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Microsoft is coming up. Hopefully we'll get more Titanfall 2 footage.
Excited as fuck for Dishonored 2
Only 5 months left
>Microsoft
Snoring already
>>341048496
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
I made a thread, but we'll be here since easy allies shills have started shitposting in that one
I was also watching the IGN twitch stream just now and the chat was filled with random bots shilling for easy allies, it seems like they're trying to get exposure and steal viewers from other sites
the viral marketing is strong
>>341048879
fuck off faggot
>>341048980
I think it's just likely that there are a ton of guys that like those guys, I doubt they bother viral marketing their e-celeb site.
I tried watching a bit of their coverage of this E3 and the last E3. I don't think I like them very much. GB is funnier and more knowledgable in generable, in my opinion, even if they have worse vidya taste.
IT'S A FUCKING LOCKDOWN, BABY.
WEED3 IN FULL SWING
we lockdown now
HEY. PRETTY LADY!
THE LOCKDOWN HITS
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!
LOCK DOWN TIME BOYS.
/we live/
WE LOCKDOWN
Any reason for me not to be looking into buying an Xbox One Slim if I need a blu-ray player? And want a 4K one? It should be region-free, right? I know it's region-free for games, but does it work the same way for media blu-ray?
$299 for a blu-ray player that plays 4K video seems like a good deal to me. Rest would be a bonus.
>>341049137
no way, look at their youtube videos, they all have like 3k views, no one cares about them, guys like colin and greg over at kinda funny are struggling and they're well known, seems to me that they're just trying every trick in the book and that includes shilling on all major gaming forums online
you've seen the threads and posts on /v/
>'they're a new site with guys who are optimistic and enthusiastic about games'
>'come join us at EZA'
I don't like it
>videgames.com
Damn.
IT'S A LOCKDOWN, BABY
YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY
AIN'T NO ESCAPE
THE LOVE'S GOT ME DOING TIME
YOU'RE MY ATTORNEY, MY JUDGE AND JURY
I'M FEELING GUILTY SO
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!
>>341048496
>Titanfall 2 hype
Is this a meme or something? The game is going to be utter shit.
Time for cozy giant bomb.
Link please?
>>341049617
What was the other one? I didn't hear
>>341048496
Why would anyone give a shit about titan fall when amored core was annouced
Jeff's shirt just says "GARBAGE"
>>341049798
nuke.com
>>341049793
videogames.com
>>341049793
giantbomb.com/chat
>>341048879
Stay tuned friend. I hear there might be some Kickstarter announcements
Alex's pupils are moving back and forth fast and he is already starting to shake as he's making jokes that no one else is laughing at.
Anyone surprised that Austin is a gun-grabber?
>>341049880
>>341049889
gamespot streaming link you dumbassesthanks anyway
Youtube link if someone needs it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQOR0FWqrZE
>>341049758
Titanfall was excellent. Why would Titanfall 2 be shit?
>get videogames.com
>get nuke.com
>don't get videogamemountain.com
>>341049994
When is he NOT in that mode?
GARBAGE
>>341049997
I find Trump hilarious and everything, but gun laws in America are fucked.
How old are you guys, and for how long have you been using 4chan? I'd be interested to compare with the EZA fans.
What fucking leak are they talking about?
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016pressmicrosoft_1_1400@46333?
has brad lost weight?
>>341050038
is this your first day on the internet cunt?
>>341050242
Let them be, don't bother starting stupid petty e-celeb wars. Some people like their over-excitement.
>>341050243
Im 53 and i've been here for around 10 years :^)
>>341050243
I think I'm 29? I've been on 4chan for too long. 10 years maybe? I remember when there were photoshop threads on /b/.
PICNIC
>>341050243
32 and I've been here for 10 years.
Please help..
>>341050572
Jeff Green?
>>341050242
>>341050457
I feel like most of these people have got to be underage. I don't understand how it does not seem like fake excitement to me.
>>341050243
I'm 24 and I started browsing in 2005. I think it took me a few years before I started posting.
>>341050243
31
Been intermittently visiting 4chan since 2007, mostly for events like E3
Did their site just shit the bed? At least the youtube stream is still live.
>>341050243
27, early 09
>>341050620
28, woulda been here around 10 years but I quit browsing when moot left, only come back for e3 and football threads.
>>341050243
21. A year at most.
>>341050749
It might be real excitement. I can't even tell. It doesn't matter to me because it's obnoxious either ways and the dudes aren't funny.
>>341050774
They refresh the streams to include the gamespot stream, but under current load it takes a long time to reload.
>>341050749
I don't understand how they can't see trough dev and publisher lies and bullshit, they just fall for the hype and get tricked over and over again
in the ago of unfinished games, broken games, preorder DLC, season pass DLC, how can anyone remotely sane still fall for the fucking hype
>>341050243
24, started using it in late 06/early 07.
