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New Star Wars game and Titanfall 2 coming up.
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>>340892775
post link faggot
Don't give a shit about EA but excited as fuck for Bethesda merely because of Dishonored 2.
Lock me up and throw away the key, my man.
HEY
PRETTY BABY
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016pressea_1_1400@46333?
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>>340892945
http://videogames.com/
>were late with the stream again, were so unprofessional and laid back xD
>>340893056
>mfw they actually own this
>>340893183
nuke.com
>>340893046
Thanks, better than JewTube.
Holy shit doing assignments listening to that mixlr was the best. Jeff got into some really interesting shit about his time between gamespot and giantbomb.
>gamespot stopped holding going away parties in the office because they didn't want jeff to show up to them
>The events in Florida...
Fuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkk
DUDE TRAGEDY LMAO
For fucks sake.
That mic quality...
>Muh shootings.
>AUSTIN AND ALEX
DROPPED
>acknowledging the Orlando shooting
nope fuck this if I wanted to hear about this I would watch the fucking news I came here to listen to you faggots talk about video games not this shit.
So Americans are just never going to up gun control.
You guys sure do love watching each other die.
Oh shit, right. The new Star Wars game. The one that woman is working on.
Obligatory shooting reference. How many E3 conferences will make a reference to this as well?
Fucking America...
EA HERE WITH SOME GAMES ABOUT SHOOTING
How can they fuck up the mics so bad? They got good lavalier mics and shit.
lol Jeff with the shooting jokes right away.
Honestly what does the GB staff do all day? I'm not even pissed or anything but there are some weeks where they do like 4 quick looks in one week.
>>340893440
>>340893312
>>340893315
>>340893410
Do you actually have autism?
>>340893501
unbox pogs and eat foreign snacks
>>340893501
Brad gets fucking furious whenever this is brought up, then he dodges the question. They are in a lot of "meetings".
>>340893440
Isn't the Amy Hennig game scheduled for like 2018?
>>340893424
To be entirely fair to Americans, it's too late now. How are you gonna take their guns away? They fucked up centuries ago when they had the retarded second amendment. It's an unsolvable situation now.
Anyways, Titanfall 2 looks cool.
>>340892775
>FLORIDA SHOOTINGS
>FEELS
no
NO
NO
NO
NO
NOO
I WANT SILLY VIDEO GAMES
IS THERE NO ESCAPE FROM THE VIOLENCE
>>340893312
>>340893315
>>340893382
>>340893410
That was the most mild thing they could have done.
Didn't make it political or anything, even with shits like Austin and Alex there. If that triggers you you should probably just end yourself now.
>>340893501
constantly moving to new offices, "getting ready for _____", "unwinding from ______", getting ready for end of the year awards, unwinding from end of the year awards, etc.
>>340893501
Meetings about settling into the new office.
>>340893609
It's over now. We're talking about vidya again.
>>340893501
edit, play assignments, podcast, plan. the video game news/journalism/media biz is pretty dismal with busy work.
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016pressea_1_1400@46333
This not working for anyone else?
Dont want to deal with their video player.
What does being a games journalist feel like?
>>340893810
Go to youtube
>smartwater clearly in shot
>coca-cola clearly in shot
>smartwater owned/produced by coca-cola
kek sellout cucks
Maybe it's just the lighting, but Austin barely looks black.
>>340893698
The most mild thing they could have done is not give a single fuck and not mention it. Hanging this depressing cloud on top of one of the most exiting events of the year is shitty.
>That white line in the top
>Mic quality
Didn't know it was unprofessional Fridays.
>>340893810
Works for me, yeah. On your end.
>>340893410
AAaaayy edgy McEdgelord, how was that Reaper potg?
>>340893909
Austin has very light skin.
>>340893810
There's a YouTube stream for "people" such as you'reself
>>340893698
>forced sjw segment and political commentary how its awful to like violent video games
>all those obvious as fuck attempts to appear passive while aggressively shoving their political agenda down your throat
>no rorie
B A S E D
will Alex finally off himself by the end of the stream?
