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Brad a cute Edition
Where my bossman
Any of you losers awake?
>>341046161
At least Ian is not in front now.
Hope for the Bosman to come soon
Huber looking fly with that handkerchief
>>341046161
He's on the Geoff Keighley casting couch right after Xbox's show.
how long was the time dedicated to TES: yugioh?
were there any dogs at the beth conference?
>>341046486
Thanks.
>>341046510
Pretty sure it was under 5 minutes and maybe 2 dogs so far.
>>341046675
>maybe 2 dogs
really? when?
>live all day
get comfy lads
>>341046786
Dishonored 2 I think, I remember hearing Huber say 2 dogs so far.
>>341047015
ah ok, thanks!
>Literally the comfiest shit ever
Even if the announcements are shit I'm still gonna have a good time this year
>>341046161
He is with the pop for the MS pre and post coverage of the conference.
>>341047337
only reason im watching is for the comfy.
are you ready for Knack to rise again?
>>341047337
>tfw no Bosman going around the show floor rating booth vibes
>tfw listening to the new swans album
>want to look at stream but swans are too fucking good to leave
help
Bets and Stakes
http://forums.easyallies.com/topic/5/e3-2016-final-bets-bosman-v-huber/2
>Damiani on meme duty
I desire only the dankest Bud Light memes Michael
WHERE'S BOSMAN
>WILL IT FROM THE COSMOS
>>341048050
tracker:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16P_51x1mqRG9ABwMj2GyjP94SMvbusm_H95GgFGYQkY/edit#gid=0
>>341048081
will Bosman reveal himself?
>>341045945
Are they full communist Russia tier on censoring users like Giant Bomb?
>>341048105
huber is such a dumb guy I love him
>>341045945
>couldn't find thread by searching because you didn't "easy allies" in the OP
I'll forgive you because you used best Ally as the op pic
>>341048081
He's on Geoff Keighley's show during the Microsoft conference
>>341047825
It will be Knack or Crash.
I'm hoping for Knack just for memes.
>>341048050
Huber's gonna rack those points up at the Xbox conference
>>341048167
Depends on what you want to say, I am not checking the twitch chat though.
>>341048368
fuck I need to see hubers puppet show
>>341048167
Not really no, and people in the chat are pretty cool.
>tfw no Poképark this week
Fuck E3, I want more rainbow friends
>>341048167
>talk shit
>get banned
WOOOOW THEY CENSOR ME HOW WOULD I KNOW???
>>341048153
This is great, thanks senpai
>>341048068
>it's a Damiani keeps copypasting images from neogaf episode
How old are you guys, and for how long have you been using 4chan? I'd be interested to compare with the Giant Bomb fans.
>>341048794
23
7 years
>>341048794
24 years young
you could also make a strawpoll
>>341048794
28 next month.
Since around 2005-2006.
>>341048167
Their twitch has been good vibes central for now
>>341048559
Dumb people always get to me
>WOOOOOW I WAS JUST USING AN AIMBOT AND SOME WALLHACK AND THEY BANNED WITHOUT A SINGLE WARNING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>341048794
22 years old
9 years on 4chan
>>341048794
28
Since 2007
>DMC5
please please please PLEASE BE REAL
>>341048794
24, been here for 9 years.
>>341048794
29 and I have been on 4chan since 2006, though /a/ was my main board (and still is) while I only became a regular on /v/ since 2008.
>>341048794
28
11 years fuck
>>341048623
thanks anon, you can edit it yourself as well so if there's anything wrong with it just edit it
I want to hug Ben!
>>341048559
Lol. You're a retarded child. I'm talking about shutting chat down for everyone because of a handful of people abusing it. I think GB are pretty funny, but they are moronic for not expecting bad apples in their community. But hey, why not punish the whole community -- no matter how long they have been fans -- just to 'beat' some random troll.
That's what I'm talking about, you fucking ingrate.
I agree with DMC5 over DD2
YES
DMC 5
YES
>>341048794
24/25
2007 or so
>>341049089
>>341049023
>>341048908
>>341048887
>>341048867
>>341049128
>>341049146
>>341049168
LMAO, why you guys lyin' doe? Shitty youtube intonation faggots like these aren't acceptable, they're literally GameTrailers tier content. Might as well kill yourself or watch Game Grumps, you underage no taste fucks. Cya, thread hidden.
>>341049315
I don't care my man
>>341048794
24, been here 8 years
>>341049339
I want both
DMC5 this year
DD2 next year
>>341049370
Thanks for the daily shitpost anon
have a (You)
Alright, bros, who's gonna be streaming Battletoads? Brandon or Ben?
>>341049569
Which bet is going to decide that?
>>341048794
21
4 years
who the fuck is eza
can you people at least do e-celeb threads with people who aren't r-list e-celebs?
