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>if you jump out of the elevator at Firelink Shrine and run across the rooftops you can reach the crow's nest. Sit in there like an egg and you get taken back to the Undead Asylum where you fight the Asylum Demon's brother
yeah okay Aaron
>if you swim off the beach to the island at the plaza, there's a yellow bird there that gives you a shine sprite. There's one in Noki Bay too
what a crock of shit, can't believe I was friends with that kid.
>>341003846
>if you don't kill anyone in dishonored you get the good ending
What the fuck ever Josh you lying shit. Why would they give you cool powers and not want you to kill people.
>>341003846
Kids don't play dark souls.
>Yoshimitsu can throw his sword in tekken 3
>if you do it on his own stage he pins them to a tree
>I saw the move input in a magazine and can't remember it
Legit fell for this as a kid
>>341003846
>The N64 is cool but I don't really want it because I still like my N63
>Oh you've never heard of it? It's because it was in Japan only but my dad used to work for Japan and he brought one over from there
>It's really cool my favorite game for it is Dino Fight, it's a fighting game where you can play as cavemen or a dinosaur and the last boss in story mode is this really cool T-Rex with like a laser eye and machine guns instead of his little hands
>It's really cool but you can't really come over and play it with me because my dad said nobody else can see it because the N63 is illegal here because it's Japanese
Go fuck yourself Brian. Who the fuck says shit like this? Even as a 6 year old I knew you were full of shit.
>That same fucking kid told me he could fly, and he flies with a Blue Jay named Blue all the time, but he didn't w ant to show me because it made him really tired when he did.
Goddamn, what a little meth baby he was.
>>341004591
Schizophrenia is a bitch
>Dude, if you choose not to fight Magus he joins your party!
Shut up Nathan, like i'm going to believe something as stupid as that.
>>341004883
kek
>Smoke him out, then cough once "I hate when bitches cough"
thanks owen
>if you get all 120 stars in Mario 64, you find a secret cannon that shoots you to the castle roof and you see yoshi
>>341004591
You don't understand the point of thread.
>>341003846
but thats literally true you shitter look it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u38PGlkfFxU
>>341005839
fuck off Aaron
>>341006019
fine then i guess you wont ever get the ring that makes you go through blighttown without being slowed by the shit.
>>341005839
Unbelievable.
>>341004591
dumb people really like ruining the threads huh
>there's a mist stone in seafoam islands
>you can play as the hand in smash bros
>you can get to that small island in goldeneye
>you can fight a 17th colossi
>you can revive aeris
I miss the 90's to early 2000's.
>>341005839
Aaron c'mon man. Leave the poor guy alone. You aren't fooling anyone.
>hey if you press a button combination on Ratchet and Clank 3 it has a demo for a sly Cooper game
>Trust me I read it in a gaming magazine
Fucking lying cunt
>>341003846
>if you give 30 humanity to the queelag's sister she opens up a secret doorway that lets you save solaire and then he can help you fight gwyn
fuck off, Colin, who the fuck even has 30 humanity, you can't carry more than 10.
>>341006261
I wouldn't call them dumb; we don't know the circumstances. The gag isn't even that funny.
>>341003846
100% Star Fox Assault with the help of gamefaqs
>"My cousin unlocked panther and Leon"
>I got Metal Slug for the N64
>I left it at my brothers house
This fucker always used that excuse. Later he moved back in with him and guess what? no more cool shit.
fuck you
>>341006453
That's true tho
>>341003846
>>341004010
>>341004035
All those are true.
This is /v/ now. Holy shit.
>>341004072
By definition of the Souls franchise, nobody who plays it ISN'T a child
>>341004072
That's just wishful thinking, you and I both know it
>>341006664
I genuinely can't tell if you're being satirical, or if you simply can't understand satire yourself. You're either trolling or immensely dull.
>>341006664
the joke
your head
>You can go super sonic in sonic 1. You just have to gather the 7 emeralds.
MFW there are only 6 emeralds and (obviously) you can't go super
>If you hit a wall underneath the spider boss you open up a passageway and find her sister
>If you give her thirty humanities you can now open this one door and kill the bug that makes Solaire go crazy to save him
>Then you can summon him to help you fight the final boss
Fuck off Craig I know you're full of shit
>Lugia is pronounced Luigi
>Celebi is pronounced Kirby
Why did I believe that
>>341006664
That's the fucking point, you mongoloid. Now I have to ruin the joke by telling you about that the joke is being fucking facetious.
>>341006664
Faggot
>You can change your gender in dark souls 2 you just need to find the magic coffin
>>341006664
Protip for you and the other, actually literally autistic fucks in this thread.
The gag of this thread was posting stupid shit that seems like it's a "that kid" story but actually true and in the game.
This joke going over your head is quite sad.
>if you take a pig all the way through Tseldora it will dig up a weapon for you
You were such a faggot Jonathan.
>you can keep playing after the credits and go to that cave guardes by that guy to go and fight Mewtwo
Fuck off James. Who the fuck even sits through credits?
>>341007047
Are you dense? That does happen.
>if you stand under the grate halfway in the water in hazy maze cave you can build up infinite speed!
>if you hold it long enough you can go into a parallel universe
Yeah sure, fuck off
>>341007219
Fuck off James.
>>341007302
Oh fuck off you dense cunt. Play the game and see or google it.
Little known fact: in most video games, developers put a hidden menu that lets you adjust various aspects of the game's interface, sound, and even the control scheme. This is usually called the "options" menu or the "settings" menu and can usually be accessed via the main menu, and sometimes even the pause menu. Try it for yourself.
>>341007219
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>>341007372
Read the thread and then kill yourself
>>341007372
Can't fool me James.
>>341007238
>that fucking kid that had to bring graph paper and a sextant just to explain his bullshit to you
>if you take a helicopter and fly to the statue of liberty, there's a hidden door and if you go in there's a giant beating heart wrapped up in some chains
fucking Jack
>>341007219
No it fucking doesn't.
>>341007576
My fucking god.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnysebR35iE
IT'S IN THE GAME KID
>>341005839
Fuck off Aaron. Anyone can hack a game.
