If you don't like Soldier 76 after watching HERO, then you're a faggot.
What if I liked him already before watching Hero?
>>340907496
Did he fugg that loli?
>>340907496
didnt want to use him, but damn he is actually fun to play as.
just wish his Helix rockets would have a shorter cooldown
>>340907930
>Why is "Soldier76 is D.Va's dad" a meme?
>He's one of the oldest and she's one of the youngest
>HERO short
>OH YEAH THAT'S HIS MEXICAN LOLI WAIFU
I don't understand /v/
He still has no personality beyond being bitter.
>>340910318
>/v/ is one person
>>340907496
Why do a lot of people on /v/ assume he's the biggest chad around and has fucked pretty much every female shown in overwatch?
>>340908276
When playing as 76:
>wish I could fire these rockets more often
When playing against 76:
>motherfucking rockets!!!1!!1
>tfw never played him because he looked boring
>He's fun and really really good
Holy shit, why does no one bitch about him?
>>340912279
Because he was handsome as fuck and successful as a commander during the early days of Overwatch.
>>340912474
Because he's the best husbando
>>340912279
He probably fucked mercy considering they were married.
76 is my guy.
>>340912474
because he isn't completely OP'd unlike most of the other classes
>>340912689
>was handsome
He still is tho
>>340912474
because he's the most balanced character in the game
you feel very strong while playing him well and the enemy has nothing to legitimately complain about
>>340913312
This.
>>340913312
I feel like him andReaperare the most balanced.
I just now realized the moon is the Ying and yang symbol
>>340913312
>Not reaper
I agree mostly but i think s76's heal is bullshit.
>>340907496
>Everyone I know calls him agent 76
>Join team chat
>People I don't know fucking call him AGENT 76
do any of you fucks do this?
>>340913246
He's all scarred up, old and bitter now, anon.
>>340907496
Can he still have sex with those goggles on?
>>340912474
Takes skill to play/build up his ult. He's pretty balanced
>>340914610
It would be extremely painful
>>340914909
His ult builds rather fast especially since retards will just stand and get shot in the head.
>>340914610
"Booty rich environment..."
>>340914942
Don't start it
>>340914578
That only makes him even more attractive.
>>3409155394u
>>340914570
i call him foxy grandpa
>>340915539
YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
>>340914942
PEENUS WEENUS
>GRRRRRRRRR
What did he mean by this?
>>340908276
>>340912474
>>340913312
>>340914403
Holy shit. What am I seeing here. /v/ having a actual discussion about a video game?
The singularity has finally come, ladies and gentlemen.
does soldier 76 like coffee?
>>340917432
>Holy shit. What am I seeing here. /v/ having a actual discussion about a video game?
Is this your first day? Fuck off.
What rock have you been living under? Aside from the waifufaggotry, Overwatch shit does get discussed pretty seriously, especially with regards to McCREEEEEEEEEEEE and Widowmaker balance issues.
>>340917475
No
>>340913312
Well I definitley feel like 76 is very well-rounded.
Junkrat is extremely balanced it's just possible to hit his skill ceiling within 10 minutes of play time.
>Be zenyatta
>walk outside
>trip and fall
>Instantly die
>>340917556
>>340918117
I've been busy playing Overwatch so It's my first vist since 24 May. Looks like things are getting better.
>>340910318
the dad meme is because he's old and always shouts advice to teammates
>>340918561
He needs a health increase, and a damage decrease to compensate.
>>340918561
>Be Zen
>Walk outside spawn
>Gentle breeze touches his face
>Screams in agony as his body slowly falls apart into nothingness
>>340907930
>>340907496
Someone post that picture of him saying "old habits die hard" while fugging her
When is the turrible random match weekly going away? It seems like it's been up for more than a week now.
>>340919682
>Be zen
>Decide floating is boring
>Put legs down to walk
>Legs instantly break as i yell for medic
>no one ever comes
>i sit there with my legs broken as the mcree comes to flashbang me even though i already can't move
>>340907496
HERO was really really predictable.
Gotta wonder how many lives were lost for the life of a single girl whos not smart enough to run from a grenade.
Most certainly a bad end
>>340907496
He's my most played hero, but I think Junkrat, Bastion andTjorbornare the most fun.
He's the easiest to sit into and get a really fucking good play-session out of, tho. He was made as the accessible Hero, but isn't severely dumbed-down/OP. I can appreciate that game-design.
>>340920029
Please don't dishonor my husbando
>>340920345
Literally all of them were predictable.
>>340920345
Shell shock would kinda make you dumb for short period of time.
>>340918561
>trip and fall
>die
>transhumanist blame it on society
>>340920170
>Be Zen
>Making my way to the objective to help teammates
>Float over Junkrat's beartrap
>Feel bad for him, so I decide to be a goodsport and pretend to get caught
>Get a grenade in the face for my troubles
>>340921715
>tfw you'll never have a caramel loli hero-worship you
>>340921307
>Trip and fall
>Reinhard sees this as he picks up my dead body
>I WILL GET REVENGE FRIEND
>he shoves his hammer to the ground breaking the concrete
>respawn in 5
>>340922113
>you'll never attempt to console her after she just watched you murder several people that she probably knew and grew up with
>you'll never tackle her with your muscular 200 pound soldier body, breaking numerous bones
>you'll never struggle to communicate with her through her damaged hearing from a grenade blast
>>340918436
I hate Junkrat so much. His kit is extremely decked out and he can kill a lot of characters with only a few direct hits. Even if he misses he has a mine he can detonate whenever he wants that does a ton of damage, or a trap to use with either of them. And finally his ult is extremely strong, basically a better version of D.vas that can climb walls and puts him in no danger whatsoever when he uses it. It's really easy to get kills with and I honestly see way too many play of the games with that fucking tire.
It's rare for me to play a game without him on one of the teams.
>try to play a balanced amount as every character
>always end up doing best as S76
>had a couple games where I got 5 gold medals
I don't know what this means.
Here's a neato question: who's the character that personally surprises you with their balance?
Bastion for me desu. His turret-mode is fucking ludicrous in its damage-dealing, but he's brought back by not being particularly tanky, completely immobile, and a semi-useless fuck in recon who can be easily out-damaged/maneuvered.
Initially I thought he was bullshit, but he's so easily countered, and playing him properly requires some fore-thought and backup.
>>340920170
kek
>>340924818
Reaper is the most balanced character in the game and his reload animation cancel is very useful.
>>340924818
Reaper is pretty balanced as far as offensive heroes go, along with Pharah and Soldier 76.
>>340907930
you know I would. I would be like BOOM right up your pussy! And then I got that clit on my site! know what i mean nigga?
Any tips for Genji? I want to play Ambusher, but I feel he doesn't put out enough damage to pick off Widowmaker and Hanzo before I have to run away.
I tried playing D.Va as my Ambush/Flanker, but she puts out NO DAMAGE at all.
>>340907496
HERO ruined 76 for me. I was so ready to believe he'd be a betrayed soldier anti hero with a grudge, but no it always has to be "Oh he's a good guy who cares about kids and American values"!
>>340907930
Yep. It's canon.
