Post 'em with your EA updates.
>>340917256
EA's was shit, and only had a few cringe moments.
>>340917256
what time is bethesda e3?
>>340918316
10EST tonight
>>340917746
>>340918056
Man you guys are right, I was too generous with my grade. Lowering to a D.
>>340917746
>only a few
templ8?
>>340918659
It's true. But that's because it was mostly fucking nothing, not even cringe.
Instead of feeling bad watching it, you instead felt nothing.
Fe was the best of show desu senpaitachi
>>340917256
Post the template nerd
>>340919115
>>340919578
you faggots didnt make one before e3, you're not allowed to be part of it, fuck off niggers, the whole point is making your expectations beforehand
>>340920083
hello, reddit
>>340919578
>>340920287
No, >>340920083
is right. The template has been floating around for days. If you don't have it by now, you either don't frequent this site or don't care enough to do it.
>>340918659
Comparative to e3 of past, definitely. This your first time?
>>340920287
>WOAH ECKS DEE i DONT LIKE Yo u SIR you are REDDIT LOL FAGGOT LOOLOLOLOL
kill your self
>>340920567
Fucking nerds
>>340920083
>>340920567
waaaah sekkrit club
I didnt gauge my expectations until now. I didn't know what I wanted for some and I didnt think making one would be worth it since I dont care about half of the presentations.
Now gimmie
>>340920582
you seem upset, plebbit ;)
is microsoft's conference up now?
I'm looking for a page with all the stream links but it's all rooster teeth or gamespot streams with faggots going on and on about nothing.
I found one ea's twitch but I don't know when the next show is live
>>340920287
>lol if I call people Reddit I'll rekt my oponent lol :3
Not even the same guy but this needs to stop. Calling people Reddit unironically is quite literally the most annoying thing on the Internet. Someone doesn't have the same opinion as you? Reddit. Someone is an autistic sperglord? Reddit. Come up with better comebacks you lazy cunts.
Pathetic.
>>340919578
fw too busy winning to care about e3
I thought this would start tomorrow anyway
>be me> >loser is redit and im such a shitter i didnt make my e3 report card before e3
>oh no, ive been spotted as a shitter that didnt make his e3 report card asking for a template, i got this one >
>u r reddit, dee, ur done now laddo
>smokeLELevery moment
>>340920930
4 hours and 20 minutes until bethesda.
>>340917256
You gave EA, the company that horrendously fucked up Mirror's Edge, a C-?
>>340917256
>>340917256
>>340917256
they're not showing nx
What's with all of these anti-Xbox guys?
>>340917256
I just wonder:
Why /v/ hates EA so much?
Oh wait I hate it too.
>>340923441
Just realized I forgot to update the Persona 5 part
OP, you are GENUINELY retarded if you're expecting an NX reveal.
>>340919115
>>340920832
>I didnt gauge my expectations until now.
Who cares what your expectations are after it already happened?
>>340917256
4/10 for the shitshow of a conference
TOPKEK
Superior version without the "hopes" and "expectation" shit.
EA had quite literally the worst E3 conference I've ever seen. The only way it could be topped was if EA and Ubisoft merged and the unfunny nigger lady was the presenter
Every conference is going to be shit this year. The entire industry is at a crossroads with VR and new consoles and nobody knows which direction to go.
>>340920930
Honestly, I thought I was close to predicting the conference for the most part.
Fucking EA
Pretty shit opening. At least it was cringey. Did like Titanfall 2 and Battlefield 1.
>>340920930
>>340917256
What was in EA's show?
What the fuck is "Kadokawa" conference and when is it being streamed?
>>340925153
Nothing really.
Titanfall 2 and Battlefield 1 trailers, looked pretty good.
Besides that they had 45 fucking minutes of sports shit.
Then a shitty indie game that looked like Journey ripoff, but reversed (as in bad in everything, the visuals, gameplay, etc.).
Then they said they are working on Star Wars games that will be released... someday. Only showed like 2 seconds of still footage.
