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>ZERO (0) DAYS UNTIL E3 2016
IT"S KEKENING
So tomorrow morning right?
I guess its time to sleep early.
>>340821490
starts 3pm est
>>340820597
>365 Days till a GOOD E3
>>340820597
H A P P E N I N G
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STRAP UP /V/
WE'RE IN FOR A RIDE
IT DOESN'T START TIL THE 14TH
http://www.gamespot.com/e3/schedule/
TUESDAY. THE. FOUR. TEENTH.
THE SITE IS EVEN CALLED "E3 2016 | Electronic Entertainment Expo - June 14-16, 2016"
STOP TRYING TO TRICK ME
>>340820597
This is my first e3 on /v/
Is there a /v/irgin stream or do you all just watch the official streams?
>>340821590
Starts at 10 AM for me.
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>340821701
Not until I go into
MAXIMUM OVERSHILL
>>340820597
Anbody else /actuallygoing/ here?
>>340821706
IT STARTS TODAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
Go here
>>340821706
Conferences start today, dumb frog poster.
prepare to get disappointed again.
>>340820597
THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAEDQwMtf4o
>>340822345
Actual thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
>Starts with EA
Yeah ok, not a great start.
>>340822538
Gotta get the bullshit outta the way first.
>>340822617
Then it should start with Ubisoft
Sony will won just like last year dont even argue
EVERYONE
SHOW YOUR E3 DANCE MOVES
I don't give a fuck about anything but Halo 3 on PC. Not even Zelda, fuck everything else. It's going to happen, I will livestream my suicide If it doesn't.
>>340822739
>these shit games
>winning anything
>>340822821
>>340821706
>frog poster
>is retarded
like pottery
>>340822739
Nintendo is out of the game because only zelda and paper mario and updates for current games.
Microsoft will shill their VR and indiegames, maybe XTWO.
Sony will shill PSVR and games we already know.
The only way Nintendo wins this E3 is that they show the NX and turns out to be good, which nobody things it will happen.
Also games for it.
fuck it im already drunk im calling in sick tomorrow
i have the next 2 days off anyway
just need to get doritos before 4pm tomorrow
>>340822739
> A kickstarter, episodic content, something already shown and was promised to be released a console ago, strong female SJW bullshit
> won
wew lad
>>340823017
Would Batter dance?
I NEED A DRINKING GAME CHART
NOW
GET ON IT ANONS
>>340823183
Also Microsoft will shill W10 hard for sure.
>>340821706
How long before
>haha meme'd you guys, you actually though I was retarded lol
>>340821906
link?
>>340823221
>Nintendo has opted out
FUCK
>>340821910
>E3 show now have achievements
Wow. What a time to be alive.
>>340823335
Hang on anon
>>340822821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaZHsEtOn0g
>>340823367
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>340823375
They still have a full day of presentation. They just wont do the classic show.
>>340823335
got u bby.
>>340822739
SONY GUARANTEE TO WIN E3
>>340823451
>>340823505
>2014 chart
wew lad
>>340823479
Was this once an E3 intro song?
Sounds like it
>>340820597
theres still time for them to cancel it
Vee btfo
They dont make games anymore, just collect money with rebrands and reskins
Vee btfo and confirmed for king of plebs
>>340822739
LOST TO A ROCK
>>340823451
>Take a sip every time a stupid meme is referenced
>Nintendo is doing a lengthy livestream this year.
Are you trying to kill people?
>>340823554
>Revengance
Too heavy/hard.
It would be better if instead announcing, would be ruining.
>>340823659
EA? Ubisoft? Bethesda?
>>340823659
And finally one made by Funhaus
>>340821590
>Est
Muh nigga
Last year there was a report card template that only had review sections, as opposed to the one I've seen floating around for this year that has hopes/expectations also. Did anyone make a version of the review section-only report card for this year?
>>340821590
that's cst, faggot
yours starts at 4pm
>>340823451
>>340823554
>>340823659
>>340823659
>>340823763
Sincere thanks anon
Godspeed to anyone actually attempting this
see you on the stream
>>340820597
POST YER FUCKIN' REPORT CARDS
>>340823993
>not doing it
>>340823659
>Easy mode
Dude i will drown or die of alcohol poisoning.
Better buy 3-4 bottles of captain Morgan.
>>340823858
Made it just for you anon
multi-timezone list of presentations where?
>>340823993
There's also a poll thing happening too
>>340824489
cheers anon
>>340824106
POST THAT FUCKING TEMPLATE, I NEED ONE
>>340824106
ooh I'm doing it. To be clear, any higher difficulty also includes the preceding levels right?
