>YFW Nintendo wins E3 by simple fact of everyone else being boring as fuck
is that a squid
I'm hoping everything we know about Nintendo's E3 is just smoke-and-mirrors and they bring out some hype bullshit or pull a bait-and-switch and actually reveal the NX or something.
Do we really need a disappointing E3 three years in a row, Nintendo?
Sony's basically poised to take this.
>>340980696
no thats a kid
>>340980520
Except Nintendo has become incompetent and makes mobile games now.
>>340980896
2014 was good you nigger
>>340980520
Dishonored 2 and Prey reboot will be better games than the new wannabe-skyrim zelda.
Doom already blows everything Nintendo has done in the past decade out the fucking water.
>>340980896
>Sony wins by doing absolutely nothing
>AGAIN
Sony entering video games was the biggest mistake of anything ever.
>>340981145
I'm trying to think. Wasn't it underwhelming aside from the Splatoon reveal? E3 2013 was their last really good one iirc.
>>340981220
Pretty much.
>>340980520
>Implying Nintendo won't be the most boring of the lot
It's going to be 60 minutes of riding around in the open and cutting grass.
Is he going to show up?
>YFW Sony wins E3 by simple fact of everyone else being incompetent as fuck
>>340981490
Nigga, every year EA comes out of the woodworks to bore everyone to death about their sports franchises, when literally no one who actually plays video games gives a shit.
Nintendo by default cannot be more boring than that.Can't be more boring than Bethesda or likely Ubishit either.
>>340980520
What is every E3 since ten or so years ago
>>340981456
That was the year where they did the thing with Robot Chicken, ammiibo got announced with a fucking hilarious video of Reggie and iwata fighting (rip), palutena, pac man, and miis got smash trailers, we got our first teaser of Zelda U, and they went to the show floor with Splatoon, captain toad, Kirby rainbow curse, and wooly world.
Not gonna happen as they too will be boring as fuck
>>340981683
>Play Fates
>Don't notice anything glaringly wrong with the localization
Should I care who this guy is?
>>340982080
>That was the year where they did the thing with Robot Chicken, ammiibo got announced with a fucking hilarious video of Reggie and iwata fighting (rip), palutena, pac man, and miis got smash trailers, we got our first teaser of Zelda U, and they went to the show floor with Splatoon, captain toad, Kirby rainbow curse, and wooly world.
Oh yeah, nvm. 2014 was a good year.
But 2015 was definitely underwhelming. This'll be their second shitty year in a row if they fuck this up.
>>340982080
Also had ORAS which had a ton of hype behind it because of all the Hoenn remake bellowing over the couple years prior
>>340981691
>implying Sony isn't going to prematurely ejaculate like they do every conference and then have nothing for the rest of the show
>>340982596
Premature ejaculation is better than having a limp dick with nothing to show desu
>>340981203
In the past decade Nintendo greenlit a sequel to Sin and Punishment so you're 300% wrong on that claim.
>>340982946
Sin and Punishment 1 was a japan exclusive, fuckwad, and 2 made everything cliche edgy animu with terrible generic music.
>>340982946
My fucking nigga
You have NO idea how much I love that game. It's one of the GOAT action games and one of my personal favorites.
Even aside from that, you have:
>Kid Icarus: Uprising
>Donkey Kong Country Returns and Tropical Freeze
>Wonderful 101
>Bayonetta 2
>Smash 4
>Mario Kart 8
>SM3DW
>Pikmin 3
Nigga, please. Nintendo can still make a fantastic game when they want to, they're just Nintendo.
>>340982946
Also Dishonored 1 and Prey on 360 were better than Sin and Punishment. At least they didn't last like 2 hours.
>>340983380
>and 2 made everything cliche edgy animu with terrible generic music.
The music was fantastic and it also took what the first game did and arguably improved on it. It's easily one of the best rail shooters ever made.
Here's your (You). :^)
>>340980520
Nintendo is only showing one game you tremendous retard. Unless it jerks you off while feeding you caviar it's not going to be worth it.
Nindendo will win because half their previews will still be covered in black draping hijabs
Oh the suspense
>>340983406
>Kid Icarus Uprising
My nig
One of the most underrated action games in years
With all the bullshit they have been pulling it's not going to work like that this year.
