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E3 is To-fucking-morrow.
You literally have no excuse for not having your comfy fort up.
Post those pics.
What snacks you got?
Where will you be watching?
What will you be playan in between conferences?
>>340815618
>You literally have no excuse for not having your comfy fort up
What if I don't care about E3?
>Playing Vanilla Skyrim on an Xbox 360
Why?
world cup started friday
i have been comfy for the whole weekend
i dont know if i can take all that comfyness
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Ready fordisappointment
>oreos
>hummus
>chips
>no clothes
this is going to be shit though
>>340816029
Why is this such a strong rumour?
Why do people even want more NuCrash?
The original devs still aren't legally able to touch it. Nor is Sony for that matter.
>>340816004
Bracing for the comfy remakes of course!
It'll be hot and uncomfortable in 20 minutes.
oh shit op i'm gonna make mine soon
>>340815618
Looks comfy as fuck
>>340815618
I don't give a shit about E3, how's that for an excuse
Can I sneak in without a ticket?
>>340815618
This is the schedule right>
>>340816912
Are you press?
>>340817032
of course not
>>340817076
then you answered your question
>>340816912
I don't know, CAN YOU?
Only one way to find out.
>>340816912
Try it and tell me how it goes
Comfy as fuck
>>340817172
how do so many people get in tho?
They can't all be press, and I doubt you could get in by having a 100 subscriber youtube channel where you review games or whatever.
>>340817032
I shitpost on /v/ does that count?
>>340817290
What in the fuck is this
>>340815618
>E3 is tomorrow
How the fuck am I not hype? Am I finally broken?
>>340817290
Needs a little cleaning
it's like 85 degrees, I'm not building a fucking fort
I have work tomorrow, but I'll be able to catch EA's conference at 1 during my lunch, and I'll be off at 5 to build my fort before Bethesda's conference. Monday's conference is the one I'm waiting for, so I took Monday and Tuesday off work to soak it all in and play vidya all day. Halo Wars 2 beta is also rumored to be available from the 13th through the 20th so I'm fucking HYPED.
>>340817013
Second. Is this the correct timetable?
>>340817551
well, we're missing the final competitor. Perhaps next year.
POO
>>340815618
Ready!
>Work at a used game store
>Have a big TV behind the till
>Work tomorrow
We're airing that shit in the store.
>>340817565
>not having a/c
Come to my house, I'll keep the air at ~60° F so we can cuddle and keep warm.
>>340815618
Nobody gives a fuck about E3 anymore anon, I'm sorry.
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>>340817013
>>340817610
Yes. Heres another one i found.
Too bad I won't be able to watch the E3 press conferencebecause I need to drive to the LACC to pick up my badge
>>340817740
>when crackheads move in
>>340816452
that's the best part
>tfw chatting with a bunch of naked, sweaty boys
>sleep schedule fits perfectly for the first day
Feels pretty good senpai. Dunno how it will go from there though.
>Building a fort
>Caring about E3
How to stop the underage.
>>340818060
>Putting her fingers over her glasses
Does she want smudged fuckin glasses.
Does she not like seeing things?
>tfw 120 inch projector screen and don't have enough sheets to build comfy E3 fort
>>340818067
nofun.exe
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>>340815618
>Snacks
Twizzlers, Grapes, and H2O
>Where will you be watching?
Streaming it with my friends over at the /v/ comfy dubtrack room
>What will you be playan?
Probably Overwatch. All the cool kids are into that these days.
>>340817921
oops I meant EA.
>>340817793
>31 unique posters so far
anon...
>>340817784
Not that lucky, all I have is a ceiling and a desk fan.
>we can cuddle and keep warm
Do you really wanna cuddle with a 195 pounds 6'1 tall man with excessive body hair?
>>340815618
>>340816004
That seems like it would be very bad for the 360
>>340818503
It was a silly joke, my fort's not ready yet.
>>340815618
Got work :(
>Watchin'
I'm looking forward to info on Absolver. They mention they'll be showing gameplay so I'm pretty hype to see if it goes the God hand route or the Battle Network route. Either way it will be bitter sweet with their 2017 release date.
Then there's For Honor again this year with new shit to show us. I was hyped last year, enjoyed the ever loving dog snot out of the Alpha Test and hope to see some improvements and a release date.
