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>>340915689
worst/10
You can't rate something that terrible
That was boring. All the pre-E3 announcements killed this shit. There's nothing new, nothing surprising.
Just shit you heard about this week
0/10
low effort
No gameplay/10.
Literally the worst press conference I have EVER seen.
0. They barely had enough shit to fill 5 minutes, let alone a fucking hour.
REMEMBER WHEN LAWRENCE OF ARABIA SHOT THE GERMANS WITH HIS MODIFIED SMG OFF THE BACK OF HIS HORSE
F-
>>340915689
boring/10
>>340915689
3/10
2/10
boring
1/10 honestly
They barely felt like they cared while doing it.
probably worst conference ive ever seen
0/10
>ITS FUCKING NOTHING
Awkward celebrity endorsement/10
>>340915689
-1/10
>>340915689
bad.
FIFA stuff was cool, but the starwars and battlefield was shit.
>SPORTS
solid F+
>>340916020
I didn't hear about any of this shit, and it was still terribly boring
Anyone happen to have a good 2016 report card template?
Nothing/10
3/10
Battlefield 1 and Titanfall 2 were the only things even worth half a shit shown.
>>340915689
4/10
0/10, absolute shit
>in-game footage
>celebs
>sports
>behind the scenes instead of game shit
Don't make me laugh
>>340915689
Would rather be a faggot and get shot at by ISIS/10
1/10
Maybe some of these Star Wars games could be cool.
Probably not though.
woo/10
>>340915689
Woo/10
-10/10
2017 EA , It's in the game. Niggers that is.
it was complete shit, there was nothing but some niggerball and pre-rendered battlefield 1 shit
0/10
UTTER BOLLOCKS
>>340916238
this desu
Garbage/10
I will admit I liked the FIFA story mode.
F/F
>>340915689
the only game they show was fe, everything else fifa, madden, battlefield, battlefront was all flashy without any proper gameplay or anything new
3/10
YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME
terrible take a lap
Can EA please STOP making videos where Devs talk about how it's so much fun to work on X while no new footage is shown.
worst one I've seen yet
>>340915689
has anything of value come out of E3 yet?
i mean i've been busy and missing stuff till halfways through the abortion that is EA's conference, but what the fuck was this shit?
Literally fucking garbage. 0/10
Worst conference I've seen in years. the ENTIRE THING was just fucking teaser trailers and sports.
>>340915689
>add story mode to FIFA
>force me to be a nig if I want to play it
it was shit/10
>>340915689
2/10. Only thing remotely interesting is Titanfall and it was the only gameplay they even showed. I still probably won't play that game anyway. Spent way too long on FIFA and that indie shit too.
>>340915689
>LITERALLY 0 GAMEPLAY
>SPORTS ESPORTS
>STAR WARS GETTING RAPED
>CHARITY TO FEMINISTS
F---
easily the worst conference since the Great Microsoft Fuckup
fuckiing awful
maybe the worst conference ever
worst than sony e3 2006, worst than konami 2010, worst than activision 2007
at least you can make fun of those
this was just boring
Zero games I cared about.
Zero good presentations.
Diversity and strong womyn.
Half of the conference was literally just sports crap.
Get's a straigh F. Even microshit conference is going to be better than this.
3/10 the only thing neat were the tournament features in the new EA sports games
F
Mechs looked okay
>>340915689
Battlefield 1/10
F
I could've not watched this at all, and still have the same knowledge/expectations.
is that actually all there is?
>>340916304
There was no memes.
>shit-tier games
>giving money to entitled feminists who think society owes them a job in STEM
>microtransactions
>forced diversity fueled by fear of the DASS RACISS crowd
fuck this company and anyone who buys these games. worse than people who buy overwatch.
>>340915689
I don't think you could get any worse. I hope to be proven wrong this week.
It's fucking nothing/10
>>340915689
Real shit
0/10 ?
>>340915689
null
it was >literally< nothing
2/10
only thing i wanted to see was the new mass effect but there was no gameplay video of it.
I'm fucking INSULTED
So FUCKING BAD
F. All I recall was prerendered shit and sports trash, and of course the esports thing.
SHIT
H
I
T
Fucking terrible.
+ Amy HennigCould Simon Templeman be in the new Star Wars game?