>>340926371
that's literally reaper, go play reaper you fucking edgecake
>>340926371
>Not liking a hero who has fallen and became a revenge seeker but still has a bit of goodness in his heart
It must be painful having that shitty taste.
>>340907496
Is he and Reapor even supposed to have a contrast? Short made him look like and extreemly edgy constantly grunting anti hero.
Difference is literally just which side they're on.
>>340927434
He's an old soldier who can't let his old habits die hard but he's still good on the inside.
Reaper is an edgy villain who has left the old habits for revenge, he is no longer good on the inside.
>>340925092
>reload animation cancel
Wait, what?
>>340927434
Reaper wouldn't save a kid from grenade explosion.
>>340914570
Why would people not just call him 76? it's already enough fucking syllables.
>>340927434
Reaper is grimdark, S76 is nobledark
>>340927434
Reaper is an undead Mexican ghost who hates the living, while 76 is an All-American hero who wants to make the world a better place through brute force. They're not really the same at all.
>>340926710
>that's literally reaper
No Reaper became a villain because his superiors were mean to him. I want 76 to be a crazed Rorschach-esque conspiracy theorist who's on a thug murdering spree to find out what happened to Overwatch
>>340927959
Shortly after throwing his guns away, the counter goes back up to max, so you can cancel it with a melee attack or whatnot and be full on ammo.
>>340927959
You know how reaper drops his guns when he reloads right?
The reloading happens before he actually drops them and you can just melee after the counter goes back up.
>>340927434
>tfw playing with bros and go 76 while friend plays Reaper
>flank at the same time and wreck the shit out of the enemy team, even fucking up their McRee
>>340907496
I did start to like him after he beat a Mexican gang banger to death with a pinyatta
>>340928360
>>340928423
Didn't knew about that, thanks!
>>340927434
The contrast is Reaper wouldn't have gone back for the little girl. While 76 became jaded after Overwatch he is still a hero buried deep down while Reaper just let his grudge push him over the edge and he doesn't care what gets caught in the crossfire.
It is actually clever when you compare what their ults do, 76's is precision strikes to prevent collateral damage and friendly fire while Reaper's is wanton destruction all around him.
>>340928493
>Its high no-
(gets cornered by light on one side and dark on the other)
>Shit its like 3 o clock or something
>>340928742
Sleep tight Reaper
>>340928742
SLEEP! SLEEP! SLEEP!
>>340928742
No problemo.
You guys heard some of the extracted lines not in the game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N9NRPhoTcQ
>>340918561
How does he trip if he floats?
>>340912934
wut
>>340929968
Is it me or back in the beta there were a lot of voice lines that aren't playing now?
>>340929990
The air below him was blowing a little and his legs got flipped.
>>340929990
>Be Zenyatta
Don't you know how to read.
>>340929968
Roadhog's laugh is creepy as fuck.
>>340913312
>Try to do a meme team with 6 Soldiers
>It actually works way too well because he has good maneuverability, good range, high dps, tears through armor with rockets, and can heal
You basically need Mei to put that set up down.
>>340929968
Roadhog is such an anomaly. Among all the shitty voice acting and terrible, boring character interactions he exists.
>>340930679
Wasn't it also his fault that the Aussies got nuked?
>>340927434
They are actually rivals in the backstory.
>>340907496
>Looking forward to the Junkrat and Roadhog short
>Nervous one will betray the other
So what are you expecting for Mercy short?
>>340931738
Getting fucked by Winston
>>340930928
It was a lot of people's fault, seeing as there was a whole army that attacked the omnics. Roadhog was a member of that army, though. Strangely enough, Roadhog seems more composed than Junkrat, despite it being implied that he's seen way worse.
Roadhog truly is the best.
>>340931204
They've already got a comic and a character reveal trailer. I'd love for them to get a short, but it's unlikely.
>>340931972
Blizz might because they're a popular duo
I hope they do because they've got the best lines in the game
>>340926049
If you can catch a widowmaker from the side while she's distracted you're pretty much bound to get 3-6 shuriken in, which deals pretty good damage. Then use the dash to deal further damage / get behind and M2 / finish her off.
When I play Genji widowmakers aren't my absolute primary targets, although they're up there. My main task is stopping people from playing bastion.
>>340932234
>Junkrat's absolute lack of poker face when confronted by Hanzo
I just wish they hadn't made Roadhog silent in the comics. He sure as hell isn't silent in the game.
>>340907496
>Playing one of the first characters to get nerfed right after McCree gets bent over
>>340931738
Her playing God and relishing in the suffering of her patients.
>>340931738
Filling out a bunch of paperwork in the hospital.
>>340933119
Is there anything to nerf in him? He's really balanced and Blizz would be fool to work him.
>>340931738
MGS
>>340907930
Yes. Blizz confirmed it.
>>340914403
>post pic of reaper while saying S76 heal is too good
You know you can just eat souls to heal, right?
>>340933268
How many times has she experimented on her patients and changed them? Soldier 76, Reaper and Genji are obvious, but who else?
>>340933978
Nice. Any SFM?
Is this a fun video game
>>340933981
>s76's heal requires no kills
>heals 65 health or so a second
>>340934027Everyone on her team is just one big experiment to her.
>>340933978
>Bliz confirmed it
N-nani?
>>340908276
Jesus no.
Those things tear up the ass of anyone they hit, god forbid if it's a headshot.
>>340929968
Junkrat's are good too.
They cut out a line for when his trap snags some one.
"Ohhh, -THAT-'s where I left it."
Couple of others that made him a bit more sane and just a fun-loving guy instead of giggles and roars.
>>340935031
My dad works for Blizzard and I can confirm it. Also Tracer and Widowmaker fug in the next short.
why is mei so fat?!
>>340931972
He's sort of like 76 in the fact he's hiding from his past, just a total d-bag murderer instead of a fallen hero.
>>340933268
How she fucked up Reaper.
>>340919656
His damage isn't actually that spectacular, the discord orb inflates it a little but its quite manageable for a non AOE, non hitscan weapon.
Charged orbs are completely useless too, they don't actually get a damage increase, it just fires 5 orbs at slightly faster speed, you're better off just unloading into someone in the time it takes to charge that shit up, at least you can adjust your aim and apply harmony/discord during that time.
>>340935732
Robots aren't people
SOON TO BE DEAD GAME
>>340935732
Doesn't roadhog wear the mask because his breathing is fucked up?
>>340936386
No it's because he lives in a radioactive desert
>Roadhog's art shows a Western Australian number plate
>In game changed to a fake plate
Perth cucked again
>>340907496
>Hero was literally just Soldier 76 beating the shit out of mexicans
>>340907496
If you liked HERO you're retarded. Fucking rushed, poorly animated and directed bullshit
>>340934027
>made Junkrat insane
>made Tjorborn, proud, seven foot tall Nordic Man of aristocracy, a disgusting, surly manlet
>Hated him to begin with because I thought he was "generic cowadoody soldier"
>Saw all the Dad 76 memes
>Grew to like him
Who /Soldier76main/ here
>>340937387
>"Maining" characters
But I guess if there's one to main 76 is the least retarded, he'll fit nearly anywhere, he can even be a ghetto healer.
Too bad his legendary skins fucking suck
this is the best one he has
>>340937672
>not bone
Shit taste.
