OFFICIAL E3 2016 THREAD #1: EA EDITION
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EA pre-show in an hour.
LIVEBLOG:
>http://www.gamespot.com/articles/ea-e3-2016-press-conference-liveblog/1100-6440229/
STREAMS:
>https://gaming.youtube.com/e3#tab=0
>twitch/ea
Sunday Schedule:
>EA
Pre-show - 12:30PM PT / 3:30PM ET June 12, 1PM PT / 4PM ET
>Bethesda
>Pre-show6:30PM PT / 9:30PM June 12, 7PM PT / 10PM ET
It's here lads.
first post isnt best post
WHERE IS THE E3 2016 BINGO IMAGE?
>>340887023
Guess we can agree there bud
I hope Kadokawa announces Kancolle for the west
SPORTS
P
O
R
T
S
>>340887059
Y-you're not going to eat all of that today, are you...?
>>340887107
F O O B A W L
O
O
B
A
W
L
>>340886798
WOOOW SONY WON I REPEAT SONY WON THEY DID IT BABY THEY DID IT AGAIN LIKE ALWAYS
>>340887207
thanks senpai
Here's some E3 nostalgia
Any /v/ chatrooms?
stream?
>>340887102
Isn't the Kadokawa press conference for Japan anyway?
>>340887328
someone make a twitch chatroom so we can use emotes properly 4head
tfw no snacks
Eat well for me anons
Everything's already been announced pre E3. I'm not expecting any surprises this year.
>>340887485
why :(
>>340887459
>twitch
Kill yourself
>>340887328
Dude, you're in the fucking chatroom right now. It's called a thread. Jesus FUCKING CHRIST.
>>340886798
what would /v/s reaction be to the skyrim remaster?
>>340887579
They're just announcing the stuff that isn't big show worthy
>>340887647
complete apathy
>>340887059
fucking disgusting.
water master race here
>>340887647
Anger, hate, derision and secret hype.
>>340887401
rolling for snek sweater
>>340886798
>want to connect to http://taima.tv/r/E3
>tfw this is dead and nobody's here this year
I'll miss you guys, E3 was fun last year. I hope you're on comfy theatre this week.
>>340887401
going for dat thicc
https://youtu.be/18tlnN_EQQc
Most hyped about this tbqh
>>340887401
rolling for something good
>>340886798
You will never get a sticky OP don't even try. They will implement the roll over reply thread close to the start.
>>340887647
Probably suicide.
>>340887401
75 get
also we need a stream
>>340887647
>American cuisine
>>340887401
what
inb4 mods sticky the thread and it's impossible to keep track of replies
chatroom where
>>340887579
rollin 4 e3 snacks
Whys youtube say 9 hours when they're doing shows today?
>>340886798
press conference schedule for the week
>>340886798
On a standard scale of 1 to 10, how memerific will this E3 be?
how many bongs until GB show?
>>340887401
ROLLOS
>>340887401
finally
>>340887059
Oh man, I haven't eaten anything yet. This just reminded me how hungry I am.
>>340887401
Gimme the thicc pls
>>340887647
yea just what I want burnt ribs and burnt fucking steak
>>340887401
rawl
> this is not spam you fucks
>https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
Youtube started a vidya streaming thing? It looks alright
>>340887401
rollin rollin rollin
>>340887642
i meant live chatrooms
>>340887401
le roll
what's a good video game play while watching E3? I don't want to play FTL, binding of Isasac, Risk of Rain, or Enter the Gungeon because I already played the shit out of them. I'm not really interested in another roguelike/lite either. What is a good game for this? Someone help me please!
>>340887780
>no water pictured
>I-i-i drink w-water you guys
Im a waterfag but even i don't need to force my hydrated cock down someones throat like you do
>>340886798
>no youtube link
twitch fucking sucks
Did I miss the conference for Square?
>>340887401
ral
>Scalebound PC confirmed
>Proper Pokemon MMO
>STALKER 2
>2D Metroid
>Manhunt 3
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
>Official Mother 4 / 3 localized
>Socom 2 HD re-release
>EA, Ubisoft and Activision go bankrupt
>Chakan sequel
>Monster Hunter 5 trailer, multiplat
>PS4 online multiplayer free
>Microsoft sells the Rare IPs to literally anyone
>Mr. Bones sequel
>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
>Final Fantasy XV proven to not suck
>TimeSplitters 4
>Konami sells off all its IPs after going bankrupt
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>2D Castlevania
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Demon's Souls 2
>Troika reforms to create Bloodlines sequel
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Legacy of Kain sequel
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>God Hand 2
>Summoner reboot
>F-Zero sequel
>WoW vanilla servers
>Okami 2
>The Legend of Dragoon prequel
>Diddy Kong Racing 2
>Itagaki returns to directing Ninja Gaiden for 4
>Devil May Cry 5
>Digimon World sequel in the same vein as the original
>Digimon Digital Card Battle 2
>Banjo Threeie
>Lily Bergamo renewed
>Another Souls-like spinoff by Miyazaki
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
>Backlog of Treasure developed games get localized
>Dark Cloud 3
>Digimon Re:Digitize localization announced
>Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer
>Creative Assembly promises to stop sucking
>Red Dead sequel
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage
>>340887059
Soul food
>>340888095
llor
>>340888086
Where the fuck have you been? Under a rock?
>>340888095
definitely not bad
>>340887401
rellin
S T I C K Y
T
I
C
K
Y
>>340888083
You can clearly see it's pink in the middle. Just crispy outside
>>340887401
What are we fucking rolling for??? Stuff from a garage sale?
>>340887943
Australian cuisine
sticky pls
>>340886798
not hyped at all this year
>>340888259
dansgame
>>340887059
>Hickory BBQ
My nigga
>>340887401
>>340886798
this is going to be shit
Which 4chan-approved ecelebrity are you going to watch E3 with? Thebestgamers? Broteam? Bestfriendsplay?
