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Microsoft press conference starting in 10 minutes.
i'm not expecting much
>>341051950
Couldn't be any worse than EA and Bethesda.
Very comfy.
>>341052161
this, especially EA
prey at the very least got me somewhat excited
no gameplay though so meh
why
why do i have to be sick during E3
Holy shit, just woke up right in time for the M$ conference. Lucky~
>da recent tradegy
good job phil
>tradegy
rip fags
we comfy here
is this the laidback chill thread?
Cars already? Thanks MS
HOUSE OF CARDS
TV TV TV
>xbone slim
>still big as fuck
Xbox slim WOOOOOOOOOO
[cheering and applauding]
should I watch PC show or Ubisoft? Can't watch both
SUBTITLES OFF
It's so small he couldn't even show it on stage in hand.
all those people wearing the same shirt is creeping me out.
What's up with the subtitles do any of the streams have them off?
>already with a new console
Who started this meme? It has no games
based comfybros
it's a pleasure
>>341054027
I'm just going to have them both on at the same time and mute between as interesting things happen
PC WON
Well they're not wasting any time. That's pretty refreshing after the EA show
>xbox small
doesn't sound as good
fuck yes. cross buy
now you can play a mediocre game on jew10
windows 10 wins E3
PC WNDOWS 10 BRAH!
UPDATE NOW!
Oh fug he is holding a controller, we get to start off with some gameplay nioce
this is pretty dank desu
>new Gears
>Both platforms and crossplay
Neat
>>341054027
PC show was pretty comfy and substantive last year. Ubisoft is always shitty
The PC show was basically setup like a talk show where they interviewed developers and spoke about video games. I enjoyed it.
>CROSSBUY
>CROSSPLAY
>5 MINUTES IN
>LET'S PLAY GAMES
Well better than the shitshows yesterday.
wud bang
>>341054364
Xbox Short Small when?
>p-p-p-please update p-p-pls
>th-this a-audience isn't p-paid or a-anything
>>341051663
Where were you when microsoft shoot to the XBOX DIVISION?
Laura Bailey a qt
XBOX HUGE
xbox smol
I can see this working
>twitch is faster but has 20% of screen covered
>youtube is higher qualit
help
>waifu voice actress
good conference so far
>>341054634
Ubi has the memery though
Going well so far. Can't wait to see how they fuck it up.
>XBOX ONE...
>AND WINDOWS 10
>EXCLUSIVE
c'mon guys, it's ((free))
but bored of gears not gonna lie lads
>>341054883
Please don't type in caps in the comfy thread
>>341054883
At least they're honest and don't say. "Sony exclusive!" *Also on PC.
>Fucking chainsaw on my gun
>still use a fucking knife
Good starting price and it looks actually nice.
In distant future, i might consider getting one
how can i be comfy when this gears lady has noodle arms even though the movement assisted armor would snap her bones in half
>hey we are being shot down
>let me get in clear sight
>>341055084
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS???????????????????????????????????????????????????
Jesus christ who finds this shit fun? I played this game a million times before.
This voice acting is really bad
No sense of urgency, just reading from a script
>take that!
>black character is a meme again
>>341055249
go to sticky, please
>wordswordswords
It's kinda annoying already lads
we're actually seeing gameplay instead of trailers. huge improvement over yesterday even though I don't care about GoW
jesus christ, Gears is bad.
>>341055343
So it's just a cheesy shootan. What a surprise.
>YU NEED A PICK ME UP
LEL
>>341055343
This Kate character looks straight out of Life is Strange
Nice to see more strong, powerful, female protagonists.
>>341055343
Agreed. This token black guy is like a tryhard Cole Train impression and it's annoying me. They should've just had old man cole if they wanted his humor.
>>341055343
Yeah, there's also unnecessary quips between them that feel really fucking cheesy and pointless. People don't actually talk like this and even then marcus and don's quips made sense and were even funny, not to mention THE COLE TRAIN BABY.
This is just shit.