>>341050243
22,4 years
How long you guys been following Giant Bomb?
>>341050243
25, since 2011
>>341050243
19, started lurking around mid 08. I then eventually left late 2012 and didn't come back until early 2015.
>>341050989
Because that's their job and if you looks it any other way shit would be depressing.
>>341050243
I'm 24 now and i've been visiting 4chan since I was underage. I should be establishing my adult life by now. I'll grow out this shit r-right guys?
>>341050989
I don't mind getting hyped over Shenmue 3. Even though I don't give a shit about Shenmue 3, I know there are a lot of people that liked the series and want the conclusion. I can relate to that.
Getting excited for Final Fantasy 7 again is just retarded, though. I already played that game nearly two decades ago. Why the fuck would I want to play it again? Even in the best possible case scenario, it will just be nostalgia and pandering in video game form, even if well executed.
>>341051073
since the Gamespot days, On the Spot and all that.
>>341051073
Since the Persona 4 LP. Then on and off since Ryan died in 2013.
I've probably listened to every podcast though.
>>341051073
Regularly since '06-07 (Gamespot). Giant Bomb since the start.
>>341051073
The first Kinect stream, so 2010.
>>341051073
I don't know years too well these days, but Ryan was there, Patrick was on the Bombcast. I had many months of Ryan but maybe not a full year. It was before they went back to CBS.
>>341051069
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>>341050864
>>341050810
>>341050764
>>341050749
>>341050718
>>341050620
>>341050572
>>341051159
>>341051198
Good on you guys, we're all grizzled vets, with one new friend, who I'm sure is a quality poster. Let's behave like the responsible adults we are and stop picking fights with the EZA newfriend kids.
>>341051073
I've watched Jeff, Brad, Alex and Greg Kasavin back in 2001 while they were at gamestop
and then I realized Jeff made a new site in early 09, not long after that we started having giantbomb threads here on /v/
>>341051298
P4 babby here too.
>>341050115
>no gamemonk.com either
>>341051365
we never started shit, their shills first started making threads saying 'jeff is jaded' and 'jumping on chairs like a chimp is the right way to react'
>>341051073
ever since the quicklook for Dragon Age: Origins
>>341051463
>he doesn't remember how everyone used to think Jeff was a stoner because he'd always make "DUDE WEED" jokes despite never smoking weed.
Fuck off summer.
>>341051073
Started with the arrow pointing down podcast in 08.
Damn Austin is one sexy beast
GIANT BOMBING
>>341050243
29, and i can't tell you, because i can't remember. I remember chicks getting nude to get people to donate, and the initial creation of those flash animations that still haunt the back, back room of this site. I don't know exactly where that puts me.
>>341051365
I don't even know what the fuck EZA is.
>>341051073
Since mid-2014. Haven't listened/watched anything with Ryan, and don't really want to.
What was the 4loko era like? Was it truly the milk of the gods?
>>341051198
you don't unless you go cold turkey and stick to it. kinda like sobriety.
t. recently turned 25 and been here since 05
E3 Austin is my favorite.
Thought I wouldn't like him.
protect ya neck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0nynA24Zzk
BRRRRRRRAP
BRRRRRRRAP
>>341051901
GB peaked around the Whiskey Media Era,
>>341051365
We reserve the hate for Autism and Alex.
>>341051878
This. I'm just here for Papa Vinny.
>>341051889
This makes me feel mild disgust. You haven't watched anything from the Golden era.
god damn, i ate a whole jar of habanero salsa last night during the bethesda showcase and my asshole is on fucking fire now.
>>341050243
30 and Ive been here since 2007.
>>341050243
22I'm afraid it's been... 9 years.
>>341051983
He can be OK when he doesn't have a soapbox to stand on.
>>341052094
don't forget dan
fuck dan
>>341051365
>EZA
Who/what?
>>341051983
Austin is great in the meat and bones content, he gets sorta annoying in the podcast and goes full millennial shill on Twitter and any written vehicle.
>>341051901
4loko was mostly shit aside from the fruit punch or grape i think. I can't remember. I don't remember it getting me any more messed up than other methods.
>>341051732
What quick look was it where Jeff just screamed "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED" until he was hoarse?
>>341052194
Fuck Dan.
I love Dan.
Fuck Dan.
>Sea of Thieves is like Destiny
YOU WON'T BELIEVE THESE 10 SHORT SENTENCES THAT CAN MAKE ANON STOP BEING INTERESTED IN A GAME. A GRANNY HAS DISCOVERED THEM! DEVELOPERS HATE HIM!
>>341052065
What should we name the eras?
I vote that the first era would be Comfy Basement Era
>>341051983
Didn't you see his face during the charity portion of the EA confenrance?
His face lit up at every feminist charity.
