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Titanfall 2 is the only exciting thing announced so far.
fuck austin walker
First for Drew/Alexis
First for Austin
>European war
>Fought by European men
>On European land
>With European dead
>For a European future
>For European reasons
Nope. We women and black Americans, now.
Literally re-writing history what a disgrace
wtf is this
Jamie Foxx is a high level influencer.
>that awkward handshake
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016pressea_1_1400@46333?
At least Austin isn't reading Twitter constantly and spoiling what comes up next like last year.
If you think this comic is funny you are what's wrong with the giantbomb fanbase.
DYNAMIC WEATHER
I want to sniff Mary's farts!
>>340913836
European here, who gives a fuck?
Don't worry, I'm sure that if there were World War 1 veterans, they wouldn't give a fuck either.
>>340913836
>On European land
> Yeah sure, I love Call of Duty - Jamie Foxx
Alright Austin that was pretty good.
I thought dynamic weather was already in Battlefield?
>>340913836
Game features WW2 uniform/patches and weaponry, Don't expect historic accuracy from Dice.
"Ultimate Vehicles"
Oh no...
EPIC, EPIC FOR THE WIN
>its a paid celebrity endorsement episode
>>340914249
there's like a couple of night time maps in 4, that's about it
>>340913836
HOL UP
SO U BE SAYIN
What's this about a new Star Wars game?
>>340914249
Paracel Storm would get... more stormy. That's about it I think?
>>340914249
It was suppose to be a big thing in BF3 but they barely used it, hell they barely used it in BF4 either. They squander their engine and it's possibilities.
> Let's play shitty rap music during one of the most depressing wars in history.
>this gay ass music
Nice thing about Battlefield 1 is that air combat will be good again, instead of awkward slow jet fighters.
>>340914792
That's probably what I remember then. I haven't really played them, just heard the press conferences.
Well I'm glad EA went first to get the worst press conference of E3 out of the way. No way anything this week is worse than this shit.
>>340914867
Utter disgrace
>>340914563
Dead Space guys making one that comes out 2018, with Uncharted/Legacy of Kain writer/director
Respawn Entertainment aka Titanfall guys doing a third person action game that has lightsabers- 2017 or 2018
I wonder where all the people that thought how shit the wubbed up battlefield theme was
what about now, how do you liek your rap
>No deadspace 4
I JUST WANT THEM TO FIX IT FIX IT YOU FUCKS
>>340914962
>what is ubisoft
>>340914867
It was a glorious war, because America joined in the last 5 minutes and claimed the victory :^)
wait what, that's it? they showed literally nothing?
1 hour for 2 cool videos of Titanfall 2, one of which had already leaked.
>>340914962
True, I'm looking forward to some more Kickstarter announcements from Sony
We got our bingo!
probably the most boring conference I've ever seen
Well, that was fun.
>>340914962
Ubisoft
>>340915191
He posted on his american made internet <3
So that was it, huh
>>340915176
Ubisoft is at least entertaining.
>tfw you can play on the Balkan front as the Serbs
>>340915648
That's what she said!
>austins mantits poking out
Well that was fucking shit.
>>340915537
>F2P
When did this happen?
i havent watch giantbomb since last e3, jeff lost weight and so did brad. vinny looks like he been working out too. good on them
>>340915537
Wow, they didn't have a single second of Sims 4 shilling. Surprised.
>>340915753
surprise, hes a fat fuck
>>340915676
>tfw you can ethnically cleanse Slav and Balkan niggers
>>340915676
>30% chance to die of typhoid fever
>>340914932
I can't find it but battlefield 3 had this great video showing snow storm rain different effects the engine could do. Then they implemented nothing of it into the game.
It's all frustrating how much they squander things.
>>340915537
What was your meme and free to play garbage?
Surprised there were no car games or NFS
>>340916216
f2p is that star wars mobile game
So what's next?
>>340915945
Star War Galaxy of Heroes F2P mobile game
>>340916216
That terrible Alex Hunter thing, YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME!
>>340916216
that star wars mobile game
>>340915676
>>340916459
1 hour of Battlefield 1 gameplay
I don't watch the Giant Bomb E3 streams until later, because I want to be able to fucking hear and see what's happening.
How were they? How annoying was the cancerous fucking Giant Bomb East team of Alex and Austin?
>>340916459
death
>>340915635
Powered by the European invented electricity ;)
>>340915191
>canada in it from the beginning
>not even allowed to sign the treaty of versailles
fuck this country
How many bongs until bethesda?
>>340916647
Alex is normal annoying shit
Austin is fine like last year
>>340914962
Ubisoft is always worst. Prepare yourself.
>>340916647
It's been fine so far
Did not a single thing get announced?
>I think we're winning.
EA are incompetent.
>>340916706
Thanks for the electricity m8, now you should thank me for winning your war.
>>340915653
Nha, I've never been able to watch their presentation sober and I've never made it to the end.
>>340916991
Does the FIFA story mode count? There was the FE game as well.
>>340914039
>oglaf
>giantbomb
>similar
Well, I mean.. Oglaf's done dog fucking comics, right?
>you're gonna love your Titan
based dan trying to stamp out anime where he finds it
fuck anime
>>340916465
I put that under bizarre, wasn't memey for me. Just weird.
Best E3 conference so far this year desu.
>>340916991
not that we didn't know of
the culture of early leaks to build up hype and preorders kinda lessens the impact of trade shows reveals
>>340916798
Can you blame the rest of the world for not letting us? They knew this shit would happen.
>>340916647
>>340916819
It would've been a whole lot worse of Alex had access to Twitter.
>>340916819
>>340916912
Good to hear.
I actually have liked Austin more over time, but he annoyed me a lot when he first started for whatever reason. I don't know if he got better or if I just got used to him.
>>340917170
>fifa story mode
Did they not learn from 2k's mistake? Never put story modes in sports games
>>340917128
Hate that I always miss out on the few conferences I care a little about.
