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Give EA's conference a grade
C- from me
diversity/10
I'm genuinely curious what part of the conference made you give it a C
F
D
Andromeda was ok, Star War stuff was ok. Didn't care about literally anything else
What the fuck is wrong with you?
It was a fucking F-------------------
This was the worst EA conference ever made.
F
Titanfall 2 footage looked neat but it releases a week after Battlefield 1 so it's DOA
>>340915894
F.
There was literally nothing.
S for Shit
F
C
I'm sure it interested some people with BF1, Star Wars, and maybe a couple other things.
I didn't give a shit about any of it. Even my wife thought Mass Effect wasn't anything special and she loves ME. Pretty boring.
>>340915894
W for Weaksauce
it was awful
addfemalestomyscore/10
Fucking F
No gameplay and they're confirmed for eating the corpse of the lucasarts star wars name.
F.
Fucking apply yourself.
>no vin diesel as robot voice
One fucking job.
F
Total failure.
F
>>340915894
>>340916093
>>340916073
movie trailers
movie trailers
movie trailers
movie trailers
movie trailers
Fuckin D+ at most
I enjoyed the Battlefield and Mass effect things but the aside from the trailers it was all so fucking cringe.
>>340915894
I haven't even seen it and I know for a fact it's nothing above a D.
>>340916630
That is not a grade.
literally NOTHING
Z-
F-
No EA is sucm
where the fuck is the battlefield 1 64player gameplay
F-
B
I have never laughed at anything so much, holy fuck
>>340915894
Where's the Battlefield 64 player stream?
>>340915894
F
There was just fucking nothing.
>>340916093
I liked the environments shown in Andromeda
SPORTS
ANNUAL RELEASE INSTEAD OF POST-LAUNCH SUPPORT
NO GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE
VAGUE PROMISES
F
I watch E3 to see stuff I wasn't expecting and shitpost about how awful the hosts are.
This had nothing we didn't already know and wasn't awful enough to be entertaining, just boring as fuck.
D-
It was fucking garbage. Very little gameplay shown.
F
On par with last years Nintendo and Ubi confenrece except the ubi one has somewhat interesting. Just boring and forced.
>>340915894
C- also.
Only thing interesting was Titanfall 2, which was shown such a small amount of time.
>>340915894
Why/10
>>340917004
they are livestreaming on twitch I think
D
The Good:
Titanfall 2 looks excellent, I will buy the fuck out of it
The Bad:
Everything else
The Ugly:
E-SPORTS!!!!! CONTENT CREATORS!!!!
D, only for Mass Effect's exploration looking better than the previous two games
>>340915894
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE SONG PLAYING?
D+
Wasting time with Fifa story mode
Shit Mass Effect showing
Fucking nothing from Star Wars
F
Complete disaster, only 2 things worth showing and they bookended the conference.
>>340917205
That Titanfall 2 trailer was literally just Black Ops 3 with mechs.
D because they announced amy hennig is working on something, saving them from an F
>>340915894
They really didn't show anything. At least the ME teaser looked kinda cool.
I'd give it a D or an F.
F
Absolutely fucking terrible, no games
>>340917260
i'm watching the stream, it's just shit music and a static image
>>340915894
D-
overall pretty shitty. One indie game, Star Wars but vague and in a few years and barely anything much on Battlefront 1. Conference was short as hell as well.
As a FIFA player, what the fuck was that? I though they were going to announce an actually good career mode but what we get is just some random black faggot story mode. THIS IS NOT WHAT WE ASKED FOR
I give it an F- because it actually made me actively disappointed and I don't care about any of the other games
SO IS THERE BF1 FOOTAGE OR NOT?
>>340915894
F+ because of Mass Effect and Titanfall 2
>>340915894
F-
Too much time on sports
Paid celebrities that were visibly uncomfortable to be there
Pre-rendered Battlefield 1 trailer
Fe is trash
Nothing new about Mass Efffect
F
E3 off to a shit start
Mass Effect behind the scenes for 2/3 years in a row
>>340917141
Nah this is easily worse then either of those.
