So. What's the deal with that "pump a rum" bird?
She does things to my wiener.
End your life quickly.
She's cute.Cute!
>>340953456
Reminder it's just a normal crow and not some monster girl.
It's a shitty meme that got old pretty quickly
it's reddit
it's dork souls flavored peenus weanus
i need more of these
Pickle pee is the sound of a fife, pump a rum is the sound of a drum
someone took something without a canon appearance, and made it into a moeblob that would never actually exist in the game
>>340953829
>>340953795
Look at these cuck lords.
>>340953456
i don't care about the meme, i have a boner for harpies.
>>340954297
Just admit you want to fuck an actual bird fag.
>>340954319
Are you a bad enough dude to defent that perfection?
>>340954448
Not that guy, but I do.
>>340953456
>>340953456
Play Dark Souls 3 to find that out
>>340953456
Link Link! Tickle Me!
Link Link! Fuck my bum...
>>340954848
Man I want a pet crow, just a small little fucker with 2 little stick legs and no arms flying around eating bread crumbs and gross bugs
>>340954848
You probably couldn't put your dick into an American crow without killing it, right?
I'm asking for a friend.
>>340955032
>sexualising medli
>>340955367
Since when has that stopped you?
>>340955462
I'm just trying to do the right thing. For a friend. He doesn't want to hurt another bird.
>>340954319
This guy knows whats up.
Monster girls were a mistake.
>>340956827
What about monster bois?
>>340956190
>another
>>340957129
They're shit too. All humanoid monsters are shit. Beast monsters master race.
>>340953456
Sparkly>Pump-a-rum>Silky&Smooth
Sparkly is probably the best in bed, Pump-A-Rum takes in the ass and Silky&Smooth snowballs
FROM gave the bird an erotic loli voice
>>340957351
>>340958427
I need sauce, pls
>>340959739
I support this motion
>>340959739
krekk0v
>>340958427
Oh baby is that some cum inflation I see?
Its a prime example of cancerous fan base
>A voice sitting a next says something
>People twist it into being lewd
>Drawfags draws fanart
>Everyone else draws fanart of that fanart character and spam it with shitty memes
And look at Overwatch threads
>A korean girl thats a "gamer"
>People twist that into her being a moe blob dorito munching mountain dew drink retards
>Drawfag doodles fan art
>Everyone copies the style and spams it with shitty memes
Don't mind me just dropping this off
http://imgur.com/a/bbYvH
>>340961227
>Hating fun this much
>>340961227
And your post is a prime example of a no fun autistic faggot.
>>340961704
pretty much the general response every time
>>340961937
>Spam shitty unfunny memes from tumblr
>Dude stop that its fucking autistic
>NO FUN WHAT THE FUCK I ENJOY BEING AUTISTIC LET ME HAVE FUN
If posting stale shitty memes nonstop on a image board is "fun" you don't deserve to have fun
>>340959739
>>340960619
>>340960690
>>340960857
http://krekk0v.tumblr.com/post/144728086677/dont-pump-too-much-on-her-rum
>>340953456
The crows have been a gameplay mechanic that allows you to trade specific items since Demon's Souls.
You never see them at all, only an empty nest and hear a voice which I think it also has always been the same across the games.
Of course some faggot got turned on by the voice and had to turn it into some loli to justify it. /v/ being /v/ obviously praised this action and encouraged it further.
>>340962180
You came into this thread just to bitch about people having fun that you don't approve of. You literally have autism.
>>340961704
>>340961937
>Y-YOU'RE JUST N-NO FUN
And you're just a faggot.
>>340962180
You didn't have to go on the thread if you dislike it's subject matter smartstuff.
QYAIEKJLK FIVE
>>340961535
Wish people had this love for DeS's Sparkly
All that aggressiveness and hate sex would make wonders for my dick
Hope someday sony rereleases DeS and she gets some love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKrnQZvJ19A
>>340962772
>>340962625
Also another basic response
>WELL YOU'RE IN THIS THREAD SO I'M ALLOWED TO BE AN AUTISTIC PIECE OF SHIT AND SPAM THESE THREADS AND POSTS IN OTHER THREADS
Go to tumblr if you want to be this much of a fucking loser
>>340962686
I resent that.
