COMFY E3 THREAD #3
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EA ruinning the life of a new Yarn Man Edition
Keep it sexy, only highquality shitposting
indies are all about POTTERY !
INDIE SHIT
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watamote is mai waifu
Are we expecting anything more from this Conference or Bethesda's later today?
This E3 is resting on the shoulders of MS and Sony again.
>>340910643
OUR GIRL IS BACK
SUDDENLY STAR WARS
you awaken a young cuck
>dude ecology amiright?
I kinda like this.
Fe looks pretty cute.
Also jesus christ, the way the Star Wars music kicked in.
I would have sex with this woman
Post Waifus
PUSSY SLIT
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i'm confused about post max capacity of the thread
wtf is going on? what is the limit now?
>cutesy mellow indie shit
>suddenly STAR WARS THEME BLAST
Christ the mood dissonance in this presentation
>>340911024
I want to fuck Selvaria
I would like to fuck her in the vagina if you know what i mean
PLEASE BUY HER GAME!
TORTANIC 2 CONFIRMED
>Already getting new Battlefront
Fucking jews
So is this EA Originals thing literally just to try and get more people on the Origin platform? I can't think of any other reason why EA would give all of the profit to the dev studio.
J A D E
SHE GOT SO OLD LEL WHITE WOMEN HOLY FUCK KEK
JADE ! my favorite women in the industry.
with rhianna pratchett.
I don't care about star wars
Why Is she speaking so slowly? Does she think we're retarded?
jade is high as a kite
NO IMPERIAL COMMANDO CONFIRMED
Jade aged like milk, holy fuck.
>Visceral
>Amy Hennig
she didn't really sound very convinced or enthrilling, to be honest
>>340911514
upvote if you're an oldfag who remembers this meme
>>340911424
it's like they went "fuck your indie game, this is what's going to make us money"
thank, you, and, may, the force, be with you
C U C K E D
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>another 'so far from release let's just talk to some devs' """""""""trailer"""""""
Sigurlina is a fucking hilarious name
CLONE MARCH
So this is what Criterion has been doing all this time?
>GAMEPLAY FIRST
>show no gameplay
ok
>gameplay first
>huge "wow" moments
that's not how that works
LIKE
NEVER
BEFORE
PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT
PHONE GAMES
>we're not gonna show you anything we're actually doing or fixing with the shitstorm that is Battlefront
>here check more shilling
>>340911875
its public speaking 101
talking slow is better than nervous speedtalking
SOMEBODY POST AN UPDATED BINGO
>STARWARS SHIT
>DLC SHIT
>MOBILE SHIT
>/v/ hates indie games
>It has to be AAA Activision and EA shlock to be any good
Is there a bigger group of shills anywhere?
someone post the really bad animation webm of old republic
>gameplay first
>so many stories that we want to tell
>authentic star wars stories
>she is like a film director
>Visceral's game is 2018
Why even fucking bother?
Holy shit we heard about this shit last year as a rumor.
FINALLY
I miss the old EU that I know almost nothing about.
Wow, that was genuinely awful.
woo!
I want to see jade raped onstage
Battlefield 1 woop woop
Last year there were a lot of small, comfy streams with anons. Can't find those now.
>>340912459
Wow, bold predictions there.
Just arrived from/sp/, anyone got a working stream?
Time for BF 1 Premium
holy shit this is the worst E3 ever
FUCKING NOTHING
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WE ARE FRAUDSTERS
>Only announce one new game
>It's indie shit
>that programmer
>what kind of shave you want
>just give me the numale style senpai
>say no more my man
COME ON SO CLOSE
So I guess that 2 second clip is Visceral's Star Wars game?
just wait guys Sony will save the show for sure
>first show at E3
>already the worst show of E3
And I've seen people saying EA is better than Ubisoft.
>>340912902
Comfytheatre anon
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>a couple of guys with good ideas came to us repeatedly
>we ditched them because it wasn't cowadooty modern
let's see if it's gonna be completely sjw or if it's gonnna be actually decent
"As developers, we feel our first priority is the gameplay."
So we're working on all these amazing cinematic sequences that will make you go WOW
I want to see more of that FE game, looks interesting
This in-game footage is my favourite meme
>>340912946
http://comfytheatre.co uk/e3/
>>340912981
>expecting anything from EA
What was the last E3 announcement from these guys ANY YEAR that you were hyped for?
EPIC XD
>Only a twenty second clip
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHY DOES NO BATTLEFIRELD GAME
EVER
HAVE THE OLD THEM IN IT
BF1 WOULD BE PERFECT FOR AN ORCHESTRAL VERSION
REEEEEEEEE
BAFEEL
That music, please no
"Epic" confirmed.
How has no one realized how dull that word has been for at least five years?
What the fuck
Why cut it short
>>340913161
Sure looking forward to 30+ minutes of VR shit.