+ Nervous Swedish guy
That's the only good shit. Rest was crap
>>340915689
0/10
absolute shit
>Let's talk about games instead of showing them to you
Maybe Nintendo is right.
0/10
2/10
Wasn't expecting much either way.
Completely boring/10
Mass Effect was the only thing semi-interesting that they talked about and they didn't even do a proper full thing with it.
>>340915689
It was forgettable
Did they even announce anything new outside madden?
>milking Star Wars even further
>Titanfall: we swear there is new content edition
>Indieshit
>Sportsshit
>pre-rendered trailer of a new Battlefield
3/10 because it showed a crashing Zeppelin
really bad, even by e3 standards
>>340915689
2/10. I can't help but be interested in Battlefield 1.
>>340916214
They had free to play garbage, I forgot what it was called, but it was some shitty service to try them out.
>>340915689
0/10
Now that was a trainwreck.
>WE WUZ CHANGIN DAT WORLD!
One of the absolute worst I've seen so far. Barely any gameplay, no surprises, nothing interesting. I'd be surprised if people remember this one by the next year.
F+
Titanfall 2 looks good
>>340915804
What? FIFA story mode not enough for you!? NOTHING EVER IS!
HOW ABOUT THAT DIVERSITY DID YOU EVEN NOTICE!?
>multiple eras of star wars
>empire
>tatooine
>tie fighters
EA can go fuck themselves, so fucking sick and tired of the empire era.
YOU CAN CHANGE THE WOOOORLD
It was fucking awful. Fi looked comfy and that's literally all I liked about it. 2/10.
1/10
Whats with the lack of gameplay trailers? It is E3 not fucking sundance film festival
>>340915689
KEKOLD/10
Garbage
>no games
>cringe on top of that
>>340916625
> i think we are winning
I skipped EA. Was there anything worthwhile?
>>340915689
Absolute boring trite, I was falling asleep through most of it. I only thought titanfall 2 looked good everything else was pure trash or presented in the most shitty ways possible.
Shit.
No surprises.
Barely any Mass Effect shown.
Barely any Star Wars shown.
Honestly one of the most boring things I've ever set through in my life.
1/10
Zero
Horrible, even for EA
>>340915689
>Supporting stupid SJW Charities instead of good ones
>We are gamers
>Sports
>Fuck all on Mass Effect
>Every person was annoying as fuck
>Sports
>Memes
>Steam greenlight rip off
Could it get any worse
Complete and utter shit, same as every year.
>>340915689
It's shit.
>>340915689
They were too scared to make Battlefield 1 unique or interesting.
They have fucking auto-shotguns and assault rifles.
Literally just a reskin of Battlefield 4.
Damn I'm disapointed.
>>340915689
Literally nothing.
zzzzzzzz
>>340916995
>Everything is a meme
![Massive.Interracial.Orgy.[Watermarked]-YIFY.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4tWnki3.jpg "Massive.Interracial.Orgy.[Watermarked]-YIFY")
>>340915689
Not worse than expected.
1/10
>SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
>no gameplay
>Fe
>EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC
>DUDE STOKED LMAO
Titanfall looks fun
3/10
>>340916701
this is the memest card
Not sure why I woke up for this
>>340916214
They were speaking about TORtanic and that Mobile shit.
pretty sure it should count toward F2P garbage
i want my hour back you fucking jews / 10
there was literally no real content
Uh, I came in a bit late. What did they show?
>>340915689
1/10
IT'S SO AMAZING TO BE HERE WITH YOU GUYS
1/10 because it thankfully didn't go on too long
>>340915689
3/10
Really boring, didn't show off anything at all.
The most I can give it was that there wasnt anything offensively terrible or cringeworthy except that battlefield promo at the end with the shouting retards.
>>340915689
1/10
Legitimately one of the worst conferences I've ever seen. No new games, no gameplay, only people talking and not in the so shit it's funny way. Made me sleepy.
I WANT TO PLAY JADES GAME
>post yfw "I think we're winning!"
>>340916961
>It was fucking awful. Fi looked comfy and that's literally all I liked about it.
i agree, that at least was nice.
>>340916360
top kek
Mediocre. Mostly boring because we already knew everything.