>>341052291
Basically.
>>341052281
not a ql. 2014 ubisoft conference
>it's smoky, it's 420 up in this bitch
>>341052181
Literally as long as there is absolutely no way the discussion can somehow be related to "marginalised" people.
Twinkie anyone?
>>341052291
more like just fuck dan
Are these guys cynical during this? Like they used to be?
>>341052263
Ah that's too bad. The way they talked it up, it seemed like the greatest drink invented.
>>341052345
The current era is The Dan Era
>>341051983
Austin is a really big SJW faggot, but he can be decent when he's not talking about SJW subjects.
>>341052124
I had a huge bowl of strawberries, and I didn't stop farting all night.
>Followed ex-GT Easy Allies for no real reason
>Their stream going strong with 6,000 viewers
>Giant Bomb sitting at a paltry 3,000
Am I missing something? Is it a consequence of only going live for the press conferences, or are they fizzling out? Did GT have a bigger following beforehand?
>>341052291
A) HATE DAN
Austin is way better than Brad, Patrick, Dan, that Gamespot irish fuck, Drew, Jason, Alex, Rorie.
>>341052482
They will call on the bs when they see it.
>>341052482
They were never cynical. They were cynical during Final Fantasy 7, as they should be. In that E3 they were talking nonstop about how Just Cause 3 is the best shit ever.They should be cynical about that shit game too
>>341052586
Yes, Yes, No, Yes, No, No, Yes, Yes
>>341052462
LOL SUCH A HEEL
Why does Dan have two sodas in front of him every single stream?
Is this why he has to leave to go to the bathroom during literally every piece of content he's in?
>>341052586
Oh man, you where so close but fuck no he is not better then Drew and Jason.
>>341052545
Most GB viewers are on their website player, especially since their Twitch stream chat is effectively turned off altogether.
>>341052356
why does this still bother people on here? i remember when it was a meme and now people on this board are fucking retarded about it.
>>341052545
People hate on GB now because they didn't freak out about everything like a kickstarter game and a remake. They are critical and often have mellow reactions to everything.
>>341052345
>Arrow Era (Punished Gerst Era)
>Comfy Basement Era
>Whiskey Media Era
>The Great Depression
>Post Schism Era
>>341052482
only a complete retard wouldn't be cynical towards this lying and deceiving videogame industry
>>341052586
They're going to be mad at you, but you're right.
>>341052545
there's almost 7k viewers on youtube and almost 4 on their site
>>341052545
Are you counting Twitch and/or Youtube viewers? Do they really have 3 thousand twitch/youtube viewers?
I'm fairly positive the majority of people just watch them on their website. There's 5k people there.
>>341052545
On Youtube Giantbomb has 7k viewers and the actual website has some more than that.
I hate the GB player so I wouldn't bother, but I'm sure some people want the chat. I imagine they're also on twitch as well.
>>341052545
GB has a lot of adult viewers who have jobs and families.
Not everyone has the time to watch them.
I had to watch the Bethesda and Activision ones since it was in the middle of the fucking night when it was live.
I will most likely miss out on Sony's too.
>>341052545
Gametrailers was definitively bigger, it used to be one of the big dumb shilling sites like IGN. GiantBomb also has their site stream with all the premium Neogaf reading suckers.
>>341052712
Becaues hes retarded in a 6 year old way.
https://twitter.com/danryckert/status/686815304760963072
>>341052712
supposedly, and this does bear considering his drunken rambling dad podcasts, his bladder has, like, no capacity.
>>341052545
Do you really need to shill for those fucks in every GB thread?
>>341052545
GB have streams on their site, twitch and youtube you dumb faggot
>>341052586
>Austin is way better than Brad
No
>Patrick
Yes
>Dan
Yes
>that Gamespot irish fuck
Yes
>Drew
No
>Jason
No
>Alex
Yes
>Rorie
...Maybe?
I just shaved. What did they talk about in the past 10min?
>>341053049
Going to bat for Rorie? Why?
>>341052980
he literally does it every in every UPF thread
>>341053049
>YFW Rorie got fired for trying to have sex with the office dog.
>>341052936
I hope he's ready for them kidney stones.
>>341053283
I hate that bald fuck
>>341053184
Poor Danny. I like him before he got his ultra-SJW GF.
>>341052545
>>Giant Bomb sitting at a paltry 3,000
Nani? Youtube says 7,321
>>341053212
I had an e-mail exchange with Rorie and people don't realize how spiteful he can be
>eza shill thread has 30 unique IP's and 140 posts
>it's been up for 2 hours
>GB thread has been up for only 20 minutes
>53 unique IPs and 150 posts
KEK
Hasn't the conference started?
>>341053527
>Nani
haha what does this mean? i love it.
>>341053501
Is that what happened to the guy? He felt like a breath of fresh air couple years back or w/e he came.
