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>YOU ARE THE ALIEN
That was the entire human race in ME trilogy. Everyone treated you like an alien/outsider
>>340906096
Not only was there no gameplay but less than a minute after the man talked about new species appearing, it showed us, Krogans, Asari, and Yahg/
Why not make a fucking prequel set in the first contact war?
>>340906593
>No geth
intro the trash
>>340906463
Only for the first game. I'd like to go back to being a second class citizen instead of special chosen one snowflake race.
Spaceship looked cool tho right?
>>340906463
In ME1 maybe
>Same old races
At least the Newmandy looks nice I guess?
>>340906593
weren't the Yahg a stone age society in the milky way galaxy, the fuck are they doing in Andromeda?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL3a3tkpS9DNRUbHcBYrvv9GKtFlFoSqH7&v=y2vgHOXeps0
>>340906096
every single EA game they showed you play with a nigger or a woman
>>340907019but anon, Shepard destroyed them
Bioware strike again.
>mfw you can only choose a woman or transgendered as your playable character
Based Biocuck
Its a really bad sign imo that they still cant show any worthwhile gameplay
>>340906096
There was gameplay. No HUD or anything but you can clearly see that driving the Mako and shooting at that big monster thing was gameplay
>>340906593
>Yahg
wasnt there only 1 left and that was the shadowbreaker
>>340906096
>Can't play as Commander Shepard
>>340907462
Still can't make faces for shit
>>340907462
RUINED
>>340906096
reinstalling ME3 on pc, I really liked playing with my Havok in multiplayer. to bad the mp is dead tough, or at least it was like 3-4 years ago, so I assume its still dead
>>340906096
>yfw it's going to be another sandbox meme game like MGS5, Mad Max etc.
>>340907429
>Motherfucking mako.
Already confirmed for being better than me 3
>>340907462
I bet she's gonna be a space Sera.
>>340907743
No, there was a planet the Asari contacted but it basically got blacklisted because the got slaughtered. Shadowborker was one and the Salarians had a few for research in 3.
>>340907743
No. He was the only one to go off-planet. The species wasn't advanced enough for space travel so the Reapers spare them
>>340906096
They literally had footage for a teaser at least, shouldn't have mixed in that BTS trash.
>>340907065
I always hate that in SciFi, it makes no sense. Other than the writers being humans.
>>340907743
nah there were more, they were just violent barbarians nobody wanted to deal with
shadow broker was just a literal genius of their kind taken in as pet by the previous broker
>>340907809
Multiplayer is still played on PS3
Played it yesterday, still get full games one Silver and Gold.
>>340906096
Why is the female character visibly skinnier and shorter than the male?
Dont they know it's 2016?
>>340907462
JUST
>>340907391
Industrial era
>>340907509
epic meme
I'm actually pretty hype.
If handled well, which it probably won't be, it could be really fucking cool. Exploring weird alien worlds and settling colonies with a Mass Effect curtain frame sounds really neat.
>>340908490
yeah, its only dead on PC, but I dont feel like breaking out the 360 to play it there,
THEY FUCKING SHOWED LESS
LESS
LEEESSS
THIS YEAH THAN LAST YEAR
>>340906096
They showed like, 3 seconds of game footage. Your character shooting.
I mean, I didn't expect too much gameplay, but fuck.
>>340908158
i wouldn't bet against it.
that smirk and that facepaint says it all
I'm glad its another shepard
>kill me
>>340908720
>Exploring weird alien worlds
It will be like DA:I
Space shards, alium astrarium and other boring shits.
>>340907462
Pretty hot tbf
LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING ABOUT THEIR MOST AWAITED GAME
ONLY BEHIND THE SCENES SHIT AND NO FUCKING GAMEPLAY
FUCKING NOTHING
FUCKING DIE ALREADY EA AND BIOWARE
>>340908158
>she
>>340907067
My dick awoke upon seeing that new ship.
I was pretty done with the series after 3, but it might have some redeemable aspects hidden it in.
>>340907743
Shadowbroker wasn't last of his specie. Yagh were hostile primitives when others made contact so they simply left them alone to evolve in peace.
>>340908626
still, the fuck are they doing in an intergalactic mission?
>>340907462
I thought Asari where supposed to look attractive to whoever they look at. What the fuck is this, who find that attractive?
>>340908734
Thats too bad. I'd figure PC would have lived longer.
Probably because Origin or something.
>>340909073
Not in that still. She has man face.
>ME2
shit
>ME3
shit in different ways
>ME:A
OH BOY SUCH HYPE TAKE MY MONEY LMAO
It's gonna suck
>>340909110
Honestly that's not necessarily a bad thing, it takes a lot of dev time away from making the actual game to develop demos and shit for E3, and bugs that will always show up in these things end up marring the presentation.
>>340907565
And with senior developers jumping ship. Sounds like a disaster.
>>340909490
Still play it regularly on PC, though it takes a little while to find a game
What if there's no male MC? They get to cut a corner and take the the high ground by claiming diversity.
Why is it another shepard
LOL
>>340909224
>that shit quality pic
how sad is your life ?
>>340909940
Most people still play as a male and the majority of players are male.
>>340909224
i miss when the normandy was a (relatively) small stealth ship, like a space submarine
>>340909940
None of the material they have released indicates that, and they are well aware that the majority of players pick male.
>>340909940
how stupid are you
>>340909368
It probably wasnt a Yahg but a simliar hulking alien creature. The Yahg werent terribly original.
>>340909556
I enjoyed all 3. Not many space opera games out there.
>>340910345
Not like they care.
>>340906096
It worked for Uncharted4.
>>340910097
Why do you think it's Shepard?
