GiantBomb Bethesda E3 stream online: http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016pressbethesda_1_1400@46333
stay and post for meta-/v/ commentary on GBs commentary on Bethesda's E3 press conferencetake a shot for every time Austin gets triggered by something
>>340951895
Were they seriously whining about youtube comments earlier?
>>340951895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PTu_JoQs0
i don't have a problem with austin. he seems like a bro.
i dont want a fucking skyrim remaster goddammit
Even if it's not all Lockdown, at least they're playing the hits.
Don't forget to take out your bingo cards.
>>340952295
Shut it austin
Where is the designated Mary poster?
how bad was the EA stream?
>>340952158
I dunno I peaced the fuck out after the press conference, I can barely stand hearing Brad and Dan talking anymore.
>>340952257
Looks like comments are disabled now
>>340952295
he's alright when he's not SJWing it up, which is basically never.
Why am i even staying up for bethesda ...
It's 3:16 am here
i have a cert to pass in the afternoon
>>340952445
I don't remember seeing any hockey.
If someone got rid of Pete Hines and Bethesda was allowed to have fun, Todd would come out to that Fleetwood Mac song.
>>340952597
>not liking based dan
*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
>>340952462
i'll help
>>340952643
They had all the sports up when talking about heir challenge mode for women charities.
>>340952462
not me, but i'll do my part
i hid the youtube comments anyway its just people spamming like its twitch
>tfw no more Happy Hour Tested
>>340952719
Dan has nothing interesting to say, ever.
Dan is either actually retarded or ironically retarded, does it matter?
Dan never shuts up
Brad is still worse.
>>340953067
Brad's leaving?
>pre-stream Giant Bomb E3 music
giant bomb is a corpse desperately clinging to its unholy reanimation
>>340953294
The hope and dream of everyone...
>>340953182
So like /v/
>show times show up local on my desktop but not on my phone or laptop
what the fuck
The fuck is this music.
It hasn't been good since Ryan left. :(
>tfw sara lima vanished off the face of the earth
At least Comic Vine segments will never happen again
>>340953794
best girl
>>340953772
>mfw its true
>>340952417
You don't know what you want
>>340953794
Someone had said Whiskey creeper fans were stalking her so she totally ditched her internet presence.
>>340953772
he just went out for some cigarettes he'll be back any time now
@jeffgerstmann
Quake #fingerscrossed
>this music
Now entering - Hanamura
>>340953794
I hope she's doing okay! She was very earnest and replied to every single comment on her "I'm leaving" post.
What number do I need to roll to get a night with Mary?
>>340954048
Best part about bombcast was Ryan and Jeff talking about wrestling, shitty food, old video games, and the industry. They need another funny fat guy older than 35 with the right chemistry.
>>340952445
there was some mobile garbage during the starwars segment
is mary actually on stage? i saw her tweeting a pic that she was at some wedding
>>340954265
doubles other than 00
>>340953794
We need more weird women who don't abandon their femininity.
>>340954265
a 5
>>340954098
Man that's a huge bummer.
>>340954362
>wrestling
>yet people claim to hate Dan
>>340954365
You're right, forgot to mark it when marking f2p garbage.
>>340952769
Did something happen in the last stream?
>>340954362
That's pretty much the only reason I like Brad, because he's the only one who can rap about the industry with Jeff.
>>340954682
*sigh* Internet racists got to it
>>340954196
can't find it anywhere to dl
>>340954682
There were black people in EA's press conference.
IT'S ON
..?
>>340954682
>Reasons to live
>Book doesn't have a picture of Mary Kish in it
one job
>>340954682
The youtube chat was blown up with KILL ALL MUSLIMS NEVER FORGET ORLANDO immediately and shut off pretty fast.
Not really sure what they expected.
>>340954701
>rap about the industry with Jeff.
Brad is retarded, Jason is probably the most knowledgeable after Jeff.