>>340963287
QUAKE CHAMPIONZ FUCK
>>340963462
Sorry wannabe mod, these threads are allowed just as much as you are allowed to have an autistic tirade about people being allowed to enjoy things you don't like.
>>340963462
If I posted this shit in a different thread you would have a right to complain, I didn't though, so you being here is absolutely pointless. Anyone who posts it on other threads are assholes though, people should stick to a subject.
PUMP MY RUMP
PUMP-A-RUMP
>>340953456
Because unlike the other crows in the series, it's really fucking hard to think of a name that starts with S that describes which she likes, improvised instruments.
So she's named after her most iconic line.
>>340964614
Sax?
>>340954186
Oh that's kind of lame. I thought there were harpies that were relatively fuckable but still fit in the game.
>>340965240
Yeah I'd sax up that snazzy crow bitch.
>>340956363
why are harpies so flat
>>340965252
Only appearance of that crow is her nest and her voice, then the original version of >>340955032 happened, and there was always one anon to post the youtube link to the voice in DS3
Cue /v/'s neverending goal of wanting to put their dick in the most innocent thing possible, and snuggly is born as a meme.
>>340962625
>>340962686
>>340962772
I bet these same people post that eating a bag of shit comic about games they don't like as well
>>340965252
Ornifex is indeed a harpy who is relatively fuckable if you don't mind staring into dead soulless bird eyes and getting pecked to death and jesus christ it's just a fucking bird with hips.
>>340966339
>jesus christ it's just a fucking bird with hips
But that's the best part.
>>340965871
Having moon balloons wouldn't be very aerodynamic
>>340965252
None of the games have an actual model for the crows
they are just voices
DaS and DaS2 had bird ladies though and they had great asses, so its not that unrealistic Sparkly, Silky&Smooth and Pump-a-Rum are cute/hot bird ladies
We also get some of their personalities from how they talk
Sparkly is the most beast like and a bit aggressive
Pump-a-Rum is innocent like a kid
Silk&Smooth are more cartoonish and less developed though
>>340965871
Flat > fat
>>340959739
I want the sauce on THIS.
>>340966982
Hen Zemi OVA
>>340965871
So they can fly
no need for cow tits when you need to weight at max 20kg to be able to take flight
>>340967465
Where do these harpy girls come from?
>>340955430
Someone said Toot?
>>340967859
Artist's name is nukomasu
>>340968827
that's cute
>>340961704
It isn't fun. It's a strange and twisted fetish. There's even someone in this thread asking if he can stick his dick into a real crow without killing it and at this point I doubt he's joking. There's nothing fun about it, there's something wrong with you people.
>>340965871
Not all are
>>340969359
Normies not realizing where they are.
>>340969804
I think you've forgotten where you are. This is the videogame board. There is a board for you all to go to and indulge in your sick perversion without ruining the other boards. None of you hopeless man children can control your sex drives. You've languished in your rooms, unhealthy and sexually frustrated. You always find a way to twist anything to be sexual. Even the harmless voice of a bird that doesn't even have a character model in the game. You have no discipline or respect for anyone else on the boards. There are multiple porn boards catering to a wide variety of tastes, take it there and keep it there where it belongs.
>>340969804
>necknigger thinking hes relevant in any way.
>necknigger believing vidya is for him
>>340969359
>Not fucking crows and other avian species
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>340973086
Man Adam Sandler...
I feel so badHis movies were so good
>>340955212
They are actually terrible pets if you don't train them right away and even then you have to be there with them all day everyday, they have the memory of an Elephant and will remember when you fuck up. They steal shit, break shit, and will terrorize you.
>>340971386
Every other board is a click away so naturally there's gonna be a little intermixing, kind of like how there are Touhou threads on /v/ when /jp/ exists
>>340969359
>at this point I doubt he's joking
Jesus Christ kid could you be any more of a faggot?
>>340974187
What you see in that image is not Adam Sandler anymore, it used to be.