>>340893863
unethical bags of sand
>>340893947
Working for me now too. Dont know what the hell i was doing.
>>340893895
Or maybe the hotel sells coca cola products? Pretty normal to only supply shit from one company.
>>340893945
a lot of people would have found it in poor taste if they just IGNORED it
it's shitty no matter what they do
the whole ordeal is just fucking shit
fuck this guy
I swear to god. If every conference starts memeing it up about VR for half of the conference, I'll fuckingget angry
>>340893945
Sowwy da wheel wurld got in yer shooter games baaaaybeee
How many years before Alex loses that flappy thing he calls hair?
>>340894030
never
at least they exiled him to the other office
>>340893863
Constant fear of losing your job and the constant feeling that you underachieved in life. Honestly I believe that's where Brad's cynicism comes from. He went to school for computer science but switch to english because he's a lazy fuck who just wanted to play Doom.
>>340893945
>one of the most exiting events of the year
>modern E3
Are you high?
>>340894020
muffin top through dress
>>340893945
I agree, but whatever, the SJW's would have cried if they didn't mention it.
>>340894164
Same time Jeff loses all of his.
Then they can be bald brothers.
>Can hear someone's breathing through the mic
FUCK SAKE MAKE IT STOP
>>340893945
>hey sorry to anyone out there affected by this huge terrible thing
>now video games
>hanging this depressing cloud
lmao grow up kid
Who is the big guest they were teasing on the Beastcast?
>Ryan is dead
>Alex, Brad, Dan and Austin are alive
>>340893501
they're in meetings with cbs bosses trying to justify their existence
>>340892775
just use livestreamer combined with their twitch stream
works great for me every year
>>340894164
I'm about a step-and-a-half removed from his hair island. Being stuck in that spot where it's not super obvious if you need to just lose it sucks.
I'm sure everyone takes it differently, but accepting baldness is really shitty. Like Alex, I don't wear a beard or glasses, so I feel like going bald will make me look like an egg white. It's hard to get over.
>>340894419
Peter Stormare. Couldn't make it though.
>>340894419
Kojima
>>340894323
My guess is it's dan that dumb asshole.
le garbage meme :)
>Jeff is the only one with a laptop
THANK FUCKING GOD
Why is Gamespot's stream embedded below Giant Bombs?
>>340894171
>launching one of the most successful and popular video game websites with one of the most popular podcasts in the world
>lazy
>unsuccessful
Please
Guys why is Vinny so dead inside? where happened to the Italian Stallion?
>>340894617
Good point. Excited for no one to mention twitter shit.
>>340894617
good now that faggot alex cant be all
HEY GUYS YOULL LIKE WHATS COMING NEXT
WOW WHATS COMING UP NEXT IS COOL
WHOA THIS IS GONNA COME UP NEXT
fuck alex is the worst by a mile
>>340894636
CBS
>>340894638
Giantbomb died the day Ryan did.
>>340893424
i know dude right
>130 dead in paris
>>340894636
Same company. CBSi.
>>340894693
He has to spend all his working hours around Alex and Austin
>No Square Enix Conference
Shit, where are they going to show Hitman 6 Thailand footage? I'm hyped for that shit.
>>340894636
Who are the girls on the GS stream?
>>340894020
Who is this?
>>340894617
Oh god, that's right. Last year Alex was a colossal faggot.
>>340894693
Became a dad.
Papa Vinny is fine still.
>>340894175
Even in the state that it's in, E3 is the largest video game information bonanza of the year. All the major players still announce their big titles at or around E3.
Get your cards ready guys!
>>340894932
His dad jokes though, he's become a monster.
>>340894873
how new?
Who hyped for Dishonored 2 here? Dishonored was the best game of the last generation and I'm looking forward to the sequel.
www.giantasshole.com
VINNY A SHIT
That heavy fucking breathing and sighing must be Austin or Dan.
>>340894759
Everyone at GB misses Ryan everyday. His presence can never be replaced.
