PCs n shiet
>we wuz esports
>>341061817
KEK
>>341061793
awww
>mfw the only good games are from fucking EA and Bethesda
embarrassing
What is this 'everyone can be a pro gamer now' meme
More like looking for anymore xbone players left
LFG furry ERP in the Division pls respond
>>341061823
>Recore looks extremely shitter
No it doesn't. Why would you say that?
>Division
>Minecraft
Stop name dropping these
>Literallly Miiverse
>Xbox live got LFG before Destiny did
>xbox S
>CORTANA
>CLUBS
>GROUP LOOKING
>ARENA
Where the fuck where you when Xbox WON s?
>>341061894
garbage games that can be played on windows 10, and xbox live shit
>MIIVERSE 2.0
>CORTANA
AHAHAHA
I'm just tuning into E3 to hear the Peggle 3 announcement. The wait has been long enough.
This conference has fallen off a fucking cliff since Recore
>we made a shitty version of challonge
Holy fuck. Is this the worst E3 OAT? There's not even funny cringe segments, it's just fucking NOTHING.
We miiverse now.
E
A
S
P
O
R
T
S
This dude is having a stroke
I'm not even laughing, this is just fucking sad I feel bad for this guy and I don't know why
>studio sditles
OH BOY IT'S MINECRAFTCHICK. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>EA SPORTS
>No applause
MOINEY
>>341061885
strikes me more as being like the similar feature on ps4. which is to say that clubs will start and end dead
>>341060907
>XBone is stong in Murrica
Tip top fucking kek!
Jesus, why do even bother watching Microshit's conference every year?
>>341062103
Was kinda looking for specific games lol
HOLY SHIT
FIFA
GAMING IS SAVED
>>341061728
Seriously why does he look so sad?
>those people that are on the wrong side of the stage
Are those the people that gave Halo 5 a 7/10?
>DIVERSE
DEM FUCKING THIGH THICC AS FUCK HOLY SHIT
>E3 will literally never be enjoyable again
>>341061763
Can't do it on playstation as well.
>>341061885
I've never been in the Miiverse.
All I know is that they like to call black people "niggers".
>mineshit
dedycated wam time
Minecraft? Really?
>>341062002
Stop it sonygger
Recore is great
NOT HER AGAIN
>>341062087
DELETE THIS.
ANYTHING M$ RELATED IS SHIT. SHIT!!!!
Minecraft
Made by autists for autists
>>341061690
>>341061795
>>341061819
"Cross-play!"
>MINECRAFT
MICROSOFT WINS AGAIN
what the fuck is wrong with her legs??
minecraft is still a thing?
anyone want to spitroast lydia with me?
Minecraft bitch is STILL around
Holy Shit fucking go away
Just came home, what'd I miss?
So far this E3 is the worst pile of shit I've ever seen.
>>341062339
T H I C
H
I
C
>Autism: The Game.
Here we go.
>Sex Persson
WOO WE HYPE FEATURES BECAUSE THERE'S NO GAMES TO BE HYPED ABOUT
>minecraft
WHY
>Minecraft
HOLY SHIT THAT MINECRAFT BITCHES THIGHS
>MINECRAFT
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HOW COULD THIS GET WORSE
>Minecraft
Microsoft started strong with the Xbone S, but everything else has been shitty.
>Hi-Rez
Did anyone catch that?
>>341062185
That's EA
>improving the online infrastructure and making online multiplayer easier to manage
This is pretty sweet.
Is this guy Irish or Scandinavian?
THICK
>twitch chat spamming thicc
What's wrong with people
>>341061876
Still, the whole muh x FF was the last good FF meme is annoying as shit
FWENDLY UPDATE
is the calvery here all of a sudden, Love?
>crossplay in minecraft
That's kind of interesting. Too bad I don't care about Minecraft any more.
Holy shit, this bald faggot looks like he's about the cry.
Chances they used the project sparks guy because he shares notch's last name?
MINECRAFT CROSSPLAY!?
Who cares...I'm not 12
Pope stream: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
>>341062437
>thicc
HNNNNNNNNG
DEM HIPS
THICCCCCCCCCC
T H I C C
I want to bounce her ass on my cock
The guy is literally autistic
FFXV looked so bad. It looked so fucking bad i dont believe this.
