>Cover me while I hack this terminal!
dumb frogposter
>Cover me while I post this frog
>hop on that turrent!
>beep
>boop
>pew pew pew
>c'mon, only one more level!
>you boys go play outside!
>parent gets addicted to game
>collectable monster pokemon parody
>headset and gloves virtual reality
>oh no the games have come to life good thing ive practiced for this
>highscore
>battery low
>fullbody spandex suit with cannon arm
>donkey kong parody
>lightningstorm does something to game
>haunted game
>mystery prize at end of final level nobody has ever beat
>WoW parody with characters dressed like their in-game characters
>hit his weak spot!
>hadouken
>wait a minute you mean dark_killer99 was a girl the whole time!?
>pro gamer beating protag online is protags parent
>bad guy in game is local bully
>tilt controller from side to side while playing
>hes hacking the game
>>341033512
>enemies only start attacking once you're on the turret
>turret isn't as effective as if you'd just stayed mobile
Hated this shit. Games where you could choose to use the turrets for an advantage like HL2 and Halo CE did this the best.
>escort me to the landing zone!
>The override has to activated manually! I'll stay back while you get on the shuttle!
>>341033512
The humvee turret section in mw2 was comfy as FUCK before you actually had to start shooting at things.
>>341033295
timesplitters is fun tho
>>341033295
>come up to the fourth floor to meet me
>the code for the elevator should be in the storage room
>but X has the keycard needed to get into the storage room
>he is in the med bay, but that's heavily guarded by security turrets
>you'll need to find some way to override the terminal
>the terminal is on the security level, so take the stairs
I hate this type of shit in games. Just one fucking problem after another. The game just fucking dumps a laundry list of shit you have to do to open some door or get on an elevator. I especially noticed this at the beginning of System Shock 2.
>shit, the elevator broke down. Looks like we have to take the stairs.
>NPC insists on coming along for the quest they hired you for
>Runs in while you're trying to pass a sneak check
I hate having to tail someone without being seen the most
>need to protect NPC while he's doing something
>suddenly 50 enemies decide to appear out of nowhere
>escort mission
>moves faster than you walk but slower than you run
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>have to stay 20 feet ahead of them because they'll die to a wet paper towel thrown at them, much less a bullet
>clear a wave
>another one shows up behind you and now you have to restart the mission
>>341033512
>turrent
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