That's the shell of a human being who has lost all hope in humanity and himself and is simply waiting for the sweet embrace of death to end his eternal suffering
>>340969359
>>340974187
Rob Schneider pls go
>>340974515
So he's on "autopilot" from Click?
>>340974515
I-is it bad that I dont want him to go?
>>340975063
Pretty much
What do I search to find porn of her?
>>340962484
>>340975063
Worse. Much worse.
>>340975131
After Billy Maddison and Happy Gilmore he basically just dropped off the map in terms of quality. Then again I don't even know if those movies were ever good or if it's just childhood nostalgia for me.
Let's not talk about 50 first dates. Maybe if Sandler can insert himself into a serious movie and actually fucking act opposed to making a silly voice he can salvage his career but if that was going to happen it would have by now
>>340958118
Degenerate
>>340975525
bu-but what about Pixel?
th-that one wasnt THAT bad
R-right?
>>340975842
I haven't seen it
>>340962772
Does anybody else read this in the voice of the narrator from The Stanley Parable?
>>340976097
Well it was just like any other Ada, Sandler movie with the whole
"Guy who's down on his luck goes a thing and get a girl"
but with classic games
>>340966339
That gets my loins all burning.
>>340965871
Obvious answer is that they lay eggs and feed their young with actual food and would therefore have no need of developed mammaries since they don't nurse their young.
>>340975842
It was
He was so souldead it felt like watching a zombie flick
>>340969359
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340976648
i hate it when you right
>>340975842
>guy cheats during game tournament to win despite hundreds of people watching him do it
>guy enters same cheat into his car to teleport while Pac-Man is chasing him, thus dooming the earth because the aliens call him out on it
>entering cheat codes in real life lets your car teleport
>>340976212
Now I will for all of eternity.
>>340976693
lol
might have to give it a look
>>340958427
A few hours ago anything cropped porn was getting deleted all over the place but now its just suddenly okay.
Oh /v/.
>>340976693
Yeah it looked like he hated it...
But that was basically the role of the character he was acting as so I guess...
that wasnt really acting huh?
>>340976648
So if the harpy was pigeon based it would be more likely to have tits?
>>340966746
>>340966339
>>340976558
someone post the webm, you know the one
>>340976913
I..I never actually thought of that...
Oh-I forgot that I wasnt even paying attention during that part
>>340977217
Pigeon milk is vomit, so maybe just a nice insulating belly.
>>340961535
>this whole thread
>>340975525
What about Eight Crazy Nights, anon? Isn't that pure Sandlerkino?
>>340969359
>13 june
>mfw schools been closed for 3 days and summer is in
>>340969646
poultry seems like the most rapeable mon
>>340978635
or consensual sexable
right?
RIGHT!?
>>340953456
If they have wings its harder for them to fight back
>>340979691
Yeah but they have crazy talons>>340969646
>>340977932
>implying you wouldn'tbefriendthat bird
>>340980149
>Da water grill
Muh dick
Kars is my favorite monster girl.
>>340979691
>>340980149
>trying to rape a bird that can walk without hopping around
Papi would rip your balls off in one kick
>>340980720
Literally perfect
>>340962484
>>340981326
>No sexual organs since they're useless for a perfect being
NONE PURER
>>340981114
>Implying I couldn't subdue her bird brain with my gargantuan dino cock
one good cockslap and its all over
>>340955032
>helmet is sweating
that will always be funny
>>340965871
Delicious bird chest
https://youtu.be/TuBi7KJtqKE
>>340965871
Do birds produce melk?
>>340969646
>Land Animal
>tfw no slender and flatchest with short hair and french accent harpy/avian gf
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>340982492
>Camera focuses on her legs at the end
>>340961227
>just realizing society is shit and should be executed on sight.
>>340975525
>Maybe if Sandler can insert himself into a serious movie and actually fucking act
Ever seen Reign Over Me? It was good but it wasn't enough to save him.
>>340969359
What about sticking ur dick in that giant crow from DS1?
>>340953456
It's a popular pump birb
Birds are cute.
>>340987537
They're okay
>>340983197
>her
>People actually feel bad for Adam "embezzler" Sandler
Kill yourselves
>>340987792
Look at her beautiful eyelashes, anon. That is a dainty lady birb defending her chastity from a ground cock.