>>340954682
Alex got triggered by the youtube chat after the conference earlier because of racism or something. Probably swastika walls or the usual.
Their own chat on the site is up but the GB community is way beyond lame.
>>340953794
>hooker boots
>>340954786
apparently TriHard got disabled
>>340954738
Which weirdly happened before the cavalcade of black celebrities.
Man gb sucks now
>>340954926
Blew their load before the main course, classic mistake
>>340954975
>now
Is who ska? I just tuned in.
>Are they ska?
>Is he actually asking that question?
>Yes he is.
I hope someone gets drunk and punchy with Justin McElroy and brings up the Doom video during the live shows.
>>340954904
Yeah Sara Lima was great
>literally everything about Alex
>people will hate on this riffing about ska with dan
hahahahah
>>340955045
Blink 182
Dan is pretending to be retarded again
>is james brown ska
When did Brad get his tattoo remove?
>skyrim remastered almost definitely
jeff got some insider info. its real
can brad go 5 minutes without touching his face
>>340954904
She did a whole video about how she could run in tight leather and tall high heeled boots.
She was the best.
138.91.163.32
DO YOUR WORST
>>340951895
tfw mary went to her sisters wedding
>>340955186
dan is the best
what's the next bitrate down from 4633 or is the stream actually hiccuping?
>Jeff drinking Diet Pepsi
Post your dankest Todds m80s
>Now I normally think these remasters are stupid gimmicks
>But this is the best fucking one I've seen.
>>340955432
>not being insecure
fuck off normie
>>340955583
shove a crunchwrap supreme up your ass, danfag
>>340955607
stream is fine for me. im watching on youtube like a pleb though.
>>340955719
>fuck off normie
fuck off nigger
>>340953067
>tfw tested sucks now
Seriously it's become the fucking middle aged dad show. I mean, it always was that when will was around, I guess, but Norm was the foil as the apathetic Millennial.
Now its shit. Norm is not a leading personality. Plus Jeremy sucks as a cohost.
>>340955725
lmaoooooooooooooooo
>>340955754
Jeff is no fun
>>340955745
youtube n webplayer are fine for me but the 4633 vlc stream is skipping once in awhile. odd since i've never had that issue on one of their streams before.
>>340955875
ur gonna get banned for illegal memes
>>340953794
Who wins? Kisch or Lima?
Dan Ryckert is for _____.
>>340955974
If you illegalize memes then only criminals can have memes.
>>340955167
At the very least, someone needs to permanently turn down Alexs fucking mic. Loud talkin' ass.
>>340956116
red blooded americans
>>340956116
meditation
>>340956116
THROW
>>340956116
wrestling
This fucking schlock is hard to watch
Reminder that Austin liked Fallout 4.
>>340956116
taco bell advertising
post more sara
>>340955167
Just do it Jeff
>>340956116
white privledge
>>340955874
i tried to watch their content for awhile after will left but jesus, it's all so stale now. don't get me wrong, will was an idiot but now it's just the polite yuppie corner funded by adam savage.
>its a "DOOM was good" episode
>>340956116
He looks hot without glasses
>>340951895
>not watching the EZA stream
>all this fellating the new DOOM
>>340956427
doom remake was good though
multiplayer is hot trash though
>>340956438
sup dan
>>340956323
>tfw you'll never party with Jeff in the late 90s/early 2000s at his weird compound in the middle of nowhere
Does doom get better after the first 50 minutes?
Thats all ive played.
>>340956487
thats what i implied friend
>>340956263
Don't fucking trigger me with those GOTY podcasts.
>Bethesda gets a free pass becuase nobody else does this stuff!
>Their games have always been a mess, you should expect this!
>>340956449
>Ian
Austin is bad enough
>/v/ still this butthurt that they can't pirate DOOM
>>340956314
I just screengrabbed that picture right before I posted it
I got no more
>>340956508
dan doesnt even have a computer in front of him
f*cuk off
>>340956595
ok then my bad
I thought they were being facetious.