>>341052936
Why do they think SF is bad? Shouldn't those leftie fucks think it's great?
>>341053501
the Bay Area is like some sort of mental disease made manifest into steel, class, concrete, and human feces
>>341053645
Man, who cares? Let those Eazy Ally dudes do whatever the fuck they want. Don't piss them off into coming here to start petty e-celeb wars.
>>341053707
It's like what in Nippon
>>341052795
>>341052845
>>341052848
>>341052891
>>341052912
Whoops, my mistake duders. I thought the Twitch player and their own stream overlapped, and I didn't even know they were streaming on YouTube.
>>341052980
They seem like a bunch of baby-faced hipster fucks, and I'm no shill.
>>341053645
A lot of the posts were replying to my hot ass baits. Don't worry.
>>341053184
If I was in his position. "Wow, that's disgusting Mary". "I'm going to bathroom to wash it off." "go to bathroom to lick it up".
>"I'm immediately buying that"
Why is the Dan so impressionable?
>>341052545
keep crying nigger, 8k viewers and the stream hasn't even started yet, and this is only youtube
it's twice this number on their site and another 2k on twitch
>new xbone
Fuck that thing is small. Only $300 too.
>$299 4K blu-ray player
Niiiice
>>341053949
He said the same thing about all the VR shit.
>Spencer teasing original Xbox BC
fucking really
>>341053949
His mind stopped developing in freshman year in college.
>he fell for the 4k meme
I feel really bad for the faggots that bought the first XBOX One.
Jesus Christ, why would you ever buy a console now? Dudes straight up shitting on early adopters.
fuck you Spencer you lying cuck
uh, why am I watching the Microsoft conference
>>341053949
Dan and Brad are genuinely retarded, they are the definition of hype monkeys. Because they do very little thinking themselves, they rely on the media and publishers to do their thinking for them. Inevitably, they're swept up with almost every fucking hype wave.
>>341054283
Well, even the Xbone S adopters are going to be shat upon once Scorpio comes out next year.
>>341054283
It's the same with every console & portable device.
>AND NEW EXCLUSIVES!
>Cloud claps and cheers
>AND THESE GAMES ARE ALL CROSS-PLAY!
>Croud claps and cheers
What?
>>341054283
You could count Xbone users on /v/ on one hand.
>>341052345
Arrow Pointing Down Era
Basement Era
Whiskey Media Era
Return to CBS Era
Vinny Carrying the Team After Ryan Dies Era
Dan Era
Why Am I Still Watching Era
CUTE
>>341054567
They get a bunch of employees and fans to seat-fill these fucking things now.
Laura is cute!
Best Persona girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1myUxTlOk5c
>that Vinny rant
I feel him.
>>341054567
>MS was caught adding in claps and cheers
qt alert
>>341053949
he's a complete retard
I love Laura Bailey :3
>>341054751
Yep just like Sony
>>341054567
I like exclusives, and crossplay is neat. I can see why they clapped, it's not like the loud girl shill from Bethesda's conf.
Frankly, I'm looking forward getting this on a sale and playing the competitive MP on PC.
>SHE'S REPLACEMENT CHIE RIGHT??
>YEAH
>>341054751
>>341054567
Sony has been doing it for many years and idiots fall for it every year. So why not do it?
>>341052482
>cynical
wew gb2 gaia/eza
>>341054928
It just seems like two very conflicting view points. If you cheered for one, I imagine you wouldn't cheer for another.
>>341054814
vinny rants are underrated
This is what happens when you feed your kids glorified war stories for 25 years and let them enlist, hope you are happy Marcus.
>>341054971
Considering the reports of how UWP games have been selling, and how the M+K and controllers players will absolutely be split up, that won't be a huge player pool.
High Dynamic Range
>>341055065
replacement Chie worst Chie
good lord this reminds me of the shitty staged 4 player ubisoft multiplayer displays
>all these quips
Did consoles seriously have no HDR until now?
I didn't sign up for 10 minutes of GoW
>>341048496
Maybe they'll bring in Michael Phelps again haha fuck that overrated game
big fan of gears games, not a fan of this presentationYO FITTY!
>>341048496
how do i mute Alex thanks
Brad calling the aliens "albinos". This fucking racist. I'm getting him fired from Giant Bomb.
>epic won't make a ripper for new UT but Gears of shit 4
>cutting to the silent crowd watching a screen
Does WWE's Kevin Dunn produce these fucking shows?
Okay, it's Gears, move on.
yep, its gears of war
>>341055529
It's not the HDR you're thinking of. Look up HDR TV's.
>>341055529
We've finally caught up with Half Life 2 bros
so revolutionary you can blow chest high walls up !
This is slow as fuck.
We'll we be able to play this MS games on Steam or just the MS store?