>>341007381
You think going on /v/ and lying makes you fucking cool?
What the hell I don't even
I can't just can't
Are you guys doing a thing or like uhhhh...
All of this is real and not 'that kid;
>>341007381
can't find it what the fuck? what games have this?
>there's a secret area hidden behind a false wall behind another false wall that leads you to a dragon and lets you join his covenant where you can turn into a dragon too
how retarded do you think I am, Aaron? The fucking dragons are all extinct by the time Dark Souls takes place
>In Resident Evil 6, you can hold right bumper and X to automatically combine all your availibe herbs.
>In Soul Calibur 3, Raphael can dodge attacks while taunting simply by pressing taunt midway through.
>In Titanfall, you can cling to the wall by holding right trigger.
>In Dragon's Dogma, the spoiled meat in the game actually serves a purpose - you can give it to your pawn and they can consume it without any ill effects, because they don't have many human weaknesses.
>In Binary Domain, if you use voice chat, you can tell your male squadmates "I love you" and they'll actually recognize it and react awkwardly, surprised to learn your of your orientation.
Fucking Melvin, you lying sack of shit. Fuck you and fuck your other lies like "consuming high amounts of fructose along with a great caloric excess will increase adipose gain." Fucking bullshit liar.
>>341007645
yeah right. fuck off jack
>>341005839
Fake as shit, the animations on that bird looks like something a 3 year old would pull off.
>>341007824
You got rused m8
>>341007421
Oh shit, what happened to his head?
>>341006664
Go easy on him guys, he'sMERELYPRETENDING
>>341007645
what do you get out of lying to people though? honestly so fucking pathetic
>>341007956
Watch the video.
>>341007738
I found all of these on my first run since i was a shitter and it took me like 200 hours
The crow thing blew my fucking mind
>>341005839
That's the joke, Aaron
>>341007645
>literally making a mod just to prove your bullshit
holy shit, jack, get a fucking job
>>341007986
oh wow a fake fucking video with some lazy server hack or some shit yeah real believable you lying cunt, fuck off
>>341007986
That fake video proves nothing faggot
>>341007824
look somewhere below "new game" on the main menu, however it requires some trickery with the directional buttons to get to it, usually pressing down a few times and then pressing the confirm button. be careful, as it's different for every game. if you're on a computer you can also try using the mouse cursor to 'hover' above it, then click on it once and it should work
>>341007986
Billy I'm gonna be level with you. We all know your cousin is good at making fake videos. This is the 5th "secret" you have show us and we all know its fake. When are you gonna stop showing us his portfolio and actually talk about things that happened?
>>341007986
Yeah and your Dad works for Nintendo too I bet? LOL come on.
>>341005839
Just stop, Aaron. We can all se the artifacts in the video, so just stop this.
>>341007645
haha yeah sure Jack, nice mod.
>"in castlevania if you wear the gold ring in the clock tower and the clock is 12 in real life a hatch will open and you can find the other ring and if you wear them both during the boss fight with richard belmont you can see hit an evil orb and he'll thank you and let you in the upside down castle where you have to build your dad"
Yeah nah, fuck you Chris. This isn't even remotely believable, it sounds like deviantart fan fiction for fucks sake.
>>341008173
Holy fucking shit I just found it. Can I get softbanned for this? Or even a VAC ban? This is insane, it has to violates Steam's TOS, no way in hell the developers intended this menu to do crazy shit like set resolutions higher than 720p. There are graphics and controller options here and everything, I feel like fucking Hackerman. Life will never be the same.
Comedy gold ITT
>if you shoot all the frogs in Snake Eater you get invisible camo
Fuck off Trever
>>341006664
Gee, it's almost as if that like the joke or something.
Gosh you are such a silly person.
>>341006664
FUCK OFF AARON
>>341006664
I can't believe you didn't get this obviously hilarious joke that we're all telling.
>If you mash both left and right trigger on COD Black Ops, you can release yourself from the chair, walk to a computer, and play Zork
Fuck you Kendrick, you dirty nigger
>You can play as that no name boss dude in super turbo if you hover over like 5 characters in a special order for 3 seconds and then hit all punches and start at the same time.
Why is it always the Asians that lie about these things? Probably just wants to buy more time at the select screen before he chooses black color Ryu cuz he's scared.
>If you hold down both the triggers at the same time, your guy will stand up and you can walk over and use the computer in the corner
You're such a fucking liar Matt
>if you beat Gwyn and take his soul to the sunbro altar, you can get an upgraded sun spear! Or you can make his sword!
Fuck you Rajeet, do you expect anyone to believe you after the time you told us that there was a magic cow god speaking to you from the shitter?
>You can go back to Kanto in Pokemon Gold/Silver after fighting elite 5
Jesus, just how far you can lie, Holden?
>>341005839
>>341007645
>showing mods
Yeah, sure, it's obviously true
>>341008517
hot fucking damn, looks like some of these old games have it too. what a find.
>>341009242
sounds bogus, the game ends after you beat gwyn
>>341003846
>I heard that if you turn your PS2 off for a week then The End will just die of old age
I'm not falling for that shit again
>>341003846
The real question is what autist discovered all this shit?
>>341009806
I found it by accident. I fell out of the elevator and didn't die, so I tried to fall out of world, or at least fuck with the crow. The prompt made me thing I sequence broke the fuck out of that segment.
>>341009806
>Discovered an obvious lie
Aaron, I swear to fucking christ...
>>341006664
Did you feel that slight gust of wind rustling through your hair?That was the joke.
>if you talk to the guy 100 times at mossdeep city, you fly on the rocket to fight Deoxys and Jirachi
>in ratchet and clank 2 if you go to silver city at a certain time of day you can use a hidden teleporter which will take you to a room full of enemies with another teleporter and if you manage to beat all the enemies you will get taken to an in game 'museum' where you can fuck around with the game's physics and see a bunch of unused assets
>you can even set your PS2's clock yourself to trick the game and go there whenever you want
>you can even get there by getting hit on a grind rail at a certain point in the level and hovering down to the area with the enemy room
get fucked chris, that sounds too complicated to be real
>people insisting there are things behind waterfalls
No there isn't Kyle nobody could put something there without being washed away by the giant amount of fucking water coming down on you.
