Will you buy Jade's new Star Wars game?
>>341020590
Not even worth a rent.
Nobody likes loose content.
We're getting a Mara Jade game?
Sounds pretty hype.
>>341020590
So with her on board, I guess that they're trying to turn Star Wars into another yearly botchfest franchise? No thank you. She hasn't contributed anything to the industry so far. AC is literally one of the reasons why it is as bad as it is.
I want to impregnate Jade while telling her I enjoyed her games
>climb that sith tower and use force vision to reveal the map
>follow that sith man and use the force to eavesdrop
>use force grab to pickpocet the sith captain
please no
>>341021923
why is totalbiscuit sleeping on a cake?
I will, because it's actually Amy Hennig's game and Jade is just the PR and eye candy.
I hope I wasn't the only person who saw that absolutely forced smile on her face.
It was so fake it made me feel uneasy.
>>341022290
fucking this
>>341020590
Hot damn she turned into a fine milf
>>341020590
yes, I love Mara Jade
>>341020590
That's cute Jade, but we all know who'd game they really want to buy
>>341025790
tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...
>>341026317
tell me tell me, tell me tell me lies
>>341026396
oh no no, you cant disguise...
>>341025790
i'd love a star wars beth game
>hey guys this game takes place before the xj-88 model 3 blaster was invented and i just found one at end of this cave full on undead sith, whats up with that?
>not interested in discussing how realistic things are in an alternate universe space game w/ talking aliens and blue glowies
>>341025790
whats todds actual height?
>>341021828
>this comic is nearly 10 years old
>>341027265
6'2"
>>341027265
there's no way he's taller than 5'5"
>>341027398
If you remember this meme, you had a great childhood! Upvote if you know what 8.8 stands for!
>>341027449
so that model next to him is what... 7' ?
>>341027265
I'm more disgusted by the new balance + suit combo. You're trash if you do this.
>>341027449
>Kaley Cuoco (9'9'')
Wasn't she a producer on Splinter Cell Blacklist as well?
>>341027265
>>341027449
Is Todd Howard the Robert Downey Jr. of video games?
>>341027265
Wow he's shorter than Kamiya? That's just sad.
>>341020590
Jade is a cute MILF! CUTE OLD WOMAN!
>>341027850
That's Pitbull.
>>341020590
No, they killed the only interesting Star Wars game, 1313, and yet, they are still saying that "they're wanting to make our dreams come true". Fuck EA and fuck these whores.
I want to cummy in mummy
>>341027915
>gritty (but T rated) third person shooter
yeah wow that one looked so interesting and unique
>>341020590
What do we actually KNOW about this title?
Because Nu- tomb raider actually sounded good after prattchett writing the story was announced and guving us an origin story for lara. It was only after we saw the ultra shit 'gameplay' and 'i haet tooomz' bs that we realised it was shit.
>that horribad story vs. Gameplay tital disconnect.
They could've made it a hard ass stealth game due to story laras noob status and aversio to violence etc.
Instead we get a casual retard fest where we run around murderising goons with impunity even on hardest difficulty.
So my question is. Will the PRODUCT be decent? Otherwise it can fuckoff. I still have tie fighter etc jedi knights and kotor i can always replay. So they need to make something WORTH a buy to get my dosh.
>>341027915
dumb frogposter
>>341020590
No, because she's ugly unlike me, don't hit on me silly boys teehe. Pre-order Skyrim Special Edition!
>>341028082
The setting was awesome.
>>341022290
now I'm looking forward to this
that autistic female geralt knows her shit
What if Todd and Jade fucked and had a baby? Would that kid have the ability to sell any game imaginable?
Where did the Todd lies meme come from? What has he lied about?
>>341026752
I can forsee it now.
>THESE RAKS ARE TOTALLY NOT SUPER MUTIE GHOULS / DRAUGR REEEEE!!!! buy star warsTM by Todd(R) Bethesda presents...
I want to buy Jade's game.
>>341028292
Nothing it's just silly meme
>>341020590
No, the whore was useless at Ubisoft and still is at EA.
Please don't speak like that about my wife
>>341028292
Todd has always been a human meme man going back to oblivion with guns and horse armor
I think the lies meme started when he made a Molyneux-esque presentation about Skyrim
>>341028536
Why was she standing like that?
>>341021828
nice edit
>>341027265
>>341027545
(You)
>>341028230
She would remain inside Jade's womb for a year while Toddles and Jade carry around an animatronic doll believing it's her.
>>341028624
Feminine CIA power stance. It's not very strong.
>>341021573
If only :')
>>341028481
>a manual on Gamebryo
Guess they mean Bethesda's shitty version of Gamebryo.
>>341028624
She got creampied right before that pic was taken, now she needs to release into her trousers.
>>341028624
Maybe her butt hurts
>>341028481
I can't fault him for the last one
>>341028536
what's her ass game like?
she got pretty good body
>>341021828
>the guy who made this is still in jail
Damn...
>>341028481
>that last one
lost it
>>341028624
she's obviously ex-cheerleader. that's their idle stance.
>>341028496
she's literally the reason AC is on its what 10th game and a movie.
no one would have bought the first one if it wasn't for her
Man she is such a mommy now.I want to suck her all day
>>341028660
I kinda want to cum all over a Todd's photo to put it on that comic
>>341028134
fucking kek
I would buy the used toilet seat from her house is she was selling it.
>>341028660
oh boy
>>341021828
Why do i find this so fucking hot?
>>341029016
wait, what?
>>341020590
>all these years later
>still looks that good
I'll buy her game
>>341021828
I never understood that comic. Did she actually do anything sexual for publicity?