F. That was a waste of an hour. Hopefully this doesn't set a prescedent for the remaining conferences.
Titanfall 2 looked okay.
Everything else was shit.
Why the FUCK can't you play as a non-human in Mass Effect? This sucks dick. I don't want to play as a boring fucking human in a world full of kickass looking aliens.
>>340917301
>excellent
nobody talks like that, the fuck
What did I mess?
>>340917342
JUST USE SHAZAM NIGGER
ITS GENERIC TROPICAL HOUSE SHIT
>>340915894
Normal rating scale fails to express my sentiment.
Therefor:
EA/10
'EA' will also be submitted as a new SI measurement unit indicating any temperature or phenomena below absolute zero and phenomena of negative movement.
FUCK YOU/10
they even managed to make me cringe towards titanfall
F. It was nothing but shit we all expected and I don't give a shot about. No surprises and nothing that actually looked good. They get a concrete F.
>>340915894
F
Movie trailers are sports
Barely ANY info about Andromeda despite the fact that it's supposed to come out this year. Extremely ambiguous about new Star Wars action game. All they said was "it maybe will exist at some point".
What a fucking train wreck.
>We're going to donate to a charity every time you get an achievement
>"He For She"
>STEM wage gap meme
B+ probably the best laugh I got in a while
You're all coming with me!/10
>>340915894
0.5/5
Was that whole show written by their fucking marketing division? Even Sony's shit usually isn't that bad.
>>340916943
I don't care
Literally
F
The only fucking cool part was when they got black panther.
Post yfw you wasted 1 hour of your life on this shit
>>340917631
>nobody uses the word excellent
>>340915894
F
Showed nothing
Was autistic with Alex Hunter
Star Wars Battlefront 2 announced
EA Trailer had no Gameplay
That indie Shit
>>340916389
>There was literally nothing.
this
A+
It was everything I asked for (nothing) and somehow a little more (they didn't announce the purchase of a studio I like).
>>340917724
you missed soccer
HeForShe/10
>>340915894
F for FUCKING NOTHING.
F-
eeeeeehhhhhhh
titan fall 2 looked legit cool
I struggled to even concentrate on everything else
I still have no idea why they push sports at these
F
>Sports
>Sports
>Sports
>No Mass Effect news
>No Battlefield 1 news
>H-Hey guys! We like Star Wars too!
>Eceleb bullshit
Who let this shit pass?
F- - - -
No Ultralord.
>>340917932
He is right, shill.
>>340915894
D+
Titanfall was great, Fifas campaign looks interesting, and that indie game, looks like great. That's about it though
>>340917724
There was audible jeering at one point and soccer out the ass.
>>340915894
that was a texbook F right fucking there.
Fe looked okay, but I've always had a weakness for calm shit.
Titanfall 2 looked okay, too.
Everything else was dogshit.
F
+ Titanfall 2 and BF1 were slightly interesting
- Behind schedule
- Boring start
- No fucking gameplay
- Talking instead of showing anything
- Same boring sports
- Zac Effron and Jamie fucking Foxx looking like corpses
- Fucking up stuff like showing the same trailer twice
- Not even any funny meme material
Absolutely dreadful.
>>340917898
Literally nothing/10
E
I've seen worse but holy shit it was almost nothing.
F
AWFUL holy shit thank god theyre out of the way
>>340915894
>don't care about sports
>don't care about star wars(in general)
>don't care about battlefield(ever)
>don't care about their indie shit
>only tune in for Ass Effect
>no gameplay
FUCK THIS RETARDED NIGGER CUNT SHIT! F FUCKING MINUS.
nothing/10
Where is the strawpoll?
I give them a D+. They literally presented no new games. I liked Titanfall 2 and Fe though.
E.
Only because of Andronygymedia.
F
It was fucking nothing. Mass Effect looks cool but it was only cinematics, no gameplay at all
>>340915894
>Mfw I almost considered missing a day of the gym just to watch therr conference but wised the fuck up and realized they were just going to shit it up
Feels good to get gains instead
>>340915894
F
>Fucking Madden e-sports
>FIFA by BioWare
>No gameplay
>We love star wars!