>>341048794
19 turning 20 in November. I guess I'm an oddball.
>>341049668
>he actually wants super popular vapid e-celebs
>>341049370
Reason we like EZA is literally because we aren't underaged, we were around back in the golden age of GT.
Happy they finally made their own website. Only being on Youtube seemed unprofessional.
>>341048794
26
since 2006
Is EZA better in theory than Giantbomb?
>>341049370
Ok, bye.
>>341048794
21, since 2007
>>341050097
EZA don't completely lock content behind paywalls.
>>341049658
>>341049569
I don't remember the bet, but do remember thinking that it would be Brandon. Still, it's only until they beat the Turbo Tunnel, which shouldn't take anymore than 30 minutes at most.
>>341049569
Battletoads reboot is announced. I believe Ben said it would happen
>>341050097
I feel like it's a personal taste thingAnd Gaintbomb's fanbase is something I never got along with
>>341050097
I've been following GB since the beginning and yes, EZA > GB.
>>341050097
GB died with Ryan.
kek
>>341050232
Not true though
*click* *click*
*fweeeep*
damiani just wants to be a mememaster
>>341050097
No. EZA are mainstream site shills, they're just so bad at their jobs the mainstream shill site went down on their watch. GT has been in the buttend of game reviews from day 1.
>>341050393
cup of jones isn't EZA content
>>341050364
ben looks way too tall in this
>>341050393
>Completely
>>341048794
>23, been here since 2010. So I'll always be part of the cancer I guess
>>341050512
Ben is tall. Him being short is a myth.
>just woke up for this
>fucking 2am
>its microsoft
What am i even doing.
>>341050483
It's on the EZA patreon and youtube channel. What is it?
>stunning console quality graphics
I'm sorry butX DDDDDDD
>>341050634
that's just his big head
>wanna watch E3 and EZA at work
>gotta keep the Twitch window small
>the Twitch player keeps on pausing
FUCK.
>>341050716
He's literally taller than Brad and Huber.
>>341049370
>do I fit in yet, guys?
>>341050512
Did you see the bets video in Jones' backyard??
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING GIANTS
>tfw 5'9 manlet
>tune in
>no Bosman
>close stream
>>341050960
Huber is surprisingly short though
>>341048794
208years
>>341050634
>>341050905
blood is the only tall one. i met brandon and ian at pax and at 6ft i had a good 2-3 inches on brandon.
>>341051019
You can't love Bosman unless you love his husbando.
Brad is so cute I think I'm full homo now
>>341051019
>not watching for based huber hype
Huber is seriously my favorite guy in vidya. His energy is ridiculous
>>341050960
how tall is Blood?
>>341051232
This desu
I don't agree with Jones on this. why would Sony dick around people this hard, especially when Sony doesn't even own Crash as far as we know?
>Ian with his feet on the table
Color me surprised.
>>341048794
>>341049370
34, browsing 4chin since 2005, so you can suck it, you tryhard
>>341051328
6'7"
>>341051328
Tall and skinny enough that he can only buy jeans in Florida apparently
>>341050097
Personal taste. I have been a cynical asshole for a while now, I don't need other cynical assholes while watching E3 and I like the personalities and how it mash together with the people of EZA.
Watching them is fun even if you watch the worse conference ever, Jones raging at EA for the shitty Star Wars showing was fantastic.
holy shit my sides
I am scared shitless of Microsoft bringing paid online to PC through Windows 10.
I really hope that the Microsoft conference will surprise me and actually have good news.
>>341050097
I think its more authentic. They aren't up their own ass in seriousness.
>>341051209who is his husbando? have watched almost no EZA content because Bosman doesnt seem to have his own show
>>341051734
Bosman does have his own show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXXooVa42ZY
>>341051659
Blood is so gross and boring.
How the fuck does he even have a wife?
Is she as ugly as him and a religious nutcase?
>>341050652
Sup Australia!
>>341051862
fucking finally
thanks anon
>>341048794
31 and 5 months
>>341051997
sup
I'm genuinely curious what MS could announce that hasn't been seen, I feel like at least half their probable new announcements have been leaked already.
>>341051734
He is the moderator of both Brandon Plays Pokemon as well as the main EZA podcast.
Both are amazing. You should watch them. And he also frequently stars on other productions like Frame Trap as well.
He also has Dumb Game Monday on mondays which is amazing, and Bosman v Wozniak on Fridays which is a chill stream.
And on a slightly related tangent, Kyle is producing Bosman at Home, even if it's on his own Youtube channel instead of on the EZA one.
>>341052048
he's been doing it since March
>>341052048
Warning for dumb SJW rants
>>341051906
poor taste. Blood has revealed himself to be one of the best members for being so reserved and experienced in the game journalism circuit.