Also:
>they actually talked about tortanic as if it wasn't the worst thing ever
0 / fucking 10
the only thing that could be good is visceral star wars or whatever other thing and those are for next year's E3 cuz they sure as hell didnt show up on this one
WE WUZ NIGGERS/10
>>340915689
It was terrible, probably not even any good memes out of it.
Is a fetish for Small Conference Humiliation a thing? Because if it is, then we've hit the jackpot.
>>340915689
10/10
fifa 17 looks fucking amazing, story mode is going to be good
fe looks like a mix of unravel and ori
madden looks better than the last game
STAR WARS GAMES!!!!!!
oh my god it feels good to be a gamer girl
>>340915689
1/10
Might be the worst EA presentation to date.
>Titan Fall off the shelf and into the trash
>45 MINUTES OF YEARLY SPORTS
>Journey meets Metroid in a fag simulator
>Maybe Star Wars if you're willing to wait six more years
>Battlefield: WE WAZ KANGS edition starring Kanye West
2/10. Only Bethesda has a chance of doing worse, but I doubt they will.
>>340915689
Where's the Battlefield 64 player stream?
C+
Improved from last year
But not much gameplay at all
I've seen better conferences hosted by rocks
WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES
>>340916625
>teleports behind you
>A bunch of titles showcased to be released next year
Just don't attend then you dicks.
D D D DOUBLE BINGO
ITS SHIT
Literally nothing was shown. All footage was shots of people working on the games still. 0/10
loadsa money
did they announce if NCAA football is coming back
F/10
Titanfall 2 - meh
Sports - not interested in the least
Mass effect - they barely touched on it
2 new Star war IPs - interested, but barely touched on it
Battlefield 1 - the only redeemable thing about the conference
Cinematic/10
>>340915689
Honestly I remember that awful Microsoft presentation when they wanted to sell kinect, with tiger licking the little girl. That was much better.
>>340915689
hot garbage / 10
>>340915689
4/10
titanfall 2 looked fucking incredible. can't wait to grapple someone in the air and then fk their shit up.
honorable mention for the song played during intermission. shit's tight.
What the fuck was that shit with all the noname Youtubers shouting marketing buzzwords at each other
Who the fuck does that appeal to
Bad news everyone,shitty sports game/10 worse press conference in existence.
>>340915689
Literally nothing
No gaems, no news, not even any decent memes
0/10, complete and utter waste of time
That might have even been worse than Nintendo's show last year.
I really hope that the other companies won't follow suit. If they do, this will be the worst E3 ever.
we should make xbock one the new meme
0/10
Got around 16 replies all in all, not bad considering I tick to quality instead of all the pathetic fucks posting nothing but bait and begging.
really weak showing
No Mass Effect gameplay
No Star Wars game shown
No new IP
>>340915689
Man, E3 is 90% shit every year. why do we get hype still?
>>340915689
When does it start?
jose mourinho / 10
>AND YOU'RE COMING WITH ME
What did he mean by this?
>>340915689
0/10
Literally one of the worst E3 conferences I've ever seen and I remember watching the PS3 unveiling shitshow.
They tell us about 2 Star Wars action adventure games and then proceed to show nothing about them.
>>340916754
>Amy Hennig is a plus
How? She fucked up Uncharted 3 big time.
Remember
We. Are. Gamers
Zzz/10
>>340917429
What memes?
IF AFTER ALL THIS
ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT
>LITERALLY SUPPORTING FEMINISM CHARITY
>RAPING STAR WARS EVEN MORE
>SPORTSSPORTSSPORTS
>0 FUCKING GAMEPLAY ON AN E3 CONFERENCE
IF ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS BUY AN EA GAME AFTER EVEN ALL THIS ILL PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND SMASH YOUR HEAD IN
THEY ARE KILLING VIDEO GAMES
>>340916625
buy jades game
>sports
>sports esports
>womyn
>shilling womyn charities
>sports
>sports rpg
>sports celebs
>behind the scenes
>celebs
Did I miss anything?
Titanfall 2 looks cool. I really liked the first one and was upset that it didn't really catch on.
The sports shit like every year takes way too long to say the exact same shit as last year.
Star Wars was just a shitty tease. It was the only thing I wanted to see.
Battlefield 1 looks like Battlefield I guess.