>5 minutes
Where stream?
>>340961535
>first image has a puffy butthole
>>340980670
Thats suu.And she is the undisputed best girl.
>>340990641
>gets smarter with salt water
She has a cool gimick, I give her that.
>>340991069
She also slowly gets smarter with time, even on her normal form.
I mean, she already shown to be less retarded than half the cast on that food hunt chapter.
>>340969359
People literally sexualized FIRE in DS1, I can't believe you're so deranged by this.
Are you new to 4chan in general or something?
>>340992339
>sexualized FIRE in DS1
I didn't know this
>>340969359
>I am over 40 years old
best harpie coming through
>>340992526
>Implying Bonfirechan isn't the best girl of DS1
>>340993539
Fuck off weebs. If you ain't going all the way, then go ALL the way back to /a/.
Apparently it's from a children nursery song in case anyone gives a shit.
>>340961535
>posting my squilliam
it's not even good desu senpai
>>340995446
>>340996064
>whynotboth.jpg
>>340996324
Hapi is cutest parpy.
>>340961535
>well drawn assholes
dats it mane
>>340996454
Yes
>>340993414
thats not Harpie Channeler.
>>340993414
>>340998802
youtried.jpg
>>340987769
Sauce?
>>340999125
It's a Chocobo.
>>340999440
On the uncensored pic, I meant.
>dark souls discussion died quicker than Undertale
>Terraria has more players playing RIGHT NOW than Dark Souls 3
>>340999514
Type in chocobo monstergirl
>>340996446
>>340996064
Patrician
>>340962484
>artist has an image of Pickle-pee being brutally raped and strangled
>there's another image of Pickle-pee with her wings and legs amputated
Make the invisible bird waifu bullying stop.
>>340966339
You wouldn't a crow demon
>>340999929
Nothing.
>>341000925
https://static1.e621.net/data/3b/d6/3bd6ab983fae59427f127c919c0176ae.gif
I still don't fucking get it. Is it a sex thing?
>>340969646
>Land Animal
>larger than humans
>easygoing
The fact that I have no giantess harpy art for them makes me sad.
>>340953456
forced meme
>>340996454
>>340998056
I wanna cuddle with her.
>>341001709
Nope she gets the least art out of all of them.
>>340982492
The new Pokemon game looks great!
>>341001563
There's some invisible crow in Dark Souls III which trades shit with you. Someone drew the invisible crow as a harpy. People then began churning out harpy lewds.
What I don't get to this day is how anyone knows how it's a crow if it's invisible.
>>341001709
>No giantess harpy art
But hey we did get giant Suu, if that counts for anything
>>341002375
Giant Suu also becoming hyper intelligent made me harder than diamonds.Gigantes mini-story when?
>>341002375
>giant boobs fake out from that chapter
It's no fun if it's proportional.
>>340954716
C U T E
>>341002585
>troll
>>340961535
>>340961227
This is why weeaboos are the most cancerous community known to man and should be executed on sight (or smell since they hardly leave their parent's basement).
>>341002976
Gonna need some sauce on that.
>>340961227
>People twist that into her being a moe blob dorito munching mountain dew drink retards
>Implying it's not an improvement
Second worst meme to come out of Dark Souls, right after "git gud".
Even if a character is a disembodied voice people will try to fantasize about fucking it.
>>340975525
Heyyyyy click was alright atleast
>>341003359
>>340969646
How do they get those shorts on with such large feet
>>341003482
Playing with your imagination and penis is fun. Who cares?
>>340999012
>posting the censored version.
What are you doing?
>>341003213http://exhentai.org/g/515069/8f354b0e94/
>>341003569
They are born with them.
>>340982014
You tell em boy
tell em about your big dino dick
>>341003595
Thanks.I keep losing the source to that.
>>341003569
haha I wonder how they smell just wondering lol
>>341003595
>Netorare
Nope.
>>341003569
Very carefully.