That Bosman, kek
I'm curious to see how MS does today. I'm hoping their survival instincts kick in an they blow it out of the park. For now, I'm expecting a thud.
>>341051328
>>341050960
>>341050512
https://youtu.be/Sm9DwYIgV6U?list=PLaQokWZfgbymAnL-E00joIrmDtR2pXUo4&t=44
>>341051659
This is funny why?
kek found the height video, all I know is Jones is max 5'9 and Ian is max 5'7.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcwuRO2cJ24
>>341052494
I think they'll be the best presentation out of the bunch.
>>341052267
I don't think his rant against SFZ qualifies as a SJW rant and more about how little context it gives to the game the new characters. I actually agree with Kyle.
>>341052267
actual SJW rants or just "I dont like GG"
>Yesterday Ian unironically saying he wanted "Gay Mecha Romance" in Titanfall 2
>>341052743
...What's the difference?
Bosman andBurnie from RTare on YouTube Live with Keighley.
Bosman is shilling on pope stream now.
>>341051906
Blood is not a man to sit in front of a camera but he is really smart in what he says and what he knows. I find hilarious that he is the only one with Damiani that doesn't use a suit.
>>341052743
All he talks about is how stupid the Kat character is, she literally only talks in flirts and Fox says nothing to her. Not a single word. She is a shit character and just happens to be a shitty flirty female character
>>341052515
>full inch or no inch
fucking huber, love that man
>>341052380
He does have experience and knowledge and connections, but I don't wabt him on camera because he puts me to sleep. He kills the mood every time he opens his mouth.
Damianis dumb meme posting
>>341052949
They needed to inaugurate the new Vatican
>>341052626
As someone who primarily plays on Playstation, I actually agree. I'm a little worried Sony might get too comfortable at first place and underperform. Hopefully, I'm wrong.
>>341052743
More like a rant about how Miyamoto has been making games targeting boys and solely boys for the last decades and have been making his games the way all this time because of it. And how it undermines characterization among other things.
It's episode 3 of bosman at home. He does argue for it and it's a valid opinion to have. I really can't see it as "SJW". Miyamoto is a very typical Japanese old man, emphasis on old more so than man. And he does appear to be very rigid which looks like it may not be a positive thing.
>>341052835
GG is a shitshow regardless of what you think of the goals. So not supporting that isn't the same as "your game is misogynistic if it features a white male protagonist"
>>341053037
Kat from Gravity Rush? that's fine then. I dont know if I agree but I've never agreed with everything on him even when he did Final Bossman
>>341052949
>>341052918
Damn Bossman really doesn't know how to shill properly, I find it cute but also worrysome. The guy seems like a high functional autist.
>the Gayming community mourns with you
>TRADEGY
Fucking hell
What happened in Orlando?
Where even is Orlando? I am not American.
>Jones with the extra milk in the coffee
My man
>>341053337
NO, in the new Star Fox Zero, there is a new character called Katt which she is fucking retarded in almost all ways she barely has a personality and doesn't add anything to the team dynamic or story as a hole, she is a completely failed character.
[Cheering and Applauding]
>>341053605
A city in Florida where a bunch of homos got killed by an islamist the other day and everyone has to go boo hoo about it.
>Tradegy
>>341053337
kat from Star Fox Zero
"Xbox OneS"
So first Microsoft forces everyone to go all "The original Xbox" or "Xbox Prime" for the first Xbox by forcing the name Xbox One.
And now we won't even be able to pluralize Xbox One with Xbox Ones due to Xbox One S?
Damn it Microsoft. Quit it.
"xbox ones"
will they ever stop fucking this up
>>341054149
We are... the Xbox Ones™
>>341053991
>>341054149
That didn't occur to me. Holy shit LMAO good times
>also on PC
HAHAHA who was the wonderful bastard? I just listen the stream and I wasn't watching it...
Microsoft going full fuck exclusives
>>341054490
Brad
>also on PC
That's going to be the entire show, isn't it? C'mon, even Sony is getting ACTUAL exclusives.
Die windows 10 fucking shits!
>Laura Bailey
7/10 at least already
Laura Bailey is professional! PROFESSIONAL
trying to get into them but they just get hype over the dumbest shit like more Fallout Workshop garbage
>>341054890
I would get Windows 10 if it wasn't for the fact that is a fucking spybot.
>>341054879
>Also on PC
was an asterisk on nearly all PS4 "exclusives" last year.
>>341055219
Examples? Weeb games don't count.
wow
this voice acting is terrible
Microsoft can't even into exclusives
>saw blade gun
hyped
>>341055174
They're passionate, some of the only games press that aren't cynical faggots.
I thinks that is why I like them, I tend to be pretty cynical and watching people like that just leads to more negativity.