Mass Effect was a waste of time.2 MINUTES OF ACTUAL GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE_1/10
>>340917352
https://live.ea.com/
hasn't started yet tho
didn't watch out of 4
>>340915689
Titanfall = Cool
Mass Erect = It's okay
Everything else = kill yourself
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>>340915689
6/10
5/10 because it's all the expected things we knew, and a bonus point because it all looked very pretty.
>>340915689
As always, embarrassing.
DUDE SPORTS LMAO
DUDE CELEBRITIES LMAO
>>340915689
Battlefield 1 and Titanfall 2 look ok
don't care about sports
all that Star Wars stuff looked interesting
BUT THEY FORGOT SKATE 4
0 OUT OF FUCKING 10
>>340917525
>memes
Jade said "I can't wait to play with myself"
It was shit, but I don't expect any better from EA
Battlefield mite be cool tho
>>340915689
did you enjoy your movie trailers t. /v/?
Anything interesting regarding BF1? Footage? News?
>>340915689
SPORTS/10
>>340915689
all shit that's to be expected
Titianfall 2 was leaked already
we already know sports games are coming out
we already knew Battlefield 1 is a thing
we already knew a new Mass Effect was being made but i guess its nice we actually saw a trailer for it
and Star Wars games are to be expected
nothing new except Fe but who the fuck cares
Anyone got the video of the literal who from Fifa?
>>340916872
>>340917163
must have missed it while shitposting
So when's the next conference?
![877a2cf50feeb825fe1b2d84df01ce8c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sKrLMzd.jpg "877a2cf50feeb825fe1b2d84df01ce8c[1]")
What was the new starwars game shown?
I love how I've spent an hour watching their broadcast and not a single SECOND of gameplay were shown.
Titanfall 2 PC/PS4/Xbone is the only remotely decent news, just because it means sonyggers wont cry about it
>>340915689
I dont give a shit about the diversity angle one way or another, but this was still the worst conference I have ever seen.
Not worth a rating/10
>>340916824
>Zeppelin
You mean the Zeppelin that instantly disappeared on impact? Truly a marvelous feat.
It was fucking awful. Solid 0/10
The real question is, did anyone expect anything else from EA? Especially nowadays?
it was bad but i am just wondering how long till the 64 player gameplay of bf1
F.
WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES/10
there wasn't even so memable content like pele or the minions.
>>340915689
It wasn't even funny or memorable because of cringe. It was literally the most boring possible way they could have done a conference.
>>340917849
nothing. theyre supposedly going to show gameplay now with some epic celebrity faggot shit multiplayer game. but so far nothing but a shitty edgy trailer.
>>340915804
This. It was literally nothing, and ME: A looks laughably bad. Anyone who buys that shit should be shot. At least FIFA is trying something new, but who gives a shit.
0 gameplay/10
>>340915689
Jamie Foxx looked really unhappy to be there. They didn't actually announce anything.
The only thing I was mildly interested in was the Hennig/Raymond Star Wars game and they didn't show a thing about it except for some dapper, John Crichton looking hero walking off a ship.
On that note, in my head canon the character has Ben Browder's likeness.
Game when?
Important poll vote fast.
https://www.strawpoll.me/10469095
https://www.strawpoll.me/10469095
Too many devs in the trailers/10
>>340915689
Pic related and Titanfall 2, which looks genuinely promising.
>>340915689
D+
Fe looked neat. Barely touched upon Star Wars.
Battlefront and Titanfall 2 looked alright
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
LITERALLY TWO NEW GAMES ANNOUNCED
>>340917650
That wasn't her fault. The level design team totally shut her out of the technical process and expected her to write a story around the levels that they had designed in the order they wanted. The best writer in the world couldn't have made a good story out of that.
why/10
They just wasted money, nothing they announced was new except for that shitty looking indie game.
>>340917503
This whole new generation. Do you forget there are millions watching other people play videogames everyday.
JUST FUCK MY FOXX UP
>>340915689
>Sports
>In-game, not-in-game footage
>Fe is only game with gameplay but looks like the usual indie drivel
The only highlight was the awkward Mourinho bit in London
1/10
>>340917583
'cos we have more fun on here during the shitstorms during e3 than we do playing actual vidya games
>>340917650
Yeah, but ALL of Legacy of Kain is a big plus
>>340917957
I expected to not have 30 minutes of the conference taken up by useless sports shit, not even announcements, fucking e-sports and some literally who divegrass player.