Last of all, I have friends who salvaged Mass Effect 3 for me by the multiplayer so I won't say I'm not interested in Andromeda; I'm not particularly optimistic about it but it's a thing that exists and I will watch it.
snacks would be broccoli tossed in balsamic vinaigrette
watching e3 on my xbox one, probably the last time it will ever be used. my computer parts are all coming in this week.
won't be playing anything, i'm sick to death of console gaming
>>340815618
>what snacks you got
Idk, I might pick up some of those sour fruit flavor filled twizzlers or something
Watching at home
World of Warcraft/Overwatch
this makes we want to make a fort but I gotta figure out how to build the fort in the room im in, any tips?
Anyone have prompts for the reports cards? And conference cards?
>>340818981
never build any as a kid? let your inner child take over and go crazy.
ITT: AUTISTS
>>340818508
Not that anon but you can totally make these badass pack things.
Take a fabric, sew 3 sides into like a pillow shape, fill with rice, sew 4th side shut, stick in freezer to get cold then use wherever. None of the wet mess from icecubes in a bag, stays cold for long, soothing. Can also microwave to make warm without harsh heat, can add potpourri for aromatherapy , heat your bed, wear in a bath, all kinds of things.
Are you people making forts in your own house?
What the fuck for?
>>340818981
>/v/ builds a fort
>this can be a thing
Show us the room, anon.
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Great-Pillow-Fort
>>340819156
look at OP's pic
it's comfy as fuck, also nostalgia
>>340815618
>You literally have no excuse for not having your comfy fort up.
What if I'm not under the age of 18 like you OP? What do I do now?
>>340819254
NANI?!
>>340819156
First year here champ?
>>340819156
Ambiance. It makes the occasion special. Like a Christmas tree or whatever. E3 could be a gaming holiday but /v/ can't get the sand out of its hivevagina and enjoy something.
>>340819102
>Not knowing of the fort tradition for years
I'm not seeing very many forts
Reminder to make a treasure chest for your fort
No idea why people get excited for this marketing showcase. It's fun to make fun of I guess.
>>340815618
I have work so I'm depending on people like you to keep this place bumpin', dawg. But I'll definitely be here Monday.
>>340817290
I love how there are cleaning supplies in the photo yet this is clearly a dumpster fire of a bathroom.
>>340819476
Here's one from wikipedia
>All these raddit posters that don't know the e3 fort tradition
go and stay go reeeee you're ruining my comfy
>>340819508
is this wikihow shit a new meme?
>>340817987Rinko is the best thing to come out of the gundam Franchise
>>340818353
add a pizza to that and you're all set
>>340819372
Have a fine vintage cognac and relax in your tweed jacket faggot.
I really don't get the appeal of getting all hot and sweaty in your room just so you can pretend people from /v/ are your friends
>>340818639
Aw man, I tried having speculation threads about Absolver but /v/ just shat on it. I really hope it does well because it looks like fun.
>>340819105
Thanks, anon. I'll definitely try the thing with the rice.
>>340815618
Tree fort outpost reporting, will post pics tomorrow.
>>340817765
I think I know who you are, anon
>>340818353
Whoah
Got a link? I used to visit that room to dj comfy songs i think.
>>340819753
You're welcome, anon.
It was passed on to me in similar stranger-stranger fashion so let it serve you well and pay it forward one day.
>>340819870
That's kinda creepy
>marketing showcase
>why would I make a fort?
>I don't give a fuck about e3
Holy shit, what is going on in here? I never tell anyone to get out, but please just go. If you don't understand this shit then just get out. You don't even have to leave the board just don't enter these threads.
>>340815618
>playing Skyrim on cuckbox with no mods
>>340819938
aren't you gonna yell, like you always do?
Getting ready
My room is already the hottest in the house
It would be suicide to build a fort
I'm not making a fort. I'm having a watch party with friends.
>>340815618
This is a good, comfy thread OP. Well done
Is there going to be a /v/ chatroom?
Maybe if I lived in Greenland.
>>340820131
yeah
4chan.org/v/
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>>340819943
>>340819870
How?
there wasn't anything to identify him with
>>340820082
I have that guitar
>>340816075
>World Cup
Damn you dumb
>>340819943
>Zootopia furry telling people to get out
Oh the ironing
>>340820208
That acoustic looks like every other acoustic guitar from this distance and blur
How can you tell?
I want to use my desktop but I also want to make a fort. But my desktop is at my desk.
What do?
Also
>getting new headphones tomorrow
Just in time
>laying in insulated fort
>in summer
>needing to strain your neck to see the screen
Sounds awful.
>>340820180
>Captcha
>Post cooldown
Nice chatroom lad
>>340815618
You fucking manchild.