>>341054823
try ign anon
silky smooth huh?
>>341055553
It's pretty much obligatory at this point.
The cucks will get rump rustled if they don't see one. They'll still find something to whine about though, there is literally no point in trying to appease these cunts.
>>341055621
This is the co-op campaign right? They might show up again in the singleplayer, unless this is it.
>all this time to present a boring uninspired tps
epic
at least it's gameplay, I guess??
So yeah I love Gears of War press conference
gears would be fun if they combined ratchet & clank weapons with gore
Not watching stream because my internet doesn't want me too.
Besides Gears, anything else happened yet?
>Xbox one exclusive, also available on PC
>>341055671
thank you dank animu frog
>>341055428
i know what you mean. everything is narrated so heavily. unfortunately the voice acting is mediocre
>Tfw watching and my co-worker and his gf are watching next to me
>Sitting there laughing and screaming at every "funny" twitch meme they see
>They have shitty opinions like "Xbox One S with crossplay just made PC worthless"Obviously the opposite
>Cant even hear the conference because they wont shut the fuck up and not comment on everything
MINIMUM COMFY ACHIEVED.
aww no dude a big gorilla monster haha how will the boys get out of this one
>censored speech
really?
>>341054823
gamespot
MARKUUUUSS
MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFE
MY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
censored?
really?
Your g_________
Burning my what?
Wait they're burning their what?
>that censor
kek
these characters talk too much in combat
wait really? no cursing?
>stronk angry latina womyn who needs no swarm
LEL
Did the sound just cut out?
>ITT: asspained fags who will NEVER EVER get to play this game
"WE HAVE TO X!"
"ANY IDEAS???"
"[INSERT TACTICAL COMMAND HERE]"
"HAHA! WHY DID THE SWARM CROSS THE STREET? TO MEET MY CHAINSAW!! XD"
I love the rich dialogue and character moments in this game
>>341055548
holy shit
>>341055983
they should stop to make console already. There is literally nothing better than make a partition with W10 just to play vidya and W7 for steam and everything else
what's a good comfy game to play while watching E3 that isn't a roguelite/like or hearthstone?
I RECOGNISE HIM YEEEEEEAH
>we can show people getting chainsawed in half, but bad words are a no no
>>341056271
Yes
>>341056206
Yep. Not sure if they think this "dynamic" dialogue is supposed to be appealing or something.
>people actually cheering for marcus
top kek
>Community Manager
>Black man
So that's why the community is killing itself
>Killer Instinct
Oh hey this exists
>old man Marcus
seems cool enough
Here come the niggers
lolfightgames
This damn employee crowd, lmaoing my ass off
>2006: GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH
>2016: [censored]
and you said it would stop at animu titties
>Only 2 people clap
We're gonna burn your gosh darn butts to the rootin tootin ground.
>MS employees fake cheers
>7 million players
>only 2.5 million matches
what?
fuck these shills in the audience.
>Most played fighting gameon Xbox One
lol
>THEY COULDN'T AFFORD MARCUS
WE
>not the Cole Train
>>341056402
>Windows 7
I think you mean Linux. An operating system that actually respects your freedom.
>most played
>only 7 million
>killer instinct
-sigh-
Is KI cross-play? Like if I buy the PC version right now I could play with Bone players?
Killah Instinctah
Oh boy racing games
crikey m8
>raam in KI
what else was leaked
>cars
>chris isaac cover
nah
>>341056798
2.5 mil matches
>a lot
>>341056937
Yes. I do that a lot myself.
This is basically a Windows 10 conference
>>341056876
THIS
He was literally the only memerable character in the entire series how is he not THE guy
>Forca... with Adele
WHEN WILL THE WINDOWS 10 MEME END
REEEEEEEEEEEE
/a/ gtfo
what's the point of owning an xbox?
