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What went right
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Wait, is that the same person?
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JUST
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i can't wait to play your game jade
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skin cancer
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Jesus christ. This is why you keep women away from videogames, they get as ugly as the rest of the gamers.
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She's taken, but her daughter might not be.
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>receding hairlines
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>>340912018
she's a traitor
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Female aging. this is what awaits you if you marry.
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>>340912341
Yeah. Left is when she was a 25 year old hottie (which is why she got hired in the first place), and right is today, a 35 year old and busted veteran of the victims industry. .
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D E A D I N S I D E
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Mommy still has it.
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Aging like shit, like a typical white woman.
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Someone post the "l will buy your game Jayde"-comic
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>>340913104
Women age like Milk. Every time.
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>All these roodie poos implying she's not even better than before.
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>>340912018
MOMMY!
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>>340912842

Pretty much. Just look at her daughter. SO fucking hot.

15 years later this is what you'll get after giving her everything.

Especially with white chicks.
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>>340912697
Her daughter a shit.
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She looks fucking coked up.

And holy fucking shit is Star Wars dead. The whole talk for Star Wars was "MOMENTS", more Battlefront rape and a fucking mobile trash. No new IP.

Jesus, why man. Stop raping Star Wars.
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Aging quite nicely if you ask me, but I'm all about older women so I'm biased. Would definitely still buy Jade's game.
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>not wanting to cummy in mummy
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>>340912018
BOTULINUM TOXIN TYPE A
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>she has joined forces with the False God
NOOOO
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SCION OF BALANCE, FUCK!
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>>340912697
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>>340912018
she got rid of the fringe

fringes are retarded
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>>340913414
At least Republic Commando is still safe.
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>>340913414

star wars sucks who gives a shit
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>>340913164
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>>340913414
>She looks fucking coked up.

No she doesn't you goober virgin that's never been near any illict drugs. you pathetic faggot. Leave your suburbs ONCE before you ever talk about someone looking like they are on drugs again.
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>>340912842
based on a variety of factors some people age well, some don't

This is not a difficult concept to understand
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>>340912018
Nothing
EA send her to Visceral to deliever the cup de grace.

>"Cant wait until these guys make my SW fantasy real"

Game is already dead and so is Visceral adn DEad Space.

RIP
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>>340912939
She's actually 40 now.
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>>340912697
That's Miri Jedeikin
Nice try
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>>340913414
>Stop raping Star Wars
It was never good, deal with it, son.
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aging like a fine milf
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>>340912697
>>340912697
>>340913330

That's not her daughter retard. That's some other chick from the Maxim party where it was taken at
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>>340912842
This is what keeps me from women. Among other things of course
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>>340913863
are you ok?
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She's so beautiful
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>>340912842
Good thing I'm not getting married.
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>>340914928
No I absolutely am NOT okay.
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>>340912018
>Implying I wouldn't fuck her anyways
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>>340912018
>AC was 9 years ago
this is what happens to women between 30 and 40. just bury her already
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>>340912018
Looks like a cross between Olivia Munn and Lena Headley.
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>>340913283
I don't have it, but there's an 'asian women aging' comic I like. Basically the same from 20 to 50, the 60 and poof, tiny old asian woman
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>>340913938
Well of course, but women in general age like shit, in terms of male-perceived beauty.

It's evolution. Women's fertility peak somewhere in their 20s, and afterwards it's a steep ride down, in addition to rising risk of having retarded or otherwise abnormal children.

Men are hardwired to find women most attractive at the same age. Generally, 23 is the "sweet spot".
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>>340915525
>Men are hardwired to find women most attractive at the same age. Generally, 23 is the "sweet spot".

Speak for yourself. There are plenty of attractive women in their 40s and 50s.
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"what is the wall" thread
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>>340912018
>she has thicker arms than me

Why am I cursed
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>>340915859
Found the cuck. Do you play Nintendo with their kids?
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>>340915859
>There are plenty of attractive women in their 40s and 50s.
The ones who still look like they're in their 20's?
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>>340912018
I want to lick Jade's game!!
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>>340916354
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>>340915297
Maybe a little.
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>people no longer find her hot
can you get any shittier taste
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thats what 9 years do to you.
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She's 40, still looks damn good for her age.
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>>340912018
but when will pic related show up
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>>340912018

shes being infected with feminism
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>>340916354
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>>340912018
I'm going to guess that she had kids
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>>340912018

Looks like an older Olivia Munn, except she's probably not nearly as huge of a slut with an infinite black hole in her vagina.

More mature Jade is still pretty cute.
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>>340916354
>found the cuck.