>>340956438
u gay big dawg?
>>340956604
Ian barely talks in the streams but I will admit he can get pretty bad
Worth it for bosman and huber tho
>>340956631
DELETE THIS
what is that hideous clicking sound on the right channel.
>>340956576
>listening to anything Danny "please take my wife" O'Cucker has to say
>>340956060
My dick
>>340956413
I still listen to the podcast but even then it's tiring. Just such bland, vanilla personalities. Will had a way of getting something entertaining out of Norm but Norm on his own can't fucking do the job.
I stopped listening to Still Untitled for a while until Adam stops jacking off about Hamilton.
Yeah I stay far away from their videos nowadays unless I'm in the market for a new phone or something.
>>340956323
piss jar?
>>340956751
There isn't one
>>340956635
what vid is it from?
>>340956576
wut
white males literally invented unions
>>340956751
A spider in your ear.
>talk of a new Wolfenstein
>>340956868
>she will never succ yoou
>>340956604
>>340956735
Is that the little bitch that complained about the word "niggling?" That video is one of the worst things I've seen when it comes to people trying to be "serious" talking about video games.
>>340956906
shhhh
danny doesnt know that and hes trying to show off to his fellow feminists
>>340956691
Wait, they were being serious? I thought they were joking around? They were seriously sucking DOOM's dick that hard?
>>340956868
put a pair of glasses and 30 lbs on her
AKA 10 years from now
and she will be 5/10 or worse
you can have a plain fat wife and look at the pictures of her when she was young and pretty
>>340957063
there are sjws
then there is danny
>>340956819
she is incredible
>>340956893
Whiskey Media: Happy Hour 10/15/10
>>340957063
>>340956908
>>340956576
Can you post a picture of his fiance?
The current, hideous moon faced one. Not the first one he sent to the Middle East to get railed by Arab princes.
>>340954265
Just call Danny and tell him you are a nigger and you would like to cuck him, Im sure he's gonna lend you Mary for a ride
>danny's hair is already gray
XDDD
>>340957115
I want her to sit on my face.
>>340957063
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""nuance""""""""""""""""""""""""""
every time, this is the ultimate "you just don't get it like I do with my superior intellect man" defense
it's as worthless a qualifier as "problematic"
>>340953794
Pretty sure she left to be on House of Cards.
>>340957397
get in line niqqa
holy shit look at alexa. she turned in to a cow lmao
>>340956832
>>Yeah I stay far away from their videos nowadays unless I'm in the market for a new phone or something.
honestly, their 'in-depth'/late review approach has added absolutely no insights to their reviews lately.
you'll get a better review out of one of the dozen other high profile people doing reviews on youtube with the added benefit of shorter videos + quicker reviews. pocketnow's in-depth smartphone camera videos that accompany their reviews are much better than anything norm will pull out of his ass a month later.
Has anyone other than Dan farted on a live stream? Just curious
>>340957308
don't have it
jeff's turok review: http://www.gamespot.com/reviews/turok-dinosaur-hunter-review/1900-2543719/
>>340957812
Jeff letting loose in butt city
>>340957812
I wonder what it smelled like haha ha.
>>340957841
i got you pham
ONE AT A TIME BOYS
ONE AT A TIME
>>340956571
>Other people have this though
Also:
>You will never get a job at a sketchy California video game zene with your best friend
>You will never fuck around all day with your coworkers, getting drunk and skating down the halls of some industrial park business suite rented for you by the company
>You will never get off work and drive around the bay area smashing computers and shit with your best bro
>You will never party till 2 am and then come home, order pizza, and play super Nintendo
>You will never wake up the next day for work and do it all again
Jeff's tales of the early journalism scene that he and Ryan were in in the early to mid 1990s are straight up magical.
>>340957982
is that a man?
>>340957271
She did a whole set
>>340957812
...what?
>>340958064
post em all
fapping so hard
>>340957982
She looks okay but it's probably my dick talking
>>340958043
no its an irish.