>putting people on stage to pretend playing pre recorded footage
literally why
Taking out the turret was impressive. I like this.
t. Sonygger
>>341055174
same as >>341055785
>gun that reflect its shots back at you like half the time
Solid design.
>>341055206
I can't fucking stand Windows 10. But I am thinking that I might as well turn one of my PCs into a Windows 10 machine in the future after I update to a new rig instead of leaving the computer behind. And then have nothing but games on it with nothing else.
I guess it wouldn't be able to play the absolute latest games due to not being up to date, but it would still render the Xbox One completely unnecessary.
Windows 10 fucking suck though.
>>341055174
that's just Huber mostly
he really needs to dial it back though
>Censored
>>341055351
SFV and every single indie game.
>>341055174
What I love about them is that they are optimistic at almost everything and will only turn into cynical assholes if the situation is COMPLETELY unsavable, like for example Kyle HATING MN9.
>controller > starwars
kek
What did she say /v/?
>>341055206
the botnet has been backported to Win 8 & 7 a long time ago. If you used Windows Update in the past year, it's on your computer.
>>341056297
>We can show you chainsawing people in half and blowing them into pieces
>Can't let you hear bad words though!
Murica.
>& Windows 10 exclusive
>Windows 10
>>341056858
That is going to get cumbersome. I hope whichever term people come up with to replace it isn't too annoying.
>obligatory car game section of the xbox show
What a glorious e3 of stabbing this has been
Just kidding someone help fuck
>>341056858
>>341056994
why is it a problem? exclusives are cancer.
>>341057176
I hope they don't lower an expensive car...
>>341057478
Beyond Windows 10 being literal cancer it's honestly not that bad.
It is however pretty much Microsoft admitting that they've lost confidence in the Xbox.
>pc guy playing on a controller
JUST
>>341057478
the joke is that they're still using the word "exclusive"
The australia setting actually looks pretty comfy. Might get a bones for this and scalebound desu
>>341057882
Don't be an idiot.
>>341057828
>It is however pretty much Microsoft admitting that they've lost confidence in the Xbox.
This. If something Halo other than Halo Wars 2 ends up on PC as well, they've officially abandoned it.
>>341057882
Why would you play a racing game on anything but a controller you mongoloid
>Being excited for anything with Inafune's name on it
Forza 3 looks sweet Australia confirmed bro tier
Exclusive is such an incredibly run down term at this point. It basically means nothing the way they're using it.
>Here is Shovel Knight, exclusively on Microsoft Windows, Nintendo 3DS, Wii U, OS X, Linux, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, Xbox One, Amazon Fire TV!
You can't just make multiplats and slap on exclusive on the end.
OK take a shot every time they say Windows 10
4 dogs
This game actually looks cool as shit.
Reminds me of when they used to actually make 3d platformers.
OH SHIT FFXV TIME
>>341048794
20, like3 years, I only really lurk tho
Are they going to reveal a single non-Windows10 game still available on PC?
>>341058534
Play the early access beta exclusively (for two weeks) on Playstation 4 (and PC)!
>>341058608
robots don't count
SONY GETTING KEKED
>>341058534
It just means "not on the other console, and obviously not on WiiU."
>FFXV IN A MICROSOFT CONFERENCE
SONY WHAT? I mean I know its not exclusive, but WHAT?
If FFXV ends up being Windows 10 exclusive on PC I will flip my shit.
>>341058608
total or in xbox?
robots or animal?
This is why live demos are not good.
I am feeling kind of sorry for the guy. Come on. You can do it!
>>341059202
Sony is smart, they only paid them for getting the announcement trailer, that's where the hype is. MS gets the scraps 2 months before release.
this guy is shit
FFXV DEMO FAILURES.
>IM SO UNCOMFORTABLE
>literally just autododge everything
>that fucking horseshit camera
>clipping through the hand
>countless times
christ this looks bad
NEXT LEVEL ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY: so hard not even the dev can win
>Division DLC
L I T E R A L L Y who cares
>Damiani unable to accept that FFXV won't live up
>>341059881
Its their fault for trusting a (((SquareNix)))
>>341059709
I still find it really odd how none of their 3 biggest announcements of last year's E3 were actually exclusive.
The Last Guardian was like the only actual exclusive. FF7re, FFXV, and Shenmue are all multiplats.
>>341060321
Sophie best ally
Dice again...
What a waste of time...
THIRD TIMES A CHARM
>Same trailer
KEK
how many times have we seen this trailer?
jones bout to go in on this shit and spit venom
Jones going mental kek
Literally the same trailer.
WTF is MS doing?
Brandon losing it.
>We can't change the trailers
Damn, Jones bringing the bantz.
>>341060321
I have it pre-ordered and that footage has made me want to cancel my pre-order.