>Still no gameplay
>RL sports celebs that have nothing to do with videogames
>Also no gameplay
>>340918049
Their sports games are their best sellers no matter what retard faggots on /v/ want to think.
More people give a shit about FIFA than the number of faggots that post on this shithole.
>>340916153
>Star Wars stuff
The only things that had anything related to the actual game shown were mobileshit, TOR, and fucking Battlefront.
>>340915894
Titanfall looked neat.
Everything else was utter trash, D-.
>>340917898
you waste more time in this shithole.
>>340915894
>Had no expectations whatsoever from the EA conference
>It still managed to disappoint me
It was like watching paint dry for an hour. NOTHING happened.
>>340915894
>C- from me
Elaborate.
D- because they showed at least SOME gameplay, but dedicated as little time to it as possible.
A-
Pluses:
>Fifa 17 looks good
>Fifa 17 singleplayer looks AMAZEBALLS
>Madden 17 will probably be great
>Titanfall 2 and Battlefield 1 both look tight
>Battlefront 2 CONFIRMED
>More Battlefield DLC finally
Minuses:
>Shoehorning LE FEMINISM into Mass Effect and Star Wars
It sucks to be Euro and having this be the only thing you get today. Bethesda's conference last year was at least interesting, so I'm looking forward to see that in the morning.
Is giving it a Z- possible?
>>340915894
My name is Alex/10.
>>340915894
Fuck me i just woke up! what did i miss?
D
Whole bunch of garbage, the fact that most of it was directed towards showing off sports games like Madden and FIFA was pretty much bullshit and then they tried to act like people still cared about Battlefront and other Star Wars games in their lineup. Still, they did show off Andromeda, which looked somewhat promising.
>>340917898
>he didnt watch a commentary stream
>>340918446
And those people aren't watching E3
All they do is hear when a new one is out and go buy it
>>340917976
right there its says football you dumb fuck
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>>340918412
All you've "gained" today is this (You)
>>340918685
Abso-fucking-lutely nothing
TANK TANK TANK
>>340918635
Nice troll
>>340917724
there was a blueberry female alien in mass effect trailer
Right now it's nothing but niggers on the BF1 livestream.
Didn't bother watching the conference. What's with that feminist charity or whatever. Explain please.
>>340915894
D
too much fucking teasers
>>340918817
you missed soccer
>>340918685
Literally nothing.
Snowflake Host: "Are you pumped?"
Zac & Jamie "Y-yes!" *Awkward high five*
U for Un-fucking Graded
You have to admit, it was not as cringy as it usually is. Games weren't good though.
Why do Americans evaluate stuff with letters? That's retarded.
D-
One new game shown so I guess they kind of tried to try
>>340918635
>$1 has been deposited into your EA Origin account
D for didn't waste my time watching it
F just for that blatant woman pandering shit.
D-
>Literally no new Star Wars info
>FIFA 17 obviously
>Madden obviously
>Fe, cool I guess
>Battlefield 1 obviously
>Literally nothing new about Mass Effect
>>340918635
Ebin trell muh frend
>>340915894
Perfectly sums it up
>>340919086
>>340918862
so just sports? nothing on ass effect?
E
At least we know when Titanfall 2 is coming out
Who cares about Madden?
Nothing on Mass Effect
Too much time for Fifa
Fe is meh, maybe will get better
I don't know what the fuck were they talking about Star Wars
Some shit on BF1
And those celebs and other guys who would be better if they wouldn't be there at all.
>>340918685
DUDE SPORTS LMAO
DUDE CELEBRITIES LMAO
Fe
Titanfall 2
ME teaser that showed no gameplay
DUDE STAR WARS, BUT NO GAMEPLAY OR ANNOUNCEMENTS LMAO
Battlefield
What is Terry Cruz doing in my E3 conference
>>340915894
F-
I have never seen a blandest conference
there were worst conferences, there were better conferences, but never was one so BORING
not even a literal meme man to spice things up
Why are all these people coming in in the aftershow all black?
