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Asari (male)
Bioware literally made a game that allowed a disabled pilot to fuck his ship's AI
No, just ugly.
>>340994295
Aren't all Asari supposed to be attractive?
>>340993684
So, seeing how Asaris work... this one looks the way us as a viewer would imagine what is attractive?
Perhaps deep down we're not as shallow as we thought we are, or that we have a crush on Robyn?
What if she is the main villian? Then this is fine.
What if she has been trapped with a species of bug people, thus letting her biology space voodoo slack. Then this is fine.
What if she is an old as fuck matriarch about to have her head blown off? Then this is fine.
>>340993684
>They fuck it up the hottest alien race in video games.
And was there having some hope for this game.
>>340995169
But you know he is going to end up being a gay as fuck love interest that makes cringy jokes. You are giving bioware way too much credit here.
>>340993684
>blizzard designs women so well that they have to include a somewhat dykey one just to appeal to SJWs
>Bioware can't even get the jaw bone of an all female race right
>>340993684
Is it just me or does this Asari remind anyone of John Reiley?
Oh boy I cant wait to see the same alien races again......
>>340994760
Was the "Asari's are masters of sexy illusion" thing ever proven? The only evidence was that one conversation those aliens are having in the bar right?
>>340994518
Yes anon, only you are seeing what you see. Do you like it? Do you like what you see? The answer is yes.
>Will never have Geth squadmate again or see them mingle with other races in everyday life
Fuck Bioware
>>340994518
Yes. Bioware themselves don't even care about the lore anymore.
Kinda looks like that bloke from Crysis Biowarefied.
>>340995513
Yeah, it was just speculation.
>>340994289
no that wasn't a disable pilot it was seth green from robot chicken.
stopped being jeff moreau or whatever after me1.
Explain to me why they are setting this in a new galaxy that just happens to have the exact same races, instead of just setting it in the same universe before the events of the first series with new characters and story no related to reaper shit at all
>>340993684
Shouldn't really be surprised given that all of Biowares talent left and were replaced with people who think shit ugly female design is forward thinking. Funny thing is they're probably proud of it as well and will regard all criticism towards it as merely 'you only want something to fuck', because attractive women are purely sexual or something.
looks much creepier when she's looking the camera's way
>>340995513
Yeah I was only being half serious, but I honestly like that theory
>>340995513
It's fan speculation. I doubt even Mass Effect magic can edit pics and video feeds.
>>340993684
it looks fine as long as all asari don't look like that, I don't get what's the issue. there wasn't enough variety in asari faces in the trilogy, they all looked the same except for the face paints.
>>340995374
>Bastion.
What?
>>340994518
Yes
>>340995757
>she
>>340995874
>he doesn't know
>>340994289
>it's fine when Japan does it
>>340995757
THAT FUCKING JAW
IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AN ASARI YOU'D THINK IT WAS A MALE.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340995739
I think the loophole is that Reapers only gave a shit about the one galaxy and the timeline for this is vague. But regardless they should have started fresh or better yet, not fuck us over with ME3 in the first place
>>340994289
And all the porn of her is her fucking someone else.
>>340995757
>>340993684
oh god, they turn all female asari into trans... i am calling it.
>>340995857
One was green
>>340995963
Enlighten me, Anon.
Calling it now. That character is going to be the quirky energetic young character that will have a male high pitch voice actor so they can call it a "genderfluid" or "genderless" character that you wont be able to romance because it literally has no penis or vagina and there will be a running joke on the series as to how it goes to the bathroom only to be described through some deus ex machina bullshit that bioware spews out in the last game.
>>340996214
Funny how she was also the hottest Asari by far.
>>340995513
It's a metaphor you DICKsgusting cis garbage it means look inside yourself but i bet you cant do that because you're too busy raping my comment
>>340996214
because she was raped by the thorian
>>340996010
Explain
>>340995757
Is this a joke? Was this a punchline by some Youtuber in cosplay? This can't be real.
>fuck up a franchise so bad it retroactively ruins good games that came before in the series
>somehow manage to fuck up the already fucked up franchise even more
I'm not sure if I should be mad or impressed
Asari were the biggest assholes in the entire galaxy and it was their fault that the galactic community was so unprepared for the Reapers
>>340996310
In the two seconds I saw that thing moving I reach the same conclusion.
>>340993684
you know, she's kinda cute...
>>340993684
I SAW THAT ON A YOUTUBE THUMBNAIL AND THOUGH IT WAS A PEWDIEPIE-TIER PHOTOSHOP CLICKBAIT BULLSHIT PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT REAL I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS GAME AHHHHHHHH!!!
>>340996458
HOW FAR CAN WE GO?
>>340996360
>not delicious Asari MILF
Step up, senpai.
>>340995757
goddamn it looks so incredibly tumblr
>>340996247
On the old hero page of the official website, the characters were lined up male to female to male. Bastion was between two male characters so people speculated that it was a "female" robot.
>>340996649
>I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS GAME
>a modern Bioware game
What did we learn?
>>340994289
A disability that could, by proof through gameplay, be cured.
A robot/AI that was to be of significantly deeper meaning and character, if it wasn't for an EXEC literally saying "wouldn't it be cool if..."
Literally what?
>>340993684
Whoa... I can't believe a game made by so many lookers turned out so... ugly.
>>340996779
What was it with Asari's?
Like they could kill their lovers from too much energy mind sex or something? And then get addicted to it?
>>340996648
Great, can't unsee that. Thanks anon.
What the fuck is going on with Bioware?
Is the entire company dickless nu-males and fat tumblr dykes so they've lost any sense of what an attractive woman looks like?
>>340996787
Its missing a red nose
>>340996779
I agree, for me this one was the hottest.
>>340995757
Why don't western devs realize that only a small minority of people are sex hating puritan cunts and that most people are completely fine with sexy characters?
It's like they went out of their way to create the most "sex neutral" design they could and it looks fucking disgusting.
>>340996810
Best girl
>>340996971
>top right morrigan though
>>340996986
It's a predisposition, not a result. Ardat-Yakshi, I believe they were called. Which Bioware, of course, thoroughly fucked up as well.
>>340993684
male?
>>340996779
Shes fine too, but cmon, no competition.
and no man jaw
>>340996648
needs to be blue and have that dumb dark line across the face
>>340996889
Eh I just like space operas, not many good games in that genre.
I'll probably still pirate it, but god damn, I hope someone mods that shit out soon after release.
>>340996787
that's what bioware's intended audience has been since DA 2
literally every artist, writer and designer in their house is likely a tumblr user
Why do you guys freak out when there's an ugly chick in a game?
So not only did they not show gameplay, they didnt even bother with a trailer. Just a dev video with interwoven game footage boiling down to "We're working on it". Does Bioware not realize that their brand name isnt enough after the fucking fiasco that was 3?
I'd fuck that, no homo.
>>340997303
When they use that chick as a part of their first promotional material it sure as fuck leaves an impression.
>>340997254
>I hope someone mods that shit out soon after release.
I can't wait to read the articles on gaming blogs about "transmisogynistic modders" when this happens.