Too pleb tier. They just play him for his ultimate that goes off every 3 minutes.
>>340937672
His origins skin is cool but I agree. At least his original design is great.
>>340937672
>No number one dad skin
>>340937846
Bone is for edgelords who want to pretend they're not edgelords who play Reaper.
>>340937895
>Every 3 mins
>In a game with 6 min rounds
wew lad
>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
What did he mean by this?
>NOW THIS PLACE MAKES ME WANT TO BE AN ATHEIST
JUNKRAT CONFIRMED CHRISTIAN
>>340918237
Everyone past the age of 40 likes coffee. Unless they're a hippie or something. And as someone who served for three years, everyone drank coffee whenever there was a chance.
>>340938209
>Every god-believer is Christian
I know you're joking but still.
>>340937672
His best skin isClassic________________
>>340938541
It really is, the alt colours are okay but the default is amazing.
I wanna be a special snowflake though so I use the gold one.
>>340907496
I like him before Hero and Hero was a boring piece of shit
>>340937136
It says ROAD RBGE?
>>340938996
Yes.
Straya whew
Post good feel moments with Soldier:76
>on Temple of Anubis
>just joined game
>go up to the opening archway
>enemy team putting up a literal fucking S T O N E W A L L
>like some pre-planned "you be this nigga, I'll be this nigga" levels of coordination
>Reinhardt putting up a shield in-front of a turret, a bastion, another soldier and a widowmaker with a Mercy being a cunt behind them all
>completely accidentally out-gun the soldier at range by nailing a few headshots when I didn't even know I was aiming for his head and doming him with helix
>helix/spray down the widowmaker
>charge up left
>behind entire enemy team
>they don't know
>I'VE GOT THEM IN MY SIGHTS
>kill tjorbitch and Mercy
>die because getting hit with rocket hammers is bad for your health t b h
>look at the top right
>fucking salvo of deaths on either team
>I accidentally prompted the battle of the bulge in that archway through my plucky solo-push up the flank
>we take the pointultimately lost the game and failed to take the next one but it was brutaland funas fuck
>>340937846
If Bone doesn't have that goofy-ass pattern on the mouthpiece, I'd agree with you
>>340912474
He's well rounded compared to others
>Has good mobility without having to worry about burning a cooldown to do it
>can deal consistent damage without having to resort to cheap tactics (flash/fan)
>can help shoulder the burden of the support players by toping up other players with his biotic field
>His ult still requires a bit of effort without it just being a "hit button, everyone dies" ability
>>340939323
What do girls find so attractive about guys opening a jar? Is this even a thing?
>>340939170
76 is really good at breaking stalemates. Unlike McCree where it takes time for Deadeye to charge, you can use Tactical Visor to push people back from a payload or a choke point - Tactical Visor is the doom of Mercies, Hanzos, Junkrats, Zenyattas, Widowmakers, Symmetras.. Literally anyone who isn't squishy. Doesn't make him light up like a christmas tree either.
I always assumed 76 was one of many clones of Morrison.
I mean what else would the designation mean?
>>340937987
>>340938003
>le edge
>Implying mariachi isn't the best skin in the game
>>340939715
If you play a custom game with more than one Soldier 76 bot the extras are named Soldier 77, 78 and so on.
Normal heroes just get 2, 3, etc after their name.
>>340939641
It is.
It's hard to explain, but I guess you could pin it down to a woman having "a big, independent stronk man" as a partner.
My ex liked when I lifted heavy shit. She found it attractive, apparently.
>>340939840
Yes.
It is.
Reaper's still edgy as shit though which is part of what makes the mariachi juxtaposition so amusing.
>>340937846
Call of Duty/10
>>340939641
Good jars are a fucking bitch to open man.
That cheesy spaghetti sauce still fucks me up good
>>340940012
Is it really edginess if it's intended to be such a clear parody of edgy characters?
Or does it just become endearing edginess.
>>340940012
>Reaper
>Edgy
Have you not heard him crack wise he even has a special line on dorado that i can't seem to find any videos of.
>>340940050
Use a can opener or whack em with a spoon.
You gotta break the air seal.
Worst thing is when it takes more than one try and then your hands get sweaty and slip on the lid.
>>340912474
I felt the same. I thought he looked boring and kinda lame, didn't play him during closed beta weekend or open beta once. At launch I decided to play him and he's a lot of fun actually, plus I actually really love his character.
>>340940335
You seem to have missed the point.
>>340940329
The latter.
>DEATH COMES
>WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU...
>DEATH WALKS AMONG YOU
>DIE DIE IDE
No way in hell you could claim Reaper isn't edgy.
>>340907496
Mohawk punk was my favorite.
>>340939340
That's why it's called bone, nigga.
>>340940625
>tfw teammates are low on health but run from your biotic field
>>340940723
More of an Pale nimbus type of guy myself, 2bh.
>>340940428
Wait, hitting the lid with a spoon helps? How?
>>340940723
I like the plain white and blue color scheme a lot but that pattern is a bit too much for me
>>340940990
Deforms the lid, it can break the air seal or make it easier to break it when you twist it off.
Basically, if the lid pops then it's coming off with no effort after that.
Speaking of call of duty, i really miss reznov.
Mei animated short when?
>>340907496
I already have Reinhardt, OP.I would most definetely do a 76 tho.
>>340933268
>2 mad German scientists
What's the worst that could happen?
>>340941225
Ah okay. Thanks for the tip, anon
>>340908276
See
>>340935074
They do a hell of a damage so the cool down is right
>>340941535
I really want the Reinhardt short.
There's a lot of room for being both lighthearted and serious there.
I want to see his chivalrous adventures after Overwatch disbanded, his comic just wan't enough.
>>340934027
>She experimented on 76
Get your head out of your ass, he was a super soldier before they met.
>mfw people like Borefest 76
>Shittiest cliche
>Retarded looking jacket
>fucking baby hair
LSHMSH (laughing so hard my stomach hurts) @ you fucking idiots.
>>340937672
>Implying Jet isn't his best
>Not wanting to look like a Black-ops soldier
>>340937672
Smoke is best
>>340941535
Does he have two elbows on each arm or is that how muscles work?
>>340920029
This one?
>>340928742
TIME TO SLEEP
>>340939323
>Don't lie to me
I kek'd.
>>340942658
>that visible bulge in her tummy pushed up by soldier 76's helix cocket
>>340907930
She had to get her money back
Reminder that it is canon
>>340942658
lewd
>>340941437
She better get a short not a shitty comic like Pharah
>>340907496
REINHARDT
MOVIE
WHEN
Isn't this just a TF2 ripoff?
>>340925863
I still don't know who decided it would be a good idea to allow him move with his ultimate though.
>tfw he's your husbando and you're not even gay
>>340943250
pretty much, expect it's made by blizzard so it's terrible, because they can't into FPS.
It's fun, but it's dumbed down to the extreme.
>>340943354
He moves at like 30% of his normal movespeed. I don't see why it's a big deal sincesar if you're out of range all you have to do is keep backing away.