>>340919390
The main character is LE WOMEN 2 PROGRESSIVE 4 ME LE PATRIARCHY FALLS TO MY GRASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Mass Effect
+Titanfall 2
-Sports
-SJW shit
C-
Good:
Amy
Mako in ME:A
FE
BFwuz taking Titans idea from BF2142
Bad:
Fuck me, where do I start.
Grade:
D-
>>340919613
WE WUZ GAMERZ AND SHIT
they put more effort into the videos showing "developers" "developing" than they put into trying to show the game
ea, a company where the people behind the game matter more than the product
>>340919232
Saved
>>340918994
HEforSHE and some other bullshit to cater to SJW
LEGENDARY MANAGERS/10
>>340919526
>>340919645
welp, i wasn't expecting much from them anyway
what a NIGGERFIELD 1 lol
>>340919232
u must keep me updated. this is funny
>>340915894
D. I didn't want to throw up afterwards, but it was all to be expected otherwise. More of those indie titles would have pushed it up to a D+
>>340919390
There was one really brief teaser that showed like, 5 seconds of gameplay
Didn't watch.
Did they announce anything NEW?
I know I don't give a fuck about a single one of EAs existing IPs or Star Wars.
Are these people being paid to show up at an E3 show???
i´m supposed to be passionate about games since its my hobby but what the fuck is this? what the fuck?
you try so hard to be modern with EDM, let´s plays, bunch of niggers, stuff like whiteboy etc that you forgot your game fucking blows
i just feel so mad over how bad this is. fuck EA
PS. i love how every gaming con guest nowadays says they dont play games or are bad at games like WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING THERE BITCH
Absolutely terrible
>SNOOP D OH DOUBLE G the only one who cares at all about this
>>340919390
Just a 10 second teaser to remind us it exists. But nothing real. Why do you care anyway?
>>340915894
+Titanfall 2 looks way better than the first, with a single player campaign, and more titans and pilot skills
+I'd still play Jade's game
I'm neutral on Battlefield 1 and their Trembling Swedecuck 2.0 shit.
-No new playable star wars games any time soon, just shit they're working on that's not even close to being done.
-No Mass Effect Andromeda gameplay
-SPORTZ SPORTZ SPORTZ
-No Mass Effect Andromeda gameplay
.Esports "elite" madden tournaments
-No Mass Effect Andromeda gameplay
-Game for charity stunt
-No Mass Effect Andromeda gameplay
so EA gets a big fat fucking F.I'd give Jade my big fat fucking cock
>>340917898
I just don't understand. I literally expected this. I expected fucking nothing but forced scripted shit, pandering and no gameplay yet I'm still disappointed and empty. I don't understand.
I think they just interviewed like 15 niggers in a row.
>>340915894
Is there anything lower than an F? Then that.
C-
>BF1 graphics looks good, its BF so you know what you get
>STAR WARS.... 2018. Fucking why?
>Titanfall 2 SP looks okay
>LMAO SPORTS
>LMAO YOUTUBERS AND CELEBRITIES
>mediocre art game
>>340919998
Some small art indie game.
>>340919906
When they said there was going to be black people on BF1 I never imagined it would be something like this
>>340919998
Story mode in FIFA
This is the first time I've ever felt so damn depressed after a conference.
Even after Federation Force I didn't feel this bad.
pretty shit tbqh
that's like the 6th nigger
F- followed by a -10/10. The worst conference I have ever seen, and I have seen plenty. E3 can only go up from here.
>>340919865
Holy fuck, seriously? Jesus Christ...
>>340917898
I could have played some Overwatch with friends
>>340919645
What gives you that impression other than it was a woman in the trailer? You know you could pick Shepard's gender in the first 3 MEs.
You've been able to pick male or female in every Bioshit rpg ever, and are often able to pick a race. They're rpgs dipshit.
DUDE WEED LMAO
>Jamie Foxx is SOO FUCKING High
>>340920363
you forgot all the black guys :^)
>>340918685
Yarn shaky man is now the director of FE
Titanfall 2 has single player and the mech can fucking talk
Thats it, thats pretty much it
[BLACKED]
>>watch Zach Effron and Jamie Foxx play BF1
N
FUCK WHY SO MANY NIGGERS?