>>340958064
god damn
>>340957982
>tfw your mom drinks during pregnancy
>>340957982
xe looks like Mary's failed and retarded clone
>>340958076
I want to have my way with her right there on the grass
>>340957982
that's a goblin
>Overwatch directly causes rape
Who's the dark-skinned guy on the far right? Barely anyone seems to acknowledge what he says, or they move right on. This Dishonored bit is the longest they've let him go. But they just say "yeah. ya."It's like I'm on the phone with my mom.
>>340958246
that's coldblooded
>everyone down on Dishonored
What the FUCK
how do i eat ass in the youtube chat?
>>340958603
Austin "I got my doctorate in video games" Walker
>>340958603
>not having a token black dude in your team
it's 2016, hello?
>>340958603
Half-black, half-white, fully white guilt person named Austin Walker
this guy >>340952597
>>340958214
I never said it was a big set
>>340959000
Checked
How am I meant to pronounce Bethesda?
>Dan just pulls a box of Twinkies out of his pants out of nowhere
>>340959328
she's a big girl
>>340959376
Be-thee-sda
>>340959376
Bae-test-duh
I tried to watch them. This shit is unwatchable
>>340957982
Any pics of the ex?
>>340959376
Bêthésdã.
>>340959264
remember last year?
>>340959376
how do you not know that by now?
>>340959717
Of course. Hard to forget. I don't have the screenshot of his ass coming out on the couch though. That's a classic.
>tfw Berserk musou announced
>>340959695
is this goddess single?
>do do would be cool
It's not the Ubisoft conference, guys
Well Bethesda have a female speaker on stage??
>>340959328
>>340958797
amazing
>>340960328
The fact that you have to ask this question proves sexism is still alive
>>340951895
Austin is such an insufferable nu-male baby
>>340960071
>PS3 and Vita versions
It's gonna be shit! SHIT!
>>340958076
>Mary will never put you in a tight chokehold after you try to sniff her bicycle seat
>elder scrolls junkie
Not the only kind of junkie
rip morgan webbs tiddies
damn morgan webb has aged well
shame about adam though
>that tit reduction
sad. that is morgan right? I thought she worked for Blizzard?
It's the coke man
Did adam sessler just say "im a junkie"
>>340960723
literally doesnt effect the ps4 version in any way since its a fucking musou dude
last few musous on those have been fine on those and great overall
>>340960123
>thigh highs
muh dick
>dat eva shirt
jelly af
cosplay more like cos-gayPLEASE enjoy my post
>>340961143
He's asking for help.
>tfw no nerv shirt wearing shitipino gf
>>340961393
I want to marry her so badly
Dishounoured Twou
>>340960726
love her
>>340961539
>>340961393
wow what a suprise a caual gamer likes casual anime
El Tair
would someone shut this fat neckbeard up, fuck he's annoying
>>340962105
you mean jeff or the diversity hire?
>>340962302
token man
what are those little things that baldie and that women are wearing?
>>340962190
I want her to eat my meat
So is Dishonored 2 the Metal Age to Dishonored's The Dark Project?
>tfw you will live in a time when Vinny is heavier than Jeff
>>340962483
Headsets! haha :D
fuck, these two are tedious.
>I never saw xplay
I swear every time Dan opens his mouth he finds ways to make me like him even less
>>340962105
It's almost as if they're commenting on this conference
>>340962483
The biggest mass shooting in US history just occurred in a gay club today, so
>>340962483
muh dead gays
pleasurable
>>340962854
>>340962864
Figured
>>340962190
there's a webm
>>340963082
I just threw up in my mouth.
>austins laugh
holy fuck the absolute madmen thank you for saving E3 after EA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>moba?
wew lad
>>340963272
I just threw up in my pants
QUAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
QUUUUUUUUAKE
MOTHER
FUCKING
QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Was Quake good?
