>e3 in 5 hours
GET FUCKING READY YEEZY SEASON 4 INVOMINH
>>340863391
E3 2016 will never be as good as the E3 1995 one
;_;
Do we have a compilation yet?
>tfw I didn't sleep at all last night so I can sleep through all of E3 and miss the pinnacle of shitposting
Even if it'll only lower to about 80% for tomorrow at least I can dodge the initial blast for the beginning.
Why do we pretend today counts as e3?
We know the real e3 starts with the ms conference
E2 > E1 > E3
Prive me wrong
sports sports sports sports sports
water cooler
tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv
go home
Would Squidward be a console player (if so, which console), PC user, or idort?
>>340865106
he has delusions of grandeur despite being a lowly peasant
so naturally he'd have a xbone
>>340865106
He'd be a /v/ user, because all he does is get disappointed at things and he treats fun like its a buzzword.
>>340863391
I never got how this picture of Squidward is releatead to E3
>>340863391
I will only care for multiplatform releases today.
>>340865405
Forced meme.
>>340863391
Any good site to view the E3?
>>340863391
oh really? does microsoft start in 5 hours?
learn to count retard.
>>340864960
Bethesda's today though right?
It's not like I even enjoy TES anymore but I still kind of hope they release VI with stats added back in. Fuck perks.
Any suggestions on my Bingo card in the dying hours?
>>340865572
>tfw Bethesda at 2am for me
But I have to work in the morning ;_;
>>340865557
Ea starts in 5.
>>340864890
I got you babe
>>340864890
SHOW TIMES
WHERE
this is gonna be the worst E3 in decades
>>340866197
>not making it your desktop background for the next 3 days
>2016
>Still getting excited for games
>tfw get out of work at 330
Will I make it to see the beginning of the shitshow?
>>340864890
>>340863391
I work during the EA conference, and I always love to see the cringe from that live. If I make it home fast I should be able to catch Bethesda's.
Take screen caps for me anons.
>>340866284
n-no it's not
>>340865405
Its Squilliam you idiot
>>340865751
Post the Paper Mario one? Or link to all of them if you could.
how are those forts coming along /v/?
>e3 is today
I thought it was tomorrow?
Will EA's presentation be complete shit?
>>340866440
Sorry i cant do it on my android
Try screencaping or pushing out the image
>>340866557
What do you think?
Wait it actually is? Does anyone have a schedule?
>Scalebound PC confirmed
>Proper Pokemon MMO
>STALKER 2
>2D Metroid
>Manhunt 3
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
>Official Mother 4 / 3 localized
>Socom 2 HD re-release
>EA, Ubisoft and Activision go bankrupt
>Chakan sequel
>Monster Hunter 5 trailer, multiplat
>PS4 online multiplayer free
>Microsoft sells the Rare IPs to literally anyone
>Mr. Bones sequel
>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
>Final Fantasy XV proven to not suck
>TimeSplitters 4
>Konami sells off all its IPs after going bankrupt
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>2D Castlevania
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Demon's Souls 2
>Troika reforms to create Bloodlines sequel
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Legacy of Kain sequel
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>God Hand 2
>Summoner reboot
>F-Zero sequel
>WoW vanilla servers
>Okami 2
>The Legend of Dragoon prequel
>Diddy Kong Racing 2
>Itagaki returns to directing Ninja Gaiden for 4
>Devil May Cry 5
>Digimon World sequel in the same vein as the original
>Digimon Digital Card Battle 2
>Banjo Threeie
>Lily Bergamo renewed
>Another Souls-like spinoff by Miyazaki
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
>Backlog of Treasure developed games get localized
>Dark Cloud 3
>Digimon Re:Digitize localization announced
>Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer
>Creative Assembly promises to stop sucking
>Red Dead sequel
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage
So is bethesda's presentation at 4 am britbong time? Goddamnit.
I am excited anons, I am vidya autist and it E3 makes me feel alive
>>340866587
http://www.e3countdown.com/
gotcha f am
>http://e3withvee.chatango.com/
Get in here for some banter and less spam than /v/.
>>340866545
EAs presentation is in like 5 hours dude
>Really not feeling it this year
I feel it in me bones.
>>340866603
>>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
every time
>>340866643
You're among friends
HYPE
HYPE
HYPE
>>340866643
>vidya autist
What does this even mean? Can you be a bread eater autist too?