>tfw Peter Stormare was going to be a guest on one of the night shows but had to cancel
>>341055529
Surely it did, right? I don't own a console so I don't know.
I can't think of anything more boring than another Gears of War.
>>341055931
Obviously just the shitty app store. I won't be doing that.
>Bailey got replaced for Dancing all Night for this shit.
>>341055931
Any time Microsoft or an associate says "Windows 10" instead of "PC," that means it's only going to be on the Windows Store.
>laura bailey
FUCK YOU GO BACK TO RISE
Laura Bailey's voice was not very fitting there imo
>muh mother
this is the only stream ill tolerate actually listening their commentary, because i dont give a fuck about xbox and they are all xbox fanboys so ill see what they think is good or not
>KI
>not having Lang or Keits on-stage
>>341056415
>xbox fanboys
No, no they are not.
FUCK OFF, AUSTIN
>Austin
>>341056415
You don't have a PC?
Shut the fuck up Austin
shut up austin
>austin letting everyone know that its alright that a lady and BLACK DUDE on stage
>7 million
I have a hard time believing that
FUCK OFF, AUSTIN.
>lady and a black dude on stage is alright
yup turned off the stream right there I don't need to hear these fucking faggot's commentary
A LADY AND A BLACK DUDE
>LAYBEEE ABN BWASK DUDE :D:D:D:D:D
Why are they so autistic?
MORE DIVERSITY HIRES LIKE ME
AUSTIN NO
>lady and a black onstage...is alright
stop
>>341056682
Free-to-play games tend to blow up when they hit PC
>>341056589
They are fanoboys of whichever console you don't own. That's how it works. Unless you play on PC. I've seen em called "fanboys" of every console by now.
I'm this guy >>341052240 >>341052586 ignore me, Austin is the absolute WORST.
>>341056589
they have been clearly for a very long time, you delusional little turd
>>341056640
only fucking morons upgraded to windows 10 theres no reason to, no games utilize the new direct x and wont for a long time thanks to consoles holding pcs back
>muh diversity
gb is kill
>>341056602
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>>341056667
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>>341056676
>>341056703
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>>341056815
I'm so glad everyone else had the exact same reaction as me.
Fucking Austin.
Good on you Austin. Let the public know that negroes and flappers are here to stay.
My autism is makeing me tweet AUstin and just ask him if it really matters that Fucking mUCH BECAUSE IT DOESNT
>>341056893
Please go, you're bringing the quality of the thread down significantly.
>>341056843
Oh didn't know it was free to play
That makes sense now
>muh ladee and a black guyee
I really hate that fat toad fuck
>/v/ gets triggered over a comment you could easily ignore
Never change
>>341056893
>they have been clearly for a very long time, you delusional little turd
You have no idea what you're talking about, especially for Xbox One.
PC Dominates
Africa 2: Australia
I'm gonna block out that Austin just said that. He's still a cool guy that doesn't actually give a shit WHO THE FUCK STANDS ON STAGE.
>>341056998
Whatever, he gets happy when he see black dudes on stage. He's just like them!!!
>jeff excited for gears of shit
how
Whatever happened to having hard-hitting Drum and Bass in your racing game trailers?
>racing video games
>2016
ew no thanks
I missed it.
What did Austin say?
>>341057152
HIROOOOO
>>341057270
For everything bullshit Austin says, he at least says like 10 good things.
Dan is waking up
>>341056967
the white guilt crickets after that comment.
holy fuck that guy has the gayest fucking walk in the universe
Oh boy here we go
>Australia
>>341057363
>I know this doesn't matter to some people, but a black dude and a lady were the first people in a conference... That's pretty alright.
He had the widest fucking smile on his face, too. Like a child on Christmas. Made me crack up.
>>341057363
I'm so glad that there has been a lady and a black dude on stage in the first 10 minutes.
>>341057237
theyve been xbox fanboys for the longest time, youre just some newfag pleb who probably just started watching GB and thinks im refering to xbone
Who /Andy/ here?
>>341057483
Was about to say that.
>>341057642
wew lad
>Pretending to be enthusiastic about this
STOP
Dan just realized the Microsoft scam lol
>>341057425
It's more like for every 3 retarded things he says, he says 1 god thing.
>Another black man and woman playing video games
Come on, Austin, please point them out.
>>341057425
your math is wrong
>>341057871
Alex's comment was true though, GoW Ultimate Edition was fucking terrible.
What does Austin's gf look like? :3
>>341057907
It doesn't count when the evil white male oppressor is also on stage dummy.
>>341058045
Same as your gf mate. Weird, huh.
>>341058045
>girlfriend
About that...
>>341058045
i bet she has great feet
Does anyone out there still believe that this game footage ins't pre-recorded?
This audience feels so fucking fake.