>mfw Sony Revengeance mode
>>340824624
HERE YOU GO, FAMALAM
>>340824663
Yup.
>>340820597
Is Ace Combat 7 going to be in it? We have literally heard jack all of the new game except that it'll be set in Strangereal, it will use normal gameplay and no dogfight mode, and clouds give you stealth coverage
>>340824106
say no more
>>340824858
Oh shit I forgot about Cuphead, lol
>>340824106
Slight revision
>>340824854
Hopefully at the PS4 show.The trailer was all in-engine footage though.
>>340823367
Bethesda's is tomorrow at 10 pm EST so stay tuned for Skyrim: Legendary Edition: Remastered - Now with Console Mods!
>>340820597
ACTUAL THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ
>>340823905
Not in the best stream, faggot. Best stream is starting at 3 for the E3 pre-show featuring shit like BAND GEEKS.
>>340825453
WHICH ONE?
LINK
>>340825527
The Comfy Theatre
>>340825527
The same place it's been for years, comfy theatre
>>340825581
>This stream can't be viewed with adblock enabled.
???
>>340823763
>the "I couldn't afford a gun to kill myself so I'll just drink" drinking game
Okay.
>>340825846
stop using an outdated adblocker
https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock
I gotta get my beauty sleep guys
>>340825975
I AM using uBlock Origin.
>>340820597
I miss when I looked forward to Nintendo at E3
>>340826072
I'm with this guy, the amount of ad shit that this site has is fucked
>>340826123
Don't try to get me to feel, anon.
>>340826123
Why?
>>340826240
THIS
I'm not disabling adblock for this. I'd rather go to CyTube if this is the route they're taking.
do people actually care about E3 anymore? Every year is always a letdown, especially with Nintendo
>>340822821
>>340826512
People care about the cringe.
>>340826072
that's weird, I don't have any on mine except a small banner at the bottom
mind you I also have ghostery
>>340826512
It's about getting drunk with /v/ these days.
>>340826625
>ghostery
Anon, I...
>>340823554
wait am I supposed to stay sobre the higher the difficulty?
>>340820597
Please, just let the new Zelda be good
>>340826512
I love E3 for the shitposting and drinking games.
>>340824106
I'm a bit hyped at Microsoft's potential this year, they better not fucking disappoint. I want to see some Forza Horizon and Halo on muh fucking PC this year
>>340826512
E3 was never good. That's why you watch it.
Waggle? Kinectanimals? One million twoops? RIIIDGE RAAACER? #girlwood? TV TV TV?
Ring any bells?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
Friendly reminder.
>>340826990
The Konami conference. Never forget.
>This old nigga
>>340824706
I just realized how not-hype I am halfway through making this.
what's the stream link?
>>340821707
I watch it on Thetheatre
>that feel when you're a wage slave
>that feel when you have to work during E3
Why the fuck cant they have this on the weekend?
>the panels that are worth a shit don't happen until tuesday
Was it always like that?
>>340823505
>aisha tyler
kill me. i think shes pretty cute but jesus that woman is not funny
Will Tim Chauffeur be there to show us Psychonuts 2? >>340827824
anyone got the youtube video about e3 2015 that starts out with welcome to hell?
I've seen it posted around here a lot but the one time I wanna watch it I can't find it
>>340827059
Never Forget.
>>340823554
>2 shots each time the words 'virtual reality' or 'cinematic' are mentioned
Are you trying to kill me?
>>340826765
The difficulties are compounding, obviously. If you're doing Revengance, you're drinking to everything on the list.
>>340824106
Square Enix already happened buddy, better get cracking
>>340827696
>not doing the smart thing and just requesting those days off a couple weeks ago
I told them some family was visiting, basically guaranteed time off.
>>340822739
It's a well known fact that the quality of E3 presentations follow newton's 3rd law, that for every good conference, there's a bad conference. They blew their best load last year and this year is at best just going to remind you of the things they already told us plus a few new titles.
>>340821794
ARE YOU IMPLYING SOMETHING
>>340828150
na I dont give enough fucks to actually use my PTO on E3
>>340828134I can barely drink two beers
ALRIGHT YOU COCKGOBBLERS
IF BATTLEFIELD 1 ENDS UP LOOKING TOTALLY RADICAL THEN YOU CUNTS BETTER STOP SHITPOSTING /pol/ TRASH
>>340828246
Then stop whining, you cunt. You made your choice.