They said the same for Mass Effect, almost no new footage (like in EA 2014 conference, just behind the scenes shit).
Then it ended.
Fe and Mass Effect are the only two things that were looking great.
>>340925639
The only thing they showed of Mass Effect is some ugly women. There was no new information whatsoever at this E3.
>>340925506
Nothing for Mass Effect?
That was pretty much the only EA thing I was interested in.
>>340925314
Apparently by what I could find after 5 seconds on google, they're a kinda big Japanese publisher.
In terms of Vidya, they made shit like KanColle and Killer is Dead
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kadokawa_Shoten
>not enjoying Snoop smoking a blunt
>>340925753
I like the new art style it went for, do I'm okay with it. Looks better than ME3, so it's great.
>>340925854
Some behind the scene things that showed a female weaking up from what I presume is Hypersleep.
>>340925854
Nah. A few seconds here and there of walking. Kinda weird since it's getting released next year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIEq-xxIy3M
EA never fails to deliver
And by that I mean delivering fucking nothing
>>340918056
There was booing at the sports stuff? At the actual event, or on a stream?
>>340917256
forgot the yearly indie autism gotta remake later
>>340926983
No they were just booing about the presenter's favourite sports club and that some coach wasn't in the game who then was revealed to be in the game. Honestly, the entire EA thing was scripted as fuck, there was no way that something organic could have happened in the crowd.
Really hoping they don't ruin star wars with cameos from every fucking character
If you "get hype" over things you need to stop, for real.
>>340925951
DUDE
Yawn
Seriously, why are this there so much hate for Xbox in this thread? Is Sony paying shills in this thread? FFS, giving Microsoft less hype than EA or Ubisoft definitely means some sort of Sonygger invasion.
>>340928023
A lot of /v/ hasn't given a shit about Xbox since the early 360 days
>>340928023
>abloo bloobloo
>>340926604
>drawing fag faces in hype chart
get the fuck off here fag
please giv us new shit
>>340928023
I hate Sony but I hate Microsoft even more.
And here we are
>>340928337
>not liking creativity
Bruh.
>>340926604
i appreciate the creativity in your card and mostly agree with your hopes and expectations and what not but i cringed at the art
>>340929067
not him, but why? the drawings are fine?
>>340929316
yeah the drawings are fine i just, idk, those in particular, in the hype area, were just awkward
>>340917256
I'm angry at Sony for making a PS4 2.0
The PS4 isn't even that old. I bought one and all I got was Bloodborne.
Now thy bring a new one, ensuring that any new game will run like garbage 30fps tops if even on the old model while being optimized for the new model.
Fuck you Sony. Assholes. Never gonna do business with you again.
>>340917256
>EA
>one indie game
>single in TITANFALL2
>story mode in FIFA
It's fucking nothing
>>340928337
But it's fun
>>340929782
I was going to reply but then I realized
>all I got was Bloodborne
you were just b8ing.
>>340930376
No I wasn't.
I don't play cinematic experiences.
Just came home from work and completely missed EA's conference. Is it worth rewatching? Or is it just sports as usual?
>>340930376
>"i was going to reply but instead im going to reply"
>>340930508
sports, titanfall 2, bf1, barely any bioware, no gameplay
>>340930508
There was barely anything
There's a new Star Wars game and that's pretty much everything new.
And FIFA ripped of NBA 2k16 and added a story mode.
>>340924204
>EA no actual gameplay
are you stupid?
>>340930856
No live gameplay
>>340930930
There was
I missed the Deus Ex live stream, but the 10 or so minutes of gameplay footage I saw were alright.
>>340930613
why the fuck do sonyggers make report cards more than anyone? is it because you think people actually want your opinion more than they actually do? you fucking people have such a superiority complex i swear to fuck. sony has nothing to look forward to and throwing money and hype at them wont make them better
>>340931003
Everything was prerecorded.