>>340906096
I'M SO FUCKING PISSED
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>IGN reporter in game
>Kaiden is gay now
>Traynor and Crybaby Cortez on your ship for no reason than pandering
>Earth is important because you are from Earth
>Oops most important thing is just on Mars
>Illusive Man is Saren 2.0
>Cerberus is now an intergalactic army
>On disc DLC
>Ending DLC
>Last words are DLC
>PTSD for a self insert
>Sexbot EDI
>Joker leaves you
>The entire plot
>Still can't be an alien
Mass Effect is like a fantastic bf/gf that left you years ago and just wants to pop back into your life.
>>340909224
The tempest is cute desu.
>>340911125
Got some ass shots?
>>340909224
>My dick awoke upon seeing that new ship.
>new ship looks like a dick
Telling.
>>340911125
>naming the ship after the submachine gun though
>>340910682
They might have their SJW shtick but you damn well know they care about the biggest part of their customer base.
>>340909940
Stop making up retarded scenarios like SJWs have control over anything.
>>340911649
Game isn't even out yet and Bioware is already destroying their own lore.
>>340907462
This is ugly as shit, Asari are my favorite alien species and Liara is my waifu, but this abomination is like a tumor upon their race.
>>340910961
congrats, you recycled two successful posts from another thread
>>340911904
>destroying their own lore
>two things that are named after the same thing = destroying their own lore
>>340907462
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
HEROES IN A HALF-SHELL
TURTLE POWER!
>>340911340
Not really.
>>340909556
>>ME2
>shit
kill yourself my man
Oh look NotShepard is female, how progressive.Too bad she looks generic and boring as shit. Got nothing on Maleshep.
>>340909505
have you ever seen an actual real life female
![MASS EFFECT™ ANDROMEDA Official EA Play 2016 Video (HD).mp4_snapshot_01.45_[2016.06.12_23.02.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0mnb8B4.jpg "MASS EFFECT™ ANDROMEDA Official EA Play 2016 Video (HD).mp4 snapshot 01.45 [2016.06.12 23.02.53]")
That one is actually alright for a bioware standard.
>>340913046
frigates were supposed to be named after battles in human history. Last I checked, we never fought a battle of Tempest somewhere in World War II or something.
>>340914187
Yes. Some of them are actually attractive.
>>340913536
ME2 is probably the worst one.
Took all the RPG aspects and threw them out the window for a generic Space Marine Third Person Shooter.
>>340906096
Do we know if this is a sequel or a standalone thing? I really want it to be it's own thing and to fix the things that made it shit. I really want to like this.
>>340914729
Fuck no. The fucking Asari looks better. She's got nothing on Vanderloo.
>>340914729
That's what I thought, as well.
At least she looks like a passable female character.
>>340914729
It's a step down from FemShep looked better.
>>340913536
shooting galleries and cringe
such a classic, so EPIC and EMOTIONAL
>>340915068
If you like jewnoses.
Oh my she kind of looks like Anita Sarkeesian.With less sexy lips
>>340914965
Sequel not tied to the other 3, supposedly the ship that left the Milky Way left before the events of 3 happened.
>>340914729
Do we know who she is though?Default face model for femprotag?
its and ALL NEW GALAXY
with the same aliens
>>340914729
reminds me of Ashley for some reason.
>>340914729
she looks like a realistic potato faced homely woman, so congratulations to them i guess?
>>340914947
>namefag
makes since that you're a mongoloid
>>340915592
Either this or a companion.
>>340915039
>The fucking Asari looks better.
>>340914729
That's not bad for a default. She looks kind of down-syndromey, but it should be pretty easy to tweak her into a qt with the character creator.
>>340907462
How does this asari look worse than the previous games?
It looks more human than asari for fucks sake
>>340915716
Not really. She doesn't look like an ugly woman; she just looks fucking weird. BioWare's got an uncanny problem with their faces.
>>340910682
Corporate certainly does.
>>340914729
I have no problem with this one, but that Asari? Woof.
>>340916105
yeah, but i'm thinking that's more on the animation than the model itself
look at whatever expression the asari is supposed to be making, yknow
How do we go from this
To this >>340914729 ugly hag shit?
>>340916089
>It looks more human than asari
What? Asari are literally blue humans.
>>340907462
Is this the replacement for Liara? What the fuck BioWare.
>>340914729
at least shes white
>>340915716
>waah why aren't all females kawaii uguu 12 year old neko grey aliens
suicide is your only option
>>340916552
unreal vs frostbite
>>340915730
Nice ad hominem there Anon.
>>340916552
It's not like the actual in-game version looked like that though. BioWare has shitty character artists who cannot into faces.
>>340911125
>>340909224
Fucking disgusting.
>>340916779
Not really, ingame femshep looked like ass too.
>>340911125
looks like shit
anyone who actually buys this game should commit suicide
> expecting Bioware to do faces well
> after ashley and beef mclarge in ME3
> after sera and every face looking as if it were smeared with grease in DA:I
>>340916552
Aryan goddess still looks the best, desu.
>>340916552
Did you just forget how ugly default FemShep looks in-game? People even made mods for that shit.
>>340916552
you realize that back then the blonde shep won the contest to be the femshep on the cover but biodrones moaned about barbiefication so they went with the red head
>>340914729
Ashley 2.0 is a qt.
>>340914828
>every ship is a frigate
nigga this one lookek roughly 3x the size of the normandy, probably gonna be a destroyer or some shit
>>340914729
>that's a 10/10 for anglos
NotFemshep is Sera ver. 2.
>>340917092
The ifference is in ME3 it was INCOMPETENCE. This new protagonist looks intentionally ugly, like the cunt from DAI.
>>340914828
maybe it's not a frigate this shit is transgalactical
>>340914729
I laughed when this showed, to be honest. Looks like absolute shit. Not just the graphics, but the face.
>>340906593
The final shot also looks a bit like the quarian fleet
>>340907462
It's ruined.
