Vidya men you would go gay for without hesitation thread.
>xeno scum
>>340843375
even if you went gay for him you wouldn't score
Garrus isnt a faggot
>>340843375
Damn it yes him and Wrex are sexy beast
>>340845838
The biggest sin of ME3 was not letting you romance Garrus.
>>340846939
hes not a faggot though
>>340847172
The worst mistake Bioware ever made.
>>340846939
>he played maleshep
I got that sweet Garrus dick, anon. How does that make you feel ?
>>340849207
Unfortunately I'm not a fag so I can't self insert as a woman
>>340849879
You don't have to "go gay" for traps though.
>>340849625
>not a fag
>wants to hook up with garrus
don't tell me you're one of those MSMfaggots
>>340849816
top tier
New Bob
>>340850101
Keep telling yourself that fag
>>340843375
I want to lick his nose!
ARMSTRONG
>>340851518
but anon, this isn't gay
>>340843375
I am NOT screwing Garrus.
Why is the thief with a heart of gold archetype the best kind of character?
>>340852168
I should go
>inb4 hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer
>>340852168
I cannot be the only person who thinks default shep looks like he has downs or something
>>340852345
quads
>being attracted to some lanky bird-alien
>tfw you will never be the subordinate of a hot fanatic terror organization leader that takes advantage of you when his plans aren't going according to plan
>>340850837
I'd sooner call you a faggot for not wanting to hook up with Garrus.
>>340843375
>Tfw talifag's romance arc in ME3
It's excruciatingly painful since it starts out really good
>flirting dialogue during the mission, something which hasn't really been done before
>even deeper personal investment in every Quarian mission
> if you get the compromise ending, it's super cathartic
but then it starts to go downhill really quickly
>shitty post coitus scene
>the fucking picture
>liara gets a fully animated romantic cutscene when you say your goodbyes before the final mission, Tali gets one or two dialogue lines and that's it
>Citadel tali scene brings the cringe to an unprecedented level
I've never had the source material make me drop my own self inserted ship before ME3
>>340852515
Bioware tried to make him bulkier than he really is.
>>340853070
Tali was never meant to be romanced, they only added her after the fans response to the first game.
>>340850101
Traps are literally superior
I want a friend who is a boy and looks like a girl so i won't feel gay while sucking his benis
>>340852345
I honestly don't know why he's so popular. He whines when you do stuff he doesn't like, he constantly jokes around but gets offended if you banter with him, he's the only tank so you're forced to deal with him in your party, he would rather sacrifice himself than become the King you've spent all game trying to make him.
>>340853886
>he constantly jokes around but gets offended if you banter with him
Jesus FUCK I wasted so much effort on this faggot. I assumed he was the standard snarky bro-tier character so I was like fuck yes and even installed a mod that let you romance him. Come to find out he's actually a whiny insecure cunt whose character just devolves the more you get to know him.
Chris Redfield or Hanzo
>>340853886
Because he's a hot virgin with an accent who wants no one else but the MC.
>>340854446
Do chicks even dig virgins? I know some guys fetishize deflowering an inexperienced girl/fuccboi in bed but I can't see a girl doing that unless they're in a milf doujin.
>>340854580
It's a jealousy thing. A man untouched by another woman, so no competition. She gets him completely to herself. This is also why women like to make guys gay.
>It's ok if another guy jerks him off, as long as I'm the only woman he'll touch
>>340849879
I came here to post this
Good taste anon
this one
>>340854816
you sound like tumblr
>>340843375
>Can't gay romance Garrus
For what purpose?
>>340843440
>xeno cum
>>340858615
/thread
>>340858328
>Have Kaiden instead!
>And our new gay character Steve Cortez!
Bioware fucked up so hard in this department.
>>340858328
It hurts
>>340859082
Yeah because the rest of the game was so good, wasn't it?
>wayward, angsty aryan skinny 20 somethings
him and Cloud, would fuck
forgot my pic
>>340853129
>No N7 tattoo
Boooo.
>>340853129
Vanderloo really needs to work on his leg game, he's got fuccboi legs.
>>340859480
Literally everyone wanted to fuck Garrus. It should have been impossible to fuck up.
>>340859480
Would have made it just a little bit more bearable.
>>340859908
Probably thought gay Turian/Human stuff was too icky
