There are people angry that other people think modern Bioware character designs are stupid.
>>340964916
Bioware has been making some god damn ugly female characters lately.
No one seems to demand that actors and actresses should be ugly. I don't get it.
People of all genders, races, religions and whatever the fuck there is like to look at pretty people.
its only normal for people to create something aesthetically pleasing when creating anything but for some reason they deliberately choose not to
I still remember when Sera/Cole/ and Morrigan were first revealed for inquisition
They got the same reactions with what's happening now/
>>340967869
They're taking the pretentious modern art "it's not SUPPOSED to look good" bullshit and extending it to other mediums.
>>340964916
>Biofags forgetting their own games lore, AGAIN
>>340969068
That must be it. I did watch that documentary that gets thrown around these boards now and then- 'Why Beauty Matters' thing and instead of it making me angry now it makes me sad.
>>340964916
It looks so bad a hyperfeminist SJW nu male doesn't like it. It really looks horrible, I bet it'll be a transgender asari.
>>340964916
what the fuck
why does bioware continue to make ugly characters
do they think the ugly people who play bioware games (and trust me, biowares audience is ugly), want to escape into a world filled with ugly people?
i skipped inquisition because of this shit and man, i just don't see how bioware keeps getting money to do this shit.
>>340968471
God forbid they aim for more diversity in stylistic design.
Bioware a shit.
literally why even make more mass effect if it is going to be radically different?
is this a proto asari, like the Klingon before they got their ridges?
>>340969065
She looks similar to Sera. Did they model both of them off an actual face?
why the fuck would you ever play a mass effect game anyways
just read a book or something
>Ian Miles "Hail Hitler" Cheong objectifying women after he went full SJW
It all comes tumblring down
>>340964916
>literally the sexy alien girl race
>'lol evry1 iz bootiful, healthy at every jawbone'
>>340970871
He stopped being an sjw months ago, get up to date.
>>340964916
I don't really play Mass Effect but I want to know something. What I don't get is why there's an Asari when it's supposed to be a different galaxy and you're a lone explorer. Is it canon that they're an intergalactic species? If not then what are they doing there?
>>340964916
The same thing happened with Morrigan, and in the end they made her hot.
But I'm not gonna lie, the Asari isn't "hot", but she's kinda cute in a weird way. I don't hate her.
>>340971461
This, what the fuck?
>>340964916
an asari.
less blue.
seriously?
>>340964916
maybe its asari parent mated with a really ugly alien
>>340964916
Wow, that's an Asari now? Mass Effect sure has fallen.
>>340964916
Wasn't the whole thing behind the asari race that they were supposed to be attractive to everything so they can procreate by any means
so what's the point of making one marginally attractive
>>340967869
Don't you remember Precious?
Liberal media was literally falling over themselves to give that shit movie and actress awards and calling her "gorgeous"
>>340971461
>>340971642
What if they're part of the new shepard's crew, genius?
>>340972193
Yes, as mentioned by the second guy in that twitter faggot's screenshot, which he completely ignored.
Asari, or at least the Asari before this game didn't have hair, and they didn't fucking pencil in eyebrows ether. As silly as it is, the lines on Liara for example are actually her natural tattoo pattern. Same for Samara and Aria.
I find it odd the brow and head crown are so different too, it looks more like some sort of scientifically made Asari or a new breed of Asari founded in the new Universe they've gone to.
Am I the only one that finds this off?
>>340964916
remember when cheong was a SJW
>>340972193
I don't know, there were a fair number of ugly Asari in ME1-3
Didn't Cheong turn into a total SJW?
>>340964916
>le smudge asari face.jpg
>>340964916
but they are supposed to be fuckbots 3000, it's the fucking lore.
>>340972584
I thought the trailer was implying that you're a lone explorer, the only one delving into the Andromeda galaxy. I could be wrong. But I'm pretty sure they even showed the alien in OP pic when talking about "new alien species" or something.
>>340970741
That can't be it, unless they pull the stasis thing again. Its set years after ME3.
>>340971461
>>340971642
It looks like they use a big ass mothership to reach Andromeda. They don't just stuff notShepard into a tiny trashcan and launch it.
>>340972237
That's true, I forgot about that. "Most beautiful woman in Hollywood" and all that.
Is there a term for such widespread, willful delusion apart from "the emperor has no clothes"?
>>340973095
>I thought the trailer was implying that you're a lone explorer
That would be pretty stupid, anon. It's a Normandy-like ship, there's bound to be a crew. A lone explorer would be a pretty awful idea.
>>340972983
Yes and then he stopped recently.
>>340971461
>>340971463
You're all on a giant fucking Ark the size of those Space Colonies from Gundam and your team, on the new Normandy basically go to one side or a certain part of the Universe to explore while other races and their lead go to the other parts of the Universe to find their own homes.
The Ark has all the Races from the previous installments
its like they saw blade runner and though that looked alieny. then decided the asari didn't look human enough, but if they were they'd be too attractive so they made her look like some wier looking "female".
>>340973434
Why?
>>340973338
The way the trailer was it seemed like there was some kind of disaster on the way and you're the only one left. The way the player character suddenly wakes up, breathing heavily, saying to themself "I made it... I made it."
Also desu I think that scenario would be more interesting than having a crew. It'd really make you feel like an alien, all alone and isolated.
Aren't the Asari supposed to be universally pretty so they can make babies with other races?
>>340973565
Who knows, but he apologized and said he just wanted to talk about games from now on.
Honestly, I'm not convinced it's not a male asari.
>>340964916
When was the last time people complained about Male characters not looking attractive enough?
>>340973790
Huh. Got a link to that tweet?
>>340973621
Because pseudoRPGs are perfect for lone exploration.
Anon, please realize what game series we're talking about.
>>340971461
Wasn't it in ME3 when the Asari chancellor said she was going to assure her race continues? I figured after Thessia got rump roasted they launched Asari colonies out into deep space
>>340973713
Maybe it's through the perspective of someone with really really shitty taste in what makes a woman attractive.
>>340973713
Yes.
>>340973621
>making a bioware rpg without squadmembers
L E L
It'd be a disaster, especially since BioWare's main strength is in character writing.
>>340971827
They make more pure asari, they don't make hybrids.
>>340973621
The I Made It sounds more like she woke up from slumber instead of stress, she was smiling and her voice sounded excited instead of in apanic.
Granted, it doesnt explain why shes the only one in that area when she does wake up; that room was pretty large.
>>340973713
There were plenty ugly ones in ME1-3 though.
>>340964916
The whole point of the Assari was to have sex appeal
>>340973863
It's on his gamesite.
>>340973965
What the hell are you talking about, of course RPGs are good for exploration. Discovering new parts of the world is one of the most compelling parts of RPGs. Yeah I don't expect much out of Bioware these days but still.
>>340964916
>Ian *Gassing Every Kike* Cheong running his fat chink mouth.
Did he switch back to being a nazi again because he got bored of being a sjw?
>>340971308
How exactly did that happen?
>>340974280
>What the hell are you talking about, of course RPGs are good for exploration
Not lone space exploration, no. RPG's are the opposite of isolated.
/v/ - twitter screencaps of people saying stupid shit
>>340970253
>Biowares audience is ugly
>Is a member of Biowares audience
it's ok me too ;___;
she woke up the way shep did in 3.
Shepard lives.
also kill reapers is canon, no green tech lines on the characters.
>>340970253
>i skipped inquisition because of this shit and man
I pirated it. I manage to play 30 minutes a day before I have to stop. Its fucking awful in every respect.