Ahaahahhaha grill!!! Yay friendly
Xbone have no players so they have all these cross platform titles so they have people to play with
>>341062452
Everything is on Windows10 Xbone is dead: the conference
Holy fuck that is so cool! I love friendship. ^^
Dedotated wam?
>>341062339
DAMN SON
THE FRIENDLY UPDATE
XBOX ONE AND WINDOWS 10 EX-
*CENSORED*
>>341062525
dedodated servers are good but what about dedodated wam?
>>341061581
>/esque
Edgefag that can't read good detected
How in the fuck is Minecraft still kicking so many years later?
>>341062570
Gears and Recore look great.
JEANS NEED TO BE TIGHTER
I want Minecraft girl to crush my skull between her thighs!
>friendliest update ever
>>341062638
THICC
ssssssssssssss
THICC THICC THICC
>>341062060
Are you blind? That trailer was fucking rough. The platforming looked floaty and awful, the gunplay looked wonky and mediocre. Nothing about that looked good. I can already tell it'll be getting 6/10 reviews at best.
ssssssss
>>341062807
Sounds legit
MINEYCRAFTA
HIGH-TEST
I
G
H
T
E
S
T
please stop
>Her avatar
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
It's literally the same shit THE SAME SHIT!!!
Where are the new shit MS!!?
>>341062648
Welcome to /v/. Everyone has to feel special.
>>341062638
She's got nice legs.
minecraft demo
SUDDENLY CARMACK
Minecraft still looks like shit I see.
JOHN!
>>341062309
Jesus, why do even bother watching E3 every year?
>KEKMACK HAS TO PLAY MINECRAFT ON VR
HAHAHAHHAAAAA
Didn't they show EXACTLY THIS SEGMENT last year?
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THOSE THIGHS
Has Carmack sold his soul?
>CARMACK
WAT
>using an iPad at the Microsoft conference
Carmack no
You guys need to remember that Microsoft owns Minecraft now
This is unavoidable
no carmack why
HELP IT'S THICC
>>341062858
Young kids.
I spent 6 months in Korea and all my elementary school students were in love with it.
>>341062752
Did you see how the guys playing looked at eachother and shrugged once the demo was done?
I think it was suppose to be much better but the dude just couldn't play.
mmmmmmmmm
John Carmack isn't actually alive is he?
JOHN WHY DID IT COME TO THIS
>minecraft
>2016
LADS?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU CARMACK
>>341062916
>trusting reviews
It's the only Windows 10 exclusive that actually looks original and fun, plus it's made by the devs that made the first Metroid Prime.
ON AN IPAD
ON MINECRAFT
FUCKING
XBOX ACHIEVEMENTS
>DEM THIGHS
I would visit her realm
OH SHIT MOTHERFUCKING CARMACK
THIS IS A FUCKING SKETCH
IT HAS TO BE
THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
>>341063062
b...but it was d..designed to look like s..shit
CARMACK ON THE STAGE
>an autist like carmack likes minecraft
no shit.
CRINGE LEVELS INCREASING
Lel, John Carmack:
>Minecraft is the holy grail.
>sudden kekmack
lel
CARMACK
>Carmack shilling this badly
>>341060907
FFX on Vita outsold XIII-3 on 360
Type-0 HD didn't even sell through its initial shipment on Xbone.
Americans might buy tons of CoD and Madden on Xbone, but they don't buy Final Fantasy on Xbone.
hahahahhahahahahahah autism overload
Oh no
Not Carmack
JOHN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>carmack shilling minecraft
poor carmack
JOHN CARMACK
CARMACK
REPEAT
CARMACK
FUCK
CAN I GET CARMACK WITH THE GAME??
would you fuck?
>Carmack
>to sell overpriced server hosting
Carmack what are you doing man?
What happened to you?
Hi everybody I want to talk to you about Minecraft.
Carmack sounds like a Jesse Eisenberg tier villain
>>341055095
Carmack going for that pussy
>Carmack
This is the most exciting reveal all day.
>APPLE PRODUCTS AT A MICROSOFT CONFERENCE
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>VR MinecraftLOL
Is this the cringiest MShit conference OAT?
Carmack I'm sorry you are no longer the best ex-id Carmack. Adrian has taken your crown.
>carmac
JUST
Carmack has fallen.
RIP
Im dying of cringe right now and i love it.