>>341009940
NO, BECAUSE IF YOU RUN PAST THE RAINBOW BRIDGE THERE IS A BLACK PILLAR YOU CAN LIFT AND THERE'S A FAIRY THAT DOUBLES YOUR HEALTH. I SWEAR. PLEASE BELIEV ME.
>>341010000
>this actually became a thing in the remakes
>>341006390
You can play as the hand in Smash 64.
>if you unlock everything in melee and reset the save data you get to unlock spiderman
Fuck Joeeee
>>341010556
What an absolute madman
>If you walk through Blighttown you can find a giant root that leads to an illusory wall
>go past the wall to find a chest with another illusory wall behind it that takes you to a giant tree
>the tree is full of basilisks and mushrooms
>if the get to the end, there's a secret level with a dragon at the end who lets you join a secret covenant that lets you turn into a dragon.
Fuck you Nathan, you piece of shit.and just for shits and giggles, here's a true story. I actually had a Nathan and as kids we would pretend to be Pokemon. Whenever he pretended to be Mewtwo, he would use an attack called Inner Body which he claimed Mewtwo learned at lvl. 99. Fuck you, Nathan.
>in wind waker if you go to outset island, and fly across the whole island, there's a 50 floor dungeon but you need the strength bracelet which you get from freezing a volcano using ice arrows you get from the great fairy queen. You can only get to her island if you use tornado teleport which you get from killing the tornado boss. Down the 50 floor dungeon there's a ghost ship map that let's you get inside the ghost ship but it only appears at certain islands depending on the phase of the moon and on that ship you get a map to a triforce piece ocean map that tingle can decode for you.
I mean really Kasey who the fuck would even believe that? So many steps for one thing? Really?
>>341007925
Arrow to the head
>>341005615
this is true, you cucklord
>if you throw the bob-omb king into the cannon on the mountain you get an extra star
>>341011187
>didn't read the thread
>if you go to the area with the hydra there is a hidden golem in a cave at the back of the area and if you kill it you rescue a princess but wait that's not all if you go to the first area in the duke's archives you'll find a golem in the corner at the top of the stairs who doesn't attack you but if you kill it you get a special item when you need to take to the area with the hydra and go all the way to the cave at the back and there will be a hand that grabs you and takes you back to the past and there are like 4 new bosses and you can rescue the princess again, but for some versions of the game you actually have to pay real money for a downloadable file for it to work properly
nice try aaron
>catch some bugs in a bottle
>go to the final battle to fight Ganon
>release the bugs, and then catch one
>backflip and press the bottle button, then another c-item before you hit the ground
>play the sun's song on the item you are holding like it's an ocarina
>do this all again but warp somewhere
>then you will have no sword, but you can use any item you want while riding Epona, including the hookshot, which make it super powerful
Seriously, what the fuck are you saying.
>>341006664
Can't tell if your serious or just shitposting either way here's your (you)
>>341003846
>that kid who shinesparked to school
I always wondered how
>they're making an M rated Smash Bros coming out where one of Mario's taunts is him pissing
I believed it too.
If you get stuck in a certain wall in Super Mario 64 and let the game run over night, you can fly at super speeds and bounce off of those jumping spiders to a secret level outside of the regular level where Yoshi tells you how to kill the immortal quantum goomba.
>You just have to dodge 200 lightning bolts in the Thunder plains, Its easy bro
>mfw
>>341003846
>if you surf to that truck by the SS Anne and push it out of the way you can get Pikablu/Mew/Name that Pokemon
Fuck you you blond twat.
>If you beat the game with all digimon you get to unlock adventure mode in Digimon Rumble Arena.
And I fell for it.
>>341011692
>Friends trying to Wall jump
>Everyone can do one
>I manage to do 2
>Smash head into the concrete roof
"If you ask someone about Knowledge Brew, get told to look for Foxfire, ask her about it, follow the chain of islands to the Monastery of Madness, look for a room that has no entrance, go behind it, then cast Move Mountains; you'll find a secret area which the developers use as a disclaimer for any apparent references made to bad kung fu movies"
Pretty sure Foxfire doesn't exist and he had just rearranged "Firefox".
>>341003846
>Lloyd's talismans can be used to loot items from a mimic without fighting it.
>That kid thread
>All these people posting games that were just released like one gen ago
>>341003846
>If you talk to a window in the Forbidden Woods, there's a dude who gives you a rock that lets you be picked up by a big spider monster to the right of the Grand Cathedral, and it teleports you to a college filled with slime monsters and you can get a cool move that lets you shoot tentacles from your hands, and then after that is another cool area where you can see the final area in the game from a distance, and you fight nightmare versions of the doll, and then you get to kill the spider monster that teleported you, and when he dies he gives you a super cool chalice that lets you go to a beast infested catacomb in the middle east. Trust me, my dad works at Fromso-
SHUT THE FUCK UP GABE, NOT FALLING FOR YOUR BULLSHIT AGIAN
If you look through the entire world and kill ALL the bosses you can get ALL the candles and go to the bottom of HELL! And you fight the devil's best friend and he's a fly and he can kill EVERYONE in one move with tiny flies and you have to protect yourself special. And when you beat him you can go see the devil and he turns your eyes red and when you beat the final boss you have to fight him and the sun is dead and he has SIXTY-FIVE THOUSAND HPs and you can't even barely hurt him unless you have a SECRET SKILL. And Dante becomes your friend and he helps you and he has a move that can kill demons in one hit and a move that gives him magic and a move that keeps him from dying. And when you beat the devil, then, then actually he was just using A LITTLE BIT of his power! And he becomes your friend and you and him and ALL THE DEMONS team up to beat GOD!!!
Hey, if you click a balloon exactly 256 times in RCT2 before the popping animation finishes, it won't pop.