Giant Bomb has continued to be great, and is more successful every year. This thread is proof that you're wrong. Nobody hates games press people like this board, yet these threads persist.
By the way, shoutout to all of you angry, failed game journalists. I'm interviewing next week!
>>340894693
He shares his work space with one enormous faggot and one self proclaimed but failed comedian who's snark is so cringe it has potential to make one invert into himself.
>>340892936
who is the bear on this webm? i remember a gif of him blowing a kiss?
>titanfall 2
why
Thank god Alex and Austin don't have computers in front of them. Last year, they were more into watching Twitter and relaying everything said there instead of actually watching the conference.
>>340894020
I want to live in her ass.
>>340895025
You couldn't just give me a name in addition to thinking you're better than me because you know fucking low tier internet video game celebrities?
>>340894759
for you.
>>340895031
>best game of last gen
It was good. But not THAT good.
>>340895150
When will the GBEAST babies leave
>>340892775
>watching these cynical cunts on e3
Never again
They've been getting worse and worse every year
>>340895187
>$3000
Is Microsoft dumb enough to show this again this year?
>>340894873
Nina Freeman
>>340895031
Great game but I felt like it was a little bit too easy. Once I unlocked the longer range blink I was a master of movements. Hope this one's a bit more challenging, forcing me to really plan and strike, rather than just flow and bang.
Austin seriously has the nerdiest fucking white boy voice ever holy shit.
>>340895273
Name a better game, protip:You can't!
>>340895407
>Nina Freeman
Thank you.
>woof
>>340895512
Viva Pinata
>>340895430
Definitely, they already said Dishonored 2 will have much harder difficulty if you want it to.
>>340895484
Yeah not all black people sound like Richard Roundtree
Dipshit
>>340895512sleeping dogs
>>340895234
Nina something. freeman I think. she made that Cibele game, could google it to find out her name
>>340895484
Well he is white so
>>340895681
Excellent. That's exactly what I want.
>>340895682
Asshurt nigger with a bitch voice confirmed.
DAN ALREADY HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK, IT'S OVER
>>340895484
he is white
>>340895481
Good god that man looks disgusting.
>>340895794
We couldn't save him ._.
i miss ryan...
brad hasn't spoken a word in 20 mins
>>340895794
Maybe he has a crush on someone in the GBeast crew? He can't be hungover yet.
>>340895794
I hope he dies
>>340896028
Hey could you delete this post
The man doesn't need to dress up but Austin needs a shirt that fits, or has shape.
>>340895963
He's in the bathroom. He will be there any second.
>>340895084
how many of these are there
>>340896001any pics with her tummy?
>>340896116
kys danfag
>>340896001
Is this person the new Mary meme for GB threads?
>>340896158
f1.cool
Oh thank god they don't have laptops in front of them this year
Now Alex, Brad and Austin won't just be reading twitter the entire time.
What kind of Star Wars game are we most likely to see here?
>>340896214
I'm sure you want to kiss a danfag
>>340896323
Youre like the 4th person to say this.
I missed last years e3, were they really that bad?
>>340896002
So business as usual, dude contributes nothing to the site
>>340896354
Republic Commando 2
Wait a second... Bioware is working on a new IP? I didn't hear of this before.
>>340896457
yes
"YOU GUYS WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT'S COMING UP NEXT, BUT IT'S AWESOME"
>>340896001
>>340896001
Get this ugly bitch out of here please
DUDE WRESTLING LMAO
>>340896625
>jeans that high
why
>>340896517
They just showed a picture of an empty desert and announced it as a new IP. No one got excited.
>>340895794
Fucking snowflake disorders. Stage anxiety is now anxiety disorder..
>>340896635
Thank goodness, I was starting to miss Mary.
>F1 GP finishes just in time to watch GB talk over EA conference
What a time to be alive.
tell me about meditation guys
are dan and drew idiots?
>>340896730
cause its hot
Why is Dan so nervous anyway? Hes not even in front of a crowd.
>>340896517
What did you think the Dragon Age guys have been doing?