So what, are you underaged, or a redditor? Both maybe?
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>>340916996
>that stain

Woah who played Jade's game?
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still would desu
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>>340912697

yuck
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>>340912615
>Visceral games
No wonder we have gotten another Dead Space
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Pls don't bully Jade
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>>340914364
but I can't help myself anon

>>340913414
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>>340913863
>that's
Geez man, just because she looks bad doesn't mean she's a "that". I can't even tell what side you're even on.
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>/v/ hates based Jade now

What happened?
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>>340912842
I actually think she's still pretty hot, but whatever. I like older white women, as a perverted beaner

Probably has something to do with the 30 something year old math tutor I had while 17. She molested me on occasion. Repressed Mormons, man.
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>>340912018
if she was 45 she'd be fine
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>>340912018
She sold her soul to EA

>Going into Star Wars after launching the Assassin's Creed franchise

Simply despicable.
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>>340912018
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>>340915859
It's a generalization, and it's pretty valid. You can find *some* older women hot. Don't be fooled though, if a woman in her 40s asked you to have a child with her, it would immediately cross your mind, that's she old, and by now really shit at making kids.

Also read for yourself
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-case-for-an-older-woman/

There are plenty of studies like these. Women's attractiveness begins out "with a burst", and even women down to 15 may be, generally, more attractive than 30+ women.
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>>340917912
>Beaner.
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Cute Jades
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shes actually 40 damn I thought she was younger
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shes a milf now
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would still cum all over here desu senpai
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>>340917901

she got old
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>>340912018
Why does she look like Oliva mumm now?
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>>340918460
Id fuck her but shes probably a succubus.
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>>340917901
Woman-hating /pol/-crossboarding pissbabies took over.
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>>340919094
freckles
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>>340919094
she's got a butt cut now
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She's strange as fuck. It looks like she's with her head on clouds at all times. Kinda like a loonie.
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>>340917901
People grew up.
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>>340913414
IT'S NOT RAPE IF IT'S A GIRL.
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She used to be stunning, her skin glowing with a radiant shine
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>>340917901
>he wasn't here when ass creed was coming out
/v/ has always made fun of Jade (not as a whole obviously, /v/ ain't one person m8)
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As soon as I saw this thread I could feel the smell of my unwashed penis arise.
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>>340913531
Nigga she would be fucking perfect for star wars 1313.
If they gave that to her it could actually be good.
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>>340917901
She was drunk as fuck lmao
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JADE POSTING'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!
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>Hennig is draining the life from Jade to sustain herself
LEGACY OF KAIN WAS AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
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Someone post the porn lookalike gif/webm PLS
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>>340917901
>some people on /v/ like horses
>that meanas everyone on /v/ likes the joost

dont be fucking dumb and who ever liked jade? She was tits on a stick pushed out onto stage to sell shit vidya to casual virgin teenagers.

YOU FEEL FOR THE MEMES

fucking idiot
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>>340912018

>Implying Jade-chan isn't still qt

Hopefully she can save Star Wars
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>>340916884
She was super cute last year.
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>>340912018
She looks good to me.. how old are you guys?
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i want jade to be my mummy!
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i will play jades game
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>>340921207
Grandpa, I told you to stop trying to be hip and go to 4chan.
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>>340921207
I'm 30 and also think she looks good, I like nubile young women as much as the next dude but I've always had a thing for older girls so I guess I'm biased
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>>340921330

Dumb mommyposter.
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>>340920934
I don't get, what am I supposed to see here?
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>>340921330
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>>340913687
I've jacked to this
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>>340912018
>you'll never fuck Jade's Star Wars game
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>>340921553
>I'm 30
>older
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>>340916996
why is she wearing a dress and pants
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>>340921863
insecure
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>>340921863
The question is why is she wearing clothes.
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>>340921779
To be young and able to jerk it to non-degenerate shit.

Those were the days.
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>>340921753
>tfw you will never cummy in mummy
>you will always miss the shitposting brit threads about it every day
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>>340912615
Surgery gone too far. Yuck, she looks like ally mcbeal.
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>>340921840
yes older for me is women in their late 30s to 40s, so jades age and also past their birthing prime faggot
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>>340912939
>she was 25
>I thought she was old
>now I'm 27
>my face when
>no face
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>>340922101
feels bad man
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>>340916573
cute

I want her to tinkle on my chest
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>>340922754
>being this much of a degenerate
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>>340917901
>now
When the fuck did I ever like Jade or want to buy Jade's Game
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>>340917901
Exactly how hard did Sutherland knock her up that night for fucking it up?
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>>340920934
They literally look nothing alike.
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>>340921779
So have I.Multiple times.
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>>340912697
>taken
As if this is a thing that exists for women. They are all available at all times.
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>>340912697
Mommy is hotter.
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>>340912697
Post her daughter already.
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>>340912842

You mean if you marry a white girl.
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>>340924949
Yeah, like your mom
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>>340920934
top kek. I missed the the horse the first time
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>>340926713
>marrying a meme race instead of a pure white girl

WEW
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>>340919094

They're both part white part Asian girls.