>Metapod is actually backwards
>if you go back to spear pillar after revisiting celestic town's ruins in pokemon platinum, you can fight dialga and palkia
FUCK YOU JEFF I DIDN'T FALL FOR YOUR BULLSHIT WITH MIRAGE ISLAND, AND I'M NOT FALLING FOR THIS
>"If you don't kill anyone there's a secret final boss and there's like rainbows and sh-"
NO
>>341013808
Wut. Did people actully think the other way around? You can see where Caterpie's mouth is ffs.
>>341014073
>you can grind off of the monsters in each area until literally nothing's left, then once you get to undyne she gets anime powers and kicks your ass, then after that you get to fight sa-
NO FUCK YOU.
>>341012067
Now this is actual horseshit there's no dodging or jumping an a jrpg
>>341014475
You serious bro?
>Hey anon, I bet you haven't heard. if you save your game in your jail cell and load your game back up, you play as a guy with dual swords who kills a bunch of zombies
Yeah sure Jake, you fucking liar
>if you breed chocobos enough, you get a Golden One, then you can go to a secret hidden island with a special summon materia that summons thirteen knights and the summon lasts for ages and does over 100,000 damage
Yeah, okay Callum.
>>341014730
I have the ps2 disk, but I've never played the minigame
This thread is a fucking train wreck
>If you rewind time at a certain point in the last level of Braid, and touch the princess she goes nuclear
Fucking whatever snake
>E3 is irrelevant now
Yeah, sure thing, Josh
>that kid who rolled in dodgeball
>if you find a secret item in each temple, you can go back to where the game first starts and kill the giant fish boss you couldn't beat in the beginning of the game. Once you kill it you can get Seymour's aeon Anima!
Shut the fuck up Kyle you lying sack of shit, and stop fucking telling everyone you can play basketball in ICO to get a mace
>A girl can agree to having sex, but you can still be jailed for rape!
Fuck off Josh
Can you imagine trying to tell people about the RIDICULOUS Battlefield 4 easter egg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuuzmOXL1bc
You'd be thrown off the playground.
>>341015325
Remember anon, even after she agrees and you're already in the process of having sex, you still have to look out for the warning signs that she may not want it anymore, like if she has a particular look on her face. Remember, there is a 100% chance that any intercourse whatsoever with certain girls will actually be rape!
>>341015481
and expelled for playing games that promote terrorism
>>341015325
Which video game is this a reference to?
>>341015036
>he didn't do sick matrix moves in dodgeball
It's like you want your team to lose
>>341012082
But this is true. You must have stuffed it up.
>>341003846
>that kid story
>dark souls
Underage!
MOOOOOOOOODS
>>341012904
Wut? How does that even make sense?
>>341015718
i was reffering to smash bros, anon.
>My dad works in Japan, over there they have Pokémon GREEN.
PFHHHH
Haha, ok, sure
Whatever you say Axel.
>>341011648
Thanks mate.
>>341016816
I dont remember haruhi looking that shit
>>341007645
That shit still creeps me out
>>341017025
because that's kyon
>>341003846
>if you plug in two controllers with DMC3 and use doppelganger it turns into multiplayer!
This fucking kid.
>After defeating the Golem you can fight Aliens!
>But only if you fly around the edge of the map and don't kill the probe after it scans you
Yeah, sure thing pal
>>341004157
That's a good one, I would have liked to see that
>if you set your ps2 date to christmas youll unlock secret characters in simpsons road rage
Whatever Randy.
>>341015962
It puts them to sleep
>why?
How the fuck would I know
>>341017301
>You can play as Vergil if you plug another controller in during the 2nd last mission!
I think we knew the same kid.
>>341015481
i love shit like this
>There's a phone booth in that street level of GoldenEye 007, Where you can fly a fighter tank.
>There's a way you can have a golden laser gun.
>You can make odd job appear on the second level and he'll help you beat the whole russian army.
Fuck I don't even want to attempt to remember all the bullshit. Some of it I actually tried.
Why Chris, Why?
He was shot to death in a cocaine deal gone wrong like little less then 10 years later. So oh well.
>>341017389
>if you wake up at three am and then play the Silver City level in Ratchet and Clank 2, there's a secret teleporter on top of a fountain that will take you to the secret developer museum where you can fly hover cars and listen to the developers talk
Fuck off, Kayler.
>>341010726
The fuck's an "Inner Body"
>>341015481
absolutely fucking insane
>>341012906
The games may change but the legacy of That Kid always gets reincarnated.
>>341015481
This is some serious "That kid" level shit, like holy fuck
Told kid this once.
>If you wear this mask and go into the lost woods, the deku people will give you the triforce!
>kid does it and get blasted with nuts.
He actually called me and raged at me for that...
Oh god I can't tell you how many times
>You can totally get the triforce in Ocarina of time!
>>341015481
>joining a multiplayer server to be a useless shit trying to treasure hunt
>If you beat single player mode in under 8 minutes you don't get speed king, you get a bonus called speed demon that gives you 80,000 points!
Fuck off, Nobody can beat single player in under 8 minutes.
I just need a (You)
>>341019869
You earned them, anon. We need more quality shitposters like you.
>>341015529
Why does this trigger you? If you're harming someone and they don't want to continue, why shouldn't you stop? Your enjoyment doesn't override their rights.
>>341019869
>New IP
Yeah fuck (You) too.
>>341020665
oh no, I've been found out
>>341007219
You're wrong James.
Fuck off
Why was the kids name always Jake? And why do they always normally look like Guy Fieri? I went to a lot of schools and there was always one kid that looked exactly like the other, they must make them in factories.
>Just trade me your Haunter bro, I'll it take it off your hands :^)
>Prince of Persia: sans of time
>Heard if you beat it 5 times on expert without turning off your ps2 you unlock a bonus staff that the minions use
>My uncle fucking watched me for a while day just to see if it was real or not
>It fucking wasn't
>My retinas still burn and my thumbs cramp up whenever i remember it
>>341007483
"""""Harry""""" please go
>>341023920
>sans of time
>>341023935
It's """"Henry"""" you dip.
