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>e3 in 5 hours
GET FUCKING READY YEEZY SEASON 4 INVOMINH
>>340863391
E3 2016 will never be as good as the E3 1995 one
;_;
Do we have a compilation yet?
>tfw I didn't sleep at all last night so I can sleep through all of E3 and miss the pinnacle of shitposting
Even if it'll only lower to about 80% for tomorrow at least I can dodge the initial blast for the beginning.
Why do we pretend today counts as e3?
We know the real e3 starts with the ms conference
E2 > E1 > E3
Prive me wrong
sports sports sports sports sports
water cooler
tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv
go home
Would Squidward be a console player (if so, which console), PC user, or idort?
>>340865106
he has delusions of grandeur despite being a lowly peasant
so naturally he'd have a xbone
>>340865106
He'd be a /v/ user, because all he does is get disappointed at things and he treats fun like its a buzzword.
>>340863391
I never got how this picture of Squidward is releatead to E3
>>340863391
I will only care for multiplatform releases today.
>>340865405
Forced meme.
>>340863391
Any good site to view the E3?
>>340863391
oh really? does microsoft start in 5 hours?
learn to count retard.
>>340864960
Bethesda's today though right?
It's not like I even enjoy TES anymore but I still kind of hope they release VI with stats added back in. Fuck perks.
Any suggestions on my Bingo card in the dying hours?
>>340865572
>tfw Bethesda at 2am for me
But I have to work in the morning ;_;
>>340865557
Ea starts in 5.
>>340864890
I got you babe
SHOW TIMES
WHERE
this is gonna be the worst E3 in decades
>>340866197
>not making it your desktop background for the next 3 days
>2016
>Still getting excited for games
>tfw get out of work at 330
Will I make it to see the beginning of the shitshow?
>>340863391
I work during the EA conference, and I always love to see the cringe from that live. If I make it home fast I should be able to catch Bethesda's.
Take screen caps for me anons.
>>340866284
n-no it's not
>>340865405
Its Squilliam you idiot
>>340865751
Post the Paper Mario one? Or link to all of them if you could.
how are those forts coming along /v/?
>e3 is today
I thought it was tomorrow?
Will EA's presentation be complete shit?
>>340866440
Sorry i cant do it on my android
Try screencaping or pushing out the image
>>340866557
What do you think?
Wait it actually is? Does anyone have a schedule?
>Scalebound PC confirmed
>Proper Pokemon MMO
>STALKER 2
>2D Metroid
>Manhunt 3
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
>Official Mother 4 / 3 localized
>Socom 2 HD re-release
>EA, Ubisoft and Activision go bankrupt
>Chakan sequel
>Monster Hunter 5 trailer, multiplat
>PS4 online multiplayer free
>Microsoft sells the Rare IPs to literally anyone
>Mr. Bones sequel
>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
>Final Fantasy XV proven to not suck
>TimeSplitters 4
>Konami sells off all its IPs after going bankrupt
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>2D Castlevania
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Demon's Souls 2
>Troika reforms to create Bloodlines sequel
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Legacy of Kain sequel
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>God Hand 2
>Summoner reboot
>F-Zero sequel
>WoW vanilla servers
>Okami 2
>The Legend of Dragoon prequel
>Diddy Kong Racing 2
>Itagaki returns to directing Ninja Gaiden for 4
>Devil May Cry 5
>Digimon World sequel in the same vein as the original
>Digimon Digital Card Battle 2
>Banjo Threeie
>Lily Bergamo renewed
>Another Souls-like spinoff by Miyazaki
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
>Backlog of Treasure developed games get localized
>Dark Cloud 3
>Digimon Re:Digitize localization announced
>Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer
>Creative Assembly promises to stop sucking
>Red Dead sequel
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage
So is bethesda's presentation at 4 am britbong time? Goddamnit.
I am excited anons, I am vidya autist and it E3 makes me feel alive
>>340866587
http://www.e3countdown.com/
gotcha f am
>http://e3withvee.chatango.com/
Get in here for some banter and less spam than /v/.
>>340866545
EAs presentation is in like 5 hours dude
>Really not feeling it this year
I feel it in me bones.
>>340866603
>>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
every time
>>340866643
You're among friends
HYPE
HYPE
HYPE
>>340866643
>vidya autist
What does this even mean? Can you be a bread eater autist too?
>>340866603
>Official mother 4 announced
I would laugh so hard, get fucked fake mother 4
inb4 another terror attack
>>340866820
Yes
i know i'm never gonna buy any of the games announced, as they are pure shit when released.
I'm just doing E3 this year again after three years for the nostalgia. Life is shit, so that's the last thing i have. Hyped for the cringe.
>>340866603
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
I would sacrifice my left leg to see that
I'm okay with The Evil Within 2, but so help me god they better announce a DOOM expansion.
>>340864960
EA then Bethesda
what more
>>340866359
>>340866104
>>340865751
We have been pretty creative this year.
>Skyrim HD
>SKYRIM HD
>SKY
>FUCKING
>RIM HD
Say it with me
Shout it out loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVy7YPNP_zI
Is it really in 5 hours? With all the stream shit and stuff
>>340866939
>how to die from alcohol poisoning.jpg
>>340866603
/v/ buzzwords: the list
>>340866197
have you covered senpai
>>340866992
Fallout 4 remastered when?
>>340865751
This was last year IIRC.
Mostly cause i was there when we made it.
>>340867049
Is it wrong to start drinking at 6am?
>>340867124
Early drinking makes you an alcoholic. Drinking alcohol makes you a degenerate.