>>340917145
And the redhead was fine too, the problem was Bioware can't model for shit.
Say hello to an early 2018 release date.
Kill yourself EA.
>>340916552
Is that bailey jay in the bottom right?
I'll stick with Star Citizen
>>340911125
That is literally, literally a fucking squished Normandy.
Fucking squished like a ploydoh.
>>340917580
that's prothean origin tech, trust me.
>>340917720
Ha, I see the resemblance. But no, nose not jewish enough.
>>340917675
I thought Asari were all women? This is clearly a dude.
>>340906096
>Fifa had more of a story trailer than Mass Effect.
Have Bioware spent the last two years poorly animating asari faces?
>>340917675
Manface
>>340917675
>has eyebrows
Did BioWare just forget that the asari don't have hair? Even Liara's brows were just painted-on markings.
Stop fucking bullying the asari, she looks fine you autists.
>>340917675
>someone putting a gun to it's head
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
>>340917580
This seems like the ark that carried them across the distance, it was in the first shot too. Likely will end up being a hub of sorts like the Citadel in ME1.
>>340914729
She honestly looks fine to me but this asari >>340917675 has a serious case of old lady face.
>>340909451
Stop being so lookistic, it's current year.
>>340916702
>at least shes white
She looks hispanic
>No Turians
D R O P P E D
>>340911125
>The plebs Normandy
>>340918198
It's mostly the expression, she does look alright.
The new Femshep looks butt ugly though.
>>340917960
there can be trans asari you cishet shitlord white male scumbag
>>340907019
>no Drell
>into the trash it goes
FTFY
>>340914947
i'd take a functional but generic tps over a completely shit rpg anyday tbchwys
>>340917675
I mean, s-she's not that bad.
>>340917784
thank mr skeltal
>>340914729
Jesus Christ that fucking nose.
They probably sat around a table and were like "Nope, she looks to decent and could offend feminists, so lets giver her a fucking hideous nose."
>>340918448
>The new Femshep looks butt ugly though.
I'm completely fine with this desu, who the fuck uses the default instead of making their own waifu?
>>340914729
I think I've seen her before, she's called Rosa and she cleans up a friend's place twice a week.
The real question is does it haveA THERMAL CLIP?
>>340907743
No, there's a whole planet full of special snowflake aliens that are stronger and more violent than krogan and smarter than salarians.
>>340907462
First male asari
>>340909564
more like:
>if we don't show them anything they cant complain about downgrades and missing features!
>>340914729
wouldn't mind if her face wasn't so shit
>>340911125
>literally the Normandy
This reminds of those posters of the Ant-Man movie putting him with objects related to the other Avengers in a desperate attempt to make people realize that the two are related.
>>340914729
It's like they went for a sarah kerrigan type but completely fucked it up in true bioware potato fashion.
>>340918679
Manshep looked fantastic though.
>>340918734
That's also a concern, but they did say more info would come later in the year.
>>340918675
>he doesn't like jewesses
>>340918448
>defends that manface
>calls the mildly attractive female human "butt ugly"
Have you come out to your parents yet?
>>340906463
Humans were suppose to be the "new" race in the original trilogy. So why are they basically recycling the same fucking plot? Why must this series be all about how awesome humanity is? I was somewhat optimistic about this game, but my hype dropped from like a 6 to a 2 in one fucking day. Great job Bioware!
>>340908017
the sandbox is what we want on different planets. but with settlement building.
>>340919006
>>calls the mildly attractive female
You're one of those people who wants to fuck anita sarkeesian, aren't you?
>>340917675
>make an Asari male
>give it fucking eyebrows
Holy fucking kek this is fantastic. Literally laughing.
they're both pretty cute 2bh
>>340918183
haha, holy shit
they just don't give a fuck any more do they
>>340919138
>I was somewhat optimistic about this game
After ME3 and inquistion?
Really?
>>340919138
>So why are they basically recycling the same fucking plot?
Bioware? Recycling plots?
Get out, dude.
We still barely know anything of ME:A.I guess this game is not coming out Winter 2017 since they showing devs working on the game instead of the game >_<
>>340914729
>>340917675
what's with Bioware's obsession with ugly faces now
I thought Asari were genderless...
>>340907462
>race of hot stripper alien chicks
>Let's make them homely in the new game
BRILLIANT!!!
>>340909556
I love all the ME games in their own ways.Best space opera there is.
I could dig the masculine asari. Default human protagonist is female so I guess they need someone compatible.
>>340917675
Sera made it to ME4?
Even looks like she has the same personality.
Reminder that /v/ threw a shitfit about Morrigan's "manface" and she turned out to be by far the best looking woman in DAI.
What does the barkeep Asari on Ilium in 2 look like compared to this new one?
Not-femShep is pretty qt 2bh
>>340919761
The concept art was ugly as shit.
It WAS a manface.
>>340919210
>Anita
>even mildly attractive
You know how I know you're gay?
>>340907462
The milky way is not kind to blueberry
>>340916843
The ingame version wont look like this hyped up marketing shit either.
>>340919490
The real question is why does everyone always look either greasy or like they're melting.
>>340919761
>a piece of shit looks better than sloppy pieces of shit
You don't say?
>>340909224
>300 years later
>Added some fins
Kek
>>340917675
Is there supposed to be something bad about this? Sure she's not attractive like Liara but it's a decent face model for a companion, I remember a few average looking Asari in the previous games too.
>Make a trans Asari
>Have an ugly default
>No gameplay
>No Turians
>Have a poormans Normandy
DOR
>>340920075
> Joystick in the right hand
What??
>>340920118
It's entirely possible the models we saw are the ones that will be used in game, the Asari even has shitty animation blending typical of in-game animation rather than something pre-rendered. It's not a comparable situation to that of concept art vs gameplay model at all.