The only redeeming character in your party is Solas, because he hates everyone else just as much as any player who likes competent writing and characters inevitably will.
>>340973982
This game is before 3 right?
Ian Miles Cheong is a truly nice guy that used to be a fuckwit in a desperate attempt to fit in with the SJWs. He's an example to his peers, so of course they hate him.
>>340974280
You expect them to make a mass effect game with no squadmates, anon? For fucking real?
>>340973621
>The way the player character suddenly wakes up, breathing heavily, saying to themself "I made it... I made it."
In a pristine ship, and how would she know something had gone wrong if she was in cryo? She's just relieved because it was a huge trip that had never been done before.
>>340970253
>you are now aware that they're doing it on purpose
>because "real" women aren't beautiful
>>340972193
They're supposed to be generally attractive, as a race, and part of is suspected to be some sort of neurochemical reaction.
Not literally every member of the species is supposed to look like a model, and not everyone in the galaxy is supposed to find all asari attractive.
>>340964916
>character is fugly
>people don't feel as attracted to it as a pretty Asari
GEE, WHAT A SHOCKER
>>340964916
Anyone else remember that the fucking LORE of the game said that Asari are suppose to be beautiful to pretty much everyone, thats how they mate? Its a psychic thing or some shit if i remember right.
>>340974657
Don't be DUMB.
>>340974449
Well I meant "lone" to start with, and "alone" in the sense that you're an alien to the galaxy, obviously not totally alone in the galaxy. Then it would just be No Man's Sky or something.
For an idea of what I mean, think about Morrowind. You're thrown into this alien realm full of people who brush you off and demean you as an "outlander". You feel alienated and explore this new world while becoming more acquainted with it. Obviously over the game you make friends and enemies.
>>340974657
It shouldn't be
>>340974929
>Anyone else remember that the fucking LORE of the game said that Asari are suppose to be beautiful to pretty much everyone, thats how they mate?
Bioware "lore" for dragon age stated that elves are canonically attractive as well. Then they gave them horse faces in DA2 and gave us Seras in DA3.
Bioware doesnt give a fuck about its own lore, and all of their competent modelers quit.
>>340974443
they cannibalize themselves if you ever have a moment of epiphany and decide to think for yourself instead of agreeing with the hivemind, even for the slightest thing.
he dared to question something and got cornered by his "friends", so he regretted ever joining that and wrote a wall of text apologizing for being a retard.
>>340974443
>How exactly did that happen?
He woke up and realised that if he apologised to the people calling him a Nazi, they'd be his friends forever, while the SJWs shitting on THOSE people would only be his friend so long as he held the correct thoughts and chose the right sides.
Notice how nobody sensible calls him a Nazi anymore? He apologised, and people appreciated his more friendly tone and lack of prick-ish behavior. Now the only people calling him a Nazi are SJWs. Because he's not their little comrade anymore. Go figure.
>>340964916
>are people angry that other people think?
yes.
>>340975148
Do you have a link for that?
>>340975148
I got curious about this and started typing his name into google, the first thing that pops up is 'ian miles cheong apologizes' kek.
>>340974929
Anyone remember how there were plenty of plain looking Asari, some uglier than the new trailer's?
>>340974634
From what was leaked and hinted at by Developers. The Ark left just before or in between ME2 and 3 as a back up plan if everything went tits up.
The problem though is that the Kill Reapers WAS the canon ending however no matter what, the Sol System is doomed, in the last of the last DLC for ME3 you find out that the Leviathans, the creators of the Reapers; made them to stop an even GREATER threat.
The Reapers took it upon themselves and their Answer to the Question/Equation was to do what they did. But now that the Reapers are gone theres nothing holding back the more ANCIENT ANCIENT Evil and the way it ends it, no matter what we did we would have lost int he end.
It's a way to end the and cut out the story of ME1 to 3 but still keep the races and themes of the first trilogy.
>>340964916
Sounds like /v/ and sjws are more alike then we thought.
>>340974954
Fair enough anon but it's still enormously naive of you to actually expect a mass effect game with no squad.
Should we feel guilty for wanting fuckbots?
The Asari were specifically designed to be the "sexy green women" in Mass Effect.
>>340975410
Not really, got a picture?
>>340975410
Obviously nobody remembers that or they wouldn't be upset for no reason.
I don't get you guys.
Even though I think this Mass Efect is going to suck, I think the asari is looking pretty damn good.
>>340975596
Like I said I don't really play Mass Effect honestly, I was just speculating about the trailer. Sorry if I was uninformed about the series's conventions.
>>340975485
>in the last of the last DLC for ME3 you find out that the Leviathans, the creators of the Reapers; made them to stop an even GREATER threat.
Wat? No.
They made them because they're fucking dumb. The giant squid reasoning was literally this: "AIs kept killing organic species after said species made them, so we ourselves made an AI to figure out how to get AIs to stop killing organics. Unsurprisingly, it killed most of us."
>>340975657
>or they wouldn't be upset for no reason.
>/v/
Hahaha.
Aren't Asari using their natural psychological powers to make themselves look more attractive to people?
Isn't that why Turians, Salarians, Krogans, and Humans all say that Asari look like them instead of agreeing on what they actually look like? Why would they purposely make themselves uglier?
>>340975337
his blog where the manifesto was posted is kill so that's the best I can do
http://www.reaxxion.com/10256/ian-miles-cheongs-apology-is-legit
>>340974443
Somewhere around the time people starting criticizing Witcher 3 for not having any black people, and he realized how retarded that was.
>>340975806
The main player is a female, so female Asari look manlier to them.
This is official canon.
>>340975624
The high class prostitute in ME1, for starters.
The Krogan asari bartender was no supermodel either.
>>340975702
Probably because you're into bdsm
>>340974929
They don't have the type of writers that adhere to standing lore or even the most basic standards of escapism or fantasy. Everyone there aims towards political correctness and social justice. I can't wait until this era passes but I know I'll be dead and in the ground by the time it happens.
>>340975337
>>340975813
found it
http://theralphretort.com/reprint-of-ian-miles-cheong-full-apology-5027015/
>>340975806
Perhaps the Asari have been taken over by feminism.
>>340975410
Actually, no.
>>340975614
Given the lore, no. Like I get there would be Asari of varying levels of appearance, but this one simply seems like a failure, like a human being with too many or two few chromosomes.
This Asari looks like some fugly lesbian, wtf happen
>>340973804
As soon as there is a series that establishes a race of all males, over the course of three games, that look 10/10 to attract the largest number of possible mates and then breaks that to make a 6/10 in the next game, I'll be sure to file my formal internet complaint.
>>340964916
>There are people angry that other people think modern Bioware character designs are stupid.
Biodrones are stupid, news at 11
>>340975759
No you didnt read the Codex or read the details of what they said.
They made the Reapers to keep back a even worse threat. Its talked about briefly. There was a shitstorm discussion in MEG awhile back about it.
>>340975485
I don't remember any even ancienter evil.
They made Catalyst to stop their organic slaves from creating synthetic slaves that inevitably murder them, and its solution was to create synthetics that save organics by murdering them before they can create synthetics that murder them.
>>340975958
Are you mentally disabled?
There are people angry that there are people angry that other people think modern Bioware character designs are stupid.
>>340975806
DONT TRIGGER ME!
That entire thing was a joke that was reated from a forum psot way back when, as a joke.