>Shits on not using WW1 music
BASED
WE CAN'T CHANGE THE TRAILERS
>>341060583
thing is you just can't afford to buy 3rd party exclusives anymore. The only way 3rd party games will be exclusive if it's a niche weeb game and the devs are too lazy to port it.
at least Sony's 1st party stuff is genuinely exclusive and not "& Windows 10"
christ that loud cunt from the Bethesda show is in the crows
https://twitter.com/_wotta/status/742397649630924800
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>background music
>ahhhhhhhhhh wooooooooo
Ybarra be kidding me
>>341061595
>AAWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>WWOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >EEHHHHHHHHHHHHEEHEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
can the users create their own groups or will it be locked to the ones ms create?
>>341061595
The screaming banshee is back?
that's a neat idea at least
>this could be boring
>OOOOH!... this could be boring
Jones you silly bitch.
by the way is that Steve Blum doing PA?
>Minecraft shows up
>this could be boring
based
>>341061806
lmao what the fuck
the price is effectively $365 then
UUUUUUUGGGGGGH THIIICCCKKK
>>341061806
My fucking sides
>>341061821
>>ahhhhhhhhhh wooooooooo
>>341062104
>>AAWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>WWOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jones has been so based this entire E3 so far.
He was great throughout the EA conference too.
>it's a cancerous swedish developer episode
what's next? Fucking Paradox on stage?
Oh boy this conference is starting to go into freefall now.
that girl is qt as fuck
ZEITGEIST
>ZEITGEIST
FUCKING CARMACK
IN THE MINECRAFT SECTION
WHY
CARMACK
A
R
M
A
C
K
jesus carmack is such a nerd
I kind of understood it when they showed Minecraft through the Hololens since the Hololense is a completely new thing.
But just shwing Minecraft because of cross-platform-play is a bit much.
>OH THE HUGE MANATEE!
John "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PIZZA" Carmack
sellout
Thanks for those genuine thoughts John, that definitely did not feel scripted or forced whatsoever!
man carmack is such an autist
Carmack sounds like a cartoon character
>MAD SCIENTISTS LAIRUHH
Carmack you beautiful bastard
SAVE US CARMACK
OH WAIT YOU ARE THERE TO SELL VR! FUUUUUCKKKK YOU!
>>341062825
Now I'll imagine that Momiji is in the audience. It'll be somewhat more tolerable now. Thanks anon.
>>341063843
Jesus christ almighty
>>341063843
fuark those thighs
Is Huber retarded or is he just acting like this because the Shenmue 3 reaction got a lot of views last year? How can anyone get excited about this shit?
>LETS GET OUTTA HERE
>let's get out of here!
>>341063843
Damn child bearing hips.
>>341064136
this is Huber
>>341063843
Todd Howard with hips
Okay...
>lets get outta here
>>341048794
19
3 years
>>341064136
hello newfriend
How many times are they going to shill the elite controller his conference?
>>341064136
Huber gets exited about a new color being available on paint. That is his personality m8.
Huber with that visible disappointment with this conference
>>341064136
Look at his reaction to a dog jumping >>341060321
compared to everyone else. Huber is just Huber.
>>341064136
He's very easily excited, especially when it comes to vidya.
Just go back and watch pretty much anything from GT. Shit, watch Huber Hype which was just him on his own.
>>341063843
i wanna fucc t b h
>>341064453
how the fuck did that come out that wrong?
was he supposed to say it "in-game", but instead he took down his gamepad and said it to her as if they should leave?
I want transparent controllers
WOW....SO THIS IS THE POWER OF INDIE GAMES.....
BIG
MEATY
THIGHS
>>341063843
I'd impregnate that.
anon who counted dogs during Xbox conference, were any of them animal dogs or robot dogs?
WILL SCALEBOUND REVEAL ITSELF
>we know literally nothing about Inside
>guy comes out and shills the fuck out of it anyway
Awkward.
>>341063843
>>341065091
M$ has most qt grill so far.
>>341065250
There is no way it won't
What was Neebs?
>>341065250
it fucking better
>independent studios
redefining the boundaries of definitions
>Xbox early access
LMAO
does blood honestly think all xbox owners have gamings pc's and vice versa? shit man theyre not losing sales on either platform by having them on both
>>341065930
they are possibly losing future xbox buyers. Why the fuck should I buy a bone now?
A R T
R
T
What the fuck is this? a new bioshock?
I think this is We Happy Few.
It actually looks pretty great.
Damiani is so befuddled
>>341066278
We Happy Few
>>341065930
My computer is over 5 years old now but it can play modern PC games just fine.
In console years my computer is essentially "last gen" but it still makes the Xbox One completely redundant.
The only real reason to get Xbox One is if you ant to avoid installing Windows 10 but still want the Windows 10 exclusives.
What game are we even watching?