>>340917671
During preshow
Titanfall 2 looks fun, but the rest was literally fucking nothing.
1/10.
All they showed was the same old sports franchises with a bunch of people talking about shit no one cares about, and showing next to nothing about ME:A. Oh and then there was a random 3DEEP5YOU indieshit game. Wooooooow.
So basically if you're not a Fifa, Madden, or Battlefield fan, this conference had nothing for you.
WHY THE FUCK
AM I FORCED
TO PLAY WITH A NIGGER
IN FUCKING MANCHESTER UNITED?????
>>340915689
It would be impossible to do worse without committing a crime.
0/10
when are the next conferences
>>340918134
>battlefront
Battlefield, sorry
>lots of people who don't even like games are going to show us battlefield 1
>>340915689
Fe was the only thing I liked.
I didn't care ablut the rest, I have zero faith in EA in general.
D+
literally 1/10
only saved by a slightly interesting looking Titanfall 2 campaign.
Could've saved some face by having the BF1 beta go live immediately after the conference, but nope
>>340917490
>fk their shit up
Summerfag please leave
>>340918041
>some epic celebrity faggot shit multiplayer game
What. Are they at least good at the game, or it's some retarded PR stunt? I just don't understand why anyone would ever showcase a game with celebrities.
myy friend and I decided to take a shot every time the battlefeld guy said "epic dynamic every battle plays out differently" and we're actually kinda drugk now
>>340917957
I was expecting something memorable. A special cringy bit that we get every year.
But there was nothing. It was one hour of nothing.
>>340918430
Why would a crime make it worse?
I'm pretty sure a muslim gunman attending the conference would make it a lot better.
0/10
They didn't show ANYTHING. It wasn't cringe worthy like the plants vs zombies demo, but there was literally nothing announced.
>SPORTS
>SPORTS
>SPORTS
It's just like every other EA conference.
it was sports, battlefield, mass effect and indie shit, exactly like last year
>Titanfall 2
>bioware
>muh women in tech charities
>DUDE SPORTS LMAO
>pretentious indie shit
>making a mockery of WW1
0/10
That was fucking Garbage
Even for EA standards
Atleast last year had Garden Warfare 2 and Unravel
But this had literally nothing new outside Titanfall 2 and Battlefront 2
Mass Effect and Battlefront 2 were fucking dev diaries again
and even then they barely showed any good new footage of fucking anything
Also too much black people are showing up in the post-conference
>>340918631
That's true, it was pretty disappointing in the cringe department. Hopefully Ubisoft will pick up the slack
>>340915689
absolute donkey shit
They played it safe, showing things they knew people were expecting and padding it out with sports and whatnot. Only thing that was unexpected was Fe, which looks pretty neat. Titanfall 2 looks alright from what I saw as well.
I'd rate a solid D. Nothing amazing, but it honestly could've been a lot worse. We already knew what they would show if previous e3 shows were any indication and they proved us right.
>>340918834
>But this had literally nothing new
Hey, they showed Ori 3D
>Madden is esports now
Oh baby.
>>340917957
I wasn't expecting much, but it was so boring this time. Usually they have something weird or funny to laugh at. This time it was completely serious, but in the most bland and predictable way possible.
>>340915689
10/10=1
0/10 to much shilling -ign
>>340918941
Bet on it.
literally 0/10
F+
They showed gameplay of one game.
it has fucking peta innit
>>340918631
I would say Mourinho was the cringy part.
>>340918401
Yeah, Mass Effect Andromeda and the Star Wars action/adventure game were literally all I was looking forward to hearing about, and all they did was had some devs talk about how warm and fuzzy those franchises make them feel without actually showing anything.
I really hope this is the worst of the conferences because if it's not holy shit.
>>340918683
No, it's worse. Last year had pant vs zombies and minion shitoge. They didn't even show basket ball, which is technically a third of their sport game sales.
The onyl good part is that they seem to have dropped the "female play soccer like men" aspect. Now it's all about WE-ing every franchises they have.
D-
Boring as fuck, no decent new announcements, minimal shown of the games we did want to see.