>>340887826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwwkjI65Q0A
good taste m'anime
>>340887647
looks like shit
>>340887059
I ate a big chicken dinner right after waking up from a nap a couple of hours ago.
Looking at this image makes me feel like throwing up.
>>340888251
>diddy kong racing 2
didnt rare make it?
>>340887401
ROLLING FOR BIRD
>>340888180
Are you blind?
What the official twitch stream for E3?
Gotta get that livestreamer ready
>>340888290
so no /v/ chatroom?
>Wake up
>50+ dead faggots
>Muslims did it
>Trump dropping truth bombs
>Comfy happening all around
>Ea shitfest starts soon
>snacks loaded up and memes are fired up
Can today get any better?
>>340888314
Y'know, for a country that seems to hate "bloody pooftahs", fairy bread is pretty fucking gay. Tasty, but still gay.
>>340888314
breh
>>340888274
I don't browse /v/ that often and the only page I ever visit on youtube is https://www.youtube.com/feed/subscriptions
>>340888251
>lily bergamo
Dude, pls, don't remind me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtHOYL1BDXQ
>>340887401
Roll for snek
>>340886798
MODS
>tfw want to snack
>lately carbs have been making me sleepy as fuck
>>340888409
I'll watch it live with /v/ then re-watch SBF
>>340888512
Bethesda conference later tonight
>>340887401
Check this 75
>>340887059
>tfw fasting
>>340888507
yeah, it's called /v/
>>340887401
What's in the purse?
I want the purse.
Fortress is ready
Yarn is ready
Cringe is ready
>>340888314
>butter and sprinkles
grossshould use nutella
THIRTY MINUTES TO EA PRESHOW
IT'S ALMOST TIME, BOYS
>>340887059
>mfw I have stomach problems
>mfw I literally have to eat food that tastes like grass to not get upset
>mfw this pic
>>340888626
Muslims gtfo
>>340888693
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is there a drinking game? I'm unemployed, too lazy to make my own and a fucking loser so gimme gimme.
>>340888505
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>340887647
Why does he handle it so roughly?
Does it make him hard or something?
>>340886798
SWAGLORD STICK THIS
>>340888626
>fasting
just break your fast now and start earlier
>>340888409
Giant Bomb. Lock me up and throw away the key.
>>340888693
>Preshow
Is shit actually going to be on there? I won't be around for it
>>340887125
No shit he's going to
HE'S FAT!
>>340888693
>DUDE SPORTS LMAO
Literally who cares?
>>340888687
i want to fuck those desserts
>>340888103
SO WE'RE ALL NOT LIVE HERE RIGHT NOW?
>>340888249
h-how many p-people are you feeding...
>>340888839
I know, but I wanna see how they can fuck up talking about sports games.
i win the food posting
>>340888687
Holy Fuck
>>340887401
WE DEM BOYS
>>340888787
Not today, slut.
>>340888969
can i come over
ONE HOUR
N
E
H
O
U
R
>>340888969
thats old as fuck
>>340888687
damn that looked good
>>340888626
go shoot some gays
>>340888969
No you fucking don't, that picture''s older than you are, bitch.
just give me the memes for fucks sake. i just want to laugh at this shit live with my bros at /v/
WHERE'S THE PRESHOW
I'm hoping for some games.
>>340886798
Why is Horizon on that picture
They already showed off the trailer
>>340888626
>Being a muslim
Is there any possibility of anything remotely exciting coming out of the EA conference? I'm pretty much just waiting for Bethesda to show off some Dishonored 2.
Red Pill me on e3
>tfw you get all excited for today
>tfw it's just EA and Bethesda
Monday is pretty much the only day that matters and possibly Tuesday and Nintendo announces anything interesting (unlikely).
>>340887212
Ken Kutaragi could come out, pull down his pants and lay out a fat log in the center of the stage and people would still claim Sony won.
>>340889103
Prepare to be disappointed.
>less than 1 hour until E3
>>340887059
>he isn't eating ramen noodles with food coloring, sprinkles, nut topping or any crushed nut, marshmallows, magic shell chocolate, banana, homemade fudge, pop tarts, peppermint flavoring, hot fudge, caramel, vanilla pudding, frosting, and whipped cream
>>340887207
>Bethesda
>"tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"
kek
>>340889098
Read the OP.
>>340889082
Sorry, twitch stream is down, and all we have for humor is the stream itself and some bingo cards.
>>340888969
>Faygo
Every time.
>>340888095
will Aizha be back for Ubisoft this year? she should bring in the whose line cast, at least they are funny
>>340888409
I'll re-watch it will SBF
>>340888687
>random ass macarons on everything
Other then that looks fucking amazing
is there a chat room we're all going to?
>>340888626
GET OUT YOU FUCKING HAJI FUCK
EVERYBODY POST YOUR FORTS
Where's comfy theater or whatever the site name is called
>>340888969
so many calroies than I can count, 3 of those mountain dews are enough
>>340889082
not sure which is worse. Yarny or a fucking engage-guy
anyone have link to giantbomb stream?
>>340889240
Yeah.
>>340889145
Formerly an event for investors, the gaming culture at large noticed it and caused a shift from series game and business announcements to glorified advertising, helped in no small amount by modern advertising "personalities" (read: ultra-shills) such as SpikeTV's Geoff Keighley.
>>340889245
The headband makes you look kinda like the dude from Kung Fury.
/v/ stream with chat room where???
>>340888358
HNNNNNG
>>340888626
Same here. Keep ya head up akhi.
>>340888969
I bought this around last December because of bookstore money.
So who else swore off EA games after ME3?
>>340889280
>all these people with their food ready well before the show has started
Enjoy your cold food and warm drinks.
Plus it's fucking EA, save it for a conference that actually matters.