>>340913152
star wars galaxies is F2P trash isnt it?
only Fe looked interesting. This is all shit.
This is so shit. I don't think I'll buy any of this trash. I was hoping for something new. Just fucking Swedish cucks and wow, look how diverse we are.
>Battlefield 1
People keep expecting a "gritty" "real" insight on the terribleness of modern war, but it looks like cowadooty with gas mask and old planes.
Run around on a field, shoot people, put on a mask, hop in a biplane and fly around.
WOW GUYS THIS ONE IS GONNA BE EPIC AND UNFOGRETTABLE??? WHATTA FUUUCCCKKK....so this is the power of Frostbite....wow
Jamie fucking Foxx?
This is literally the worst E3 confierence yet. It tops even the MS TV conference and Nintendo's Wii Music show.
Is this the first gameplay thoughout the whole thing
cringe
You know what's actually mind boggling? That people buy this shit.
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A BLACK GUY
Jamie fox no.... you're better than this
Efron is dead inside.
Also epic has been said again.
>>340910643
>that half hearted excitement
jesus that was painful
FUCKING CELEBRITIES AGAIN
>Jose is on E3 right now
>tfw missing G4 and Electric Playground
JAMIE FUCKS AND ZACK SAFFRON
>ywn look like Zac Efron
FUCK
AYYY JOSEE
btw prerendered footage incoming
>>340913510
It's just white noise to me at this point.
They aren't even trying to pretend to be excited
Guys I haven't seen anything because I was wageslaving.
Best thing presented at E3 so far?
LITERALLY WHO?
You just know the gameplay shown will be scripted as fuck
Just like the gameplay shown with players back then for Battlefield 4 was
>jamie foxx
>his smile and optimism, gone
>>340913923
literally who?
>UNLIMITED GAMEPLAY POSSIBILITIES
>We want YOU GUYS, THE COMMUNITY, with us every step of the way
>Jamie Fox and Zac Effron
wow, put your money in the game not in "VIPs" who literally don't care.
This was extreme cringe.
>>340912981
This. All I wanted to see is some Mass Effect: Andromeda gameplay but instead we get a shitty 1 minute trailer that shows the WOW MF AMAZIG GRAPHIXXXX.
I don't give a shit about the graphics. They could have give us at least some more information.
WHY?
>jose sanchez
>american accent
???
>>340913357
Thanks, mate.
Is Battlefield 1 a remake?
Epic count for this specific game so far: 4
>>340913849
He looked like he just wanted to leave get lunch with Zac. Like he didn't want to fucking be here.
MARKS BLIMP OFF THE BINGO
Wow this sure is exciting gameplay.
>>340910643
THANK YOU TREMBLING MAN
64 players, so innovative. How will the competition compete?
chat is spamming 41, whats 41?
>>340914209
Mexicans and Niggers
Welcome to the US OF A
Why the fuck is Jamie Foxx there? Also, how much coke do you think they offered Zac Efron to be there?
>They don't even want to be here
Fucking lel
an airship is an ultimate weapon?
>heres some famous people you dont care about
OPEN BETA THIS SUMMER
BLIMP V BLIMP COMBATS
I'm actually legit pissed these fucktarded hacks are taking on WWI, spreading rudimentary and shallow historical knowledge among normies, cementing an even more wrong image of WWI.
>>340914043
Can't wait to hear their dialogue
>whoa, nice shooting there, jamie
>you haven't seen nothing yet
>we'll see about that!
>epic headshot right here
>i'll get u next time!
>Jamie Foxx
How long until Jabba Plinkett-Smith complaints about them not inviting Will?
>INGAME FOOTAGE
>>340914064
>I have a fucking Academy Award what the fuck am I doing here with these crackas
"An all-out war has never failed so epic."
""""""""""stoked""""""""""
THE SAME TRAILER
AGAINNNNNNNNNNN
MOP
MOP
MOP
>>340913194
There's 1200 people there, it's nearing twitch chat levels. What I mean were 15-40 people streams set up by anons.
Have these guys never played Red Alert 2? Airships are slow and shit, literally lose 1v1 against a regular plane.
G A M E P L A Y
BE RUTHLESS IN FRONT OF SHOVEL
SAME FUCKING TRAILER
>the same fucking trailer
>>340913881
man, what happened with the Electric Playground is sad
>get taken off G4TV canada, despite that channel barely having any content
>Victor Lucas doing videos by himself on youtube most of the time
>loads of videos on that youtube account, but not much viewership - it's downright pitiful at times, below 1000
https://www.youtube.com/user/EPNetworkTV
>"no battle is ever the same"
so basically they have put the same killstreak system present since the dawn of call of duties right?
LITERALLY THE SAME TRAILER TWICE
FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE
>nigger music in a ww1 game
yeah sure
>so starved on content they show the same trailer twice
ebbin
>>340914361
battlefield 1941
>ingame footage
>kanye west
CHANGE DA WORL
SMGs in ww1?