>>341024082
Fuck
>that kid that said you could spoiler tags on /v/ by highlighting the text and clicking ctrl+s
real funny anons, i bet you want me to delete system 32 next huh?
>>341024463
I bet you don't even know how to triforce, lol.
The best part of these threads are triggered newfags
>>341010496
Also in melee
What about That Kids that never grew up
I know someone who claims they are a girl, 6'4 (and continually getting taller), a body builder, black belt in tae kwon do, a blacksmith, mlg gamer, german, family is rich, drives a 68 camaro, knows everything there is about cars, is an expert in computer parts, and only has to sleep 5 hours a day.
They also couldn't hold a single UPS job for more than a few months.
>all these "that kid" tier secrets new-ish games have
>all invalidated thanks to 20 highly detailed websites, wikis and forum threads extensively documenting every aspect of the game and its countless datamines
>at release day because there was a months-long beta
Kinda miss everyone going 100% blind and exchanging secrets as they go, and also making up bullshit and becoming that kid, why not.
>Sorry, we can't play ISS - France 98 because there's a blackout in France
>>341003846
>Oh, your parents got you PC? With CD drive and WIndows 98? Cool. And I have PC with WIndows 100 and built-in VHS-player to watch movies.
Oh god, so much bullshit little shitters made up back in the day.
>>341006518
>Giving kaathe 30 humanities gets you the darkwraith set
Nice try kevin but i know that if the armour was in the game they'd drop it
>>341006932
Haha, good one Ano-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azUabjRFihg
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
>>341025331
They're called pathological liars and once you've known one, you can tell them pretty easy.
It's like they're desperate to make themselves seem like the most interesting people in the world. I just don't get it man, makes me wonder what exactly during a childhood formulates this shit.
> hey """"""henry"""""", i was abe to get watch out for rolling rocks with 0.5 A presses
>>341006664
>>341005839
People that can't detect obvious sarcasm literally have something wrong in their brain.
>>341009806
>about 80% of the elevators in soulsborne have a hidden area if you jump off while they're moving
>you can see loot on the buildings of firelink from the ground
>one of the loots is asylum key
>you remember loot in asylum and the door that was locked
>you find the nest of the crow that brought you from the asylum
It's really not that stupidly convoluted, not like the Ash Lake or the DLC.
>>341006664
>This is /v/ now
t. 2014 poster
>If you cast Paladin Force right after you hit someone with Searchlight it will do the whole combo from any distance
Mikhail you fucking retard it has to hit with its own projectile to do the combo, jesus christ. The kind of people that played PSP in Russia, I tell you.
>>341009806
I think I did find it by accident when my friend was rolling a joint and I was just fucking about in Firelink.
>close the window on the floppy
>he can't copy anything on it
>teacher gives him an F
>>341003846
>if you throw 255 shuriken, it counts as zero and you get the no shuriken bonus
stupidest thing I ever heard
Why don't games have incredibly obscure or obtuse requirements to trigger progression in the game or to find some really awesome secret area anymore?I remember finding out you have to wear that useless protection amulet that Mina gives you Dawn of Sorrow to not get corrupted after she is apparently killed and wondering how the fuck I was just supposed to know that playing naturally.
>>341026408
seems like at least >>341006664 is just pretending
>>341026803
Google Battlefield 4 Illuminati.
>>341026803
>anymore
Dank Souls is not new enough?
People just look up guides now anyway
>>341026803
>thread literally starts with a game series that is filled with that
>>341026892
or just scroll up
>>341026919
>>341026958
I should have said most games, but my point still stands.
>>341027018
I get you though, I love when a game makes me work for progression without immersion breaking puzzles or some shit like that.
>think I found a super secret roof route for some cool loot in Bloodborne
>it's actually the only way to get to the area boss
>"I climbed the tower in shadow of the collossus"
>"n-nuh I can't do it again to show you, I ate some fruit up there that reduced my stamina back to normal again"
>>341010865
That must have impeded his ability to go adventuring quite some.
More than one to a joint, even.
>>341014730
>But is was removed in the bundle so you probably could not even play it.
Yeah, how convenient.
>>341025331
I knew a girl like that, she said her dad worked for factor 5.
She was batshit crazy and always started shit in the guild, wanted me to spend 100% of my time doing shit she wanted to do and games she wanted to play, caused more drama than she was worth, I voice chatted her, never got to cam her has it was like 15 years ago or some shit, when everyones connection was shitty and cameras weren't $10.
No Jess I don't want to play fucking everquest 2 with you, I told you, the game doesn't run on my PC, I don't like it's realism and it looks like utter shit, how the models join to the ground is fucking unprofessional, you're fucking annoying, fuck off.
Good thing she like, went lesbian or some shit, then stopped talking to me, doesn't even talk to me now, so that shit is over, she's someone elses problem now.
When you break up with someone /v/, just think of all the bad shit, and think about how she's someone elses problem now, on to something fresh.
#BloggingOn/v/
>>341003846
>if you beat 1 player mode with 3 lives and on Normal with Link only you unlock someone called Ness and it's a kid that uses a bat and yells about chicken tenders
>if you wait while fighting the end for two weeks he just up and dies
fuck you Dustin you lying shit
>>341020528
because any sort of refusal can happen at a later date in court for the first time
>If you pick Totodile at the start it'll sparkle every time you send it out like the gyarados at lake of rage
i'm so sure, Tim.
>>341028503
>if you shoot the end enough times after that one cutscene where he's rolling away in the wheelchair you skip his boss fight and fight the Ocelot Unit instead
Why you gotta lie about that shit Jacob?
>If you let the box on the ship in Jolly Roger Bay slide back and forth 64 times you can ground pound it and get Luigi's hat, and if you hit L after that you can be Luigi
>if you just wait at the banquet at the beginning of far cry 4 pagan min will come back and you'll beat the game
>>341003846
>All these faggots not actually telling you the real stupid shit "THAT KID" would tell you.
>Hurr it's funnayer when we say things dat r actualy real.
So i'll contribute to what should actually be in these fucking threads by posting one myself.
>One kid in school named gale.
>Lied all the fucking time but being a stupid kid I believed him alot.