>>340828326
there is literally on way for battlefield 1 to be good
battlefield 3 wasnt good
battlefield 4 wasnt good
hardline was literally forgotten in days
>>340828413
no way*
>>340826393
Their directs were fun anon. They got me hyped and usually had a silly sketch. I got to react to cool stuff like Megaman in Smash with /v/
This probably sounds autistic, but I really miss it.
THE WINNER TAKES ALL
>>340828413
>3 wasn't good
>4 wasn't good
oh boy how do you enjoy being a hipster fuck anon
>>340828413
What was Hardline's problem again?
I never touched it or even looked at it, but I keep hearing about how even for a modern Battlefield game, it was a fucking disaster.
>>340821693
>good E3
>indie games & VR at the show
>>340827696
I have this issue. I can't even take the time off since they happen to be critical days for me to come in. Fuck.
>E3 comes around
>A large amount of the games from last E3 are already out now
>most of the games at this E3 will be out this year
I swear it was different, time wasn't so short.
>>340820597
I thought it was on the 14th, what the fuck?
>>340828413
I didn't play 4 or hardline, but 3 was ok enough if you ignored the ugly blue filter over everything
>>340828413
>3 and 4 weren't good
Look i can understand at launch, but come on.
>>340828784
>new quake game
>A new version of an old game that was alright at best
How would they even make QUAKE? A horror game?
r8, b8, appreci8
>>340828975
make it like Quake 1, with soft Lovecraftian elements.
>today
The real shit begins on Tuesday you dumbasses. No ome cares about developer conferences.
>E3 will not show games i like
>E3 will just be FPS's and weeb shit
>>340828890
>>340822821
Undertale really is just a regurgitation of memes and already existing things.
>>340829101
Yeah but you need an actual good game for a remake to even be above shit.
Otherwise you're just doing DOOM again with lovecraft stuff.
>>340829124
>no one cares about the conferences that have a shit ton of fun and stuff like drinking games centered around them
What the fuck even happens after the conferences anyway? I never watch past them.
>>340829239
What do you like?
>>340828975
Re-make of Quake 3 Arena, dummy
>>340829091
sonygger/10
>>340829367
It's subjective, but I enjoyed Quake 1 as a run and gun shooter.
can someone post either the spongebob band geeks or the spongebob snail race e3 pic
>>340828719
60 dollars for an expansion
I cant wait for Skyrim remaster!
>>340821706
dumb frogposter
>>340829479
games that aren't Shit.
Bannerlord pls don't be shite. I believe in you, turks
>>340823451
>Bottom right
you do realise that Pokemon will be there right
>>340821590
>going by EST when it takes place on the west coast
I shiggy diggy
>tfw ausfag
>havent missed an e3 in the last 4 years
>shitpostan on /v/ and watching from my fort
>now have a fulltime job
>cant watch e3 and have to work on public holiday tomorrow
>>340829764
Such as?
>>340829550
anyone
>>340829279
name 5, bromigo
>>340830137
AHH AH AHH AHH
AHH AH AHH AHH
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IN MAGIC
>>340830352
https://vimeo.com/99423361
What the fuck? I requested the 14th, 15th, and 16th off, but e3countdown.com says only nintendo is on the 14th and there's nothing else.
Did I fuck up?
>>340829923
Daffy's Bizzare Adventures sure is weird.
r8 my card
To lazy to do the dates
>>340830579
Obviously retard
>>340830392
mario paint dog
The one I just pointed out
Sans is carlos from magic schoolbus
mentally retarded cat dog thing he should have give it crossed eyes would have been more obvious
the yellow lizard thing is actual weeb cancer.
>>340830579
You fucked up. EA kicks off E3 in 13 hours.
Do we not have a drinking game chart for EA, Ubisoft, or Bethesda?
>>340830887
Drink every time EA/Ubisoft makes you loose hope for gaming
>>340830579
>June 12 (aka today)
EA
Bethesda
Kadokawa
>June 13
Microshaft
Sony
PC show
Ubisoft
Yeah you fucked up
>>340830851
>>340830821
E3's official website says it's the 14th-16th, but when I click on "view schedule" it redirects me to gamespot.com. Fucking Gamespot
>>340830579
You fucked up, those are the floor dates, conferences have always been the day(s) before E3.
Is this your first E3 or something? I always take the entire week off due to the legendary hangovers caused by our drinking games.
>>340830260
games that aren't Shit, as in games that aren't Shit.
>>340830997
If I wanted to kill myself I would just throw myself off my office building.