Aww racism hurt their feefees
lol why do i even come back
Titanfall 2 was pretty cool. I wonder if the devs are finally calling their mechs "mechs", or if they're still in the closet about their mechness.
>>340916991
Fe counts i guess
NEW E3 DRINKING GAME
TAKE A SHOT EVERY TIME AUSTIN BOBS HIS HEAD TO RAP MUSIC TO REMIND US HE IS BLACK
>>340917063
>winning
>literally jumping in last 5 minutes
>ww2
>same
>claim victory after nuking civilians
>then try a war yourself for once
>Vietnam
>biggest blunder of the 20st century
>try again in Afghanistan
>biggest blunder of the 21st century
>now terrible embarrassment in Iraq
>tfw you realize America literally can't do anything on its own
>that obvious coca cola can on the table placed right in front of the camera
Why do you retards watch this dogshit?
>>340917376
Agreed
Islam isn't a race.
>>340917707
>Youtube coments were mean :(:(
I expected better from Vinny.
>>340917747
He's not even the blackest person there right now
Austin isn't half as bad as you faggots make him out to be. Calm your fucking tits jesus christ.
>>340917616
He tones down his shit when he's with the West coast team. He still flares up badly at times but it seems fewer and farther between.
>le mechanical apartheid face
Austin's gay right? They hired him because gay+"black" to just fill the diversity quota. Right?
>>340917616
Austin has some faggot shit opinions but he's usually not pitchfork tier with it and usually not too bad. He just tries too hard to discuss things in a """"""""nuanced"""""""""" way when it's really just whining.
The worst thing about him is he has 0 self awareness.
Titanfall 2 looks fucking awesome.
>>340917991
yes he is gay
>>340917831
iraq was "won" in a month you dunce
also what is desert storm
>>340917643
Yeah, I'll probably miss MS, Sony and Ubi tomorrow, shitsux.
>>340918109
source
>>340917854
You think coca cola is actually sponsoring this stream or something? For fucks sake you cannot be this disconnected with reality mate.
>>340917927
he's not but hes still a massive faggot when he pushes his personal shit. He actually has decent taste in shit though unlike Alex who is fucking ridiculous
>>340917831
That's politics holding us back. We could turn those countries into glass at this point or literally light them on fire with conventional weapons but mah civilians, which you just brought up in your post.
>>claim victory after nuking civilians
>>340918092
I'm thinking about buying a console later this year, that new Titanfall 2 might be my first buy
dan looks like he's gonna have a panic attack any second :(
>>340917927
On their podcast last week, Austin spent 10 minutes calling this Pharah skin problematic.
>>340918092
SP was what it needed. Anything else about MP was meh
Why is the front cover for Battlefield 1 an African American?
Also, heavy tanks weren't even around until 1917 and they weren't fast and weren't practical and couldn't cross rough terrain.
>>340917927
he is
>>340918150
>iraq was "won"
EL o EL
I missed Squeenix, what happened?
>>340918189
his wife
> We got more people
Do black guys like Battelfield?
What's with all the ethnics
>i'm ready to start nigging out and looting
wow shocking
>all these rappers
>>340917927
>um excuse me i studied under "academics of play" so i think i know why your overwatch skin problematic, sweaty uwu
>>340918374
Good thing the comments section shat on them for it.
Is that the guy from fast and furious?
>4 out of 5 people interviewed for BF are black
What?
>I'm a vet
?????
>>340917854
How dare they drink coke?
WE
>suddenly a dozen random niggers
>>340918374
Can't bring myself to listen to the East podcast. To bad Vinny is trapped there
>>340918240
Look at the stream you fucking retard. There are two cans placed on the table. One is being drank, the other is just placed there with the logo facing the camera. That is baby's first product placement.
>>340918660
Thank him for his service, boi
>>340918439
saddam's regime collapsed very quick and it was over
>>340918242
>every time he mentions a guest writer on the site it's 100% of the time one of his personal friends
giantbomb condones nepotism
>>340918374
It was actually someone sending an email talking about how that skin is all over the place in terms of native cultures, and all of them saying how Blizzard should have put more effort into it while also praising Overwatch constantly.
>>340918802
jesus you are really deluded
They literally could not get worse celebrities to do this.
TANKS
>>340918374
She's literally not even supposed to be Amerindian, though
>>340918374
kek almighty. That's best pharah skin.
I should get upset a swedish dwarf is appropriating american biker culture.
Liberalism has gone too far
Was that The Game? Why the fuck is he there?
GRENADE GAME
>>340918370
Why the fuck did Dan decide to become a personality for a video content and podcast website if he's going to be all "muh anxiety"? He's been there long enough to get over it!
WE WUZ BATTLEFIED 1 BETA TESTERS AN SHIT
>>340918374
He said that it's problematic because it's a fucking lazy move by the developer which is true.
>>340918741
Chat is disabled for this live stream
Lol they disabled the live stream after they mentioned ww1.
>>340918370
Dan is such a fucking faggot, holy shit.
>>340918374
two weeks ago, i didn't listen though.
>>340918741
understandable but this last week was a lot better because no alex
>>340919028
yeah. the game and tyrese.
>>340917854
>>340918802
so this is the power of autism
>>340918871
Giant Bomb literally IS nepotism.
Everyone who works there got their job by being a friend of the other.
>>340917747
also take a shot every time a black person comes on screen and austin perks his head up
this is goddamn ridiculous
hang on is this gonna be a blacks vs whites game?
They couldn't be less subtle about all this black shit.
This is better than the conference.
>>340918370
>panic attack
>surrounded by friends and just bullshitting about games as always
literally why
this is pretty funny actually
>>340918913
Do you work for GB or something? Why are you so defensive over this? Accept reality pal, that's obvious product placement
>>340919026
>That's best pharah skin.
The mech skin is the best pharah skin.
Followed by Anubis.