>>340980520
>>340980520
>literally one game
>winning
>>340980520
gematsu.com/2016/06/sony-announces-partial-e3-2016-lineup
look at this shitty lineup
>>340983406
>Kid Icarus Uprising
on-rails and like 4 hours
>nuDonkey Konh
generic platformers with gimmicks
>Wonderful 101
bullshit
>Bayonetta 2
buttonmasher with QTE's and corridors - only 6 hours
>Smash 4
party game
>Mario Kart 8
little content, DLC, and terrible multiplayer modes with gravity gimmick that's already been done before - forza is better
>SM3DW
unoriginal and nonambitious - generic with not enough content
>pikmin 3
pikmin 2.5 HD MORE PIKMINS EDITION
>>340984604
>10 minutes talking about the success of games that are already out
>A new Zelda U trailer
>MAYBE gameplay
>25 minutes of footage of devs working on Zelda U talking about how much they love Zelda
>Conference over
Wow it's fucking nothing
>>340980896
I'm guessing Kimishima pushed a bunch of shit back to prepare for the NX launch a bit better. He might be willing to take a hit this year if it makes the NX launch stronger.
>>340983570
>The music was fantastic
This is what you like to listen to huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZIPmdYIkfw
>>340984604
Only fools would fall for this
i've lost all hope in videogames just kill me now
>>340984754
deflection.
ignorance is bliss
>>340984807
don't forget 15 minutes of new amiibo
>>340984986
Uh, no. Try this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUs3DgW0ayI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIxwzwXabO4
>Nintendo announces that they have something special to show
>It ends up being casual mobile shit for phones
>>340985826
Oh god I forgot about amiibo
>the only reveal is Zelda
>it will still be barebones as fuck
Nintendo's gonna blow it
>>340984807
>>25 minutes of footage of devs working on Zelda U talking about how much they love Zelda
Nintendo isn't some Western dev. They're not going to resort to that bullshit.
They're going to show everything they have remaining for the Wii U and 3DS. They'll underwhelm but they're prepping the NX's launch. They're playing the long game and hoping they haven't screwed up that hard.
>>340984807
>>MAYBE gameplay
Pretty sure they've already confirmed there's going to be plenty for Zelda. This is Nintendo we're talking about, after all. It's one of the few things they manage to have over the rest.
Whether or not it will be good is another matter.
>>340985859
My nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afqAlYSWa5I
I really wish S&P could come back but S&P2 alone was a miracle that underperformed as expected
>>340980520
Nintendo already can't win, since Prey 2 just got announced at Bethesdas and Nintendo isn't announcing anything.
>>340986242
Al lI want is just one more game to complete a trilogy. One more game on the NX, with pointer controls if possible. Bring a new element to the gameplay, like weapons you might pick up as you go and upgrade as you proceed, like a 2d shmup. Go full 3D bullet hell shmup.
Maybe an HD remaster of the second game or an outright remake of the first game too.
Dear god, I just need one more game dammit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPlma9jkEEc&list=PL0Wgb3swEuLyC8nAGhCwE1d9OtoNQf4T6&index=21
>>340985859
>tfw i always used to see the game going for cheap in my local store but i never picked it up
>got into rail shooters because of panzer dragoon and omega boost
>wanna go buy it
>it got rarer
damn it all
>>340986451
>Nintendo already can't win, since Prey 2 just got announced at Bethesdas
It's also actually just a reboot that doesn't even look anything like Prey 2 and looks more like a generic shooter with a slightly unconventional framing device.
I don't even know why people are even hyped. People were excited over Prey 2 in the first place because people wanted a futuristic open-world game with multi-tired cities and whatnot. The premise was intriguing, if different from the first game.
This doesn't look a thing like Prey 2 or the original from what I understand.
>>340985859
Nothing but noise. There's no style to it all. It just sounds like grungy machines clacking.