>>340914459
i think a game full of blimp combat could be fun but somehow i don't think that's where ea's going with this
THE
SAME
TRAILER
AYO WE GON CHANGE DA WORLD
WE GON CHANGE DA GAME
WE AIN'T PLAYIN NO GAME
Yep, this is WW1.
if there's anything that fits WWI it's definitely generic shitty rap
NO PAY NO GAME!!
>>340914316
I'd make a drinking game out of it if I weren't posting with a bunch of fucking minors.
What a beautiful disaster.
RAMIREZ
SLICE THAT TRAIN
HERES A HORSE
LOOKS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
HOW
>>340914735
K A N G S
>Jose FUBAR Sanchez got to be on E3
huh
good for him, this guy was a fat fuck years ago, on EP Daily. Props to him for losing weight.
>that girl just looking at her phone
lmoa
The new battlefield actually looks really cool
Where's the gameplay, you cunts.
>more rap music ruining trailers
BATTLEFIELD WON
>>340914835
it isn't you idiot, this is "longer"
this is just like the books say ww1 was
>WWI tanks going faster than 4 mph
>Biplanes dogfighting and not destroying their own propellers
>Biplanes looked fast as fuck
>Urban warfare
What the fuck kind of world war one game is that
>Actual claps
WE WUZ WWI N SHIEET
*raps shit*
AYYY SO HOL UP YOU WAS SAYIN
*shoots down hindenburg*
SO YOU WUZ SAYIN
*makes trap music*
WE WUZ SOLDIERZ N SHIET?
Who /angry/ here
Why even call it WW1
>control Airship
>Get shot
>disintegrate in a massive hydrogen explosion
WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooW
Is there something below the lowest common denominator? Because I think EA is pandering to them.
to be fair I'm loving those old weapons. Nothing else looks new or innovative.
>>340914993
atleast they put in the standard bf theme in again
Well E3's off to a good start eh
WE'RE GONNA CHANGE THE WORLD GUIZE
>>340911024
This conference no, bethesda will announce some more fallout dlc and dishonored. Bethesda is also pretty good about actually showing gameplay so there's that.
the overlord is on stage again
>>340914816
they had them right near the end of the war
>Those fast tanks and biplanes
Yeah, no.
Fuck off.
>>340914735
This makes me furious.
>Thats it
WHITE BOIS BTFO
NIGGAZ RUNNIN VIDEO GAMES AND SHEEEEIT NOW TOO
>>340914973
kys
What the fuck? Why is the gameplay so retardedly fast looking? WW1 was slow as fuck combat especially on the western front.
>1 hour of Battlefield 1 "nonscripted" gameplay
huh, might be interesting
what an absolutely terrible conference
did he just say "hour long"?
>cut to audience checking their phones
You can't make this shit up
Wow, that was a pretty fucking shit conference.
Battlefield / CoD dead, DooM clones are the future
>>340915025
It didn't get to the new stuff when he posted that, numbnuts.
Nothing new confimerd
Goddamn, this is so disappointing.
And this is coming form someone who had zero expectations from the get go.
>2011+5
>Putting nigger rap in your trailers
>>340914993
>That song
>Rap
I think you might literally be retarded
How much do you hate Sweden?
in reality it will be an actual simulation of ww1 and everyone is fighting in trenches and no one can use their guns properly and every match is 4 years long ending in stalemate
Hyped for BF1 to be honest family desu senpai
HHAHAHAhSHSSUNUSHUSAHSIAJUAHS WhAT A PIECE OF SHIT
So what's the verdict everyone?
I'm feeling a 2/10.
>>340915283
Imagine if it bugged to fuck
It's over.
>bayonet on an smg
That was terrible, thanks Lucifer.
did I miss any?
You heard the man. Go play something.
>>340914818
>blimp combat
Guns of Icarus already exists and it's great.
>>340915038
>Biplanes dogfighting and not destroying their own propellers
they could shoot through their own propellers, they had a thing for that
Goddammit
>>340915281
CAN'T HAVE SLOW GAMEPLAY THESE DAYS, ANON.
WE AIN'T OLD PEOPLE, WE NEED SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
>not a single new game shown
Rate EA's presentation
I'd give it 8.5/10
it this was it
fuck EA really went full balls deep into dont doing anything
>EA WON
>>340915038
A fun one? artistic freedom is a thing, no one wants to play a game about wet trenches and famine, but the FPS with WW1 skin is fun
What a shitshow. Ubisoft must try extra hard to top this one.
>>340915085
EPIC XD
>What's you think?
>Good?
>Good?
Haha.
Worst E3 gets off to the wet fart we were all expecting.
>>340915268
We're getting close!