>>340830997
Chugging all your liquor is not a game anon
>>340831029
>Kadokawa
So what are they even doing?
Are they having a show for those dank weaboo games
>>340831205
They own Suda 51's studio and From Software.
>>340830579
Yes, the press conferences start on the 12th and end with Nintendo on the 14th. 14th, 15th, and 16th are win the floor is open to the public.
>>340830997
I could just shoot myself in the head, alcohol poisoning is slower.
>>340822821
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
>>340831248
>Suda 51
OH BOY
What?
I thought it was next weekend?
>>340820597
TELL ME LIES
>>340831657I read the thread boy im fucking retarded
>>340831354
IM HORNY
ITS TIME!
When is Nintendo's Direct?
>>340832706
>Pokemon to scrap mega evos entirely
That announcement alone would make me preorder Moon
>>340823484
>PC Gaming Show
Wait. Are they actually going to have a second run at that major fucking fiasco of a presentation? Are they really gonna do it? The absolute madmen
>>340833401
It's just going to be HL3 and VR shit. Nothing worthwhile
>>340824106
>you live on a planet where people are actually excited for cuphead
wow.
>giving a single fuck about EA or Bethesda
>>340833401
I'm praying they actually get more worthwhile indie developers this time around and focus on games instead of fucking hardware
>>340833498
>HL3
No. Not now, not ever.
>>340832706
SE already had a presentation?
>>340833551
Mount & Blade 2 will be there which alone is enough for me to get excited
>>340833515
>half life 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0w9YP_wZ0You can feel how upset this is getting him
>>340833635
There is no SE presentation.
Just a Deus Ex and FFXV stream.
>>340820597
W3
WUZ
I find it funny how people are still including cod in MS's report card when Sony now has the dlc rights.
>>340833401
Insurgency and Rising Storm 2 will be there so that's enough for me to watch it.
>>340823704
PS4k isn't being shown at E3 so that's half of revengence eliminated.
>>340833551
>worthwhile
>indie developers
>>340833863
People don't want to admit how dudebro playstation is.
WHERES GUNDAM
>>340829989
>West Coast
>Fucking relevant
keep your sparse population density and only being "relevant" in video games to yourself, fuckass
>EA
>Bethesda
>Kadokawa
>Microsoft
>PC Gaming Show
>Ubisoft
>Sony
>Nintendo
>Persona 5
am i missing anything
This is gonna be shit
>>340826773
knowing neo nintendo, it will barely have a story and it will last an hour at most
>>340835292
>hyped for bethesda
remove your genes from the gene pool
>>340836071
>5/10 is considered hyped now
What a world we live in
So is there gonna be a /v/ chatroom for e3, or am i going to have to endure twitch chat?
>>340836159
its his highest score, so obviously its got his interest. even slight interest in bethesda shit must be met with fierce punishment
>>340836173
there usually is a stream and chat room, fuck twitch.
Let's go
>>340836173
You could always shitpost in the inevitable sticky
How hype will you be whenPeggle3 is announced?
Halo3anniversary
I have the strangest feeling this e3 is going to be terribleBecause e3 is almost always terrible
I cant fucking sleep
>>340838267
me too
are you excited or what?
>>340821490
Here's a schedule for AMERICANS.
other than nier automata i'm not hyped for anything tbqh fampaichi
>>340838332
Yeah. E3 has a nostalgic feeling for me. It reminds me of how excited I used to get for it in highschool, watching the G4 coverage on tv. Its also the best time to shitpost on /v/.
>>340830620
And people still claim to play this because of the ''gameplay''.
>>340821902
I'll be at the Xbox booth party
>>340838340
God bless!
>>340836471
>company owns doom, quake, fallout, elder scrolls
>you shouldn't be hype for something you could potentially like!
you should support companies creating content you like not just hating them for what they created that you didn't like. if you support the good then they would appeal to you more
>>340838340
>Wednesday june 08
what the fuck, i thought this starts the 12th?
>Zelda
>Persona 5
Is DQXI going to be there?
If not this E3 is really barebones.
Why are the food thread being deleted?
R8 me M80s
>>340839880
Mods dont like fun
>>340825259
Go on the date
Screw EA you can watch that shitshow of a conference later on anyways
What stream is everyone watching? So many options these days, even Totalcancer has one.
Going with Doritos pope like every year.
>>340839880
gee i wonder why. go back to /ck/ you stupid autist. and i mean autist in the literal term, if you genuinely cant understand why a food thread doesn't belong here you are autistic
>>340840317
Why is an e3 set up thread that involves what snacks you'll be enjoying worse off than the weird as fuck tails comic?