I never gave a shit about Sin and Punishment because it never came out here, but I liked the soundtrack because it reminded me of rage racer. a turn-of-century eclectic mix of styles and radio cues. strong and invigorating. far better than that shitty cling-and-bang bullshit you posted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CxX8n7NOWU
>>340984604
>doesnt even play racing games so he doesnt know what to compare fucking mario kart to
>>340980520
>current Nintendo
>wining anything
>>340981203
I hate it when faggots make really broad statements like this
>>340986879
>tfw I picked it up for $5 on a Best Buy sale
Felt like a fucking steal. Got one of the GOAT games for so little.
>got into rail shooters because of panzer dragoon and omega boost
>panzer dragoon
I tried getting into Orta but I just can't. Maybe I'll give it another go. I've always wanted to play through the original game and Zwei as well.
>omega boost
I've always wanted to play this one, I'll admit. I should do that someday.
It's a shame the rail shooter genre has died out. I love games like that actually.
>>340987068
>literally arguing against someone who 'hates' S&P2 yet is somehow familiar with S&P1's OST
Am I....am I being rused?
>>340984604
>on-rails and like 4 hours
This is factually false
>>340982080
It's funny because 2014 was the first time in a while where Nintendo fucking beat the shit out of everyone, and then 2015 happened and Nintendo went from the very top to the very bottom
>>340981220
>>340987607
>2015 was so bad that it made it seem like they lost the previous year
Fuck me.
>>340987228
No I do playing Racing games. Anything involving racing gets me instantly hyped. GT, Forza, and Ridge Racer are my favorite franchises. I play Driveclub and Forza 6 every day. But Mario Kart, just like smash, is bullshit for kiddie casuals.
I have a Murrican Wii U but now that I know enough Japanese to play games I wonder if it would be worth getting a Japanese one when it's on its way out. After all, Wii and Wii U gimmicks aren't easy to emulate without proper hardware so there isn't much chance of seeing "virtual console" releases for them.
>>340987814
>hardcoregamesforahardcoregamer.png
>>340987810
2014 was literally skits shovelware and happy meal toys though, the only slightly interesting thing they had that year was smash
>>340987545
I already told you liked the soundtrack because I've never played the game. It never came out here, and everythng I saw of 2 looked like bullshit. Plus, it was like a 2009 game that ran at 480p. I'm not going to buy a fucking wii. Fuck nintendo and their kiddie casual games.
This isn't an echochamber. I don't even think I would like the 1st game because I don't like cuhrazyyyyy shit. Perhaps you should go to >>>r/gaming if you want a circlejerk.
>>340981203
i dont even like nintendo but you are delusional if you think dishonored 2 and prey reboot will be better than the new zelda
>>340980896
2014 was good and 2015 was ok for Nintendo world championship and the smash direct 2 days prior
>>340987394
zwei and saga are the best panzer dragoon games, saga is an rpg tho, but to me it´s the best rpg of that generation along with xenogears
and omega boost is like an spiritual succesor to the panzer dragoon series, it´s like a mix between macross, zone of the enders and starship troopers, it´s fucking incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qia3_eyLNpk
https://youtu.be/NVh8DP0XrEc
>>340988237
I'm not a kid. I don't play goofy cartoony shit, nintenyearold. I want some skill and depth to my racing games with a sleek, sexy presentation. Some class, if you will.
>>340988342
>I don't like cuhrazyyyyy shit
You must be a fun guy to hang around IRL
>>340988342
>this much shit taste
You are a fucking casual.
>>340982236
>>Don't notice anything glaringly wrong with the localization
>Should I care who this guy is?
you should get your eyes checked or stop speed reading through the games.
>>340988589
>Racing games are classy
This is some 10/10 b8
I just want like ten new pokemon revealed and Zelda to not disappoint. I'm glad Nintendo broke the bad news about their showings way way in advance instead of last week.
>>340988702
If I want a railshooter, I'll play Rez. It's art and a good game, something Nintendo could never accomplish. I'm not gonna play some Nintendo kiddie garbage.
>>340988859
Forza 6 is pretty classy, guy.
>>340985007
work on your backlog
>>340988937
>Rez
That game is rated E. Therefore, it's kiddy
>>340988937
>Video games
>art
>>340980520
You nintendo fans live in a fucking bubble, I swear.