>>340920246
Sorry but DAI morrigan is cute.
>>340920075
wew lad
>>340918960
manshep was a model.
>>340920075
>having to post a shopped pic to prove your point
>not wanting to fuck evil goblin women
homo
>all this shitposting because the women don't meet your beauty standards (t. they don't look like little japanese girls)
No speculation about gameplay? Story? No wish lists?
Nah, lets focus on why your dick isn't hard. I hope you guys realize you're the cancer killing the game industry.
>inb4 triggered, roastie, etc
>>340920735
this
why is /r9k/ such fucking cancer
>>340914947
>ME2
>Worse than Mass-you-can't-holster-your-weapon-Effect 3
Nah
The third one had the weakest party too.
If Mass Effect 4 doesn't have a Salarian romance I will literally shit in a box and mail it to EA and also Bioware I will shit in two boxes.
>>340920735
>>>/tumblr/
If you don't like us discussing the character models then leave
>>340906593
That wasn't a Yagh in the trailer.
>>340919761
that's because they redesigned her from the early art everyone was complaining about, this render looks further along than that
>>340919501
Don't you know, homages to the green skinned aliens that Kirk fucked is seen as sexist as shit, you cis shitlord!
>>340920735
Sorry I want women to look like women, not men undergoing hormone treatment. I'm old fashioned like that.
>>340920735
There's not much to talk about. The teaser didn't show shit.
>>340920405
She doesn't look nearly as bad when she's not smiling that's for sure
>>340914729
OY VEY! DEES TURIANS ARE VERY ANTISEMITIC!
Female character models shown so far are butt ugly, I'm hoping default male notShep is good looking.
All I want is good exploration and good multiplayer, the ME3 multiplayer was a fun time sink.
>>340920429
>No turians
:'(
>>340921240
EYEBROWS
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>>340920735
There isn't anything to discuss about the other things since we don't know anything about them, outside of what little was in the leak a while back. Baseless wild speculation makes for shitty discussion whereas now we are discussing actual things we actually know about.
>>340920209
Bioware got handed an engine that they clearly don't really know how to use, it's like theyre just slapping the default shaders on everyone
>>340907462
>WE WANT THE DIE CIS SCUM AUDIENCE
>>340921316
iktf
>tfw no Grunt
>>340907462
What the fuck happened?
>>340921034
>waah stop ruining muh safespace :(((
>>340921240
>hair on a nonmammalian species
>>340907462
kinda cute tbqh fampai
>>340921240
>>340917675
Looks like she embraced eternity with a fucking chocolate cake.
How do we go from characters like Liara,Morinth/Samara, Aria and the green QT to this fat ugly fuck?
>>340921148
>wanting to jack off when playing videogames and being mad when no one caters to that
go play princess trainer or someshit you colossal cuck
>>340921407
That's not that applicable unless Frostbite has some really arcane implementation of PBR (which is unlikely). Tools for making good textures and materials are very good these days, so its more likely this is a stylistic choice and/or their artists are just shitty.
There's a tiny chance they listened to criticism of DA:I though, but without more shots of more characters it's hard to say.
>>340921606
Being lazy and making your characters look like shit is progressive because it destroys traditional views of beauty or some shit
People complaining about beauty just to fit in in hating bioware are actually pathetic. That asari is supposed to be normal, non-femshep attractive and has a feminine face. The hair ruins it, though.
>>340919494
yes they are, but the lore means nothing to the sjw
>>340906096
Daily reminder that Vorcha are literally primary enemies as they are servants to some bigger threat. Similar to Geth with reapers.
Thoughts? Vorcha are fucking dumb and disgusting.
>>340921972
witch trainer > princess trainer
>>340917909
>prothean origin
It looks more like it's based off the design of the Citadel, which was a Reaper construct.
>>340922145
Vorcha are LITERALLY vermin.
>>340920735
>No speculation about gameplay? Story? No wish lists?
Are you implying ME has anything to show in that regard? kek
>Nah, lets focus on why your dick isn't hard.
Literally Bioware's #1 selling point these days. Where were you when the last DA was released? Sexuality has been BWs main thing for a while now. Or are you contemplating that /v/ is mostly male? Poor you...
>I hope you guys realize you're the cancer killing the game industry.
If not eating shit is cancer, then pls go on, help yourself to another plate.
>>340922237
The thing that bothers me is the Syd Mead aesthetic from the other games has been dropped in favour of generic futuristic shit. A shame really.
>>340921972
>implying wanting women to look like women means I want to jack off
Well look at you, all sexually aggressive and what not.
>>340907761
>Can't play as commander boring
I see know issue here.
>>340922021
Yeah i'll admit i'm far from an expert. Maybe it's just a case of having no cohesive art direction
>>340922307
Vorcha were LITERALLY just created to be ME2 cannon fodder enemies.
>>340908439
From what I got the entire species could have the potential to become that smart, right?
>>340921606
People still think Liara is attractive with her Morgan Freeman moles and painted on eyebrows
>>340922086
>That asari is supposed to be normal
Normal what? She's ugly as sin by Asari standards, an ugly, fat man faced freak.
>>340922325
> Where were you when the last DA was released
Is this about the gay mage? My understanding is that, aside from the retarded coverage, his being gay was actually key to his character arc. His family wanted him to do a political marriage but he couldn't so he ran away.
>>340917675
>forgetting that the original trilogy had unattractive asari too
The girl is probably a soldier and I don't expect female soldiers to look pretty. In fact, I'd be concerned if they looked like a model. Most women aren't that attractive and put some muscle on them and they don't usually look too great. The asari looks old and that's why she looks bad. Maybe she is. They can't all be Samara.
I don't think they'll look so piss poor in-game. This is a trailer and it has to be taken with salt something of which a number of you are doing in more ways than one.