ITS A FUCKING MOBA WHAT THE FUCK
The speedrunning community goes back to Doom, by the way
>>340963843
nah
>fragging means killing
lel
overquake
>>340963843
Shitty non-game
one hundred and twenty hurts?
>classes
haha no
>quake overwatch
dropped
>diverse
>abilities
DROPPED
its a moba!!!!!!!
QUAKERWATCH
>classic arena combat
>characters with different "stats" and "abilities"
wew, missed the point lads
>class based quake
FUCKKKKK YOUuuuUUUUUuu
Class based Quake?
Idk, 'bout that
He's got a rainbow pin. Bless him
>>340964430
>choose small female character
>win due to small hitbox
nice game faggots
>>340964442
OVERQUAKE
>>340964660
All the Bethesda people do.
>>340964452
>>340964469
>>340964560
get over it gramps, we won, abilities rock
DIALOGUE MAN
These are great specifics. "one of"
>le who cares about lore man
>>340964902
le epic contrarian "new" gamer man with bad taste
Why is Pete Hines so nervous looking.
>>340965119
Thanks, I worked hard on my post and I feel it delivered what it needed to.
>>340965298
telling lies in front of the camera and a big live audience isn't easy.
>>340965298
Todd has him at gunpoint
>"YOU DONT KNOW ME BUT YOU WILL!"
>director of PR and Marketing
>really excited about this game
Not a good combo.
HEY YOU LIKE DOOM? YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS CARD GAME!
it's a fucking slideshow
I'M REALLY DIGGING THIS SHITTY ANIMATIC
>stronk female character
I WANNA FUCK THAT SPEARMAIDEN
PANIC
How a put some Mary Mish Cortina Cameltoe?
What the F*CK
Bethesda what the H*LL
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!
>even Bethesda's streams crash
haha yeah guys that great cbsi quality
>obnoxious as fuck bethesda employee that keeps going "WHOOOO!!!" annoying the fuck out of me after every fucking pause during the presentation
holy fuck i never wanted to murder someone before, but god damn, that bitch needs to shut the fuck up
Starting off decently.
>the II
AI AI
SUPER MONKEY BALL CONFIRMED
>>340965980
I'm glad I pay fifty buckeroos a year for this
Why is dan trying to feed austin twinkies constantly jesus.
what a shitshow
>dan keeps trying to give austin a twinkie
BASED
BUY MY GAME YOU FUCKERS
>>340966132
Get ready to cross off lies.
Fucking Todd
>>340966273
I-it's his bit...
hahaha hilarious whacky Dan!
DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES
>>340966312
Why does he keep doing that?
https://a.pomf.cat/nyisdk.mp4
https://a.pomf.cat/bagtjc.mp4
>>340966273
playing the long game, he will save giant bomb
JUST BUY MY GAME AGAIN YOU IDIOTS
>>340966132
old Prey 2 showed up in pre show and bugs/glitches on stage might count if you mean the stream going out but that's not really onstage
bethesda is saying they make good game sthat wins awards but I disagree
I think there games are shit so.. this is a shitty conference so far
Who the fuck cares about any of this workshop stuff after it was so shit in game?
>TRAINS
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
FUCK YES YES YES YES
>>340966580
because austin is fat
>>340966521
He's such a heel.
Stealing mods and selling it as original ideas.
>>340966789
TRAINS MOTHERFUCKER
TRAINS
TRAAAAAINSwill pirate
>every time they shown a fallout 4 character it was a female
hmm
Skyrim with an ENB everybody.
>wow this looks great i'm so happy todd pre-ordered today i love skyrim
pffft skyrim remaster looks fucking shit
>>340967248
But muh remaster!
BUY IT AGAIN WITH GRAPHICS MODS PRE-INSTALLED
JUST BUY IT YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS
yawn
>Skyrim Remastered
>Oblivion and Morrowind never
>>340967217
never buying slurpees again fuck
Did Skyrim ever get a good combat mod?
