If Mass Effect 4 doesn't have a Salarian romance I will literally shit in a box and mail it to EA.
What are your HOPES for ME4?
>>340921882
>salarian pedo
huh
Do Salarians even feel love? I thought their mating system involved specific females laying a shit ton of eggs and then males fertilizing them or some shit.
>>340921882
>What are your HOPES for ME4?
No Romances.
>>340924846
>Playing Witcher 3
>Incoming fuck scene
>Really into the story and know my Geralt would fuck here
>Slightly cringing, not aroused at all
>Extremely worried someone might walk in
>>340925535
I feel this so much. The fuck scenes never look good, and I end up looking over my shoulder half the time so I can skip it if somebody walks in.
>>340924717
they can feel romantic attraction
Do salarians have cloaca?
>>340926115
I romanced every companion in FO4 just to see what it was like then reloaded the save
Why would I choose to turn the only actual kinda good characters into the game into cheesy one-not waifus and husbandos
Romancing them is like selecting an option that says, "Make the dialogue worse? Y/N"
>>340926814
yup
>>340921882
>Romancing a Salarian
They live 40 years tops and essentially experience life 3x as fast as humans do. It would never work
>>340927993
except asari/humans apparently work
>even playing a Bioware game
kill yourself my man
>>340929565
Because asari have to learn to deal with the fact that they will outlive everything.
Only krogan have a comparable natural lifespan and no one cares aboutbest species