And then that skin.
Get some taste.
Terry Crews is the best.
WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GET ALL THESE CELEBRITIES
Terry Crews is a bro
>>340919406
Panic attack and anxiety is pure faggotry
>t-trust me, its a mental illness
Did EA think this red carpet shit was a good idea?
>>340919431
lol k kiddo
go back to /pol/
>>340918878
Two special snowflake mad ass Indians whining about their badass skin being an amalgamation of several different tribes while a bunch of heroes don't even have lines in their native language.
KEYBOARD AND MOUSE BOYS
>>340919537
Ohhhh Shiiiiiiit.
PROFESSIONALLY PUMPED
> WW1 game with Terry Crews
Oh shit
Is this still Bingo territory? I think I have my meme.
>>340919118
Oh shit how did I miss that? And now that got Terry Crews
>>340919182
Dan and Jason weren't friends with the staff
Drew was an intern
They didn't know Rorie either
But Austin is basically just writing his friends checks on CBSs dime
>>340919403
It actually is
>>340919379
>more black people in this game than saw combat in WW1
So this is the Battlefield community
TERRY CREWS MASTER RACE
TC is a K&M holy shit.
Can someone explain why 90% of the people they interview are nignogs?
>terry crews is mustard race
My nigga
I want to fucking die.
This coat is expensive.
>>340919406
he's written books about this shit. Probably gets nervous because he's overthinking people like us (the thread) judging every single thing he and everyone else does
anxiety sucks.
>>340919581
Called the agent and said have some money to show up
>>340918878
Austin was in full agreement with the emailer and was doing his best to express it while not angering all the listeners. He'll probably more unrestrained if he talks about it on twitter, similar to the whole "mechanical apartheid" thing.
The e-mailer's mom sounds cool, though.
>I wish I had a jetpack
SNOOP DAWG
SNOOOOOOP
SNOOP
N
O
O
P
>>340913381
THE KEK MEME IS REAL
WHY IS SNOOP HERE
>>340918407
Oh, I'm definitely still more interested in MP. The Single Player will last like 4 hours at most.
SNOOP IN THE BUILDING
>>340919026
Don't forget the pirate outfit, Swedish chef and Ikea spray.
NO I WANT TO SEE SNOOP
>>340919786
>They didn't know Rorie either
>Dan and Jason weren't friends with the staff
How new are you?
>>340919431
Diet Coke has been a staple of GiantBomb for many years.
B L A C K E D
>>340919581
they are in la, lots of celebrities live in la.
>>340919879
black people love battlefield
DUDE WEED LMAO
Who the fuck did EA hire who managed to drag in all these celebrities?
who are all of this fucker niggers
imagine if MC Ride was there
oh right I just realized dan isn't drinking this E3 so he's going to be quiet and have anxiety all the time
>>340919879
Niggers must play a lot of Battlefield
What the fuck is even going on. And why cant this guy just look straight into the camera.
>TERRY CREWS IS A KEYBOARD MAN LIKE ME
HELL FUCKING YES
So when is Tyler the Creator and Rocky gonna show up?
>>340919786
>Dan and Jason weren't friends with the staff
they'd met and hung out before at previous gaming events
>They didn't know Rorie either
I'm just listening through the start of the GB podcasts and they've mentioned Matt Rorie from Obsidian several times over different episodes
WHAT IS
T H I S
H
I
S
terry crews fucking master race my dudes
PISS KLALIFA
>>340920416
>Tyler the Creator and Rocky
Oh god please yes.
I can't watch this.
this is awkward
things getting way too black for austin
EA fucking sucks major dick, worst conference ever
Are Jamie Foxx and Zac Efron 4ft tall or something?
>>340920507
its the best part of e3 so far
Is that stiffler? or who is that?
WE
this is the worst conference I've seen, not even Ubisoft will top this
swag courage
SERVED
>>340920032
yeah, but it looks cool. Getting mad over that shit is fucking ridiculous.
>>340920692
I cant contain my 2nd degree cringe
FUCK
WILL OBAMA SHOW UP?
High school musical is going to bring the pain
>watching the celebrity endorsement segment
Efronlets, when will they learn?
chchchchchchchch
FUCKING FINALLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h92IugKQVgg&feature=youtu.be&t=413
WEEEEEEEEEEED!
All these celebs are actually high right now
>>340920752
WAS
>>340917882
Those shitheads finally broke him
>>340919951
All of them were. The guys that wrote the email didn't seemed like angry internet people too, the whole thing was pretty low key.
JAMIE FOX CLEARLY JUST DID A LINE OF COCAINE
>>340920871
Which is why Swedes aren't crying their eyes out over it.
i actually kinda wanna buy battlefield now
wtf is wrong with me
>>340920891
>obama
>black
shiggy diggy doo
honestly what in the shit is this even? what's with all the fucking celebs? who thought this was a good idea?
is this unironically the worst E3 conference ever?
ONE HOUR OF GAMEPLAY FROM THESE COOL DUDES HERE WE GO
>that terrible post-commentary
>faggots talking over snoop
god damn shut the fuck up you fucking idiots god you are such worthless ecelebs with the absolute worst fucking commentary
this is all terrible and not what video games should have become
I admit I laughed.
WEED
E
E
D
I'M BLACK!
DON'T FORGET YOU GUYS
I AM A BLACK MALE!
>>340921219
Explain
I don't remember E3 having this many fucking celebrities.
>You MAY SOME DAY play Battlefield with Terry Crews on PC
>>340921213
Why are you watching then?
>>340921152
honorary bedouin warrior
>>340921213
Implying we give a fuck up lion
>>340921137
The power of celebrities
>>340921213
snoop is a fucking reddit meme, who gives a fuck what he says.
that nigger looks exactly like austin
>>340921127
Austin has to get upset on behalf of the native american community tho. That's how you know he's a good, sincere guy.
>>340921331
EA has a lot of money.