>>340996672
Things I'm anticipating:
No exploration of any kind
Forced gay love interest
Less rpg
Somehow commander Shepard gets involved
A gay krogan
The superior you report to is a black woman
Day 1 dlc
A convoluted mess of a story
Kai leng clone is the/an enemy
Salarians are objectivists
>>340996971
>so many lookers
There are like 2 fucks, 1 marry, and the rest are kills IMHO
>>340996971
Is that Keanu Reeves on the left?
>>340997318
>Does Bioware not realize that their brand name isnt enough after the fucking fiasco that was 3?
I think this shit will sell well again. Either many people will have forgotten, or they "give them another chance", since "they're really trying".
Why does he has eyebrows though? Didn't Liara explained in ME3 that Asaris don't have hair? kek Bioware did it again.
>>340993684
she looks like an old bald guy
>>340997374
Yeah, but why? If it was just some random ugly dude nobody would care. It's not like it's modeled badly or anything.
>>340997303
Because shit design triggers me.
It's same reason I freak out when my multiple branching no ending the same story turns into simon says.
>that male asari
>that ugly mexican chick at the end
Bioware is making all the characters look ugly on purpose it seems. I don't understand this. Dragon age Inquisition was also filled with nothing but ugly fucks. Fuck you bioware, I get to see enough of my ugly face in the mirror every morning. I don't wanna play as and romance a bunch of 3/10s.
>>340997236
my god man stop reminding mepost more
>>340997254
You dumb dumb it's gonna have denuvo
Enjoy your ugly aliens pervert
>>340995757
damn...
>>340996971
Surprised that the bloated one can stand.
>>340997303
There's ugly, then there's whatever monstrosity that thing is.
>>340996572
in the truck stop tranny meth whore kind of way, yeah.
>>340997449
Holy fuck
>>340997564
If it was some ugly fuck people would still care. Most of us are normal or ugly people in reality and we use video games as entertainment and escapism, we don't want to be mediocre in games too.
>>340993684
>game's selling point was fucking aliens
>make them ugly in the new one
Neo Bioware is retarded desu.
>>340995374
>'of an alien race'
>alien jawbone
>not human
Wot?
>>340997565
It's not shit design though, it's just a character who happens to not be attractive.
>>340994518
ALL FACE TYPES ARE BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BIGOT
I still think that reporter in ME3 is still the ugliest and most useless character. What the fuck was that all about?
>>340997618
SOMEBkek
>>340996458
MGS4 already accomplished that honestly.
>>340993684
Why do Western devs hate making attractive characters so much? Is it because so many Western women would rather have everyone be ugly than see an ideal they can't reach?
>>340997509
Probably saving on having to remodel something just for "her". You'll likely see a similar face around in the game a bit more often.
>>340997672
>>340997449
i dont see it
>>340995757
I hope they go full tumblr and reveal that the "war paint" is the alien bitches menstrual blood.
>>340997743
>it's just a character who happens to not be attractive.
Precisely, an asari. Shit design.
>>340997743
It is a shit design that disregards the lore
The race of aliens is supposed to be extremely attractive, making her not is insulting the previous writers
>>340997509
This. Don't know why they are shitting on the lore by adding hair. Even Liara just draws on her eyebrows because she is obsessed with humies.
>Assigning genders to a gender neutral species when said Gender Neutral species main ability is being able to breed with any other species through adaptive biology and making use of their psychic powers to cast glamours on themselves to appear appealing to potential mates
IT
DOESN'T
MAKE
SENSE
>>340997913
This is good.
I only played ME1 but aren't Asari hidden behind a veil of pheromones and telepathic mumbo jumbo that causes the one perceiving them to see them as attractive/ideal, to promote their unique method of mating with other species? And we see them as hot chicks, cause we are humans?
Is this one's phermone/telepathic organ on the fritz or something?
>>340996779
>not the asari councilor
step it the fuck up senpai
>>340997743
No, you can sub in pretty much any unattractive human face in there and it'd be fine.
There's something off with the face itself, it isn't just unattractive.
>>340997529
rip
>>340998123
LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE
>>340998038
No, bioware just doesn't know their own lore
>>340993684
>>340995757
Okay, what fucking gender is this thing?
>>340997743
>make cheesy fan service race that is attractive to everyone
>make them ugly to be fair to ugly, real humans
At least stick with the idea of the race being sex sponges. Not boner kills.
>>340997913
top kek
>>340995757
Captain Quark?
>>340997929
>>340997509
>This. Don't know why they are shitting on the lore by adding hair.
>The lore
The lore also says Asari have a psychic projection that is what everyone's ideal vision of beauty is on themselves so they look different to each person looking at them. It's funny you're quoting lore when you don't know shit about it, that said this is also the reason why people justifying her ugly face are retarded because in the lore Asari are literally space sluts that are supposed to be attractive and they couldn't if they tried not to.
>>340996971
THE GOT THE FATTEST FUCK TO BE THEIR BILLBOARD!
This is poetry
>>340997618
instant improvement
>>340993684
Asari take on characteristics of their "father's" race
That asari probably just had a nigger or krogan dad or something.
>>340998168
They don't have a gender, they can mate with any other species due to adaptive biology shit
>>340996170
Except that really funny one where she uses a tractor beam to make him fuck her.
>>340996779
I forgot, but is Samara also a vampire-Asari? Was there a reason why she can't have sex with Shep besides "m-muh Code"?
>>340998038
>aren't Asari hidden behind a veil of pheromones and telepathic mumbo jumbo
nope since that stuff wouldn't work for example when you're looking at an asari on a video screen. that would ruin the galactic porn industry
they just have a lot of different features and most species find at least one of them attractive
>>340995513
Proven? I thought it was flat out explained to you in the first game.
>>340996381
Japan has an entire series where they anthropomorphize battleships from ww2 and fuck them.
>an asari will never blow your mind and destroy your penis
>>340995374
But Blizzard are fapbait pros. Bioware has always been shit.
>>340997817
Bioware does not account for all Western Devs.
>>340993684
That's not an asari, look at the head tendrils, they're actually crests.
Bioware made a new race that is basically identical to the asari but with a slight case of microcephali and Machamp crests instead of tendrils.
>>340995796
It's in the fucking game with NPCs loudly talking about it in a bar
>>340998224
>The lore also says Asari have a psychic projection that is what everyone's ideal vision of beauty is on themselves
no it fucking doesn't, that shit is speculation. the only thing that supports that is the bachelor party dialogue in ME2 and that's supposed to be tongue-in-cheek and the people conversing are all drunk anyway
>>340998304
>Was there a reason why she can't have sex with Shep besides "m-muh Code"?
If it wasn't Bioware, I'd agree with the one analysis that makes it clear she actually had the singular best "romance" in all Bioware games.
But I highly doubt they put even remotely that much thought into it and just went with the "muh Code". Still, interpretation leaves it open to be the best, that's something.
>>340998403
>blizzard stopped making fapbait because of muh patriarchy
fuck this shit
>>340998224
That wasn't lore, that was a conversation with no actual evidence.
Guarantee there are no romances in this game that aren't LGBT cancer. Hell, I bet you can't make a white character.
>>340998439
yes sure...
>>340998495
I never played 2, and I don't lurk ME threads. Where did I get that idea from then?
>>340998304
>is Samara also a vampire-Asari?
she wouldn't have daughters if she was, baka
>tfw the thing that actually ruined me3 for you wasn't the story
>tfw it was the QUALITY that showed that they just didn't give a damn anymore.