>>340942658
Moar
>>340943096
>Pharrah is clearly the best waifu
>has the best skins (anubis skin and the fucking STATE of those native American-themed skins are orgasmic)
>I'm shit with her for some reason
>can usually adapt to whatever and do well but I suck fat dicks with Pharrah
>everytime I use her ulti poor ho doesn't even get to "JUSTICE WILL RE-" before I get Hanzo'd
SUFFERING
>>340907496
Soldier 76 is alright, but his short was pretty gay and it gave us literally no insight into the character.
All the short showed was that he fights bad guys, and we already knew that.
>implying 76 isn't the worst hero lore wise
>>340943096
Did someone order some Justice?
>>340943861
It shows he is a softy.
>>340942658
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
M-my dad would never do such horrendous thing!
>>340943456
There is more going on in a match of overwatch than there is in a round of TF2.
>>340943831
Same. Everytime I play her, the enemy sniper is godly. When the enemy has a Pharah, she is on fire and our team cant deal with her. There must be a trick
>>340943861
It shows that he's not just a bitter old man out for a revenge, he still cares about people despite what he may have you believe. Not exactly groundbreaking stuff but it makes him a 3 dimensional character.
>>340943979
Can I get some justice from below?
>>340939641
for some reason women find male forearms insanely attractive. whenever people do a study on this shit, forearms are just behind the ass and back/lats in terms of "favorite body parts." i've heard that a guy with ripped forearms wearing his sleeves rolled up is the masculine equivalent of a woman wearing her shirt half unbuttoned.
so unscrewing a jar forces you to flex your forearm muscles really hard, as well as apply a bit of torque, so it also doubles as a tease, a preview of a display of strength.
basically, it's the masculine equivalent of a girl unbuttoning her shirt and licking her finger
>>340944269
How do you think he made everyone?
>>340944516
Women are fucking weird
>>340937672
Commando 76 is his best skin though.
>>340944221
>>340944439
>It shows that he's not just a bitter old man out for a revenge, he still cares about people despite what he may have you believe.
I thought that was obvious just from the way he acts in game. He's not an angry old man, just tired, he still cares about everyone else though, why else would he say "Everyone come here and heal up" when he drops his healing?
>>340944750
This is the truth
Would you give her the money?
>>340944516
>>340944750
here, see for yourself
>>>/soc/23906369
>>340944516
Forearms are for fightin' and workin'
You only get huge forearms from working hard
>>340944808
>I thought that was obvious just from the way he acts in game.
It does, but you gotta remember the people that could be drawn in by the short probably know next to nothing about him.
>>340937846
I use bone because it makes the Visor blue
I like that
Might get Gold too
>>340918561
>Be roadhog in open area
>see zen outside of hook range
>cry on the inside as I melt like butter
I have a love hate relationship with zen he either shuts me down or I shut him down.
>>340945047
>/soc/
Oh what horrors await me here?
>>340944808
I agree and I also thought that the video was kinda lame compared to the other ones
>>340945047
Well there are men who likes fat women so I don't think it's that weird.
>>340944968
>that stubble
who's the artist?
>>340940849
76 should be able to see teammates who need health like the support classes.
>>340942658
Nailed it anon
>>340912474
>every enemy 76 fucks my shit up
>play 76
>do absolute trash with him
>>340944808
The shorts are basically just primers on the character's motivations and mild backstory.
See: Winston and Reaper.
>>340945438
There should be a large notification for teammates so that people are aware of where the healing is.
Also there should be some kind of indicator for where your support is when low on health, sick of fuckers calling for healing half a map away.
best dilf
>>340945663
>See: Winston and Reaper.
But the Winston short gave a lot of backstory on Winston and we got to know him more as a character. The Soldier 76 short was all about some random girl and her mom, soldier just kind of showed up for a minute and then fucked off. The short should have been about him remembering the old days before Overwatch was disbanded
>>340945663
>Play mercy someone is across the map inside and can't reach them
>play lucio wall ride my there in seconds but don't have enough heals to save then
>play zenyatta and be fucking useless because Zenyatta
Fuck those faggots
>>340935758
That means you need line of sight much longer with m1 than you would with charged orb.
>>340945853
Winston is best character story wise and game play wise in overwatch
>>340945853
Soldier's whole thing is that he's mysterious, you can't really explore him too much without giving away that gimmick.
>>340945918
You can't place orbs while charging or firing so no, you don't need longer LOS
Mercy x 76 is the real shit, people
then comes Mercy x Genji
Pharah can go back to /u/
>>340946327
>Best bro Torb never gets any waifu
Why much he suffer so
>>340945438
He can, look in his options menu
>>340946419
He loves machines too much for humans.
>>340945438
you can, check options then click controls -> select solider 76 where it says all heros
then an option comes up that says see allied health bars as solider 76
>>340946419
He already wrecked everyone in Overwatch with his robodick, he just pumps and dumps.
>>340946591
Everyone needs someone anon
>>340946661
Alright then, he was sweet on Liao before Liao disappeared from the face of the earth.
>>340946661
He's got a turret.
>>340946419
Torb can be with Zarya because they both remove omnic
>>340944516
>i've heard that a guy with ripped forearms wearing his sleeves rolled up is the masculine equivalent of a woman wearing her shirt half unbuttoned
Extremely slutty?
>>340946327
>Mercy x 76 is shit
Haha. No.
>>340946785
>Torb gets best waifu
fucking perfect
>>340946518
>>340946646
Well, shit. Thanks.
Why wasn't that default?
>>340946785
Zarya has her eye on a cowboy, why would she settle for less?
>>340944516
>basically, it's the masculine equivalent of a girl unbuttoning her shirt and licking her finger
and yet when I ask girls to do this i get slapped
shaking my head
>>340946892
>is THE shit
that's actually a good thing, eurofriend
>>340946956
Cause even though he has a heal, is job is still shootbang, so it's not vital to play him.
>>340939715
I'm pretty sure 2076 was the year overwatch fell.
>>340947119
2060s actually.
>>340946961
does she even have any lines with Mcree?
>>340946852
I dunno about that, since "slutty" is a very feminine concept that doesn't translate well to masculinity
but yes, it can be a very sexualized thing. in general, if you want to see how to sexualize a man while still portraying him as very masculine (since a lot of meme "b-but what if we sexualized the guys to, guys" art makes them look like homo drag queens), look at how the MCU does Captain America and Thor. Trust me on this.
>>340945774
Many fine husbandos in this game.
Only thing it's actually missing is a feminine boy.
Genji doesn't count.
>>340947063
Oh, sorry. It's pretty early in the morning here so I didn't see "The". Then I'm completely agrees with that statment.
I'm not European tho.
>>340947368
>Wanting a feminine boy
Disgusting
>>340946961
>source
>my ass
dad is my fav
>>340946646
>>340946518
>check other characters' options
HOLY SHIT RIP TIRES CAN CLIMB WALLS?
>>340947220
Yeah constantly calls him Cowboy and he mentions how weird it sounds coming from her.
>>340947368
>Genji doesn't count
he's bishi as hell and comes complete with cat ears
>>340947476
Fuck Mcree he's a shitter Torb is a real man
>>340947418
Well I dont want a gorilla but that niche is filled.
Is it true Soldier 76 is from Indiana?
Or was I getting trolled in backstory?