>caring about another Battlefront when the one we just got was shit
>>340896786
Are you 87
>>340895115
Nah man, Dan ruins everything he is in. Jason and Drew are boring as fuck and the bombcast isn't worth listening to anymore.
Unprofessional Fridays is shit too, the old live streams were at least fun because they were kind of poorly organized but they just look lazy these days.
The only thing the site has going for it is the Beastcast because they actually seem to have fun/want to do it.
>>340896323
We wuz journalists and shit
who /switching to the raw twitch stream/ here?
>>340896848
Dan and Drew are idiots
Adorable idiots
>>340896730
contain fat tummies
>>340896815
fucking disgusting
stop posting that shit
>>340892775
$20 EA will mention the orlando shootings
>>340896815
(y)
>>340896512
Don't go there, anon
>>340896992
please tell me about your "unique" illness
>>340896943
Dragon Age 4
>>340896786
You're a fucking idiot.
>Invalid audio PTS
Neato.
WHO READY FOR TIMESPLITTERS?
>>340897182
it got leaked a while ago
>>340897080
Everyone will, I hope for some cringe soapboxing
>>340897080
Battlefield 1: Orlando DLC Preorder Exclusive
>>340896848
Meditation has some health benifits, mostly stress reduction. The rest is cultist shit. Like drew is one step away from fasting in 120 degree saunas.
>>340897080
I already lost $150 today. Not betting against you...
$10 they won't.
Dan's anxiety is fake
dude is a borderline chad
>>340897290
>Aisha talking about Orlando
Girlwood achieved.
>>340897217
No I'm just not enough of an attention whore to capitalize on my shortcomings by writing a fucking book and reaching for that social brownie points
WAAAHH MY ANXIETY
Fuck off. everyone has problems.
>>340897368
it was quite a surprise to hear that nonsense on the last podcast
>>340896848
Drew is the literal definition of white privilege.
How many times is Dan gonna piss during EA's Press Conference alone? 2? 3? 4? 5? I'm betting 6.
They should drop Austin and put in Drew.
Dan's annoying but it brings unity in that everyone hates him together.
>>340897759
Dan? Surely you mean Brad.
Rorie should be doing a WoW stream right now
>>340897759
That shit's gonna be infuriating for the live podcasts I bet. Jeff will need to keep his facial reactions in check.
>>340897804
And fire Alex.
>>340897705
fuck off austin
#SK4TE
SKATE 3 PC CONFIRMED
>>340897546
>Let's make a meme about it guys!
>>340897759
Does Dan have diabetes?
>>340897705
Drew is the definition of why the HUAC was formed.
>>340897283
Sauce?
SK1TE CONFIRMED
Will Carrie be on the show this year?
>>340898186
If he doesn't yet, it's guaranteed he will soon.
DUDE TACO BELL xD
>>340898117
That would be cool, the skate games are really fun.
>>340892775
>5 mins after 1pm
where the fuck is the EA stream guys
>>340896354
Probably the single player Star Wars RPG bioware has been working on for a while.
>>340898362
Holy shit Jeff has dropped some weight.
>>340898362
who is that guy next to jeff
>>340898363
>I run marathons because I eat like an asshole, I'd be grossly obese if I don't do that sorta stuff!
Goddamnit
>>340898489
stop shilling your stupid shit
>>340898532
thats what happens when your best friend dies from being fat
holy shit, austin is actually fucking white?
>>340898725
With all those pubes on his face? no.
>>340898231
just google it
>Gamespot
Fucking really?
ITS STARTING
For some reason I really want a candycane.
>influencers
>Satan talking about "Content Creators"
FUCK ME.
this man is an android
Is this the new Twin Peaks?
>2 people clapping
Why doesn't Titanfall 2 take place in WWII
Shovels confirmed.
this is ridiculous why would you not just do the same conference format if this is what you replace it with?
>>340900117
EA's fucking retarded.
*teleports behind you*
FUCK YES.
TITANFALL 1 WAS GREAT.
AND I'M HYPED AS FUCK TO PLAY TITANFALL 2.