>>340889348
THIS THIS THIS
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
![screen_shot_2015-06-15_at_5.52.46_pm[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/I9Km6Iy.png "screen shot 2015-06-15 at 5.52.46 pm[1]")
you guys remember this shit?
lads, why is nobody talking about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9LHzVEPodg
>>340889280
giantbomb.com/chat
>>340889245
Autism.
>>340889398
I don't, actually.
>>340889426
no one cares about fifa
>tfw 3rd world internet connection
i'l just see the cringe stuff when someone realises a compilation...
we need a fucking sticky hiro pls
Am I the only one watching because of Battlefield 1 and maybe titanfall?
>Mass Effect will be shit
>SPORTS
>Nothing
>>340887059
How do people consider this kind of shit good?
I'll be having some excellent Belgian beers and maybe some patrician snack.
>>340889426
>divegrass game
>interesting
>>340889426
>sports
>tfw pre-twitch chat that's actually kinda chill before the main stream starts
why is small twitch so cozy?
it's gone to shit now but it was actually kinda nice like 30 minutes ago
>>340889485
Everyone from third world countries do.
>>340889198
>hating on Faygo
Woah, look at this 'I wasn't an impoverished child growing up in the north' bigshot over here
I bet you hate Little Caesar's too
>>340889368
terrible
trash everything except the poptarts
>>340889426
>caring about povertyball
>>340888409
Is DSP 4chan approved?
>>340889348
This, where is it?
>>340889485
>>340889529
>>340889554
oh, s-sorry guys
>>340889368
oh jesus
reese is always good
>>340889558
Like he said, no one.
>>340889485
More like no one in America yet everyone else cares about Fifa.
I have 2 guys I know that own a PS4 just for Fifa no other games just FIFA.
>>340889504
Just how squishy are boobs?
>>340889598
I ate it a while ago.
It was ok, mostly.
I had a lot of other stuff too but that was just the chocolate.
Oh and I forgot to put the snickers in that picture.
>>340889240
Yep.
>>340889614
he is the only one 4chan approved :^)
>>340886798
>YouTube
Shit thread,someone post the /v/ only stream room
>>340889368
Pretty shit desu
>>340888409
Easy Allies in between conference.
No one while conference, don't want anyone talking over the conferences.
>>340889504
wew nice
>>340889614
DSP is the god of /v/, you newfag.
>>340887059
>Xxtra Flamin' Hot Cheetos
Why have I never heard of this?
>>340889393
>>340889624
you seem to be confused, the chat room is here
>>340889426
When the hell did it get announced?
Anyone else watching the Youtube Livestream? Is the Gamespot pre-show on for you?
can anyone giveme a good youtube link for watch e3? cuz i cant open twitch and op youtube link have a error ty
>>340889742
thick jungle asians
>>340888409
The best gamers still exist?
>>340889082
Honestly i would be the same, he was fucking shaking
>>340889682
extremely
I mean you can gently blow air on them and they'll indent, it's ridiculous
>>340889742
that
thread should be stickyed tbqh
>>340887059
>xxtra flaming hot
MY
NIGGA
>>340886798
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULDwu2HLUrA
ALL ABOARD!
>>340887059
>tfw Ramadan
what the fuck I thought it was tomorrow
>>340889368
>Crunch
>Reese's
>Pop Tarts
>Motherfucking Fudge Rounds
my nigga
>>340889332
>they had to get a guy on stage to tell him to leave
HUE
>>340889558
>3rd world
>people
>>340889742
to strong female characters of course
comfytheatre co uk/e3/
Here's the stream
>>340889861
It's just EA and Bethesda tonight
>>340889861
Everything that matters is tomorrow.
Today is just EA and the sweet little lies.
Who /Indian/ here ?
Maggi + Thums up master race
>>340887059
Boogie?
>>340889245
Cringe
>>340889742
Liru is out so sure
So where's the preshow?
>>340889742
THICCER
>>340889504
Battlefield, Mass Effect, and whatever Star Wars stuff they show. Titanfall was a one trick pony, the sequel will be more of the same just with a generic 3 hour campaign attached to it.
Is the youtube link dead for you too?
>>340889831
>her porn vids were deleted from the internet and nobody saved them
Youtube says it should've started 10 minutes ago for me.
Are they just too shit to know my timezone?
>>340888409
Easy Autistics
>>340889842
Weird. Its scheduled for 3 pm EST but nothing's on.
>>340889835
Wait a minute, you can't use that Iwata is on it.
>Working during most of E3.
>All I'll catch live is EA and Square.
Make the most of it all for me folks.
>>340889245Thanks, doc.
>>340889991
this
>>340888578
same here
Wait, when is this shit starting?
Another 20 minutes or 50 minutes?
Where the fuck are the drinking game images?
>>340889982
what's her name anon?
>>340889938
at what time? im busy 7am-3pm tomorrow
Fuck today, I want tomorrow so I can see if Capcom will unJUST themselves.
>>340889991
These are the reddit-approved guys, right?
>>340890020
aww
>>340890070
THICC
So, EA
>Hoping for
Criterion to show up with whatever they're supposedly doing
>Dreaming for
New Skate or Burnout
>What we'll get
Battlefield and FIFA.
>>340887107
TV TV Television TV TV Xbox watch TV TV Television Sports TV
>>340889245
SCARED
Has it started? I'm not seeing anything.
>>340888251
>2D metroid
please Nintendo, make it happen
>pic related
>it's me waiting for a 3DS metroid game
>>340890070
There's a "preshow" in 20 minutes I think
>>340890070
starts at 9 gmt, don't know what that is in murica
>>340890070
scuffed elbows
What's EA showing?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE POST THE DRINKING GAME CHARTS
ALL OF THEM
>>340889426
Holy fucking shit, are they doing another Livin' Da Dream?
>>340888687
I never understood this shit.
Why make aesthetically pleasing food when it will end as shit sooner or later?