>>340947446
Did you not know? They're a bit weird but they can. They also go through Reinhardt's shield.
>No Junkrat and Roadhog short
>No D.Va short
>No Zenyatta short
>No McCree short
It's like Blizzard hates fun, everything has to be epic or edgy.
It's a miracle that Winston got a short which wasn't all too edgy.
>>340947541
>a real manlet
ftfy
>>340943831
It's not because you have a jetpack that you are forced to stay in the air at all times.
Using it to hover WILL get you killed by a sniper.
The knockback ability can be used as a rocket jump to get some mobility, on top of the shift thingy.
Learn how to direct hit.
Don't use the Ult as soon as you get it, and DON'T use it when you're flying.
>>340947368
>only thing that's missing is a feminine boy
Soon.
>>340947368
They already have one boyo.
>>340947535
Genji is a weeaboo darth vader and probably has a scarred cock.
>>340947908
You mean has no lower torso.
>>340947873
That's a girl.
There is quite clearly tits.
>>340947542
>Disliking Winston
Full blown scum
>>340907496
If you have two teams of 76 it counts up in their names.
76, 77, 78...
Saw this in a video and enjoyed it
Even go
>>340947997
Maybe they saved the cock.
>>340947576
No, Morrison was from a simple rural life in Indiana, Reyes was from the heart of a sprawling LA.
Speaking of which, there's some unused Reaper spawn lines that possible hint at a new map being based in LA (besides Hollywood I mean):
>Home sweet home
>It's just not the same without the smog...
>>340947908
>Genji
>dick
Nope. Not anymore.
The guy can't even taste or eat anymore, what makes you think he still has a dick?
Literally the only organic thing left of him is his head and (maybe only most of) his face.
He might not even have a proper jaw like Raiden, for all we know.
>>340948034
Yes, it's like you think they wouldn't have improved mamoplasty
>>340947583
I never had enough time to play around with the tire's movement mechanics since I was always desperate to find people to blow up before my tire did. But damn, that's good to know.
>>340948212
I think his spine is organic but yeah, most of Genji is robo-ized. Mercy went full Frank Jaegar on him.
>>340946956
Blizzard is fucking retarded
>>340948212
>implying that Mercy didn't give him a set of interchangeable prosthetic robot cocks
>>340948250
I said feminine boy not girl goddamnit.
I don't follow Overwatch. What movies are we talking about?
>>340948512
>implying he'd want them
He went full revengeance mode after he survived. He didn't care or even want them.
>>340948550
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAYFVhxsaqDuOh4Ic5mRu5CiZVKCMVv66
>>340948250
>it took Shinji 24 months and a sex change to get in the goddam robot
idk how blizz managed to make him the most based character in the roster
but they did it
Smoke andOriginalare the only two acceptable 76 skins.
>>340948212
I'd make it a top priority to save the cock, dude would probably kill himself otherwise.
I mean he was meant to be a womaniser before the incident.
>>340947438
So when dis Soldier 76 fuck a qt gook to create D.va?
>>340948641
>speak with Zenyatta
>"oh yeah, I guess that there's more to life than killing and being edgy"
>...
>...
>"Hey Mercy, can you do me a favor?"
>>340948212
He still breathes tho. Artificial lungs maybe?
>>340948165
The latter line piques my interest.
Makes me wonder if LA is also getting invaded by the Vishkar corporation like what happened in regions of Brazil, or some other tyrannical corporation like the in Dorado.
Because as someone who lived in LA most of their life, a smogless LA is fucking unheard of unless if there's constantly rain or some sci-fi shit going on to wash it all out of the valley.
You would think it's so simple of a concept
DON'T SHOOT THE SHIELD
>>340948789
Genji is trained by Zenyatta
>>340948692
yeah, Reinhardt is pretty great
>>340948724
why do you think he needed Zenyatta to help him chill
I mean helping Overwatch take down the Shimada clan helped distract Genji from what he became for a bit, but after that was over he was a nervous wreck and was straight up suicidal until Zenyatta helped him accept himself
>>340948890
Mercy would still have to engineer the cock together
>>340948789
>
Pathetic virgins are the worst
>>340948873
That was kind of pathetic for a zarya ult desu
>>340949023
This wouldn't be an issue if he had some meat and 2 veg swinging between his legs.
Thanks Mercy you bitch.
>>340949059
She got 5/6 people. Thats pretty good for her
>>340948873
>Tell my team not to shoot Zarya shield
>reaper decides to do nothing but shoot her shield for the rest of the game and nothing else
>>340948873
People who don't play Zarya just don't understand how she works.
>>340920170
>I was born with glass bones and paper skin
>every day I break my arms and every afternoon I break my legs
>then I lay in bed until my heart attacks put me to sleep
t. zenyatta
>>340949175
>implying that he can't take it off and put it on as warranted
remove cock during battle, remove problem
>>340949175
He'd still feel suicidal since he just murdered his own clan and is now a monstrosity of science because he was stupid enough to accept the deal from Overwatch.
>>340949201
She got 3 people.
One of them when the ult was off.
>>340948816
Necessary artificial organs like a lung and a heart, too.
In all honestly though, he likely has lots of blood and bodily fluids left inside of him.
He probably visits hospitals quite frequently for monthly blood donations. My guess is that he self-injects nutrients into some part of his body, too. He needs blood and nutrients to circulate preserve his brain, at least.
>>340948838
I mean, in Overwatch Hollywood is a place you can walk around with no risk of getting stabbed so yeah something happened
>winning with an all soldier team
No better feeling.
>>340948838
I could see Lumerico doing it, if they're as far reaching as they appear.
>>340949391
Robodick is just a glorified dildo, it's not a real dick.
>>340949439
Well he'd focus on that since he didn't have a dick.
>>340949719
>Last 50 meters of defense on kings row
>whole team says fuck it and picks Solider
>hold the point for 6 minuets and win
Solider teams are based as fuck
>>340949646
>live in Hollywood
>life's pretty good since Overwatch showed up
>no more gangs, things are pretty peaceful
>feel safe walking down the street
>going to get some milk from the store
>some tall guy in a black hoodie literally winks into existence right in front of me
>turns around, he's wearing some weird skull mask
>pulls out two fucking shotguns (from where???)
>starts shouting DIE DIE DIE DIE
>everyone gets killed
>he floats away
not that much safer desu
>>340949439
actually he didn't get involved directly against any operations against the Shimada, he secretly provided testimony and other intel that helped Overwatch take them to trial.
He was offered a job as an Operator though, and at first he refused but Zen taught him that he could do a lot of good in the world so he was all "alright, sign me up let's install that Shuriken Factory in my arm Mercy was talking about"
>>340949729
Isn't Lumerico an energy corporation though? aren't they doing shady shit by extracting energy from the earth's ground or sonar waves or something like that?
>>340949810
if you can put feeling into artificial fingers and toes, you can put feeling into an artificial dick. cmon son, think
I've put over 100 hours into Overwatch and have not watched a single one of those videos.
>>340941971
If he's supposed to be like an extremely attractive and muscular Quixote, then there's a lot of room for chivalrous shenanigans and srs stuff.