>He fucking told me if you beat crash bandicoot without dying or getting hit once you unlock a secret island that has like poison spitting snakes or some shit.
Later I found out his parents got divorced because his dad was an abusive alcoholic. Yay.
>>341027397
this is actually a masterpiece of an excuse
>>341028963
cool blog
>>341027397
>"I used a glitch to get up there! You can totally stand on a cliff to get back your stamina"
Recently tried doing it on my PS3, and I managed to disprove the fucker. Had him come over and try doing it himself and I fucking knew it, he couldn't do it
>>341026803
See
>>341025420
Nothing is too obtuse or cryptic anymore when you can easily check thousands sources about whatever.
>>341029253
>A complaint then pratically gets right to the point.
>Literally 7 lines
>Blog.
Wow so tl;dr XD
>If you steal some guys golden pants and carry them over into the next game, and there steal some silver underpants, carry that into the expansion and steal some bronze briefs you get a mechsuit.
Of course you do, simon.
>>341006664
Either retard or high level shitposting straight from the textbooks out of australia
>If you fight quiet seven times on her mission after she dissappears, the mission name changes and you can totally get her back!
Fucking Hideo, you lying shitcake.
>>341006664
You kidding me?
>if you quit and reload in the area behind the huge hydra there will be a golem that has a special NPC that unlocks a new level where you can fight Artorias!
>If you go to the top of Chilead on an 100% save at exactly 3 AM and while it's raining, a UFO will appear
YEAH FUCKING RIGHT JOSHUA YOU FUCKING LIAR
>>341005839
Fucking Aaron.
>>341029526
they should have made it more difficult by making you replay the hard version instead of the normal mission
>>341019905
Here you go buddy
>>341005839
>Mods will never brand this poster with the name "Aaron" linked to IP (because clearly he's not fucking bright enough to work out how to power down a router) so we can forever see his mark of fucking shame.
>>341013808
I saw the cartoon first and it made this obvious. I can't even force myself to see the backward version.
>If you stand in 5 craters in a particular order a Chink statue will appear and will an alien laser gun in its mouth where you can equip and use!
Shut the fuck up Caleb, it's a WWII game, it doesn't even make sense. No wonder CPS took you away.
>>341007774
Fuck off, newfag. Lurk more.
>>341029810
I guess, to be honest its not exactly the most interesting way of going about it. I think people might have enjoyed something like a treasure hunt: Something weird like a dropped item or flower petal when you do the mission, and then some kind of hint to try a different mission. Then you go through seven DIFFERENT missions finding hints of quiet until you get her back.
But I get they were almost going for a "THAT kid" thing and what they did fits the bill perfectly.
>>341006390
Fuck I remember the revive aeris myth being put into magazines as well. That shit was Urban Legend status. Everyone knew some cunt that had done it.
>If you beat Shadow of the Colossus on the same save file 6 and a half times in a row, you can climb to the top of the temple and find a ton of fruit that HURTS YOU if you eat it, along with some streams, and you can even run ACROSS the giant bridge, but it doesn't let you leave because some magic wind pushes you back
Yeah right Carl, no one would ever play through it six times on the same file you lying shitbag
>If you walk backwards against a wall for 12 hours you'll go through the wall and into a parallel universe!
Seriously Henry?
>In 1-1 of Donkey Kong Country, if you enter the hut you can get an extra life
Thanks for making me look like a fucking moron in front of my dad, Jose!
>>341006390
>[Press/Hold/slightly lick the A/B/Select/Power button when/before/after you throw a pokeball/engage in coitus] It totally works!
Holy shit I can't believe the level of retardation some idiots are showing.
Here, let me spell it out for you.
ITT: Obscure shit which sounds like bullshit but it's actually true and sound like stories from "that kid".
Fuck you for making me do this.
>>341030187
>>341006390
>Getting Ghost train in FF8 plays out like an aeris revival myth.
>Hey guys if you get six sets of six pretty rare items and stand in front of the lunatic pandora shrine holding solomon's ring you get a vaguely useful utility GF with a cool cutscene attack!
Those fuckers knew what they were doing.
>>341006518
Underrated
>>341026803
Because games cost way more money to make now and they want you to see every last bit of it to make it worth the investment.
>>341003846
>my name is Aaron
>I looked like that kid when I was young
>mfw whoever this is is a retard and I was right because if you sit there you DO get taken back to the asylum
I win again faggot
>>341015481
MYST
BTFO
T
F
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>if you beat all 8 guardians, you can unlock this awesome special secret hell level
>you gotta talk to mulbruk, then enter the gate of guidance and talk to dracuet after jumping on a big head thing, but if you messed up the puzzle to get rid of the block there it wont work
>then you gotta pause the game until you fall asleep infront of that one statue at the surface so it turns to night, and you gotta go to elder xelpud without being seen
>if you get seen you gotta to back to the statue and sleep and stuff
>then while it's still night you have to go halfway down the waterfall and find a hut then, then go through a wall and get directions from a fairy and bring a key fairy to the gate of illusion so you unlock a hidden door that wasn't there before
>then you gotta go to the gate of time and find this secret old version of the secret level and jump right into a wall
>then dont save or fuck up the puzzle or anything cause you get permanantly locked out if you mess it up
>then you gotta go to the gate of extinction and look for a mural near a lava pit, then you gotta fall down for 19 screens and then go right through a wall
>and then you gotta go back to the skeletons in gate of guidance where the lava path takes you and you have to walk through a wall that doesnt actually have collision
>and then you're in the secret level
fuck you billy you were always full of shit
>in Sonic 2 when you go into the options menu if you play the sounds 19, 65, 09, and 17 then press A and start you can find the level select mode!
Shut the fuck up Kyle
>>341012067
Fuck I remember this.
>mfw the only time I tried to be "that kid" by telling my brother that you fought a giant spear Goom in Warioland 2 and it turned out to be true
>>341026445
>Ash Lake
>Hey, guys, there's actually *another* fake wall hidden behind the original fake wall
As if Justin.