The Asari dont have physic powers at ALL, that entire dialogue section was based off a 500 page forum thread arguing if Asari are mind controlling us and if they actually had a hideous form.
BioWare put that in and everyone, like you and every other knucklehead as fact.
If you RE-LISTEN to that converstation they are attracted to the features each of those races have. The Turian crown/Human eyes face and ass/ and so forth, they were also high as fuck and drinking a lot, you can even hear them hiccup and belch.
A lot of Bioware's current designs seem to be modeling after real people. Real, common people. And most common people are ugly as sin.
This goes against movies and TV in every way. They choose pretty looking uncommon people on purpose. But Bioware is intentionally making ugly looking regular people. That doesn't draw people in.
>>340976480
what a mess of a story. you can see the end of the old bioware when me2 and 3 came out with their conflicting plots.
>>340976032
Interesting, and impressive if he really did have a cathartic moment where he realized how monstrous some sjw rhetoric is and that he willingly became a part of that.
>>340976768
>The Asari dont have physic powers at ALL
Hahaha.
>>340975806
The reason other races find the asari attractive has never been fully established.
>>340975702
Yeah, I'm not sure what the problem is. She's not overly pretty, but she's not ugly. She just looks like a woman without makeup on. I know the Asari are supposed to psychologically make themselves look attractive to other races, but I mean, she doesn't look like a fucking landwhale.
>>340975813
>>340976032
Thanks, senpai.
>>340976768
>The Asari dont have physic powers at ALL
What the hell are biotics if not psychic powers?
The rest of the post is true, but I couldn't let that line slide.
I don't get why people are shitting a brick over the homely but cute Asari, when NotFemShep is a jewnosed ugly shit.
>>340970632
>diverse design
Now only is that not true to the original designs, but ti looks terrible, it looks like an aging human woman in her mid 40's turned blue and scaly.
>>340976841
no one is that ugly
>>340976990
Yes it has. It's an illusory mind fuck. The mind of the being that's viewing the Asari is made to interpret it as what's sexually attractive to that species.
>>340976945
Aren't they all natural biotics and the best in the galaxy, while humans are sprinkling element zero dust hoping to get biotics?
>>340976342
>make a DLC dedicated to explaining the reaper's origins
>then contradict it with a codex entry
Either the "greater threat" is referring to the self-inflicted skynet genocides the reapers are supposed to be preventing, or Bioware is even more incompetent than I thought.
>>340977242
You're being a sperg, anon. The Arari is cuter than many, many real people.
>>340976721
Kind of but don't you think the dark colors around this Asari and the supposed female lead resembles somene with a black eye?
>>340976945
>>340977107
I'm not referring to their Biotics, I typed that out fast. They don't have mind manipulating powers that YOU THINK they have. Now this could all change in Andromedia BUT, that entire scene and conversation was ALL based off of a insanely long forum post and arguing that also got BioWare Moderators in on it.
We actually see the extent of what you claim when you get drunk and that Asari gets more attractive.
BioWare has confirmed that they don't have that extent of manipulation to the minds of other; like they were all just a floating pig in space and they manipulated our brains to make them look like what they are now.
>>340977367
Alright, where was that confirmed?
>>340977570
lol not the one in OP's pic
>>340964916
No one cares about EA shilling some bullshit controversy over a game that died 10 years ago.
>>340964916
There are people angry that other people are angry that other people think modern Bioware character designs are stupid.
>>340977585
reminds me of objectively good looking faces without make up
>>340977492
That was WHAT the whole argument was on. Codex and what they said contradicted one another, if you really dig deep in the conversation with the Leviathans they talk about why they ORIGINALLY created them, from the start then it got twisted and bent and then what you typed previously is what they decided on
>>340964916
Asari Gary Coleman
>>340964916
Aren't they supposed to be fuckbot 3000s, thought?
Well unless she is in the elder stage of life, matron/matriarch not sure which.
Because every Asari from 1 and 2 are at least fuckable except Liara's old ass mom, and like one other.
>>340964916
Honestly, I'd prefer she be an ugly Asari to this.. whatever. Vaguely mannish boring fucker.
She kinda looks like Ted Cruz.
>how dare you criticize a work of """"""""""""""art"""""""""""""""
hi facists
>>340977885
yes.
Maybe it's a halfling, r-right?
post yfw there won't be garrus in the next ME
>>340978140
Damn you put into words what we couldn't
>>340964916
Ugly characters are progressive.
>>340978324
but EDI though
>>340978203
wuud fug
>>340970871
>>340971308
>>340974443
>>340975869
>>340975191
>>340975148
THIS IS AN AWOOO~VEMENT!
>>340964916
Looks like this guy.
>>340978324
We're getting a female Turian.
>>340976841
I strongly disagree with this statement.
Does the new Asari really look like anyone from real life? I think not.
>>340978236
What happened to artistic integrity? Isn't that the excuse we've been using when people complain about things being too sexy?
>>340964916
>implying every new Bioware game is not their next magnum opus
>implying their progressive games are not top tier
You are all plebs
>>340974657
Arks launch is just before the ME 3.
>>340978642
if Trump doesn't stump the election after today's events, he's done for.
>>340978203
This is a better design
I just find it funny that /v/ continually loses EVERY YEAR
>>340970253
It's now Bioware policy to create characters with "imperfections."
>>340978203
Asari are like onions.
>>340964916
Well she looks more alien I guess but both sides of the issue are both stupid for being pissed off about it.
And besides Asari are shit-tier pleb attractors anyway.
>>340975702
Shut the fuck up Anthony. Cal would see that the Asari is ugly as sin
>>340979097
The cringe is strong in this post.
>>340979231
What did /v/ lose exactly? Nobody in their right mind gives a fuck about Bioshit or Ass Effect. Both terrible
>it's ok that all the men are musclebound soldier guy McSquarejaw
>problematic to ask for attractive, feminine women
The double standard is rael
>>340974653
Oh don't worry anon, they completely butchered Solas' romance too.
>race of aliens that are specifically, deliberately designed to mimic the "space babe" aliens of classic space opera
>not making them all at least solid 7/10s
If they no longer wanted a race of sexy alien ladies, they had a perfect opportunity to just leave them out of the game entirely since Andromeda takes place in a different fucking galaxy.
Seriously. New fucking galaxy. You have COMPLETE creative freedom with the race designs, you can just toss out the franchise's entire catalog of aliens and go stone cold fuck nuts with some new ones. But no, let's just bring the Asari back again and ignore the whole fucking reason they existed in the first place.
>>340979179
Don't worry. There's also a recession coming.
>>340978706
Can the player stick his dick in it? If so, I'llwatch the scene on Youtube because fuck playing a Bioware game
>>340979894
>implying that asari isn't at least 8/10
you guys need to stop
>>340979330
I hate this company with a passion but i think this is the only good thing they do.
However that's not to say they shouldn't make everyone look like a fucking garbage pale kid.
>>340979097
the cringe is strong
I can guarantee those "looks of approval" were looks of "Who the fuck is Kalahira?"
Also I like how he took his uncle's funeral and made it about himself. Classy move.
This thread got me thinking it'd be really cool if Asari faces across the board looked more feminine or masculine depending on how you play your character's sexuality.
>>340964916
It's a man baby!
>>340980804
but then i wouldn't be able to /u/ it up with liara and make blue babies
>>340977758
A couple of drunks at a bar confirmed it. Why?
>>340978203
SOMEBODY
>>340979179
What happened today? I've been out of the loop.