>>340931350
No it wasn't
V 1.1
It pretty much can only go up from here. Ubisoft at least has something to cringe at, this was just boring as fuck.
>>340931105
It's not really that sinister. PS4 have games I look forward to, and the other Platforms have nothing, or hardly anything for me.
>>340931412
>>340931053
you missed the one thing youre excited for? eat doodoo
>>340931679
xDDDD!!!!111!!!!
so many sony shills
>>340932219
loudest minorities with inflated egos? yeah who else is going to fill out and post their report cards in such numbers
>>340932219
Sony will probably have Japanese first/third party games.
Ubisoft won't.
EA won't.
Microsoft might.
Nintendo only like making budget games that feel like mobile garbage.
>>340920083
What an angsty little NEET you are.
How can you be that hyped for Sony's conference? How can you be that hyped for any conference? Is this your first E3? Jesus, neogaf really did take over this board.
>>340932219
The thing about being a shill is you are support to set expectation moderate and final scores much higher.
>>340932738
Accurate
I could rate Titanfall 2 higher, but not when the singleplayer trailer is mostly consisted of pre-rendered cutscenes.
>>340932219
>>340932958
It's a matter of how every conference is going to be shit, but Sony's is just going to be less shit.
Based off of last year at least.
>>340932219
>faggot crying because people expect a company with a history of delivering to deliver
fucking crazy innit
>>340932219
There isn't an alternative this gen for anyone that likes Japanese games.
>>340933490
Ni-
N-Nintendo?
>>340927908
WEED
>>340933409
>get outperformed at e3 in 2014 by fucking Microsoft
>get outperformed at e3 in 2013 by Nintendo
>constantly get outperformed at every e3 besides last year where other companies announced games that weren't even exclusive to the PS4 on their conference
>"haha sony has a history of delivering at e3 lmao ur dum"
the shilling is real
>>340933671
You can't be serious.
Well Todd Howard's funhouse is in 4 hours and 14 min as I'm typing this so maybe it's less boring
>>340933827
>this is what segafags still butthurt over the dreamcast actually believe
yes, friend, the shilling truly is real
>>340933409
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340933998
3 hours and 14 minutes. Not 4.
>>340933238
>doesnt know what to put in ubisoft
>puts cringe in EA
>>340934085
What're you even on about? If you're talking about Shenmue, it's confirmed to be getting a PC release.
>>340934120
FUCK MY BRAIN PROBLEMS ARE AT IT AGAIN
>>340917256
>C-
>4/10
that's, um, not how it works
>>340931757
I didn't even know that Square had a Deus Ex stream until after they streamed it.
>>340934412
why arent you excited for anything but deus ex?
>>340917746
Can you tell me what you thought was cringey about the EA conference? I thought it was boring and uneventful all throughout
>>340934204
Do you think anyone here has even watched E3 before? Everyone's a newfag 12 year old. That's why Sony expectations are so high
>>340934397
hype and grade can be different
>>340934571
I'm not excited, it's just the only thing I knew about from before E3 that I gave any amount of fucks about.
I'm not excited for E3 because E3 hasn't proven it deserves excitement for the past few years. Every E3 there's maybe 3 or so announcements worth a fuck and the rest are garbage.
i didn't hate it
>>340934705
yeah im starting to get that vibe as well, that the people with high expectation for sony will only get BTFO.
and that feels good
>>340934397
You can admit a company had a good conference even if you're not too interested in their games, anon. C- is real fucking generous for EA though.
F+ because Fe looked pretty comfy
>>340934828
well i hope u find something to like man
>>340917256
>>340935456
Thanks anon, you too.
>>340924659
nintendo just give up
>>340924204
>weeb
neck yurself
>>340918056
they werent booing the sports games you mong, they were booing the guy that said his team was better than their favorite team. it was banter. they were in fucking england, they love soccer.
>>340933998
i care about the kadokawa conference, even if it isn't getting livestreamed :-(
>>340936271
Why would they do a presentation when most of them just make you look silly?