Also Assassin's Creed 2 is actually a really good game.
My dream Star Wars game is a AAA action RPG where I play as a qt twi-lek Jedi. Why isn't that fantasy being turned into a game?
>>341030161
>Did she actually do anything sexual for publicity?
No, but she's a woman so we have to degrade her.
>>341030161
maybe you never understood it because you're an underage faggot who wasn't around when AC1 was being marketed
>>341030161
Nope, it was online neckbeards taking offense at a girl for what they perceived as cultural appropriation even though she programmed her whole life.
>>341030353
Explain then faggot. Because it seems to me you neckbeards are only mad at her for her gender
>>341028624
she's a big jew
Is Amy Hennig the only women in the vidya industry /v/ respects?
>>341030612
Educate yourself shitlord
>>341020590
She aged pretty well. What a qt.
>>341030353
>who wasn't around when AC1 was being marketed
I wasn't. I played it around release but have no knowledge of the marketing. Please explain
>>341030612
She was presented as some kind of lead designer of the project, being sent into press conferences and interviews as if she was to AC what Kojima is for MGS or Todd is to Skyrim even though she's just some PR person and had nothing to do with the creative process of the game development.
The lead dev of the game was a white neckbearded male. After AC he left Ubisoft to make a new game. Then Ubisoft bought the company he was working for and canceled his game.
>>341031253
Who is Yoko Shimomura?
>>341031403
She was the producer of the game, so she had a lot of input into the development
>>341031325
>>341030057
That's what happens when you don't drink of smoke. A lot of 40 year old women still look good if they don't fuck up their body with pure shit.
>>341030161
It was claimed she was a brainless bimbo being paraded as a lead developer to gain attention for their project.
It's pretty hilarious in hindsight since she's still around and relevant 10 years later.
It was unqustionable misogyny
>>341020590
>new battlefront game
>amy hennig star wars game
>respawn star wars game
>jade raymond star wars game
please kill me
>>341022014
it doesn't have sugar in it.
>>341031498
exactly
>>341031753
I don't drink or smoke due to health issues. At least I'll still look somewhat good when I die young i guess
>>341027265
When will they learn?
>>341027265
Is this a shop?
>>341027449
Oh good. Im kojima sized. At least i know im taller than todd. Was scared since im manlet level too
>>341033241
How's the view down there?
>>341033241
you're taller than every asian
>>341033383
Im well aware im manlet. I wad just scared to be todd level.
>>341033241
>tfw when I'm 6ft 1 but always felt small because I'm always around like 6ft 3 people. Moved away since and now surrounded by 5ft 4 people.
FEELS GREAT DESU SENPAI.inb4 6ft 1 is small
>>341033241
You're not a manlet until you reach 1.5 meters. Average height is around 1.70-1.75 around the world. To be significantly smaller, you have to be around 1.5
>>341033564
>manlets believe this
>>341020590
The whole time she was speaking, it sounded like she was slowly explaining something basic to a retard, and her facial muscles were straining to keep her from doing that shit-eating grin that Ubisoft wrote into her decade long AssCreed shill contract.
>>341033564
Anything under 6'4 is manlet tier.
>>341033537
it is unless you're a nip or a spic, but in that case you really shouldn't "feel great" about your appearance under any scenariounless ur a grill
>>341028724
>5'6"
Joosten looks like a leggy model in pictures next to Japs
>>341033387
Friend of mine visited Tokyo last month. She's 5'6" and posted a pic of her on the street. She was taller than 90% of the other people. How is that even possible.
>>341035310
You meant to say that joosten looks perfect next to anyone
>>341029016
Story?
>>341029991
>>341035601
he got sued by Jade for making that
>>341035310
What?? She isn't leggy at all, what the fuck are you trying to convey?
>>341035340
because she was wearing high heels?
>>341035809
No, she's wearing those flat sneaker-thingies.
>>341034885
>>341028902
Why would her butt hurt?
>>341037412
>t. virgin
>>341020590
>>341034885
>>341035310
>>341034885
>these stains on her dress
>>341028292
see those mountains
>>341034885
The droop doesn't lie.
>>341028567
He was a meme man even during Morrowind
He does sell his lies well though
there is something honestly soothing about this manlets face and voice
>>341038938
>see those mountain
I never got this meme, he literally showed High Hrothgar and said that you can climb it
which you can
Hello there, stud. Hey, I noticed something, I announced a lot of games. Star Wars games. You like those, right? Do me a favor, will you. Preorder. Just drop preorders, get those games, and you'll make me a happy girl. C'mon, it's no big deal, you'll be happy, I'll be happy. I'll see you at EBGames to confirm.
>>341029016
Bullshit
>>341038301
Did joo rike it?
>>341035737
Bitch please, you can't arrest someone for satire. Lawsuit sure but thrown in prison? No.
For a second I thought it had something to do with his fetish in real life, which would definitely land him in prison for years.
>>341027265
Toddlet
>>341022384
>I hope I wasn't the only person who saw that absolutely forced smile on her face.
She has to have a fake smile on because her default expression is a shit eating grin that almost rivals Mitt Romney's.
>>341035737
>>341029016
not true and no he fucking didnt
>>341027707
Sports jacket with jeans and running shoes is the le hip social science professor look.
>>341028536
Audience, I'm EA.
>>341029970
Because she is wearing miku nderwear.
>>341030161
did you even watch the stream yesterday
>>341020590
>hennig
probably
>>341043416
That comic is 10 years old you retard, and she works for EA now.
>>341020590
Fuck no.
>>341020590
Perfect 10 years ago
Still perfect 10 years later
How does she do it?
>>341043263
>"miku underwear"