Oh so they have Battlefield youtubers (LevelCapGaming, etc) there too
So it's going to be like 10 "pro gamerz" and 50 celebs who are baked
>>340921331
video games are the highest grossing industry in the world by a fuckton
endorsements are completely normal
EA just won E3 with this stunt.
WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE?
>>340921331
Have you ever watched an E3 conference before? EA in particular usually has loads of rappers and sports figures. Remember when they interviewed Pele for 10 minutes last year?
>>340921309
>relationships between play and labor
huh?
>>340921309
a phd candidate doesn't mean he has a degree kek
>>340921495
prepping the lobby! more like prepping the bull am i rite?
>>340921309
D E B T
>>340921318
Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa said they had a secret weapon they were bringing in.
>>340919786
>Dan and Jason weren't friends with the staff
Jeff donated money to Dan's various crowdfunding campaigns for his shit books
PREPPING THElobby
>>340921331
This isn't technically part of E3.
GAMEPLAY
WUZ
KANGS
>>340921213
the stream went dead for snoop
looks grey as shit
>>340921662
it means he has a master's but doesn't have a phd.
Also that guy just randomly hopping on a turret, what are you even doing?
>want to show of your game
>pick the fog map
>>340921703
>self admitted socialist
disgusting
>>340921934
>implying they didn't do that on purpose to hide parts of the game
this looks like shit, it's nothing like the trailers
fuck this fog garbage
what the fuck is this shit
> Everyone is black when you turns the lights down
>>340922045
>tfw the whole trailer was a bullshot
Looks like a 2010 game
>>340922057
>>340922045
>it's nothing like the trailers
This your first E3 champ?
love how much austin triggers gamerkin
Please remember to put "Giant Bomb" in the subject. Going to bed and wanna read em when I wake up.
>fast ww1 tanks
The fuck is going on.
the way that jeff was trying to impersonate jamie foxx just shows how problematic GB is. Appropriating ebonics is not fucking cool.
I'm literally shaking right now.
>no swastikas
dropped so fucking hard DICE drank the kool aid a bit too much
PRE-ALPHA
>>340922285
>gamerkin
is this the new goobergater
>>340921064
That's just as bad, honestly. The whole "starting a conversation" thing on the basis that someone somewhere _might_ be offended is just a passive-aggressive means of bullying others into their overly-sensitive ideology.
>>340922308
Austin pls. He's sitting right next to you
>>340922331
2/10 bait, step your game up nigger
>>340922291
I will, my man.
they're making this look terrible
>no team play, just everyone running around aimlessly
YEP ITS BATTLEFIELD
>TANKS TANKS TANKS TANKS TANKS TANKS
TANKS WERE NOT THAT IMPORTANT IN WW1
FUCK
>handheld machine guns
>WW1
>not Alt History
kek.
>Pre alpha
Why do they always call early stuff that? Actual early footage is shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgRUJqrBVIM
>>340922551
Everyone is too high to play as a team
>>340922701
>I know absolutely nothing yet still talk the post
Did Snoop have something in his mouth?
>>340921649
It's ten times more this year.
>>340922805
Tabaco
>>340922706
the same way beta now means demo
concept=pre-alpha
pre-alpha=alpha
Alpha=beta
beta=demo
>>340922706
because the game is in pre-alpha overall they just put in some work on this specific level and made a build for this event.
EA WON E3
this looks ok
>>340922805
His secret weapon
WEED
This looks nothing like WW1. Look at the fucking speed of that tank.
holy shit that shot of snoop was too good
>>340922701
that's the MP18, a german SMG that was in service late in the war
>>340922913
>Tobacco
lel
>>340922409
I at least didn't feel like it was a passive aggressive thing at all. They just wished Blizzard had put more effort into that skin. And the emailers themselves were pretty apologetic for even sending it.
Snoop is tripping balls
Snoop is Lit!
>Snoop high af, running into a wall
Holy shit kill me
>>340922798
>being a sjw shill
Fuck off cunt.
>invite all nigs to play game
>start smoking weed instantly
can't make this shit up!
>>340923041
Go read a history book nerd.
>>340922437
that shaking you saw was just diabetes winning
CINEMATIC
ESPORTS
ANGLES
Look at those fucking propellers.
>>340923108
>retard denies history and yet I'm the SJW
>>340922706
Oh man, the jet black suit is way hotter
STONE MOUNTAIN? MORE LIKE STONER MOUNTAIN
>>340922913
Hes eating maple leafs for some reason
>>340923164
It won't look like this in the final game. It can't.
Was that Terry...?
Snoop is fucking done
I don't think Terry is playing.
>Cut to Snoop Dog
>Running back and forth into a wall
Perfect
Where's the trench gun.
>>340923164
they looked terrrrrible until they got right next to them. jesus
Crash the damn blimp already.
>www1
>iron sights
> Terry Cruz kicking ass. Change camera to Snoop moving around in a circle.
This is amazing.
this is literally battlefront
>>340923164
you mean those jpegs?
Go get em Crews
>>340923523
good job not knowing what the word literally means
>that terry crews keyboard hand positioning
I am dying
good for him for not being a controller baby though
>>340923478
>ww1
>guns
>people
>planes
What is this alt history bullshit???
I just woke up, why is Snoop Dog playing Battlefield 1
>Good Parachute in WW1
What?
>>340923497
Terry Crews is the only one who isn't stoned off of his fucking ass.
>Zac Efron completely out of his comfort zone
top kek
HIGHschool Musical
>>340923654
not even exaggerating here this could easily be a battlefront mod
>>340919182
Gee who would've thought that someone who spent nearly a decade freelancing got to know a bunch of freelance writers huh that's really shocking
Alternately
Huh a personality based website hires people they gave gotten to know personally, because they need specific personality types for their format oh wow Gee whiz
Stop being salty that you aren't games press
>>340923757
I think just being around Snoop causes a contact high.