>>340866712
I will when the presentation starts
>>340865049
Your fucking kidding me right. E1 was waaaaaaaaay better than E2, but I gotta admit E3 was the worst in the series.
>>340866939
>VR
Watch as they have 30 minutes of VR talk and kill off half of /v/.
>>340866992
Careful anon, remember that it's cool to hate Skyrim and contrarians faggots will jump all over your post.
>>340867049
>EA and Bethesda today
>3/9 my time
>EA shit and Skyrim Remaster or some shit
This should be fun.
>>340867213
Then how come comunal wine is a thing?
Official stream or Twitch stream?
>>340867467
Just watch Comfy Theatre and get drunk.
FUCKING HYPED FOR SOME MADDEN BOI WHO DABBIN HERE!!
>E3
>2 Quest Runners I like are doing a collaboration for the next, like 8 hours
Today is a good day.
>>340866992
SKYRIM HD!
I not too crazy about this starting on Sunday now. Didn't they do this last year? I still need to get my Doritos & Mountain Dew.
>>340867467
I'm going to watch it ondemolition_d's channel
>>340863391
E3 was last year? Wouldn't it be E4 now?
>>340867505
I dunno about Comfy this year, Micnax switched to another streaming platform and it does not work for me
>>340867426
Degenerates congregate?
Oh man! Can't wait for all the fun games they're showing us! It'll be so fun!
>>340866104Where is the Druid?
>>340866992
UNDERAGE
NORMIE!
did I do it right
>>340867640
dalton garrett is a huge faggot
>>340867729
Nintendo is only focusing on Zelda, so there's no fun at E3 this year.
>>340866603
Things That Will Never Happen: The Post
>>340863391
>tfw really looking forward to ea's conference becauseskate 4
inb4 monkey paw
Anyone have the report card that had the "good/don't care/bad" ratings etc.?
>>340867758You see that mountain on the far right?You can see the right edge of it easily.
>>340867467
im watching easyallies
Does anyone actually watch E3 for the games or just how much of a shit show it will be?
I would honestly be afraid to go to E3 with sandniggers and crazy people going after large groups of people
>>340867213
>I am afraid to drink early because I am a fag.Or moslem.
>>340867960
Why not both?We got any artists in the house on staff for the latest, dankest, supermemes?
I bet you all a dick sucking that Bethesda announces Oblivion Remake/Remaster later
>E3 with rolling stickies
Finally
>>340867467
>>340867505
>>340867640
>>340867906
What stream is the least likely to crash or stutter?
>>340863391
When is the Capcom presentation? Tomorrow?
>>340867213
either underage or sheltered
possibly both
>>340866992
Maybe Skyrim HD will bring back magic crafting and the ones they got rid of
>>340868127
None
What site is /v/ watching e3 on?
>>340868127
Probably the youtube coverage with doritos pope
>>340867213
Sheltered, underage, or the victim of abuse by a drunken loved one, either way I'm sorry
>>340867982
Holy shit Cletus, E3 is a press only event in Los Angeles. there's literally 100's of events going on across the country with more people attending today.
>>340868263
this
Can someone post the Freeza edit of Squilliam?
Welp, time to leave /v/ for the next week i guess.
>>340867997
>>340868140
Hey it's the truth! Are you somehow hurt by it? Have to rationalize your satanic habits?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10465754
http://www.strawpoll.me/10465754
http://www.strawpoll.me/10465754
http://www.strawpoll.me/10465754
http://www.strawpoll.me/10465754
Remember guys, no matter how bad it is this year, it will be worse next year.
>>340868056
What?
>>340863391
On a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you all?
I'm a 6. I'm slightly excited.
Although I doubt Nintendo will be decent...
im probably going to be skipping EA's
unless they plan to bring back Dead Space, which is never going to happen...
>tfw E3
have creative OC
>>340868493
There are no winners.
>>340868493
where is the answer for "nobody?"
where can I watch E3
http://www.e3countdown.com/
EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS HERE
STOP ASKING FOR SHIT
>>340868525
Previously we needed a mod to delete the thread and make a new thread, because after a few thousand posts the thread is fucking slow as shit and just impossible to open
Now we have rolling stickies that stay at 999 or 1000 posts and delete the earlier posts as new posts are made.
>>340868616
You dont vote
>>340868528
1/10
I'm not excited, I'm not looking foreward to anything, I'm just curious what they're going to show.
E3 is a dog and pony show, they show off the best they can and it'll be miles off from the final product.
If something good happens it'll be "Oh sweet" If not then nothing is lost
my body is ready
>staying on /v/ well the big 3 shitposting gets unbearable
>>340868493
EA will be mass erect and sports shit
Beth will be skyrim 2 electric boogaloo
I'm going to be there demoing a game for Unite. Wish me luck anons
>>340868510
DAMN IT
>>340868708
>Intense Orange
My brother of another familial obligation. You are glorious.
>>340868792
Indeed, it is everywhere.
>>340868672
How do archives handle such stickies?
How can I watch e3 on my Xbox one or ps4?
What are you anons doing to kill time until E3?
Any vidya?
I'm playing Klonoa 2 and Omega Ruby, maybe a little bit of Chulip afterward before it starts.
>>340868708
>handcooked chips
is that supposed to make people think theyre somehow better? they still get dropped in oil. who the fuck would fall for that marketing?