The saving grace of past conferences is either something silly or just flat out cringe and kek like Pele stealing the show and Super Brains cosplay
This was not only garbage in content, but you can't find anything funny in it at all
OH SHIT TERRY CREWS
So where the fuck do I go for Battlefield 1 footage?
0/10
This may have been the worst E3 conference I've ever seen, there was literally NOTHING of interest.
It wasn't even funny to watch in a trainwreck sorta way, it was just bland and boring.
>>340919234
I thought it was more stupid and annoying than cringy. Nothing strong enough to be memorable anyway.
>>340918405
Because racial integration will happen no matter if you like it or not.
>>340915689
>Rate it.
• Repeated "Please, stay with us! The decent shit is at the end!" to keep people remotely interested.
• Force-fed eSports bullshit no one gives a fuck about (a real winning aprroach, ask Blizzard and Red5)
• Force-fed SJW/leftists pandering bullshit reaffirming that every man with chemically-grown moobs that EA knows they are alive.
• Show DOMINATED by sports game rehashes (the EA standard)
• The Star Wars hype train everyone called months ago.
• Oh yeah, something about Titanfall...
2/10.
EA already lost E3, and they were the first streamed conference.
>>340919424
The same stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPSN9sTQCf4
White guy is interviewing a ton of black people, currently Terry crews being a PC guy
10/10 ending. Loved the shouting and noises they made.
Rest of the even was mediocre up until that point.
The SJW shit didn't help
>>340915689
2/10
A few of the games looked okay, but I know they will be shit.
>>340916214
There weren't any car games
They showed more """"Programs"""" than actual games
How the fuck do you do that
Fucking Snoop dog on stream
Absolutely fucking shit. I'm so glad I didn't watch it live, but watched euro cup instead. Just caught up on the EA conference and holy shit what a shitshow.
>wow it's fucking nothing.jpeg
this E3 is off to a bad start already
>>340918998
It looks like journey with a cat fairy.
>>340918069
Hate to make it more boring for you, but it looks like the character is just walking out of a house or a store, not a ship.
>>340915689
No MESSI/10
Fe/10
Like a career mode in sports game hasn't been done before, get real Tyrone.
>>340919659
What SJW shit? Elaborate please, didn't watch the conference.
>>340918405
>FORCED
You aren't. Don't play the game. Shit why are you playing EA garbage anyway?
Vote with your wallet.
>>340919778
I love how he was like "We're winning."
Literally only because they went first.
>>340920079
did you also miss out the part where they announced that they are donating money to TWO feminist organizations?
1.5/10 because titanfall 2 looks fun and battlefield 1 might be ok, the rest either looks awful or didn't have a chance to look awful because they didn't show any gameplay
>HEFORSHE
This one gets a fucking Z-
They failed so spectacularly hard beyond even their norm. This one isn't even one we can turn to and point and laugh at in 5-10 years, it's that fucking pathetic.
>>340920227
The charities EA plans to give money to are in great majority "Womin in tech" charities.
So a muslim walks into a gay bar
3/10
not that I expected much, we all knew that MEA was delayed until next year so I didn't expect to see much of that and DA4 isn't likely until 2018
they seemingly have some decent people like Hennig and Raymond working on star wars stuff but we'll see if anything good comes of it
Jamie Foxx and Zach Efron are high as fuck
Fucking snoop Dog?!?!??
>>340915689
3/10
3 because Mourinho was on stage. The Portuguese economy will surely get a bump from that tomorrow.
now it's famous people talking before they play and zach and jamie showed up high as fuck
>>340920335
no, since I was able to skip through I skipped the most of it because it didn't interest me (sports games and indie game). Only stuff I've seen is BF1, Mass Effect, Titan Fall and the Star Wars montage. That's pretty weak. I can't believe how much time they spent on sports games this year, are they the next BIG thing? I skipped so many minutes where they went on and on about football and american football
>>340920227
There was a part where they talked about raising money for charities that promote inclusion of women in games. That might be what he's talking about.
Not sure what the fuck he's on about with men and their fake tits. There was no mention of that at all.
>>340920468
Wow, 1 million dollars. Big fucking spender.
>no strong memes
>no interesting games or trailers
well that was kinda pointless
>>340920468
I can't believe they still don't get it. It's never going to happen if forced. Generally they're not fields that a majority of women want to get into, yet we have to keep pretending it's oppression as opposed to lack of interest.