Get em Ted Cruz!
>>340923828
that changes every model, map, overall graphics, and the whole physic engine?
it looks like a battlefield game
>>340923852
Did you get the bit where they all pointed at it?
The graphics are kinda meh.
It's just a new skin over Battlefront, not enough new stuff.
>>340923947
>>340923654
oh, it seems I had two google definitions in that folder and clicked the wrong one.
>>340923860
>Stop being salty that you aren't games press
I thank god every day that im not games press
>>340923860
Nice projecting. I was stating a fact.
>>340923678
what'd it look like? there's a lot of acceptable positioning
Is this real life?
I just started watching.
How many fucking celebrities are there?
>>340924012
I just got the link from chat. I have no idea to get a webm from streaming video.
>>340924169
Not all that bad.
>>340924253
All of them.
Maybe i should just play Verdun instead.
>>340924187
>Terry Crews worst on his team
Poor guy.
>>340924187
Doom49 with 22-1 wew wtf
>>340924323
He had his left fingers on W, A and D and his right hand using the mouse. Looked 100% fine to me.
>>340924401
>Verdun
Don't
when is bethesda?
>battlefield
>just get shot from a mile away
>spawn and get blown up by a tank
what a fun game.
>>340924187
looks like Doom49 is literally the only guy who plays games in his spare time
>>340924187
>terrycrews
>0 / 3
u-us pc fags right
>>340924323
that's what i thought. i slant my keyboard counterclockwise about 30 degrees or so and some think that's weird. at least it seemed like terry was getting some kills or assists with that rifle
>>340924187
>Snoop Dog
>0 kills, 0 deaths
kek he did fucking nothing the entire game
>>340924323
Looks like he's used to keyboards that bend like Logitech. I'd probably have the same awkward placement.
>>340924567
Maybe if Jeff sucked EA and Bethesda cock's he could have got invited as a celeb.
>>340924640
He was on the winning team assisting like a pro. Don't hate.
>>340924470
when playing against a bunch of high niggers thats not really an accomplishment
he probably just spawn camped that little twink efron
>>340924713
not enough biceps
>celebirty pandering for stupid people
goddamn it every e3
Isnt 6:30 PT in 3.5 hours not 2.5?
>>340924187
did zac effron seriously get the only celebrity kill?
Any other decent streams on rn?
>>340924187
>Snoop Dogg
>0/0
>Zac Effron
>1/6
>Tyrese
>0/4
>Jamie Foxx
>0/5
>Lupe Fiasco
>0/5
>>340924713
what a shitter
>>340924894
3.75
>>340924727
Which celeb did the best?
>>340924727
>everyone is dick riding terry crews for kb+m
>terry is at the bottom
>>340925023
Yes but the GB crew said "a little bit more than 2 and a half hours"
>fast paced ww1 game where tanks are hyper fast that's being commented by casters and played by celebrities whom half are black stoners
What a time to be alive.
>>340925025
really I link you the list of celebs and instead of looking at it you ask me? For what purpose?
>>340924935
Richard Sherman (american football) got 2-7 and Wiz Khalifa got 2-5
>11 PM
>Bethesda's Press Conference is at 2:30 AM
>I'm probably gonna fall asleep before Bethesda's conference
Fuck me, I'm looking forward to Dishonored 2. Hold on, body.
>>340924567
Snipers haven't been an issue in Battlefield since like... the first one.
are jeff and alex satanists?
>>340925043
Didn't have time to adjust his sensitivity bruh
>>340924727
>Doom49 joins the game
>>340924939
>major nelson
>1/7
smdh
>>340924401
>Verdun
Why the fuck would you do that?
>>340925167
Yea but I'm in cali and telling you when it actually is. I don't care what they said. It's in about 218 minutes.
>>340925220
I can't read :*(
My text to speech program can't parse images
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>340925430
Yes I was just verifying that they were an hour off.
>>340924187
>Willirex
How
So GB will only be back for bethesda now, anyone else has any recommendations for other streams to watch meanwhile? Who else is doing E3 commentary?
>>340924727
>Gavinfree
Holy shit, Gavin was there?
>that terrible commentary
>these are paid professionals
>LULZZZ WEED BRO!!! XDD!!111 SO CRINGE LULZZZz
>>340924187
when did battlefield stop using assists on the scoreboard? i guess it hasn't been a team game since i last played it.
>>340924187
>Lupe Fiasco
Straight busta
>>340925380
>Jamie Foxx joins your squad
>>340925630
Yep, that's exactly how it went and you are not at all exeggarating. Man they were just shouting "Weed, weed, weed" the whole time. Yep, you're right. Yep.
>>340925292
i haven't played since... 2, I think. I just don't see how it's acceptable game design to just have such non-conflict happen. It just seems more sandbox than competitive. If shit happens, shit happens and you go "oh, ok"
>>340925947
its not exaggerating
they were awful and it was shit commentary
youre a pleb for liking them or even thinking any of that shit was funny
That looked like some fucked up alternate reality rather than WW1.
>>340921703
>pay for something
>get exactly what you pay for
>complain about the price years after you paid for it
Why do people do this?
>>340926232
Pic related?
>An argument between Jeff and Alex was so heated it reportedly led to the studio being shut down for the day. Jeff allegedly said: "I get why you're here (Dan), and you've got talent (Austin)... but what in the hell are you doing here. You're not funny!"
Why is Alex so shit?
Would you have been more or less excited if instead of Battlefield 1 they revealed Battlefield: Bad Company 1914?
>>340926183
It's a good analogy of what people today think world war 1 was like.
>>340925630
>professionals
>>340926414
Source?
>>340926167
And you're a nigger who's dead inside. What's your point, faggot?
>yeah its authentic guys really!
>setting is authentic
>gameplay is complete anarchy casual non-sense from battlefront
th-thanks
>>340926414
Alex always seems like he's a few seconds away from killing himself on camera.