STOP PUTTING NIGGER MUSIC IN MY HISTORIC GAMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I was intending to play a drinking game to take a shot whenever chat says "rip cod". Now I'm ded, pls F me
also how do i not have to do captcha always
>>340915353
it was long past the new stuff on the stream I'm watching
That was as bad as I thought it would be
>>340915281
because battlefield has become an arcadey console shooter since BF3 (actually bad company but 3 is the one that sealed it). gonna have to wait for tripwire to make a decent ww1 game like red orchestra.
>good
fucking hack
>>340915268
We had mobile garbage, it was one of the Star Wars games.
thank you for eating an hour of my already useless life
I would have had more fun stabbing myself in the nuts with a pair of chopsticks for an hour
ciao EA
>>340915567
>I'd give it 8.5/10
literally what is up with you
What the FUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>340915567
2/10
>>340915567
They didn't even show any games.
>shitty sony vegas edited clip
nice EA, this really makes me want to buy your game
>>340914735
>>340915215
>If there was modern shitty rock you'd be happy
Fuck off
This didn't feel like video games at all. It felt like reading a bunch of short articles on what they were going to announce, with little to no additional information.
Absolutely fucking nothing.
Amazing.
F- see me after class
Literally nothing worthwhile shown, not even actual 5-10 min gameplay of Battlefield 1
wtf is this shit
>>340915182
im just hoping for wolfenstein desu
what a FUCKING snoozfest...
>No Dishonored 2
Did I miss it what happened?
WE ARE HIP TO THE KIDZzzz
Besides from the Music BF1 Look like alot of Fun, kind of reminds of Bad Company 1
>>340915567
-1/10
I love hearing the same music playing over itself in transitions.
Oh no
cross off memes on your bingo card
>>340915704
EA confs = 3/10
>>340915567
EPIC/10
IS THAT IT?
>>340915445
I'm normally sick of all the jaded/cynical shit on this shithole of a board but this is nothing more than a 1/10.
Seriously, I want a hour of my meaningless life back.
Fe looks ok, Titanfall 2 was the only good thing, rest was meh 3/10
>>340915567
1/10
Because Titanfall 2 looked nice.
But no Mass Effect gameplay sucks.
>>340915396
I want to impregnate Sigurlina ivassnoskvahvßëòñ.
>>340915567
2/10
F- -
>>340915490
what was bizzare
My final tally
>gamergate happens
>in defiance to those shitlords and Trump, developers put colored people as protagonists in 90% of games (Star wars, FIFA, Battlefield, Overwatch etc)
This greatly pleases me
>>340915567
2/10 It was absolutely horrid.
>>340915567
A solid 6/10. Nothing really bad, nothing really good. The reason it gets a 6 instead of a 5 is because the hour-long stream.
JESS MCDONALD IS CUTE
CUTE
>>340915567
2/10
idk guys I'm considering watching that hour of zac effron playing battlefield just to further justify my imminent suicide
>>340915038
>Biplanes dogfighting and not destroying their own propellers
That didn't happen though. People back then were smart and made sync gears.
>no black hands during the gameplay footage
fucking lol, overall saying it's EA it was less cringey and annoying than their past shows imo.
I thought it couldn't get worse but this takes the cake
>E-celebs
You think that they're gonna cut back to Jamie and Zach but no. That was it.
ahahahahahahahha
what the actual fuck is this I'm literally in stitches
They can't be serious, right?
>>340915445
Sounds about right, but I have no interest in EA's shit so I went in biased.
who /teamneebs/
>>340915445
>>340915567
3/10, battlefield looked cool, everything else was rubbish
>>340915792
Bethesda conference, numbnuts.
>>340915567
The shown NOTHING
0.5/10 cause of the memes.
Where is the BF1 stream?
Well, this was horrible. But at least I have a few hours to play Gothic before Bethesda's crap starts.
Who the fuck are even all these faggots who're supposed to play BF? Did they just ask a bunch of youtubers to go and play?
What the hell
>>340915268
we had memes
you know EPIC ones
>>340915567
4/10
I'm being generous.
>>340915596
That isn't what ww1 was, stop believing your 3rd grade history teacher
>60 minutes
>0 seconds of gameplay
That intro
>>340915792
This was EA anon. That's Bethesda
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS
Shit/shit
They literally showed nothing
SHUUUUUT THE FUUUUUUCK UPPPPPP.
that battlefield looks bretty gud
Only good thing about this was Jade.
That fifa bit was hilariously bad
>>340915490
Nah, nah, nah. The lady alien in Mass Effect looked horrendous.
>>340915567
Probably the worst conference i've seen in quite a long time.
They managed to not show a single new game in the entirety of it.
>e-celebs
can this meme die please
What the FUCK is with this annoying ass voice?
This presentation is terrible.
Who approved this shit
haha screaming and whacky voices xD
>>340915930
>Something so bizarre
What happened? I came in late
>>340915929
game to charity to support wimmonz
LE WACKY VOICES XD
What the fuck
And who the fuck are any of these people
>>340915542
Not until towards the end anon, and even then it was more likely they just had a guy with a gun riding along.