>>340998123
>>340998303
Would he think this Asari looks weirder than Merchant?
>>340997978
>>340998038
>>340998224
you know that glamour thing is non-canon right?
>>340998562
You can, but he is automatically an irrational asshole that leads you to the bad end.
>>340998625
don't ask me. not from ME1 or its codex at least
>>340996971
me in the front
>>340997038
yes
>>340998558
>blizzard stopped making fapbait
Overwatch says hi
>>340998439
This implies tumblr devs are able to create something anew rather than destroy pre existing. If they wanted a fuck ugly female race in the game to counteract the Asari then fine. But no, shitting all over pre existing knowledge/lore makes a bigger statement.
>>340998571
Just you watch m8, It's already questionable because the thing looks like it could be male and has cave paint on it's face. It's a new race.
>>340998654
He's probably think it's a little monkey fella
>>340998495
https://youtu.be/Q15SK25WH0w?t=96
Fucking retard
>>340998038
Hol up
What if a human holds hands with an asari and they lock fingers but then a quarian looks at their hands?
Would the Asari have 3 fingers and there are just magical spaces of empty, yet physically occupied space between the human's other fingers?
>>340998520
Why do you say she was best romantic interest?
I do like the idea of a guy being so attractive that she gives up her code. Doesn't she say something about how she misses the centuries before she was a Justicar, where she indulged in carefree sex?
That's hot.
>Asari are now ugly and given more masculine features
I'm out. No good reason for this. It's bad enough that bio ware tanks on most face renderings, taking the one human like race they did right and making them like this is too much.
>>340998561
>WHERE ARE THE PROOFS
>THOSE ARE NOT REAL PROOFS
It's a flat out conversation in game of characters stating they all see the asari looking like near-exact versions of their own race instead of the others. Grasp harder at those straws son.
>>340998839
what is your point?
>>340998839
way to go. You LITERALLY proved his point
>>340998705
That was practically already the case in Dragon Age Inquisition. Any choice you make that supports men over women and straight people over queers in that SJW shitfest makes your party hate you.
>>340998561
>no actual evidence.
You mean the evidence that was two feet in front of them as they had a conversation about her looking completely different?
>>340996464
explain it, anon...by lore, the asaris knew about this shit (or, at least, have a premonition), why they didn´t reacted for this?
>>340998972
>characters stating they all see the asari looking like near-exact versions of their own race
they don't say that, baka anon. they say that they notice specific features of the asari that they find attractive
>>340998659
[citation required]
It's from the actual game dialog. Show me some thing saying mass effect 2's not canon otherwise fuck off.
>>340996971
>that morrigan at the top right
>>340993684
> ~"ALL NEW RACES WITHIN THE ALL NEW GALAXY"
(shows picture of asari with facepaint)
> ~"ALL NEW VILLAINS WITHIN THE ALL NEW GALAXY"
(shows illusive man with different tie)
> "ALL NEW STORIES TO TELL WITHIN THE ALL NEW GALAXY"
(you have to rescue colonists from a giant tree)
>>340995757
that thing doesn't even have eyelashes (but it does have eyebrows) what the fuck, I'm pretty sure asari used to have them
>>340999035
"It's just a prank bro"
You're retarded.
>>340998885
>Why do you say she was best romantic interest?
Because she's lived several centuries by abiding to her code, making it all that is her life. In swoops a short lived human and solves her life long problem (her daughter) in a day or two. Everything she's lived for being smacked in the face.
There was a lot more to it, but that's the gist of it. Also, granted, the solution Shep delivered was pretty fucking stupid, but hey...it's Bioware, so we take the basic idea, not the actual execution for analysis.
>>340999152
yes the only one that looks good.
>>340998925
Yeah, it's incontrovertible evidence that they have only gotten worse in terms of SJW bullshit instead of learning their lesson and the game is going to be awful as a result. Mass Effect is dead and Bioware can't be salvaged.
>>340999157
Yeah but maybe the endings will be orange, white and pink.
>>340998972
You are stupid. They have qualities that other races can relate too "she looks like me, no me! NO ME!"
It's drunken conversation, or did you miss the part about the belly button. The salarian wouldn't see one under your fanservice tumblr theory.
>>340999117
>they don't say that,
"They look exactly like humans"
"They look like blue turians"
Yeah, no.
>>340999105
>why they didn´t reacted for this?
because bioware writers were utter retards and didn't think any of this shit through
basically what they say is that they used the prothean beacon on their homeworld to make enormous technological progress while failing to notice the huge WARNING WARNING ROBOTIC SQUIDS WILL COME TO EXTERMINATE YOU signs that were hardcoded into it
Guys, I got a Theory, a Game Theory.
What if they are going with a tweest like...
http://rickandmorty.wikia.com/wiki/Raising_Gazorpazorp
>>340999064
They didn't. They described it as we see it you fucking tard.
>>340999319
>It's drunken conversation
They articulate pretty fucking well for dudes who are supposedly drunk off their nut.
>>340999404
Shitting her pants, with a kingly spanking of the monkey going on beside her
>>340999385
whens the new season out
I bet it has the same god awful personality and writing as Sera.
>>340995513
I don't think even that was "they're illusionists", more that they had something that appealed to all of those races. All the others could see it, but it didn't disgust them due to other aspects that appealed to them.
>>340996170
No, I've seen some of him and her
>>340999124
Yeah, and im telling you that you seriously misinterpreted the actual games dialogue, If you think that that conversation meant Asari have canon glamour effects.
Yes, im calling you dumb.
>>340993684
why does he look like giovanni ribisi?
>>340999549
Who knows.
>>340999105
The reason why their race was so powerful both politically/technologically was because they had prothean/reaper tech. Not only that, but they had tangible warnings from the protheans on what was going to happen
>>340999358
>asaris aren't blue nor do they have a head fringe
>>340999478
Way to latch on to something that ultimately doesn't matter. Listen to the conversation better. None of them are describing her as anything other than the blueberry you see. They just latch on to certain qualities they like or relate to and wonder how a completely different species could find them attractive, unaware of the irony of them finding her attractive.
None of them at any point describe her as anything but what you see and they all see the same thing.
>>340995757
Why didn't they just create an entirely new race if they wanted some androgynous intersex creature like this appears to be? Why Asari?
>>340993684
seriously what the fuck am i looking at here
>>340999241
Yeah dude that's really hot. I agree with you in that situation.
It's like turning a pure girl into a slut because shepherd is such a stud. What solution did Shep deliver?
>>340998304
>Was there a reason why she can't have sex with Shep besides "m-muh Code"?
She has already had that life and raised a family and left her Matron phase. Shep basically came too late.
>>340996971
I would fuck only one of them. The Isabella in the middle behind Varric. Dem tits.
>>340999791
Nu-Asari
>>340999836
The Morrigans are better looking though.
>>340999801
I would bang Samara. Get up in the MILF alien pussy. Especially knowing that she gave up her code to get my human schlong lathered up in her blueberry juices
>>340998742
Aren't you in a new galaxy in this game? Why is there a tribal Asari there? Because it isn't an Asari.