>>340889802
Sure ;^)
Post steam :3
>>340889676
People here care too, it's one of the highest selling current gen console games for a reason
just give me Titanfall 2 family
>>340890083
anne lawfull
>>340890092
>the reddit-approved guys
No, that's TotalBiscuit's stream.
>WHN IS IT STARTING?!?!
http://www.ea.com/play2016
>>340890110
Don't forget the wonderful interview with Pele
>>340889245Amazing taste in your waifu senpai
>Nintendo ops out the traditional e3 conference.
>Goes full fucking day of Nintendo fun called Nintendo Treehouse: Live
Just announce the NX you god damn cucks.
>>340890192
odds are fifa, BF1 and something to do with PvZ garden warfare
>DMC5
>RE7
AND I CAN DIE HAPPY
>>340887459
Whenever I make a twitch account, I'll get banned in 5 chats within 15 minutes and get globally shadowbanned.
At least it's consistent, but Twitch really is a banhappy place.
>>340890241
ight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mpJY9SIrqE
>>340888626
Is your favorite vidya game Bomberman?
>>340889850
It's like the 6th day. Deal with it.
>>340890192
BF WW1 , TITS2, Critetion new IP, Star wars, sports, mass effect
new ips etc
>>340890308
Based newfag bro
>>340889426
/v/ doesn't like sport games
>giving a shit about normalfags games
>>340890192
BTFO all the naysayers with ANDROMEDA
WHERE IS THE OFFICIAL /v/ STREAM AT ?
>>340889245
>Biribiri
How about a new Peggle?
http://taima.tv/r/E3
GET IN HERE
>>340887059
>Tfw fasting
SHIT
>>340890378
oh my fuck
>>340890316
>RE7
we wait together brother, but it ain't going to be today
>>340890379
Who's this semen demon?
>>340890192
Disappointment.
>>340890214
we got a winner here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVk8aPqAjoo
>>340889682
They are just AMAZING to mess around with. You're missing out friend.
>>340890378
I want to FUCK her asshole!
>>340890224
Why do you continue to live when you'll end up as a corpse sooner or later?
Giant Bomb is up.
>tfw unironically excited about andromeda
Who else here /readytobedisappointed/?
>>340890086
I believe it starts at noon (Eeastern)
Who /watchingtheeuros/ here?
Probably switch over when EA starts.
I'm going out for dinner at 4, is there any way I can watch a recap?
>>340890423
Kys Mudblood
I'm ready for the show
test
>>340890548
Here
Anyone have a comprehensive schedule and streams?
>>340890329
why is octomus prime in my game lads
>>340890560
as always on youtube later
>>340890560
Nope its impossible.
>>340887647
Apparently presentation doesn't matter anymore, just throw all the shit in a pile.
http://taima.tv/r/E3
/v/ stream
>>340890316
>>340890458
I'm with you guys too.
I'm expecting 6.5, and know best case scenario won't be much better.
But I'm still excited to see it for some reason.
>>340890378
its EA.
>>340890423
shouldnt you be shooting up a gay bar right about now?
15 MIN wooooooooo
>>340890579
DELETE THIS
That Youtube link in the OP isn't showing shit
>>340890548
Would be but I'm on a complete toaster so there's no point taxing it with more shit
>>340890000
It's an old train, alright?
>>340890515
>Being excited about ME after 3
How long will the conference be?
>>340888409
Broteam
STICKY THIS MODS
>>340887059
Not gonna lie that makes me kinda sick.
Just mint tea here.
>>340890606
Bit uneventful so far 2bh
Got Gotze as first goalscorer, starting to regret it
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
Isn't this supposed to go live to ign or gamespot
>>340890579
>drinking milk
>>340890632
>giving kirtaner jew dollars
fuck off.
Is EA's twitch going to stream the preshow as well?
MODS STICKY
>>340890579
Why would you do that?
>>340889835
>>340890000
just made him a ghost
shit guys. I barely woke up. Did i miss any conferences?
>>340890496
Because life is meant to be lived.
Meanwhile food is meant to be eaten.
Not a very smart analogy famalam
>>340890638
>But I'm still excited to see it for some reason
Well I know why I am excited for it. Because i'm a twenty-six year old who has been playing the RE games for way too long.
>>340890503
I don't see it on their site.
>>340890000
Wasted quads
>>340889521
>>340889521
My nigga. Why spend money on 10 bags of candy and chips when you can use that money to get drunk.
Makes people on /v/ somewhat funny.
>Watching video games instead of the football game
You people are hopeless
i'm always sick during E3
Any other anons sick?
>>340887059
>Trolli bright crawlers
>NOT Octopi
You fucked up hard anon
>>340890689
is broteam just streaming on twitch?
POST the ONE thing you are most excited for this e3
>>340890791
No first one is EA
>>340890791
just in time friend
>>340890791
no, EA @ 4 EST
>>340890791
First one is in 40 mins.
>>340890791
you missed this
*farts*
Is there no stream with chatango?
Can't keep up with the shitposting on threads rather have a chat window open
QUICK POST YOUR SCORESHEETS
>>340888468
what the fuck? are those doritos? and noodles? and what is that on the stove?
i have so many questions
Wait, the E3 starts today. I thought it was from 14 to 16.
>>340890791
You missed everything, anon. Half-Life 3 was announced and Ubisoft won E3.
it ain't easy being cheesy
>>340890853
cringe
what thread can i watch e3 with /v/? all i see here is reddit and e celebs
>>340890853
Dawn of war 3
>>340890808
twitch/giantbomb
>>340890853
Memes
>>340890715
I hate that fuckface
>Bethesda is 3 fucking AM
I'm tired already
Kill me
>>340890853
seeing Tifa in FF7 remake
>>340890853
Crash Bandikoo
>>340890853
Memes
>>340889682
Hahahaha god damn kids
Who else here is gonna gain 5 pounds over 3 days?