Looks like one of those cinematic movie walking simulator games.
what the fuck even is that game
>have a guy on stage with a controller to prove this is gameplay
>game is completely scripted with one way corridors
>>341066607
We Happy Few, it is actually really open, that was probably just the tutorial part.
Another card game?
CYBERPUNK 2077
OH WAIT NO IT'S A SHITTY CARD GAME
>>341066974
A'ight. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt.
>>341066607
Equilibrium: Pixar Edition
>party fascism
i like that, cautiously hype
GWENT! GWENT GWENT GWENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Look at what we've been working for the past year instead of Cyberpunk, a fucking card game!
FUCK NILFGARRD
D-
Save us Sony
>>341067229
yeah i'm pretty happy about this.
played witcher 3 like mad just for the gwent quests. have every card but one as well because game is buggy but i had fun.
>card game
>that only witcher fangays get
OK
>>341067634
Hey fuck you! GWENT IS AWESOME! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
How in the fuck did MS get Tekken
>>341067107
Yo Gwent is really fun
why the fuck is there blood on the camera but not on the characters?
>>341067106
Card games are hype. The only thing I dislike is that everyone slowed down their F2P model after Hearthstone proved that it's profitable for your TCGs to be slow as a fucking snail for non-paying players.
Hopefulyl this doesn't go for the same pace as Hearthstone that basically requires you to pay.
Soul Calibur? Tekken?
oh wait...
BASED HARADA
>>341066139
if you want the games on it and dont want to deal with pc shit which is most people. look at multiplatform game sales pc is always at the bottom
>>341066426
thats basically what im saying, you already have your platform and they just opened up an option for you to buy their game
>FUCKING HARADA
>The guys fucking lose it
>>341068127
Fucking Harada
Holy shit Harada
BASED HARADA GONNA SHOW HOW TO PLAY AKUMA FOR REAL.
>Harada not wearing his Iori idolmaster shirt
absolutely based
covered wars ya know
>>341050352
Don't kid yourself. GB died with Klepkek.
>>341068126
I loved Gwent on the main game, if it stays basically the same then fuck it I am on board day 1, though I don't know how they would make money out of i without affecting the balance of the game or giving advantage to the people paying. I would guess they would add "skins" for cards or something?
I still have never played Dead Rising, are the games any fun?
Serious questions, has there actually been any exclusives yet?
Based Harada.
UAAAAAGHHHH THICKER?!?!?!?!
So dead rising isn't exclusive to bone and windows then?
Gwent would actually be a really fun card game, 100% no RNG.
>>341069262
>thicker
cmon senpai
>>341069171
The first one's a little annoying because it has a time system in it, but they're decently fun with some nice 'challenges' to get everything in a playthrough.
>>341069171
Yeah, I like the first one and Off the Record.
Give them a go.
>>341069262
MS is full of Milfs. I like that.
Dead Rising 1 was really cartoony. So why have they tried to do it all grime and gritty with photo realism since Dead Rising 3?
>>341069262
i really expected thick to be said with hip minechick, not now.
SCALE
BOUND
KAMIYA IS IN THE HOUSE
>>341069337
For some reason 2 wasn't an exclusive but all the others have been, well exclusive to everything except for sony and nintendo platforms.
Please be wearing a leather jacket.
HARADA THEN KAMIYA?
Shit microsoft is really going all out.
>>341069439
The first one is the best one.
FINALLY lets get this shit started
>Harada
>Kamiya
we want the /v/ audience
>Brandon completely pissed at the woman talking about nothing.
>stop talking
>stop talking
>you are talking about nothing
>show don't tell
>we know
K A M I Y A
A
M
I
Y
A
BLOCKED!
>>341048794
25,almost 26,
5 years on the board
SCALEBOUND
ALSO ON PC
ALSO ON PC
Microsoft going full anime with Scalebound.
>>341069951
Yeah, I enjoyed it more than the second one, but I still didn't like the time mechanics. Haven't tried DR3 yet.
JAPANESE TWITTERMAN ON STAGE!
game looks to be running much smoother
>that voice acting
Has the boss even attacked yet?
W101 had a boss the size of a planet you fuck
>>341048794
21, 8 years.
I guess i'll have to run a sandboxed Win 10 partition for Dead Rising and this.
>>341070081
That Star Wars shit has really pissed him off
He's usually more lenient towards this sort of stuff
I guess it's kind of cool, but it kind of bothers me when super gigantic enemies like that are super slow and or doesn't do anything.
It should be able to smash them out of the skies from almost anywhere. But it doesn't seem to do much.
Aside from that it looks really cool though.
GUYS GUYS! WHAT IF HES IN THE BOSS AND THATS JUST A PARASITE IN THE BOSS
looks unfinished as fuck
Am I crazy or does this just not look that...fun? I love Platinum and that brand of action games but something about the bow and getting on the dragon just looks bland.
Gonna be honest I love P*s games but this looks shitty.