What an awful presentation
>>340920617
That's not funny, my brother died that way.
If you guys want to see the battlefield 1 gameplay, it's about to start in the same stream
>>340919737
These last 6 or 7 E3's have been so disgusting i always feel like I'm the one who has lost. The only conference that brought any joy to my life was the legendary Konami clusterfuck.
Givens Respawn's relative independence as compared to ongoing farces like Dice and Bioware I'm looking forward to Titanfall 2, though the trailer leak this morning did take some of the wind out of their sails.
would rate: 1 game I give a fuck about/10
>>340920116
Maybe, yeah. I'm just surprised that they had zero information to share.
Pretty sure those details about an Uncharted-style TPS are going to be accurate though. I'm hoping the Respawn game is more of a hack and slash like The Force Unleashed though.
>>340915689
I didn't see the conference but that Mass Effect Andromeda trailer made it looks somewhat promising and I didn't think I could give a fuck after ME3.
If it focuses entirely on exploration like that and vehicle exploration then it's going more in the vein of ME1 which is pretty fucking great.
Still, this is Bioware and EA so my hopes are slightly above dogshit at this point.
>>340920878
Dumb question...inclusion of women in video games in-game as characters or in game development?
>>340916238
Did you even see Ubisoft last year? Good god
>>340921116
We Want All The Profit could have been a thing, but Satan didn't say it and he dressed like a homo waiting for his espresso to cool down in a sanfran café.
>>340921657
But that was better than this. Way better.
>>340921626
Game Development and technology fields in general.
I liked the idea of them donating to charity but there are much more deserving issues to fund. I'm all for women in tech but Charities don't need to be involved, especially in the first world. They can get out and get their own degrees.
>>340918586
did i use the wrong 4chan slang? stfu, i've probably been her longer than you.
>These celebrities are actually good
I thought they would be shithead normie tier, they are actually decent
>>340922016
It still reeks of SJW
>>340922023
Anon...no. Just stop now.
>game will be labeled shit because black people
>not because it's the same fucking shit as every other FPS
oh /pol-v/ never chang
Fe was decent looking.
2/10 otherwise
>>340922016
Thanks anon.
>>340922250
Ironically after the gawker threads being moved to /pol/ on Friday, I think /v/ would benefit from Poster ID's.
Why didn't EA use the money to give Mirror's Edge 2 a marketing budget instead of hiring every black celebrity under the sun to shill one game?
>>340921657
at least they had new shit like For Honor, this was fucking nothing
>>340922250
>Not shit because both.
Nice try EA
C- or D
Almost nothing but BF1 and Titanfall
>>340922230
I agree, for the reasons I stated. They're pointless charities obviously geared toward making them look good to feminists and SJWs.
I think just having Raymond and Hennig in charge of a tentpole Star Wars game would have been sufficient.
Giving it a 0/10 would literally be an insult to anyone in that tier
Things are off to a shitty start this year.
>>340922554
Because they are trying to lure in the normalfag and dudebro audience
>>340922645
>caring about what race you play as in in a video game
>>340922232
>oh you clearly don't belong here because memes and stuff hurr derp
damn, you know 4chan isn't a fucking fanclub, right?
I'd say it's garbage but garbage typically has stuff in it, and EA's show was empty as fuck.
>Literally nothing but sniper rifles and SMG's.
Wow so realistic. It's more like WW2 than WW1
1/10
Battlefield 1 was mildly decent.
>>340922928
I'm trying to save you the embarrassment of defending yourself like a faggot you dumb faggot. I'm not even that anon.
What a fucking trainwreck. You know EA fucked up bad when a fucking indie game is arguably the only decent game they had at the show.
>>340922503
>yesterday's tgt storytime allowed to continue in 6 different threads
>and this
MODS = GODS
>Ridge Racer was 10 years ago
>>340920878
>Not sure what the fuck he's on about with men and their fake tits.
When the money and fame ran out, all that is left in the vocal minority of SJWs in gaming is wannabe-women "traps".
Every SJW with real tits have taken the money and left... hence why they are all now veiled in obscurity all of the sudden. No more Kickstarters. No more public speaking. No nothing.