>>340866603
>Official mother 4 announced
I would laugh so hard, get fucked fake mother 4
inb4 another terror attack
>>340866820
Yes
i know i'm never gonna buy any of the games announced, as they are pure shit when released.
I'm just doing E3 this year again after three years for the nostalgia. Life is shit, so that's the last thing i have. Hyped for the cringe.
>>340866603
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
I would sacrifice my left leg to see that
I'm okay with The Evil Within 2, but so help me god they better announce a DOOM expansion.
>>340864960
EA then Bethesda
what more
>>340866359
>>340866104
>>340865751
We have been pretty creative this year.
>Skyrim HD
>SKYRIM HD
>SKY
>FUCKING
>RIM HD
Say it with me
Shout it out loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVy7YPNP_zI
>>340866939
Is it really in 5 hours? With all the stream shit and stuff
>>340866939
>how to die from alcohol poisoning.jpg
>>340866603
/v/ buzzwords: the list
>>340866197
have you covered senpai
>>340866992
Fallout 4 remastered when?
>>340867005
>>340865751
This was last year IIRC.
Mostly cause i was there when we made it.
>>340867049
Is it wrong to start drinking at 6am?
>>340867124
Early drinking makes you an alcoholic. Drinking alcohol makes you a degenerate.
>>340866712
I will when the presentation starts
>>340865049
Your fucking kidding me right. E1 was waaaaaaaaay better than E2, but I gotta admit E3 was the worst in the series.
>>340866939
>VR
Watch as they have 30 minutes of VR talk and kill off half of /v/.
>>340866992
Careful anon, remember that it's cool to hate Skyrim and contrarians faggots will jump all over your post.
>>340867049
>EA and Bethesda today
>3/9 my time
>EA shit and Skyrim Remaster or some shit
This should be fun.
>>340867213
Then how come comunal wine is a thing?
Official stream or Twitch stream?
>>340867467
Just watch Comfy Theatre and get drunk.
FUCKING HYPED FOR SOME MADDEN BOI WHO DABBIN HERE!!
>E3
>2 Quest Runners I like are doing a collaboration for the next, like 8 hours
Today is a good day.
>>340866992
SKYRIM HD!
I not too crazy about this starting on Sunday now. Didn't they do this last year? I still need to get my Doritos & Mountain Dew.
>>340867467
I'm going to watch it ondemolition_d's channel
>>340863391
E3 was last year? Wouldn't it be E4 now?
>>340867505
I dunno about Comfy this year, Micnax switched to another streaming platform and it does not work for me
>>340867426
Degenerates congregate?
Oh man! Can't wait for all the fun games they're showing us! It'll be so fun!
>>340866104Where is the Druid?
>>340866992
UNDERAGE
NORMIE!
did I do it right
>>340867640
dalton garrett is a huge faggot
>>340867729
Nintendo is only focusing on Zelda, so there's no fun at E3 this year.
>>340866603
Things That Will Never Happen: The Post
>>340863391
>tfw really looking forward to ea's conference becauseskate 4
inb4 monkey paw
Anyone have the report card that had the "good/don't care/bad" ratings etc.?
>>340867758You see that mountain on the far right?You can see the right edge of it easily.
>>340867467
im watching easyallies
>>340867779
Yes.
Does anyone actually watch E3 for the games or just how much of a shit show it will be?
I would honestly be afraid to go to E3 with sandniggers and crazy people going after large groups of people
>>340867213
>I am afraid to drink early because I am a fag.Or moslem.
>>340867960
Why not both?We got any artists in the house on staff for the latest, dankest, supermemes?
I bet you all a dick sucking that Bethesda announces Oblivion Remake/Remaster later
>E3 with rolling stickies
Finally
>>340867467
>>340867505
>>340867640
>>340867906
What stream is the least likely to crash or stutter?
>>340863391
When is the Capcom presentation? Tomorrow?
>>340867213
either underage or sheltered
possibly both
>>340866992
Maybe Skyrim HD will bring back magic crafting and the ones they got rid of
>>340868127
None
What site is /v/ watching e3 on?
>>340868127
Probably the youtube coverage with doritos pope
>>340867213
Sheltered, underage, or the victim of abuse by a drunken loved one, either way I'm sorry
>>340867982
Holy shit Cletus, E3 is a press only event in Los Angeles. there's literally 100's of events going on across the country with more people attending today.