>>340868892
They probably use the API so their version of the thread will keep increasing
>>340865534
yuvutu
>>340868983
ANON SPIT THAT HOOK OUT RIGHT NOW
>>340866603
>None of this will ever happen
>it'll all just be shitty sequels to games nobody cares about by shitty publishers looking to make another dime
>>340869012
>facing the endless grind in disgaea 5
Putting myself on auto pilot is so fun
>>340869012
I'm just in a corner in my room shitposting on /v/
>>340863391
and the most shittest presentations with meme games are to begin with
literally zero hype yet I'm getting angry waiting. woddafok
>>340868708
>orange chocolate
kill yourself
>>340864960
Yea I can't wait to hear about numbers, sports and TV when it should be about games.
>>340866603
damn son, really thought this one through
dont get everyones hopes up
Will it be televised? My internet is down
>>340869019
They do taste better in general. Pic related is my favorite brand BY FAR but I couldn't find any.
wtf not even memeing but e3 2015 felt likening was literally a few months ago
>>340866629
3am
>>340863391
>mfw this is the first e3 that im not hyped about
em 2016 is so much bigger kek
are there any IRC channels for e3?
>>340869302
the fuck is wrong with you
>>340869457
indie games an VR games how exciting anon
what a cuck
>>340869012
Gonna play some Dark Crusade with the Titanium Wars mod.
Its unbelievable how often I come back to this game. I bought it when it first came out and I still havent gotten bored of it. I almost know the quotes, dialouge and after action reports by heart now.Please dont suck, DoW III.
I am happy that Nintendo is placed last in schedule. Fuck them.
>>340866629
3am m8 just after game of thrones lad
What's the best option for stream ? youtube or twitch ?
>>340866603
>2D Metroid
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>God Hand 2
>F-Zero sequel
>Devil May Cry 5
All I want, and none will happen.
>>340867705
ConnectCast makes you charge 99$ to embed streams now and caps out at 200 viewers, so I switched back to CastAmp. It's a bit of an arse.
Shame too, you're missing out on The Emperor's New Groove and Band Geeks
https://discord.gg/012UrDuZq91P8vWzx
>>340866992
You're a faggot
Guess now instead of 1FPS on PS3 it will run at 20 on PS4
>>340869546
it's literally the worst combination of food possible.
>>340869835
God damn, this new site tells me to turn ublock off, even if its off, and blocks me from watching.
>>340869012
Devil May Cry 4, the Dante missions on DMDHAPPENING
>>340869460
WW pretty much already have this on comfytheatre.
>>340868708
>no doritos
Doing it wrong
>>340869962
You have Flash installed, right?
>>340866629
>Bethesda
Why on earth would you care?
Elder Scrolls?
>favorite conference starts
>GAMEâ„¢ looks very promising with the dev team taking turns presenting all the features
>an apostle of the religion of peace stands up
>mfw
>>340869441
Holy fuck my fucking man. Kettle Chips is amazing.
>>340868708
>intense orange
Fucking lads here
>>340865049
Mass effect right?
>>340870045
thank you Micnax for doing this every year
Anyone have a list of times for all timezones?
>>340870045
Yep. Hm, It works now. Strange. When you steamed Girls und Panzer it was all fucked up, but right now Emperor's New Groove works fine
Ok fellow anons and tripfags, we name things which are more likely to happen than Bethesda announcing new IP
I start with moon falling out of orbit
>>340868708
Lindt is delicious but
>Orange
>>340870212
This is better http://www.e3countdown.com/
https://youtu.be/UYgTY2SUVb4
Thread theme
>>340870069
>2nd fallout 4workshop pack leaked
literally what the fuck can they even announce that'll make ex-fans interested, they've made nothing but terrible decisions.
if their hype thing is GUYS SECOND WORKSHOP PACK EVEN THOUGH THERES HUNDREDS OF FREE VANILLA ITEM WORKSHOP MODS OUT NOW FOR $5!!
then they truly are dead
>>340870212
No prob.
Don't forget that we're golding E3 2016 Splatfest battles for the Big 3 conferences too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bly1Q6-icE
>>340870271
GuP was on a different host, I've switched from that now.
>>340865049
For how many trilogies is this order actually correct? First ones that come to mind are Uncharted and Sly Cooper
>>340868983
>that fucking image
>>340870309
Implying it's not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlL9URwmSCo
>>340866292
THIS IS A GUD IDEA
I love when /v/ gets together like this.
Have some vidya music, anons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9wS_GNjsNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8t83eBb2iM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EAW1bRTKHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FSUr5tpnP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OkVZxjCoDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHzrO6OSCbg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t672YGh_m4o
ea/bethesda...EA will be Mass Effect and Battlefield for 1 hour and Bethesda will be remasters.
>e3 starts tomorrow not today
>>340870302
>>340870424
Thanks dudes. Unfortunately I never got around to getting Splatoon, is the online still active?
>>340870516
I cannot wait to see how badly Bethesda fuck up. They have not even tried to save face with Fallout 4 with downloadable content. They are well and truly fucked. I bet they force Todd to apologise.
>>340870516
Don't forget the hour of sports games.
>>340866104
amazing stuff
>>340870424
>flash
Cmon m8, some of us arephoneposters
>>340870585
Splatoon is huge in Japan, it's very active.
>>340870585
Yeah. It's fun as shit too. Nintendo have been updating it constantly as well. Get it.
>>340863391
where can I watch it?
>>340865216
No, he'd be a PC gamer, but one that only plays weird pretentious indie games.
He'd also try to defend said games on 4chan, and be constantly butthurt because of it.
>Watching E3 presentation
>A game pops out
>Looks awesome
>Open new tab to tell /v/ how good it is
>Everyone is shitting on it
>Change my opinion to fit in
I can't be the only one, right?