>>340922307
BREAK FAN!
>>340922529
Honestly what a lot of artists (and studios in general) tend to do when given shiny new graphics tech is to overuse the fuck out of it. Remember the age of UE3 where everything was shiny as fuck because OOOO LOOK WE'VE GOT SPECULAR, this is the exact same thing. OOOO LOOK WE'VE GOT PBR, use exaggerated materials to show off ooooOOOOOOO!
>>340922804
>s-stop complaining about muh bioware!
>s-so what if they haven't shown anything since the reveal, it's a feature!
>I'm sure everything will be ok! based EA!
Kek
>>340907462
Ugly af.
So they literally are that stupid and ignore the waifu-crowd, that worked wonders for battleborn as well.
>>340922804
>Female alien race that are sexy
>Make them not sexy
Its lore breaking faggot
>>340922804
Its a videogame, it doesn't need to be realistic especially when it comes to women.
>>340914729
Too bad she won't look like that in-game.
I can't say that I don't want to explore that shit.
>>340908490
playing it right now, still have game, but i'm in bronze, so maybe that's why :/
>>340906096
I'm willing to bet it's gonna be some free-roam procedural generated shitfest like No Man's Sky.
>>340911125
It looks like a fucking space dildo with wings attached to it for some fucking reason.
While Normandy wasn't exactly sensible space-ship design at least it wasn't an ugly piece of shit like this.
I bet a woman designed this.
>>340906096
MULTIPLAYER WHEN
>>340923202
Not an argument. Look at the DA:I trailer and look to Cassandra. Her there and in-game look nothing alike.
>>340923379
Matriarch Aethyta isn't exactly the epitome of beauty, faggot. Not all of them look like perfection.
>>340923413
That's fair. Like I said though, it's a trailer. Don't expect them to match.
>>340909451
JESUS YOU ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD.
EA has been making tons of games feautring sex objects and your pervy male mind finds anything that looks remotely human dusgisting. I laugh at you you ignorant cis male. I'm glad women are slowly taking over game development. Just like we are taking over corporate and political jobs. Soon the men will be nothing but slaves in our games. And later in life.
>>340922804
There is so much stupid in this post I can't handle it.
A female soldier is MORE likely to look pretty since they're physically fit. They didn't just give her plain features like a female version of bald space marine, they deliberately made her ugly. It's DA3 all over again.
Asari specifically look like a sexually attractive member of your race. The fact they made her ugly means they're pushing some ugly acceptance agenda, or disregarding their own canon, both of which are bad.
>>340922965
OOOOO COLORED LIGHTING was my favorite tech fad phase
>>340920735
The desing don't look that great. But what bothers me the most is that they didn't show shit. If I have to get angry at something atleast give me something concrete for fuck's sake
>>340922804
Is there even any indication that she's a main character? I don't give a fuck if the merc I'm pushing out a window is ugly.
>>340923869
>I'm glad women are slowly taking over game development
Yeah and videogames been getting worse and worse as time goes by, I wonder if there's a correlation?
>>340923859
>Not wanting to fuck mummy Matriarch Aethyta
You a faggot boy?
>>340923935
I should've said less femmine. Point stands. For the other points: >>340923859
>>340924003
>Is there even any indication that she's a main character?
I mean, only being a fucking spotlight in the trailer.
>>340924626
Not what I said. She's chill enough. She isn't perfection by any means though.
>>340924250
There already is correlation.
You need to wonder if there's causation.
>sips white male tears
>>340906593
There was actually a Salarian, too.
>>340924797
>I mean, only being a fucking spotlight in the trailer.
They've shown random no-names or Jenkins-tier characters in trailers before to not reveal anything.
>>340915685
What if it's her sis?
>>340914729
>slimy grease face
>stiff hay-like hair
looks as bad as DAI
>>340923576
If that's nose of parked Tempest it must be a small shipfor me
>>340925745
Wasn't she the only daughter who joined the military?
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
As soon as there was 1 fucking trailer without gameplay /v/ would be there to shit on it
But oh no cd project red attaches some music to a screenshot and calls it a trailer and /v/ explodes declaring it future goty
Fucking pc hipster eurotrash hypocritical dumbass fucking children
>>340925735
>Pod in the middle of the room surrounded by other pods.
>First to wakeup.
>Jumps up and pans in.
You might be right but they're pushing this rando pretty harder if that's the case. We'll see.
>>340925929
Well she just woke up from cryosleep
>>340926618
How are they pushing her hard in any way? There's been literally 2 trailers and a leak and this is the first we've seen her.
>>340926526
Because Bioware.
They deserve to be bullied.
It looked great. I'm excited.
Welcome back, Mako.
>>340925159
It was already explained to you retard. There is nothing else to talk about because, despite many, many months since the reveal, they sill have nothing to show, so there is still nothing to talk about save for the few faces they showed.
If you're really triggered so much by people not liking your man faced characters, perhaps you shouldn't come here bioshill.
>>340926526
Fuck off Aaryn
>>340927076
>You can ride around in the Mako on a desert planet
Huzzah, can't wait to get comfy. Driving the Mako in ME1 was so relaxing to me, glad to see it finally come back.
>>340926845
Beside what I literally just mentioned, which is pretty solid from what we have right this moment? I don't fucking know, but apposed to actually who? Blueberry up towards the top of the thread? All of this is mere conjecture. I don't see you posting an idea with an merit.
>>340920735
>No speculation about gameplay? Story?
no need to speculate. Everyone over the age of 16 and half a brain can tell you the gameplay and story will be complete ass.
>Nah, lets focus on why your dick isn't hard. I hope you guys realize you're the cancer killing the game industry.
no, let's focus on disgusting looking models and the destruction of the established physical traits of Asari.