>>340915596
If you don't want to play a game about WW1 then don't make a WW1 game.
>>340915981
It did happen/
i feel a weird void inside
like they didn't delivered at all
i thought at least i could see something new
>>340915567
4/10 at best.
>>340915567
1/10
BF1 looks cool, but oh man what a waste of time this whole stream was
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
>>340916096
Would Install Gentoo
indie game, it's why it has a soul almost like the devastated wanted to make the game.
>Literally pandering to kids who are not old enough to be allowed to play the game you're showcasing
>>340915567
2/10
FUCK OFF NORMIES GIVE ME BF GAMEPLAY REEEEEEE
Wow. That was more shit than usual.
I literally don't know any of these
>tfw no blimp
Well that was awful.
No gameplay, and not even any decent meme material.
>>340915445
this probably gets said every year but it was the worst one yet
only titanfall was remotely interesting
that and jamie foxx and zac efron just randomly in the background
>>340910643
holy shit watch the IGN live stream they're shilling everything and saying the conference was amazing
this is so embarrasing kek
is there anything worse in life than a triple A publisher that tries to be funny?
3/10, it's shit
you only get the 3 because titanfall looked ok
>recognized only LevelCap
what a list of literally whos
>>340916086
yes and celebrities.
>>340916032
fuck off
what the legit fuck
desu it's is kinda funny
how long until DLC announcements; the event?
who the fuck are any of these people
>>340916212
ment for
>>340915929
F------
JESUS CHRIST
wait ! there worst !
>>340915567
Battlefield 1/10
>Tanks in the trailer running at like 50mph speed when ww1 tanks were like 10 at most
>>340915567
SUPPORTING DIVERSITY/10
>>340916212
EA came up with an idea of WAN MIRRION DORRA price pool for Madden e-sports.
I was worried today wouldn't have any cringe! Thank god for that insanity.
>>340915931
>colored people
Grandpa! That's not what you're supposed to call them.
Is it just me or was that the worst EA conference yet?
They announced basically nothing this year.
Fe and Titanfall 2. That's it.
why is my twitch on chromecast always fucking up now ?
>>>>>>twitch /bethesda
lets go senpai
>>340914597
>2016
>expecting /v/tards to think streaming is anything but 500 children simultaneously spamming F in chat
>>340915567
10/10, exactly what I expected from EA. I'm still chuckling at them trying to market sport esports with a fat mexican lazily tapping at a controller as some sort of intense gameplay. Best in the world at fucking madden, my god.
I'll have to go to detox after taking one shot for every time they said epic.
Can't believe I wasted one hour and half a liver for this.
>>340915567
A solid 4/10 because it didn't fucking show anything
it wasn't even that bad it just didn't have content
>>340915567
4/10
all concept art, little gameplay
remember guys
IN
GAME
FOOTAGE
>>340915567
Jamie n' Zac/10
...Yeah!
>>340916472
I'm now mildly hyped for Titanfall, actually.
The rest of the show was so fucking awful though
Fuck me, those intros for the live gameplay
> The fuckers from BFF playing in the stream
sweet
reminder that dirigibles were designed to by spy vehicles and not weapons
>>340916472
Titanfall also showed some stuff. whether you liked it or not there as at least some content
>>340916407
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME
BF1 looks fun, just hope it doesn't ship with 3 maps
Absolutely disgusting
THAT NIGGA WAS FUNNY AND STONE MOUNTAIN GOT BTFO
>>340916547
>wanting realism
F U C K O F F
U
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K
O
F
F
NIGHT OF FIIIIRE
5 Hours till Bethesda? Goddamn, it'll be 5AM here, why aren't they closer together like last year?
>>340916134
?
Are you saying WW1 wasn't just a bunch of kids suffering from disease in shitty trenches and widespread famine in Europe? because i'm pretty sure it was.
>>340916241
But i want to play in early 20th century Europe? who the fuck cares about historical accuracy in a fucking multiplayer fps LMAO
>tfw still no bingo
>Battlefield Friends
make it stop
What's next, bethesda?
I WANT TO BUY JADE'S GAME
NIGHT OF FIIIIIIIRE
>>340915567
A fucking F. It was better than last year but, if this presentation was a seal on a iceberg just lounging around. I would beat the living shit out of it like a Canadian deprived of the fucking sun and anything those fucks like.
>>340915490
Audience obviously employees
Post yfw EA won
>>340916603
of all time.
Bethesda might top it though.
>>340916612
nevermind lol
If a Red Dead Redemption sequel were to be announced what segment would it happen in?
>>340916770
RUNNING IN THE 90S
>>340915746
No, it wouldn't make me happy. It needs to fit with the WWI atmosphere.
>>340916241
they weren't perfectly reliable(very little was in WW1) but they had them in service as early as 1915
He's already bringing the top-tier bantz.