>man, those grafix
>kangaroos, it looks like a nature simulator
>car
>oh
>close tab
![Screen%20Shot%202015-02-11%20at%205.04.41%20PM[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/cFLnioC.png "Screen%20Shot%202015-02-11%20at%205.04.41%20PM[1]")
DEM JOEYS THO
>Insert annual Forza here
>racing
>>341057181
Too lazy/retarded to build a PC or connect it to the TV?
>forza on pc
nice
>>341057106
Go back to the sticky, anon,
>Welcome to Australia
ABANDON SHIP
Go on bring out a real car I know you want to.
WELCOME TO AUSTALIA
water looked like shit tbqh.
>>341057181
Only basement dwellers play on computers.
>playing Forza when DiRT Rally exists
>fortza
>Forza
THERE IS NO T STOP PLZ
How do I skip past this?
W I D E B O D Y K A R E N
STRAYA
>that laugh
>Australia
crikey
>>341057254
Jesus are you me? I thought that it could be a new Afrika but nope.
Fuckin Straya!
>>341057106
Its the future anon, just accept it.
>>341056929
Even XP is better than shitty lunix
>forza gameplay preview
It's a fucking racing game who on the planet doesn't know how this shit plays
>and windows 10
so they've just given up on the XBone then?
>driving on the beach like that
>>341057181
because your laptop is too weak to play recent games? do you pcucks think desktops are even popular?
I'm going to fuck one of you cute anime posters
open your eyes terrance
>>341057181
it a easy set up,for kids and family
>Fort zuh
U wot m8
>>341057265
>a door woulda be nice segment
>proceeds to get in immediately in the race/photo segment
I dig the offroad racing, though.
>our game is so boring we better have 4 demos of it at once
>using a controller on PC.
>token negro and a woman
How much do you want to bet that this is pre-recorded gameplay, and that they're just pretending to drive the cars?
Holy shit
Forza Horison 3 is set in Australia
C U N T
U
N
T
SPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORT
>SPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORT
SPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORT
>SPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORT
this is all to hectic
>Was actually tempted to get a Bone because of the Xbone S
>EXCLUSIVE TO XBOX AND PC
What is even the point?
>>341057181
It's a PC for retards.
>>341057592
you could say the same for any game. do you only want to see indies?
>single button press
Not a half-press?
This actually doesn't look bad
I actually miss the days of M$ shilling out Kinect. At least that shit was entertaining. This is just dull.
>>341057906
Of course it is. The chances of fucking up by crashing are much too high, especially with all these obstacles.
>people don't like horizon
what?
>>341058016
>windows 10
those fake "OHHHS"
>racing an m4 and lambo on dirt
>fartza
lmao
>>341057883
For driving games it's worthwhile if you don't have a wheel
>>341058016
You can either get an Xbone of rive in to the botnet.
>huge tires on the back of the truck
PIGFAT
>COMING EXCLUSIVELY TO..
XBOX ONE
...
...
andwindows10pleasedon'tnotice
Forza looks lit senpai
>MFW JUST BUILD A GOD TIER GAMING PC
>MFW ALL XBOX EXCLUSIVES ARE NOW ON PC
>TFW EVERY SINGLE PORT WILL BE BROKEN AS FUCK
Not sure quite how to feel about this
>just casually racing a fucking Lamborghini on dirt and on the FUCKING BEACH at highspeed
>>341058213
Not to mention that there's also a woman driver.
Oh cool, ReCore gameplay
>Oh hey its that game that was unveiled last year!
>Oh....its just another fucking shooter now
>>341058257
>not just make a partition and using it just for play vidya.
It's a 30 minutes work m8.
lets go pal
why do all these modern trailers have the worst fucking music possible.
>>341058436
They released some free to play forza game on PC and I've heard it runs really well.
>>341058391
You're retarded they're clearly throwing in Windows 10 at every turn because it's their main priority. This is Microsoft, they make operating system remember?
oh hey it's dog
>that sad "wooah"
>this music
why
>>341058579
Because house is currently the musique du jour.
When does Rockstar go?
KINGDOM HEARTS 3 PC BEREIVE HERRO
>Final Fantasy 15
SONY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>341058579
Because everyone is dead inside
Well, the girl looks cute and it has robuts.