>>341057152
It's hard to ignore because being excited about that is extremely foolish. So what if they're a minority on stage? Are they good at their job? Can they present? THOSE are the things to focus on, not their genitals or skin-color.
>>341057868
they are microsoft fanboys theyve always been
now watch them sit there and shit on everything sony does tonight, like theyve always done
at least jeff knows about australia
Everythings now and windows 10, whelp no need for an xbox,
>>341058251
They should have brought in the Bethesda audience girl
>>341058043
Same woth Quantum Break. But they did fix them at least
Is Recore the other Keiji Inafune game?
And what the fuck is up with this music?
>>341058251
Isn't it just press and insiders?
>>341058541
The store is still fucking shit though.
>>341058541
>>341058043
all ports to PC are shit, you just brute force it with high end hardware and never have any issue
Wait it's a 3rd person platformer? haha why
Not nearly enough shots of the crowd desu.
HARRO EVERYONE
Just started watching. What have i missed?
>>341058562
It's Capcom
FINAL FANTASY WINDOWS 10? PLEASE!?
>>341058809
That's not true, considering some games just run like shit because you use high end hardware like a 144Hz monitor. Killer Instinct borked with those.
need some dank Japanese memes
IT WIRR BE PRAYD BY MAAA
IT WIRR BE PRAYD BY MAAA
>>341059142
third party so no
>>341059124
Banjo Threeie
HERRO EVERYNYAN
matt prease take away
>>341059124
Fat dudegamers cumming over Xbox shit.
>>341059124
Slim Xbox, Gears & Forza.
>ffxv
who cares
>>341059142
That would be too good.
I would rather have a guy with a translator rather than such a thick accent.
>>341058583
Press doesn't go to these anymore, because there's very little actual traditional press anymore, and all the pertinent information is gleaned from the stream and accompanying press releases.
>>341059124
Slim Xbox and games are coming out for Windows 10
>>341058251
there are plants in crowd hollering and whistling.
>>341059127
What was the other Keiji Inafune game that got showed on last year's E3?
>>341059229
He said "I" instead of "It" the first time.
>>341058250
last year's uncharted 4 lel
I think Matthew Kishimoto is fucking up.
Final Fantasy XV is $50 on amazon
Do I?
dodge the fists
This is a cool setpiece but it's making the gameplay look fucking boring.
live demo folks
>ffxv
I'm just not feeling it, maybe it plays more interesting than being watched.
For real tho what is this dumb part they chose to show?
This looks bad.
Who the fuck picks a survive battle as an E3 demonstration. Fucking retards making the battle system look even more boring than it already is.
- SURVIVE
>Final Fantasy XIII is coming to Xbox 360
>W-w-w-who cares Final Fantasy XV is still PS3 exclusive
If only they knew ~5 years ago.
Catch the pokemon!!!!
QTEs, horay!
That looked fucking awful.
QTE's the game. Jesus Christ.
>quicktime event
>>341059208
you're an idiot shut the fuck up
WIRR BE DISEASED OH SEPTEMBAH SAHTIET
>>341059916
Sometimes you forget just how long XV has been in development
>>341060163
kek, it's true though. There are faults in UWP shit that can't be fixed by just using better hardware.
Why are American suits so allergic to actual video game music?
>heres a bunch of demos of games youve already seen
uh.. this is the microsoft conference?
>>341060256
Still looks like shit, can't believe people are hyped for it.
It's pretty weird how Sony got Call of Duty and Microsoft are now doing Battlefield exclusive content.
>flamethrowers
no thanks
What is this Microsoft E3...
How many accents can we fit into one shit show.
>>341060490
We've got a big surprise at the end :)
>>341060490
They have nothing.
Prepare for epic mustard gas kill streaks.
>>341060490
This is pretty much every conference, start with games you've seen and 2nd half is new shit.
>>341060693
you said that last night with EA /bethesda conference, you stupid faggot. nothing happened
>Same trailer
But why?
>>341060540
ms stopped co-marketing when the sales started dropping
>>341060418
Funny enough when they showed off Dragon Age Inquisition they had a cellist play a song from the ost
>this trailer
>again
OH LOOK IT'S THIS FUCKING TRAILER AGAIN
FOR THE THIRD TIME
WHAT THE FUCK
>Ubisoft game
>EA game
Calling it, Sony is coming out next.
>>341060717
Can I have a counter-killstreak where i distribute piss-soaked rags to my teammates?
>>341060562
>fire a spurt of flame into a bunker
>everyone dies of carbon monoxide poisoning
c'mon that's pretty strong
Honestly black people are such bad fucking singers. It only worked during the 60-80's.
>>341060890
Not sure which i hate the most, wub trailers or some kind of artsy live performance, remember sand drawing lady?
>>341060849
haha w-well it's for real this time r-really
>>341060890
I remember that giving me all the feels
Jesus, how long before they bring out a woman in a hijab.