>>340915445
Absolutely nothing of value.
1/10
>>340915567
4/10
TITANFALL 2 and bf1 looks good
>>340916591
> Being this much of a Sonnygger.
>>340916138
Well anon they had to reserve 30 minutes of that for madden esports and fifa the movie.
>>340916374
Thanks Anon.
>>340916787
That star was mobile game is free to play
>>340916770
>>340916878
Which stream are you watching?
>>340915567
0/10
What the fuck was that
>>340916418
I wonder if Jamie Foxx and Effron are doing VO for the game
R
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UBISOFT is going to save E3
i cant believe my own words
but it is true
>>340915567
>>340915567
heforshe/10
>>340916787
star wars mobile game is free to play goyim
>That was it
Wow. I didn't even Bingo once.
>>340916636
Oh, how this board has normified, I've been here far too long. I can only feel at home on /a/, and not always. No anon to set up a comfy stream?
>>340911346
best boatfu
>>340915445
3/10
>>340916953
>Redemption sequel
>>340917040
EA BTFO !
Well, there's a game by Amy Hennig, that's about as good as EA can ever hope to be at this point.
Titans in BFwuz may have potential.
Story mode in FIFA is retarded idea.
Titanfall story will just be Killzone wannabe(not even CoD or Halo).
>>340916953
in my segment
>>340917040
holy fuck this man is a legend
Literally the only game that got a real announcement at this conference was Fe.
>>340917108
http://comfytheatre.co uk/e3/
>>340914385
Nicely done
>Bethesda starts at 3am
>it's 10pm and I'm already tired
What do?
>>340916762
>Make WW2 game
>Call it WW1
Why is this allowed
>>340917040
>PARODY ACCOUNT
>>340915567
Your post convinced me.
I am now #EAMissile
Wait, is that fucking it?
Nothing more?
When is the next segment?
Where's the battlefield stream?
2/10
LITERALLY NOTHING
>>340910643
Has there ever been more of a disconnect between gamers and those who make them
fucks sake, hillary can probably identify more with poor people than these cuck CEO's devs and celebs do with people who actually play vidya
Where's the stream of BF1?
>Andrew Wilson wearing light colors
How much do you wanna bet he was told not to wear black this time?
I better be able to fire one of these off in Battlefield 1
>>340916953
Sony or Microsoft
Whoever paid the most
Less cringey than their previous shows but that's not saying much.
>>340917325
Sleep and wake up at 3
>>340917294
Thanks, anon.
>>340917325
I know the feeling m8
I might have a cheeky sleep and set an alarm for the stream
>>340916640
The shot of him just sitting in his chair was especially awkward. At least have them standing up and shit talking, geez.
even the sports games were disappointing
how low can we go
>>340915038
>Urban warfare
Are you one of those people who believe WW1 was nothing but trench warfare?
>>340917040
based Kaz
Absolute waste of time.
>>340917040
That stream is fucking terrible. Ran by some annoying attention whore who constantly puts his captions and music clips over the damn video that only makes it lag the fuck out.
>>340915567
2/10
+mass effects trailer was nice
-sports
-no gameplay
-bff cringe ending
-shitting on yarnman
>>340917337
This
Reminded me of Poisson in CoD 3
That poor Fe guy
>>340917387
Bethesda in 5 more hours
>>340917387
5 hours
>>340916923
>David Bowie
EA
>Firetruck
Conference Reception
How much longer until Bethesda?
>>340916591
>nothing too embarrassing
Are you kidding me? Didn't you see all that SJW pandering?
Is the videogames on this stream or another?
>>340917348
Kaz literally showed off this twitter account at CES. It's his.
>>340912053
My thoughts exactly.
>>340917586
TEMPLATE PLEASE
>>340917040
fucking kaz god dammit...
>>340917801
almost 5 hours
Take away Titanfall 2 and EA were literally the worst thing at E3 ever
guys...
what if Todd references Toddposting at his conference?
>Fallout 4 DLC trailer ends
>Todd screams "JUST BUY IT!"
I know that e3 is fucking normie pandering but hioly fuck ea fuck your ea sports shit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfXNQioezos
I would rate it
>FE/10
>>340917801
4h45m
>>340917290
What are the odds of the other conferences being even more trash?
>>340917734
>>340917737
Im going to hang myself then
where the fuck is the battlefield 1 gameplay stream?
>>340917470
Got a template?
can someone tell me the /v/ chat? pls
>>340917635
Meant for >>340917294
>>340916782
where are u?
it's 3am for me probably not going to bother, it was all bullshit lies last year.
I want them to have a voiced elder scrolls protagnjst that would be fucking hilarious.
>>340916603
EA is always bad
So what's the next event?
>>340915490
Free 2 play. The mobage they talked about was some f2p shit
>>340917805
I wanted to laugh not feel bad.
sup wit negros in vidya
is having a negro protag the new trend?
well it is not a question, it is a fact
2018 every protag is a tranny
i'm calling it now
Man, this show was just boring.