Come on where are the pics of this thick bitch
she is so cute ;3
What did they do to you carmack
How much are they paying you
HOLY SHIT
CARMACK
Finally a VR game with the right resolution settings for the headset
MINECRAFTCHICK
SHE'S A GIRL AND SHE'S INTO MINECRAFT
that's literally all she's got going for her...
Texture packs for windows 10???
NO WAY
>Minecraft
>friendly update
>realms
>crowd goes mild
HOLY KEK
IT'S THE CARMAKLE
What ever happened to that crazy VR 3D box thing from last E3?
THE MOST AUTISTIC MOMENT EVER CAPTURED ON SCREEN
>>341055095
this fucking minecraft showcase oh god just cringe me into oblivion
>2016
>Minecraft is still a thing
Oh my god, texture packs on PC!
>add-ons
Mods?
>>341063540
AYO HOL UP
GET A SCREENCAP FROM THE FRONT
SHE GOT DAT GAP
HAHAHAHA
CARMACK NOW HAS TO PLAY MINECRAFT WITH HIS OCULUS
THIS IS HOW FAR HE FELL
>the guy taking pictures of the thiccness
Muh sides
>NO CONTROLLER WITH XBOX SLIM CONSOLE
>>341063470
>Texture packs
>Add-ons
>Minecraft
How can sonyggers even compete?
>>341063610
>VR Minecraft
Already played it on the Vive, this isn't new.
PAID MODS CONFIRMED
> Notch just counting his money as his game he sold for 3bn is being milked to death
>>341063540
SHE HAS NO ASS
minecraft
ipad
oculus
carmack
T.H.E.F.U.C.K.
>>341062359
ya you can.
I don' know it looks fun.
this entire segment is to announce a pack for Mobile and Windows 10
This fucking Minecraft girl is a cutie, she's always so happy
>2016
>still playing autismcraft
LUL
>THIS MUSIC
I'm done.
>>341063786
What is this, thicc for ants?
>Ipad on microsoft presentation.
>carmack shiling minecraft.
God, this is bizarro world?
AYY LMAO
>AYY LMAO
AYY LMAO
>AYY LMAO
AYY LMAO
>AYY LMAO
AYY LMAO
>AYY LMAO
>Minecraft
What the fuck is this shit
AYY
>Minecraft
Please kill me
ACTUAL Minecraft mods are fucking amazing.
This seems like nothing.
>saw Minecraft
>went to take a piss and get a beer
>it's still going on
FUCK
>>341063268
None of that matters when the simple fact is that the trailer showcased a bad game.
Who's this literal semen demon she's making me cum >>341063786
>>341063870
I'm performing sudoku right now.
Seriously this has turned into a farce
I'm crying with laughter from the Carmack bit
>>341062858
Parents buying it for their kids as a "non-violent" game option. You'd be surprised how many parents show up at Gamestop asking for Minecraft. The irony is a lot ask for a Wii/WiiU version.
>>341063693
And the thighs.
this it boys. PC migration now!
>mods in Minecraft
Only took... a few gazillion years?
>>341063889
He's too busy whining about how he has no friends.
God damn those thighs are perfect
this is the most uncomfortable presentation ive ever seen
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
E3 isn't complete without some premium cringe
>Let's get out of here.
Was that in the script, or was it genuine?
>Let's get out of here
what?
LETS
GET
OUT
OF
HERE
>>341063610
Am currently on mute,senpai.
that is some high text right there
I bet Notch is just laughing his ass off on a pile of $100 bills when he sees MC being milked like this.
this nigga's mouth
>>341063956
>carmack shilling minecraft while using fucking cellphone VR
>you will never tell lydia how stupid her 1922 hairstyle looks
>>341063953
nice
>>341063771
> Oculus
Wasnt he using GearVR
ITS SO FRIENDLY
>"Minecraft Chick"
What the fuck it feels like your living and breathing in a mine craft world, god damn son.
>>341063949
they knew people would take pictures so they keep her zoomed out
wow they're making it hard for me to care about W10
>>341064057
Are you that weird guy that hangs around gamestop?
>Let's get out of here
>Applause
>>341064196
>cringe
the thicc makes it bearable
Did that Carmack part actually happen or was I hallucinating
CONTROLLER COLORS?!?!
THE FUCK, REALLY??
This is awful.
AYO BRING DAT THICC BITCH BACK NO ONE CARES ABOUT SHITTY COLORS
2 retards + carmack
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
>After a completely acceptable, if not a bit vanilla, presentation in 2015, M$ go straight back to Kinect-era cringe for 2016
What's next, fucking Don Mattrick is going to come out?