>>340900540
*unsheaths laser cannon"
that looked good actually
>>340899916
or one person with 4 arms
HELLA FU**ING EPIC
>>340900783
What's the playercount though?
Im gonna wait and see if has a longer life than Titanfall 1
Titanfall 2 looks great.
>single player is now a selling point
jesus fucking christ this industry
Where is the alpha test signup
Is that Peter Cullen doing the voice?
>all these cynical depressed turds that worship middle aged cynical depressed turds trying to shitpost
time for sports
>>340901417
>greentext
oh boy it's time for annual sports rehashes
time for sports
Will Titanfall 2 have a "remember, no Russian" moment?
Ok, bathroom break everyone
XBOC ONE
>>340900783
Of course it did. Titanfall was fun as fuck. They couldn't fuck this up.
>>340901772
>i go
>you stay
SPORTS
Madden confirmed for EVO
Peter Moore is my daddy.
Can someone post a bingo for me please?
Sports sure are interesting.
>>340901772
>Remember, no binary.
>e-spurts
>YFW they say "THANKS, THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY" after sports
>>340901970
They're gonna kill that robot won't they
;__;
>>340896821
>watching the most boring motorsport in the world
lmaoing at youre life
Why do these publishers care so much about E-Sports?
>>340902482
money
>>340902380
nah, there's bioware to pad things out before the battlefield 1 thing
>>340902482
esports is literally free money
>>340902453
I watch it for the shitposting on /sp/.
"problem"
>>340902482
Moolah
>>340902482
Money, exposure.
>>340902482
ad bux
>serious moe
>>340902689
JOHN "U MAD BRO??" COCK
> Eric Wright
> AKA Problem
>>340902840
So is it simpson moe or anime moe?
>>340902672
>motorsport
>sport
"Problem" has a weight problem
>Reminder that ME is next so you don't stop wathcing now
What a fucking retard.
>>340903063
The shitposting happens on /sp/ whether its a real sport or not anon.
is that lawrence fishburne
>i was racing with my friend and broke my collarbone
lel
>i was racing my friend
>its the sports segment
>its the esports segment
REEEEEE CHAD
>>340903421
fucking lol.
SO I WAS
UHHH
RACING FRIEND
JEFF REPRESENTAN CALGARY STAMPEDE
PUTTING US ON THE MAP
#YCC #BASED
>>340903458
>it's the sports esports segment
>>340902672
pure reddit and forced memes: the thread. i see.
E-sportsman Trips on Shoelaces, Breaks Entire Body in Footrace
>>340903435
Will she ever get a game?
MASS DEFFECT
>I was... racing with my friend and my shoes were untied
Sounds like there's some shady shit going on in the Madden community.
ALL OF THESPACE FEELS
>Amazing story
HAHAHAHAHA
>>340903794
>career ending shoelace accident
Who gives a fuck about mass effect dude none of em were good.
F R O S T B I T E
R
O
S
T
B
U
G
ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD! GETTIN FROM THERE TO HERE!
The Gay Tempest
Is Dan the "anxiety" faggot?
>people care about ME after ME2
>people actually bought ME3 despite how shit it looked pre-release
Are they gonna show anything of worth for this fucking Mass Effect game or just CG and concept art?
>That fucking alien face
Space is so fucking gay
You want proof?
Terror From The Deep > UFO Defense
>Dan liked the end of Mass Effect 3
What a fucking moron.
>Dan and Austin liked the ME3 ending
What a surprise.
>people actually defend Dan
>we're on the left side of the table, so we're renegades
kek that was pretty good
>>340904351
im just hoping they show one of the star wars games that's not swtor or battlefront.
well, mass effect looks like total cancer with ps2 graphics, great.
>>340904501
>t
>>340904523
I thought I couldn't hate these 2 fucks even more.
>That was literally it for ME
Wow this entire keynote was a piece of shit so far
>they have to shove in spurts between actual games to keep people interested
Anybody able to sign up for that Titanfall thing?