You're a faggot.
>>340920735
>they still haven't show anything except that is going to be set in Andromeda
>wooow guys why aren't you talking about other stuff???
I'm not going to waste my time with speculations about things that will probably won't be in the game, once they show some proper gameplay then it's another story.
>>340927081
>If you're really triggered so much by people not liking your man faced characters, perhaps you shouldn't come here bioshill.
desu now I'm wondering if this all wasn't planned by BioWare to get people to talk about their retarded teaser. I mean both Sera and Morrigan were shitposted about constantly to the point devs responded.
>early 2017
>still no gameplay
just come out and announce the delay already!
I think it looks good. Despite ME3, Mass Effect is probably the only good series Bioware has left and I'm hopeful this will turn out good.
>>340907462
Looks like a guy.
>>340916552
>blonde shephard
I'm still upset.
>>340914729
We'll still be able to customize our characters right or are they just going default on both?
>>340929028
We don't know.
>>340927081
>implying this was the situation
>at all
it doesn't matter what game it is or how much footage has been shown of it, if there is a single female character in it who looks even remotely like an actual 3d female triggered /r9kucks/ instantaneously jump on it because it's not attractive enough for them
>perhaps you shouldn't come here bioshill
>hurrrrr anyone who disagrees with me is obviously being paid to
kill yourself
>>340926487
You know you're talking about Bioware, right?
>>340907462
>>340921606
What the fuck, Bioware.
>>340906463
>>340906096
So, is there going to be an evil alien Donald Trump that builds a dyson sphere around their solar system to keep the Milkycans out?
>>340923313
Yeah, devs need to realize that waifus are where the money's at.
>>340929251
>it doesn't matter what game it is or how much footage has been shown of it, if there is a single female character in it who looks even remotely like an actual 3d female triggered /r9kucks/ instantaneously jump on it because it's not attractive enough for them
That's....actually really fucking true. It was the case with Inquisition, Witcher 2+3 and pretty much any large scale release.
>>340922637
Morgan Freeman moles are moe.
>>340914729
I think she's cute but I'm a shitskin myself.
>>340907462
this woman is hot desu
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>>340930894
You'd need a case of whiskey.
>>340914729
Oh shit is that Ashley oh wait no. Meh she's okay so far.
>>340930894
When I first saw her all I could think was 'what the fuck is that Ashley?'
>>340930894
>implying I didn't let that space racist die on virmire
>>340931971
>implying you can tell the aliens from the animals
>>340914729
>implying this girl is hotter than that Asari
Are you lot blind?
>>340932297
>implying there's a being alive that isn't hotter than that Asari
>>340911125
That's incredibly bland and uninspired.
"Just make it look like the Normandy without actually being the Normandy."
"How about we just add some canards to the mid-hull?"
"Brilliant! Now add some vertical stabilizers to make it totally not-Normandy."
>>340932297
An unattractive women is more attractive then a man.
>>340907509
what? I want to be a straight white male that bangs all the alien girls
>>340916957
What an ugly surfing table piece of shit, I can't believe they made even more uninspired, boring spacecrafts than before , this are not the kind of futuristic sci-fi games I wanted.
FUCK...
oh look /v/ has a stick up its ass about a game the majority of them are going to buy anyway well color me shocked
>>340932717
that sounds homophobic. are you a muslim?
>>340934331
Welcome newfriend
Honestly, since the huge let down that was Mass Effect 3 I can't muster up any excitement for this game. It's such a pity. I loved the ME series but I feel like that ending just killed the whole franchise for me. A shame, really.
So does that purported leaked dev footage seem more legit now?The survey leak from a while back looks on course.
>>340935586
Thats a cute kitter
>>340921012
There is a Salerian in the trailer when they show the overworld map.And I agree with you, I want to romance a Salarian
>>340917960
maybe an asari and a humnan made a baby
>>340929830
Fucking this. Just giving your game at least one good waifu will get you so much free advertisement from waifufags and all the porn they will make of her.
It's basically an essential element at this point. If you want your game to actually develop a fanbase and succeed.
>>340906096
>new galaxy
>the same races
k
>>340906096
Who cares about gameplay. Anyone who is a fan of Mass Effect will just move on with their life and not buy spin-off trash.
>>340909110
I expect gameplay during the Microsoft conference really
>>340911826
not if they believe you will buy it anyway. If they are getting your money anyway, they are free to try to get those lonely ladies posting gifs and drawing gay porn of their games on tumblr to actually buy a copy.
>>340907462
Asari are (literally) meant to be hot, this is a retcon
>>340910345
Wait, people play as maleshep? What kind of faggot wants to stare at male ass for 40+hrs?!
>>340938357
>Asari are meant to be hot
Too bad they never were
>>340914729
>there are people who seriously think that this is "ugly"
I don't know what kind of bizzaro world you'd have to live in to see that as anything other than bang-on average. She doesn't look great, but by no stretch of the imagination does she look bad either.
>>340917506
Doesn't follow capital ship naming schemes, either.
>>340938358
Just admit you want Garrus to fuck you.
>>340939628
I kinda want Thane to fuck me. He won me over with his tragic backstory and sexy voice.
>>340916552
bottom left is perfection
>>340937128
Maybe you should read the lore and realize why that argument is completely retarded.
>>340937128
Any asari offspring is full asari. What we're seeing is the misguided attempt to make aliens realistic, resulting in literally making a blue human. And realistic humans will never look as hot as idealized stylized art of them. Attempting to chase realism in scifi game is sabotaging your own efforts.
>>340939874
Bottom Left is easily the worst.
>>340914828
What about Jakarta, Cape Town, etc. etc. lost in the Battle of the Citadel (assuming you chose to save the council)?