>>341031581What game? Because this sounds like the most convulsed shit ever if it's real.
Like holy shit unless a dev revealed it I have no idea how the fuck anyone would figure something out like this especially if you can get perma locked out of it if you fuck up.
>>341031982La-Mulana Remake. It's a great game, but it's the kind of game where you either keep a notebook with you the whole time or you use a guide. No middle ground.
>>341006664
How many layers of irony is this?
>>341007381
"You can check the controls in the pause screen"
"Boss, try to remember the basics of cqc"
>>341004072
And adults dont play videogames. Faggot.
>hey, if you noclip through a certain door on foundry you can find a bunch of pictures of robot versions of the mercenaries
for an actual "that kid", I was told you could unlock Wario, Spiderman, and Tony Hawk in Smash 64. Fuck you Colin
>>341005839
You fucked up, Aaron. Also you wouldn't happen to legitimately have autism would you?
>if you get ALL pokemon even mew you can talk to the guy in celadon and he'll give you a certificate you can print!
Jose you piece of shit. No way he'd give something that lame. You cant print on a fucking gameboy anyway
>>341003846
Not that kid but
>waluigi in super mario 64 ds
>>341003846
Funny because my name is Aaron and I used to do shit worse than this. I said there was a secret DS that had exclusive Pokemon games, a game creator and a fuck tonneof hentai.
>>341033632
hehe
>if you kill an optional boss in the final level you can go to a dark version of the first level and fight an upgraded version of the first boss and get his weapon
>if you use a gesture in a certain spot of another level you get taken to an optional area
>if you beat the boss and do a gesture at an altar you get an item that kinda turns you into a dragon
>if you talk to the blacksmith and go back to an old boss area you fight an NPC from the beginning of the game
>if you kill him he gives you an item that let's you turn into a dragon for real
>if you turn into a hollow and kill yourself 16 times you get to marry another NPC and unlock a secret ending
Fuck off Adam you lying faggot.
>>341026803
Because internet anon.
The wonder of finding them is virtually non existent, people will just look shit up online or accidentally read about it.
Secrets in a game don't last more than a couple of weeks before everyone and their mother knows about it.
>>341006664
You got 'em good, kid. See you in hell. Nuthin personnel
>That kid that tried to convince you there was a 4th evolution of Venusaur into Daisysaur in Pokemon Yellow
I think he killed himself.
>>341003846
>Being a kid when Dark Souls is released
You have to be 18+ to post here friendo.
>>341033632
the gameboy had a printer attachment though? i mean i know it's old but come on
>>341034997
>the joke
>(You)
>>341010000
>checked quad zeroes
>there's actually 102 golden bananas in DK64
>>341035056
Are you asking if the gameboy had a printer attachment? Or just pointing out that it did?
It did, and it was terrifying. It was also just a thermal printer so it had the same quality as a receipt-printer.
>>341006912
This is actually a thing bro, in things betwixt, behind the two ogres.
>>341003846
>You can break through Peach's castle's door if you boost through over 100mph
>>341009496
>Marble blast
HOLY SHIT THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORYS
I heard Akuma is in the new Tekken and his special move is Dive One Thousand Depths.
>if you fall into the bottomless pit in Mystic Cave Zone, in the mobile port of Sonic 2, you go to Hidden Palace Zone
Fuck you Jeremy, you sack of shit
>>341035425
That's the joke. Do you guys really not get that like half the posts ITT are things you can actually do?
Release every legendary pokemon you have and legendaries will now appear in the wild. Holy fuck, I nearly fell for that.
>the highway signs during the car chase in Matrix Reloaded have cheat codes for Enter the Matrix on them
Are you fucking retarded, Frank? Nobody believes your bullshit.
>if you purify all the pokemon and beat mt. Battle you can get Ho-oh
>hey man if you want I can get you Mewtwo and any other legendary I have this cool thing that lets you get whatever you want
>yeah ok sure Cameron whatever you lying shit
>kid brings a fucking gameshark to school and changes my whole worldview
>>341038140
>RDR
>Back when I was 5
>>341003846
>if you shoot all the credits you can unlock giga bowser
>if you complete every game mode on very hard with every character you can unlock bowser jr.
BULL. SHIT.
>>341038140
Holy shit, what I am doing with my life
>if you play the simpsons road rage on certain days you can play as special characters! I played on halloween and got a special bart!
Fucking lying nigger
>haha anon get fucked (anon1)
>haha... (anon2)
next game
>whoooo I won (anon2)
>... (anon1)
>>341038140
Wait, what?
>>341006664
>people took this bait
>>341026892
It's faked. I forget if it's a DICE employee themself, a partner with DICE, or a paid friend but they pretty much put that easter egg in for marketing purposes and told the person how to find it and do it.
This thread is fucking stupid
>>341039562
>playing smash
>anon 1 and 2 live closeby and play literally all the time
>skills nearly equal, every match is a neck and neck duel
>anon 3 visits
>anon 3 is shit at smash
>anon 3 likes to jump between anons 1 and 2
>anon 3: wtf why are you guys ganging up on me
>>341039787
How many layers of irony are you on, anon?
>>341040039
enough to see through this awful ruse cruise of a thread
>>341017337
>if you go down to the very bottom of the map you'll fall into hell and there's a special kind of demon that gives you a voodoo doll you can use to kill the Guide and killing him summons the ultimate final boss and when you kill it the entire game gets SUPER HARD and you fight robot bosses and unicorns
How stupid do you think I am?
Legend of dragoon
>if you stay in the starting area and wait until your 7th random encounter, keep yourself alive for 7 hours without turning off your console, and get yourself down to 7hp before killing thre enemy, all of your attacks will have a base damage of 777 before applying the extra damage given by weapons
Bonus non vidya that I told my friend when we were 12
>if you take all of the marshmallows out of a lucky charms box and mail them to (random address in California) they'll send you a prize
>>341035430
>Entire saturday afternoons spent trying to enter the castle.
There was just something with N64 graphics that made exploring really fun.
>>341028503
>if you manage to sneak up on The End and hold him up for long enough he'll give you his super special moss camo
Whatever you say Daniel.