Really want to see more Recore
HARRO ERRYWAN
>all this kickass robots
>can only play as the girl while using the robots as shitty partners
EVERY FUCKING TIME
LET ME PLAY AS THE ROBOTS/ALIENS/MONSTERS FOR ONCE, FUCK
>>341058579
One of these times I really hope that someone surprises us by playing some Soul Reaver style shit, instead of the normal rap/pop shit.
HAPPENING
>Japs without translators
WHYYY
>>341058090
Press button to invite your friend to a parallel universe.
What's a good stream that focuses on the actual trailer instead of cutting to a wide shot of the set that I've seen a million fucking times?
>>341058503
And that's all we get, because why show off an Xbone exclusive when you can show off FF XV.
NOT ENGRISH AGAIN, THIS IS NOT COMFY
>>341058579
yeah, get some dadrock instead
d'awwwww he thinks he can speak english. so cute.
Here come the chinks and weebs
>All these "exclusives" coming to Windows 10
>My face when I upgraded recently
Take it away Map!
Why are they fighting the protoss drone?
previous ff games BTFO
Combat in Recore doesn't look great. Hope it's more of a puzzle game with the different things the Core can turn into.
>>341059046
they're called Chinese you racist
>this edgy weeb garbage
Final Fantasy is a terrible series.
surprised they didn't censor crap
Remember when E3 used to be all claps and didn't have the current normie and millenial fags screaming BWWOOOOOOOooooOOOOOO after every presentation?
Wow 15 looks like shit on Xbone I mean those textures are painful
>QTE out the ass
>"fluid combat"
lmao
>he blocked a giants hand with a sword
fuck this game. final fantasy is dead.
>>341059078
That's the raw E3 stream, nothing to be done.
IS THAT FUCKING SONIC VOICE
this is what happens when you dont use prerecorded gameplay
new elder scrolls game nice.
Based Shimomura soundtracks
Is this HD shadow of the colossus?
FF13 burned me out from next 20 sequels, they need to die already
MMMMMMM
>>341059456
Just like my Chinese cartoons
why is there a dildo circle
This guy is just getting knocked around
Why did they pick this to show off
>Hold X to warp
This is one of the shittiest boss battles i've ever seen
GET REKT SON
Well the AI is as dumb as pancakes
DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN DODGE THE ARM YOU FUCK
>>341059375
The part that matters is that you do the QTEs as a QT Animu boi
This is why we record gameplay beforehand
HOLY FUCK WHY DO THEY GET PEOPLE SO BAD TO PRESENT THEIR GAMES
IT'S LIKE I'M WATCHING A DARK SOULS BOSS FIGHT
>dodge Titan
>clip through arm
after shadow of the collosus, fighting fuckhuge oppoenents looks awkward in other games
>>341059493
Shit really? Could've sworn past E3s sites have had their own crew.
>>341059319
IGN stream was censored when that girl spoke at the end in the Gears trailer. The last sentence was left out, not even a peeep or something.
>>341059219
Your face has the ability to dance to smooth jazz?
Wow. He's...really bad a this.
i really feel like this was the wrong thing to show off. this doesn't look good
Why the fuck do japs like using orchestral music for boss fights?
Shits lame as fuck
jesus christ, even Xenoblade X has better comat
>He's getting BTFO by the boss
Is this chink from Polygon?
has this guy ever played the fucking game?
AHAHHAHA
HOW DID THEY MAKE IT LOOK SO FUCKING BORING
>those awful sound effects
Pre order cancelled. What the fuck?
>I've messed up, I can not go back to Japan
its happening again
lmao is he supposed to be getting his ass kicked?
>RPG with QTE
>YOU'RE OUT!
SERIOUSLY IS THIS FUCKING SONIC VOICE?!