>>340915653
>hammy shit acting
>ass creed
>MEMES XD
>aisha fucking tyler
>entertaining
If your two entertainment options are watching Ubisoft's conference or ramming your arm into a meat grinder then sure, it's entertaining.
>>340926232
Because the cost of college education is something worth talking about in this country. It's ridiculous.
>>340926723
What did you expect from a Battlefield game? Just turn your brain off and have fun, geez.
I dont get how they all just dump on anything japanese or remotely unique or new but then come out impressed and intrigued by every brown fps shooter
Especially jeff. Like how
Did you guys honestly believe the WW1 setting would amount to anything more than a texture pack? A realistic WW1 shooter would be about as much fun as telling someone that you're responsible for the death of a loved one. Trench warfare is fucking miserable.
>>340926232
>make a post
>attach a cute anime girl pic to it so I think a girl is replying to me and get a boner
Why do people do this?
>>340926232post more socks
>>340926414
Jeff and Alex have been butt buddies for like 20 years.
>>340926793
I should clarify that its entertaining to watch drunk with friends in mumble BECAUSE it's so awful. And honestly, if that's not what you're watching E3 for I don't really know WHAT you're watching it for.
This was just boring.
>>340926723
>Implying normalfags want to play anything more than that
They now their audience
>>340926981
Because they have different tastes.
>>340927014
Looks like someone hasn't heard of Verdun.
>>340921309
Jeff has even more than that you alarmist faggot
>>340926981
They have shit taste.
Welcome to games "journalism".
>>340926530
i was there. Jeff said that about his oldest friend.
Authenticity aside, Battlefield 1 looks pretty fun.
>>340927169
>people still whiteknighting these cancerous lefitsts this hard
So this is the power of the autist friend sim.
>>340926530
>>340926789
>>340927062
It's a quote Bill Murray allegedly said about the women starring in the Charlie's Angels film.
>>340926836
A bachelors degree is now 150k in 2025 but its okay hehe just charge it to financial aid bro XD
Don't forget to charge +20K for Study Abroad you need to be cultured to get a job now goyim XD
>>340927221
Considered by most scholars to be the most fun battle in the history of warfare.
>>340926981
Utter disregard of Japanese games is a fault of most of games journalism, really.
It's one reason why I'm actually very refreshed by the Friendcast.
>>340927221
I have and it's not fun to play.
>>340927302
"Austin is a nigger." -Jeff 2016
Source: Me, I was there when he said it.
See? I can make things up too!
>>340927014
>A realistic WW1 shooter would be about as much fun as telling someone that you're responsible for the death of a loved one.
Unlike other wars amirite
>>340927221
Verdun is really shit though. Fucking World War 1 Source was better than that heap of garbage.
>>340927493
Wew. Calm down.
>>340927070
Fair enough. Would have done a drinking game for EA if it weren't so damn early. But that's just me.
>even remotely anime
>oh my god this is shit
>call of battletitan 9 gunwarfare
>wow amazing goty!
Thwy literally only lile generic shooters. And the most boring possible ones
>>340926414
I heard Jeff once got so drunk he started cursing at Alex, saying he was the reason he got fired from Gamespot, and how he was dragging everyone down, whole thing because Alex was hooking up with Jeff's girlfriend. The whole thing lead to Alex going to Harmonix.
>>340927580
What's a good Japanese game that came out in the last two months?
>>340927601
what the fuck jeff
>>340927657
WW2 was literally Fun Vacations With Your Mates: The War
>>340926981
Titanfall 2 is anime as fuck, what are you talking about?
>>340927921
I didn't get drunk for this one becauseI have an exam in the morning and didn't want to get hungover, but honestly I think it's a vital part of the E3 experience.
I can't imagine how awful it would be to watch the entire conference sober.
>>340927367
I agree.
>>340928040
Dark Souls.
>>340928167
What about living an entire life sober?
>>340928070
Stop being a fucking idiot for 2 secones /v/, please
>>340926981
>>340927580
yeah jeff sure is a sjw who hates japanese games which is why he always he always highlights obscure all-girl bouncing boob japanese fighting games
>>340928167
>I can't imagine how awful it would be to watch the entire conference sober.
I do it every year, it makes other pains more tolerable.
>>340928302
As long as you avoid E3 it would probably be fine.
>>340927580
by japanese games you mean "overtly anime games that are inherently revolting to anyone who isnt a weeb"
>>340928293
You're telling me Dark Souls hasn't been covered to death on every corner of the internet?
>>340928347
Nah fuck you it is.
>>340928167
I did that last year for the entirety of the conferences.
Ubisoft while sober? Fffffffffuck, dude.
>>340928348
>yeah jeff sure is a sjw
Jeff is objectively SJW as fuck.
>>340927601
subtlety is your speciality, i see.
>>340928206
Did you see the entering/exiting vehicles animations? Hopefully you can shoot them during that, finally an end to instant-in instant-out trickery
>>340928547
Nah, Gone Home is pretty great.
Bioshock Infinite on the other hand.
>>340927580
>Metal Gear Solid V
>Street Fighter V
>Dark Souls III
Yeah people don't cover Senran Kagura or weeb game of the month
>>340928729
You can, Doom49 said so on his video he just put up
>>340928547
How do you people function in real life? I just don't understand.
>>340928780
>Nah, Gone Home is pretty great.
You are in the wrong place.
>>340928547
fuck off. Gone Home actually is great for what it is.
inb4
>le 1 minute
>le parrot /v/
>>>>>""""sjw""""
not every game panders to /v/. I'm one of the people itt shitting on austin's liberalism btw.
>>340929023
>great for what it is.
And what is it?
>>340928547
NOOOOOO I DON'T AGREE WITH 100% OF EVERYTHING THIS PERSON HAS EVER DONE OR SAID OR THOUGHT
I CANNOT LIKE THEIR CONTENT NOW YOU BASTARD
id Software announces scrapping all multiplayer DLC and replacing it with single player DLC
Jeff is the most knowledgable but has the shittiest taste in games. Funny and interesting.