Kind of weird all the people thinking she looks bad now. She's 40 and she still looks good for 40 to me.
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>>340929102
>They're both part white part Asian girls

Jade isn't, stop making shit up.
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>>340929670

She is though, I'm trying to find a sauce on where I read that but she is like, a quarter Asian of some sort.
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>>340912018
>its a /v/ shits on people for getting old thread
Almost no one looks good after 30-35 without surgery and make up.
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>>340930205
>>340929670

http://www.jade-raymond.com/bio.html

1/4 Chinese.
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>>340930546
God damn, color me surprised.
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>>340930546

>1/4th

literally nothing she's still white AF
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>>340930317
t. Roastie
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Is this the girl who was drunk on stage at the vgas?
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>>340930973

It's enough Asian to influence her coloration and eye shape a bit.

Like, you can see it, but if you didn't know about it, you wouldn't think it.
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>>340931002
>I use words I dont understand?
>MEMES amiright
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>>340912018
>>340912615
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>>340915017
>>340916573
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>>340917395
>>340917901
>>340918223
>>340918460
>>340929305

She's a bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBx2BTYs6h8
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>>340931774

She's a real gamer just like US.
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>>340931947
Are you a bitch too ?
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>>340931571

yes she was, it was great, she completely pulled a Steve Harvey on presenting her award and confused the fuck out of the nominees.
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>>340916884
>ywn be the hipster faggot who gets to nut on those glasses
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>>340912018
>Ruined Assassin's Creed right out of the gate
>Ruined Splinter Cell
>Ruined Star Wars vidya

is there anything she can't do?
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>>340931774

that was scripted.
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>>340931774
Yeah, that was a cunt move.
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>>340931774
HOLLYWOOD CELEB KIEFER BTFO
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>>340912018
bangs
eyebrows
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>>340932585
Not sell games.
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>>340931774
Kek, doubt Sutherland gives a fuck, he only did Snake for the paycheck.
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>>340931774
>sorry... that was a bit meme
what did she meme by this?
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>>340918460
check em
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>tfw getting older and older
how do I make it stop /v/?
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>>340932585

honestly though she does seem like a cool chick really, even without being good looking she used to be a programmer. She didn't start just being a pretty face, that's just what she became when she got promoted to supervisory positions instead of making code.

Her favorite game is RE4 and she likes Donkey Kong Country.

There are far worse "girl gamurs" out there. She has decent taste and has actually done work in the industry in making games. I give her a little respect.
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>>340933394
why is osmosis jones sad?
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>>340933223
Top Jade
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>>340912018
>live event pic vs a set up, professional pic

Really bad comparison. And either way, considering how much time has been between both of these shots, she stills looks pretty damn good.
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Fuck I want to buy her game so bad.
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>>340933394

Freeze yourself.
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>played everquest for 10 hours a day every day for 3 months when it came out

JUST LIKE US
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>>340912939
>It's been almost 9 years since Jade's game
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>340933871
what are the chances that in 100 years, people will have a lifespan of 200+ years?
The whole planet is going to shit.
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>>340912018
>original vs HD re-release
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>>340912018
Is this the bitch that got all the credit for making Assassin's Creed even though she was only a producer?
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>>340934428
People are already working on telomerase medicine to prevent tissue aging, but it causes cancer, so unless cancer is cured, we won't be able to life that long.
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>>340934848

at least all the boomers will be dead by the time they perfect it. We probably will too but I would not want eternal boomers on this planet. The world would never recover.
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She looks great, faggots. Shut up. I would totally buy her game.
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>>340934393
Splinter Cell Blacklist came out 3 years ago.
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>>340935164
>I would not want eternal boomers on this planet.
you're a gay aren't you?
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>>340934731
>only
You fuck yourself too, buddy.
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>>340912018
J U S T
U
S
T
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>>340913687
Fuckin classic. /v/ at its finest. Also decent fap material.
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>>340912018
She looks like an older clone of Olivia Munn.
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>>340916610
I swear to god Im gonna unload 1000 rounds into a filled theater in fuckin, idk, topeka or something, if they put this non actress in the next Deadpool like shes whining for.
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>>340931707
Im implying youre an ugly used up, arbys looking vagina of a woman who thinks just because her looks have faded it must mean it happens to everyone else. Is that the right way to use Roastie sweetie?
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>>340938693
Didn't she turn down being in the first Deadpool?
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>>340933394
Death usually stops the aging process.
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>>340939112
Does not.
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>>340939051
Yeah, she didnt want to be the token girlfriend. Thank god for that. But then she goes and plays in xmen and makes that unwatchable instead. Shes crying to be in Deadpool 2 now though, since it was actually popular. Shes a fuckin hack.
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>>340917901
This what happened

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-04-23-raymond-splinter-cell-popularity-held-back-by-its-complexity
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I'M GOING TO BUY JADE'S GAME
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>>340939239
Decomposition=/=aging in the sense he was talking about.
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>>340913687
Fucking lmao
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>>340939015
>Pulling assumptions out of your ass about people on an anonymous video game forum
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>>340915513
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>>340939905
>that fucking bun
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