>>340997706
>female of alien race
>base it off male of human race
>>340996971
>that sad looking arishok
Kek
Most of these people are just average middle aged looking people though I think.
>>340999793
>It's like turning a pure girl into a slut because shepherd is such a stud.
The point is that exactly that sort of shit didn't happen. That's why it's the best. Especially for Bioware.
But you sound like you haven't played the game, so fuck off.
This CAN'T NOT be modeled after a pudgy man
>>340999957
Eh, not my type
>>340999319
And you're too stupid to even think about the head tendrils which humans don't have. Obviously they have some features that the said effect doesn't change to be exactly like the other race otherwise it'd make it look like they have hair. The bellybutton means nothing.
Also you've clearly never touched alcohol in your life if you think the minute you do you just lose all consciousness and become a dribbling idiot that just talks stuff and forgets about it and what you saw by the next day and nothing you say is coherent.
>>340999152
>>340999871
dont get me wrong shes hot but...
looks like the goth from letterkenny
>>341000018
You are in the andromeda galaxy. Last series was here in the creamy ol' milky way.
>>340998038
>babylon 5
good taste anon
>>340999871
straight to fap folder
>>341000073
I haven't played the game since it came out. It's been like 6 years for ME2, I think?
I wish I actually beat ME3, since I was literally on the last area. Oh well, people say the ending was a huge letdown so I don't feel as bad.
>>340999997
But you don't and can't.
>>341000018
>Why is there a tribal Asari there?
every race sent colony ships there. or something. there'll be krogan too at least, who knows who else
btw I wonder how they handle the genophage thing
>>341000129
Ok, so unless the Asari sent out a bunch of colonists that devolved into the thing into OP, it's unlikely it's an Asari.
>>340999932
Please do this with this:
>>341000239
>>341000220
Here's every ending.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPelM2hwhJA
I am not joking.
>>341000239
oh god..I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
>>341000115
Never heard of the concept of beer goggles? Ok.
You're an idiot though I'm not going to bother addressing anything else you say. You don't seem the type to admit you're wrong but instead move the goal posts or deny evidence. You have zero evidence for your side other than a conversation that is easily debunked and devoid of any supporting lore.
>>340999739
"How can they be attractive to humans they look just like salarians."
"They look human I'm not seeing the salarian thing at all"
"You're both wrong they look like blue turians."
Seem definitive. The only thing they all see is her skin colour.
>>340995757
that's a SHE?
>>341000239
also looks like frank black
the best thing about samara is that you can't tap that. it's fits her character perfectly
she also has the only good character moment in the me3 citadel DLC. this is such a great line
>>341000349
Was that before or after they changed it?
>>341000401
And her belly button, a human only think. Why can the salarian see that? Actually name one thing they are describing about her that the other races CAN'T see.
Girl A has brown hair. Girl B has big boobs. Girl C has brown hair and big boobs.
Girl A thinks she looks like Girl C, because of the hair.
Girl B thinks she looks like Girl C, because of the boobs.
Girl C doesn't really look like either of them, just shares some features.
Simplified, but get it?
>>341000685
>changed
all they did was release a free ending dlc which was a bad end fuck you entitled gamers
That's a really shit model
>>341000669
>posting femshep
Ok, now post male shep romance
>>340998224
No it fucking doesn't
How many times do you people need to be told this before it sinks in?
>>340993684
>>340995757
Ok, real talk; what's Bioware's deal lately with deliberately making awful looking faces?
>>341000743
This guy gets it.
People exaggerate a comment made on the official forums while at the same time mocking Stanrey Roo. It's incredible the duality they can live in.
>>341001024
It's the fault of everyone who has every demanded realism in games, less so than the SJW crowd.
>>341000743
>And her belly button, a human only think. Why can the salarian see that?
Because the differences they are describing lie in her face.
>Actually name one thing they are describing about her that the other races CAN'T see.
How can they describe something others cannot see? If they can see it, so can the others and vice versa.
>Simplified, but get it?
Your describing the body features of people who look exactly the same race wise and is therefore irrelevant.
>>340999871
looks like a tranny desu
*slowly shits pants*
>>341001150
Are you retarded?
This is not rhetorical.
>>341001143
>It's the fault of everyone who has every demanded realism in games
What does realism have to do with a terrible face that doesn't look like it's supposed to even fit on the person whose face it belongs to?
>>341000401
Reaching.
>>341001245
are you finished? post results
>>341000959
that was the first youtube vid I could find. in any case you get the same line with maleshep
>>340996971
>>341001150
>Because the differences they are describing lie in her face.
Such as?
>
How can they describe something others cannot see? If they can see it, so can the others and vice versa.
So being around a salarian means the human can see what the salarian see's? Or...just maybe...they all see the same thing?
It's easy to describe something others can't see. The thing is, they all see the same thing.
Seriously though
>How can they describe something others cannot see?
Are you this dumb? Half the time that's the reason for a description in the first place.
>Your describing the body features of people who look exactly the same race wise and is therefore irrelevant.
What the hell are you even talking about? Make sense of this and try again.
lol thanks for all the evidence that gamers are nothing but a bunch of misogynerds, 4chumps!
I have print screened the thread!
>>341001389
Realism means ugly people. Using ugly face models is more realistic, cutting out idealism.
>>341001527
Lame.
>>341001680
That's more than just an ugly face model though.
It's a face that doesn't look right ugly or not.
>>341001690
You are objectively wrong.
>>341001785
Not saying you're wrong, but it's their attempt at a realistic face on a fictional race.
>>341001804
And? What are you gonna do about it?
>>341001915
Which as always from Bioware is disastrous.
>explore a new universe
>no option to purge the fuck out of xenon filth
>>340993684
Isn't thay the guy from Mad Men that always used to be spammed with "I hope you guys dont do this"?
>>340999374
>>340999653
>being a mary sue race
>Jarvik: almost 50.000 years to re-discover the ROBOTIC SQUIDS, and only created a crappy religion?
>Asaris:JUST fuck my shitty faith up.im still mad for that, EA/Bioware
>>341001894
>puts headphones on his eyes
triggered
>>341002164
careful with that edge there boy
>>341002338
humanity first faggot.
>>341001568
>Such as?
The fact that the salarian sees the belly button, and the turian makes mention of her knees bending almost as much as a turians but not quite. Then they all go on to claim she looks like each others respective race with a mention of her ridges implies they are only seeing the changes in her face.
>Are you this dumb? Half the time that's the reason for a description in the first place.
>What the hell are you even talking about? Make sense of this and try again.
The changes aren't physical.
>>341001990
Point it out to you are and move on? Since it's objectively so, I have no need to do anything else.
>>340998484
Yeah, they're just TALKING about it you dense fuck.
What did I miss? Can I fuck Garrus yet?
>>341002860
cant you fugg garrus in me3?
>>341003042
Only if you're a faggot that plays as femshep
>>341003115
garrus is not for homosex!
>>341002482
The only thing the turian is talking about is what we all see. That's why he thinks she looks like him. The salarian likes her limberness but admits to liking her blue skin despite not being a race that typically puts much thought in to that sort of thing. Again, nothing described that isn't seen by everyone.
>but it isn't physical
No one said the concept was, they are seeing the same thing though. Period. There is ZERO evidence what so ever otherwise.
The characters were fucking hideous.