>>340949059
they had to reload after one shot, if they had full ammo for the ult that would have killed them all
>>340949857
>Go 6 McCree in premade
>Everyone is working in sync, nobody can get close to us without eating a flashbang/double fan
>Sometimes chain flashbangs
Stack teams are so retarded fun if you work together.
>tfw winning Anubis attack with 6 Reaper
>>340939715
>American Super-Soldier
>1776
>>340949439
Did he really murder them? I thought he just did an inside job and provided testimony to get them arrested or something like that. And even then, not all of them are caught. That's why the shimada castle is still around in the Dragons short, for one thing.
...Who the hell is running the Shimada clan now, anyway? Their nephew? Uncle? Cousin?
>>340950040
I thought more about how real dicks are much more attractive than robo dicks.
>>340949729
I'm guessing a lot of LA got leveled in the first Omnic Crisis, so something like Lumerico or Vishkar stepped in to rebuild it, and during that they installed some Sci-Fi tech that got rid of the smog.
I do remember hearing that the West Coast got nailed pretty hard by the first Omnic Crisis so I suspect it's that. I guess we don't know for sure until Blizzard decides if they want to do another LA map.
>>340950294
it changes because Hanzo keeps killing them
>>340949952
Man he did more than that. Him meeting Zenyatta literally happened after the Shimada was dismantled, by Genji, and he left Overwatch to go wander. He already had the shuriken arm when he was turned into the six trillion yen man.
>>340950012
The most recent, in-setting, news regarding Lumerico is about a geothermal energy plant they set up in central America but they could certainly do more than that. Lumerico hasn't really been expanded upon though.
>>340950360
eh, you take what you can get
>>340950294
>Who the hell is running the Shimada clan now, anyway?
No one, they're basically in a death rattle unless Talon can convince Hanzo to join up with them and bring the clan back from it's grave.
>>340950294
We don't know for sure but someone related to Hanzo and Genji is. We do know that Genji helped Overwatch really do a number on them but they weren't totally wiped out.
>>340950360
>implying Genji would even need or want a dick with his new, superior robo-body
aahahaha nigga just install sex.exe into the hardrive implanted in your brain ahaha now you can experience the great feelings of sex on the go whenever ahaha
>>340950735
It's not about sex, it's about having people want you.
And your dick.
>>340914204
lol
>>340950552
What, that can't be right Hanzo hasn't been apart of the clan since the night of the Genji fight. He became so disgusted with himself and a family that would pit brother versus brother that he abandoned them and went freelance.
That's why he had to sneak back into the castle during Dragons, and why Genji mentioned that he risks so much, it's because what's left of the Shimada and their Yakuza buddies want Hanzo's head because they think he had a plan in Overwatch's attack on them.
>>340950841
That's adorable, how hard was it to move them?
>>340950735
>why would you ever fuck someone else when you could just hook VR up to an onahole???
this is what /r9k/ actually believes!
>>340931738
Her getting CLANKED
>>340950841
I'm sure Mercy can install an asspussy onahole with some haptic feedback
>>340950926
I know. Talon wants Hanzo to join up with them so they, Talon, can reshape the clan and have it under their control. Hanzo's basically the gatekeeper and keymaster for Talon getting their hands on his clan. Much more so than Genji.
>>340950973
I would gladly trade sex over something else if that said something else was able to give me much more intense pleasure than actual sex.
>>340947368
>chiseled, ultra masculine scarred face of a mature man.
>feminine body
You may probably have the shittiest taste of all faggots.
At least shota and trapfags are consistent.
Who /offenseonly/ here?
Honestly I laugh at the cucks who play tanks or, god forbid, support. They're just a bunch of submissive tools.
>>340951152
like the comfort of genuine, loving intimate contact with another real human being?
>>340951153
wot
>>340951109
what is Talon's master plan, anyway?
>>340939323
>Musclegirl trying to be sweet on the hardened cowboy
I never new I wanted to ship this.
>>340951298
Yeah he can probably still feel that by you know, hugging and touching and shit.
Assuming he has touch receptors.
And plenty of people just have sex for fun and take it for granted. Genji did.
>>340951418
Probably to take over the world from the shadows. The way they're presented paints them like a more serious Cobra from G.I. Joe. They just have to contend with cyberpunk corporations in a superhero setting.
>>340951418
I'm pretty sure they all just really hate omnics and want to keep them from reintegrating into society.
>>340943096
Pharah has a little tiny ass though. It's wedged in so tight in that suit.
>>340951296
Nice try but you gotta try harder.
>>340951668
You bought into that stupid rhetoric. They're most likely behind that one Omnium close to Russia coming back online and causing Aleksandra to pull out of the Olympics.
>>340951418
IDK, but my crackpot theory is that they're actually rogue good guys who're secretly fighting for global independence against these Illuminati-like mega corps that just suddenly appeared shortly after the ominic crisis. That would explain all of the weird hints and map evidence surrounding Sombra and Lumerico in the Dorado map.
They just rely on extremely moral and unjust practices to get the job done, though. Kind of like how Reyes was a "get the job done no matter the costs" kinda guy before Blackwatch was formed.
>>340950390
I didn't know that LA got wrecked hard in the Omnic Crisis.
That would easily explain why Reaper hates omnics, then.
>>340951764
>those hypno Mercy webms
>>340952194
>people ACTUALLY get turned on by those things
sad.jpg
>>340952145
>Sombra works for talon
why would Pharah's mom work against Overwatch?
>>340907496
He's just old batman with guns. As vanilla as his kit in game is. Not a bad thing though.
>>340951946
I feel like that would almost support the anti-omnic idea though. They started up the omnium and fucked with the Russians so that when people say "Hey guys omnics aren't that bad" there's a whole country that'll say "Oh yeah? What about that time they fucked us again after the omnic crisis?"
>>340952252
He's an anime poster. Half of the people on here who like anime are those extreme lost causes. They actually gave up on finding a girl because they know any girl they want wouldn't be interested in them since they're likely awkward, ugly, etc
>>340952343
Same reason why Reaper would work against Overwatch?
Maybe she also got fucked over in some way like Reyes did during her time with Overwatch? Maybe she and Reaper know something that Overwatch doesn't know? Maybe she's working for them against her will or was brainwashed like Widowmaker? We don't know yet, but there's enough evidence to strongly support the possibility that she is indeed working for them in some way or another.
>>340952589
>tfw I'm well spoken, fun and outgoing but hideous
>>340952343
It's shown in widow's backstory that talon is fully capable of corrupting and brainwashing people into ruthless killers, I don't think it's too far of a stretch to say they could do the same to an overwatch agent.
>>340952343
why does everyone think Sombra was Pharah's mom? We already know her name was Ana
>>340952343
Because Sombra isn't Ana and she was most likely supplied weapons, some a somewhat hidden benefactor, to cause a bunch of noise while Talon quietly did whatever needed doing in that region.
>>340952506
True but it shows that they, Talon, aren't opposed from using them or seeing a value in them. So far it seems like they're trying to escalate a bunch of conflicts to make likely cover whatever they really want to do.
>>340947368
>>340947535
>>340947908
>>340948212
>>340948724
>>340949023
>>340949175
>>340949439
>>340950294
>>340950552
>>340950926
>>340951109
>>340951418
I love how a post about Genji's dick smoothly converts into serious discussion about backstory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nL6Umrsrg
>>340952789
Sombra could be her alias. Reaper's real name isn't Reaper.