I dont give a shit about E3 this year because nothing will happen, here is a old report card I never finihsed
>>340918975
>Play Destiny DLC 1 day early on MS
Nigga have you been under a rock for the last 3 years?
whatever
>>340936521
When is Squeenix's stream?
>>340936393
It's a Japanese stream, it will.
>>340936618
Dunno, I stole someone's template.
I think it's on Tuesday
Sorry for being like every other drone by giving Sony a high hype rating. They're just doing some really great stuff at the moment and they absolutely destroyed everyone at E3 last year.
>>340936838
They destroyed everyone by showing a bunch of third party games that were also on xbox.
I don't understand the 2015 e3 hype. MS showed 6 semi-exclusive games and still got shat on
>>340936838
>They're just doing some really great stuff
Like what? Not trolling here, genuinely asking. I adore my vita thanks to third party developers but I don't have much reason to turn my PS4 on outside of multiplayer with friends. Tell me why you love it so much, anon.
I am working today, I wish I could make a report card of my own...
>>340936416
Then maybe they should learn how to give a proper presentation, hmm?
>>340917256
God what a Fucking pleb
>>340936618
http://na.square-enix.com/us/blog/square-enix-presents-e3-2016-program-schedule
>>340922768
DUDE
>>340937443
I really hope for a Hitman trailer. I want to see America and Japan.
>>340937353
Name me a single good presentation outside of Nintendo 2 years ago.
>>340937353
Literally no-one ever gives a proper presentation at E3. Did I land on some bizarro /v/ that's never watched E3 before or something? Every presentation has tons and tons of "muh TV, multi media platform station, inclusive diversity, music and celebs etc etc" and just mountains of embarrassing shit.
>>340931093
Post this template please
>>340937443
Thanks anon.
>>340936349
Westaboo cancer kill yourself
>>340926604
Good art, agree for the most part, except bethesda and would add metroid to nintendo hopes.
Cuck me harder daddy
Somehow EA made it even worse than last year.
Unless someone pulls a Jesus in Videogame form, I'm done with this gayass hobby.
>>340929476
Kill yourself, jesus fuck. This new "uhhh everything is cringe!!" culture is fucking pathetic.
>>340926604
This made me so nostalgic for old GamePro magazines when I was a kid and they would do these faces for Fun Factor and Graphics.
This is a rare case of haters truly being faggots, you keep doing your thing art bro.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but Microsoft could easily win this E3 for me. They could just simply announce a date at which any/all XB1 games can be played on Windows.
that's it. just tell us at some point we don't need the console so long as our PC can run it.
I'm a Sonypony, but their conference full of walled-garden VR tech has no interest to me
Yeah, we get it. Nerds hate sports. Wow.
You a-holes really don't think adding story mode to FIFA is huge? Could be the best thing to happen to sports games, now you are for the first time being the character in your create-a-player. Now you can play sports games as RPG's this is going to be huge!
So you all are so cynical and nerdy cool on addictive and funny 4chan but you could at least stop being cliche for once and really think if something is good or not.
I'd give it a C- because it still sucked but Fe, FIFA, Titanfall 2 looked sweet.
>>340917256
>EA
Is this the most unhype E3 of all time?
>>340942762
>Create a player
Yeah, that would be nice, but instead we are forced into the life story of that african soccer player nobody cares about.
>>340939824
That is some absolutely plebian taste. How can you not care about Square Enix,Kadokawaand Nintendo but give Bethesda an 8 and Microsoft a 7 in hype? Is this literally your first E3?
>>340942762
I will only start caring if we can get special moves.
>>340944084
>fuck dark souls
>is most hyped for nintendo
>even after they said they're only showing off zelda wii u/nx
Like pottery.
>>340921574
i'm glad I'm not the only one who saw the BF1 gameplay and thought no fucking thanks.
>>340944476
Nintendo ain't gonna show the NX, and barely just be there with Zelda and some pokefag shit
SquareEnix I only care about FFVII Remaster Part 1. That is at best a 2018 Q3 release.