God, what happened?
>>341064108
well yeah, she's THICC too
thanks doc
this dude's face holy kek
>>341064196
I agree, Faust
Holy shit, seeing Carmack do that was just... wrong.
You can see how unnatural it was.
Dammit.
Carmack pls
>>341064360
Minecraft THICC
Thanks doc
>Lets get out of here
What did he mean by this?
DOCTOR HOOT
LOL
>those child bearing hips
glad theyre getting the garbage out of th way first
>>341064243
Your dillusional if you think Minecraft wasn't milked by notch himself before Microsoft bought it
Who /doctorhoot/ here?
microsoft paid like a billion dollars for that franchise so you're gonna get it every year from now on
They need to stop showing minecraft at E3, it always looks like shit.
THEME SONG
Reminder that Minecraft was literally /v/'s game 5 years ago
>>341064414
It happened.
I wish it hadn't.
T H I C C
Custom conrollers! Only 74.99!
Barf
J U S T
>Windows 10
So are 7 and 8.1 users just out of luck here? I think Vista is still supported too.
The controllers look good
>New conroller
>Bet they haven't fixed the bumpers
>be john carmack
>want to show something at e3
>have nothing to show
>they shove me into the shitty minecraft presentation
>make me stand in the back in the shadows
>won't even let me show my face
>hang myself with the oculus rift cord in my super 8 motel room that night
>>341063603
I had an iphone for 7years. 7 fucking years i was an ios fanboy. I bought an S6 two days ago and.... there is no comparison. android is a million times better. I mean, look at this. I am watching cringe 3 and shitposting at the same time on the same screen.
off topic. i just wanted to drop thid to ios users. Upgrade to android. Honestly, the freedom is overwhelming.
PIT BEAR
>Microsoft took notes from Nintendo and Dell
THE COLORS
JUST
PIMP
MY
CONTROLLER
UP
when controller colors are the best part of your conference, you fucked up pretty bad
im down just for the n64 nostalgia, but fuck...
>From the creators of Limbo
Oh.
>>341064559
>no screens yet
WHAT THE FUCK
I had to close the GiantBomb stream, man, have they always been such Microshills? Seems like they'll lap anything up if it's got XBAWKS written on it.
this is deffo the worst conference yet
Im going to make a daily dose controller
/HOOT/
/HOOT/
/HOOT/
great indy shit.
>>341064672
"Frank, what is this?"
Yes, now I can have my own pinku (pink) controller
>>341064457
TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME MORE
I'm glad Carmack had that shit covering his face. I'm positive we would have seen the shame and tears from his heartbroken eyes as he realizes how far he's fallen.
pretentious hipster bullshit
>>341064641
Looks jewish, no thanks
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED OG MY FUCKING GOD
the fuck was that
DEEP
INDIE
GAME
HOL UP
SO YOU SAYIN I CAN HAVE A DANK-ASS XBOX ONE CONTROLER BY GOING TO XBOX'S WEBSITE?!
Is this that shitty sneaking game?
CUSTOM MAID 3D 2 OCULUS VR ON E3 WHEN?
CUSTOM MAID 3D 2 OCULUS VR ON E3 WHEN?
CUSTOM MAID 3D 2 OCULUS VR ON E3 WHEN?
CUSTOM MAID 3D 2 OCULUS VR ON E3 WHEN?
CUSTOM MAID 3D 2 OCULUS VR ON E3 WHEN?
>>341064704
Noted
What the fuck was that even?
>>341064602
They paid 26 billion for LinkedIn. Next year we will see linkedin integration with xbox live.
This conference really cements the fact that the Xbox has absolutely fucking nothing going for it. As dead as the Wii U. At least this has some cringe and unintentional hilarity though.
>muh minimalism indie game
stop
2DEEP
>Indies shit
Nice shot, let's get outa here. God damn never watched e3 before this but I don't think I can handle this cringe.
>From the creators of Limbo
MASTERPIECE
IT'S INDIE
IT'S GREYSCALE
IT'S DEEP
>>341064959
No, that's MGSV.
>Best game he's ever played.