>>340920156
Its the grim realization that this is what the biggest game publisher has to offer. That your hobby is held to an extremely bland standard.
How the fuck did they mess up Star Wars and Mass Effect that bad?
And no big surprise or IP beyond that indie Fe game?
It's like the Fifa story mode was their biggest new of the entire conference.
How did they even manage to drop the ball this hard?
D
Only Titanfall is remotely interesting.
I wonder how much Jamie Foxx badmouthed that retard as he walked off screen.
>>340915894
I'd give it a D+
Titanfall 2 looks great. I was worried about how the single player might end up shite because the original game just needed offline with bots for its campaign, but it looks like it will be interesting. I wonder how this will build off the Spectres starting to get sentience at the end of Titanfallor if the lore even matters since no one really paid attention to it
Other than that, it was pretty generic for what they showed, which was very little. Too much padded out by not-Games.
>>340915894
D+
It was focused and relatively got to the point especially compared to previous years. Nothing got me hyped, but at least the Titanfall SP got me mildly interested.
Fucking HeforShe feminism bullshit though
BF1 is what i expected for it and thats fine
Andromeda bull claim to be all new while still showing old shit like asari
honestly the hour conference is what saved this and i have a lot of free time
>>340915894
D- because I'm generous.
>no gameplay for ME
>sports games nothing gives a fuck about
>Titanfall 2 looks meh
>Battlefield 1 is okay, wanted more gameplay footage
Everything was shit except for Jade.
>tfw I will be asleep during Bethesda conference
>>340920129
i wanted to see if anything good could come out of this. My hopes were small though after that abortion me3
>>340920887
WE WUZ PROTAGOHOMIEZ N SHIEET
N for Nigger lover
>>340915894
HOW DID I MISS THE WHOLE THING YOU GUYS SAID IT STARTS IN 1 HOUR AND I WENT TO SLEEP FOR 1 HOUR
IT'S REALLY TOUGH TO BE A FULL TIME GAMER
IT'S DEFINITELY NOT FOR EVERYONE IN LIKE FLOYD MAYWEATHER
>>340921165
stay up ya puss
>>340921165
There will be no new games anyway
SOMEONE POST THE HOTARU GETTING ABUSED WEBM
>>340915894
U
It was shit through and through.
Titanfall 2 was probably the most interesting part, but overall that was bad and the FIFA part was the worst of all of it, especially that Alex Hunter segment.
Gets a C
+Titanfall 2 actually looks really good, both the single and multiplayer
+FE, while kooky Swedish indie shit, still looks like it'll be pretty fun with a nice aesthetic
+Mass effect getting back to exploration and being the alien is good
+New Star Wars games in development especially the visceral one is good
+EA access is actually a pretty good deal despite what retards on /v/ blindly spout
-muh sports
-muh esports
-BF1 looks like typical big explosions n'shit, nothing like actual WW1
-mass effect still has barely anything to show
-no gameplay anywhere, Titanfall was the only thing with gameplay, everything else was shitty dev documentaries
-(e)celebs and bad music abound
I feel oddly relieved. I didn't know the conference for EA was today, and just found out I missed it.
>>340921247
You spent your time with a better activity
C.
They didn't promise anything big; they revealed Battlefield 1 already.
Didn't do anything abhorrent or anything.
"C" says, "You didn't fuck up" to me.
>>340921247
We did you a favor.
WE GAMEPLAY NOW
WE GAMEPLAY NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPSN9sTQCf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPSN9sTQCf4
WE GAMEPLAY NOW
WE GAMEPLAY NOW
D-
Fe was actually the best part, somewhat unsurprisingly
>>340921313
It would be at 4 in the morning and I have a meeting with my thesis supervisor few hours later.
>>340921773
Notice how nobody is playing on a console. :^)
>>340921773
It looks like BC2
I like it
SPORRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTSSSSSS
>>340921475
>+Mass effect getting back to exploration and being the alien is good
how can you know with those shit videos?
go daage control somewhere else, shill.
>>340915894
F
So i can pay my Respects to that dead confrence
>>340915894
E
Hopes of a slightly decent battlefield singleplayer kept it from an F.