>>340840317
no, that's not what autism is, chum
>>340840317
Found the autist janitor
>>340829945
>that awful new style animation
modern spongebob always pisses me off
>>340839918
NeoGAF/10
Where can I watch e3? pic unrelated
>>340840969
twitch
HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL EA STICKY?
>>340838340
>MFW WORKING ON MONDAY FROM 2 - 8:30
>>340840649
This isn't the /v/ he would have wanted.
>>340840969
Twich
also if you have win10 use Unstream.
Top tier twitch app.
>>340841089
So you miss nothing good anyway?
>>340841219
Sony's bit is the only thing I'm looking forward to, for DMC5 or Bloodborne 2.
>>340841089
Time to get sick anon.
Rolling for what stream to watch
Evens - Vanilla
Odds - Best gamers
Today we are just going to make fun of EA's and Bethesda's mishaps.
The real hype begins tomorrow. Will Sony stay ahead or will they be the ones who shoot themselves out of the race? Will MS catch up and make the Xbone anything other than the inferior choice?
How many fans will Nintendo lose this time? How much more will they accelerate their own downfall?
This is what the real fun is about.Also, DMC5 won't be announced today anyways.
>>340832706
Microsoft doesn't own JSRF
>>340824858
TEMPLATE PLEASE
>>340841279
>Sony
>DMC5
>Despite the new leaks
Huh?
>>340820597
Just 12 hours until EA makes a fool of itself again.
Will Sony make /v/ throw away their Mario hats this year?
>>340838848
don't forget to post pics from that cuckfest
>Have to work tomorrow night
>Going to miss Bethesda and Kadokawa
>>340842442
Wrong image?
What are you missing Skyrim III and Souls Rehash VI?
>>340841132
you cant say that when he abandoned the site because it became something he disliked
>>340842442
OH NO, YOU HAVE CONTRACTED THE AIDS
BETTER TAKE A DAY OFF TOMORROW RIGHT
>>340842608
Despite everything, I would still be hyped over a new Elder Scrolls
first for a neckbeard snapping and shooting one of the hosts
#girlwood
>>340842803
Would you like to pitch a meme?
>>340842839
LIFE. SIZED. MEME.
>>340833708
>literally the George Lucas of video games
>>340829764
Oh. You're just an attention whore.
>>340843284
You mean Kojima?
>>340843947
Sonygger/10
Before we dive into the future... let's take a moment to remember the past.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9btmLCk_eM
>>340842094
>Jet Set
Why do you retards think MS owns the Jet Set Radio IP?
>>340844302
>Kojima
He's a discount version of Michael Bay
>>340824128
What's the full image of the image on the right?
anyone know when CDPR is doing their bit?
>>340843947
>Cuphead not being W10 exclusive
WHEN WILL THIS MEME END?
The game is coming to Steam,Windows Store,Humble Store and GoG
It will also work on Windows 7,8/8.1 etc.
>>340824106
made this before ninty announced that Zelda was their only game
>>340828784
>kantai collection official english localization
sweet baby jesus i hope
whatre the chances of that happening?
>>340823221
Aw shit I won't be able to be there for the Microsoft conference. It won't be good right?
>>340821706
>frogposter
>posts something dumb
Poetry
>tfw have to choose between watching Game of Thrones or Bethesda conference
What do bros?
I'm literally fucking buzzing and its not even about e3 in of itself but that this brings back so much /v/ nostalgia and good times for me
glimpses of old /v/ can briefly be seen during e3,and i love you faggotsalso life has sucked for the past 7 years, you know, this is fun
Why the everloving fuck is everyone entering NX shit into their Nintendo report card. Guys deal with it its not going to get shown.
Who has a link to the livestream?
Is it going to be on twitch?
>>340845942
Game of cucks
>>340846026
There's 10 hours to go to the first conference yet m8
>>340824106
debating on whether to wait for the following weekend with buds or just watch the events twice
>>340821701
I WOKE UP AT 3AM MOTHER FUCKER
I'M GOING NOWHERE
>>340844973
>Ubishit defending killing monkeys
>Girlwood being terrible
>Hype for a game we knew nothing about (Last Guardian)
>Hype for a kickstarter (Shenmue)
>Uncharted fuckup
>Xbox gets no response for good features
>Unravel Autist
Why do we watch this shit?
>>340839690
Wikipedia says June 14th
Do the conferences usually get recorded and put up on youtube?
I want to watch them after I get off work
>>340846509
Of course.