>>341064873
omglol
>>341064675
MS is really pushing for Windows 10 and will probably stop support of OS
THAT'S IT
I'M OUT
I CAN'T TAKE THS ANYMORE
THIS IS SO FUCKING AMAZING DUDE
>what is it
BEST GAME I EVER PLAYED
if you are excited about this game, do kill yourself
>Best game ever!
>All the shilling
DOCTOR HOOT
LIEUTENANT OF LIES! HE WORKS FOR TODD.
Oh god the amount of red flags this faggot has dropped in 10 seconds is amazing.
this is the worst E3 since the xbone launch conference
what the fuck was microsoft's 5 year plan?
I rate this conference 9/11 so far
>>341064397
No I work part time there. Parents show up asking for "kid friendly" games like Minecraft all the time. Why they buy an Xbox One for a 7 year old I will never know.
1000 GAMES IN DEVELOPMENT FOR XBOX ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and windows
Free limbo
HEY GUYS I JUST HAVE THE WEIRDEST DREAM
CARMACK APPEARED SPORTING AN OCULUS RIFF PLAYING MINECRAFT
HAHAHAHA IT WAS HILARIOUS
>cuphead
Alright I don't need to see any more.
>>341064749
This is by far the best conference yet, just by virtue of all the others being horrible. You're delusional.
>Americans are so used to obesity that they think THICC is sexy
>>341065049
It isn't cringe you fucking moron. It's just awful and boring.
INDIE KIDDIE CORNER
AEIOU
JOHN MADDEN
HL3 SCREENS LEAKED
where were you when xbox won e3?
>space simulator
That;s cool
Still can't get over those thighs man.
JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
>>341065010
As of this conferemce, the Xbox one is objectively a better buy than the PS4
Is it me or has E3 become the Eurovision of gaming?
CUPHEAD IS NEVER COMING OUT
STOP LYING TO US
WE ALL KNOW IT'S JUST VAPORWARE
>those 2 seconds of Yooka Laylee
Literally the best moment so far.
>>341065134
Yeah, that's so strange, they never stopped supporting their previous OSs like W98 and DOS.
>>341065308
BRBRBRB RBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
>>341065340
More like "Where were you when Microsoft made the Xbox irrelevant?"
>>341065262
every conference has been terrible
literally nothing good about this conference so far and we're 50 minutes into it.
You're delusional if you think it's been better than any other so far.
Actually excited for Hand of Fate 2, loved the first game.
some of those look good.
>>341065327ayy
>>341065412
Get a grip, you fucking furry.
>Slime Rancher
XBONE WINS, EAT SHIT SONYKEKS.
>SHITTY MEME EARLY ACCESS GAMES
fucking hell
>>341065284
Europoors are so used to no potato that not seeing skeleton is gross.
what was that Samurai turn based strategy game called?
For those you who have already bark ark
>>341062359
Spotify
Wasn't this guy on White Collar?
>>341065393
They're showing it 3rd year in a row
BARK ARK
>>341065382
Nice delusion, xboner
>Hand of Fate 2
cool
The indie games look leagues better than all the triple A titles so far.
I'M SO BORED
YEH
.....pretty cool, yeah...
>some of you that already bark ark
KEK
>>341065572
Hilary?
>>341065262
Are you daft? You're really enamored by Microsoft you delusional faggot.
>early access
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EARLY ACCESS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EPIC
FYI
Windows 10 isn't STEAM
it's still a Microsoft platform
More early access? Yes please!
>rule breakers
>shows playtonic's yooka-layleemicrosoft knows their little elves that left rare are already breaking their master's rules
can a cute anime make a new thread for me please?
Oh shit, We Happy Few
>>341065585
Idort actually.
Thanks for outing yourself as a sonygger.
Sorry you're getting none of these games.
>Game preview
Please stop with this shit already,
>pretentious quote at the start
Oh boy count me excited.
I really hope this gets better
Bethesda fucking shilled DLC and still had a better show
>>341065441
more like "where were you when xbox won e3?"
>We Happy Few
Cool a game I was already interested in is getting some new stuff shown.
>>341065515
Fuck off, Levy.
>>341065474
It's been literally _nothing_ but games, PC game announcements, new features and custom controllers. How the hell has it been bad other than Gears 4 and FF15 looking shit
Stop talking about DayZ. It's not real, and will never happen
>ark and a bunch of unfinished shit
>1984 the game
Why tho
EARLY ACCESS WILL BE ON EVERYTHING, GAMES WILL NEVER BE COMPLETE
What the fuck was that moon thing? I want a good moon game
>>341065536
Burnsome calories
haha oh look it's bioshock
>game starts with a quote
>>341065382
Does it feel bad that MS made you do this instead of paying you to go to E3 to pretend to cheer like the rest of the shills in that audience?