>people shitting on Asari having eyebrows
I think there was this one bit about Asari appearing more attractive to different species, maybe she just appears like that to nonShepard and doesn't really have eyebrows?
On the other hand I know it's bioware we're dealing with, so yeah.
>>340907462
so it's a he or a she?
>>340939628
Hell I'll admit that. It's the only reason to play femshep at all.
>>340939843
I'd rank him as number 2 ME husbando behind Garrus, but knowing that he hasn't got long to live really sucks.
>>340941446
Asaris are genderless. But that shit should have a vagina.
>>340914729
There's something off with the eyes, still looks cute though.
>>340940424
Cruisers.
>Frigates: famous battles (Normandy, Agincourt)
>Cruisers: cities (London, Tokyo)
>Dreadnoughts: mountains (Everest, Kilimanjaro)
Also the ship in Andromeda may well not be Alliance Navy (note the lack of the 'SSV' on the hull), so it could be called whatever the fuck anyone wanted it to be called.
I am disappointed it looks like the Normandy though. I would have liked one of the chunkier, mainstream human ships instead. Especially since the Normandy was a one-of-a-kind super prototype.
>>340917025
Blast Hardcheese was pretty decent though, at least compared to abominations like the IGN reporter or Botox!Ashley.
>>340941518
I did a playthrough in which I romanced Garrus but after talking to Thane for quite a bit I kind of regretted my decision. Still love Garrus though.
>>340941723
They needed another snow flake ship for their snow flake crew.
The premise is a bit interesting though, a small fleet of explorers visiting primitives in another galaxy?
Bretty cool
>>340914729
Hey you all better stop insulting Xirshep's look.
>>340941613
Asari's aren't genderless. They're unisex. So they're all female.
All dat blue galactic poon helps to balance out the fact 99% of all the other species are male, save the Quarians.
>>340939843
>sexy voice
He's a depressed widower with terminal space pneumonia, how the hell is his voice sexy?
>Tfw I wanted to fuck Tali
>Mfw I discover if I don't make a move on her she goes with Garrus
>Tfw renouncing to your waifu so your bro can find love
>>340942307
You know the kind of replies you're going to get.
>>340941873
I did two playthroughs one with him and one with Thane.
I like Garrus slightly better but They're both still leagues better than Kaiden, STEEEVE and Jacob
>>340942756
I did it for my bro and I still have Liara.
>>340942307
>Playing ME1 for the second time
>Understand characters that seemed like massive faggots
>End up romancing Ashley
>Remember how badly she and Kaidan get ruined on 3
>Nuke her at Virmire out of mercy
>>340942307
>giving up your waifu
>ever
yeah I'm glad garrus took her from you asshole
>>340907462
>>340914729
Do the real aliens look good?
I at least look forward to a possible turian waifu.
Who'd you fags romance thoughout the series?
>Liara
>Tali
>Tali
>tfw you will never build a home with tali
>>340943829
>ME 1
None
>ME 2
[None
>ME 3
None
Don't have time for pussies , there a galaxy to save.
>>340943404
>tfw there are apparently going to be no Quarians in Andromeda despite being one of the races most likely to have a shipload or three tagging along
>>340944247
>not getting pussy while killing shit
HAH
WAAW
>>340943829
>ME1
>Get hit on by an autistic archaeologist
>ME2
>Get hit on by an angry mage and a girl on a hazmat suit
>ME3
>Get hit on by a bus driver
Nah.
>>340944440
>no quarians in me4
You best be joking nigger.
>>340943829
>none
>Jack
>Sperg about one club scene with Jack
>>340943829
>ME 1
Blueberry
>ME 2
Kelly, rip in pieces
>ME 3
Didn't bother
>>340943829
>Ashley
>That chick from Chuck
>Liara
>>340943829
>ME3 Tali
>"Shepard, come back to me"
>you never do
I only just woke up.
So they didn't stream any gameplay during the EA Play Livestream?
>>340943829
suitrat-fu 4 life>tfw comfy pre-3 me threads are dead & gone forever
Was NuShep announced yet?
He's going to be black isn't he...
>>340945694
I've seen a dude that looks like Drake without the beard and another that is literally "draw a white dude and call him Chinese", don't know which one is official.
>no turian waifu
EXPLAIN THIS SHIT
>>340945978
No titties so she wouldn't be a popular romance option.
>>340945978
Almost all species but Asari and Quarians are 99% male, plus no tits or ass.
>>340906096
>you arent a human-reaper trying to stop the cycle in other galaxies
>your ship isnt a reaper
>none of what happened in other mass effect games mattered
basically should have called it gender binary domain, into the fucking sun it goes
>>340922145
Vorcha have the shortest life span out of all of the aliens. Salarians live for 40 years. Humans have been enhanced/uplifted to last up to 150. Genetically modified humans like Miranda Lawson can live for far longer. It makes sense to utilize the Vorcha since no one gives a fuck about them and they mature so damn fast.
>>340907391
I'm pretty sure the yahg are the most dangerous species out there. They are stronger than krogans, and smarter than salarians, they also just have multiple brains so they can think about multiple things at once.
Maybe they hit an industrial revolution or got picked up as slaves and learned something.
Every species probably starts off as nothing. If the species is a genius then it probably accelerates the evolution process.
>>340946354
and that's not even taking into account how they're literally biologically ideal for adapting to harsh environments
>>340946113
>not wanting a qt war loving waifu
plebs.
All of you.
>>340914828
I'm pretty sure they were named after cities. You can rattle off a list of ships lost fighting Sovereign to Al-Jilani in ME2 and they're all cities.
>>340946639
Nigga, the only female Turian you meet is a stealthy mage trying to protect civilians from Cerberus with as little bloodshed as possible.