WHERE IS THE FUCKING UNIVERSAL CHATROOM
Finally something is live. I got fucking tired of that chink saying "You do not knoow how long I've waited foor this mooment"
>>340890853
Bannerlord
Fucking hell I woke up late
Did I miss it? You fuckers never use CST. Goddamn east/west coast faggots in Jew York/Commifornia
>>340887059
>all this salty shit that will make you feel sick after the conference
>not going with a comfy mug of tea and digestives
>>340890834
The only two sports worth watching (Basketball and Baseball) have no games going on that I give a shit about today.
guys...
http://e3.nintendo.com/
>>340890791
>I barely woke up
>>340890847
>sour gummy candy
i had to stop eating that shit cold turkey
>>340889245
no
>>340890941
Decent player though
http: //comfye3chat. chatango. com/
Since i see faggots keep posting for a chatroom, I made one. Spread it around if you want. dont care.
>all I have left for watching is a mouthful of coke
>roommate's picking up chips and frankfurters and banana choc-chip muffins and other yummy things but not for like 6 hours
ETA on Bethesda?
I don't speak american timezones
WHO HERE /READYFORSHITPOSTING/?
>>340890915
>not extra hot cheetoes
you fucked up
>>340890853
kojimbo's wild ride
>>340891025
>zelda
wow never expected that
>>340890996
you didnt miss shit, fucktard
>>340890952
I bet her tits will be shrunk if they do show her at the Sony conference.
>every stream has 25% of the page for the video and the other 75% is a bunch of unnecessary bullshit distracting me from the video
>>340890715
Sorry bruh, literal who scores first
>>340890973
>honey buns
my nigga
>>340890947
Their biggest announcement will probably be a remastered version of Skyrim. Just sleep.
>>340891025
>ELITE BEAT AGENTS 2
MY DICK IS DIAMONDS
>>340891084
IM HERE
>>340891084
>one monitor fag
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>340891105
something tells me SE won't fuck this up
Got a 6 pack of Carlsberg.
Got a family size meatlover pizza.
Got 3 different bags of cheesy/salted/onion snacks. (no doritos)
Got ingredients to make a ton of grilled cheese with chili.
Got a large bottle of vodka.
All set.
WHO'S READY TO LAUGH AT MASS EFFECT?!
OOOOOOH IT'S BEEN TOO LONG
pretty excited for andromeda desu
>>340890443
your just as bad as the people who order a shitload of mcdonalds then say and a diet coke at the end like going diet is going to make up for the rest of the shit you ate
>>340891074
6 hours 40 min
I'm in the youtube stream... it isn't streaming nothing but it shows me in the schedule that should be live now
I can honestly say I'm more exited for the cringe and the fuckups than any games.
Hopefully something awesome will come out of nowhere, namely a new IP that looks fucking rad
>>340890853
BANJO
THREEIE
MOTHERFUCKER
>>340891074
but do you know basic math? http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>340886798
Who is ready for a full week of PR spin, blatant lying and just bullshit in general? I literally don't think I could suffer through any of the talking to shareholders self-fellating speeches that are going to be delivered so I'll just be looking at the actual content highlights. It's going to take a lot of genuinely exciting things being announced and demoed and not just PR spin to get me excited about things the way the industry has just kind of killed my buzz over games lately with all the shitty things it's done
40 FUCKING MINUTES
AAAAAAAAAA
>>340891068
Then go pick that shit up yourself, man
>>340891132
>the city of me
Not a single fucking bet has come in for me today
I should just give up
>>340891181
I want to see if Prey 2 is announced.
>>340890853
Memes, cringe, awkward moments
E3 is like watching a car crash in slow motion
>>340889426
New GTA?
what it do breevuh?
>>340888626
>>340889850
>>340890423
Mudslimes leave
>>340891084
What kind of name is Rather
>>340890915
>flamin' hot
I need the gif.
OH SHIT YOUTUBE'S FINALLY LIVE
>>340891129
rtmpdump that shit then.
>>340890973
Holy shit, there's Zebra Nutty Bars? Nice taste in junk food
>>340891219
>>340891224
The hivemind is conflicted.
WHY IS MY WIFI SUDDENLY SHITTING ITSELF HELP
>>340891290
this.
>>340890579
>Steak,bananas and ketchup and a glass of milk
Enjoy your diarrhea
>>340891215
>9g of sodium
>>340891237
>not using legacy captcha
wew
this board is full of retards
doesn't someone usually make us a chatroom?
i forgot what the site was where we made our own chatrooms. chataroo or something
How many people in this thread are overweight?
>>340891179
please explain this
>>340888083
>Hes never had brisket
Post more fooooooooooooooood
http://comfytheatreDOTcoDOTuk/e3/
DRINKING GAME STREAM NIGGERS
GET IN HERE
http://comfytheatreDOTcoDOTuk/e3/
DRINKING GAME STREAM NIGGERS
GET IN HERE
>>340891235
Why the fuck would you be watching it on youtube
Youtube chat is even worse than Twitch chat, if you can believe that
Ready to go
>only 1 /v/ stream
where are you faggots?
>>340891235
38 minutes.
>>340891182
You fucking faggot you made me look
>>340891276
I can't. He's got the car, and I'm watching E3!
Bracing for WE WUZ WW1
>>340891065
finally
>>340890579
Is that dog food and bananas covered in ketchup?
>>340889245...J-Josh?
>>340891372
I ambut I deadlift 4pl8
Fish chips and an antipasto salad en route.
Ready for video games.
YOUTUBE STREAM IS A GO
>>340887059
Kinda jelly, wish I could experience the taste and flavor of all of that - most of which I've never eaten before - without the associated negative side effects like stomach aches, and unhealthy shit etc
>>340888616
he said better
>>340890579
>ketchup on bananas
sticky when
YOUTUBE LINK WHERE THIS OP LINK AIN'T SHOWING SHIT
TAKE A SHOT EVERYTIME YOU HEAR THE WORD SPORTS
DO I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO BUY SNACKS
NEAREST STORE IS 10 MINUTES
>>340891372
I'm basically the prodigy of Mr. Bones so that ain't me
>>340891401
Youtube typically has better quality.