9.5/10 for the conference so far, they've almost nailed completely everything, not to mention that respectful message at the beginning regarding the shooting. Kudos Microsoft!
>>341065798
>Sorry you're getting none of these games.
>take some Joy
>>341065823
All these games are lame ass rehashed shit.
TAKE THE RED PILL
Fuck I miss the thighs.
>>341065838
Seems more like Brave New World with the pills.
PUSSY
>>341065194
watching based chris evans, the only good cape shit, laugh is more fun than this fucking boring conference.
>>341065382
You've seen like 5 games and none of them are exclusives besides 2 of them you fucking retard
>take joy
dude what the FUCK is this
WHO GIVES A SHIT
>>341065823
Games we already know about, nothing new has come from this conference and if it has it's so bad I've already forgot about it.
>>341065382
Reply
PINATA
OMG NEW BIOSHOCK
PUSSY
>>341066019
where are the thighs caps?
>calling her thicc
you disgust me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_5SI1lYezw
>we want the brave new world audience
>>341065987
We got the Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy down in our heart...
>>341066148
>her
>>341066024
Yeah, I guessed 1984 before he pulled out the pills
>Shitty derivative walking simulator
I can just watch Brazil you know.
>First to console
Walking simulator?
>People need to take pills to be happy
Interesting
>press X to take Joy
This game looks like fucking garbage.
>>341066280
It's a stealth game. We've seen actual gameplay with fighting at shit already.
Whoa, 1984 and The Island with A Brave New World via the 1970s. Whoo
>>341066148
I'm a desperate 26 year old virgin and I absolutely would not fuck this. She's ugly, not thicc at all, and plays fucking Minecraft.
>>341066148
The top half is irrelevant. It's all about dem luscious thighs
>western videogames
>>341065290
Watching people knowingly pretend their pre planned speeches and gameplay are spotanious actions is pretty cringe in my opinion. Awful and boring is also correct though. You must be mad that they haven't mentioned call of duty yet huh?
99 INSIGHT
What the fuck am i watching
what the fuck is this entire conference
Why is this on Early Access? Why would you want to play an unfinished walking simulator?
how boring
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGOMGOMGOMGOMGMGOMOGMGMOGMOG
>He's a Downie
>oh my lord hes a downer
>tfw
This game actualyl looks really fucking cool
THIS IS THE EDGIEST E3 I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
/v/ is full of downers
>>341066327
Down in our heart tonight.
>>341066325
really makes you think...
Who /downer/ here?
WHERE IS FUCKING ELIZABETH
>A DOWNER
actually quite like the look of this game
>Downer
DUDE
JOY
LMAO
>Being forced to be happy to do garbage shit in real time
>>>>>>>>>BEING DEPRESSED IN ANARCHY
Okay that's pretty fucking nice
>>341066514
EQUILIBRIUM: THE GAME
WHAT IS THIS CONFERENCE
WHAT IS THIS
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING GAMES
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
A clockwork soma?
Edgy.
>>341066561
you call THIS edgy? psssssh
SNORT KEECHHH KECHHH THAT WAS GREAT HEHE KCHHHH NICE
>>341066485
You need to get out of the house more if you think this is cringe.
Of course they heavily prepared their presentations. This is their biggest marketing opportunity of the year. You actually think these giant companies would let their spokesman come out here and say what they want?
>>341066685
kekek
LEL NICE MAKE UP
>We Happy Few
Didn't I play that shit on Early Access like 4 years ago?
a decent game?? wtf?
BUY A PS4 PLEASE!!!!
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY'RE NOT GETTING ANY OF THESE GAMES!!!
NEW FRED WHEN
>don't take the red pill to be happy
JEWISH TRICKS CONFIRMED
Gwent time bitches
This looked awesome, I want to dabble in that world.
>medicine is all manufactured badness
wow really makes u think
so deep
Doesn't seem that bad to be quite honest
>Spanish custom
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU
MEXICANS AREN'T SPANISH YOU DUMB CUNT
Gwent
GWENT CONFIRMED
what
I AM THE WILD CARD
>another fucking card battle game
BRING BACK THE THIGHS
GWENT MOTHER FUCKERS!