It's not the ingame version so there's still hope thoughR-right? I just wanted a good mass effect game...
>>340998558
Blizzard's efforts to appeal to sjw's strike me clearly as them looking at them and going "oh look, the savages are whining again, let's throw them a bone or two" while simultaneously turning around and chuckling about it.
The Tracer ass pose was a decent example of this. Take away the ass pose, replacing it with something that STILL accentuates her ass (though that's not exactly difficult) and is arguably more sexual. They still went about communicating it the wrong way though. And it's also not like Blizzard hasn't done some legitimately annoying pandering, like covering up Sylvanas' ingame model.
I-I a-actually like the new asari design. The facial animations are much better compared to the witcher 3 for example. And somehow the short clip got my dick rock hard.
>>341003735
Anon, it's time to take pride in being yourself, if you catch my drifteroonie.
>>341003339
>The only thing the turian is talking about is what we all see.
He specifically mentions it looks like a turian head ridge, which is different to the asari head ridge. The salarian makes no mention of a ridge (we don't know if he can or can't), but neither does the human (we know for a fact he can).
They all specifically mention that she looks like each others races, there's no 'maybes' and 'kind ofs' it's "She looks salarian", "She looks human" and "She looks turian".
>No one said the concept was, they are seeing the same thing though. Period. There is ZERO evidence what so ever otherwise.
They are only seeing the same thing when it comes to her body. Point is, this entire thread is not about the body.
>>340996971
>pasty white Isabella
>>340995757
alot of asari had that type of jaw,
so dont be salty guys
>>341003918
>looks like a turian head ridge, which is different to the asari head ridge
key being, "it looks like". they're similar but not alike, that much is obvious. and why the salarian would pay any attention to it, it doesn't make his dick hard, when you're looking at a girl you don't pay attention to herpointy elbows
>>341003918
You play as a human and see the ridge the whole fucking game you dumb piece of shit. He never said OUR RIDGES ARE EXACTLY THE SAAAAME HURRR
It angers me that you're this stupid. Please tell me you're trolling, I will go to sleep peacefully.
>>340993684
>it's been 6 (six) fucking years and retards STILL think asari mindfuck others to appeal attractive
>new galaxy full of new places and new aliens
>show asari
>>341004107
>key being, "it looks like"
Right, because for all we know that asari ridge might be a part of how they ACTUALLY look. Maybe the salarian sees it too but 'it looks like' a salarian style of ridge, whatever the hell that might be.
>>341004158
We're arguing irrelevant videogame bullshit on a mongolian cartoon image board senpai, no need to be upset. We obviously have different takes from that conversation no need to fling your autistic ad hominems around.
Are you people trying to say that every drawing/recording/billboard of Asari is also mind control?
Are the humans dancing in clubs next to Asari being turned into turians for turians?
>>341004441
Ugly asari, new race designed to invert penises. Much deadlier than the reapers. The death of hetero breeding races.
>>341004441
I don't think that Nusari counts as an Asari.
>>341004563
Your take is stupid, period. Losers try for peace. Go ahead and spout some buzzwords to make yourself feel better, you know inside you are wrong and look incredibly stupid. Lucky for you it's an anonymous board so you can pretend it never happened and we'll all forget about it in no time.
>>340995513
We know for a fact that Asari have bellybuttons because a Salarian mentions it in one of the games
>>341004790
>Your take is stupid, period. Losers try for peace. Go ahead and spout some buzzwords to make yourself feel better, you know inside you are wrong and look incredibly stupid.
I'm not the one throwing in the towel.
>Lucky for you it's an anonymous board so you can pretend it never happened and we'll all forget about it in no time.
Is that supposed to convince me or you?
>>340995739
In the end of ME3 they talked about contingency plans and the need for continuity of civilization, which presumably, means they sent sleeper ships to Andromeda in case the Reapers won.
The people who got there wouldn't know the outcome of the war.
>>340993684
Where'd this (male) thing come from? I'm always missing out on the latest /v/ memes
>>341005146
So I'm guessing there will be plenty of species in Andromeda because many civilizations in the past also had that idea.
>>341005209
who's this cute anime chick? where do i find out more about her? google is giving me nothing
>>341005052
>we obviously have different takes
Code for I know I'm wrong but I'm sticking to my guns. You're trying to defuse the situation so you can move on. Sorry, but you're wrong. Did I mention stupid? You're really stupid.
You don't even bother addressing points that shit all over your theory. Instead you pretend they don't count or try to change the subject to me.
I've been consistently calling you stupid not as an insult, but in hopes of waking you up. It angers me because I don't like people who are willfully stupid. Ignorance is one thing but failing to see the truth because you don't want to is another. It's not ambiguous, you just didn't pay attention to the conversation before latching on to tumblr fantasies.
>>341005363
>chick
>>341002673
I don't even know what you're trying to convey here.
So because they talk about it and don't write it down and hand it to Shepard as a quest log it doesn't count?
>>341005293
More likely natives to Andromeda, but there very well could be species from previous cycles who had the same idea to slip a few a few ships under the radar as the Milky Way was being purged.
Whether Andromeda suffered the same flesh vs synthetic final solution bullshit remains to be seen.
>>341005498
>You're trying to defuse the situation so you can move on. Sorry, but you're wrong.
I was willing to continue, you resorted to shit flinging.
>Did I mention stupid? You're really stupid.
A lot, almost to the point of compensation.
>You don't even bother addressing points that shit all over your theory.
I did.
>I've been consistently calling you stupid not as an insult, but in hopes of waking you up. It angers me because I don't like people who are willfully stupid. Ignorance is one thing but failing to see the truth because you don't want to is another.
Your in fedora territory with this shit lad, right up your own arse, but I'll keep humoring you.
>>340996971
Do you think he keeps the rest of the Community Team in his stomach until they are needed?
>>340996971
I hate Grey Warden's armor after the first game so much. It doesn't make any fucking sense even in fantasyland.
>>340997443
>The superior you report to is a black woman
Hey to be fair Anderson Is brotier
>>341004563
>ght, because for all we know that asari ridge might be a part of how they ACTUALLY look
that is pretty much a shit argument because it's just "well you can't know for sure because they might be deceiving you all the time!"
the asari look the same in vids as in person, that should be enough proof
>>341005146
>ME game without an ancient evil awakens
Sounds g8, Reapers were the weakest part of ME.
>>341006959
The reapers weren't the weakest part, that part of story is always hard to write but bioware fucked it up more than I could have possibly imagine
>>340998274
i just imagined that and i spit all over my screen you fucker
Can you go all Cortez, colonise, manipulate and exterminate xenos in the name of the security of the species of the Citadel? You are an alien invader from a different galxy after all.
>>340998654
No, Karl has stated that he could make a show about how wierd Merchant is, but it would be the longest show in the world
>>340996971
I fucking hate Dragon Age 2.
That Asari is literally Robyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcNo07Xp8aQ
>>341006959
the reapers were great until bioware dropped the ball with them in ME2
>>340997904
That sounds like a trainwreck.
Not sure if its the will vanish into oblivion like Star Driver, DA:I, and Captain Earth kind or live in infamy like Guilty Crown and SAO.
>>340997173
Is a man?