>>340951418
we don't rightfully know, and no one outside of Talon themselves seem to know. All I can say is that they are trying to trigger a second World Wide Omnic Crisis and that's why they had Widowmaker take out Mondatta.
>>340952789
Pharah's mom was shown in the artbook, and she's got the same gear as Sombra
>>340952945
Welcome to /v/
>>340953095
And Pharah has a spray of her Mom's beret, and it's called "Ana."
I guess it could be possible that Sombra is Ana and she just took a new alias or something.
Whatever it is, it does seem likely that Sombra works for Talon, Reaper even sometimes says "Where's Sombra when you need her?" on Dorado.
>>340953143
Trump 2016
>>340948761
Robot vietnam.
>>340907496
76...
he had a hard life.
>>340953095
Sombra has what seems to be digitigrade legs and a stealth suit going by face details. Ana just seems to have a modded right arm and robo right leg.
>These aren't your streets anymore!
Well they're not your either 76, I mean you're in fucking Mexico.
>>340907496
I like him and his jailbait girlfriend.
>>340935074
Rockets can't headshot.
>>340953372
I bet the little short for Hero was strongly implying that this Sombra person was inspired by Pharah's mother much like the little girl was inspired by Soldier 76.
>>340953454
why are we still here? just to suffer?
>>340953143
>Don't cross the border, that's an order
holy fuck best one
>>340953679
That'd be kind of cute, especially if it was Alejandra's mum.
>>340953632
Mercy is most certainly not jailbait you dongus
>>340907496
Will playing as an old grizzled bad ass War Veteran that's back in the battlefield ever not be cool?
The answer is no, no it will not.
when's the new tf2 comic coming out?
>>340953560
Not Mexico either. Their accent is Colombian/Venezuelan. Also, the pastries for sale on the sign aren't Mexican.
>>340948212
Look at his finger
>>340954051
Colombian here, there's some difference between our accent and the Venezuelan accent.just an fyi
>>340953871
Good thing she's not his girlfriend then. Alejandra's still jailbait.
>>340954051
Well the short clearly takes place on Dorado, which is in Mexico in Overwatch. So......
>>340953454
Some of his lines for killing Overwatch agents are pretty feelsy
>A tactical necessity...
>Should kept your head down
>Dismissed...
>I'm a man on a mission, JUST STAY OUT OF MY WAY!
also when you kill a Reinhardt he sometimes says
>You were always so overconfident..
and he start's choking up a bit near the end
>>340954257
Mercy IS his girlfriend
>>340952789
everyone keeps posting that picture of Phara's mom next to that one mask in the blue scarf and hood too. I can't tell why they're supposed to be related, unless morons are mistaking her hair for a scarf.
>>340954572
Pretty sure he and Alejandra would say otherwise.
>>340954675
It's suppose to show color scheme with that one collage though the fact that the picture with Ana is a sepia-tone monochrome picture indicates otherwise.
>>340913312
McCree is technically better "balanced", only the fact he's so good at anything serves to make him imbalanced in the process.
>>340907496
I was hoping he would grab the little girl, say "We're all soldiers now", then use her as a human shield.
>>340954359
must suck being S76
I really didnt expect cowadooty man to be so fun
>>340907930
She's probably one of his many illegitimate grandchildren anyway.
So yes.
what would it take to make Reaper stop being so edgy, /v/?
>>340955518
the sweet release of death
Soldier "The Beaner Cleaner" 76
Soldier "Killin' spics just for kicks" 76
Soldier "Don't cross the border, that's an order" 76
Soldier "Better an Omnic than a dirty spic" 76
Soldier "White makes right" 76
Soldier "Pinata Punisher" 76
Soldier "Raising Hell at the Taco Bell" 76
Soldier "Go away spic, you make me sick" 76
Soldier "put a dick in that loli spic" 76
Soldier" around spics, beware of tricks" 76
>>340955518
A dicking.
Get over here and EAT UP.
>>340955518
For Jack to accept his advances.
>>340955690
>Burger rich environment....
>>340953016
Damn, that's pretty good.
>>340955518
Friends
>>340952945
post more gremlin DVa before the thread ends
>>340955518
Losing his virginity.
>>340955909
>Widow
>Sombra
but he's already got friends!
>>340955518
Let him have proper dialogue with his former teammates instead of being a reclusive cunt.
>>340956109
>Widow
>a friend
>Sombra
>knowing who he is
Come on man.
>>340956161
after all of the violence he's caused, it's long past that
>>340952945
Speaking of Genji, what're the chances that he didn't like what his family was doing and was intent on ratting them out in some way or form, regardless?
I mean I know Japanese familial and honor values are already pretty fucked up, but I seriously doubt his own family would be willing to kill him unless if he was threatening or suspected of doing serious shit against their business - IE ratting out and ruining him. I can see them disowning him for not wanting to take over the family business with Hanzo, but outright killing him? That's a bit much, even for Nip standards. He must've done shady shit already, and I doubt him being a rich NEET playing vidya and fucking chicks had anything to do with it.
>>340956253
>Widow
>not a friend
it's just bantz m8
>>340955909
>reaper's short reveals he fights for his friends
>>340955518
He doesn't believe enough.
>>340955518
Curing him of his wraith form shit.
That and an apology from 76.
>>340907496
If you still give a fuck about ActiBlizzard after WotLK, then you're a faggot.
>>340956450
what on earth makes you think that Reaper will actually get his own short?
I'm not a huge fan of overwatch(I own and have played the game) but i fucking love Dad 76
>>340937206
The short sucked
glowing tats were nice
soldier 76 is my favorite
I don't even play the game yet
>>340956412
I doubt he was going to rat them out. He probably would've just exiled himself and left the family behind. Maybe given his clan's compound away to the obligatory good ninja sect as a parting gift but yeah he most likely wouldn't've gone to the cops.
>>340937672
night ops is good and commando is alright, but yeah the biker ones are not wack
>>340956435
>"looks like we're working together again"
They are work acquaintances at best
>>340956549
What would 76 be sorry for?
>>340956815
So, S76 is basically Captain America?
>>340956748
Then he fucked up on something else. Or maybe their was some internal shit going on, and another family member wanted him (and possibly Hanzo) removed for power reasons.
I only liked him the brief moment I thought his character was a psychotic moralfag who goes too far in his crusade for justice.
Turns out he's just a cliche hero.
>>340956891
For taking his job as the strike commander (even though he technically did earn it, but Reaper doesn't always seem like a rational guy.)
>>340956549
He was an unfriendly edgelord before all that shit, so nope.
>>340957021
Most likely the latter. It was the clan elders that convinced Hanzo to try and get Genji in line instead of being a fuccboi. Genji was probably giving them a bad image.
>>340957080
>his character was a psychotic moralfag who goes too far in his crusade for justice.
that's even more boring and cliche than a generic hero
>>340947438
Someone post more trash goblin D.Va while I read this thread.
>>340957259
>"Hey Reyes, come get a beer!"