>>340980896
>Implying Nintendo won't be boring as fuck
So far it seems like all they're announcing is Zelda info and Sun/Moon gameplay. It's neat, but, even as someone who doesn't care about shooting games, it seems like they're not even trying. Zelda has never been that interesting, and the most one can really hope for from the Sun/Moon gameplay is seeing some new pokemon we haven't seen yet. If they don't have SOMETHING hidden up their sleeve, this may be Nintendo's worst E3 ever.
>>340988937
Rez and Child of Eden are both great but those being good games don't discount S&P2 from being amazing either.
>>340981220
Why? More competition is generally better for the consumer. If the console market was literally only nintendo why would they bother putting effort in.
>>340984078
>rosalina won't try to date me because she's 2D
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMM
>>340989558
>this may be Nintendo's worst E3 ever.
Nothing can beat 2008
>>340980520
I want more Splatoon content.
Splatoon was the only game worth anything last year.
>>340990467
What was 2008? Wii Music? It wasn't bad except for that one part everyone memes over.
>>340981683
Why never pick up SK?
>>340990539
Do you think they ever ate their bag of dicks and crow
Nintendo will win becauseLink will be a girl.
>>340990467
thanks for reminding me, now whatever they show will look better
>>340990646
Boobies, which proves Treehouse is the reason why #FE doesn't want to show any skin whatsoever
They are the cancer killing NOA
90% of E3:
>>Everyelse else has SHIT conferances
>Nintendo do random shit with some gameplay footage and win by default
>>340990543
this was a time when everyone assumed Nintendo would definitely have an F-zero and Starfox ready for new hardware. It was a fact of life. And Nintendo was at a high even greater than their NES days. What could go wrong?
H-haha nintendomination guys am i right? We won E3, right nintenbros? WHY IS NO ONE PAYING ATTENTION TO NINTENDO!??!?!
>>340991187
Not to mention Wii Music was Miyamoto's hyped up "New IP" and it devastated fucking everyone
>>340990467
Fair point. Still, it may be Nintendo's second worst E3 ever.
>>340990539
Splatoon still does get content. It's just not very interesting content. They need to add some new gamemodes, and maybe make it so that you can play more than four maps every four hours. I see what they were doing with that decision, but I don't think a single person finds it helpful or good in any way.
>>340980520
That's how they "won" 2015.
>>340991204
nintendo should be a bannable offence on /v/, they are not /v/ideogames anymore
>>340991204
Its not
>Nintendodomination
Its
>Mediocre when everyone else is shitting their legs
>>340981683
I should reply to him on twitter with a pic of SKSV physical and CFW running on my 3DS
.>>340991446
Just add two lobbies with two maps each. If you don't want to play one set or get tired of it, you can go to the other one.
>>340983406
>Kid Icarus
I found the humor to be really bad, like "Undertale tier meta irony" bad. Also, i did not like the controls. I got used to them after a while, but it completely kills any desire for me to ever give the game another go.
>Donkey Kong
Generic platformers. I'm kind of sick of them by now. Also, I'm not sure why people think they're challenging. Is it the Dark Souls effect where everything else is so casualized that something that can kill you looks better by default?
>Wonderful 101
>Bayonetta 2
Honestly, I couldn't get into these. I hate Platinum's style of humor, and I'm disgusted by sex fanservice shoved in my face. Also, the gameplay was a little lackluster and too button-mashy for me. Not enough tactical strategy, like you'd find in an RTS.
>Smash 4
Too much DLC, not enough singleplayer content. Needed something like the Subspace Emissary.
>Mario Kart 8
I'm neutral on this one, but Sonic All Stars is better to me. PC controls brah.
>SM3D world
Didn't really click with me. Also, no challenge.
>Pikmin 3
Didn't do anything to fix the amount of errors from the previous one. Environments still feel cramped, it still fails as an RTS because your ability to control your army is so limited. A gyro gamepad and wiimote just can't compare to KBM.
Overall, it's a better selection than the competition, but that's only because the competition hasn't been trying. AS a WiiU+PS4+PC+3DS+PSP idort, I can safely say that I've stopped using my consoles almost completely because I just can't find them fun anymore. If I want colorful games, I got them on the PC. If I want challenging games, I'll get them on the PC. If I want
ironic humor and le ebin meme jokes, I have Undertale for that, but then again, why the heck would I want that?