>>340868263
this
Can someone post the Freeza edit of Squilliam?
Welp, time to leave /v/ for the next week i guess.
![20130910_02_l[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JFG5ypR.jpg "20130910_02_l[1].jpg")
>>340867997
>>340868140
Hey it's the truth! Are you somehow hurt by it? Have to rationalize your satanic habits?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10465754
http://www.strawpoll.me/10465754
http://www.strawpoll.me/10465754
http://www.strawpoll.me/10465754
http://www.strawpoll.me/10465754
Remember guys, no matter how bad it is this year, it will be worse next year.
>>340868056
What?
>>340863391
On a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you all?
I'm a 6. I'm slightly excited.
Although I doubt Nintendo will be decent...
im probably going to be skipping EA's
unless they plan to bring back Dead Space, which is never going to happen...
>tfw E3
have creative OC
>>340868493
There are no winners.
>>340868493
where is the answer for "nobody?"
where can I watch E3
http://www.e3countdown.com/
EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS HERE
STOP ASKING FOR SHIT
>>340868525
Previously we needed a mod to delete the thread and make a new thread, because after a few thousand posts the thread is fucking slow as shit and just impossible to open
Now we have rolling stickies that stay at 999 or 1000 posts and delete the earlier posts as new posts are made.
>>340868616
You dont vote
>>340868528
1/10
I'm not excited, I'm not looking foreward to anything, I'm just curious what they're going to show.
E3 is a dog and pony show, they show off the best they can and it'll be miles off from the final product.
If something good happens it'll be "Oh sweet" If not then nothing is lost
my body is ready
>staying on /v/ well the big 3 shitposting gets unbearable
>>340868493
EA will be mass erect and sports shit
Beth will be skyrim 2 electric boogaloo
I'm going to be there demoing a game for Unite. Wish me luck anons
>>340868510
DAMN IT
>>340868708
>Intense Orange
My brother of another familial obligation. You are glorious.
>>340868792
Indeed, it is everywhere.
>>340868672
How do archives handle such stickies?
How can I watch e3 on my Xbox one or ps4?
What are you anons doing to kill time until E3?
Any vidya?
I'm playing Klonoa 2 and Omega Ruby, maybe a little bit of Chulip afterward before it starts.
>>340868708
>handcooked chips
is that supposed to make people think theyre somehow better? they still get dropped in oil. who the fuck would fall for that marketing?
>>340868892
They probably use the API so their version of the thread will keep increasing
>>340865534
yuvutu
>>340868983
ANON SPIT THAT HOOK OUT RIGHT NOW
>>340866603
>None of this will ever happen
>it'll all just be shitty sequels to games nobody cares about by shitty publishers looking to make another dime
>>340869012
>facing the endless grind in disgaea 5
Putting myself on auto pilot is so fun
>>340869012
I'm just in a corner in my room shitposting on /v/
>>340863391
and the most shittest presentations with meme games are to begin with
literally zero hype yet I'm getting angry waiting. woddafok
>>340868708
>orange chocolate
kill yourself
>>340864960
Yea I can't wait to hear about numbers, sports and TV when it should be about games.
>>340866603
damn son, really thought this one through
dont get everyones hopes up
Will it be televised? My internet is down
>>340869019
They do taste better in general. Pic related is my favorite brand BY FAR but I couldn't find any.
wtf not even memeing but e3 2015 felt likening was literally a few months ago
>>340866629
3am
>>340863391
>mfw this is the first e3 that im not hyped about
em 2016 is so much bigger kek
are there any IRC channels for e3?
>>340869302
the fuck is wrong with you
>>340869457
indie games an VR games how exciting anon
what a cuck
>>340869012
Gonna play some Dark Crusade with the Titanium Wars mod.
Its unbelievable how often I come back to this game. I bought it when it first came out and I still havent gotten bored of it. I almost know the quotes, dialouge and after action reports by heart now.Please dont suck, DoW III.
I am happy that Nintendo is placed last in schedule. Fuck them.
>>340866629
3am m8 just after game of thrones lad
What's the best option for stream ? youtube or twitch ?
>>340866603
>2D Metroid
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>God Hand 2
>F-Zero sequel
>Devil May Cry 5
All I want, and none will happen.