Microsoft still suffer from the ghost of Don Mattrick but at least they're trying.
>>340939824
newfag detected.
>>340918056
They got boo'd? Does anybody have a timeframe in their conference video or a standalone video?
>>340926604
neat art.
>>340945404
They booed the sports, like always. Dudebros aren't going to be watching, or attending E3 Press conferences so I don't see why they have to show that shit off for half the show every year. I wish they would just give them a 5 minute mention so they can get on to showing more shit instead of showing split seconds of new Star Wars games and snippets from cutscenes of Mass Effect Andromeda.
Expectations:
Sony:
Always wins, 10/10
Everyone else:
garbage, 0/10
Wow, that was easy.
>>340945791
Because EA executives know what people want
>>340944270
>we are forced into the life story of that african soccer player nobody cares about.
you don't play as Messi
>>340942762
Fuck off Chad
>>340945028
Yeah, yeah I'm a Nintendrone blah blah blah. I'm psyched for the new Zelda, won't deny that.
Dark Souls just gets me anxious, it's only fun for me if I'm playing it with friends whilst passing the controller around and shit.
>>340940842
this actually sums up perfectly what I expect this year
>>340924048
>staying up until 3am to watch Bethesda
>don't even like or play their games
Shitposting is a truly powerful force
>>340924048
>Not putting ? for every single "Game" EA showed
>>340946863
Say again?
>>340948175
I can't wait.
>>340948175
I slept for 3 hours, got up now, thinking Bethesda was in 10 minutes, and now turns out that it's in another fucking hour.
Kill me fucking now.
>>340948940
Are you shitposting in my name so hard that you've now crossed boards with it?
>>340949780
>Fe was why it got a D
What about that game appeals to you?
>>340950334
I like the cuties-meets-grimdark visual of it, and its humble, almost innocent style is a stark contrast to the monolithic behemoth I usually picture EA as.
I kinda' have a soft-spot for the indies, because at least it feels like they make games because they WANT to, not because they HAVE to.And yes, that does make me sound like a pretentious faggot.
>>340920567
>>340920287
>>340920083
>>340919578
>>340919115
:^)
>>340950792
*cutsie
Sorry, like I said, fucking just woke back up.
>>340950886
Square doesn't have a conference and Kadokawa does.
>>340930757
Xbox fanboy detected.
>>340950792
>>340950903
Not really, it's fine to like it.
The whole time where EA was saying they were giving money out to little companies to prop them up and they'd let them keep the profits just felt like a huge fucking lie.
The whole time I was imagining EA lording over them.
>>340951169
>A game by EA/DICE having any sort of authenticity
at least they look great but man oh man I have to just shut my brain down so I don't get mad at silly things on the internet.
>>340951297
It was under Hopes not Expectations anon.
I can hope for world piece and not expect it.
>Have to watch Bethesda to see if they are gonna say anything about Doom DLC
I can't fucking do it.
>>340951232
Oh God yes. I can totally see the CEO of EA be the Emperor from SW with the black robes and shit, whispering about the dark side in that presenters ear.
And you know, fucking KNOW that they have some fine-print in the contract that says they get to keep the profit if the game prints 7 sequels and cures cancer or something.
Still, there are probably a few people at that indie company who consider Fe to be their masterpiece. Their defining moment. I doubt you'd find a single person thinking that about Battlefield 1 for example.
>>340951391
Christ, that fucking Conker pic
>>340938482
An actual video game fan?
>>340937186
Cos most of it was shitty rehashes no one cares about, Silas Lang.
>>340951391
Consolewar shitposter please go
>>340952886
Yep, I'm anidort
Fancucks can get fucked
>>340917256
>>340958852
Good god, first proofread.
Conker is meant for M$ and I meant to hope Battlefield wasn't shit.
Nintendo is gonna surprise us with something, right? Right?
>>340960494no
>>340928023
Maybe Microsoft should stop being transcendent jews.