>>340991593
Oh please, then the Sonyggers would have nothing to shitpost about, they'd start cannibalizing each other
Actually, that's a good idea. Scratch what I said
>>340991452
How the fuck did they win 2015? Sony had one of the best conferences I've seen that year. Nintendo won 2014, the year they did that smash skit with Iwata and Reggie.
Can someone post the upset Mario Wojak with the Hylian Shield and Master Sword cutting the black upset Sony Wojak? That always gives me a laugh
>>340991757
I can't tell if you're actually saying your opinion, or just bai-
>I'm disgusted by the sex fanservice
Anddddd it's bait.
>>340992232
>if you don't like a game shoving a character's ass in your face every other cutscene, it's bait
Well, excuse me.
>>340982379
>>340982080
Also, don't forget Bayo 1 being included with Bayo 2 for free came out of nowhere. E3 2014 was great for Nintendo.
>>340992442
Or you're gay
>>340992232
>WAHHHH YOU CAN'T SHIT ON NINTENDO
>>>r/gaming
>>340991695
That's what they have now, unless you mean add two more. That would be fine; however, four maps stretched over four hours just gets dull.
>>340992442
Unless you're a literal faggot, you shouldn't mind it.
Hell, I'm a literal faggot and I didn't mind it. The game is meant to be over the top.
>>340982813
That's something a premature ejaculator would say.
>>340980696
>>340980940
STOP REUSING THIS JOKE
>>340992538
>>340992656
Try to see it from my point of view. Do you like it when games like Dragon age and Mass Effect have massive amounts of time and money dedicated to sex scenes, in particular gay sex scenes? Especially when it's clear that they could've put this time into better gameplay?
>it's supposed to be ironic and over the top!
Yeah, or it should be a game first, with good gameplay. But I can't consider Bayo to have good gameplay when I'm skipping cutscenes left and right and groaning every time she strips down to use a special action finisher.
>>340992538
No it's just obnoxious and not even funny. I didn't laugh a single time in Bayo 2 and really cringed more than anything at its poor sophomoric stilted humor. None of the characters evenhave any chemistry whatsoever. Everything just feels contrived for the sake of a sequel. And the combat is just not deep. All they did was add more moves, animations, and QQTE's and didn't really fix any of the core problems of the first one. It's just a buttonmasher.
>>340992804
>and groaning every time she strips down to use a special action finisher
Say I heard there's this really great club in Florida...you should go there
What will you do if the NX turns out to be another gimmick machine?
>>340989795
> More competition is generally better for the consumer
Games used to be better when there was less competition.
Amazing competition of the Microsoft type only shat everything up because their anti consumer faggotry spread.
>>340992882
yeah, it did feel like a button masher. And Infinite Climax is the hardest difficulty? Phew. I've seen more difficulty in randomly generated roguelike indie games, no offense to the platinum fans.
>>340984604
Oh, I get it. You're a "gamer," aka people who only play games for social status, and you somehow think making this glaringly ubiquitous perspective will let you fit in with the other "gamers" by showing how cool and unaffected by "kiddie" games you are.
Go on then. Show us your "gamer" badge. I'm sure all of your friends think it's so cool. Maybe we will too.
>>340992024
I know it was shit. But Sony's and Microsoft's weren't any better.
AT LEAST they had a Digital Event that year
>>340993086
It really depends on the gimmick. If it's like "LOOK MAH NO HANDS" then fuck it. But if it's something small like "You can use the controller as a handheld and take it anywhere" then I'll love it
>>340993086
can you expect anything more from nintendo?
they have been a mobile platform since the N64 but due to how we classify, the truth has been suppressed, they are not /v/ideogames anymore and should be expunged from /v/, 4chan and history
>>340993086
If its Wii tier, its fine.
If its Wii U tier, its not.
>>340989795
Competition is generally better for the consumer when the companies actually try to complete. Nintendo isn't the only one in the console market, yet they're just trying to do their own thing and not compete, and are STILL not putting any effort in.
>>340993486
>they have been a mobile platform since the N64
What the hell does that mean
>>340988821
You should play the game because it's perfectly fine. It's literally the same quality as every other Fire Emblem translation.