>>340995757
Maybe it's just me but does the entire face just look weird to anyone else? Obviously it's ugly as fuck but I'm talking about the texture of it, it doesn't look like it's 3D, not sure how to properly explain it. Maybe I'm just retarded.
What is it with Bioware and absolutely hidious faces?
>>340993684
I feel like I'm the only one on /v/ who has standards that kept me from playing any of the dragon age games and me3. everything they make is garbage and you are a garbage human being if you like their games, it would be one thing if they made good games and then slathered them with social justice nonsense but they don't they make god awful games with full retard plot holes and dialogue and then add a heaping scoop of sjw bullshit on top, brainwashed transexual six year old swedish muslim converts could direct and write better games and still shoehorn in leftist lunacy.
>>341006959
>ME game without an ancient evil awakens
It isn't, though. They have the same thing going here, but I forgot the name they use this time.
>>341008430
Not just you. It looks like a 2D image that is made to look 3D.
Javik and Legion are the best characters in me3
Prove me wrong.
>>341005209
You apparently already know the answer to that question.
Looks fine. Not conventionally attractive, but still like a person, with less drag-drop-from-asset-library like 90% of the trilogy's asari's.
But it's a BioWare game, so the usual /v/ shitlords will go on and on about SJWs, cucks, etc. Because you faggots are incapable of anything more.
>>341008886
kys desu
>>341008482
I enjoyed the DA and ME trilogies, unironically watch everything by Uwe Boll, read romance novels, and without any pretension whatsoever, listen to the repetitive droning of Philip Glass. I'm also voting Trump.
>>341008746
>Javik and Legion
>>341007401
>22 million views
What the actual fuck? She sounds like shit how do people eat this up?
>>340993684
It's odd, she doesn't look half as bad when she's not smiling. It seems Bioware is really hit and miss when it comes to smiles, it's like they break their character's faces when they try to animate one.
The eyebrows are still pretty damn stupid and shouldn't be there though.
>>341009557
>it's like they break their character's faces when they try to animate one.
Goes for the whole character model. They can't animate for shit.
>>340995374
The dykey one is the best though. She is a nationalist
>>341009616
>>341009557
It's like it was done by a three-year-old.
>>340996971
me in the center
I WILL DESTROY YOU
>>341003703
The pose they replaced it with too was straight from an old pin up illustration too. They know what there doing and laughing about it.
>>340993684
>(male)
you're joking right?
1. This is one Asari, it doesn't represent the facial composition of all a nation.
2. It's a matter of perspective, I'm sure you guys aren't the most handsome on certain points of views.
3. The paint going over her face hides her eyebrows, do you find people with no eyebrows attractive ? Yeah I don't think either.
I can't think you are seriously shocked by that so stop surfing on the meme.
Now I'm not saying all Asari should look like this, far from that. But it's nice to see some new traits because they all looked the fucking same.
And since the Asari Society is mostly based on beauty and Charisma I supposed we have here a marginal character and I hope: With a unique personnality.
> Implying Bioware characters would have been deep before.
Get over it.
>>341010371
You're new, right?
>>340993684
Looks female to me. Men are attractive.
>>340995874
Bastion is a genderless turret robot
He is basically a gun.
>>340996648
>>341000239
>>340995757
My Sides: ETERNAL
m
>>341010660
>so stop surfing on the meme.
>/v/
Right.
>>340997509
okay guys. hear me out. what if he's a literal hybrid? human-asari?
>>341010932
>Turns out it's Shep and Liara's "daughter"
>>340997817
I'm female and pretty average looking and I enjoy playing as a hot chick. I'll never be hot in real life so it's nice to be some tough hot girl.
wait
wait
this
this shit is what you are outraged over?
something insignificant as this?
>>341011205
Welcome to /v/
>>341011205
This is /v/. Insignificant in itself, there is nothing else it can bitch about, because actual controversial topics would require thoughtful posting.
>mfw Bioware fucked up ME so bad that I have no choice but to relegate to fanfiction since I still love what they originally laid out for the series
>mfw this fanfiction I just recently read is infinitely better written than what Bioware could ever contrive, and its author so autistic enough that every fucking piece/character/technology has some backstory for it
Fuck Bioware.
>>341011357
link
>>341011205
how fucking new are you? we argue over the most insignificant shit here ALL THE TIME. Welcome to /v/
>>340994518
Attractive women are misogyny, anon.
>>340998274
>>341007186http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/mg/big/wwo5eind.mp4
>>341011357
autism is amazing and scary
>>341011113
post a picture with a timestampand titsor no one will believe you or care
>>341011357
>>341011427
Link seconded.
>>341011546
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I FORGOT THIS EXISTED
>>340997509
>Didn't Liara explained in ME3 that Asaris don't have hair?
Explain eyelashes pls.
>>341011113
Eversor ?
>>341009014
sauce pretty plz
How do you think they will fuck all the romances in the game?
Either they're make them all generic human looking aliens.
Or they'll completely fuck up the aliens personalities so that you don't even want to fuck them.
>>341011696
tiny tentacles-ish things on top of their eyelids? like the things on their head only much much smaller?
>>340993684
>futa is now official canon
this is a bad thing?
>>341011475
I've noticed a lot more thin, boyish women are being cast in major roles: Alicia Vikander as Lara Croft, Gal Gadot as Wonderwoman, Daisy Ridley in Star Wars... It seems like the less a woman is perceived to be flaunting her sex appeal, the less likely it is that her being cast will generate controversy. It's kind of absurd if that really is what's going on
>>341011546
is doppelganger alpha out yet?
>>341011427
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8019901/1/Of-Sheep-and-Battle-Chicken
If you can get past the first angsty 10 chapters, then you're in for a ride.
That series is 123 Chapters long, and is a complete reimagining of the first Mass Effect.
After that is some sidestory series that is around 40 Chapters long, acting as a bridge for the author's version of Mass Effect 2.
His retelling of Mass Effect 2 is still a work in progress. It's only 20+ chapters so far, read it at your own risk since the author updates like once a month.After that is a bunch of mini sidestories, another set of stories that are written on the vein of Mass Effect's Codex, completely detailing each race's History and Technology.
Still looks better than that ugly cunt Miranda Lawson.
really guys? look at the slightly pinker hued skin, and of course the eyebrows. this is an asari/human offspring.
>>340996889
what is this character from?
>>341010819
Yeah sorry, I forgot I was on /v/
Why even bother arguing, huh ?
Anyway I would have loved to hear about the protagonist or even about the universe in this trailer. This was the perfect time to throw it and they just did waste it, the EA would at least have been less shitty.
All we get is some character, new designs but no story. And the effect that "The world is so big" by explaining it goes outside the milky way failed in my opinion. Visual doesn't make it all.
I feel like I'm missing a joke. Her jaw looks fine. Is this a hot new meme?
>>341011992
>123 chapters
>sidestory 40 chapters
holy shit haha
>>341002164
>xenon filth
There are no gasbag aliens in Mass Effect you dumbass.
>>340993684
So can someone tell me why the fucking Mako is in Andromeda?
or hell, why the fuck are there Asari in andromeda?