>>340865751
I saw that Giorno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBwNA3HHCF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBwNA3HHCF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBwNA3HHCF4
>>340866359
>yfw you put your pics in last years pic
feels to good man
The only thing I'm truly looking for is a live stream with a chat with you fags
>>340870928
Your eyes work, nice
>>340870936
>actual videogames
>>340870886
You're pathetic but you're not alone I'm sure
>>340867505
Where is this comfy theatre shit coming from? I don't remember this any previous year.
>>340870936
please no
>>340870886
>game is cancelled within a year
>and or seriously downgraded
opinion doesn't matter
>>340871106
It's been on for the last several years.
>>340868708
>lindt
>not Brookside
I don't have time to watch EA's conference with /v/ and that makes me very sad. It's like, gonna happen at 3AM over here.
At least Australians can understand my problem right now.
>>340870886
>change opinion
nobody here does that
don't take everything as truth
>>340871023
It's called /v/.
The entire board is going to be a shitposting chat-room over the next three days
>>340869962
>not having anti-adblock-killer
>>340871106
shilling
>>340870936
I wish I was dead.
>>340871180
>not spending your Monday getting drunk and shitposting
>>340871160
Was it always comfytheatre co uk? Did they have another site before it?
Maybe I'm just dying and losing memory
>EA, Microsoft, Sony, and Ubisoft are all going to be more of the same bullshit
>Bethesda will somehow manage to make TES VI even worse than skyrim
>small chance that Zelda could be okay
This is going to be the worst e3 ever
>>340871232
This is not shilling
Comfy theatre provides good stream and drinking games, and was up few years.
>>340870936
>Kirby's Air Ride at the Nintendo booth
what stream are you faggots going to be watching ? alongside shit posting in the sticky
I find it funny how you keep saying it starts today. I mean, technically it does but we're talking about EA and Bethesda.
Might as well be fucking nothing.
> still 4 hours to go
Guess I'll go play EDF 4.1
>Shitty internet with a monthly data cap
>Live streams eat up data like crazy
>Want to watch the streams but also want stable and not slow as fuck internet later in the month without having to buy more data
Guess I'll just watch the few conferences I'm most interested in and glance in occasionally or stick with /v/ to see what's going on with the rest of the conferences.It sucks living in the middle of nowhere.
>>340871318
Official stream and sticky, like usual
>>340871318
Comfy theater.
>>340870936
I want to go back
we have to go back
>>340871203
You know what I meant. It's not as immediate and funny. On a live chat you can have multiple people going nuts or making fun of something at the same time, the effect is way more bombastic and fun
>EA
>unnecessary celebrity appearance
>basketball!
>football!
>hockey!
>soccer!
>cars!
>Bioware still relevant guys xD plz forgive ;_;
>bf being played on pcs when it's really console
The end
I just want DQ 7, 8, and 11 confirmed already.
>>340870936
T W E N T Y
Y E A R S
A G O
>>340863391
Where are you guys gonna watch it at? I'd rather not watch it on IGN.com, give me an alternative please
>>340871562
what are you talking about anon, 1996 was 10..
oh
HOW CAN YOU FAGGETS CARE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES WHEN ISIS GAVE FLORIDA TO TRUMP TODAY
>>340866603
>not a single one of these things will happen
DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE
>>340866603
>Mr. Bones sequel
>>340863391
>tfw no hype for e3 at all, even thinking about skipping all the events
>>340870936
>tfw you will never be a kid walking around this e3 and seeing 5:33 super mario 64 gameplay for the first time and it just blowing your mind out of the back of your fucking head and not even being able to comprehend what you're looking at
i miss being a kid
>>340871354
But where you live faggot? Australia ?
>>340870936
>Little kid trying out Mario 64
>Gets scared when bobomb comes towards him
too kawaii
>>340867982
good goyim
>>340866104
What happened to the druid face on the mountain?
>>340868772
>skyrim 2
God I really fucking hope not. That will be the laziest cash grab ever.
Anyone have the conference review card ?
does anyone know, when the sticky gets posted ?
It's my first E3 on /v/, ready to get disappointed.
>>340867982
As long as you're not gay, you're probably okay
>>340872120
Summerfag, please leave
>>340871832
America, just in the middle of hill/valley country where I have to rely on satellite net providers. I much preferred living in the big city.
>>340870830
So
>Squidward
PC
>Spongebob
Nintendo
>Sandy
Sony
>Patrick
Mobile
>Mr Krabs
Valve
What else?
oh boy i cant wait to be dissapointed
Any /mu/ man in
>>340866104
BUY SKYRIM AGAIN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH
>>340870936
>20 years ago
>>340872120
Kill yourself
>>340872143
>first E3
Were you at the TGT thread?
who /snacks/ here?
rip my cut
Whats everyone drinking for e3?I havent drank in a year or so. about to run to grab something not sure what to get and want a few ideas
>>340870936
>all those real adults
>no sign of retarded manchildren dressed like teenagers
>that chill feel through out the event
>no fucking faggots hyping and talking in high pitched voices.
I fucking hate 30 year old millennial faggots.
>>340872123
Times are fucked but who cares.
Post forts. Im about to make mine
>tfw you can't be excited for E3 because you're dead inside
>>340872368
>he didn't build his fort yet.
>>340872287
Same.
What music are you listening to, v/?
>>340870936
>nintendo went from this, entire giant statues of there mascot characters, entire tvs set up with every single game to play, fun and excitement and a raving new console
>just showing zelda and some pokemon this year, not even showing up, all on livestream
im laughing but im actually crying inside
>>340872585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhdY-L5MvOA
>>340872287
>doritos and skittles on a cut
literally the WORST snacks you could have picked.