>>340964916
>Hurr durr asari project image to attract other species
No. Just no. I wish they have never made that joke. It just doesn't fucking work.
>>340970253
I don't mind ugly people in games, but it defeats the whole point of the Asari, which is them mindcontroling other races to see them as their ideal.
I guess reading their own lore is too much for modern devs
>>340981052
that picture isn't fair
the whole deal is that Flemeth's kids slowly shift into her and that she then takes over their bodies
>>340980260
>Living with low standards cause you fall in the same category
I only fuck hot bitches with big tits. If I can't, then I won't until I do. Follow your dreams.
She looks like me, but less ugly.
>>340981384
a kebab invaded a gay bar in the land of the free and played Doom, he scored 50 homos and counting
raising of wall now intensifies
You're all falling for bioware marketing. They're trying to generate controversy around their game just like overwatch did with that whole tracer pose thing. Sexuality is a hot topic and they're just cashing in on your stupidity combined with your desire to be heard on the internet.
Its ok, I have a retarded desire to be heard too or else I wouldn't make this post, but don't fall into their idiot traps and voluntarily market games for these venal pieces of shit.
I'm so ashamed of my home country, why is civilization becoming so cucked?
Don't the Asari make themselves feel attractive to to other races? Like when those guys in the bar on ME2 were talking about how all aliens were attracted to them?
>>340980474
>i think this is the only good thing they do
you know, in real life, people looking for partners know they're eventually going to have to settle for someone who isn't a 10/10. even if they find someone who is, they know that after enough time passes they're not going to look like that any more. so they find other things about the person to love, and sometimes it works.
but this isn't real life. these are games, fantasies. ones like mass effect are supposed to put players in the role of an adventurer. if everything else is designed to make you feel cool - armor and weapons, your ship, animations, the things you can make your character do - what's the purpose of including digital ugly?
banging a girl or guy whose face looks like it was crushed in a hydraulic press does not make me feel like any kind of hero and only a little bit adventurous. i cannot understand why their physical appearance isn't allowed to be ideal when the visual standard set by the rest of the game is far beyond the ideal.
>>340981732you know what to do
>>340981753
>cuck
xDD am i riggty right?
>>340981052
BioWare actually backpedaled on this one and made a whole new 10/10 model for Morrigan in Inquisition.
You never really see their fans bring that one up though, interestingly.
>>340970632
diversity in design =\= aesthetically unpleasing designs
>>340974929
>Bioware
>caring about their own lore
>>340969065
Sera and Cole are ugly as sinCole's my nigga though
>>340981761
>Every statue, picture, asari corpse, and even the dialog in the bar matches up exactly with what we see in game
>"B-but a few drunks said so!"
>>340981798
That's the thing these miscreants that never play video games don't understand. They talk about representation when it's a fucking fantasy, only awesome is supposed to be represented.
>>340982001
>he thinks it's just a meme
Are you getting offended? Does Daquan know you're on the computer?
>>340970828
Yeah, here's the model they used for Sera's face.
>>340978203
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
All reception I've seen for this is lukewarm but it has no chance of bombing because ME fans are fucking stupid
>>340974858
Yet they still have no problem creating 10/10 male characters. It's just women they seem to want to ugly up.
>>340981947
Kill myself? I'm getting tired of living in a world filled with stupid loudmouths.
>>340978706
I guess it'd be selfish to ask for another Turian husbando/bro so good luck for getting a Turian Waifu thats not terrible.
As long as the Krogan Squadmate fills that bro/husbando role.
I would also like to bang that Salarian.
>>340982378
You should go to bed, there's a full day at school tomorrow
>>340981384
Deadliest mass shooting in US history. A muslim shot up a gay bar in Florida. 50 dead and 50ish injured, and a chunk of the injured will probably die. He claimed to be with ISIS in a 911 call right before the attack, and ISIS officially took credit mere minutes after Obama's little speech where he claimed they didn't know his motives at all.
>>340982048
Well it's progress, at least.
>>340982529
There's also enough hype from the existence of the Mako and planet exploration coming back, it'll do well enough financially. They'd have to pull off a spectacularly awful bit of marketing to not sell a respectable amount of copies on release.
>>340979894
>expecting fans to be okay with just Asari not being in Andromeda
Are you having a laugh?
>>340982048
not a single female in that trailer ended up looking the same as they do in-game
>>340982647
Is your wife getting that good dick while you're being a drone online at least?
>>340979097
Good god, holy shit.
There's no way this is real. How does one become such a massive fag? Even at their
>>340983041
>Even at their
a-anon?
>>340982949
>just Asari
it should really be all citadel races.
I will approve a maximum of one (1) member of each race existing in the game IF they are there due to being either crew or stowaway on the Tempest as it travels to Andromeda.
If it's just gonna be another Milky Way party with a few new alien fauna then it's going to be shit. Also there had better be aliens speaking untranslated language, I know they have 'universal' translators but I want that Milky Way tech to be unable to deal with Andromedan lingo.
>>340983041
>>340983394
THEY GOT HIM
>>340983394
Kai Leng killed him
>>340981798
It's a video game, at one time all of our graphics looked like shit and the story was minimal at best but our games were fucking fantastic. Gameplay > immersion > story
I mean i get that you don't want to look at ugly as shit people all day but still what matters is the gameplay, usually you'll end up shooting the ugly people in the face anyway or getting them killed because that hallway looked suspicious and you needed a guinea pig.
>>340982235
Coming from an artistic point it's often more interesting to see finely crafted imperfections than perfection. That's my point almost entirely if i had anything positive to say about it.
I'm getting the impression you guys are story fags though and don't really play games for game play.
>>340982670
>and ISIS officially took credit mere minutes after Obama's little speech where he claimed they didn't know his motives at all.
holy shit
>>340964916
I dont get the outburst. There was a lot of ugly asari people in previous mass effect games. Liara and Samara were the few one that looks specialy pretty.
Still i dont care about face design cause my waifudont even have one
>>340983504
STANRY ROO
HE STILL DING DONG BANNU
>>340974843
Hellblades MC is ugly too.
>>340983658
Hey it's Candlejack from Freakazoid. That episode was hilarious.
>>340983801
>my waifudont even have one
Don't be sad, anon. She will find you one day.
Personally, I'm just angry there are any Asari at all. They were such a shit race and paled in comparison to every other race. The only girls I didn't fuck in ME2 were the Asari and I refused to go anywhere near that desperate skank Liara for the entire trilogy, even though she threw herself at me like 10 times no matter how much I said no. At one point I thought she was going to rape me.
If there is an Asari who isn't a fuckbot, that would have been nice back then, but its too little too late now. I will avoid or shoot on sight every Asari I can like a totally racist bigot.
I don't know how that matches the usual narrative or what guys are supposed to think of Asari though.
>>340983038
All i'm saying is that you can make good and valid points without using a word you don't objectively know the meaning of
Basically, only in time you'll grow up to have an open, free of propaganda and autonomous mind.
Just don't use meme terms in your dumb speeches, it makes you look even more hiveminded than you already are.
>put a streak of black paint over a human's eyes
>call it an alien
QUALITY BIOWARE WRITING
>>340983658
Do people even remember Candlejack memes? I mean its not like it was ever really that funny or anyt
>>340981668
Wouldn't that needs him to takes sides with gays?
>>340984042
STAR WARS LORE, RETARD
>>340981732
Wait so bioware is doing this?
The final game will still have all the retardness and people will hate it
I don't understand why do this shit instead of making a good game
>>340982670
Was there no security?