>it's a 'you fight a giant boss at chest level and he swipes at you with his fists' episode
This is the worst Microsoft conference ever, how can they fuck up so much? they have literally nothing and the only interesting new game they had to show (recore) was only a 40 second trailer with little gameplay
Senpai will not forgive Matthew for that fucked up demo.
>literally not a single exclusive
>people bought an xbone to go with their pc
[APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]
that looked poor
damn son got fired
>HOLD X TO WARP
This looks so awkward, even when it's just the game doing a QTE cinematic bit it looks awkward.
>That was great!
he's too adorable for e3
Engrish is so fucking cute
feptember fertieth
Is this an original IP?
>Big moment was a QTE
THAT WAS GREAT!
>THAT WAS GR8.
LOLOLKEK
holy shit, ff15 looks awful.
>>>Japanese games have the best gameplay
>It's a QTE fight
Oh my god FFXV looks so fucking dog shit lmao.
You cannot make this shit up.
What the fuck was that crap?
>>341060142
On Xbox Juan
FEEFDEEEN
ENOUGH WITH THIS GOD AWFUL MUSIC
WHO EVER PICKED THESE SONGS THIS YEAR SHOULD BE FIRED
OH YES MORE NOT WW1
>division expansion pack
gibe moar money for ded gaem
>niggerfield again
>>341060035
>shitposter doesn't realize windows 10 has xbox built into it
>press b to win
Fuck off with the 3rd party shit, we already saw BF1
WE GO FROM ENGRISH
TO SWEDRISH
oh this sounds goo-
>the division
ffs.
>>341060210
Worked for wrath of Asura and Kingdom Hearts
Im starting to regret my ff15 preorder
battle 1
>Battle One
What a faggot
>>341060253
>sonyponies waited 80 years for this mess and it's not even exclusive anymore
>"for you"
UUUU
Oh great more battlefield 1
Yay for more butchered history.
Why Battlefield again? Come on.
wow more shootan
i'm just thrilled
Did he literally announce what he announced last year
>third time i've seen this trailer
Holy shit stop
Kangzfiled
>PS4 FF demo
>10fps
They don't trick me again
Hey we're releasing an expansion to a game, but watch something we already revealed
>XBOX players get BF1 on October 13th
>Everyone else get BF1 on October 21st
WHAT THE FUCK!
>not a single game I like has been showcased
>more immersive than ever before
>full of niggers
Indians I could understand, the Brits shipped heaps of them to the front, but the niggers stayed mostly in Africa except for the French colonials.
>>341060545
>Kingdom Hearts
>QTE fight
Shitposter pls go.
QTEs were almost always just finishers in that game.
>The same trailer they showed yesterday
Yes
Because no one has seen it 100 fucking times
>the same battlefield trailer we saw like 3 times yesterday
Oh look, it's this trailer, again.
This is the third time I've seen this trailer without my own volition.
>company used pre-rendered gsmeplay to show off game properly
FUCKING SCRIPTED BULLSHIT
>company uses live gameplay which is not reliable
HAHAHHAA WHAT LOSERS
Fuck /v/.
>>341060574
preordering games
#kangz
I'm going to enjoy the real next Final Fantasy. World of Final Fantasy looks great.
this presenter explains why theres such a large focus on blacks.
also the same fucking trailer again?
>people believed that FFXV would be good
>FFVII will have the same exact battle system
MY SIDES. JAPAN CONTINUES TO BE IN THE STONE AGE MAXIMUM KEK
its the same fucking trailer
Its the same fucking trailer again.
>>341060696
Are you triggered, Renge?
>>341051663
https://twitter.com/JohnLHardin/status/742400419880570882
P5 coming up? That guy works as PR for Atlus USA/ Sega.
SAME TRAILER
>Nigger music
>WW1
WHERE'S SNOOP?
NO PAYN (PAYN)
NO GAYN (GAYN)
Is there seriously no pleasing you fucks? That battle was tight as fuck
Please pack it in with this trailer, I've seen it so much already. Just show us some gameplay or something.
>>341060915
>Not getting someone gud at games to play the fucking game
>>341060816
Because Sony told EA to fuck off with their subscriber special service while Microsoft said sure why not.