>always associate food with watching something
>cant just eat food normally now
>>340891368
And you're only realizing that now you retard?
Which stream should I watch ?
Any particular one on Twitch, or should I use Youtube knowing that Youtube doesn't shit the bed horribly if your connection drops ?
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3#tab=0
GET IN HERE YOU FUCKS
CONFERENCE STARTS IN 37 MINUTES
>>340890853
I really want to see Tifa
>>340891490
Yes
>>340891413
>where are you faggots?
on /v/
it hasn't started yet anon
>>340891304
It is?
>>340891459
Megan?
Haha. holy shit EA twitch chat is fucking garbage.
IGN STREAM IN 5 MIN LADS
>>340891372
>5'11"
>115lbs
>full blown ottermode
At least I got qt hips
>>340891489
I CANT HANDLE THAT MUCH ALCOHOL
>>340891490
You're fucked
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EAT THE LAST BIT OF SMARTFOOD
>>340891412
Oooo shit whuzzat?
is today the greatest day in american history?
chilling with a cold beer and a frozen pizza watching E3 with my friends on /v/ while watching the death counter rise in orlando?
>>340891401
>using YouTube/Twitch chat at all
Enjoy having your message scroll up in a split second
>>340891490
do it feget
>>340891487
Anon you have everything you need here
http://www.e3countdown.com
someone make us a chatroom!!!
who here /cuckshed/ here?
>>340891487
http://www.e3countdown.com/ you über moron.
>>340891534
Just use YouTube.
>actually wanting a chat
http://comfytheatreDOTcoDOTuk/e3/
700 PEOPLE IN HERE
http://comfytheatreDOTcoDOTuk/e3/
700 PEOPLE IN HERE
http://comfytheatreDOTcoDOTuk/e3/
700 PEOPLE IN HERE
>>340891289
I'm waiting for something to happen aswell
>pizza still hasn't arrived
WHAT THE FUCK PAPA JOHNS, DON'T LET ME DOWN
>>340891617
>friends on /v/
But everybody here hates each other
>>340891583
What a redundant post.
Post yfw it's literally nothing
>>340891064
Don't be sad, you'll get boobage eventually
So will the Battlefield 1 beta drop today?
>tfw signed up for it
Is cruise control appropriate right now?
>>340891665
>http://comfytheatreDOTcoDOTuk/e3/
oh shit this
>>340891617
>tfw you post with name from a pokemon trading thread
who ready to go /wholehog/ here?
>>340891084
>>340891237
>one monitor
Lel
Mods please sticky the thread
>>340887059
>Lays Stax
>Literally Pringles
for what purpose?
>>340891689
I don't even care, the tears of disappointment will be glorious.
>>340891626
>>340891643
Thanks lads
>>340891665
>watching with concentrated autism
>>340888687
Original video?
>>340891617
I'm pretty fucking comfy. Two of my favourite happenings at the same time? Awesome.
>>340887780
>HAAAHHHA why aren't you drinking water, like myself? Have I mentioned I only drink the purest most vibrant, mineral enriched water from the springs of valhalla itself? How dare you drink anything other thanWATER ahahaha
Why are waterfags so terrible?
Who >25 BMI
>>340888314
>Using no name sprinkles on your pain à la saupoudrer
POST YOUR HOMEBOARD YOU FILTHY BOARDHOPPER.
>tfw going classic with cheesy doritos and green dew
Green one is only one available in UK as far as I know, absolute bullshit since it doesn't even taste amazing. It is pretty good though.
>>340888626
Come on, eat a falafel, you know you want to.
>>340891665
>DNS error
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is anyone else watching just to see trainwrecks? I don't follow video games as much anymore and I don't have anything to be excited about from any of the companies, I just want to see their corporate attempts to be appealing mocked.
WHERE THE LIVE ROOM FAGGOTS
brettygood com
wil stream E3
>>340891617
>being this edgy
>on the 2016th birthday of E3
I'm just eating some popcorn. I hate chips.
>>340891665
Is it a /v/ anons exclusive stream ?
I'll stick to taima.tv otherwise
>>340891665
OH BOY DRIVE MY FAVORITE ROBOT MOVIE
Whose /borwseralreadylagging/ here?
>>340889245
Cute
>>340891840
/sp/ here
>>340888626
I'm fasting for /fit/ related reasons, honestly half that shit just turns off my appetite after forcing myself to avoid it for so long.
>>340891903
The face of the two faced god
>>340891828
They're basically drink vegans.
>>340891459
>tfw my name is josh
hey man
>>340891372
>yfw never had any of these qt nerdy girls fall in love with you
Why even live?
>>340891105
>>340890952
>Tifa
I wasn't hype at all for E3 but now I am. Holy shit I suddenly don't feel cautiously optimistic with small hopes anymore in that hopefully there won't be any fuck ups that affect me, but now I'm actually excited.
In before crushing disappointment in terms of size and outfit.
I'M GOING TO THE STORE TO BUY SOME FOOD!
WHAT DO YOU FAGGOTS WANT!!??
HURRY!!!!!!
>>340891840
/tg/ represent!
>Caring about Lies, Bullshots, and CGI cutscenes
>Spending hours watching advertising and garbage when you already know everything about it is gonna be watched and then condensed down into 5 minutes of info and the original stuff is gonna be split up into pieces that you can watch without the filler or shit you don't care about.
I hope you enjoy major corporations jerking off in your face for several hours.
>>340891834
>BMI
>meaning anything
>>340890000
CHECKED
Gamespot going live.
>>340891840
/V/
/R9K/
/O/
/B/
>>340889038
thanks
>>340891996
A brown tender Loli.