I don't see how he didn't get popped in the head in the first 2 minutes of shooting people
>People complaining that the blue human race now look like blue humans
>>340984189
not necessarily.
allowing kebab to get in means guaranteed death sentence for gays.
if he builds "THE WALL"(tm) then they're safe to keep going with their degeneracy.
>The reason the Asari is manfaced is because she's trans!
I really don't see how this is suddenly progressive and not offensive.
Is it for older transitioners who look like Catlyn Jenner who pretend younger, passing trannies are a myth? People like Brianna Wu?
I mean this is lorebreaking as all fuck, too. They're space hookers. But as a tranny myself I really hate attempts of trans inclusion in vidya bevause A, it's not relevant to vidya, and B, passing trannies just don't bring it up, ever.
>>340984042
>Lolborg
kek
>>340983458
>expecting fans not to bitch about no more asari, krogan, quarians or turians
You're stupid. What's it like being so stupid?
>>340984548
So he's going to copy Bush's 9/11 strategy then?
>>340970632
As if the male characters won't still be chiseled chads.
>>340984830
>But as a tranny myself
die
>>340984548
Still sounds like he's indirectly validating gayhood to me.
>>340984501
I don't understand how he killed 50 fucking people. Did they wait for him to reload? Did he use a high enough caliber weapon that one bullet could go straight through and hit a second person?
>>340979097
I swear to god this shit is tame for a Bioware forums post. You can find some serious elder god tier cringe on those forums if you search deep enough.
>>340984368
because they fired all the veteran staff and replaced them with interns and poo in the loo code monkeys to save development costs because to make a game with AAA quality is ungoldy expensive and you need a billion sales to break even
fyi we're in an economic recession that's getting worse, the AAA games industry is probably going to crash
>>340964916
I don't really care to be honest. I'd rather people turn off the next Mass Effect game unless it somehow magically turns out not to be shit.
After the shitshow that was ME3 people should know better.
>>340964916
>>Complains about art direction and SJWs
>>People complain about those who complain about art direction and SJW
>>OP complains about people who complain about people who complain about art direction and SJW
Faggot.
>>340985104
It was a fag bar.
They all piled up in a corner and whined instead of rushing him.
>>340984006
You can write a few complete sentences but you can't even keep a woman in line and pleasure her, honestly you deserve Bioware and I hope you have a good time with Andromeda.
>>340984830
oh look a eunuch neat
>>340985048
why should she die? why do you feel anger toward her? What did she do the deserve that kind of response?
you guys really need to grow up
(yeah I said >she, now give me some real argumentation)
>>340985104
Automatic gun firing into a crowd yields high death numbers.
This happens with lots of mass shootings.
>>340964916
When I saw the thumbnail I thought someone had just painted Reggie's face blue.
...I'm not sure if i'm wrong. Also what's with Bioware making most females in their games hideous to look at? I get it, you don't want people fawning over them and making them their waifus, but the way to go about this issue ISN'T to make every woman unappealing.
>>340985090
he's taking advantage of a collateral effect of THE WALL (tm)
it's the least he can do to assure more votes.
>>340985503
die tumblr
>>340985553
Neat, I should try it out one of these days.
>>340985503
How do you know that poster was MtF
>>340985631
You will only get one chance. Don't fuck it up.
>>340984189
He was never really against them, he just wants the marriage issue to be state decision instead of forced at a federal level.
>>340984501
>>340985104
Surprise surprise, it was a gun free zone. Also, he was a trained security contractor, not some amateur haphazardly firing from the hip.
>>340985503
Oh boy, it's gonna be one of those threads.
>>340985104
He rounded up a bunch of them as hostages and shot them like fish in a barrel when the cops stormed the place.
>>340985379
now THAT is some top tier baiting. love it
no points
keeping the same subject
ignoring each and every argument presented
you really know your shit
>>340985553
No it doesn't. This is literally the highest death toll a single mass shooter has racked up in American history.
Also, an AR-15 holds what, 30 bullets? What was this guy using?
>>340983664
>finely crafted imperfections
I know you weren't suggesting Bioware was pulling that off, but what is your opinion on the face in my picture?
>>340984884
>expecting fans not to X
I didn't suggest anything of the sort
>>340985962
You can't even fuck her as a male, why do people bring that thing up all the time.
>>340985924
>30 bullets
>only one person can be hit with a bullet
retard
>>340985962
>No ugly people allowed!
>>340985553
>automatic gun
I'm pretty sure not a single recent mass shooting has involved a fully automatic gun. His AR and pistol were probably both semi-auto just like the rest of them.
>>340985620
yeah, that should answer it.good one
>>340985924
Explosives?
The art of spingshooting?
Bullet curving?
Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan?
Fummetsu Mangekyou Sharingan?
>>340985962
EA has provided my reaction image to that face.
Bioware fails to make well made imperfect faces though. It's a good idea in theory is all.
>>340986217
He hit 100 people. You saying he hit over 3 people in average per bullet?
>>340984830
>passing
>trannies
>>340986219
Nobody likes ugly people, there's absolutely no reason to give them representation in a game.
>>340985707
I don't. there are big chances it is, but even if it isn't, it's the same line of thought
>>340985503
DIE! DIE! DIE!
What if she has been hanging out with butt ugly aliens, and thus has been letting her biological upkeep slip?
>>340985852
>A bar
>not having a gun
Even if it's a fag bar you should expect to carry a firearm in case someone wants to bust in and kill people like what happened
Especially if its a fag bar.
>>340986447
That's not hard when firing into crowds.
>>340978203
Holy shit. lol
>>340986689
Then why does he have the highest death toll in American history for mass shooters? If it's not hard why is he the first?
>>340964916
I don't give a fuck about the asari depicted here. I'm pissed off that two years into development they still haven't produced a good trailer.
I don't want to see people working on the game or talking about the human drive for exploration, I WANT TO SEE THE GAME.
Here's hoping she's the main villian.
>>340986447
Not far fetched if they were bunched up enough. He also had a pistol, and its not likely he only had the one mag for each.
There's also the possibility that the cops fucked up and hit some of them.
>>340986685
Gun free bar. There was an off duty police officer there but apparently he didn't have a gun with him.
>>340986093
But that is the situation
You dont have them in and people bitch for races they like
You put them in and you bitch.
Either way someone isn't happy.
>>340986948
Do you not know the guy? He has training and isn't amateur. And highest American history mass shootings? Do you really think that is that amazing of a feat? Do you think America is some sort of proving ground where all the biggest mass shootings of the past 1,000 years come in all the time?
>>340986689
the 5.56 round doesn't have that kind of penetration man. You'd struggle to penetrate three people lying on top of one another. The dude just had a fuckton of ammunition and magazines.
>>340985048
>le current year
>not liking traps yet
nerve gas urself
>>340987096
How many people were at the club at the time and got away vs died?
>>340974443
My theory is that the rent was due and he realized he was catering to a small, vocal minority that doesn't pay the bills.
>>340987118
If he's alive I'm sure he's regretting that now.
But gun free bar thing is stupid especially when as a fag bar you should expect that type of shit to happen and be prepared for it.
>>340987118
>Gun free bar.
I guess they needed a bigger sign or something.
>>340970240
>>340984830
Why would an all-female race even consider transgender as a concept? There is no other gender to transition to.
>>340978942
That was fast.