VR e3 experience when?
Post your E3 setup
>>340867124
It's never too early to drink.
Sucks I work every fucking day of E3 otherwise I'd be drinking all week all day.
>>340872585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FqpiP9gkSk
The storm is E3
>>340872183
>>340872270
Tumblrfags please leave.
>>340872585
Working my way through the Bowie discography, currently on pic related.
>>340868569
Is it fucking moving????
>>340872247
>asap
What did I miss
>>340866992
>there will NEVER be an HD Morrowind
>there will NEVER be a Morrowind without the clunky speech system
>there will NEVER be a Morrowind where you don't constantly miss attacks
>>340872287
gonna visit the kebabhut down the street in a couple of hours. But otherwise just coffee. Don't have enough monez to buy good snacks.
>>340872585
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sXhhdNL05sYI've had this song playing on repeat since yesterday and i'm not going to stop it until ea starts
>tfw you live in europe
>tfw you gotta work tomorrow
wish i was till a neet
>>340872287
I'm going to get snacks right now
Shame mountain dew and doritos combo are not available in my country
why are live events with /v/ and snacks so comfy?
>coffee and donuts for maximum comfy
i might go buy one of those things of 40 mini cake donuts
>>340872727
Shoo shoo reddit.
>>340872310
Thanks anon, but do you have another one?
IMO the fields are a bit too small in that one, hard to write down.
>>340869012
I'll probably watch something on youtube.
>ea and bethesda conference
literally who even gives a fuck
>>340872585
Fleetwood Mac
>>340863391
COME JOIN US FOR H E R C U L E S!!!!!
comfytheatre co uk/e3/smaller.html
>>340872867
I live in yurop too, and on tuesday I have important exam, but I'll still watch
>>340872962
They will show Skyrim remastered, and maybe we will finally be able to climb that mountain
WE GETTING GOD OF WAR 4?
>>340870936
>all those motherfucking games
this has to be the best E3 ever.
>>340866603
>Dark Cloud 3
This is literally the only thing me and my friend are hoping for right now. Man, if it happens, it's gonna be great. Shame they fucked the shit out of us lying about their announcement last year, and I doubt this year it will be announced because of Nig No Cooni 2 development, but I can sure as fuck hope.
>>340872902
Nope, sorry. I still have to see the template of other cards yet.
>>340872270
nope, but migrated from 9gag to reddit to r9k and from there through the entirety of 4chan.
Now I'm here and waiting for the bantz.
>>340872585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBVArvGRhB0
only correct answer
>>340872259
>the guy filming this was19
>hes now in his 40s
>>340872979
go to bed grandpa
It's 11:21 AM my time. how long do we have to go?
I'll probably just read the highlights later.
>tfw at work
fml desu senpai baka
>>340872585
Going through Aphex Twin user18081971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeUAKzFrR_c
>>340866603
>Dark Cloud 3
SONY PLEASE
>>340872387
I hope Dante fills my dark soul with LIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>340873093
>he came from reddit
You're literally cancer, fucking faggot. Leave you shithead, no one wants you here.
>>340873143
>working on a sunday
That's not very christian
>>340872585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gseDt1tHA1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh4ViJS8E1A
>>340867049
New York time is not fucking EDT it's EST
>>340873110
Go suck nigger cock, millennial cuck.
>>340873240
New York doesn't have daylight savings?
>>340872992
>NOT WATCHING HERCULES WITH US
WHY NOT?
WE'RE ABOUT TO WATCH BAND GEEKS AFTER THIS TOO
WILL WE EVER GET SPLIT SECOND 2?
>>340873093
>came from 3 different shitholes
Awful. At least have the decency to graduate from /b/ first like most newfags did.
>>340866603
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage
LANAAAAAA
>>340873210
make me, faggot.
>>340873356
>he came from /b/
back with you
where the fuck can I watch it?
>>340872605
Nintendo has no clue what people want anymore and it started showing for me the moment they announced Paper Mario Color Splash so subtle
>>340873210
Simmer down, anon.
What video game are you playing to pass the time?
me? none.
>EA gets on stage
>"Before we begin today, a moment of silence please for our partners lost in the Orlando shooting earlier today"
>>340873437
Is this the e3 mascot?
>>340873380
>this fucking faggot thinks it "bantz xd"
Fucking cunt faggot, kill yourself, you awful dipshit massive faggot. Cancerous hot nigger shit.
>>340873327
No.
>>340873492
No, that's Cool Ranch Hair.
Anime. Report and deport.
>>340866603
>reading that post
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-nuV36fvgQ plays in my head
>>340873356
visited /b/ a couple of times a few years ago because of creepypasta. It was always the same boring threads, which turned me back to 9gag's fresh page.i ain't even lying
>taking summer classes to get through college faster
>the two most hilarious and cringeworthy presentations, Microsoft and Ubisoft, are both happening during my midterms
>going to have to miss Nintendo's too because of class
Just kill me
>>340866359
The peak of human culture.
>>340867467
Broteam is best stream
https://webm.lol/v/1z24d739f4
>>340873460
anon none of us actually play fucking video games
>>340873212
I don't believe in religion, plus I work at a casino cuz I'm a Native American.
