So this is quickly shaping up to the the most disappointing E3 yet.
Faggot frog poster
>>340995994
shut the fuck up and get out of my thread before you find trouble tough guy
>People were actually excited for E3
Was there something exciting at last year's or something?
>>340996091
>people weren't
The only thing that could have me hyped was a Quake reveal. I would have been stoked to jump back through a slipgate into a lovecraftion medival cyber maze. But instead I was given Stroggos e-sports.
>>340995921
Buffoonish toadman
You niggers say that every year.
And every year sony swoops in and saves the whole shit.
>>340996206
Yes
>>340996219
What was there to be excited for? Every game that's coming out later this year looks like shit desu.
>>340996286
> piping hot
What she mean by this?
>getting excited for video games in 2016
everything is a disappointment
>>340996219
>there are people genuinely underaged enough to think a presentation of interactive movies from sold out "developers" is something to be excited about
>>340995921
>Two D-list conferences that are ALWAYS shit
>Still three days of stuff yet
>HUR DUR SO DISAPPOINTING
Slow the fuck down, jesus christ. At least give the show a chance to let you down before you start spraying your sadness jizz everywhere
>>340996062
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>>340996742
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>340996341
Some of us aren't autistic nerds looking forward to waifu simulators and jap shovelware. :^)
>>340996823
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>340996313
Such as?
>>340995921
>>340996091
>>340996246
>>340996286
>>340996341
>>340996478
>>340996529
Don't mind me, just saving video games
>>340996742
>>340996823
>>340996895
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
when is fromsoft make announcment?
Based Sony will save it (again).
>>340997180
WHy do people say this every time? They show movies and vr, every. time.
>>340996529
This is why you have no friends, kid.
I think it's pretty based of Sony to take one for the team and have such a terrible E3 that it almost makes all the other presentations look good
I can only hope they do it again this year
>>340996916
shenmue 3 kikestarter
>>340996916
Google it
>>340997234
>Gorilla Warfare
>>340997259
t. PCuck
>>340995921
stupid frogposter
>>340997259
So does everyone else
But at least sony does it without tripping over themselves
>>340995921
We've only had 2 conferences from shitty developers
Wait until tomorrow to judge anything
>>340995921
EA's was hilarious because nobody expected anything out of it.
Bethesda's was miles better than last year. I love Todd's vague autism but the guys from Arkane handled themselves so well. Especially with Dishonored 2.
And since the Skyrim upgrade is free on PC if you've already got it, nothing wrong there. Prey and Quake look cool but I admit I've never touched either.
>>340998032
i dont know, as a sonyfriend i am quite upset. why cant we get quake v and fallout 4 vr?!?!?!? ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS. all we get are those shit movies. every single year