Theyre right
If you want kawaii animu aliens go fuck off and play Jap shit you peice of shit
>>340987498
Around half, although like 21 people died in the entryway alone which makes me think an explosive was used because that's a MASSIVE amount of fire if that was all at once. The rest were killed huddled in hiding spots.
>>340987287
Get your story straight. Is it super easy for anyone to hit 3 people per bullet by firing into a crowd, or is this guy just super good at it?
HOW THE FUCK CAN AN ASARI BE TRANS
IM SO FUCKING FINISHED WITH THIS STUPID BULLSHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAA WHEN DID THE WORLD OF SHIT FLINGING NIGGERS AND WHORES TAKE OVER MY HOBBY AND TURN IT INTO THEIR PERSONAL POLITICAL PLATFORM
>>340987668
Bars go gun free when they get concerned over drunks pulling out guns while being shitfaced idiots.
>>340987735
I would think an all-female race would have some of them desperately wanting to escape that, after meeting and fucking a ton of sexually dimorphic races
>it's another "/v/ believe themselves to be /k/ thread" again
>>340987668
He's reported as alive. Apparently he jumped at the guy but wasn't killed for some reason.
>>340964916
Spiders Studios now officially makes the cutest female companions.
CUTEST!
>>340987876
He must have had loads of ammunition on him. I mean even for relatively close range 50 deaths is a lot, and you can bet he wasn't an expert marksman killing everyone in one or two shots.
Just more fuel to prove CDPR is the best western devs that can actually make good looking character models. Their in game models look better than Biowares E3 bullshots.
>>340987923
The customers okay I can understand that but what about the people who work at the bar?
>>340988348
Well the bartender was apparently hiding in a closet with a few people. So he had access to high capacity brooms and assault chemicals.
>>340987498
350 or so in the club, around 50 dead with another 50 wounded, don't know the numbers for how many might go from group 2 to group 1.
>>340987985
Thanks for the fap material
>>340979330
>be shit at models
>write it off as planned imperfections
>>340986948
>>340987336
Because most mass shooters are mentally ill fuckups with little to no idea what the fuck they're doing beyond "point and shoot".
The people crazy enough to do it, yet lucid enough to plan it out properly, train for it, and not waste time with zany overcomplicated schemes (like the Columbine kids) are rare as hell. Those are the ones that get high scores.
>>340986574
But Gears of War did it and everybody likes Dom and his pack of Goblin friends.
>>340988348
Why give guns to bartenders you hired without necessarily any licence or gun handling experience?
>>340975957
I think they tried to make them as attractive as possible, but either suck at modeling or didn't give them as much attention as some of the other asari due to how relatively unimportant they are in the game.
>>340988278
Wait that game is coming out in two weeks?
On the plus side, this trend likely won't last because it's unsustainable. People don't like ugly characters who are ugly for the sake of being ugly. Once the trend wears off everything will fall back into place.
>2007
>"We created the Asari as a race of sex objects"
>2016
>blue Shrek
>>340988509
For fuck's sake.
This is why I stay at home and jerk off to fictional men instead.
>>340988762
Why hire bartenders without gun license or handling experience
>>340988849
I still kind of wanted to bang that bartender, though.
She didn't have a pretty face but there was something foxy about her. Maybe the voice.
>>340989369
>but there was something foxy about her.
It's the thousand years of experience.
>>340988864
June 28th, senpai! Will totally be meh but fuck I don't care. I will play it and tell you about how meh it is.
>>340964916
Alright. Get this:
It's a MALE Asari. They only exist in Andromeda.
>>340989481
And the voice
And the attitude
>>340989369
She's definately not ugly though. Slap that face on a drunk white girl and I'd be all over that.
>>340988849
Left looks a bit off but not that bad, and right is supposed to be old.
>>340989369
It's the voice and her candor. She's easily the goofiest and most chill asari in the series.
The rest are either crazy, have sticks up their asses, or both.
>>340989569
It would be nice if NISA hadn't put all the Grand Kingdom disks in the wrong boxes so I could beat that before this comes out but whatever, I'll probably just get this too.
>>340986582
Nice save, but you're an idiot. FtM exist, fucking ignorant scum.
Who could possibly care. If they want to keep deliberately packing their games full of deformed characters that look like roast beef with down syndrome then they'll just have to sit back and watch their games perform poorly. Not everyone has to be a fucking supermodel to have appeal, but no human being on earth is going to enjoy looking at that for hours at a time.
>>340989265
I'm not sure how common an experienced bartender with firearm training is.
>>340964916
She looks like a chubby middle aged man.
That's a male asari though...
>>340989265
Why answering questions with questions and not answers?
I think you people are mising the more important problem.
HOW THE FUCK AN A MONO-GENDERED RACE BE TRANS-GEN
WHAT EVEN THE FUCK
wait i thought the asari were shapeshifter-types who looked ideal to all species (remember that table in the strip club where the three dudes all said the dancer looked like them?)
why would one want to be ugly?
>>340982670
>>340983678
Oh come off it guys, the dude was a child of a Muslim family who was bipolar, abusive towards his wife and hated gays a LOT
Was probably gay and crazy and decided to take it out on the boogeyman in his head
The FBI investigated him 3 times and found no fucking links to ISIS
It's probably just ISIS saying "hey we did that" to be bigger than they really are
you fucking retards
>>340987287
>Do you think America is some sort of proving ground where all the biggest mass shootings of the past 1,000 years come in all the time?
brb, making a manga
>>340974843
Fuck this gay Earth
>>340989265
It's just not the kind of thing you plan for, son. It's a truly unfortunate situation, but a shooting on this scale pretty much doesn't happen at a nightclub.
>>340990240
He literally called 911 to pledge ISIS allegiance. That's not a joke, I thought it was at first too, he did that.
>>340969546
First thing I thought.
>>340990514
He did, and also bragged to his co-workers twice over 2 years about being involved with terrorism and the FBI found nothing both times and figured it was just him being a bipolar dickhead
I am of the similar mind, I don't think this was IS, I think it's just him saying that and IS taking credit because it adds fear. We'll never know though because he ded as fuck
>>340964916
>tfw like the andromeda character design
>tfw not butthurt, more amused at the character design reactions
feels good man
>>340990240
Militant Islam is militant Islam, it doesn't really matter if he was just an ISIS fanboy or actually in contact with them.
>>340990293
But in this day and age you need to realize that anywhere you go there is a possibility of a gunman coming in
>>340990240
He must have been gay if he penetrated all those men
>>340990772
What an edgy cunt.
>>340974843
i just can't understand these peoples thought process.
>>340975069
When the best looking girl in Mass Effect is Tali Zorah because the stock footage photo is superior than every face you've actually made, I think it's kinda obvious what would happen to anyone created to be 'beautiful'.
Plus it was pretty obvious Bioware was gonna become cancer the moment their games after DA:O didn't support modding.
I don't get it. The entire point of the Asari was that they were a race that would project a glamour of ideal beauty at any non-Asari they were talking with in an attempt to come off as an appealing mate, since all Asari pairings results in an Asari and it's a very active way trying to evolve the species by incoporating alien genetics that may be favorable for offspring or create offspring who have anti-bodies for a disease other Asari don't.
The only reason an ugly Asari should exist is if it's specifically trying to prey on an individuals tastes in a partner and get them to fuck them because that person finds ugly people attractive.
>>340990810
Fair enough. Although I spent most of today trying to find shit about this, he didn't even fast for ramalamadingdong.