It wasn't even bad, it was just a forgetable snorefest. That's worse than doing something terrible like the bottom of an avatar's shoe or Sony dedicated an entire segment to some book game. We could at least make fun those.
>>340917841
https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
>>340917641
>D+
Feeling generous, are you?
>>340918107
5 H O U R S
H
O
U
R
S
Was there kotor 3?
YOU SEE THAT MOUNTAIN
YOU CAN CLIMB IT
10/10 but then again I'm a huge Jamie Foxx fan
>>340916987
So you admit it happened.
they didn't become nearly reliable enough until 1917.
>>340916786
>Who cares about history
Epic
>>340917582
do you really believe people were towing anti-tank guns in between buildings while a tank flew into a wall at 20MPH and soldiers busted down doors blasting around with machine guns? Fuck off.
>>340918090
EA is always boring but this one was really bad.
>>340918054
seconding
>>340917290
More like FEces.
>>340918269
his face was fucking hilarious
holy shit lupe
No Dead Space 4?
hey remember when Lupe Fiasco beat Daigo
>>340915931
>It's a Trump hates X episode
Kys
>>340917805
>a woman was on stage
>they mentioned donating to some fund for women to learn programming and have strong female protags
FUCKING SJW TRASH PROPAGANDA IT'S ALL OVER FEMINAZIS HAVE APPROPRIATED OUR GAMER CULTURE
>>340918194
yeah I think it might still be the E3 euphoria happening
>>340917389
>>340917435
Here
Lupe Fiasco is currently being interviewed to give you an idea of whats coming
twitch /battlefield
>>340918298
STREAM LINK
>>340917294
after smashing diago lupe fiasco is back to smash some shitters
>Lupe Fiasco
SE conference will be the only good one here at E3.
>>340917657
>shitting on yarnman
When? I haven't watched the whole thing because it's 99% pointless bullshit
WHEN IS THE GAME STARTING
I WANT TO SEE JACKSHILLS AND NOOB SHIT ON THE TOKEN NIGGERS
HES A REAL WORLD WAR ONE VET
>>340918236
Wow that's just retarded.
>>340918007
Honestly, not very high.
That was BAD.
What a fiasco
BLACKED
>EA fucking up their own live gameplay
why are they always trying to bring this whole interview thing ?
it never works. It's always so cringy.
get on the Battlefield YouTube channel.
bunch of celebs bullshitting on a red carpet
>>340918406
THAT STREAM IS SHIT
DO NOT WATCH IT
Who let all these niggers on the red carpet?
TYRESE GIBSON
SINGER
>>340918614
can you give me a good one then
WE WUZ WW1
>the grenade game
>>340918249
No
MS is supposedly doing KOTOR remakes
why is there ghetto nigger on the stage
>>340918285
>do you really believe people were towing anti-tank guns in between buildings while a tank flew into a wall at 20MPH and soldiers busted down doors blasting around with machine guns?
Did I say I did? Fuck off.
LUSTING FOR DAT BBC
>>340910643
WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?
So how are your cards coming along?
>WE WUZ WORL WAR ONE
>>340915567
Titanfall 2/10, because that's literally all they had there.
>>340918379
>black protagonist in Fifa's story mode
>canon female main character in new Mass Effect
Whatever you say, Jack. You're the master race.
Niggers, niggers everywhere
>Tyrese Gibson
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Throw this attention whoring nigger out.
Oh he's the black guy from... the thing
GO TWITCH YOU FAGS
IT IS THE RAW FOOTAGE
AND SYNCED
OTHERS ARE DELAYED (EVEN JEWTUBE)
>>340918704
kek
why are these "people" wearing baseball caps when they arent playing baseball?
the sticky is archived, prepare for shitposters.
>Swede makes the only interesting game title in the EA stream again
>>340910643
When's next confrence?
>>340918176
>2018 every protag is a tranny
I sure hope so
>>340917997
epic memes, my friend, but you forgot your frog
I've seen whiter basketball lineups
>literally all black people
MORE BLACKS
>1 missle
>>340913152
There was actual booing
>>340917641
template?
WHY ALL THESE NIGGERS
>more black people
>>340916212
Dat soccer manager coming to stage and the ensuing cringiness. It felt very unreal.
ITS LITERALLY ONLY NIGGERS YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>German A7V tank going at what looks like 30+Mph cross countryWORLD WAR 1 xD
>They literally interview nothing but black people for BF1
You can't make this shit up.
eeh bee be dee bup blo bup nigga bux boom boom muh gam bix nood
>>340918752
I missed Titanfall, but even then, it's a shit conference
>All these black people had little rights during WW1
>They are the first to play
>Hurr durr look how much we love Star Wars
Then make a game which isn't mediocre as fuck
>Titanfall 2
>Battlefield 1
Alright looks good
>FIFA
>Madden
Literally nothing new
>>340918686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W27DfH_mpk0
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE NIGNOGS?