Oh my lord he´s a boner!
Oh boy, now comes the witcher circlejerk.
>ANOTHER CARD GAME
ANOTHER CARD GAME
>ANOTHER CARD GAME
ANOTHER CARD GAME
>ANOTHER CARD GAME
ANOTHER CARD GAME
>ANOTHER CARD GAME
ANOTHER CARD GAME
ANOTHER FUCKING CARD
WITCHER YOU FUCKING SELL OUT
Nobody cares about your minigame
A Very Independent Developer!
CDProjekt making a card game! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Gaming is dead, burn your computers.
>oh shit cyberpunk
nope
>card games
>Shitty hearthstone cash in
>A REAL PASSION PROJEKT
A FUCKING CARD GAME
>more card games
get that shit outta my face unless it's on motorcycles
>>341067084
they were getting spammed about making it lel
>>341067084
>Nobody cares about your minigame
Lies.
filthy lies
>that guy who spies and saboteurs every game
another fucking card game
for consoles
fuck sake who even gives a shit
no one gives a shit
Back to /tg/ faggot
FUCK OFF /tg/ STOP INVADING MY HOBBY
>the first new video game shown is fucking Gwent
Oh please, anything that looks okay looks great because of how SHIT E3 has been.
HEARTHSTONE LITERALLY BTFO !!
>>341065919
>>341066115
Idiots.
Are there really people that liked Gwent? I thought that shit was terrible and never touched it after the first time it forces you to try it.
>People said to turn the minigame into a full game
>They did
This is literally the Nintendo approach of shit design
>BASED ON SKILL
HOLY SHIT WHAT A MADMAN
Yo, fuck you guys, Gwent was the most fun I had in Witcher 3
>your dik is the army that fights for you
>virtual card game(s)
>>341067358
>the first new video game is a card game
W e w
>>341066962
>Expecting better from Americucks
>no Nilfgaard
FUCKING DROPPED
>>341067503
I don't think you played the game right then.
>cdprojekt
>card game
>tfw that tweet from doritos pope was a fucking lie
This is a neat looking smartphone game
oh god we're actually going to have to rely on Sony to save E3
>Everyone wanting that easy f2p e-cardgame money
I had a bit of faith in the polacks
>>341067351
>/tg/
>this tasteless
The problem isn't that the conference is bad. It's that it's so boring that you faggot cunt kings can't make memes out of this.
>this is why cyberpunk is late
>this is why cyberpunk is late
>this is why cyberpunk is late5
>this is why cyberpunk is late
>this is why cyberpunk is late4
>this is why cyberpunk is late
>this is why cyberpunk is late
>this is why cyberpunk is late3
>this is why cyberpunk is late
>this is why cyberpunk is late
>this is why cyberpunk is late2
>this is why cyberpunk is late1
>this is why cyberpunk is late
>this is why cyberpunk is late
>this is why cyberpunk is late
TEKKEN ON PC?????????
>>341067440
I have no clue cuz as far as cardgames went it was so shit.
>>341067470
It's hilarious because unlike other card games Gwent was entirely dependent on a single draw. Get a bad starting hand and you can't win.
>complete silence from the crowd
Fuck you guys too
>witcher card game nutaku using sex cards
Would you play it?
TEKKEN
>tekken on xbox
what the absolute fuck
Didn't they already make one of these?
NANI
>>341067414
It looks worse than Bioshock.
T E K K E N B O Y S
>>341067869
Tag2 was even on Wii U
I could see this being okay if it's a budget release. But you know it's not gonna be. And you know people will drop hundreds to get that one rare card.
>Another TekkenxSF
LEL
nobody cared about Gwent. When the game came out we all asked what happened to the dice game?
>>341067869
Tekken hasn't been a PS exclusive for years, senpai.
>>341067859
i know right. finally something good from this boring shit
>>341067986
Someone get a pic of that.
NANI?!
>Bandai Namco
>it's not Idolmaster localization
I never get what I want.
DID HE JUT SAY NANI?!?
ok this is the most hype shit
based xbox
>NANI?!?!?!?!
i hope they nerfed spies.
>Boasts Killer Instinct as Xbox's most popular fighter
>Announces Tekken
absolute madmen
NANI?!?!