Aren't we supposed to be entirely new species and shit, or did we literally go from ME3 to "hey lets take this Mass Relay and it'll take us to Andromeda Galaxy"
I seriously don't get it
>>341011992
>femshep
>>341012215
there are literally gasbags in the first 10 seconds of the first mission of the first game ya dingus
>>341012076
humans cant get pregnant by asari only asari can get pregnant by humans. babby is always asari
>>340993684
>It happened the same with DA:I Morrigan face
>in game was perfect
>>340995757
Literally looks like the new ninja turtle movie
>>341012314
What? Morrigan was hot, even in the trailer.
>>341012296
this is fiction and, thus, made up. if bioware wants to make a hybrid they can make a hybrid. fanboyism doesnt constitute reality
>>341002454
>Starting wars will surely ensure the survival of humanity
>>341012436
true, it's their lore, they can retcon it all they want and change whatever. but it doesn't mean i have to respect them for doing that or continue to like their wishy-washy story.
>eyebrows
>pinker skin
why is this being a hybrid somehow less likely than it just being a male
>>341012293
Holy shit I forgot about those. Guess it's time to play the first game againodd how they tease a remaster but never deliver
>>341009014
sauce
>>341012436
i believe i heard it from dialogue in the game. i cannot support my statement because of i am lazy.
>>341012532
okay? so then stop respecting them. doesnt constitute some sort of argument against my point. be negative for the sake of being negative elsewhere.
>last thing we see in ME3 is Shepard under rubble and gasp as if she's waking up
>Andromeda trailer, soldier gasps when she wakes up
Oh fuck off Bioware
>>341012436
More like fucking the lore.
> After 200 years of cohabitation we asari, realized we have another hole that can get us pregnant by humans, I GUESS WE WEREN'T CURIOUS ENOUGH.
>>341012569
to be fair, they're probably non-sapient, and they really only exist in that one mission, but they're still there. even called "gasbags" by jenkins.
>>341012689
OH MY FUCK
Is this real?
>>341012771
WUZ
>>341012689
I really hope Shepard is dead or not present in any cameo of Andromeda. Let the Trilogy rest in serenity.
>>341012668
buddy be careful not to mistake a game's (shitty) story for documented science. nothing is real and everything is made up. if they wanted a hybrid theyd write one in. just because you dont like it doesnt somehow make it impossible. you're just not creative or intelligent
>>341012689
>you play as shepard a hero who is now a parapalegic and needs help moving about and doing things at home. she will have to fight over her disability money and her mobility!
>>341012791
It's edited
Still doesn't really look good at all unedited tho
>>341012716
Checked the wiki, yeah you're right they're not sapient. Also toxic, so I guess they won't be appearing as a food source or as pets in Andromeda.
>>341012314
They went back to the drawing board immediately after the reaction, let's see if it works this time too.
>>341012872
Isn't Andromeda like hundreds of years in the future since ME3?
Even if Shepard lived after ME3 he'd be long dead when Andromeda begins
>>341012020
>miranda
>ugly
wut
>>341012689
that fucking nose jesus christ
>>341012791
It's been a trend lately in games to model characters after real people, which means they're usually 4/10 women who work in HR at the game studio.
>>341013038
No. The story is parallel to the original trilogy.
>>341012872
We'll probably see a statue or a picture his face in a monitor or something.Maybe a clone.
>>341012020
She's not perfect but the facial scanning or whatever they did was.. unfortunate.
>>341012464
Bitch, how else do you think the Emperium still exists? Fucking xeno-sympathizing scums
>>341013185
>clone
>>341013064
miranda's body is 10/10 but she is a butterface, they fucked up her face model's head scan and it just looks shit.
>>341013240
>Roleplaying
>>341002164
Keep it up, guardsman
>>341005363
>her
>>341013115
no it doesn't. It doesn't specifically state how many years after the original trilogy, just "long after the events of the original trilogy"
but it in no way is running parallel with the original trilogy
>>341013295
>Being a xeno loving cuck
>>341012894
Throw a sudden curve ball that defies EVERYTHING you thought you knew about something in a series, that retcons quite a bit of the old story for no other reason than to appease the growing crowd of special snowflake landwhales that can't hand anyone who actually takes care of their body. So being dissapointed as a hardcore fan makes you uncreative and retarded. K.
>>341013248
could be worse
>>340997913
>>340999046
>>340999932
>>341000239
Did you buy my game, Anon?
>>340993684
looks like the dude from Saving Private Ryan
>>341013386
Then that's changed. Last thing I read was the story began around ME2 and the main cast was sent out to find a new "earth" in case Shepard couldn't stop the Reapers.
>>341013487
DELETE THIS
>>341013386
guess they changed it
>>341012894
>you're just not creative or intelligent
Don't bring me the salt pls.
What's the next part, advising me that watching TV is bad ? Please.
I know they can do it and in fact, I'm sure most of the fanbase would be happy to see hybrid offsprings come into the license. Now, it's not a bad thing but if they actually make it, I really hope they'll have a viable explanation / development to it. No magic tricks and because it's sci-fi, they'll even have more possibilites to access it.
Now for the Andromeda part, I'm not quite sure they'll have the balls to do it. Mass Effect has never been a strategy game but I'm sure Bioware care about the universe some imagine the repercussion of this offspring.
Religion, politic, ethic, financial, cultural and yada yada. It just can't be for now.
>>341012186
Yeah... This shit is my fucking guilty pleasure. I'll sooner readily admit that I fap to tentacle hentai to my friends that let them know I read fanfiction.[Admittedly, this shit has completely replaced the official ME, as far I'm concerned. At least I won't be as disappointed as you faggots when ME4 drops and inevitably sucks complete dick.
>>341013556
That would be incorrect. The colony ship was planned in ME2 and was sent off in 3.
Andromeda happens AFTER the ship has made it to Andromeda, so that could have taken decades for them to make it there.
>First we get Liara
>Then we get Samara
>Now we get this thing
Can we not have it instead? I'd rather nothing than this thing.
>>341013295
>>341012464
You're one to talk, cuck
>>340995757
>turning my QT blue waifu into an ugly androgynous disgrace
KILL YOURSELVES BIOWARE FUCKING USELESS HACKS
>>340993684
>>340995757
pls no, gibe back sexy blueberry pls
>>341013954
>>341013974
We need to fight for our waifu, family
>>341013720
I'd advise you to read Sharrukin's fanfic too. It's actually pretty well written. The author is a veteran 50-something professional author, it was his side thing.
>>341014405
Who /bluewaffle/ here
>>341014461
For some reason this pic makes me think that femshep isn't as fem as she claims to be
>>340993684
could someone edit this pic and add a gun pointed to this ayylmaos head
>>341014461
>Uma Thurman in Mass Effect movie would have been possible if this was chosen
>>341002164
>>341013306
thats the spirit lads
>>341014512
most of my pics are nsfw so cant post it here :^(
>10 playthrough, all picked liara and no one else
>>341012689
I was expecting this to make you faggots lose your shit much more than the asari. When I saw that nose in the trailer I literally yelled "what the fuck?" and started laughing. I've seen a couple of threads about the asari tranny but none for sarkeesian shepard.
>>341012818
KANGZ
>>341014652
Death to the Emperor's enemies and glories to the Imperium
Emperor Protects
>>341013556
well, they probably wanted to remove ant association in thought to anything that could be related to ME3
How will the humans and aliens communicate if they're discovering new alien races theyve never met before?