>>340891883
http:// comfye3 chat. chatango.com/
get with it son
Germany Ukraine match is good so far lads
Should watch this instead of the preshow really
>>340891996
cheeky steak and mushroom pie lad
AWKWARD
>>340891907
>being sad that a bunch of degenerates in a gay club were mowed down
literally anywhere else in america and i'd be disgusted and angry but this shit just makes me laugh my ass off
isis literally solving our problems for us, while reinforcing the trump vote at the same time
>>340891996
DICK
I MEAN POP CORNS
>>340891903
Tell me lies.
>ign making statement about california
>fag pandering already
just end it now lads
>>340891857
i tried mountain dew the other day to remember what it tastes like
now i know why i never drank it before
it always tastes flat
>>340891840
/co/ reporting
>>340892006
why youve made me see my wrong ways
youre right
thanks for your post
GG ORLANDO SHOOTINGS
>MASS SHOOTING
Already not video games
>>340887647
>eating literal carbon
>>340891996
you :-)
>>340891840
/a/ here
>>340887059
>Eating shit for shit conferences
>>340892006
>being so self-unaware that you can't even enjoy shitposting with your only friends, /v/
hey r/gaming
>sssssssssssssssssss
>sssssss
>ssss
Fucking IGN
>>340891840
/co/ reporting.
>>340891996
I'll take a small 7" margarita fella ~:D
WHY EVEN BRING UP THE FUCKING SHOOTING
WHY WHY WHY REEEEEEEE
>video games stream
>unrelated shooting mentioned
come the fuck on
>starts the stream with talking about a shooting
Can't wait until we get 10 trailers with rooty tooty point and shooty in a row.
>>340892070
Why not both?
>>340891996
Honey roasted peanuts and coke.
Put the peanuts in the coke. Best thing ever.
>MASS SHOOTING IN FLORIDA
what a great start.
IGN IS FINALLY LIVE
IT BEGINS
STICKY WHENNNNNNNN
>>340891840
/d/egenerate here
muh shooting
>Pre game show
>Talk about sjw shit and muh gaycaust
>>340892130
kek
he's addressing the gays what the fuck no one cares this fucking faggot
>>340892053
kill yourself
SO LET'S COME TOGETHER
>>340891996
This
>>340892065
Preferably a tomboy
>>340891621
It's not like any of the messages ever have any importance. It's like a containment area of the Internet. We keep a large majority of spamming assholes on Twitch and Youtube so there's less of them to shit up everything else.
>>340892065
fucking this
and fucking this
>>340891996
Grab me some Starburst Jellybeans and a bottle of Voltage, famingo.
>>340888409
Re-watch with SBFP. They always give me a good laugh.
its starting
>>340891923
ay
>>340891996
DEW
E
W
>>340892204
>no one cares about he biggest mass shooting an American history
>Mass Shooting in Florida
Microsoft's new IP is looking great
>>340892176
Everybody is already over that
>They want me to donate blood for fags
How much you want to bet that they open with a minute of silence or something?
Can i watch EA Pre-show somewhere? since i missed its stream.
>donate blood to faggots with AIDS
No thanks lol
>>340891996
GAS STATION SUSHI
C'mon guys. Lets come together.
>>340891840
/a/ /b/ /gif/ /h/ /v/ /vg/ /asp/ /co/ /pol/ /sp/ here
am I the scum of the universe?
WHERE'S
THE
STICKY
T
I
C
K
Y
>IGN stream starts
>"we address mass shooting"
Fucking burgerfags, get your shit together
At least they redirected that to blood donation ad, which is cool
>woke up today
>another mass shooting in america
Just like my vidya games.
MODS PLS STICKY
>>340891372
6'1 185. My body fat ratio is way off though.
Cool red screen.
>>340891996
Pretzel pieces.
>>340892317
Probably, but just because of technical problems
>>340891840
/a/ reporting
>>340892298
kill yourself faggot
>>340891840
/POL/ REPORTING IN
>>340888468
that dish is at least 50% condiments wtf thats disgusting.
>>340889614
He's the god of /v/ because of how retarded he is
WHERE DO I WATCH
TWITCH OR YOUTUBE
>>340891840
/a/non here desu
>>340892223
>brown tomboys
What's a guy with prime taste like yours doing in a shitty EA conference thread?
>>340892207
I want to anon
>Mfw half of it will just be sports games
>>340891840
Why /v/ of course
There's not a single company holding a press conference this year that hasn't done something to royally turn me off them of late. That's just kind of sad, the video game industry really needs to do something to win some faith back already starting with ending all the stupid shit it's been doing or saying lately.
>>340891245
This. I'm kind of interested to see if even more bad PR can be generated on top of the last few years of disasters.
>>340891840
/mu/ here
>>340891840
/g/entooman standing by
I can't fucking wait how they're going to shoehorn something about the shooting in every fucking presentation kek
jesus christ where's the sticky
>>340891840
/vp/ & /an/
I wouldnt be surprised if a pcuck or something attacks the Sony E3 tbqh
>>340891840
/tv/ is here faggot
>>340891665
I can't see shit and I have disabled adblock. What's going on?
>>340891840
/co/ reporting in
Real human bean standing by
>inb4 mobile games
Do you guys recommend using a Wii U to watch the stream via youtube?
Is it going to shit the bed?
>give gays your blood NOW
>>340888249
Small Ham, Beef, and Pepperoni Pizza = 1410 cal
Bread Bowl = 1400 cal
2 Full cheesy bread logs = 3,360 cal
2 chocolate crunch cakes = 700 cal
2 liter coke = 850 cal
Sandwich = 860 cal
3 Ben and Jerry's = 3000 cal
10,310 total calories
That's enough to last you 7 days if you're a dude and 8-9 if you're a girl.
>>340892446
That should be clear, just stay away from the one with shitty service.
>>340890853
Battlefield 1, i really just only want to see some gameplay.
Curious to see what's announced but i can always wait until that shit's all done and over with.