>tfw will buy skyrim remaster because im a trophy whore
put me out of my misery ;-;
>all the men paying attention and clapping
>token blonde girl is too busy on her phone
I don't get the shirt joke
>$60 for an ENB
Bethesda did it again!
>>340967910
press sneak fucks
>>340967767
Not particularly, there was stuff to improve it but it never became great.
>>340967910
press sneak fuck
>>340957331
If I ever could have they joy and friendship that Alexis and Drew shared.
have they shown any gameplay at all this entire time
It was actually Prey fugg
that's not prey
>reboot of prey
FUCKING BULLSHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>not Prey 2
>not Heroes DM 2
Who asked for this shit?
>rebooting games with the same title in the 2010s
STOP THIS
>reboot a game about Indians getting abducted about aliens
>Just some muslim looking dude name Morgan
prey more like gey
>>340968272
SKYWIM WEMASTA AND FAWWOUYT SHWELTA
and a fucking card game
Even if Prey was secretly a good game is there any reason to use its name for this?
>>340968272
They showed gameplay of that Elder Scrolls card game in the preshow
>>340968024
>>340968084
I had to google. Weird stuff
Wow. I didn't think it was possible to feel this let down by something that looked that cool.
Fuck you Bethesda just finish what Prey 2 had started god damnit.
Prey 2 looked so good :(
this isn't prey what the fuck
>>340968024
>>340968084
not that guy, literally never heard of that shit because I gave up on Prey 2 years ago but I guess this is another but not the second
Makes no sense.
Why call it Prey
All 20 people who played that game are gonna be pissed off that that's nothing like it
>>340968647
>hipster thats dead inside just parroting what giantbomb crew has already said
how pathetic and sad are you?
thats like ghostbusters movie
why ruin preys good name?
thats not prey it looks more like dead space first person mod
reminder that they refuse to release mod tools and instead just say muh snapmap
GIVE US PREY 2 BACK
>>340968684
Yeah it looks good.
>>340968568
>yu
>muslim
>>340968831
Is this your first summer here and with video games?
>Free DOOM Multiplayer DLC adds FFA
all this doom multiplayer shit could've just been put in a trailer online
>>340968839
I legit thought it was a sequel to doom 3
>>340968887
That's it... I'm heading to change.org
Who's with me!?
>DOOM
>Its just shit we already knew
>>340968941
it's YU, get it? ;-)
>>340968839
>why ruin preys good name?
Is this sarcasm?
>>340968831
What the fuck is this don't ever reply to my posts again if this is what you're coming with.
Blocked.
>>340968924
>Yeah it looks good.
Yeah that cutscene looked amazing!
>>340968809
Remember the jukebox in the demo for Prey? That jukebox got me into Clutch
>we made a demo a month after the game is out is an e3 level announcement
>state of the art gaming
>obnoxious cunt still screaming even worse now
holy fuck i hope that bitch dies or gets booted
>ESO
Can we close the stream at this point?
>>340969314
are you an earth rocker?
>>340969291
Yes and?
Is this Colonel Sanders?
WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Even the people who play MMOs don't want to hear a press release about them
We have a bingo!
>>340969487
Stay on, we've got a surpise at the end :)
Why the ribbons? Is this the first time muslims killed gays?
rest in peace tommy
Who the fuck is this bitch near a mic?
WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELL YES!
>>340969780
employee
>All those desperate ZOS employees in the audience
>>340969642
i hate that bitch so fucking much oh my fucking god
HATE MUDCRABS
haha right guys funny right
PLEASE MEME THIS PLEASE MAKE A MEME PLEASE HELP ME
Reminder ESO is actually really good, best MMO going right now (way better than FFXIV)
Fuck guys, remember how good Warhammer Online was when it was in beta? That was like 10 years ago ;_;
HELL YEAH!