>>341015062
Stargate-style "everyone speaks english".
>>341015062
>Shoot them
>Study their corpses
>???
>Shoot them some more
Fucking dumb hivers, reeeeee
>>341012921
It better have a romance with a non binary mixed-race greeno-supremacist legless guy or the SJW will rekt the game.
>>341014839
>10 playthrough, all picked liara and no one else
>tfw doing a playthrough with the intent of trying something else
>ends up fucking Liara anyway
>>341015062
>shoot first, shoot again, shoot some more, and then when everyone's dead, try and ask a question or two
Really the only way to go about it
>>340993684
EA is trying to convince people that being ugly is "attractive"
>>341015672
Why would you stick your savior dick into anything else?
>>341015289
>>341015290
>>341015772
Might end up being some bullshit like "Yo there was this data thing that floated all the way here and we translated it and know about you guys now" or something idk
Super weird, hope the make something good and make it work
>>341015772
BATTLE-BROTHER
>>340996971
i can tell exactly which of these people actually work on videogames and which do nothing at all except write character script but still get paid exactly the same by this picture
protip: the women, all 80 percent of them
>>341015990
There's only one true way to deal with the xenos filth, and that is to purge them
Let none survive, for their existence is a defiance of the Emperor's will
>Burn the heretics, kill the mutants, purge the unclean
>>341014512
right here
>>341015958
>>341015958
The mere thought is incomprehensible.
>using (male) for someone who is not cute
Learn to meme faggots
>>340996170
Cus he's got bones of glass, doesn't really make for great porn if he can barely move.
>>341016519
>>341016394
Imagine rubbing your wang against her head ridges or just having a lick of that exotic blue alien skin
Fuck, I'm leaking autism as we speak
>>341003703
>And it's also not like Blizzard hasn't done some legitimately annoying pandering, like covering up Sylvanas' ingame model.
Have you seen Legion? That's literally what they did. They even gave her a man face in the new trailer, completely different facial structure from all preexisting material that doesn't even look remotely like her.
Hell her cheek bones are literally enlarged. How the fuck does rotting give you bigger cheek bones and a square jaw?
>>341002164
Just another day in service to the Emperor.
>>341016829
Shame all her SFM shit was done by fucking amateurs.
>>341017250
BEAKIE IS A CUTE, A CUTE!
>>341015772
>>341016032
SPACE MARINES
ARE NOT HUMAN
PURGE THEM
>>341017384
oh sweet anon, you haven't seen some of the finer stuffs I've gathered over the years
in fact, prolly gonna make a /b/ thread now to dump it
>all this xeno trash being posted
>>341017463
>not human
They are children of the Emperor, they are above humanity faggot
>Purge humanity's defenders
>>341012650
it's like pottery it rhymes
>>341017518
relax sempai, wouldnt you want to have fun with this blueberry before purging her?
>>341017582
>they are above humanity faggot
>implying anything but the Emperor is above humanity
Off yourself heretic scum
>>341017810
Try saying that to my face and not on Warp net, pussy
>>341017973
Post your address you sick nonhuman fuck.
I will purge you with flame.
>>340998403
but that's chinese fan art
>>341018038
5D98F, 6th Emperor's street, Fenksworld
1v1 me faggot
>>341017720
>aardvarksfm's shit
eeew
>>341018235
I'll be there. Get your nonhuman ass ready for my foot.
>>340998304
All her daughters turned out vampsati so she didn't want to bring anymore into the world
>>341018397
What's wrong with him? Decent quality despise some of the weird BDSM shits
Also blueberry dump thread >>689336818
>>341018510
talk heresy get purge bitch
>>341017415
Cute!
>>341017463
They are distilled from the essence of the Primarchs, who in turn was distilled from the Emperors. You are in for a long session with the confessor heretic.
>>341014541
>Voiced by bailey jay
>>340993684
>a species without sexual dimorphism
>has definite genders
Liberals have literally no fucking understanding of their own concepts do they?
>>341018907
Beakies are cute no matter the chapter
>>341018907
die you degenerate beakiefag
>>341015672
>Play the game.
>"Ok, I know there's romance here, but I'm not going to force it. I'll just choose the dialogue options I consider the best at that time and see what happens"
>The game ends up cecoming Shepard, Wrex and Garrus' Awesome Adventures.
I think this says something about me, but I'm not sure.
>>341018939
They don't even know what they are talking about most of the time.
>>341013221
That combined with their efforts to make her look "perfect"
>>341019103
Your ass shall spread wide by this beak traitor.
daily reminder of what happens when you take your xeno waifuing too far
>>341018816
Back at you, power armor wearing nonhuman filth
>>341012689
I didn't know Bethesda were making this game's character creator
Is there a name for this kind of quicky-like animations and face expressions? can we call it pixar-tier? I hate it
>>341014839
post imgur link or something
>>340993684
looks like giovanni ribisi desu
>>341019273
fuck that family, who have time to think about shit when you beat your meat to sweet blue ass?
>>341009763
I hope we get some of this dumb shit in andromeda.
This is golden.
Ogre (male)
>>341019265
>>341019310
kek I knew someone would bite.I was reminiscing about Barneyfag. Wonder what happened to him
>>341019339
check /b/ for my blueberry dump thread family
>>>689336818
>>341019552
got the "there is only bait" one?
>>341002164
>Not a genocide simulator
Are you sure? It's going to be a black/white choice based colonization game with heavy handed "moral" choices about white guilt. It sure looks like it's going to be just that, which is why I care in the first place.
>>341019720
there's another wh40k bait meme? huh
>>340993684
>tfw no ME where you can whore yourself as Asari
feels bad
>>340993684
wtf they made a african-american asari, why??
>>341019467
404 m8
>>340996986
Ardat Yakshis. It's a condition that Asari can be born with if both parents are Asari. That's why they prefer alien partners and Liara had her father hidden from her.
They're like succubi and kill their partners and steal their life force.
>>341012934
Literally Anita
>>341019987
im still posting, weird
just go on./b/ and search for blue berry family
>>341020059
aw fuck, got pruned just now, and i posted like 20 pics or so
>>340993684
Hey wait a god damn minute,
does that Asari have fucking eyebrows?
>>341019995
They're also stupid rare, so they really don't serve as a valid excuse for "Asari preferring alien races". Which in itself makes no sense, anyway. Not just because they're capable of actually altering DNA of incoming offspring by fucking goddamn thought.
>>341011026
But Asari children are just Asari.
>>341020925
This is Bioware we're talking about here, you know.
>>341000804
No it wasn't, it fleshed out every other ending too, as well as adding the bad end. It was basically the same as DA:O's ending after the free DLC, the normal very similar ending as well as some slides explaining what ended up happening with all the other shit you impacted.
>>341021568
>it fleshed out every other ending too,
Well, filling everything with more holes, shitting even more over established lore, retconning more, not answering any questions, instead creating more of them, all while being marketed as an "apology".
Which, of course, fans gobbled up, as usual.
That EC is the simply the second middle finger. Not really as aggravating as the first, but nevertheless adding to the insult.
>>340993684
These eyebrows...
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![alg_actor_gary-coleman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uDKbG3W.jpg "alg actor gary-coleman[1]")
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