>DEATH WALKS AMONG YOU
>>340956412
Zero, Genji was a sheltered rich kid. That's why he had no interest in his family's activities. He was too busy living the spoiled playboy life.
>>340957259
>that young 76
Is Jack Morrison the Steve Rogers of the Overwatch universe?
>>340957259
i hope we get origin costumes for the rest of the cast
>>340957182
That would be a silly thing to be sorry for. If anything, Reaper should apologize for being a bitter faggot and a bad friend.
>>340957801
Yes, and well technically so is Reyes but Reyes is Reyes and a chicano.
>>340957618
>jack rolls his eyes
>"Quit being a faggot Gabe."
>>340957017
Yes and Reyes/Reaper is the Winter Soldier.
>>340957965
Reaper would have to admit to being wrong.
>>340957998
>shooting darts
>Ana obviously winning
>Reye's turn
>he grabs two whole fistfuls of darts
>spins in a circle and flings the darts everywhere
>DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
remind me why they ever thought giving this guy weapons and augments was a good idea, again?
>>340958283
Not really. Widowmaker is Assagi/Bucky.
>>340928742
Sleep, Reap :^)
>>340957259
is that genji our genji or is it another genji
>>340957259
Who is that on the far right? It looks like Pharah but the sniper rifle, beret(?), and skinny figure make me want to believe it's Widowmaker pre-accident.
Also, is that Genji's face photoshopped in over someone else?
>>340958803
It's Genji
>>340958821
Farah's mom, Ana.
>>340956619
Would he give Tracer the mayo treatment?
>>340957259
It's funny you say that, because he was actually close friends with Reyes.
Maybe he's just gloomy there because Winston was accepted, and the guy fucking hates Winston for some reason.
>>340958803
What.
Yes, that's our Genji. Not another cyborg.
>>340959104
So why does Pharah have beef with S76? Did she lose her mom to Overwatch or something?
post more DVA
>>340952414
>batman with guns
thats called the punisher.
>>340959109
>Did I do good Mr. 76?!
>You didn't make the cut.
>>340959598
Cause he brings up her mom and she gets reminded enough that she's in her shadow. It's not really dislike or anything, she's just tired of comparisons.
>>340959598
She doesn't have beef.
Hell she doesn't even know that 76 is Jack Morrison, at least not yet.
>>340957259
It looks so weird to see Genji in there post-assassination attempt. Genji never seemed like someone who would be associated with Overwatch to me. I thought that his reconstruction was a relatively recent thing, it's odd to see that it already happened in an older photo like that.
>>340955518
Giving him some lines where he rejects his darkness power, kind of like Sylvanas lines in WC3.
>>340960005
>killing defensive unarmed old man with a gun
At least suplex him you fucking queer what the fuck
>>340957259
>Reinhardt's hand is bigger than Genji's fucking head
I don't think I could handle a guy that big.But boy sure I'd try.
>>340960480
>my darkness is darker than your darkness!
>>340960637
Whether you're a king or a street sweeper, everyone has to dance with the grim reaper.
>>340960637
dont worry he handles the rest of those people in a much more honorable way, infront of their wives and children.
>>340960651
follow your dreams anon
has anyone figured out why large insertions are almost exclusively a gay man's fetish?
>>340960427
Same here, for someone who was suffering from a suicidal depression, revenge issues and immense inner conflict shit like destroying his own family clan from the inside-out, he seems awfully chill and friendly here.
But maybe it's an act.
>>340960994
why is he killing everyone though?
>>340960289
I specifically recall them having special voicelines when they kill each other. I don't remember exactly what they were, but I think it implied that they weren't exactly on friendly terms.
>>340961234
Why does he usually kill everyone?
>>340907496
>>340940625
>>340956619
How can I become a good father like him, /v/?
>>340961234
They were gamers.
>>340960289
Who actually knows 76's true identity at this point?Additionally, does anyone know if blizzard intents to continue expanding on the game's lore? I'd really like to see more comics/shorts.
>>340960427
>>340961129
This is long after zenyatta helped him find inner peace.
>>340961281
You mean Reaper and Pharah? Cause those two do.
>>340961412
Love your daughter gently with your cock.
>>340961234
they are the enemy.
>>340961234
I read years ago so my memory is kinda blurred but I think they are some kind of mafia or something.
>>340961234
>we will never get a Junkrat short of him and roadhog as wasteland raiders
WE LOVE YOU, IMMORTAN JOE
>>340961683
Could be, I may have just gotten them mixed up.
>>340957259
Other than being some sort of modern day góthic fucking nephilim, why the fuck is Reinhardt so goddamn huge?
>>340962207
Most likely from his suit and gigantism. Dude was around thirty when the crisis happened.
>>340962207
Natually tall from genetic disorder (was always 7'6'') and probably underwent some kind of genetic super-soldier program like Jack and Reyes.
>>340952414
The oldest version of Batman used guns.
>>340961545
Amelie, McREEEE, Angela, and 76 know.
>>340962605
Mercy too doesn't she?
>>340961870
This is the worse feeling.
Their short would be fun as fuck and I want to know what the hell Junkrat found in the omnium.
That and it would pretty much be Blizzard's take on Mad Max.
>>340957619
though he'd always been a talented ninja
he'd just rather do something else then assassinations and what not
>>340961105
I'd be head over heels with a man like Rein even if his dick was average.
It's the big body and masculinity he projects that makes me squeal like a schoolgirl.
>>340962803
Yeah, he said Angela.
>>340962605
I would hope 76 knows his own identity.
>>340963041
Oh he did, my eyes just skipped right past that without realizing it. My bad.
>>340961545
>>340962605
So does Reaper.
And it's very likely that they're going to continue the lore. There's a lot of evidence that they're actually going to progress it through updates, and a campaign mode of sorts is inevitable, coming from Blizzard.
They also expressed interest in an animated movie series too, assuming the game has lasting success and that shitty WoW movie makes its money back.
>>340962885
WE LIVE
WE DIE
WE LIVE AGAIN
WITNESS ME!
just saw that movie for the first time this weekend. was pretty good, fits Junkrat to a T
>>340962542
is it canon he had gigantism instead of being really fuckhuge guy?
If so, where can I read this shit?
>>340963319
>they're going to add a campaign mode
I dunno how I feel about that. Honestly, I prefer having it be pointless periphery fluff that's unrelated to the main game. TF2 didn't need it's lore shoved into the actual game, and it was arguably the better for it
>>340963420
I'm guessing with gigantism since it'd explain why he and Mako are 7'4" and 7'3" respectively. They haven't really hinted at how Reinhardt is that huge outside of something with his suit, though might just be something involving his back.
>>340963746
What if it was it's own thing separate from the mp stuff and just used to advance the story like how new characters would in a similar way to mp?
>>340931738
Passionate lesbian sex with Pharah.
Like really passionate. Bodies rubbing against each other, lip and ear biting, moaning into each others mouths, real Malick shit.
>>340945101
and not jerkin' hard unfortunately
>>340963746
With the development time scale they implied I doubt anybody will give a shit one way or another.
>>340963763
Few people with gigantism are capable of the shit Rein and Mako do, their bodies just can't handle the weight.
Maybe they're just huge for the sake of being fucking huge.
>>340967414
Most likely, it could just be a very minor case.
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