>>341061225
Fuck you cunt
>>341061225
inorite? There pretty bad at sports to.
>>341061429
ALL THE FEELS
MIKEY BARRA
>>341061463
safety concern; she could be paking
MUH SOCIAL MEDIA IN MUH GAMES
CLUBS
CLUBS
CLUBS
Oh fml they added fucking LFR to xbox.
LFG
>LFG
Hahahahahahahaha
>>341061225
Phil Lynott, Prince, fucking soul singers etc.. Now there are zero black people who can sing. Why are you so offended?
>>341061572
I know you're being sarcastic, because some of them are like animals and that makes them good at sport and as adult actors.
>>341061973
Look it's all faceroll anyway, just hold your nose, get your tomes, get your valor.
>>341061973
>>341062027
>>341062040
what is lfg
ESPORTS
LF CUTE GAMUR GIRL MUST USE MIC
Of course they don't realize how big World of Tanks is.
Shit, I don't think they realize it for Fifa.
>>341062208
Looking for gays in support of the horrible crime that was recently committed.
>>341062208
something people over 18 know
OH FUCK YEAH MINECRAFT YEAAAAHHHH
>>341062208
Low Fier God
Meinkrafta, people!
The guy on stage looks like he's surprised to be there and is slightly scared.
As a Swede. I'm so fucking disgusted by how big Minecraft got and how much of a fat fucking jew Notch is.
Somewhere, Notch is pissing on a stack of $100 bills.
>OLD GAMES
>OLD GAMES
>OLD GAMES
>OLD GAMES
THIGHS
>No 1 vs 100
YOU LIAR, THAT WAS JACK SHIT THAT PEOPLE REQUESTED
>>341062642
He was tripping balls and staring at a table last year
>>341062642
He isn't in his somali district in Stockholm anymore.
Too many white people.
>>341062770
Notch got the fuck out, he's just sitting there laughing and counting money now.
14 platforms
>PC
>Mac
>Loonix
>Xbox 360
>PS3
>Xbox 1
>PS4
>iPad
>iPhone
?
?
?
iPad
?
Kill me.
Before you cringe over this minecrafta shit remember nothing will be as bad as this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1w2IxMWQ1Y
So just sit back relax and keep drinking.
>>341062770
notch is literally the only swede that's not a huge cuck
NICE BANTZ. THAT WASN'T REHEARSED AT ALL.
>Minecraft Chick
>>341062924
>tfw canada
1 vs. 100 was GOAT
>gears
>LFG
>minecraft patch
so uh.. worst presentation ever so far?
like they better start pulling out brand new games
>>341062770
Can you honestly blame him? If I had the opportunity to make 2 billion dollars I'd do the same thing.
NONONONONONONONO
OH SHIT NIGGER CARMACK IS HERE HIDE YOUR BITCH
JOHN CARMACK YES
OH SHIT
>>341062975
>I'm.. I'm gonna make another game, guys! I'm a good video game developer!
>Get depressed because he can't develop anything new and unique
>Stops after he made 1 room in his new game
>John Carmack
What a horrible waste of his time.
CARMACK
"Wait a minute, that's Carmack's music!"
perfect
Carmack this presentation this up. I want to know about the lighting engine.
oh john what happened
Not like this John Carmack not like this...
>>341063010
PC
Windows 10
Mac
Linux
Android
PS3
PS4
Vita
Xbox 360
Xbone
iPad
iPhone
Android
Wii U
>>341063280
I was the 1 one time.
CARMACK WHY
>>341063671
Did you win anything?You choked didn't you?
>>341063636
HE NEEDED THE MONEY!
Fuck it, I'm checking off Dumbest Thing and Minecraft shit on bingo for this.
My name is Carmack. I will now impersonate a human being acting as an excited video game player. Heehee. My acting skills are at 264.24% capacity.
>>341063921
I just wanna hear him discuss technical stuff, this is just beneath him.
>>341063636
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
HE BLEW UP
C A R M H A C K
A
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M
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A
C
K
>>341063661
nice
>>341063779
Facebook money isn't paying the rocket fuel bills thanks to Palmer's incompetence.
Is this seriously the longest thing they are spending time on?
This is the most depressing thing yet
>>341063879
Like a hooker fresh into puberty.
nice shot :^)
>>341064106
I just realized I doubled on Android, but I'm sure they count some stupid fucking fork as something different.
she could use some more training to not sound like such a disingenuous shill
>minecon is still a thing
WHY
Time to get an xbox controller.
Why are they so hyped about controller skins???????????????????????
I seriously thought this was a thing already
oh shit thats actually cool, I need a new controller since my 360 pc one is shitting the bed. Its bluetooth too
>officially customized controllers
>can't add paddles
literally what's the point
haha time for pretension
>>341064070
>Imagine being John Carmack.