Like, really shitty.
for you
Bloodworth speaking the truth
The bows feels out of place as fuck
This looks slow as fuck for the hyped up music.
>>341071072
it looks very "platinum". We've seen all their tricks before
>>341071072
It's definately tame for Platinum. Likely by Microsofts request desu.
>>341071072
I don't know why it seems so boring. All the parts in isolation seem neat, but everything looks so flat.
>>341069171
the first one i like a lot. has a really cozy vibe, and despite being very videogamey doesn't feel like the setting for a videogame. highly recommend it.
Looks abysmal. Flashy as hell with 0 freedom of movement and flight. Wouldn't be surprised if the dragon parts are completely on rails.
>recore looks better than scalebound
Gonna be honest, didn't expect this.
Also PIRATES?
Fucking hell Kamiya, the Microjews fucked you over hard.
Sea of Thieves.
No way of this requiring WIndows 10 right?
The headphones and music why? Ruins it
>>341071072
>>341071539
it's just a tired schtick because there's like 20 games by now that do the cuhrayzeee DMC shit
>>341071365
Maybe they ask them to make something grandiouse like God of War 3? Instead of focusing on character action moveset that is more set for a huge amount of enemies?
>>341071647
Yeah, really disappointed with that.
>shoot arrows until weak point opens
>attack weak point
I hope they actually show gameplay
This conference is fucking unwatchable.
Why the FUCK won't they just show us the trailers.
SEA OF THIEVES
REMEMBER TO POST IF YOU SEE A KRAKEN
>>341071787
all MS games are Win10 only
Rare is owned by MS
>>341071851
But this was everything BUT churazeh, you dolt.
That's why it's boring.
>>341071851
Yeah but I love that sort of game, like I would commit a crime for DMC5. But that just looked weak.
also do we have an 'amazing' count yet?
time for cringe
they fucking ruined it
>>341071851
I think part of it was also the DMC4 Nero problem, where the game took control away from you to show you something, instead of just giving you the tools to do something interesting yourself. Of course, people eventually figured out how to do fun stuff with Nero and Dante was also in that game, but who knows if Scalebound also has solutions.
>>341071865
My guess is they wanted it more "gritty" to make it more palatable to the more casual/normie crowd MS likes to chase.
>>341046486
>casting couch
Thanks anon i needed this.
This E3 has been so fucking boring so far.
>>341072043
It wouldn't be a conference if they just showed trailers m8
>starts with a few seconds of gameplay
>these insufferable faggots start putting their faces in the screen
But. Why?
Ugh. Another multiplayer gimmick game with a dead community within a month? Thanks Microshit.
Bank on idiots playing with other idiots instead of making a real pirate game.
>literal nobody facecams
Who would think this was a good idea?
That kind of looked like Guns of Icarus but on a whole other level. Could be fun.
>>341072863
least it was better than EA's paid celebrities who didn't want to be there shit
>>341072863
This poster has a penis in his ass right now.
yay state of decay
with hopefully a budget
>>341073217
jazzed
>>341071678
Unless Inafune has complete control, the game might turn out good. Like Soul Sacrifice.
>more zombie games
GIVE IT UP
>DURIFTO
>State of Decay 2
Ok the first one was not bad. Somewhat hyped.
>>341072569
>casting couch
>Kyle
He is pure anon, he is already a wizard.
I hope they fix it with the sequel.
State of Decay 1 was buggy as fuck and pretty lackluster, but a really neat idea.
>NO KRAKEN
>HALO REVEAL?
WHO ASKED FOR THIS?
>>341073627
it'll be interesting to see if that was from being an Xbox Arcade game or general shittiness of the dev team
I hope that you're still forced or have the ability to switch between your community members even during multi
>>341073678
BUT IT'S HALO WARS 2
>>341073895
i loved halo wars
ODST DROPPING IN
>Halo Wars 2 on W10
They officially don't give any shits about Xbox anymore.
FMVs!
>>341073895
I did.... 5 years ago, before Halo went totally to shit.
>console RTS
Like how? Seriously how do they hope to make this work properly?
Are any fucking games coming out this year? Everything is Q1 now
WHO CARES ABOUT FUCKING HALO WARS 2 WHEN ENSEMBLE STUDIO IS FUCKING DEAAAAAADD
Halo on PC. They'll announce it now! You know it!
That's it?
Phil living in a dream world
>>341074580
The first Halo Wars wasn't too bad from what I remember.
That being said, its also on Win10 so fuck even trying to get it on Xbox.
>>341074672
...on windows 10
Free online on Xbox or paid online on Windows 10?
What will they do?
>>341075202
paid online for windows would be a death sentence
>>341075202
niether
>>341074672
Didn't they announce that like a week or two ago though?