>>340993181
Bitch fuck off. I love games. Dishonored 2 and Prey reboot got me stoked.
I just don't give a shit about Nintendo and their gimmicky casual shit. I don't even think any of their "classic" games are all that special or noteworthy besides Zelda since so many other games in their respective genres have already surpassed them by lightyears. I don't give a shit about duck hunt, pikmin, ice climbers, mario, or star fox.
>>340993486
:3 awoo~ new friend
^_^
>>340993838
can't reboot a series that only had one game senpai-kun lmfao. Also git gud.
>>340993838
Shit taste: the post
people still play games made for kids?
>>340993861
and you can go back to knowyourmeme now.
>>340993181
You know, I think he was a little harsh with his comments, but they weren't entirely wrong. he made good points about how Smash doesn't really have a high skill ceiling because it was designed as a party game first and foremost,and the DLC is unforgiveable when it so vastly affects online play. Cosmetics are one thing, but 35 dollars worth of characters? Talk about unbalanced.
It's quite unfair that you judge someone because they don't unanimously love and defend a company.Heaven knows we needed a containment board for the fanboys who needed several threads every hour to discuss their games, just so they wouldn't spam this board constantly. Yet I don't judge them.
>>340983406
>Kid Icarus: Uprising
Shitty controls, obnoxious humor/dialogue.
>Donkey Kong
Generic 2D platformer. Not bad games, but not interesting.
>Wonderful 101
Very button-mashy and uninteresting. Just seems like a generic beat-em-up.
>Bayonetta 2
Generic beat-em-up with obnoxious fan-service everywhere.
>Smash 4
Blatantly unbalanced roster, without any remotely interesting single-player content. A good party game, but that's not hard to do.
>Mario Kart 8
Just another Mario Kart game with absolutely nothing special. Another good game to play with friends, but boring and repetitive otherwise.
>SM3DW
Super bland and unmemorable 3D platformer. Sure, there's a lot of "mechanics", but none of them were really interesting or unique. Again: Fun with friends, but dreadfully boring otherwise.
>Pikmin 3
Super short, piss-easy, and cramped. It doesn't have anything to it that the first two games didn't, besides being incredibly easy and short. All of the treasures being fruit was disappointing, and none of them were really "hidden". Also, there weren't any real threats; in Pikmin 1 and 2, you can have trouble getting around the map because there are actual threats that you need to fight. In Pikmin 3, the most you'll find without going out of your way is a bulborb or two. The only positive thing about the game is that it looks nice, but every area is so small, there's not much to explore. I have no idea how people like this game at all.
>>340993086
>A whole new way to play video games
It's obviously gonna be another gimmick machine. Unless the gimmick is "It's as strong as a home console, but it's portable" like a lot of people predict, it will be shit. Even then, I wouldn't really consider it worth buying.
>>340980520
>EA and Bethesda was shit
>E3 SUCKS
Not over until the fat lady sings, kid
>>340994115
Just curious, what do you consider a children's game? Incase you ask, I consider games like Xenoblade, Gears of War, Bayonetta, and Firewatch to be children's games, because they rely on sex and violence and "cinematics" as opposed to 100% pure gameplay. A game like Mario, even if I don't like the kind of gameplay, is far from a child's game because it has almost no story, doesn't throw a bunch of edgy sex and gore at you, and is pure gameplay. I give it props for not falling to he "cinematic plague" of modern games.
>>340994368
>>340994368
>obnoxious fan-service
That shooting must have brought the queers out of hiding huh
>>340982080
>That was the year where they did the thing with Robot Chicken, ammiibo got announced with a fucking hilarious video of Reggie and iwata fighting (rip), palutena, pac man, and miis got smash trailers, and they went to the show floor with captain toad, Kirby rainbow curse, and wooly world.
None of these are good things
>>340994676
nintendo only makes kids games, where have you been in the last 30 years?
they have shouted it from the rooftops for years that if you have a double digit age you can fuck right off
Arkane should win e3, just Arkane. They really saved bethesda
>>340994892
>nintendo only makes kids games, where have you been in the last 30 years?