>>340904624
>people have to say every upf thread the same thing about how much they hate dan
sperg spotted
>heforshe
Now they're talking about charity holy fuck FUCK THIS
>HE FOR SHE
>NATIONAL CENTER FOR WOMEN
AUUGGH JUST GIVE IT A REST JESUS
! ! ! W O M E N ! ! !
>Strong female characters
>Using femshep as canon in the trailer
TUMBLING DOWN
>Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes
what
>android, ios
pffft
>>340905121
>>340905174
>>340905350
I was waiting for you lads to get triggered
PLEASE LADIES, PLAY OUR GAMES
>HeForShe (often referred to as He for She) is a solidarity campaign for gender equality initiated by UN Women. Its goal is to engage men and boys as agents of change for the achievement of gender equality and women's rights, by encouraging them to take action against negative inequalities faced by women and girls. Grounded in the idea that gender equality is an issue that affects all people—socially, economically and politically—it seeks to actively involve men and boys in a movement that was originally conceived as "a struggle for women by women". Some noticed the contradiction of a campaign for gender equality which only takes action against inequalities faced by women and girls, ignoring problems affecting men and boys.
why is it subscribers only chat
>>340905461
Austin how's it doing
>>340904846
Nah fuck anyone that defends the ME3 ending
look at all these things we do for you womyn games as we cut to a crowd of all bald dudes
Strong females only!
No other women allowed.
>Austin nodding along like the little SJW faggot he is to all the strong women charity
Christ
FROSTBITE YES!
>>340905604
Who gives a shit? I'm a subscriber and I am most certainly not looking at that cancerous mess of sycophants.
Oh boy Feefer. Hopefully they include a Hooligan Brawl game
THIS IS WHY GAY PEOPLE EXIST TO NOT FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS SHIT JUST SHOW THE TRAILERS ALREADY STOP FUCKING ABOUT
Oh god, this is terrible.
>>340905465
Did you know that over 50% of gamers are women?
FIFA 98/RttWC is the GOAT FIFA game
No dumb scripting shit, pure skill
Take a shot every time someone says frostbite
in the first fifa, when you got carded, you could run from the ref indefinitely
THA GOALGOD
I cant watch this
FUCK. THIS.
is this the fifa musical?
>>340905604
>>340905829
I've got it on full screen because the chat is awful. Those guys are worst than you lot.
No, don't donate to a womens charity that actually helps women donate to this one so their little feefees don't get hurt.
>>340905968
kek
The fuck am I watching?
>these fucking yanks have no idea what going on
hahaha
PLEASE BE DIRECTED BY SPIKE LEE
>>340905551
>Men should do all the work for them instead of just giving them neutral ground so they can start making their own games and entering the field naturally.
Ok.
>>340906006
>Take a shot every time someone says we need to play to help our women.
>AND YOU'RE ALL COMING WIV ME
>>340905604
In Twitch? They dont moderate it so they dont want anyone going in there and being big fat meanies to all the poor babies.
>>340906346
cause soccer is a shit "sport" at the professional level
>it's a british people are not white episode
>Fifa 17: A Spike Lee Joint
>story line in FIFA
like normies give a fuck
>It's a poor young black boy is the perfect little hero and human being story
Oh fuck this
BLACK PEOPLE DODODODO
WHITE PEOPLE ENENHEHE EE
holy shit dan is dumb
>something that's already done shit in NBA games for years now
5 minutes until Star Wars Battlefront.
>>340906613
>the biggest sport in the world is shit
haha yanks and their quips
>no female soccer player story
what the f*ck??
Is Spike Lee directing this?
>>340907056
>popularity means something is good
>managers finally in
Day 1 buy
>Look at our amazing manager can't find his jacket pocket technology.
OH SHIT ITS MORENO
LITERALLY WHO
>>340907485
LITERALLY WHO
>Jose Mourinho
Random
?????????????????????
Jose Mourhino and Peter Moore are gonna fist fight now and it's gonna be sick
Horsey?
>>340907550
>>340907658
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Mourinho
>>340907340
yank btfo
who? is this what normies are about?