I still think he just was angry at gays, but it's still terrorism as fuck
>>340975485
>The problem though is that the Kill Reapers WAS the canon ending
[citation needed] I refuse to believe Bioware would allow anything but the green ending to be canon.
>>340988708
Let me correct for him: "Nobody likes ugly fictional woman"
>>340978324
>Completely new galaxy
>Still have to deal with a token of each of the previous races
>>340989260
>btw im gay xDD
>>340964916
That's not a dude?
>>340990187
Exactly, it makes no fucking sense but the sjws don't care. Females can't be expected to be attractive in media in the current year!
>>340992813
This is what beauty is to Bioware and SJWs, so it makes sense.
>>340975957
>The Krogan asari bartender
You mean Liara's other mother?
>>340991214
>race projects a glamour that directly appeals to the onlooker as a means of attracting mating partners
>this is what actual autistic people see when the asari aren't sonic the hedgehog recolors or pokemon
>>340992686
Point is never go anywhere.
Just be a shut-in.
>>340979097
>Literally Phillip
Does this guy eat high quality veggies?
>>340975957
Shaira was not ugly faggot. The bartender was also old as fuck.
>>340982784
Her DA:O face is still better.
>>340993095
Yep but just wait, the male characters will be stereotypical chads just like default shep, kaiden and vega.
>>340964916
I thought the whole point behind the asari race was that they were an illusion so that the person looking at them was looking at an alien similar to an attractive female/whatever of their own race.
What the shit?
>>340972993
>le bigger smudge asari face.png
>>340988509
>Hiding in the closet with a few people
I see what you did
>>340993805
>I have become Santa Claus, destroyer of naughty kids
>>340991012
For them, realistic representations of below avarage woman is beautiful, because women with faces like that exist. Meanwhile, actual beauty is sexist, because it sets an unrealistic standard for female beauty, because apparently beautiful women is only a myth, and doesn't exist.
In short, they have shit for brains.
>>340990773
Why do you specifically like the ugly character's design?
>>340985817
who's this semen demon?
>>340994252
>inb4 bioware adds some token flaws to the male characters in andromeda before we see them
>M-MUH CANON
Where were you fags when Mass Effect 2 ruined the franchise?
>>340985817
>Refugees
>>340991214
>The only reason an ugly Asari should exist is if it's specifically trying to prey on an individuals tastes in a partner and get them to fuck them because that person finds ugly people attractive.
Well they are preying on their Biodrone audience after all. Those are their core fans now.
>>340985962
Someone post the pic of a mod where it shows a side by side improvement of this character.
>>340993975
You could literally shop in some 5 o clock shadow and nobody would be able to tell this was supposed to be a woman. Nobody.
>thinking bioware is not going to rape the lore to pull the progressive card
you niggas have high expectations, get your anus ready for gay only Not-Shepard
>>340994252
Is that Shepard on the left? He aged like crazy. Meanwhile I don't think they ever got Kaiden right cause he looked retarded in game.
>>340994709
THOSE RACCOONS ARE FUCKING CUTE
>>340994709
Raccoons are the cutest animal. Someone post the cotton candy one.
>>340994709
What did you expect? I don't hear no cases of Raccoons raping daughters and shit.
>>340994252
Damn Shepard is aging fast.
>Real women doesn't have big breasts
>Real women aren't beautiful
>Real women are cunts
>So we must make our games as real as possible
>>340994709
if those racoons were really hungry they would rip her fat hand for that bag
>>340964916
I kek'd
>>340964916
>Bioware
>>340964916
It looks gross and uncanny. It looks like someone dragged out one of the code team slobs and put him in the capture room and called it a day with some blue skin.
Fucking ridiculous looking.
>>340995575
If those refugees were really hungry they'd rip her whole body apart just for a snack.
>>340969068
but that's got merit man, this just seems like incompetence. they should show off more asari to illustrate that point,. there's nuance to these things
>>340995663
>not Bileware
>>340994984
PLS RESPOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>340995829
I like that name. "Bileware".
>>340994709
>low test beta can barely put up a fight to hold his purse
>that fussy teenage girl throw of the hands at the end
Pfft
>>340995472
>foisting unnecessary realism into sci-fi/fantasy RPGs
>foisting unnecessary realism into a medium built on escapism
>insisting on giving everything a territorial makeover at the behest of a mooing minority
I'll never understand their desire to do this
>>340964916
we literally saw 0.5 seconds of a single asari face and everyone is getting their nipples in a knot. what the fuck is wrong with all of you, just fucking kill yourself faggotropolis
>>340985503
Because it's fueling a mental illness. You don't tell your friend who is hearing voices in their head to listen to them or take pills that make the voices louder, you tell them to get therapy and/or medication. Now people are catering to these illogical loons, despite being less than %1 of the population. Don't even get me started on the tumblrtards who are posing as them for oppression points.
>>340988708
>gears of war guys, especially dom
>ugly
uhh
>>340969065
Except morrigan is super bae now whule sera and cole still look like shit
>>340996049
I'll calm down when the male squadmates/protagonist are at least as ugly.
>>340996449
m8 there's no confirmation she's even an important character.
>>340995894
FAGGOT
>>340996550
I prefer the left one. Looks more comedic.
>>340996793
You're the reason why Bioshit keeps making ugly as fuck female characters.
>lol it looks fanny
>>340996539
They are a team sent into another universe, there would be few if any pointless characters from the original. Chances are good she is THE asari squadmate in this game.
>>340976342
>MEG still exists
Incredible
>>340964916
lol, holy cringing fuck are you dorks mad at this
oh no i cant jerk my wittle weener at the blue space lady GOD DAMN SJW FEMINAZI BULLSHIT
lmfao
>>340996019
The fuck? That's not a purse. The man is distributing food to the shitskins.
This is the same company who created this hideous mutant.
Bioware needs to just fire its art team. In fact, just fire all of Bioware and bury the company.
>>340996550
Is this a mod or just art? And if it is a mod, where to get?
>>340996793
anon confirmed for not being an eroge orc or person with good taste.
>>340974657
it would have to be since 3 and all the games before it actually took place in the past, the games actually took place in what ever timeline the man telling the story was
>>340996550
Are her tits really that saggy in that game? I'm dying over here
>>340997372
I get the feeling she was talking about fisting or being fisted by some chick
>>340996024
Because the majority are seen as moralless degenerates.
Wanting the money of degenerates means you are cis gendered trash and must be ridiculed on every Polygon clone
>>340998080
Yes. For some reason Bioware think breasts are on peoples stomach and not their chest.
>>340998080
Bioware don't know how to make good character models or animations
>>340998257
She was.
Feminist "humor" is composed of only crude and lowbrow sex humor.
>>340997197
>Destroying lore for the sake of new age pandering to a loud and psychotic minority so they won't blog about it
That's the real problem even though I'm replying to bait
>>340998080
BioWare just slapped the armor on the nude model without accounting for the fact that armor is going to push the breasts in and up.
>>340964916
>People still believing in Andromeda after Mass Effect 3 showed just how little they care
>>340970253
Man I just wanna fuqq hot alien bitches in space. Is that too much to ask bioware?
>>340998380
reminds me of women """"""""""comedians"""""""""" who only make those kind of jokes
>HAW HAW I SPEW PERIOD BLOOD EVERYWHERE GEDDIT IM A WOMAN
>I QUEEFD ONE TIME HURR DURR
>>340998494
pffftthahahaha
its not even in the lore you retard, that was just an idiots interpretation of one conversation
but by all means, keep blaming the DREADED SJW BOOGEYMAN
my lord do you kids trigger easy
>>340989616
or just get drunk yourself and she suddenly turns hot
>>340998726
They're branching out, see?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ0YexsRCPc
LOL!