>>340839690
>>340846401
You realize that e3 is a trade show, right?
The conferences happen before the actual expo is open
>>340846401
Well Wikipedia's wrong
http://www.ea.com/play2016
>>340845278
Shit, I didn't know that. Thanks anon.
>>340844783
I'm not a Sonygger at all. I only own a Wii U and a 3DS. I'm just a big fan of DMC and KH and I'm going to buy a PS4.5 for them (if DMC5 actually happens).
And there really is no reason to own an Xbone.
>>340846585
From my past experiences they stream their presentations and unless those happened and nobody is talking about it...
>>340845278
I thought this was common knowledge.
It just said PC/Xbox One, so I figured by default it'd be on Steam.
>>340846672
>KHfan
>not a Sonygger
What?
>>340846509
you can watch the twitch archives so you don't have to wait for someone to upload
>>340846741
KH is not a Sony exclusive franchise you retard.
>>340846548
Was getting caught part of your plan?
>>340846831
What consoles are Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 on?
>>340846892
So we're pretending the game boy advance game never happened?
SEQUEL PLEASE
>>340846961
Are you pretending to be retarded?
>>340846986
Kojima Studios doesn't exist anymore, Konami have their heads up their ass and Platinum are busy making shitty games for pre-existing external IPs.
You aren't getting a sequel.
>>340846271
For everything you just mentioned.
It is a trainwreck with empty promises.
>>340847105
I CAN DREAM, HAROLD
>>340847138
But why would I watch it here?
People here applauded when Sony made multiplayer internet access a mandatory payment.
They APPLAUDED.
>>340846986
Yep as a pachinko game.
>E3 is in like 14 hours
When did this happen?
Seriously, guys, how the fuck did E3 just creep up on my ass? I'm usually always ready to watch it but this year I forgot it was happening entirely.
>>340847248
Sonyponies are everywhere.
/v/ is also a trainwreck.
Maybe my life is a trainwreck, too.
>>340846986
you know, after all this time, I bought it during the recent steam sale.
And good god, does it suck.
>shit music
>Controls are decent, but there's overtly many QTE
>ridiculous story
>decent graphics
All of you 14-year-olds managed to somehow make me think it was good.
>>340820597
>no cyberpunk 2077
What's the point honestly?
>>340846986
you get a sequel, a pachinko sequel.
which stream is the objectively best one? community wise that is, i dont give a shit about quality.
is there one where you can up/downvote what you see again?
>>340847395
>Shit music
More like shit taste
>Ridiculous story
Thats why we love it
who playing with me?
>>340820597
so which stream will be the /v/ one that I can expect to have a ton of memeposting and should avoid?Just kidding, memeing on streams with /v/ is among life's greatest joys
>>340821906
>>340821967
>>340823037
>>340823221
>>340823347
>>340829740
>>340845871
haha meme'd you guys, you actually thought I was retarded lol
>>340847374
So we're here to see how much of Sony's cock they can suck?
Seems pretty gay tbqh
prepare for disappointment
>>340846892
GBA, NDS, 3DS, PSP, Xbone and mobile phones all got/ will get a KH game.
>>340847484
So, when Phantom Pain has a silly story, it's bad, when Revenge has it, it's good
Rate my snacks
>>340847630
Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2.
What consoles?
What console for Kingdom Hearts 3?
>>340847632
What makes you think I think PP had a bad story? you dont think /v/ is one person do you?
I liked PPs story
Dawn of the first day.
I'm hyped.
>>340847626
>all those Nintendo characters
if they only knew
>>340847673
>chocolate orange
gud
>>340847632
revenge is a hack and slash
It's a diferent genre
Microsoft and Bethesda will probably have the only decent shows yet Sony will "win" because they showed TLG or Crash Kickstarter
>>340820597
I'm still awake, I'm worried I'll oversleep
>>340847872
>Microsoft
depends
>Bethesda
aahahahahaha
>>340847673
>chocolate orange
what
>pringles
>doritos
shit taste
>>340845975
aww
we love you too you piece of shit
>>340847932
I don't expect anything from BGS but their publisher has some alright devs under their belt
Odds of new Nier 2 trailer at Sony's conference before the discussion on Thursday?
It's getting 12 pages in Famitsu and that'd leak on Tuesday, I imagine reintroducing it to gamers and announcing Nier coming to Playstation Now this week would be sublime.
>last year Nintendo did the World Championships
>this year they do nothing but a shitty livestream
it fucking hurts.
>>340823763
This isn't a drinking game, this is suicide via ethanol.