*tips hide Fedora*
>>340873489
ALL THE KEKS STAND UP
>>340865049
E2 > E1 > E3 >>>>>>>>> E4: Judgment
>>340873612
>>going to have to miss Nintendo's too because of class
You aren't going to miss much anon, unless you WANT to be here for /v/'s whining, crying and falseflagging
>tfw cant snack like used to be able to
>can only eat half a ben and jerrys and have a few drinks
>cant even eat a whole bag of chips
>>340873612
>fell for the college-meme
>>340865049
Kung fu Panda
>>340873652
>/v/
>playing video games
amirite?????????
This shitty mentality is what's killing /v/ to be quite fucking honest desu sempai.
>>340873639
Why do you want some asshat rambling over the show? No better than the blurst gamers
>>340873670
>I don't believe in religion
>I'm a Native American.
That explains it, you heathen savages aren't capable of being righteous.
>>340873757
videogames are whats killing /v/ anon
hahaha EA accidentally streamed part of the practice conference, showed Titanfall 2
>>340872585
Talking Heads
>>340867467
>official stream with chat off
>refreshing 4chan threads
>>340873871
Link?
>>340873670
>Native American
Is Prey your favorite video game?
>yfw 2143
The LCD monitor I've been using for the past 10 years or so finally gave up earlier today, so now I'm forced to use the only other monitor in the house, a huge slab of beige from 1998.
Kill me.
>>340869621
It's a treehouse stream why would that shit matter
>>340872832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCd6SQ67k-Y
not sure why travis is on that image
>>340873757
Honestly, it's the truth. Most people here shit talk and post about games they have never played
>>340873959
>â–¶
> >>340866587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLiKrNxHs2A
just skip back to the beggining
>>340873978
Just watch the streams on your phone
>>340867705
Wasn't working for me either, I had to replace the stream in the url in the html
>>340867467
twitch in livestreamer with chat popped out
>>340873815
i have smart religious friends, and they hate stupid people like you making their religion look bad
*tips fedora*
>>340873971
that would be amazing
>>340873978
Is that pizza still alive?
>>340867049
Do Nintendo seriously not even have a direct?
>>340873968
Is prey not your favorite video game?
>>340865405
Having a heart attack over something unexpected I guess. Just like in the episode.
>>340874017
bwahahahah what a fuck
>>340874097
Yes. just unconscious
>>340873968
Prey sucks. But I liked ACIII and inFamous Second Son
>>340874097
died of nerve gas
>>340874031
>streams for ants
>>340874017
ABSOLUTE MADMEN, ACCIDENTLY LEAKED THERE ONLY GAME THEY HAD TO SHOW
>>340874074
Calm down, faggot.
Go to the beginning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLiKrNxHs2A
EA dun goofed
>>340874132
It's up there for sure
>>340874168
gay
>>340866104
That's probably the worst one yet
>Hamster girl
>Forced deals a deal meme
>twisted metal black HD remake on 2012 TM engine
>downhill domination HD remake
>friend has been working in the video booth
>says he saw a glimpse of TESVI in the preview window
he couldn't tell me what the subtitle is though, only that it definitely is VI and not the Skyrim remaster.it will be shit anyway
>>340874268
Wait what...the fuck is this
Fucking 4 AM for bethesda conference here.
WHY
>yfw it will be shit
>>340874375
IT JUST WORKS, ALLRIGHT?!
>>340874368
Is this real?
>>340874017
HAHA what a bunch of retards, they even have practice applause.
>>340866104
stop right there fucker
>>340865534
Oh hey that's my wallpaper
>>340874017
woooooooooooow
So will it literally be all about VR?
>>340874375
Grab your energy drinks and stay up late with me friend.
>>340874368
I believe about 0% of that
>>340874268
haha TitanFail was not enough, now here comes TitanFail 2:Sequel Failure
The Order 1986 2 When?
Donte's Devil May Cry 2 when?
I already got snacks and fapped, now gonna study for a while, have a shower, study again, get comfy in my pajamas, and watch stream with all you, you glorious fuckers
I love you all today anons, for this is holiday of all /v/
BAND GEEKS STREAM WHERE?
WE ONLY GOT A FEW HOURS
GUYS, IMPORTANT QUESTION
DO I LISTEN WITH HEADPHONES OR SPEAKERS?
>>340874581
Will Bethesda show more of Dishonored 2? Only job of other studios, like Arkane is actually worthy of a praise.
>>340868642
Thanks senpai
>>340874368
go back to mexico bitch
>>340874268
>That bit with the Titan throwing you
This has potential
>>340874592
Nice Daft Punk poster
>>340874567
no but it'll be the elephant in the room
once it's gone we have all the rest free of hardware crap, unless MS rushes with Scorpio
>>340874581
woohoo maybe
>>340874592
Who your waifu?
>>340874698
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=139531&n=Band+Geeks.swf
>>340874567
Sony's going to spend ages talking about it for sure. They spent ages on less and they'll do it here gain.
E3 gifs, post em
What event will be the Comfort Eagle of e3 2016?
>>340874017
>single player
>more maps
>probably won't be "first on some"
Nice. Sounds good, the first game was actually pretty fun to play.
>>340874831
Bro they literally said on their website it'll be nothing of a treehosue stream of Zelda and Pokemon
>>340874831
>no mother 3 localization
you know it's happening
>>340874750
There's only one way to find out.
>>340874820
That's the spirit!
>>340874831
They already said they're only talking about Pokemon and Zelda so what's the point?
DO YOU HAVE YOUR REPORT CARDS READY?
>EA
>THE SIMS DLC
>NBA 2k17
>PLANTS VS ZOMBIES
>MADDEN
>MASS EFFECT
>TITANFALL
>>340873639
them niggas called it kek
Is Nintendo fucked?