>>340907485
OH FUCK
SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE
>>340907673
Josie and the Pussycats
BIG
A
N
T
Z
What the fuck is going on.
THE face of professional soccer...THAT GUY!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Whats happening right now?
this is ubi tiers of cringe
>>340907979
I dunno apparently he has a European house that is so small that while being a wildly successful something or other his son making room in his noise is waking him up.
where are the fucking video games
C'mon Black Crops
yanks completely have no idea whats going on
hahaahaha
What's their relationship with gamespot? I'm new to giantbomb
Wasn't expecting to see Mourinho.
What an asshole.
was that staged or real banter, what the fuck?
>most popular football game ever
>made in Canada of all places
>>340908327
Owned by same company, work in same building.
>>340908327
both owned by CBSi
>>340908327
they are both owned by cbsi.
>>340908285
I think you can check off the employee audience member thing in the LA location
Hi /sp/
>>340908405
Mourinho is a notorious asshole, it's probably the later
>>340908293
I know what's going on but I don't like it.
>>340908583
>>340908658
>>340908659
okay thanks for answers
>>340908285
Where was the hockey?
>that obnoxious fucking commentary by alex just randomly shouting stupid shit
glad to know im not missing anything
>>340908658
way to stay on brand with that little i.
>>340908695
Ahh, good call. Thanks.
time to panda?
>>340908889
Probably in the montage, didn't catch it myself.
Please no more cringe.
YARNIE
>post yfw in the new fifa you can call down a titan to obliterate the other team
>nobody has looked at their phone yet
Way to go GB, at least you learned something from last year.
STARRING FREQUENCY VIBRATIONS
>>340908889
They had all the sports up on screen when talking about the challenges and shit.
please don't bring out the tattoo on fingers guy
>in 5 minutes
when did this shit become a thing? last year?
everybody who works at EA looks like a date rapist
MOVE AWAY FROM THE MIC TO BREATH IN PLEASE
>>340908889
You counting the terrible Alex Hunter thing as meme bait or bizarre moment?
i left when they started talking about sports and just got back, what'd i miss lads? (besides sports)
>>340909370
it's glued to his cheek
>>340909213
Now they're all talking over each other, what an improvement.
>>340909424
sports
Countdown to Kenny Loggins?
fuck that was bad last year having to hear that more than once, especially with the PvZ shit
>>340909424
Sports has Frostbite now
>>340909424
esports for sports games
>>340909418
I put it down as meme, it wasn't quite bizarre enough for the bizarre square.
>>340908889
You can go ahead and mark off Indie shit now.
More spaghetti indie developers
Please give your poor indie devs something to drink before going onto stage.
So they're just going to get nervous as fuck indie devs every year now?
>>340909424
FIFA has storyline now
Iron: The Video Game
>>340909424
https://youtu.be/KbWgUO-Rqcw?t=38
>>340909808
Way ahead of you senpai.
GAAAAAY
Guys... there hasn't been a single female on stage yet.
HELLO PLEASE REMEMBER THE YARN GUY WE AREN'T SOULLESS PLEASE REMEMBER
>only concept art
endearing but gameplay should be here
>>340910286
omg I'm so fucking triggered rn.
>>340910000
>dubs
>on /v/
MEME MAGIC
Sounds like a fucking platformer with enemies and powers.
>>340910286
London, harem, etc.
This guy is just pretending he's nervous to try to get the same appeal as the other dude last year. WHAT A POSER!
>stealth and cunnie
My kind of game
So who thinks we'll see anything on that Criterion offroad game thing?
>>340910518
spoke too soon bitch nigga
HOLY SHIT JUST FUCKING SHUT UP YOU PRETENTIOUS FAGGOT
>>340910695
What does anime arse feel like?
this looks like a playstation 3/4 launch game
>artsy bullshit
No but seriously though why is indie shit always so prententious like this
This artstyle looks like it'll be a mess to figure out where you are spatially.
>>340910286
but feminist organization charity
alright that's a lot better
>hohokum
that was a great quicklook with the hippie/yoga shit
What the fuck am I watching.