>>340867705
ConnectCast makes you charge 99$ to embed streams now and caps out at 200 viewers, so I switched back to CastAmp. It's a bit of an arse.
Shame too, you're missing out on The Emperor's New Groove and Band Geeks
https://discord.gg/012UrDuZq91P8vWzx
>>340866992
You're a faggot
Guess now instead of 1FPS on PS3 it will run at 20 on PS4
>>340869546
it's literally the worst combination of food possible.
>>340869835
God damn, this new site tells me to turn ublock off, even if its off, and blocks me from watching.
>>340869012
Devil May Cry 4, the Dante missions on DMDHAPPENING
>>340869460
WW pretty much already have this on comfytheatre.
>>340868708
>no doritos
Doing it wrong
>>340869962
You have Flash installed, right?
>>340866629
>Bethesda
Why on earth would you care?
Elder Scrolls?
>favorite conference starts
>GAME™ looks very promising with the dev team taking turns presenting all the features
>an apostle of the religion of peace stands up
>mfw
>>340869441
Holy fuck my fucking man. Kettle Chips is amazing.
>>340868708
>intense orange
Fucking lads here
>>340865049
Mass effect right?
>>340870045
thank you Micnax for doing this every year
Anyone have a list of times for all timezones?
>>340870045
Yep. Hm, It works now. Strange. When you steamed Girls und Panzer it was all fucked up, but right now Emperor's New Groove works fine
Ok fellow anons and tripfags, we name things which are more likely to happen than Bethesda announcing new IP
I start with moon falling out of orbit
>>340868708
Lindt is delicious but
>Orange
>>340870212
This is better http://www.e3countdown.com/
https://youtu.be/UYgTY2SUVb4
Thread theme
>>340870309
>2017
>>340870069
>2nd fallout 4workshop pack leaked
literally what the fuck can they even announce that'll make ex-fans interested, they've made nothing but terrible decisions.
if their hype thing is GUYS SECOND WORKSHOP PACK EVEN THOUGH THERES HUNDREDS OF FREE VANILLA ITEM WORKSHOP MODS OUT NOW FOR $5!!
then they truly are dead
>>340870212
No prob.
Don't forget that we're golding E3 2016 Splatfest battles for the Big 3 conferences too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bly1Q6-icE
>>340870271
GuP was on a different host, I've switched from that now.
>>340865049
For how many trilogies is this order actually correct? First ones that come to mind are Uncharted and Sly Cooper
>>340868983
>that fucking image
>>340870309
Implying it's not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlL9URwmSCo
>>340866292
THIS IS A GUD IDEA
I love when /v/ gets together like this.
Have some vidya music, anons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9wS_GNjsNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8t83eBb2iM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EAW1bRTKHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FSUr5tpnP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OkVZxjCoDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHzrO6OSCbg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t672YGh_m4o
ea/bethesda...EA will be Mass Effect and Battlefield for 1 hour and Bethesda will be remasters.
>e3 starts tomorrow not today
>>340870302
>>340870424
Thanks dudes. Unfortunately I never got around to getting Splatoon, is the online still active?
>>340870516
I cannot wait to see how badly Bethesda fuck up. They have not even tried to save face with Fallout 4 with downloadable content. They are well and truly fucked. I bet they force Todd to apologise.
>>340870516
Don't forget the hour of sports games.
>>340866104
amazing stuff
>>340870424
>flash
Cmon m8, some of us arephoneposters
>>340870585
Splatoon is huge in Japan, it's very active.
>>340870585
Yeah. It's fun as shit too. Nintendo have been updating it constantly as well. Get it.
>>340863391
where can I watch it?
>>340865216
No, he'd be a PC gamer, but one that only plays weird pretentious indie games.
He'd also try to defend said games on 4chan, and be constantly butthurt because of it.
>Watching E3 presentation
>A game pops out
>Looks awesome
>Open new tab to tell /v/ how good it is
>Everyone is shitting on it
>Change my opinion to fit in
I can't be the only one, right?
>>340865751
I saw that Giorno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBwNA3HHCF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBwNA3HHCF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBwNA3HHCF4
>>340866359
>yfw you put your pics in last years pic
feels to good man
The only thing I'm truly looking for is a live stream with a chat with you fags
>>340870928
Your eyes work, nice
>>340870936
>actual videogames
>>340870886
You're pathetic but you're not alone I'm sure
>>340867505
Where is this comfy theatre shit coming from? I don't remember this any previous year.