>>340847517
drinking is a hobby for people with friends, anon
no one will do that here
>>340848045
>last year Nintendo did the World Championships
And it had tons of backlash.
Why do another failure?
>>340847872
Microsoft never had a good conference.
>>340848113
It was fun to watch.
>>340848116
Last year and 2014 were alright
they also have a good amount of games under their belt this year
Gonna need some link to watch it with you, anons.
>>340848045
I'd remind you that Nintendo's E3 presence last year was so bad it killed Iwata.
Would you really risk a repeat?
>>340848172
>neckbeards on 4chan had fun
That's a strong marketing position.
>>340848214
easyallies on twitch
>>340848198
Scalebound. That's it, and it looks like shit.
>tfw working every day of e3
h-have fun guys
>>340840726
It's taken from the first movie, the dance at the end, albeit looking worse. Or did they bring it back in a new episode?
>>340847460
All the streams I used to love are dead. Kind of hurts the E3 experience for me.
>>340820597
I AM A FUCKING SCRUB ON TABLET, PLEASE tell me where to watch it! IGN'S twitch?! I have no idea
>>340848240
>I'd remind you that Nintendo's E3 presence last year was so bad it killed Iwata.
It's sad people think this.
I wish people watched Bethesda, Ubisoft or EA conferences to see what bad looks like.
>>340848293
fuck off with your viral
>>340848293
>easyallies
my nigga
>>340821910
this seems like the best site for me.
>youtube player so it doesn't choke like Twitch
>actually shows you the times in your local time in a chronological order
Is this the worst character design in the history of video games
>>340848352
twitch tv
/ea for EA
/bethesa for Bethesda
/xbox for Xbox
/pcgamer for PC Gaming Show
/ubisoft for Ubisoft
/playstation for PlayStation
/nintendo for Nintendo
>>340848382
He asked for a steam to watch the event so I game him one, how is that viral?
>Getting excited for games in 2016
>>340848352
use the youtube gaming app, it let's you minimize the video into a box so you could actually shitpost on /v/ while watching the show even on a tablet.
>>340848471
Not even close
>>340848471
not even close
JUST WOKE UP
AAAAAAA
WHEN DOES IT START
>>340848569
Eat shit
>>340848664
9 and a half hours
>>340848679
>He thinks velvet is well designed
>>340848664
Here ya go, buddy.
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>340823763
>>340823659
>>340823554
>>340823505
we /edgy teenagers/ now?
>>340848368
Bethesda had a great presentation last year.
The games were shit in the end, but that was a great E3 presentation.
>>340848316
I'm sorry you have lost all your optimism
>>340848863
We always were
>>340823345
As they should. It's a great OS. I feel sorry for the plebs who are literally afraid of 1s and 0s and won't update, they're really missing out.
>>340847673
>Cool Original
Do you call ranch dip original dip?
>>340848113
What backlash? Cosmo becoming a girl after getting BTFO by John Numbers?
>>340848507
I'm less excited for the games than I am watching the trainwreck with /v/ and Steam friends.
>>340849308
Remember Earthbound Beginnings?
Remember the kid?
Remember how you couldn't track each player's score?
Remember Metroid Ball?
>>340848859
Thank god
I saw this thread and thought i missed it
>>340847632
Rising has a shitty story you don't take seriously.
MGSV has no story at all.
This is not hard to understand.
>inb4 Aisha Taylor comes on stage again
Would Youtube be the best option if i wanted to watch EA and Bethesda's conferences after they've aired?
>>340849449
Honestly, no to most of that, but Federation Force is a decent games, just not a real Metroid game.
>>340849560
Ok, but I'm just explaining what last years blacklash was based off.
People hated the championship. Twitch was non-stop shitposting, Youtube was all negative.
It was widely hated.
>>340849494
Actually, I think it was confirmed that she's doing it again.
>>340849494
Fifth year in a row. Hopefully it's a big one. #girlwood
>>340849480
''Dude, what if we like, stole orphans and fucking took their brains and shit to power our cyborgs'' vs Skeleton man with a planI did love MGSV for the gameplay value, though
It's not that hard to understand
>>340849029
god damn, i can feel the asshurt the creator of this must have felt being channeled through this image
>>340849529
Yeah
>>340849560
>but Federation Force is a decent games
Citation needed.
>>340849973
NeoGAF/10
>>340847613
It is amazing how much cock they can deepthroat.
It's sort of like a carnival freakshow.
>>340850075
I agree completely. Just replace neoGAF with Being Realistic
>>340848064
>drinking is a hobby for people with friends
I know right? Haha...