>Hey, heres how to get that 4th ending in cave story where everyone survives...
I tried, I tried, I tried, and I tried, but in the end that ending never existed.
>if you max out your radiation in fallout 3, you get to play as a ghoul
Fuck off Anthony
>>341042316
At least there's a mod for it.
>>341003846
Yeah I had that kind of friend too.
>"Have you played Bomber Man 64 with the Rumble Pack on? Every time a bomb explodes it rumbles! It's amazing!"
>Try it out and ends up being fake
>Call him by phone and yell at his lying ass, hung up before he has a chance to reply
Also
>Prior Ocarina of Time release
>"My dad managed to get me an early copy of the game, it's rated M and there's a multiplayer mode where you must find and decapitate other players"
>"You also start with a wooden sword on single player"
>"The boxart is Link's face in a colorful background"
Back then in 1999
>"Did you know Nintendo is going to release Mario 128 on December 1999? Yup, we will be able to enjoy for only one month before the world ends in 2000"
Fuck you Rafael, you were an asshole.But I still considered you a dear friend of mine.
>if you start out a level in Mario 64 holding the A button, it won't count as a full A press
>>341004072
kids play all video games
>If you 100% FMW, Flandre will go crazy on Marisa's 13th stage and try to kill you.
Fucking lairs man. They even photoshopped a picture.
>>341006664
fag
>>341006453
...thats true.
From what I can remember, when the game was starting up, you had to hold all the triggers.
>if the rebels see you shooting the PMC soldiers, the rebels won't shoot you!
Fuck you Tony.
>>341007645
>they just clip through the door
hhaha what the fuck? atleast put some effort into your trolling.
>In Iji, if you go through the entire game without killing anyone, the enemies in the final level won't shoot you
Yeah fucking right, Tyler.
>in GTA: Vice City, you can jump through one of the buildings to find a literal easter egg
fuck off Dave
>>341010000
It was 200 times
>>341044298
>in GTA 5 if you go the the top of Mt Chiliad at 3 am and it's storming and after you 100% the game you can see a UFO
>>341006664
This is some post modern pre-irony shitposting.
>in SotN if you find a Bat Upgrade, use it to navigate a room full of spikes, acquire the Spike Breaker, then go all the way back to that room in Alchemy Lab with the spikes, you can find a Ring that when worn with the Ring you get from beating the Succubus you open up the middle of the castle, where Maria gives you some glasses that when worn while fighting Richter a green ball appears, if you beat it up another castle appears and you go to it, but it's actually the same castle but upside-down and harder
>in silent hill 3 after you beat the game you unlock an item that makes heather transform like sailor moon
yeah sure thing charlie you fucking weeb
>>341040590
>if you take all of the marshmallows out of a lucky charms box and mail them to (random address in California) they'll send you a prize
what the fuck, did you kill him?
>>341006664
It's called, post-irony
Also sometimes known as, a JOKE
>If you open a bottle of vodka, you have to finish it that day or else it will go bad
fuck you, brandons mom. i grabbed your titties when you passed out
>if you watch the ice on the tanker, it melts
>>341046090
>shooting a guard in the crotch stuns him
>>341006664
Was getting caught part of your plan?
When did the point of these threads become shit that's actually true and doable no matter how retarded it sounds instead of lies that were told to us in high school like the mew under the truck thing?
>>341030683
Fucking final fantasy 8
>Hey anon, you know that card game? Well if you play it long enough and trade in enough points, you can get enough stuff to make the BEST weapon in the game! You can even have it before level 5!
>>341046735
When people who were children when Dark Souls came out started posting.
>"If you save and reload in MGS3 while you're in jail, you can play a new Devil May Cry game."
Fuck you Andrew, you're the same asshole that told me God Super Saiyans were a thing.
>>341034729
Every once in awhile one slips through the cracks. The secret room in Arkham Asylum.
>>341003846
"DUDE THEYRE HAVING A SALE AT BEST BUY WHERE EVERY CONSOLE IS FREE IM THERE RIGHT NOW!'
I was talking to that bitch on his home phone
>>341046735
It's ironic. It's taking a thread that has been beaten to death every day and doing it wrong. It's like the ">accidentally glitch through floor on way to school" threads. Straight shitposting.
I was playing Dark Souls 1 the other day and my 6 year old nephew was watching me. I ran up to the dragon with Astora's Straight Sword, grabbed the sword and died. My nephew advised me to run quickly past the dragon next time and said that the dragon can't spit fire. I asked him why he thinks that, he said he already played this game on his dad's tablet.
Why even lie about shit like that, I just don't understand. Kids are evil
>>341052997
dude what are you talking about the game is on tablets how HAVENT you played it?
>you can attach the sonic 3 cartridge to the sonic & knuckles cart and unlock sonic 3 & knuckles where you can play both game's stages and get a set of super emeralds that let you go hyper sonic
No way am I falling for that shit, Edward.
>>341053759
nephew get off my /v/, you're 6 years old
>>341054939
im not on /v/ im on my dads tablet
>>341050224
>irony
>ever "actually" good
It's fucking summer up in here
>You can shoot one of the dragon heads in Anor londo and get a dragon head as an item
Fuck you Jason even though you're my best friend
>>341006830
>celebi
i nearly chocked
>>341004035
>caring so much to actually try and get a "good" ending
>>341035073
I see now. I wouldn't know the joke because I'm not a faggot that plays Memesouls
>If you jump down this fake hole without wearing any armor you get the Ultimate Armor for X in MMX5
I swear some people will say anything for attention.
>>341003846
>dude I have the new gta game
>you can do xyz whoa breh it's so cool
>can I come to your place?
>no my mother doesn't want guests this week
>ask next month
>no my grandma is visiting us
>can I borrow it?
>no my dad doesn't allow that
>give him back some other game I borrowed from him earlier
>>341059268
>Not playing Dark Souls
Enjoying Call of Dick gaylord?
>>341006664
C A N B E R R A
>>341004035
you get the good ending if you assassinate all the heads of state just don't kill EVERYONE.
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