Brad Is knowledable, quite shit taste in games, boring person.
Dan is retarded but best taste overall and isnt too cool to play mario party.
Austin and alex think theyre smarter than they are abd prefer to talk about things other than games si who knows what they like
Vinny is god
>>340929016
Nah, I'm definitely in the right place. There's actually discussion and shit. If I wanted a hugbox, I'd go to reddit.
>>340929169
Well have you played it? You should probably be able to figure that out.
>>340928982
They don't talk to real people about anything.
>>340929169
an interactive house that feels lived in featuring multiple stories about a dysfunctional family
>>340928856
Yeah cherry pick the mist western or wide appeal games then compare to the most ridiculous niche shit. Good argument
>>340929023
This board isn't a complete hivemind but two core fundamental aspects of this boards sensibility are opposition of leftism and the opposition of the "non-game".
If you support Gone Home then you fail on both counts. You are not ideologically compatible with this board. Not everybody has to have the same opinions because that would be boring, but there is a limit. A gone home supporter on /v/ is like a black going to a KKK meeting.
>>340914117
>eurocuck
Yeah I wonder why you don't care.
Did you have your daily cultural enrichment yet?
Can you not concentrate with the sound of Muslims raping your wife in your home? Wouldn't want to get arrested for hurting them now would we? Good thing our government disarmed you so you can't fight back.
>>340928547
BURN HIM AT THE STAKE
>>340929612
Your*
Over 50% of KKK members were blacks
>>340929259
You forgot Drew.
>>340929209
That would be great
>>340929259
>Jeff
I'd argue he just has really hit or miss taste. I think when you look back at older games his taste is often up to part but with new releases he's lost it.
>Brad
Yeah.
>Dan
>Best taste
Disgusting.
>Austin and alex
Yeah
>Vinny
Yeah
>>340929583
That's because everyone on this fucking board is 14 years old and thinks they know how the world works, when in reality they're trapped in an echo chamber with other 14 year old faggots circlejerking themselves about how deep they are.
>>340929583
Ok, report those posts then, I'm sure the mods will ban him or hang him from a tree for liking Gone Home.
>>340929798
Drew loves simulators, but he's terrible at them
Drew's true skill is satisfying Mary, but he's afraid she's just using him, and she's afraid he'll find out how strongly she feels about him
>>340929583
>two core fundamental aspects of this boards sensibility are opposition of leftism and the opposition of the "non-game"
The tragic thing here is I don't think you're trolling. You really believe this shit, don't you?
God damn, that's fucking sad.
>>340929583
lol
I've been posting on /v/ for a lot longer than /v/ has had any sort of ridiculous political affiliations.
IE I've been posting since before 2012.
A bunch of redpilled 16 year olds aren't going to scare me away.
>>340929181
It's not about agreeing 100% of the time, it's about identifying the deal breaking red flags. I'm not going to stop being friends with somebody if they like a flavor of ice cream I don't, but if they tell me that they like raping children then I can not be affiliated with this person.
By supporting Gone Home Jeff is announcing that he supports the destruction of both the video game and white western culture, make no mistake.
>>340929583
Except it's an image board, not a Klan meeting. Good luck doing anything about him.
>>340929907
I 100% stand by Jeff's anti-Skyrim pro-SR3 stance
>>340929798
If Vinny is god then Drew is Jesus.
>>340928856
The problem isn't that they ignore Senran Kagura and Neps, it's that they also ignore good stuff like the Trails series, Danganronpa, Zero Escape, Stranger of Sword City, etc.
This is the GB fanbase in 2016
>>340928780
>>340928982
>>340929023
>>340929181
>>340929613Danny O'Dwyer is a Cuck
>>340929583
>ideologically compatible with this board.
well, I like shit talking and every other board is a safe place so I come here, even though /v/ is its own safe place when regarding some topics.
Sure, I wouldn't call Gone Home a classically styled video game. I'm not even a big fan of it. Just black/white thinking is fucking retarded.
>>340930163
The fact that Danny and Dan have (had?) a life advice podcast will never cease to amuse me
>>340930163
Anon, I hate to break it to you, but Giant Bomb hasn't changed. You have.
>>340930127
>danganronpa
much despised former giant bomb staffer patrick klepek liked danganronpa.
>>340930163
I agree about Danny, fuck that faggot. But liking Gone Home is still not a sin in my book.And i also like Austin
>>340930089
>liking a video game is destroying video games and white western culture
>liking a video game is akin to raping children
Please seek help.
>>340930264
>Only the Sith deal in absolutes.
>>340929583
Man, I've been here too fucking long. The fact we've got kids like this who presumably rolled in post-/pol/ and are pretending they know shit about this board is fucking depressing.
>>340930062
Opposing leftism and protecting the medium you love are both beautiful heroic things. You are fighting for what is just and right and you will sleep well at night.
>>340930163
No, that's normally adjusted human beings outside of /v/
>>340930380
>faggot in denial of reality
giant bomb has greatly changed since it first launch, to be in denial of your past is just lying to yourself, because we all have a recorded history of how they behaved prior to turning into SJW shills and complete nu male cuckolds who can't have a simple E3 live stream without a moment of silence for the faggots in a gay bar that got shot
>>340930450
so does Dan
Vinny > Jeff >>> Brad > Drew >>>>>>>>>>> Dan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Austin > Alex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Danny
>>340930451
>And i also like Austin
He's somehow the blandest most milk-toast guy there despite the fact that he tries to be the one to bring interesting different perspectives.
>>340930369
It's the funniest shit ever. I enjoy it, but not because of the advice part.
>>340929209
After that "rebalancing" post they put up, doubtful. At this point they just need to add a doom classic mode with no weapon pickup restrictions. Fuck balance, it's fucking doom.