That was about 12 minutes of 5 minutes.
STAR WARS IN 5 MINUTES
BUY
MY
GAME
I'll buy your game Jade!
BUY JADES GAME
I want to play her Star War game
>>340910286
JADE RAYMOND OUT OF NOWHERE
>>340910286
SPOKE TOO SOON BITCH NIGGA
G I R L
i want to fug jade
Are you going to buy Jade's Star Wars Game?
REPUBLIC COMMANDO 2
OH SHIT NIGGA GET FUCKING IN
so many fucking Star Wars games, Jesus
Mommy on stage!
hnnng i get older and she looks the same
WEW
ITS FUCKING HERE
GET John Vignocchi UP THERE. TWEET DAVE LANGS PHONE NUMBER AGAIN.
OH WAIT.
>Star Wars BF DLC
>SWTOR Expansion
>SW phone game
What a colossal fucking mess
>>340911447
hello /tv/!
Hot New Star Wars Game
Damn, still no Bingo.
>Now I'd like to announce Jade Empire 2, starring Me.
i just watch this and think i could never do something like this.
WHY IS SHE SPEAKING SO SLOWLY AND SOULLESSLY HOLY SHIT
>>340910964
>pretentious
not sure what was pretentious about that, people who use this word usually don't know what they're talking about.
Why's this bitch talking so slow?
>>340911867
Bad teleprompter reading.
>Amy Hennig
>Jade Raymond
They both work at EA now?
I wanna peek behind the curtains, mommy!
>>340911867
teleprompter
CRITERION PODRACER GAME COMING UP YOU READY LADS
>>340911580
no its another iteration its new star wars BF game
swtor expansion was already made and has been ongoing for like 6 months now, nothing new
>>340912031
all the people who mattered at Criterion are at other studios
>SigurlÃna Ingvarsdottir
CRITERION GAMES IS MAKING NEXT GEN PODRACING
HOLY SHIT
GET HYPE MOTHERFUCKERS.
>>340911507
I miss chugworth :(
>>340912186
this. Criterion has been dead for a while now
>>340912364
is he still just doing guro, or what's his deal these days?
Show me the way Doug Chiang
Female lead designer, time to punch out.
Mommy, come back on stage!
>those unsubtle as fuck nazi empire banners
>literally nothing yet again
>>340912610
They're all good proven industry vets
>>340911447
wonder what those wet marks are :)
Is that it? No Republic Commando?
>>340912662
the empire are basically nazis and the jedi are jews
>>340912662
nothing wrong about that
>>340896848
Drew does it for 20 minutes a day which is a pretty reasonable way to help deal with stress and relax. Dan said he does it for 2 hours a day which is an insane waste of time.
>>340912662
>that one newfag that just realized Empire is le ebin nazis
Welcome to hollywood
>Unique take of WW1
Now it makes sense.
>>340912810
I consider most games shit, so them being proven in the industry doesn't mean shit to me.
Unless you are going to name a good game she's been part of.
I can't think of a single good ea game I have bought in quite a few years.
>>340912931
She probably had a water bottle resting on her leg while sitting down or what do you think?
>>340913203
yeah its black dudes and women
>>340913218
You're lucky you didn't say that to my face, kid
>>340913218
how new?
>>340913325
>bedouin
>warrior
>female
top kek
>don't have a gun inside of a tank
austin pls
>>340911507
lel i got banned last year for posting this
>>340911867
teleprompter and when you present you speak at a slower speed than you do in conversation so you can speak clearly and sound like a presenter who isn't nervous. she was speaking a bit more slow than she should have been though.
t. i've read some shit on a radio program and gotten some "media training"
>>340913551
they literally showed a girl riding a horse into battle in the last trailer
Remember when they showed gameplay at e3?
>>340913769
me neither
>>340913769
no. literally only nintendo shows gameplay consistently
>>340912989
never happening
Why would anyone fly a fucking blimp to kill 12 people?
>>340914998
because it seems fun
>>340914998
>he doesn't want to run people over with blimps
>>340910825
Lonely bags of sand