>>340872159
too soon :(
>>340868642
thanks homie
>>340865106
>tfw /v/ is literally Squidward
get hype
Dance thread now. Post jams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_GQQlehGxE
>>340875024
by themselves
by boycotting E3 and doing their Direct focused only in a couple of games, they are literally strapping a dildo that goes back into their own butt
>>340875035
>Con mans ReCore
Wait what, wasn't ReCore that game that first showed with "By the makers of metroid prime"? How did inafune get ahold of it?
>>340874985
Do you have the template?
what is e3?
>>340872203
Larry exclusively plays sports games and multiplats on the Xbone
>>340874994
NBA 2K is owned by 2K not ea.
>>340873570
Consider pic related. Consider it really hard. Please.
>E3 pizza has been eaten by some fat faggot
It hasn't even started yet, and the disappointment has already started.
>>340874994
JUST
>>340875206
They put his name in the trailer IIRC, if not that it was atleast his studio's name.
>Am unironically hype for the EA stream so we can get new adromeda info
The gameplay in 3 was godly amounts of fun and I really hope they have some sort of horde mode.
>>340875206
the question you should be asking is
>how Jewnafune convinced the Prime guys to work for him?
and the answer is probably the surplus of cash from MN9
>>340874831
>>340874950
>>340875035
>>340875136
>>340875230
Lose the tripfag name at the top, nobody cares who went into Mspaint and made these.
>>340875312
sorry
Where do you guys want the new elder scrolls to be set?
Im hoping for Black Marsh
>>340874950
>Elder Scrolls 6 teaser
>>340870936
>Man, think of the potential!
>The future of video games is looking great!
How naïve they were.
>>340875136
>no mans sky
are people still hyped for that ?
>>340875230
>Something that's actually neat
Whoever made these is a fucking idiot
>>340875405
Retards are, don't realize for nearly 2 years we got the same information over and over
Assuming I was interested in this "e3", where on the internet would I need to go to watch it?
>>340875405
It's the only thing I have hope for.
Top nice pal i hope is chilly over there.
>>340872186
Do you have cable? E3 is on Spike every year.
>>340875457
Bless his soul. Praise Tak Fuji.
You guys are all scum. Today the United States of America got attacked and all you care about is some stupid convention about "video games". How can you even call yourselfes true americans when you care less about your fellow men and women than you care about a couple of pixels on your screen. Today is a sad day and the fact that E3 is not cancelled is outrageous, this is not time for fun and games but it is time to mourn our losses and band together.
>>340875258
Here's the commonly used one.
Where's the EA bingo?
>>340875567
Fuck off reddit.
>>340870936
>Sonic Xtreme
>>340875170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjGG88PSlWo
>>340866104
whats the image called with the anime girl showing her tits
>>340872585
Stellar fucking album, one of their best yet
>>340875567
Who cares.
>>340875387
it's literally already been confirmed to be happening
The special edition is coming with a digital copy of Skyrim remastered.
>>340874097
They might be able to save it if they get it in an oven right away.
Dunno how they'd get it off without a key, though.
>>340875567
Pretty sure they only killed gay people tho.
>>340875567
>bunch of queers
who cares
>>340875258
>>340875593
And here's the one that Anon used.
>>340873978
>my 11 year old monitor still works
>just have to jiggle the cord every once in a while
There was a 2 year period were it didn't get used at all because I plugged my pc into my TV but I don't know if that hurts or helps it
>E3 tonight.
>Have to wake up early and go to work the next day.
S-should I just call in sick?
>>340875567
wat ?
why are you not on /pol/ ?
>>340875567
> cancelling things because of terrorism
daily reminder that if you actually support cowering and cancelling events because a terrorist event happened then you are a pussy.
>>340875620
Mega Milk?
>>340875567
>tfw some of the victims were probably looking forward to E3
>>340875567
I live in california and haven't heard of this, what happened?
>>340875708
Today is the shitty day, tomorrow is the good stuff. Wouldnt call in sick for this one.
>>340875567
A Muslim killed some gay people. No Americans were involved.
>>340875567
This is /v/ - Video Games
The board you should be looking for discuss political events is not this one, but /pol/ - Politically Incorrect
here, I'll link it to you
>>>/pol/
>>340875689
Thanks based anon. IMHO the 'commonly used one' is a bit too small.
>>340875523
Literally why
>>340875567
I live in america and I couldn't care less. Me caring won't bring those people back and it won't stop it from happening in the future.
>>340875776
terrorists ran into a gay club in Orlando and killed 50 people, in the name of Islam of course
>>340875776
A Muslim shot up an LGBT nightclub in Orlando. 50 dead, 50 more injured.
>>340870936
>Microsoft
>a car in the middle of the room
Old habits never go away.
>>340875845
Because I got literally nothing I want more than that.
>>340875854
Oh, well that sucks.
>ELDER SCROLLS 6 IS ANNOUNCED
>A NEW FEATURE YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF IS INCLUDED
What is it /v/?
For me its an indepth forging system where you can design custom weapons and armours
>>340865405
THE WINNER TAKES ALL
>>340875567
>only 50 victims
pfft
>>340875567
Shit bait aside
>E3 should be cancelled because terrorism elsewhere
This is literally giving in to terrorism
>>340875230
I got you senpai
>>340867908
rei a shit
>>340872287
Trying out something different this year. Dorito dust is a fucking pain in the ass so I've crunched them up in bag and poured them into a pint glass of Dew. Cool Ranch is usually my go-to but too subtle and gets overwhelmed by the drink
Not a bad combo if you can stick it desu.