HELLZ YEAH
why are women who play games so annoying
>HELL YEAH
>>340970215
It's solid and definitely the best to play solo every now and then but it's not good
>>340970040
HELL YEAH
>>340970215
lol ok todd
348 BILLION DEAD MONSTERS
>>340970215
There haven't been any good MMOs in over 10 years
>mfw everytime the bitch screams
>>340970446
OBLIVION WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
would someone fucking get her out
a girl has no name
>these animations
Is this real?
DIE! DIE! DIE!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH STABBIN'
>>340970891
its a fucking mmo, what did you expect?
YYEEEEOOOOOOOOO
Guy who actually plays ESO here
They just fucking ruined it with that scaling bullshit
This game looks like it was made in 2006
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wwwwwwwwwHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
You guys know how long this is gonna go for? I got shit to do.
>Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
HAHAHAHAHAHA
WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
wwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAA
WUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>340971178
i'm so sorry anon
>>340971178
WTF. ID BE MAD TOO. WTF WERE THEY THINKING
THE EVIL WITHIN 2 WHEN.
>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT??
WWWWWAAAARRRHHH!??
>whole gameworld open at start
>"Hey guys, what if our game had absolutely no natural progression?"
this fucking lady is the highlight of the whole press conference.
WWWAAAAATTTTT
I want to hug her.
>our big announcement for our MMO is that you don't actually need to actually play it or feel any sense of progress now
You know I was thinking about buying it next sale, but fuck that that sounds terrible.
This fucking lady holy shit
wuuuuhhhttt
>>340951895
PENGUINS WIN
>level scaling
fucking
what
Are these niggers serious? In an MMO?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAA
I doubt I'll forget screaming ESO lady any time soon.
>>340971450
She was so hyped. Todd broke her heart
>VR
welp that's a drink
"MIND-BLOWING" - GIANT BOMB
>>340971618
They're ripping off of Legion
HOLY SHIT BLINK 182!!!!
>>340971618
A couple of mmos have it, but they're shite
ALL THE
>>340971618
Probably too many people leaving the game early because of all the level/XP blocking. There's a shitload of story and content that takes a lot of leveling to even get access to.
"It's mind-blowing how awful this is." - Brad
"MIND-BLOWING"- Bethesda
M I N D B L O W I N G
>VR tour of hell
but i'm already there
>fallout 4 running in VR framerates
wew lad
>>340972078
SMALL THEINGS
>fallout 4 in VR
so you can see the bad textures up close!
>>340972078
FEELS
>VR
um hi that meme died like 3 months ago bro sorry
You ain't seen nothing yet. ooh-ohh b-b-b-baby u aint seen nuthin yet
>sessler is shorter than a woman
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
SESSLERS DICK IS READY FOR THOSE MASTER CARD SKILLS
>>340972273
More like 20 bad textures per second considering how many framedrops there are in the game.
So is the conference over or what?
Where is TEW2.
Where is Dishonored 2 gameplay.
Why did we spend so much time on TES Online.
>Morgan Webb
TIME TO GET THE LUUUUUUUUUBE
HERE IT IS BOYS
>Closing with dishonored
Get to go to sleep early, thank you bethesda.
>>340972657
>Morgan Webb
I give a three... out of five.
It's going to be episodic like Hitman.
>blink 182
https://soundcloud.com/wolfman1405/bees182
>red rocket
>mfw
>>340972548
who's the woman?
muh dik needs to know
WOW THE PHYSICS BUGS ARE FLYING RIGHT AT ME
Dishonored music sounds like Gotham
>>340972638
because they're rusing you into thinking they're saving the best till last
>>340972657
>she still hasn't got a better job
I feel sorry for the girls who did games presenting as a career move and got stuck
wtf was with that transition?
fuck of adam sessler, he looks more tweaked out than ever. You can hear how he rotted out his sinus with cocaine in his voice.
Seriously, this is coming from a guy who used to do heroin.
Why does everyone keep acting like Dishonored is this classic, heralded series? The first game isn't even old and it wasn't good. At all.