Those who use that service have earlier access. It was one of the things they promised for it
>microsoft has shown gameplay for every game they've shown thus far
>/v/ will call it the shittiest conference so far
So is that guy in the trailer Joseph Gordon-Levitt or not?
So, this actually looks dope. And I've never been able to say that about a BF game.
>all the forced timed exclusive
>>341060990
>FFVII will have the same system.
end it all now pls.
Who the fuck was that playing FF15? they need to stop letting people who can't play video games demonstrate their fucking game
>>341060915
to be fair the gameplay wasn't good, I like how they used live gameplay but its all fucking qte's
>>341060853
Y like in the Xigbar Xaldin or Saix fights.
You faggot
>>341060439
oh god xboners are so delusional... i'm sorry mate
>>341061139
the multiplayer looked like shit yesterday. Single player looks fun though.
Xbox live free rip sony not really
>>341061116
get out shill
>>341051663
Same trailer for 4th time.
Jesus EA
>Genre: Orchestral Hip-Hop
>>341061139
>dope
kill yourself
Hey guys what did i miss i fell sleep , any new game?
Hey Mike, we need a catchy phrase that we can use to sum up the horrors of WW1, a futile and tragic war fought for no reason other than stupidity and arrogance, and use as a hook to promise an experience of that war worth paying for.
>no worries man, I got this."no pain, no gain"
>That awkward clapping for SERVERS
TOP KEK
>>341061135
No it's definitely the best of the three so far.
That doesn't mean it's good.
>>341060915
We want gameplay, but we want competent players and non glitch-riddled games.
I hardly think that's a greedy request.
>>341061027
Delete this.
don't taint rocket league please
The leak is REAL.
SCORPIO IS REAL
Is Live about to go free?
>>341061135
>no recore demo/release date
yeah, it's bad
>>341061262
>majority of the fight is regular combat
>occasional optional QTE for bonus damage
jej
>>341060990
I'll admit I haven't played any of the demos since I'm off in post grad, but that gameplay looks meh at best
>>341061135
Who cares about showing shit when no one cares about the game? Might as well show minesweeper. It fits the bone exclusive list.
>>341061139
>dope
Fuck off underage
>BACKGROUND MUSIC
People listeon to music on their fucking shitboxes? Is this a joke?
>you can listen to your own music
What the shit? Consoles can't already do this?
JET SET
stop arguing you cunts this thread is only for /COMFY/
take it to the sticky fags
>>341061135
they showed gameplay but it was all bad
ff15 legit killed my hype
that one about the robot dog I was interested in from previous e3 was also boring and killed my hype. I
>>341061471
>implying it wasn't tainted from the start.
>announce background music
>feature has already been on PS4 for the last 2 years via the spotify app
>background music
WOOOOOOOOO
>NEW feature BACKGROUND MUSIC
>WooOOOOOOOOooo
fuckin shills man
>>341061585
>>341061542
Isn't it during games?
oh boy conslels teamspeak servers
BRING BACK 1 VS 100 FAGGOTS
>Western games
>>341061632
anon please stop
Isn't this like the community thing on Wii U/ 3DS?
>>341061681
>can't just play your own MP3s
fucking consoles
>>341061515
Just like in this FFXV gameplay.
Whats your point?
>division agents
like theres any of those left
>minecraft on xbox
wew
>>341061748
It is, but who the fuck listens to music on their Xbox?
Grinder for gamers
>minecraft
>clubs
Idiots. What poor timing.
No one is going to clubs now.
>>341061585
Most of the front rows are on microsoft payroll and are cheering everything.
>FORCED ESPORTS MEME
>>341061748
Didnt xbox360 already have this?