>>340870936
please no
>>340870886
>game is cancelled within a year
>and or seriously downgraded
opinion doesn't matter
>>340871106
It's been on for the last several years.
>>340868708
>lindt
>not Brookside
I don't have time to watch EA's conference with /v/ and that makes me very sad. It's like, gonna happen at 3AM over here.
At least Australians can understand my problem right now.
>>340870886
>change opinion
nobody here does that
don't take everything as truth
>>340871023
It's called /v/.
The entire board is going to be a shitposting chat-room over the next three days
>>340870936
>>340869962
>not having anti-adblock-killer
>>340871106
shilling
>>340870936
I wish I was dead.
>>340871180
>not spending your Monday getting drunk and shitposting
>>340871160
Was it always comfytheatre co uk? Did they have another site before it?
Maybe I'm just dying and losing memory
>EA, Microsoft, Sony, and Ubisoft are all going to be more of the same bullshit
>Bethesda will somehow manage to make TES VI even worse than skyrim
>small chance that Zelda could be okay
This is going to be the worst e3 ever
>>340871232
This is not shilling
Comfy theatre provides good stream and drinking games, and was up few years.
>>340870936
>Kirby's Air Ride at the Nintendo booth
what stream are you faggots going to be watching ? alongside shit posting in the sticky
I find it funny how you keep saying it starts today. I mean, technically it does but we're talking about EA and Bethesda.
Might as well be fucking nothing.
> still 4 hours to go
Guess I'll go play EDF 4.1
>Shitty internet with a monthly data cap
>Live streams eat up data like crazy
>Want to watch the streams but also want stable and not slow as fuck internet later in the month without having to buy more data
Guess I'll just watch the few conferences I'm most interested in and glance in occasionally or stick with /v/ to see what's going on with the rest of the conferences.It sucks living in the middle of nowhere.
>>340871318
Official stream and sticky, like usual
>>340871318
Comfy theater.
>>340870936
lol
>>340870936
I want to go back
we have to go back
>>340871203
You know what I meant. It's not as immediate and funny. On a live chat you can have multiple people going nuts or making fun of something at the same time, the effect is way more bombastic and fun
>EA
>unnecessary celebrity appearance
>basketball!
>football!
>hockey!
>soccer!
>cars!
>Bioware still relevant guys xD plz forgive ;_;
>bf being played on pcs when it's really console
The end
I just want DQ 7, 8, and 11 confirmed already.
>>340870936
T W E N T Y
Y E A R S
A G O
>>340863391
Where are you guys gonna watch it at? I'd rather not watch it on IGN.com, give me an alternative please
>>340871562
what are you talking about anon, 1996 was 10..
oh
HOW CAN YOU FAGGETS CARE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES WHEN ISIS GAVE FLORIDA TO TRUMP TODAY
>>340866603
>not a single one of these things will happen
DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE
>>340866603
>Mr. Bones sequel
>>340863391
>tfw no hype for e3 at all, even thinking about skipping all the events
>>340870936
>tfw you will never be a kid walking around this e3 and seeing 5:33 super mario 64 gameplay for the first time and it just blowing your mind out of the back of your fucking head and not even being able to comprehend what you're looking at
i miss being a kid
>>340871354
But where you live faggot? Australia ?
>>340870936
>Little kid trying out Mario 64
>Gets scared when bobomb comes towards him
too kawaii
>>340867982
good goyim
>>340866104
What happened to the druid face on the mountain?
>>340868772
>skyrim 2
God I really fucking hope not. That will be the laziest cash grab ever.
>>340866939
>>340867005
>>340867095
>tumblr
Anyone have the conference review card ?
does anyone know, when the sticky gets posted ?
It's my first E3 on /v/, ready to get disappointed.
>>340867982
As long as you're not gay, you're probably okay
>>340872120
Summerfag, please leave
>>340871832
America, just in the middle of hill/valley country where I have to rely on satellite net providers. I much preferred living in the big city.
>>340870830
So
>Squidward
PC
>Spongebob
Nintendo
>Sandy
Sony
>Patrick
Mobile
>Mr Krabs
Valve
What else?
oh boy i cant wait to be dissapointed
Any /mu/ man in