>Everyone around you cannot even code their own engine or understand rocket physics
>Every day you go to Walmart and see a guy with 1/10th of your IQ sliding around on his "hover"board.
>Every day chicks are all slurping after your thick nerd dick, but they can't understand rudimentary quantum physics
His existence must be pure suffering.
I remember the first trailer for this game. It looked pretty fucking cool.
>JUNE 29
OH SHIT!
>Controller skins
>Small businesses have been doing this for years, ex. Controller Chaos
>This somehow elicited the most positive reaction out of anything in the show
fucking dan and brad
>No information about what the fucking bluetooth is
I hope the controller is pretty good, I need a new one.
Limbo sucked.
was inside the 2d side scroller in a dystopian world/factory they showed last year?
D I V E R S I T Y
>>341064557
Autismbux
Kids who grew up with the iPhone are going to be retarded as adults.
Indie reel time
>>341064971
Third party controllers are always shit or too expensive.
What are your thoughts on Alex. Even since Vinny went to NY he seems like, what I assume, his old self. He's pretty under appreciated in my opinion. He's probably the most consistently funny of the crew during streams.
>>341065368
I'm alright with him. I appreciate his self-hate and deep depression.
>dayz
Has that game actually been finished yet?
Did I just see a strategy ninja game?
>>341065329
First party controllers are also 15-30 bucks too expensive.
>>341065368
Shut up Alex.
We Happy Few is a pretty cool sounding game, but I lost 9/10ths of my interest on it when I learned it's a procedurally generated roguelike craft.
>>341065871
Compared to first party controllers? I disagree.
Somebody should tell them that there already pills called Joy.
These fucking camera angles, holy shit.
>>341065920
I still think it looks interesting, but I'd have to play it to really feel it out.
>first to console
what a time to be alive
>first to console
>>341065950
A fucking controller shouldn't cost 50 bucks.
Safespace future looks grim as fuck.
>>341066125
You expect Giantbomb to even know about LISA?
As much as I hated Patrick, he brought new games into the group.
Same with Austin actually.
>>341066361
Okay.
I really like those xbone custom controllers
I like this.
the first decent game today
This game looks interesting. Is it Xbone Win10 only?
Looks neat.
>>341066446
Yes Mr. Businessman.
that's the first game i've gotten chills from a trailer, damn that looks good. but not sure what actual gameplay is like.
GWENT
This looks so fucking cool desu
/pol/ the game?
>>341065920
>procedurally generated roguelike craft
Awww man, that fucking sucks dick.
What a waste of a good concept.
Can't wait to beat the this out of downers
>>341066808
I just don't think it has any relevance to this discussion.
>>341066398
Actually, Vinny and Austin talked about LISA on one of the GOTY podcasts.
>>341066786
I'm going to say "no," since they didn't tout the "Windows 10" monicker.
how triggered is the diversity hire right now
>>341066786
We happy few? It'll be on PC as well.
How about a round of Gwent?
>>341066839
I'm betting it's a mix between Bioshock and Dishonored.
>stand alone Gwent
Really nigga
Like really
this is by far the worst conference , what the fuck man, this is awful
Where can I buy Joy? pls
>>341067128
*nods*
>>341067157
Apparently people are all over it, idk.
>>341066839
I hate to reveal to you that this is a roguelike procedurally generated game. You can go check out some footage of it. It's the generic "Craft this with this, you have to eat, you have to drink, etc".
What was the site for those xbox controllers?
>not liking Gwent
>>341067119
Good.
>they bought advertising on that ratty-ass hotel in LA to advertise a fucking card game
I fucking love it
https://www.playgwent.com/en
>>341067261
It comes out my dick
You want some?
Gwent fucking sucked
Can I just spam Spies, Medics and Dummies again?
>>341067517
y-yes
>>341067261
It's called bath salts, move to Florida
>>341067367
I figured after Austin said that.
>>341067437
Why do I have to play as the shitty Skellige set during the tournament. IT SHOULD BE BANNED!
>>341067410
budd420smokkkaconsolekingzzz.cool
>>341067410
madcatz.com
>heihachi on xbox
n-no
>>341067487
Registered hard. I hope they fixed it enough so that it isn't spy spam.
>>341067709
Is it not up yet? I got a DNS error.
BLOODY. SCREEN.
>>341068151
Try more.
literal wake up ultra
>NANI?
The fuck did I just watch?
HARADA LOOKING LIKE A BOSS
Harada is so based
>Harada coming out to Jin T3 PSX
well all right
STOP SAYING "COOL" DAN YOU FUCKING CHILD
Free TTT2!
STOP PANNING OUT
>Camera pulls back to the crowd instead of the fucking gameplay.
Holy shit!
New thread:
>>341068813
can we retire the word epic?
nice
>Kamiya out on stage
>isn't immediately flipping everyone off