>>340946607
That too. That's their specialty. Just a shame that in return for a specialized level of adaptability [ala roaches] they die in like a month and a half. But thems the breaks. If those fucking things lived longer they'd eventually go Full Batarian and start fucking over human colonies in the Terminus Systems. And we all know what happened to those four-eyed faggots.
Good thing Vorcha can't plan worth dick.
>>340946581
Just pretend i put up a picture of Morbo shouting EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
You fucking moron.
Who was the biggest bro of all time, and why was it garrus?
>>340906096
>1980-2008
Conferences focus on gameplay
>2009-today
Focus only in cinematic shit
Im so upset
>>340947078
>Not Zaeed
>Not Legion
>Not Slab Bulkhead
if you have any interest in mass effect after ME3 then you have absolutely no standards at all
I want /r9k/ to leave.
>>340914947
>worse than me3
yeah well thats like your opinion man
>>340930894
She looks like the nigga from the last Star Wars movie. The pilot.
>>340947242
>Zaeed
>bro
What? The dude is a merc who's only there because Cerberus paid him.
>>340943829
None, jack, didn't play
>>340939874
>Hot Topic Victoria Beckham better than anything
>>340943829
first playthrough:
None, Miranda, Miranda
second playthrough
Liara, Liara, Liara
third playthrough (as femshep)
None, Kelly, Samantha
>>340943829
Liara
Liara
Liara
>>340947078
>imblyign it wasn't Wrex
Shepard
>>340938358
>Maleshep
By default Commander Shepard is assumed to be male. Only female Shepard's need the gender prefix attached to the name.
>>340914729
what a hot baabhabhiat
>>340943829
No oneThaneThane
>>340943829
Ashley, Faithful, Ashley
in my most recent playthrough
Kaiden, faithful, Kaiden.
ME1 Ashley > Kaiden
ME3 Kaiden (with female) > Ashley (she just wasnt the same)
>>340949539
>>By default Commander Shepard is assumed to be male.
Uh, no, Shepard is either or. Maleshep and Femshep distinguish that.
>>340950084
Only 18% of players bothered to roll a Femshep. For all intents and purposes Commander Shepard, by default, is assumed a male. Being a girl is just flavor and thus "femshep". Makes sense to me that it'd be that way. But, hey, I'm not out to change your mind.
>>340950084
He just means that when you see people say Shepard without context, most people assume they mean male.
Saying MaleShep helps clear up possible confusion but its more of a "might as well make it clear" then a needed addition.
>>340925745
Doesn't Andromeda take place a few decades after ME3? If she's a member of the Williams clan she ain't gonna be a sister.
>>340950651
we don't know how long it takes place after, could even be several thousand years later because there's no communication between you and the milky way
>>340950651
They are suppose to leave before the ending of ME3 which is how the developers will explain how the green ending could have changed things drastically.
Logically this would mean that the Genophage still is a thing unless their fancy spaceship left after that mission but before the climax.
>>340916552
Rihanna Shepard should have won. Seriously. Shame she came in, like, fourth. Wouldn't have minded blonde Shepard either since that's the hair we ended up with anyway. But man them brown waifus.
>>340917092
She was a freckle beast. I blame her unappealing features entirely on that.
Still spank it to the SFM though.
>>340916552
I'll take anything but bottom left, it looks like one of those shitty Skyrim modded characters.
>>340907429
no gameplay
any hope it shows up at the Sony or MS conferences?
>>340951806
There was like 3 seconds of UI-free gameplay.
It was still all in-engine from the look of it, so whatever
>>340943829
Ashley.
Miranda. Then re-did it to be faithful.
Ashley again but when Liara embraced eternity with you for the final time and leans against your shoulder for support as you watch the horizon I realized I made a terrible, terrible mistake. Liara loved you the entire fucking time and I was too blind to see that. Corrected that shit right away. Ashley's romance was a fucking forgotten memory. A shell of it's former self. She wasn't the same and the narrative didn't want to give time to really address the changes or have two people that had been separated come back together. Which is really weak because you get a glimmer of the way she used to be back on Mars before she's hospitalized. After that she's getting drunk on the Normandy, being a poor unit in combat [Vega outclasses her in every forseeable way] and generally not offering much. You get more face-time with your other allies than you do the chick you're dedicating yourself to. It was just poorly done.
That said the Power Ranking for the romance is Liara followed hotly by Garrus [or he's in the lead depending on who you ask] followed by Kaiden. Tali gets points off because you don't see her fucking face. Liberating her planet and the Geth was a beautiful moment. And all you get is a poorly photoshopped image on a fucking desk? That brought the whole thing down.
>>340953102
>Liara loved you the entire fucking time and I was too blind to see that.
She's drooling over you by the fifth time you talk to her in ME1, how'd you miss it?
>>340953102
>Tali gets points off because you don't see her fucking face
i fucking wish you didn't see her face. actually sticking to that and keeping the moment in me2 private even to the player is poignant and frankly smart. but on the other hand if you're gonna show her face, you've gotta go all the way and model & rig a rendered face.
i know this is beating a skeletal horse by this point but they really picked the worst of both worlds. the image being poorly shopped is really the cherry on the shit sundae, but even if it was a beautiful portrait or whatever it would still be a huge mistake artistically.
>>340914187
i think you may have to raise your standards
>>340953505
Fifth? The first conversation with her she makes it clear you wants your dick.
She is also a filthy xeno and I had no intention of ruining the pure form of the Human body by putting my dick in her.
And that is why Im very happy Ashley was in the game.
>>340946170
Bioware was just too lazy to make female models in game. In terms of lore, female turian are just as numerous as the males.
>>340917025
Jimmy Vergano was a bro tho.
Bro in a good way.
>>340917675
>eyebrows
????????????????????????????
>>340920735
>they didn't show shit
>we discuss what they showed
>"guys stop being so negative lets use our imagination and talk about literal fiction"