>>341061723
>>341061727
>language prefrence
>WOOOO
I hate those plants
I don't see how the guy playing XV was bad; all he could do was warp through the hand every time it came by until backup arrived. And then he executed the QTE in timely - enough passion; he probably fucked up the few times he did to emphasize that it's not pre recorded
That said that was boring as shit and I'm sure there's more to the game at some other points, but fuck that was the wrong part to show. XV seems pretty dry in general
>Xbox Live Miiverse
oh boy
>all those WOAH YEAH WOO
Wait a sec...are they same people from Bethesda conf?
Arena seems cool.
>people cheering for shit they don't even know what it's about
EA SPORTS
>paid wooers
This shit is worse than a Trump General awoovement.
>>341061928
I don't fucking know man.
At least they offer the option I guess.
It's not really bad but yeah, it's irrelevant.
>you'll never earn 500 bones in a day by showing up at a conference and just shouting
I'm glad they finally implemented guilds on the xbone, happy for you guys.
>competitive gaming has always been the core of xbox
???
also arena-like things are always dead.
FIFA WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>341062013
Gonna join the Pulse Club of Orlando
SPORTS
SPORTS
SPORTS
>you can't say sports without
>EA SPORTS
*crikets*
>in the coming years
>years
Sleepy anon here, just woke up, I miss anything good?
>pauses for cheer after EA sports
>gets none
wtf, is the twitch stream delayed? you guys are talking about shit ahead of time. what stream is realtime?
thick alert
>>341062013
6/10
Low hanging fruit
KLABSH
oh hey its the enslaved studio
>Minecraft
How do people still care about Minecraft?
Also the bald guy looks scared.
>>341062164
They are fake cheers you retard.
>EA sports
>competition
Monopoly isn't competition
Are they paid shills, or is the americans clapping at everything meme true?
IS THIS DUDE HIGH
is sax persson related to notch? like his cooler brother or something?
>2016
>Minecraft is still a thing
Fucking children
>>341062234
Fifa is looking promising, I hope they add some features for pro clubs.
>name clearly spelled persson
>pronounced pierson
FUCK YOURSELF WHORE, LEARN YOUR OWN NAME
The power... of... X-Box Live... whoa
Miney crafta!
>>341061681
You could also do that shit on 360 with the fucking media player, you fuck
>MINECRAFT
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>Minecraft
JUST
Minecraft, fucking Minecraft.
Woah, Notch got a sex change and lost a lotta weight!
This lady stole Laura Bailey's voice.
>>341062293
Recore was the only thing very interesting so far. Everything else subpar. If you like racing Horizons 3
>>341062293
You missed the cringiest FF gameplay every shown on an E3 stage.
Oh wow they got two real life autists to do the minecraft bit.
You cant make this shit up.
>>341062293
You stayed up for peko-chan, didnt you?
MINECRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFT
it feels like SE struggled so much all these years to do what other franchise did years ago, thinking it'd be cutting edge stuff
It's so sad it's not even funny
>friendly
>having a mentally handicapped man talk about minecraft
Wew Notch lost a lot of weight.
>C418 music
comfy
>Personal servers
We already had this right?
wide
>acting
please stop.
>Welcome to my realm
Does she know
CRINGE ALERT!
This is so fucking sad
She said SUCK?
>MINE
>FUCKING
>CRAFT
WHY
this scripted audience is so obvious
NOW THIS IS THE E3 I KNOW
these two are talking like retards for retards
This is fucking embarrassing
oh no
they sucked in carmack
my sweet baby
CARMACK NOOOOOOOO
ITS YO BOY CARMACK
>Carmack
FUCKING HACK
>John Carmack
WHAT THE FUCK
Weird, the xbone live event stream just broke, but every other stream seems to be working.
THICC
I'm really obsessed with pistons.
>yfw this minecraft presentation
CARMACK
MICROSHITS WON
>Carmack shows up for Minecraft instead of Doom
her fucking face after the diamond
good god those hips
10
STRONG
SONS
>Carmack out of nowhere
>>341062991
>VR SHILLING
GOD DAMNNIT CARMACK
carmack
noooooo
Hahahahahaha jesus fucking christ.
https://youtu.be/scWpXEYZEGk
maincra
>>341062991
Who is that whore?