>>340921475
>being the alien
Not happening. They've already confirmed it.
D-
Fe was the only interesting thing there.
Well Battlefield 1 looked kind of fun too I guess.
>>340921773
Snoop dogg is smoking what the actual fuck
>>340915894
F
but not out of respects
Thank you, satan.
>>340915894
DamageControl/10
>EA Originals
>So creatively bankrupt that they have to get indie devs to make games that aren't garbage for them
>Claim that all profits are going to the devs
No doubt that EA is going to take a cut of the revenue the game generates. Either that or they stick the devs in a shitty slaving contract for them.
>>340922993
>People keep listing NX on Nintendo
Why?
>>340922347
>Enjoy something they showed
>Somehow this makes him a shill
Literally kill yourself, some people actually enjoy video games you know.
>>340923886
Settle down, EA
>>340923376
>Originals
>It's an Ori and the Blind Forest ripoff
>>340923886
>Enjoy movie trailer
>not a shill
You're not fooling anyone Mr.Shill
D+
+ Mass Effect: Andromeda
+ EA Originals
= Battlefield 1
= Fe
= Star Gwars
- Titanfall 2. Looks boring af
-- No proper gameplay footage from ME:A
-- Spooooooooooorts.
>>340923886
Except he was talking about shit the trailer didn't show. Most particularly
>being the alien
WHERE IS THE REPORT CARD
>>340924304
Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Just looked like a worse (and maybe 3D?) Ori.
But from how they explained it, Originals is just a way for EA to not do shit and make money off of other peoples' work who don't have a way to get enough publicity for their games.
>>340917761
>it's supposed to come out this year
Delayed to 2017 F A M
>>340915894
X
Worse than the xbone reveal.
>Selling singleplayer as groundbreaking new feature
>Presenting a sequel to a cod-clone no one asked for
>That said presentation was the only presentation with any gameplay
>Give all but a teaser for the most anticipated new sequel
>New indie game that still finds a way to be generic
>"Hey were gonna flat out say were gonna do to indie studios what we did to Westwood and Mythic en masse"
>Have literally the most lucrative IP on the planet, which universe warrants endless imagination and infinite possibilites, and show nothing but a single new map, two pieces of concept art set in the same location as the movie (even though it's peddled as an entirely new story), and a mobile game that's just copy-pasted imagery from the movies all while talking about how much it means to the people making it
>Diversity is a selling point with priority status
>E-Sports and FIFA is a third of the showOk I actually under stand this, because they're the only thing EA can turn a profit on
>Finale is the same trailer with added teaser footage
This was worst press conference I have ever seen and I hope nobody tries to prove me wrong.
>>340924324
Sorry.
Is it bad if I genuinely like Doritos too?
F. Literally announced an indie game and Titanfall. That's it.
>>340923886
Never fucking post here again EA piece of shit.
We're just a soulless corporation / 10
>>340922837
its perfectly legal for snoop dogg to smoke weed in any location he likes
>>340918938
The tile specifically says "sexy"
She was not that.
>>340915894
D+
Fe looked great tho
>Bethesda on at 2am
I don't know what I'm gonna do lads
How do I watch the conference recording?
I just woke up.
Got one bingo at least.
>>340925861
don't
I couldn't watch it what did I miss?
>D's and F's
Oh hey i forgot /v/ is a bunch of dumb children
>>340925903
Got the other bingo cards fampai?
>>340925291
She was clearly meant to be "sexy" by Bioware's fucked up definition of the word. It counts.
>>340926139
Shut up
Believe it or fucking not,
A
I expected nothing and got a better show than I thought.
If Sony or Microsoft gave me this show I would be dissapointed. But really good work by EA standards
>>340926230
Here ya go.
>>340915894
F
Worst thing I've seen in a long fucking time. Not even trolling.
>>340926139
The only gameplay shown was of a sequel to a game that was met with a universal "meh".