>>340850139
Ok, my dark-skinned Sonyfriend.
Whatever you like.
>>340848471
>you can call me...Drew the dragon slayer. Kinda nice ring to it, dontchathink?
>>340849836
Well, no, the childs brains were taken to make the next generation of soldiers, basically what Raiden had to deal with as a kid, but in a more technological age
It's LITERALLY not that hard to understand.
>it's a 'mgsv gameplay was good' episode
>>340828760
>Implying that's not gonna be this years
>Implying VR won't be better/non existent next year
>>340849973
>A metroid game for 3DS that isnt shit
i would love to see a metroid prime hunters remake with better graphics for the 3DS
>>340828270
faggot.
>>340847972
have you never heard of a chocolate orange?
it's orange-flavored chocolate in the shape of a ball that breaks into small slices when you smash it
>>340850795
Like a shit flavored kinder egg? Seriously, orange flavored chocolate tastes like prostate fluid
>>340850075
Last year was the only E3 I've liked a tiny bit in years and that was just because of Sony alone. Only makes sense for me to be hyped for Sony.
>>340850932
I'm sorry you have such low standards.
Was it the remake, kickstarter or the delayed PS3 launch game?
How many hours until it begins?
>>340851032
>people watch this show non-ironically
>>340851038
8 HOURS 44 MINUTES
>>340851000
>weebgames
I'm sorry Anon.
PlayStation is the new home of Call of Duty.
Western trash is here to stay.
>>340850932
you didn't try hard to out yourself as a facebook memeeater. Sony didn't show games, it's was such a disaster this year is a fucking rerun.
>>340830846
can you really credit its success to those few things? this salt is too much
>>340851076
Thanks senpai
>>340851143
No problem, Anon. Here, use http://www.e3countdown.com/ to keep track of how much time is left.
>>340851060
Cant handle some gay rocks in your life bro
>guy who converted the times to UK said EA was at 4pm
>it's at 8pm
Fuck I was lied to
>only reason to watch EA's conference today is to see footage from the new Criterion game
>there will be no Criterion game on the conference
Better do something else today.
Go eat a bag of dicks.
>>340851307
cuck
>>340851287
Damn it man, it's at 21:00 BST. It's at 9pm
>>340820597
can someone explain what squidward has to do with e3?
>>340851350
Ah, I was just ballparking didn't catch the 30 mins on the end.
So it's 9pm then.
Who the fuck made that chart and put 4pm down?
>>340848321
I will have fun for both of us.
>>340823763
why do people keep bringing up that awful game with the broad with the green lipstick? It was a dead game until Anita bitched for a new one because feminism or something... the idea she has that kind of pull is harrowing
Is Bethesda really having there conference during Game of Thrones.
Its like they want no one on the east coast to watch it.
>>340825259
>After game of thrones
Ew
>>340851412
>Squidward
Kill yourself
>>340823905
>tfw work ends at 4:45 PM today
>tfw only missing shitty EA games and SPORTS
But then tomorrow, of course, I go in at 1 PM.
>>340821794
D-Dont call me dreamboy.
>>340851334
Hey, how's it going?
>>340851601
that's squidward in the pic bro
I hope Bethesda announces they're going to discontinue the elder scrolls online
>>340851576
Bethesda games are bland as hell gameplay wise.
Will have CD Project have an appearance? I mean Bethesda is just a league behind.
>>340851897
Kotaku has pictures of CD Projekt Red banners outside the convention center. Maybe we will get some Cyberpunk 2077.
>EIGHT (8) AND A HALF HOURS TILL E3
GIVE ME AN IDEA FOR SNACKS
NOW
PLEASE IVE NO IDEA WHAT TO EAT
>>340851576
Both are pretty awful. Why is this a problem unless you are 13.
Is there gonna be a PC conference like last year? The AMD hardware breaks were absolutely garbage. I don't mind if there are banners all over the place and they promote games with AMD technology support, but this was outright fucking teleshopping tier.
>>340851576
I always felt that GoT and Skyrim were the same thing. Bland as hell and in the medieval times.
>>340828413
4>3>Hardline
To this day nothing made Battlefield more cancerous then when 3 realse that shit made the series look like shit
4 was the only good BE on par with 3, 2143, and 1942
>>340852049
Honey roasted cashews, Snyder's honey mustard & onion pretzel pieces, Herr's Jalepeno Poppers cheese curls, s'mores Oreos.
>>340851935COMENCE THE JIGGLING
my benid is ready :DDD