KNACK 2
>>341075492
#DEFECTION
THIS IS THE HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS ANYBODY HAS EVER SEEN
>highest quality pixels!
>>341050896
livestreamer w/ twitch gui. You'll never go back, trust me.
HIGHEST
QUALITY
PIXELS
:^)
what a load of shit
I almost feel bad for people that bought an xbone recently
I feel like they're getting shafted so hard right now
GUYS A MIDRANGE PC COMING HOLIDAY 2017
6 TERROR FLOPS
Guys.
Guys.
Meaningless number bomb.
"we don't believe in small gaps of upgrades" they said
"If we do the next step, it will be a whole new console, and not an upgrade" they said
>>341076080
>w/ twitch gui
There is a gui now?
>Microsoft already pushing the next generation
>Sony have 40 million PS4s sold
>But almost none of the PS4 exclusives haven't even been released yet
How long until the PS5? Was the PS4 a mistake?
>>341075843
>>341076015
>>341076095
WE CAN RENDER AT 60HZ
>>341076636
and the highest quality pixels you rat fuck
>not even Huber is excited about it
TOP FUCKING WEW
pc is dead amirite guys
>Brad selling his bone
>>341076830
Sonyggers on suicide watch with their low quality pixels
>>341077126
its over a year away
>>341048794
21
6 years i guess, i'm not sure
>>341077315
Everyone with a PC and an Xbox One should. Really.
Why wouldn't you? You'll even save money by skipping out on Gold.
>>341076753
Sony also has a new mid gen console.
I guess generational consoles are dead. They are going to upgrade the consoles every 3/4 years with a mid range PC that will be "backwards compatible" with the previous gen console.
Which will mean that sooner or later your PS4/Xbox one will be obsolete like 4 years old PC are obsolete to play modern games at current settings.
Sea of Theives looked great
>>341048794
25
3 years of suffering here.
>>341048794
21
using for 3 year cause I was never underage b&
the bait still leakin ?
around comfy, never relax.
Poor Bossman
>EZA has no Bosman
>Best gamers has no Zach
>>341078078
>mid gen console
The Scorpio sounds like an actual next gen console though. It'll likely blow the PS4 Neo out the water.
Microsoft's mid-gen deal is the Xbox One S.
The real question is where on the power spectrum the Nintendo NX will land though. That's the real wildcard.
>>341078871
He'll be back later, he's only with Geoff for this conference.
Hype tier
Sea of Thieves
What the fuck happen
FFXV, Scorpio reveal.
Harada tier
Tekken 7
Too little to late
HW2
Tripping balls/walking simulator tier:
We Happy few
Meh
The rest
>PC Gaming show
>when we just finished watching the Microsoft PC Gaming show
>>341078078
That will mean consoles won't hold back pcgaming like they used to it's a win win
>>341078871
I don't see bosman on the youtube set anymore, I hope he's getting back to Jones' garage as soon as possible. Bosman only being told to give a one sentence letter grade was lame
>>341079392
We Happy Few isn't a walking sim.
Look up other demos of it.
>>341079392
>Even remotely interested in Tier
State of Decay 2
>Looks OK Tier
We Happy Few
>Final Fantasy Tier
FF15
>literally who gives a shit tier
The rest.
>>341079484
Only if enough people care about buying a mid range PC every 4 years for $500 or so.
Shut the fuck up Huber I love Kamiya too but that looked like SHIT.
>>341079392
Dead Rising 4 is promising
Ben dropping truth bombs about Scalebound.
>>341079417
Hopefully the PC Gaming Show will have some non-Windows10 PC game announcements.
>>341079889
Huber is their dudebro connection for better or worse
>>341079889
He is cursed with maximum optimism. Based Ben schooling him on why it looked like shit.
Will Cerny reveal himself at the PC Gaming Show?
Itsuno > Kamiya
>>341079952
Oh forgot about it but to be honest I don't care, I already played the 3 games and the last one was completely unnecessary, I couldn't see a reason why 4 should exist other than "we are still popular, we should make another!"
>>341076735
a very competent one
>>341079871
>a mid range PC every 4 years for $500 or so
This is the mistake console players typically do.
You aren't supposed to buy a mid range PC for $500 and then replace it a couple of years later. You're supposed to buy a PC around $10 000 and it'll likely last you a full decade if not more and save you money in the long run.
Bigger investment upfront, cheaper long term. That's PC gaming. The mid-range stuff isn't as much value for your bucks.
new thread
>>341080920
>>341080920
>>341080920
>>341080876
literally no
>Looks cool tier
Sea Of Thieves
State Of Decay
DR4
>Shit demo but could be great
Scalebound
Gears 4
Recore
>Holy shit what are you doing
Final Fantasy
>>341080876
>$10 000
$1000 not $10 000.
>relying on pathetic male allies to form an opinion for you.