>>340926419
Thank you kindly Anon
>>340926139
this t b h f a m #battlefield1 #feminism #ohio #gamergrrl #diversity
>>340926139
>Same old sports shit
>Esports leagues
> Little to no game play for brand new games like TF2, Mass Effect: A, and Star Wars
I will give you that Fe looked comfy as fuck, but EA literally doesnt deserve anything over a D for this conference.
Anybody got a game that can run on a shitty laptop that can kill a few hours?
Pretty open to anything at the moment.
>>340927431
What was up with the squeenix conference?
There was no info at all and apparently no one watched it.
>>340928012
wasn't it just deus ex and not even at e3?
>>340915894
F+, Titanfall 2 looked decent
mmm C- or D+?
Fe looked kind of neat and there was something from Mass Effect Andromeda...even though it was next to nothing
didn't really care about anything else and there was pretty much no gameplay / other stuff for said things I didn't really care about
C-
they had games releasing soon
battlefield 1 looked nice
titan fall looks like itll be abandoned in a month like the last one
>>340928012
Not sure. Lots of times got mixed up. Based on news apparently E3 doesn't start until tomorrow but here we are.
>>340928259
Well what did they show about deus ex?
Niggers get an F
>>340927431
>Nintendo
>more THEN
FIX THAT PLEASE FIX FIX FIX THAT NOW
+Battlefield 1 looksfun
+Despite not caring about e-celebrity shit, this BF1 gameplay stream is hilarious
-Everything else
F
>>340927431
>>340928012
They're releasing info throughout the whole week, it's not a singular conference.
>>340915894
I'm not going to bother next year.
It's not funny bad like Ubisoft, it's just bland.
>>340915894
>many_smgs_in_ww1/10
>>340929384
>nintendo hype
>0
Fucking neo-/v/.
>>340915894
Fucking F. Andromeda is still literally nothing.
>>340918197
>showed the same trailer twice.
What? I missed the conference but did this actually happen? That's worse than asscreed 4 freezing live.
>>340928546
They had like 20 minutes of the prague hub, DE:GO, and a few other things
>>340929384
Nintendo is going to be shit man
don't even lie to yourself
>>340929690
I stopped caring when they stopped doing a real conference. It's the same thing every year.
F
We learnt nothing but Fe and Titanfall 2
![its-always-sunny-charlie-laughing-couch-1[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/esdDgsG.gif "its-always-sunny-charlie-laughing-couch-1[1]")
>Battlefield 1
>BATTLE FIELD ONE
LMOA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>prerecorded footage of random actors/celebrities playing
EA loses a full letter grade for that shitheap
>>340929384
You missed checking off Mobile Game, that one Star Wars game is mobile shit.
There were like 10 different star wars projects going off at once. And they focused on literally none of them.
>>340915894
Z--
>>340929384
Does Square Enix not have its own show?
>>340930306
Thanks bud. I must have been too caught up in the unique EA™ brand of excitement.
D
Titanfall 2 and Battlefield 1 look cool but the rest of the conference was total shit.
>>340926004
Literally just watch the titanfall trailers, Fe trailer, and some battlefield gameplay if you want.
Everything else was esports and ecelebs and dev interviews instead of gameplay.
>>340930805
Why spend money on hosting a show when sony will show all their games off for free?
>>340930805
http://gematsu.com/2016/06/e3-2016-press-conference-streaming-schedule#e32016sched_showfloor_squareenix
Only a series of livestreams that go for around 21 hours total. I'm not watching that shit.
>>340915894
DNF
>>340916542
What did her son think?
>>340931485
>>340931425
at least we'll get more Nier.
>>340915894
E
+ showed off some new game
+ shitty CoD clone at least tries something new this year
- sequel to other shitty CoD clone nobody asked for
- no cringe, no entertainment
- sports
- look at us we're good people we give money to womyn charity
- meme celebrities
- everyone can be a "pro gamer"
![[Vivid-GJM] Haifuri - 10 [006DB82F].mkv_snapshot_02.55_[2016.06.12_18.56.38].png](https://i.imgur.com/02Y7rXX.jpg "[Vivid-GJM] Haifuri - 10 [006DB82F].mkv snapshot 02.55 [2016.06.12 18.56.38]")
meh/10.