>>341067084
This was inevitable. My room mate spent a month playing this card game at the tavern on release and still hasn't beaten the game
MICROSOFT KEKED TEKKENFAGS
NANI X2
The first TekkenxSF was shit, though, wasn't it?
>>341055095
who /josephjoestar/ here?
OH MY GOD
>>341068038
Nah, Akuma's a guest character in Tekken 7. This was confirmed months ago.
>>341067949
the strreet fighter and the teken guy had a deal.
That made a street fighter with tekken characters
and now they are making a tekken with street fighter chars.
NANI?!?!??!
>>341068160
nilfgaard isn't even part of the game so there's already a lot fewer of them
Cool anime, Microsoft.
NANI!?!!?/?!?!
>NANI!?!!?/?!?!
NANI!?!!?/?!?!
>NANI!?!!?/?!?!
NANI!?!!?/?!?!
>NANI!?!!?/?!?!
NANI!?!!?/?!?!
>NANI!?!!?/?!?!
NANI!?!!?/?!?!
>NANI!?!!?/?!?!
>>341068049
damn where have I been
N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NANI?!
FUCKING HARADA.
Fuck that was actually pretty impressive.
>>341068293
Ah. I see.
I heard it was trash though.
Wut
WHAT THE FUCK
>Early 2017
HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO WAIT, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRIST, THIS GAME CAME OUT IN 2015
2
0
1
5
He's a meme the first of e3
>ching chong wing wong ping ching wing ching pong
WHY THE FUCK IS HE WEARING A BATHROBE HAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKIN AUTIST
What the actual fuck is this Mexican looking Jap wearing?
>This fucking guy
>gook manlet
WHERE THE FUCK IS TEKKEN X STREET FIGHTER
>Steve Blum
>Sensei San
What more could you want?
DIDN'T CONFIRM PC
HARADA
>>341068418
Seriously why is harada in a kimono to announce a game that's already out in japan.
![Censure+of+catgirls+is+not+acceptable_a0e203_5384676[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/i89nowc.png "Censure+of+catgirls+is+not+acceptable a0e203 5384676[1]")
>BASED HARADA
fuck I love how extravagant japanese developers can be, makes me miss 2010 Konami
>>341068676
After Tekken 7 hopefully.
who the fuck is this weeb?
DEAD RISING?
Merry Christmas /v/
>tekken tag tournament FREE with xbones backwards compatability
SONYGGERS LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
Can the stream please show the fucking screen please.
Where were you when Microsoft saved PC gaming?
>>341068743
He's always had my respect for calling out scrubs complaining about characters by telling them to stop sucking.
FRANK IS BACK
>>341068740
He doesn't give a fuck about E3 like any reasonable man, so he went in his pajamas. If you're going to shit, you may as well be comfy.
>>341068339
there's a screenshot of dijkstra that says you draw 2 cards, one face up and one face down, and only take one and put the other back in the deck so thats a start
DEAD RISING 4
>>341068620
>Not knowing about Harada-sama
>wearing a robe
>and sunglasses
>controller in hands
fucking japs
HOLY FUCK YES
>>341068868
Best fucking thing in this whole damn shit fest.
>lol its tekken x street fighter
I have a feeling most of you are watching Bro Teams stream
Why was Triceracop in deadrising?
focus the camera on the screen for fucks sake
>Dead Rising 4 is Saint's Row Xmas Deadpool Magic
Oh... kay
thicc blonde
NEW THREAD WHERE
>>341068997
He's funnier on Twitter than Kamiya tbqh
>after the death of a beloved character
>laughs
THIIIGHSSSSSSSSSS
I already have Tekken tag through backwards though
FRANKISBACK
>>341069135
KIDS ARE WATCHING THIS
>>341066809
What? Of course there not going to let them wing their presentation, more relaxed, comfortable people selling their games would help me watch the gameplay more and not have laugh or CRINGE at their terrible on stage presence.
>>341069216
I noticed it too, what the fuck lady?
P A G E 1 0
>>341069216
This bitch just came out and spoiled like 5 games. Why are women allowed to present again?
>>341069210
BASED
THICC MILF
Remember sunset overdrive ?
Yeah, we neither.
>>341069165
Every one complained about the Deadrising 3 trailers being to brown serious and grim dark so this is a big fuck you to those faggots
>Talk about the loss of a beloved character
>starts laughing
why do we consider women human again????
![kensama[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6UAxrAW.jpg "kensama[1]")