CARMACK
O
N
D
O
N
>MIND IF I JOIN IN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
MICROSOFT ON SUICIDE WATCH
please fall off the stage.
zzz
>TFW HE HAS NO SOUL
Could these Minecraft nerds be anymore cringy ?
Fucking john carmack in Minecraft.
What world do I live in
>>341062943
Minecraft makes me cringe so I'm going to fap.
What should I fap to, /v/?
CARMACK BOI
>An achievement on xbox, on an ipad, on a stage on E3
I visibly cringed, I actually felt that in my soul
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>>341062621
>>341062621
>>341062621
HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWFUL!
SHOW US YOUR ROUND LIDIA!
>standing and moving around on a raised platform with a VR headset on live in front of an audience of millions with cameras recording it
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
>CARMACK
TUMBLING DOWN
alright here we go!
CARMINECRAFT
>carmack
>3MB limit for WEBMs now
>yfw achievements
Carmack... Why...
Carmack is autistic as fuck & hes like the most confident speaker so far
>This is what became of Carmack
cuck
>guy that basically made PC gaming is now promoting pig riding in VR
What the fuck is this conference?
What the fuck even is this?
everyone fuckin knows what minecraft plays like why are you doing this
muh textures
John Carmack is like a human robot
WHY DO THEY SHOW MINECRAFT EVERY YEAR REEEEEEE
TEXTURE PACKS
ON
PC
>>341061835
based 1 vs 100
watching someone disconnect during the final bit was never not funny
>>341063384
Zuckerberg zucked it up, senpai
ALIUMS
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY
There have been 2 interesting things in this press conference so far: the BF1 trailer (which everyone already saw) and Recore.
>Gears of Meh
>"hey guys check out these features that you're never gonna use"
>fucking Minecringe
>microsoft overspending when they bought minecraft
>microsoft overspending while they're buying linkedln
they gotta make minecraft seem relevant to get that money back
Let's get out of here.
MAKE NEW THREAD
>>341063339
Lain is pure, and not meant for your titillation.
>>341051663
Just imagine sony showing gow4, tlg and ds3 dlc.
And microsoft has... minecraft.(iksdee)
Let's get out of here.
Stop showing fucking minecraft already jesus christ
>>341063405
the lady on stage
KILL ME
i am legitimately feeling sick right now.
I can't take this cringe.
i'm serious i feel terrible.
>lets get out of here
thank god.
>dlc/add-ons are mods
KEK
>Minecraft
>They talk about playing together but there's someone named Lisa they clearly aren't playing with
>Look at what all my friends built!
>Y-you just did that for the achievement!
SHE WANTS HIS DICK 100%
Just look at her face
>let's get out of here
>awkward pause
>mfw this entire confrence
I don't understand do these presenters not get speaking practise, they're really amateurish
>>341064051
Looks like a whore
>>341064043
join us >>341062621
KANGS
>COLOR TECHNOLOGY
Thank fuck its over
>from the creators of Limbo
>comes another 2 hour, overpriced game
Inside presenter actually talks like he's not autistic or nervous as fuck, and he looks like a real gamer and goofy as fuck.
>>341065041
Amen
WHERE ARE THE FUCK NEW VIDEO GAMES? THIS IS THE WORST E3 I'VE EVER SEEN
anyone playing fucking ark on an xbox does not have a compy capable of running it.
>>341065653
>compy
kill yourself
>>341066075
>he's too young to remember homestar runner
OH FUCK
BRAVE NEW WORLD THE GAME
Oh fuck forcing your people to take pills for their happiness, creepy and edgy..
"We got a downer ere, don't we!?" talk about fucking bigoted.
>playing as a debbie downer
>>341066243
Or isn't a faggot that says compy
>>341066790
hey, if you ever want to make friends. DON'T make posts like this.
>fight for your life to stay straight edge
>>341067101
No one wants to be friends with you, faggot
>>341067276
PLEASE
card games: the conference
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