Dishournoured is already 4 years old? man...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHV7hpW1lUg&index=16&list=FLMJ2u2kDOm0dkXuIV-fR04w
>new engine
I'm not falling for that todd
>>340972997
I swear she worked as a community person for Blizzard doing monthly videos. Not sure if she's freelance now.
>>340973003
>dishonored wasn't good
stop posting
L A Y E R S
A A Y E R S
Y Y Y E R S
E E E E R S
R R R R R S
S S S S S S
>all this mediocre scenery
dude why focus on it
Hey guys, check out this scenery.
:-)
>>340973714
but all dat nice lighting
0 GAMEPLAY
G
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>>340973838
See that scene over there? You can climb it.
can't make this up
PEDO
E
D
O
Am I...am I watching vidya games?
>Sloshy spit in mouth
>Random unnecessary breaks
>Speeding through other parts
This delivery is awful.
>we imagined her as an ugly dyke
kewl
is this the last game?
This is beyond cinematic framerate, wow it looks bad after so long.
>*takes a breath audibly*
>>340974189
Kinda sounds like the person running the teleprompter is fucking up and the presenter is having to cover for incorrect scroll speed.
bioshock: dishonored
wasn't it only implied that he was the dad in 1
NOT GONNA GET HYPE. PLEASE DON'T LET ME FEEL THIS FEELING
um, where is the non-binary character representation?
>>340974349
he should just call them out on it. i would.
>>340974267
>says something that he knows he'll get guaranteed replies
"that water looks good"
>>340974439
how could someone get hype about a game in this presentation let alone this age of gaming?
So will The Outsider return in this one?
>>340974349
Doesn't excuse the sloshy spit and [MOUTHBREATHES LOUDLY]
>the presenter constantly getting close to forgetting what he's supposed to say, but recovering at the very last second before it all goes to shit
those pauses doe..
>WRESTLING
EVERY
TIME
wow oh my god what an experience what an art style amazing such beautiful vistas
oh? the gameplay? that's dogshit. why do you care? that's like not the point you pleb.
>how big is Batista's overlook
Classic janky fucking bethesda engines
>a random storm hits and emily comments on it
WOW truly next gen
wait is this a live gameplay?
seems like its fucked up caus its not going exactly right
>tries to throw guard over ledge
>barely reaches the wall
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
why show gameplay @ e3 that is pre recored and it's still fucked up?
Why is Dan so fucking stupid?
this guy looks like that dude from the office
jesus, dont let this guy do synopsis, he'd spoil the whole movie
somebody make a new thread fuck
>>340975960
>Is the chandelier gonna drop on him?
I swear he doesn't ever pay the slightest attention
It was stated and shown what was gonna happen
>muh anxiety
>>340975960
why are you so stupid posting a gif when the webm was already posted?
>>340976248THROW THE CHANDELIER
ELEVEN / ELEVEN
>mfw it's nothing
This looks worse than the first one.
>>340976248
>>340975960
you guys care a lot about Rykert. why do you let it bother you so much?
The time portal thing looks neat.
it took dan so long to figure out the domino ability jesus
>please clap
literally the only game I'm hyped for
>CHECK OUT THESE POWERSSSSS
Yeah but what about sneaky stealthu?
>>340976705
he's an obnoxious shit who has poor social skills so he always asks really stupid fucking questions because that guarantees a response from most people
hence why everyone is calling him fucking stupid, because he plays dumb like a low rent sociopath, who can't into the basics of socializing
Alright. TEW2. Let's go. Now's the time.
>>340976705
get off jeff's laptop, dan
>>340976524
A day that which will go down infamyno, really, fuck that day
>>340976940
doesn't matter, use blink
PRE-ORDER NOW YOU IDIOTS
>>340977175
say it ain't so!
WOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO
did he just say "will you please fuck me?"
SOMEBODY CHECK!
T-SHIRTS
>>340977486
That's what I heard too.
![htc-vive-london-jam-4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nrMfnJL.jpg "htc-vive-london-jam-4[1]")