>>340994836
>xD OMG LOOK AT HER LEGS LOOK LOOK SHE HAS LEGS LOOK ITS A FEMALE WHO HAS LEGS WOW OMG PLEASE BUY OUR GAME WEVE GOT SEXY BOOBIES
Not being a vanilla fuck who gets off to any female who has legs isn't the same as being gay. Even so, fanservice isn't nearly enough to make it a good game; it's still a short, boring beat-em-up.
>>340994892
I still don't think they've completely fallen to the kids game plague. They still make colorful games and in the past they made some challenging games.. I see what you mean though, with games like >>340995160 , where the "cinematic narrative" and "sex fanservice" are all that matter, and the gameplay just rots.
>>340995160
>1 game
LEAVE and never come back.
>actually responding to the most blatant shitposters
you're beyond help.
What the fuck are they even going to show?
>NX
>???
>???
Nintendo literally has no games.
>>340980520
how?
zelda?
pfffttt
>>340980520
Nobody will win E3, but we will lose.
>>340995213
>Not being a vanilla fuck who gets off to any female who has legs isn't the same as being gay
You could have fooled me
>>340995213
THISSSSSS
For as much as /v/ shits on God of War, at least it has puzzles and emphasizes you to mix up your moveset and block/roll on higher difficulties.
Bayonetta just gives you a bunch of moves, a corridor, witch time, and says hey, GO NUTS. It might as well be a musou with infinite combos. That doesn't make it good, it just makes it flashy and fucking boring.
>>340995521
>getting off
But I want to play a game. And 2+ hours of cutscenes and "context sensitive" quick time events impedes that.
>>340995612
>And 2+ hours of cutscenes and "context sensitive" quick time events impedes that
You must hate every AAA game nowadays thenI wouldn't blame you
>>340994890
Hey, Pac Man was nice.
>>340980520
Bethesda should not have done a conference. They don't have the near instant HOOGE release they had last year.
Video games are dead.
Every year is the same shit only worse
>>340995883
If EA can justify a conference then Bethesda can too.
Anybody could at this point. I could.
If you all dislike videogames so much, why not just find a new hobby?
>>340980896
>three years in a row
fucking what? 2014 was incredible. Splatoon, Sm4sh, Treehouse
>>340995970
But I have. I'm now trying to learn art and music. I mostly just play older games now, back when the industry as a whole was good.
>>340995968
>"Hey my name is anon and this is my conference. This is a picture of my dog. That is all"
I would go to your E3 conference.
>>340995970
I did, but I can't leave /v/ because you're the only people I can talk to.
>>340990539
We'll get some sort of Splatoon announcement. Likely a big one - the devs have said they wanted to do something more. Mark my words.
I'm hoping for a new gamemode or an expansion to single player.
>>340995970
Don't trip. It's just the Nintendo fans facing the music.
For the rest of us, E3's been pretty hype so far with Titanfall 2, Battlefield 1, Prey, nd Dishonored 2. Tomorrow's gonna blow the roof though.
>>340996146
I appreciate the support.
>>340984807
>MAYBE gameplay
>Conference
You haven't been following Nintendo much the last few weeks, have you?
>>340995970
you should leave, we love videogames and we know when bad stuff happens, we will not stick our heads in the sand and get fucked over by some draconian company like nintendo, nor will we let them ruin the industry,
if you think we hate videogames, it's clear you hate them even more
>>340996189
I would pay for more content.
They deserve more money.
>>340986131
>They're not going to resort to that bullshit.
They did with Star Fox 0. And Wooly World. And several other games in the past.
>They're going to show everything they have for the Wii U and 3DS. They'll underwhelm but they're prepping the NX's launch.
Nintendo has already said, the NX won't replace the Wii U. Even if they're gonna focus more on the NX, they'll still be making some Wii U stuff; if the NX was replacing the Wii U, we would've had way more info by now.
>>340991593
Obvious console war incitement should be a bannable offense...
Oh wait it's supposed to be but it's still here.
>>340996632
They also said the DS wasn't going to replace the Game Boy.
>trusting nintendo
they are going to dangle zelda in front of everyone and have nothing else until the next system comes out.
just like with skysword and the furry simulator.