>>340875880
> 50
Holy shit, how'd he manage that?
>>340875935
Using literally any other engine than Gamebryo.
>>340875910
but it's Nothing: The Simulator
>>340866104
i think i recognised all these memes except for that guy behind the hill on the right
>>340875742
well yeah, they were all gay
>>340875935
Fun
>>340875979
DANS FUCKING GAME
DELETE THIS
>>340876025
And?
>>340875986
probably with an assault rifle
>>340875937
THE LAST ONE TO FALL
>>340872247
Meme rap is for fags
>>340866104
>Shitty console war maymayjack pictures
Dropped.
>>340876065
You should have more realistic dreams
>>340866603
>Another Souls-like spinoff by Miyazaki
>Demons souls 2
Why do you want hackazaki to make another rehash so bad?
>>340875910
But it looks bad
>>340866104
I thought daily dose is a dead maymay by now.
>>340875567
I don't care about another dead American.
>>340863391
Lads, germany vs ukraine or EA conference?
>>340875935The ability to have biological kids who can actually grow up
>>340875516
literally anywhere. How are people struggling with this in the current year?
>>340876189
And? It's the only thing I like and the only thing I have hope for this godless piece of shit industry.
>>340876272
But anon, what about inter-species breeding?
how will they turn out?
>>340876246
if you have to ask that question, this is not the place for you.
gots some snacks for my bro
>>340875567
>florida
whatever
>>340876284
e3countdown.com
>>340866603
>2D metroid
>2D castlevania
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
I would kill for this.
>>340876343
Mismatch or who ever is the dominate.
>no fallout 3 remaster
>no new vegas remasater
>>340876358
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>340875950
fixed.
>>340866992
It better be more than just updated textures or I'm gonna fucking riot.
>>340875740
nah the one with the orange hair
>>340876358
Consider me triggered.
>tfw been sick with the flu for a week now
I hope E3 will make me happy.
>>340876504
le deal face
>>340876472
>not just painting over the name
>>340876504
http://exhentai.org/g/610647/21b4149c56/
All I want is for Vanillaware to give us something on 13 Sentinels.
>>340875567
yes goyim, mourn all you want since that's all you can do, close all doors and cry yourself to sleep for a whole month.
band together to cower in fear and run away, just don't forget to leave the women behind. you won't need them anyway since you already identify as trans lizards, ponies and otherkins.
this will surely show them who's morally superior. they will feel ashamed of their attacks and beg for your pardon.
still fucking ages away
this is depressing
>>340869012
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10465754
Gonna try and get Overwatch out of my system by reaching 100 before the week's up.
>>340876593
I'm coming down with a shitty case of strep. I can barely swallow which means no snacks.
Feel better fag.
>>340876708
>>340876593
>tfw havnt been sick in almost 10 years
>TITANFALL 2 REVEAL AND DATE LITERALLY LEAKED
NICE REHEARSAL
>>340876358
DON'T FUCKING CROSS THE BEAMS ANON
>>340876708
Thanks fag. I don't have much snacks or anything either because it doesn't feel good eating them when i'm sick.
>>340876472
NINTENDO.
ISN'T
REVEALING.
ANYTHING.
TELL THAT FAGGOT TO FUCK OFF WITH HIS BINGO. IT'S LITERALLY JUST ZELDA AND POKEMON
imagine mixing regular reese minis with the white chocolate minis
>>340876358
plain m&ms and reeses pieces sounds pretty good though.
>>340876358
oh shit
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>340876593
Same dude, Well It meant that I got the week off which is what I really wanted
>>340876884
anon, not EVERYBODY knows about nintendo not showing anything
imagine the fucking normies faces when all they get from nintendo is zelda/poke
this shit will backfire so hard on ninty they have no clue what they're doing
STANDBY FOR TITANFALL
https://u.pomf.is/rwgaaz.mp4
>October
This game is going to be shit right? Comes out 4 months after its announced, which is basically unheard of
>>340876784
Dont really have a reason to tune into them now that they've shown their hand early
new thread
>>340876681
>>340872585
Same as every year anon, only the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U52sP25ynE&list=PL766723D6426E2BD2
>>340875938
Literally the worst mass shooting in US history
>>340877062
Its just because its essentially a re-release of titanfall with a few new stickers on it
FUCK I NEED TO BUY SNACKS LIKE RIGHT NOW
I should also probably find a second monitor to funpost and watch the stream at the same time, I might have one laying around.
>>340877239
go go go
>>340877239
you've got 3 hours yet, calm down son
>>340876884
suuuuuuuuuuuuure.
Just like 2014 E3.
>>340877239
>tfw have to watch stream at half size to funpost
What is the defacto best stream to watch e3?
>>340866104
>DSP's face
>THICC
>mighty no 9 squished
kek. You guys have really out done yourselves this year.
>>340877239
>Not having at least three monitors
Disgusting
>>340877461
THEY DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CONFERENCE YOU FAGGOT WHY WOULD THEY DO A GRAND REVEAL ON A FUCKING TREEHOUSE STREAM
>>340876358
multiculturalism.jpeg
>>340877573
What were the results for Squeenix dude c'mon update your shit
>>340875567
Britfag here, but isn't pretty much guarenteed that no one is going to do anything about it anyway? From what I've seen Obama will just do the usual "THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT" speech, say something should be done, do nothing, then walk away and wait to get kicked out of office to be relieved of the stress.
>>340877823
Square is going all throughout E3
![20130910_02_l[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JFG5ypR.jpg "20130910 02 l[1]")