HE CANT TIE HIS SHOES
>>340919076
thank you
who the fuck brought their son to this event
>>340918686
Go to the default stream on Twitch and some /v/ chatroom if you really must.
WHITE PERSON SPOTTED
Zedd??
anyone else do a drinking game?
i took a shot every time they said gamer and now I'm hurting
>>340913152
template pls
Wow these people dont give a shit
ALL THESE FUCKING NIGGERS
>Zed
>"I sold out to M&M's and now my music is generic EDM"
>>340915567
-10/10
Showed nothing to my liking at all.
>>340915490
>Memes
>WINNING!
Its not fresh, but it's still a meme
>>340918501
Not directly but they mentioned how successful he was at representing indie devs last year and then brought out some other indie dev to show off his generic game while pretending to be an autist to recreate the moment from last year
Why the fuck are they bringing all these celebs to play a fucking game?
> WE'RE ALL TERRIBLE SO WE'RE ALL GONNA BE TERRIBLE TOGETHER
WEW LADS
fuck this is embarrasing
terry crews saves the stream
>all niggas sound like they are stoned and bored for life.
EVERYBODY IS EXCITED.
Get this whitey out-a-hea
>>340919267
I see you've already filled in the EA column
>>340919340
Out of touch executives
Terry NO
You're better than this
Mic man is pure cringe and everyone is black
Lol deodorant guy
AYO
HOL UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1M69l7ZGlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1M69l7ZGlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1M69l7ZGlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1M69l7ZGlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1M69l7ZGlw
Terry Crews does it again
>"Thats nut"
>>340918983
shit that is an old ass gif
>>340919134
no problem desu senpai
>>340919023
THREADS ARE 404 AT 7XX
there is a fag creating threads on 500
stop doing that you fuck
Why is that guy's arm thicker than my torso?
Is that like 1 white so far?
KEYBOARD CONFIRMED MASTER RACE
>terry crews is pc master race
Based
Everyone apologize, apparently the stream is exclusive to black people
PC MASTERRACE STRIKES AGAIN!
>Terry Crews PC master race.
TERRY THE HERO
ready for tap dancing
>>340918752
People forget that Neo wont make an appearance at E3. No hype for potential crash bandicoot?
CONSOLES BTFO'D
PC MASTER RACE
Why Snoop?
BLACKED
FUCKING SNOOP
SNOOOOP DOOOOG
>Terry Crew is a PCfag
What a time to be alive
SNOOP????????
>literally only black people
This is not natural
ITS THE D O DOUBLE G
where are we watching
>>340919762
Literally the embodiment of PC-tan
holy shit they've got Kyle interviewing niggers
SNOOP BIG TIME GAMER
>>340919289
>pretending to be an autist
Calm down you spurgs, I'm doing a drinking game every time I see one of you cry nig. I'm already done with one pack.
>>340920024
And only white people is, you fucking gaffot?
DEE
OOOO
DOUBLE
GEE
>All these black men
BOMB
Thas my homie man
The bomb
>>340920095
im watching here
https://www.twitch tv/ea
>>340920283
in just a few short minutes
Please end this cringefest.
>>340920249
nigger xD
>>340920283
but of course
Are they on cocaine? kek
>>340917202
You did
>Free to play garbage was there in the form of the star wars mmo and the app
>andromeda featuring tranny aliens
congrats
>>340915567
3/10. Only thing that stops me from giving them a 4 is that god awful cringy youtube shit at the end. BF 1 saved it but other than that, this was shit.
Dat nigga coughing like he just hit a mean j
>>340920220
did you watch it? they were clearly trying to have him act like yarnman and failing by the end he had practically dropped his nervous act
>Swagcourage
BUT WHERE IS THE GAMEPLAY
12 players
9 blacks
SWAG AND COURAGE
GOD DAMMIT
HEMPF
Jamie Foxx is 20 years older than Zac Effron
>esports casting
STOP
SSSSSSSTOP
THESE DUDES ARE SO FUCKING BAKED LMAO
>>340920492
Jokes on you, I already drunk
OP here
i'm out
there is another fag creating threads, but that one is full of autists
do your best with this shit
what a shitty EA, they have wasted all the money on bringing rappers FUCK
TAKE THIS PIC FOR THE NEW THREAD
WER DA GEAMPLAY
every single one of them is stoned. It's so fucking obvious.
>>340915567
The only thing that got my attention was FIFA story mode.
FINGERGUNS
:(
This is awful
Are the black people gone?
>inb4 based Terry wins cause he has the advantage of KB+M
HES A SPECIAL GUY
>starts going "TCH TCH TCH TCH"
>"that guys special"
self deprecation haha right guys
>>340920863
>not being stoned
Enjoy drinking literal poison
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