>>341003595Nigger
>>341002585
>blue oni are considered elf-sacrificing
Now we're talking
They're practically honorary humans
>>341003905
>>341003709
it's fine its just practice for a play
>>341003879
That's some lewd 'go 'za
>>341002585I've been thinking about writing some kind of Gigantes story sometime, but I'm not sure what to write about.
>>341004547
>tiddies
>vagina
>abs
I'd fuck her, by which I mean, I'd be okay with her raping me
>>341004547
That isn't a monstergirl that is a filthy xeno.Slaanesh is pleased.
>>341004547
Now that's the kind of monster that other monster girls should aspire to
>>340954186
What is that crow lady in ds2? Ornifex or whatever. Its based on her mate
>>341004645
>>341004705
>>341004708
>>341004826
>>341004970
It's literally that blue haired harpie girl except crowified.
not an ounce of pornifex in her.
![tumblr_o2ps96WJir1tqsd1zo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TKnXW0E.png "tumblr_o2ps96WJir1tqsd1zo1_1280[1].png")
>>341004979
Fuck it didn't go through.
>>341005113
Is that bit in the top left supposed to be part of a helmet or something?
The rest of her face reminds me of this girl
>>341004547
What the fuck is the source on this?
![tumblr_nxnsv3gpJI1tqsd1zo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SfGjtne.png "tumblr_nxnsv3gpJI1tqsd1zo1_1280[1].png")
>>341005754
http://tinyfaceart.tumblr.com/
>>341005946
>gwyndolin gore
>outrider vore
I never asked for this.
>>341004645
Reader-Insert meets cute, sad, gigantes in secluded area while on a walk. The two chat, and sort of hit it off. Most of the story is hit coming to visit her and them doing cute giant girl things. One day, guy is late. GIgantes gets very worried and bravely ventures out to look for him and ensure he's okay, even if it means being seen in public by humans. Panic ensue, the stakes rise, and eventually, the guy finds her, explains that he was just stopping to get her a present(it has to be a pretty gigantes-sized hair bow!). She is traumatized by the panicking humans and how they got angry at her, but the guy confesses that he loves her.
Happily ever after, cute bow in her hair. It should be noted that the MC guy can't stop staring at Gigantes-chan'ssmile.
>>341006092
I should've said something. Use e621 instead and blacklist the vore and gore.
>>340968078
dunno m80, I think DOOD is pretty gud
>>341005946
This is so fucking weird, but I guess I did ask for it. Cheers for source.
>>340954448
Of course I do you fucking faggot
>>340961535
nice
>>340969646
>Still no battle-hardened cassowary harpy waifu
It's like he doesn't want to tear his enemies to shreds or something.
>>340953795
Crows can't talk Anon
>>341007489
Monster girls are also not real so I'm not seeing your point.
Reminder that "pump-a-rum" is crow approximation for "Praise the Sun"
>>340981114
>This triggers the ausies
>>341007632
It's a drum like object you mong
Pickle pee would be a long object resembling a flute or some shit
>>341007602
>He only likes real girls
Take your 3DPD bullshit and get out.
The deal is I want to pickle-pee in her pump-a-rum,wink wink nudge nudge.
>>341007832
I'm not following you.
>>341007654
why would it? we rarely see them do you get mauled by lion mountains?
This is furry pictures for dog.
>>340953456
Is there actually a model for this in game or is it just fan shit?
>>340988773
just so everyone knows. 99% of birds have their males be bigger and colourful because chicks dig that during mating. Females are usually much smaller and coloured so that they camouflage to their surroundings
>>341008131
fan shit, recolored harpy girl from some harem shit
nothing is rendered in game
>>340990641
She's only good when she's hydrated.
>>341008048
Birds don't have fur, Ivan.
>>340961227
It's obviously a homage to Bhukb's Chen Comcis with additional pans to modern "gaming and e-sports" culture.
>>341008131
It's just an empty bird's nest with a disembodied little girl voice coming out of it, I don't remember the same exact concept being so sexualized in Dark Souls.
>>341009310
People hadamazing chests aheadon their mind in that game.
>>341009310
It's the pump-a-rum pickle-pee bullshit, some take it for innuendo.
>>341005230
Sauce ma boi?
>>341011597
ctrl+f imgur to find some gallery an anon put together