>>340923214
>embarrassment of defending yourself
>embarrassment
>on 4chins
to feel embarrassment, you need to possess some quantity of shame and through our virtue of being here, i'd say it's an aspect long since forgotten...for all of us.
I wanted to kill myself when they treated Singleplayer in Titanfall like an innovative and incredible featire
The only way Fe could be more generic is if it was a sidescroller.
>>340915689
>We dont have much time for everything but SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
>GUYS WHO DO SPORTS WHO DONT CARE ABOUT SPORTS GAMES
>FOOOOTBAAAAAALLL
>DUDE DIVERSITY WOMEN IN STEM CHARITY LE TRONG FEMALE CHARACTER
>the super jarring star wars fanfare after the quite melancholic trailer for Fe
>showing the same fucking trailer twice for battlefield
Giant brobot was cool though, probably the only thing I can get excited for.
A solid 3/10
>>340918623
literally brain dead nigger rappers with tattoos on their faces that cant speak english
>mfw I didn't even know there was a conference on Sunday
>>340915689
>Literally JUST
>>340925187
you deserve to suffer, weeb.
Not great desu. Needed more Mass Effect gameplay, more on the Visceral Star Wars game, a new Skate would have been great, less Fifa, less "esports", maybe new Dead Space (if there's any coming back after the shit show that was DS3), and less celebrity bullshit.
BF1/10
>>340925187
"Conference" is a very subjective term in this case; you literally missed nothing important at all.
Because literally nothing was shown.
>>340925678
Looking at this thread, it appears that way. All I care about this year is Doo Sex, the NX, and maybe KH3.
>>340925187
you missed absolutely nothing
>>340926267
Well Squeenix already had their Deus Ex bonanza...yesterday? I forget...and NX having ANY mention at E3 would be quite the shock, given Nintendo has said that it's not going to be there. KH3...maybe they'll have something? I got no idea.
Was hyped for star wars until:
"it should feature all of the characters from the films".NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A CAMEO OR TWO IS FINE BUT NOT ALL THE FUCKING CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!
>>340925187
Bethesda conference starts 4 hours from now.
e3countdown(.)com
Keep track of the conferences for the week with links to the streams.
no road rash/10
>>340926889
Maybe Nintendo will, by an even bigger miracle, announce EBA2? An actual Metroid game?I'm gonna be at work during the other major conferences, so eh.
I'm considering going to bed, since E3 this year hasn't really impressed me thus far.
Is there a realistic chance that a new elder scrolls game will be announced? I'm so tired.
>>340928632
>Is there a realistic chance that a new elder scrolls game will be announced?
No fucking way. Not a main series installment anyway.
This is the worst conference I have ever seen.
I say worst because there wasn't even a "so bad it's funny" moment. It was truly awful.
>>340928632
>E3 this year hasn't really impressed me thus far
There's literally been one conference.
3/10 there wasn't enough diversity
>>340929327
oh. Is there any reason to be hyped for the bethesda showcase at all then?
>>340928632
>Is there a realistic chance that a new elder scrolls game will be announced?
Yes, but your wish is cursed by the monkey paw. You'll find out why eventually.
>>340929380
I feel the same way.
I was hoping the delay in the beginning was at least going to cause some kind of embarrassing technical difficulties moment but nope.
The only things that happened that were marginally funny were the black soccer guy's mic not being on, and the cringy kid with a broken arm or whatever.
who cares?/10
0 memes.
0/10
ubisoft is where the memes come in
>>340930769
i hope we get to see the tall dark meme lady again
Not horrible but completely mediocre. 4/10. At least it was way better than last year's.
>>340915689
>Titanfall 2
Single player looks kind of cool.
>ME:A
Showed us pretty much fucking nothing.
>SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
>ESPORTS SPORTS
>MORE SPORTS
>Fe
Had nothing to do with iron.
>Star Wars
LOOK AT HOW MUCH WE LOVE STAR WARS GUYS
At this point it was about a 3/10
Then they had a full several minutes of youtubers screaming at each other going into a lineup of awkward interviews with celebs who were almost all exclusively black and played with controllers for the gameplay exhibition.
At that point it dropped to a 0/10.
>>340915689
120 dollars out of 100 dollars.
F
Too many niggers.