>>340998726
But vulgarities from a girl's mouth is funny because we expect them to be chaste!
>>340998980
The era of PCness is causing everyone to stab themselves. If they pander to those who actually buy the games the vocal minority will probably bullshit hard enough to make them lose stockholders
>>340989369
>>340989603
The voice is Claudia Black's, more easily recognizable when using her normal voice as the dickhead female Quarian admiral. She was on Farscape and Stargate.
>>340998259
>you will never be a sanctimonious cunt who doesn't want to play as an impossibly attractive video game character
>you will always be that unrealistic webcomic strawman oinking for more big bimbo tits and mega gun violenceI'm OK with this.
Lol when did canada become so incredibly gay/marxist etc. That asari looks like a older man. Is she supposed to be a genetic fuck up or something?
>>340976313
>6/10
that's really pushing it if that's meant to be a woman. Seriously, I would give it a 4 or 5/10
>>340999532
It was always gay/marxist
Leafs are a blight upon the world.
>>340999532
Didn't they get a DUDE WEED ;LMAO Prime Minister?
>>340999532
Have you even seen the current state of Canada?
>>340999396
It's like the complete opposite of those Chinese cartoons where all the men and boys are really effeminate looking.
>>340995663
>you'll never be this cozy
y live?
>>340964916
>"alien" race
>looks just like humans except is blue/has pointy ears/some other minor change
can this shit stop already?
>>340988509
>Well the bartender was apparently hiding in a closet with a few people
Can I play as a guy in Andromeda?
It must of been when that degrassi showed first aired canada went full gay/marxist lolcow that it is now.
>>340999846
Probably yes, but the girl will be on the cover and in all the trailers. If you play as a guy - she is your optional teammate. probably
>>340964916
Put this on the list with Mirrors Edge and Tomb Raider as games I won't buy just because they purposely made the girls ugly. They don't need to be the hottest things ever but at least look athletic enough to do the things that you do on screen.
>>340989616
>definately
Definitely. Pull yourself together, anon. For fuck's sake.
>>340997249
why?
>>341000515
Is this b8? TR 2013 Lara is qt as fuck and literally perfect.
>>340979894
>implying this isn't a char for a huge sidequest about how self-insert Asari is created for purpose of manfuck but just can't find acceptance
>in the end we are meant to learn that it's what's inside that counts
>character's name ishepler
>>341001691
original version is
the """Definitive""" version where they fucked up her face and eyes isn't.
>>341001865
Never played the "Definitive" version. Got a pic of how they fucked her face up?
>>340983004
That's because BioWare wasn't going to be *that* fucking stupid. They refined Cassandra, Josephine and Morrigan's appearance. Sera was still shit but that was a design choice. Doesn't exclude them from being mocked for their decision to include her but I'm explaining, not justifying.
>>341002094
Made her look a little mexican as well as making her eyes brown instead of blue.
>>340995030
Hell if you made it green it'd look like a fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
>>341002405
But her eyes were brown in the older games. Also, I miss this Lara.
>>340999282
>If they pander to those who actually buy the games the vocal minority will probably bullshit hard enough to make them lose stockholders
I remember reading somewhere that a few stockholders blew the fuck up at an EA shareholder meeting when some retard seriously tried to use 'hours played' to show that DA:I did well, instead of showing them actual sales.
Lets be real, Bioware character designs have been shit for a long time, even in the first ME.
Their recent shit has definitely been a new low though.
>>340982670
>Trump's face when mudshits just can't stop proving him right
He's literally going to win because muslims are subhuman animals.
>>340977741
BioWare is notoirous for retconning shit willy nilly to suit their fancy over what their original story intended. The fact that you take this thing so seriously, and assume that they would hold themselves to some level of integrity, is altogether laughable.
>>341002889
But will he destroy TPP? Otherwise I don't care.
>>341003127
He's been speaking out against it since the beginning just like the defeated crypt keeper man.
>>341002782
>Ashley is supposed to be an attractive human
>her model looks like absolute shit even before she becomes a tranny in 3
>>340983664
>finely crafted imperfections.
No, THIS is what that looks like. Not Bioware's shit.
What were you expecting? A pretty little slut for your power fantasy?
This is what a REAL woman looks like.
>>341003770
>that facial hair
Holy shit does the game actually look like that?
>>340972993
She looks like a chubby guy
>>341003910
I've never seen real women look like either of those, even one's that hit every branch on the way down.
>>340988278
Better show that booty in the sex scene.
>>341003913
Lighting is probably worse in game, but that's the actual character model. ND are experts at using planes with alpha transparency to make nice hair.
>>340993975
Reminds me of someone.
>>340964916
SOMEBODY
>>341004142
Is it worth picking up?
>>341004081
>>340988278
> qt engineer with goggles
When does it come out?
>>341002768
i never played DA:I does it have a reputation for pandering to sjw cucks?
>>341004259
what in the fuck happened to this dude?
is he still doing "jounalism"?
>>341004673
>asari glamor you to make you more inclined to breed with them
Shrek confirmed for new ME protag
>>340964916
Aren't Asari supposed to be like perfect waifus? Isn't their whole deal using their biotic powers to make themselves hyper-attractive to any species that looks at them, to the point that different species actually see them differently?
It just doesn't make sense in-canon for their to be an ugly Asari.
>>340982670
my favorite part is someone how people are still trying to blame Christians for this.
>>341005174
Yes, but the worse part is that's a horribly bland and poorly written RPG.
>>341005224
SHUT THE FUCK UP RAPIST
>>340964916
Did Bioware fire their old character modellers or something?
>>341005380
these people still can't get the fact that islam is the most anti-gay religion on planetincluding methank you based shooter
>>341005380
>shooter calls 911 and screams allegiance to ISIS
>he beat his wife
>his father is pro-taliban and ran for president of some fucking mudshit country
>his father also said the shooter showed visible disdain when he saw two men kiss
>screams aloha snackbar while shooting fags
>ISIS themselves take responsibility
>NO ITS THE EVIL CIS WHITE CHRISTIAN PATRIARCHY UGH
what fucking world do these people live in
>>340972860
No there weren't.
>>340978203
It's ogre
>>340970632
I'm all for..but when you describe the entire species as being the most attractive thing ever, you kinda don't have any excuse to make them look goofy.
>>341005380
Damn Omar, you missed one.
>>340964916
The first thing I thought when I saw the trailer was "goddamn that is one ugly asari"
Glad Im not alone.
>>340980090
>not pirating it 10 times so they lose 10 sales
>>341005046
What game?
>>341005919
>ISIS themselves take responsibility
No, ISIS have nothing to do with this at all.
They didn't fund train him, they didn't contact him at all.
Its all in his head.
When 9/11 happened tons of terrorist around the world trying to take credit for it and it is part of the intelligent office to filter which one is real .
>>340987690
oh how droll, bravo.
>>341004081
What game?
>>341007048
Technomancer. Or do you mean the Asian guy grabbing his dick?
>>341005194
She works for anita now
>>340982705
>high pitched laughter in distance
>>340972778
If Asari had brows it was a direct result of their facial patterns that just so happened to fall in line and create the brow effect. It was fine back then. To suddenly and willingly alter that now is...odd.
>>340974889
i hate when people draw like this
>>340981732
This is the only nigger in this thread that fucking gets it.
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