>>340891840
/sci/
/pol/ ready for duty
NOT VIDEOGAMES
>NOT VIDEOGAMES
NOT VIDEOGAMES
>NOT VIDEOGAMES
NOT VIDEOGAMES
>NOT VIDEOGAMES
NOT VIDEOGAMES
>NOT VIDEOGAMES
>>340892674
fuck you mom i eat what i want
>>340889557
I love the twitch chat for how cancerous it is. If you want a chill chat go to Ustream.
>>340888468
what the fuc
>>340892615
>That /ss/ a drawfag made in one of the threads of this
>>340889935
this lads
Everyone stop posting for a minute of silence please, let us remember those lost in Orlando.
>>340892364
>New record mass shooting
>Still no discussions on so much as even limiting firearms
>Help the victims of Orlando's mass shooting by donating blood
>>340891840
/int/-/v/ hybrid with sprinkles of /u/ here
>>340891591
You're fucking Auschwitz at that weight you delusional fuck
>>340892715
>YouTube gaming
Time to report the stream I guess.
>>340892715
THEY ACTUALLY
>>340892665
hey they'd probably give you some if you were in their place
am i late? did they announce new Fire Pro Wrestling?
>>340891840
/mu/ reporting in
>>340892806
>donating blood to fags
AYYY
>>340892806
Does straight men blood mix with aids blood well?
>>340891840
/a/ on standby
>>340891840
/co/ standing by
>>340892715
>>340892806
FUCKING WHY? THEY'LL JUST GET THEIR AIDS IN IT GOD DAMN IT!
>>340889426
Not only do you have to be black, but you have to be a fucking manc too? No thanks
Yay its over
>>340892786
>Another Islamic attacks on gays
>hur dur ban the guns
Retard
>>340891840
/pol/ in
>>340892878
same here brother
>inb4 30 seconds of silence for the mass shooting followed by "video games dont make you violent" at the conference
>>340891840
/sp/
GOAT year of sports so far
>>340891840
/trash/ :^)
>>340892715
Ice. Fucking. Cold.
>>340892942
poil a shit
Fuck IGN and gamespot, where is the Pope?
>>340892980
Yeah, just ban the gays.
>>340891840
/vg/ REPORTING FOR DUTY
>>340892737
>that 1970's wood
Hooo boy.
>>340891840
/vp/ here
>>340892737
What is this?
ANIME CLUB
you're not seriously watching E3 right anon?
>>340892324
>being retard
>>340893057
youtube gaming @ e3 tomorrow
>>340893057
tomorrow
I thought this shit was supposed to start 5 mins ago
>>340892786
Honestly if there had been a security guard with a gun that would have ended with less death. The only thing that needs to be done is to limit automatic weapons in civilian's hands.
>>340893004
You mean white supremacist.
>>340893147
Fuck u galko-chan I'll do what I want.
>>340891840
/reddit/ here
>>340891840
/r/ps4, but /v/ is funny for live events like this.
>>340891840
/asp/ here
Also are anime clubs a thing in america?
jesus all those plushes. this shit is hard to watch. fucking autists
>>340893147
>He says in an E3 thread
take a guess you dumb nigger.
>>340893147
The fuck else would I be doing you skank?
>>340893256
exactly :^)
>>340893147
Who the fuck are you?
The IGN Live logo is an EDGE level.
>25 minutes away
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3#tab=0
>>340891840
/his/torian here
>>340893210
>>340893217
No pope for EA?
>>340891840
/v/, /toy/, /aco/, and /pol/
rubicon guava, coke or monster lads?
>>340893256
/pol/ is more about jew supermacist.
>inb4 jews are white.
>25 minutes from the conference
I thought this shit started in 12:30pm PT
Fuck this, I'm gonna go buy snacks
>>340893147
Shouldn't you be busy sucking nigger cock?
>>340893083
tfw buying furniture from goodwill
>>340893129
This is my hype containment facility
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Why isn't the stream on? I thought it was supposed to start 8 minutes ago.
>>340893427
nope, the pope has to rest before giving us the holy blessing tommorow
>>340893427
nope
I bought my tribute dew and doritos today for nothing.
>>340891840
/x/phile here
also /vg/
Does anyone even care about single player in titanfall? It's going to be crap and everyone cares about multi anyhow, seems like a waste of time to me
TES VI??
>>340890730
>not drinking milk with every meal
Mum didn't breastfeed you?
>>340893615
>>340893626
I am lost then, he always guides me through e3. What is the second best option? Eceleb cancer? IG fucking N?
>>340893441
Where do I look up her getting pounded in every orifice?
why is the sound so fucking low ?
I want some damn zingers to happen goddamn it.
https://youtu.be/uZWKuUymKdM
http://comfye3chat.chatango.com/
get in here
>>340893336
>>340893493
Well, Im a dirty Gypsy who lives in America. I don't know how /pol/ feels about light brown gypsies like me.
ITS ALMOST TIME SENPAI
here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>340893802
I'm using IGN. They seem to have constant coverage so i have stuff to watch between EA and Bethesda.
I'll probably end up playing Battleborn instead but it gives me an option.
>>340893441
she looks like a huge pooper
ITS HAPPENING
>>340893931
Will someone ever post a fucking working stream?
>>340891840
/pol/ reporting in.
![[HorribleSubs] Space Patrol Luluco - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.50_[2016.05.13_16.56.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TTPY3xT.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Space Patrol Luluco - 07 [720p].mkv snapshot 03.50 [2016.05.13 16.56.56]")
>Sanchez and Mendez
>>340893838
http://exhentai.org/g/933974/13003ab5a2/
AND HERE IS THE CRINGE
![Z0VIeyW[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oKl6td7.png "Z0VIeyW[1]")
![Jacob-Frye[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jDhwwmo.png "Jacob-Frye[1]")
![[MENACING].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QPlAOS6.jpg "[MENACING]")