>>340930163
>Danny O'Dwyer is a Cuck
fuck what was that all about again? Still friends with his ex-fiancee after she cheated on him or something? I recently watched his overwatch series from late april and fuck his editing is so hammy.
>>340930553
why the fuck are you quoting star wars? All I'm saying is that blindly hating Gone Home because of lesbos or 'walking simulator' is disingenous and adds nothing to the conversation -- actually detracting to the point where retards will actually believe it's a valid argument
>>340928547
>DONT LIKE THIS GAME I DONT LIKE
>>340930660
I think he's a good match for Vinny. Sometimes his mancrush on the Italian Stallion is a bit cringy though.
>>340930651
Switch brad and drew. Then after that switch dan and brad.
Cant hate someone who loves games like dan. Brad is a close minded self important idiot
>>340930632
It's time for you to stop following them then.
>>340930632
Careful with that edge, kid. You're liable to cut yourself.
>>340930063
>>340930560
I'm 24 years old and I've been coming here for 8 years now. Not to say that you can't criticize me, but you are barking up the wrong tree with this "le /pol/ neo-poster kid" shit.
Gone Home was a declaration of cultural war pure and simple. On the plus side it made it clear who was your friend and who was your enemy.
>>340930902
h-heh... you keep calling it a game..
*unsheathes ultimate card*
but it's not a game
*laughs*
>>340930651
>including Danny "Nigger Lyncher" O'Dwayer in this
>>340930880
He was ready to be wed and his bride walked out on him.
>>340930632
Anon, really, don't pull this shit. Despite your dreams, there was no point when giant bomb espoused far right values, and no point where they would have supported mass murder. I'm really not clear why I need to argue this.
>>340929907
>>340929259
Alex is great fuck off
Are you all ready for the imminent rebrand of Giant Bomb to nuke.com ?
>>340930632
I mean yeah they occasionally made a gay joke back in 2011 that they wouldn't make now.
I doubt you were screaming about SJWs and cucks back then.
So yeah, you've changed more.
>>340930380
>Ryan is dead
>Jeff is Married
>Brad is fat and hates himself
>Dan and Austin are insufferable
>Vinny is on the other side of the country
come on son
>>340930607
>outside of /v/
why are they here then? surely they'd be happier and have more in common with places like neogaf, twitter or reddit
>>340931239
Do you actually seriously believe this or are just going for a ruse? Just be real with me for once, Anon.
>>340929259
>>340929907
What are these posts about?
>>340930880
I don't see how either of those arguments are disingenuous unless you think they're hiding a different agenda under them.
Also, I was just pointing out that saying black/white reasoning is retarded is black/white reasoning.
>>340930380
That's the dumbest shit I've heard.
Giantbomb before the CBSi buyout and pre-Patrick was fucking amazing.
Getting black lung in that basement while fucking around with everything was amazing.
Moving to San Fran Faggot and getting into bed with all those shitty hipster devs after being bought up by CBS was the downfall.
Hell, I even noticed before Ryan died.
Remember Faggot-Gate? All corporate bullshit.
Patrick KILLED Ryan. I'm 100% sure of it.
During the heartbreaking memorial podcast, he couldn't even pause his insane narcissism for a minute("I GOT RYAN TO PLAY HOTLINE MIAMI! MEMEMEMEMEME!")
He's a fucking black plague of site destroyers.
He's contributed to site's downfall directly and indirectly.
Complete human garbage.
>>340930632
>saying "hey we know some bad shit happened, condolences to anyone affected" for 5 seconds at the very start of the stream and never mentioning it again is a moment of silence
You know a whole entire world full of people with emotions exists outside of your computer right?
>>340931401
what problem do you have with me you fuck?
>>340930985
You're fucking delusional mate. We're talking about video games. We're talking about a story that has gay people in it. We're not talking about the downfall of society, no matter what /pol/ has told you. Gone Home was a pretty neat experience, whether or not your pedantic ass wants to call it video game. Move on with your life.
>>340930985
All this proves is that you're a grown adult and yet also an internet maniac.
>>340931239
I refuse to believe you're serious.I refuse to believe this captcha is serious either, what the fuck google?
>>340930660
Austin is actually genuine in his insane SJW beliefs.
Patrick is just a wiki-reading fake.
Austin would also open the anime floodgates if ANYONE in the crew even had a passing interest in it.
He's practically leaking Gundam facts every single podcast.
>>340931483
You know Klepek left, right?
>>340930985
>Gone Home was a declaration of cultural war pure and simple
the shit I read on /v/
>>340930985I've been here since 2006. Please help.
>>340930660
milquetoast, anon. milquetoast.
>>340931405
I don't see how criticizing a (very) broad idea pertains to said idea. I mean, I can see the paradox. We're just talking about video games tho. black/white school of thought only works on shit like "you need food to live" or "rape isn't cool yo"
Jeff has more experience with the arcade scene and is perpetually unhappy, but funny
Vinny is the lovable everyman that we all aspire to be
Drew is the lovable everyman that normies aspire to be
Alex is callous, but knowledgeable about sports shit
Austin is Patrick with the "I'm black guys" expansion pack
Dan is ridiculously stupid and makes me want Taco Bell
And I think that's all of them.
>>340930380
If you go back and listen to those best of podcasts from the first 3-4 years you'd see that they most definitely have changed. You couldn't get away with half of the stuff they said back then because of the outrage culture that exists now. The world has changed and so did GB.
>>340931910
Witness the Echo Chamber (tm) In Action...
What timezone is this schedule in?
How many hours until Bethesda?
>>340931746
Should have picked the window.
>6 months later a google car drives through a window because it thought it was going through the quickest street
>>340932154
blame Ryan's sleep apnea for cutting off the balls of GB.
>>340932117
>Jason doesn't get mentioned in of these posts that try to list or rank the crew
I'd just like to say that Jason is pretty cool, especially on ranking of fighters.