>>340820304
>post cooldown
just like twitch
>>340819659
you don't have to spoiler tag that, it isn't a secret
What is the appeal of making a tiny enclosed space so you can play video games in in a humid, sweaty environment and pretend you have friends because other anonymous losers are doing the same thing?
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>>340819880
>>>https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/comfy-vidya-games
There is a chat and a video player so people will be watching andshitposting
>>340820353
welcome to /v/
where grown men play video games
How do I improve my snacks from last year???
All responses without MTN Dew and Doritos will be disregarded
>>340820265
When you've been as intimate with a guitar as I have, you learn the subtle differences.
>>340820372
Good thing I asked for a chatroom and not twitch chat
>>340820398
Time to take a trip to the boorus
Did I miss something, I thought E3 started on the 14th?
>>340820093
This, Just be comfy in the room
>>340820252
I can't use reaction images without being familiar with the source material?fuck you, I liked it
>>340820189
that fucking red panda that looks like Pabu
>>340820554
It's the 13th you doofus
>>340820432
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>>340819737
>>340816452
It's like you niggas never heard of air conditioning.
>>340820496
Voltage is inferior to both Sprite and Sierra Mist. If you have to have Mountain Dew, Pitch Black and Code Red are the objective best flavors.
>>340820554
EA and Bethesda conferences are tomorrow
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>340819870
give a hint
>>340820565
Some people don't have their parents paying their bills, summerfriend.
>>340820693
Oh, okay. I guess that counts.
>>340820496
Make some MTN Dew Doritos soup
>>340820496
This is video game awards tier to be honest family.
E3 is more about healthy snacks and proper hydration as it lasts over a span of 3 days.
But twizzlers can stay cuz they're god tier.
>>340819689
Fuck, I don't have any cognac.... Oh well it's all shit shows tomorrow anyways and I can buy some on Monday when the stores reopen.
>>340820693
It still the 11th where I am you fucking brit.
>>340820741
>utilities are built into my monthly rent
Feels good being first world mate.
>>340820496
Get some BBQ and eat meat instead of carbshit
>>340820778
sleep tight pizza
>>340820775
threw up
thanks fucker
shit fountains in bathtub pictures wont do it but for some reason that one did
I feel so alive
>>340820809
But it's 12 AM June 12?
>>340820741
So? That's a null point. How about you get a job that pays you enough to get an apartmentr with central air conditioning or an air conditioner in general? My electric bill spikes in the summertime, but it barely makes a dent in my wallet and the comfort is completely worth it.
Lol neets man, I swear, they assume the only way to live comfortably in this world is if you're leeching off your parents.
>>340820842
I don't live in the kind of shithole that would do that
>>340820496
Where the fuck did you find Salsa Verde Doritos?
>>340820496
>Soda with cookies.
Fucking disgusting.
>Love Xbox
>Love Apple
>Apple Keynote begins half-way through Xbox one.
wat do
>>340820895
>spending ~$100+ more just to lower the temperature in one room by ~10 degrees
Hey MT/v/ , welcome to my crib
>>340820496
>ASSFAGGOTS
I've been browsing /v/ since 2007 and I have never watched E3, nor felt the need to.
>>340820986
>>Love Xbox
>>Love Apple
At least you have a tripcode so I can filter you easily.
>>340821070
That's a big squirrel
>>340820986
>>Love Apple
Suicide would be the best option
>>340818508
Buy a window unit.
And yeah, I'm not gay but I'd be down if you didn't smell badly.
>the too hot for forts
If only e3 took place during winter
>day off work
>currently winter
>forecast rain
>friend hosts stream so we can all watch and chat together
It's gonna get comfy up in here
>>340820487
Thanks m8. We should get this chat room full for e3 as well, should be a good time.
post yfw half-life 3 gets announced
And here we have the main seating area
>>340820895
>mfw I live on the ground floor
>2 window A/C units in my apt but even when it's 95F+ it rarely gets over 80F
>two ceiling fans going and 9ft ceilings and apt is in a well shaded spot
I rarely use my A/C but it does kind of suck in the winter. Rock'n a comfortable 76F right now in the south.
I work from 7 to 5:30 tomorrow. Have fun for me, guys.
>Watcha doin in here son?
I wish I was NEET again.
>>340820496
Add some chocolate milk.
>>340820640
The air conditioning in my room only brings hot air in, not cold
>tfw I couldn't find mountain dew black at the store
>had to settle for some cream soda
I'm gonna bake some brownies tomorrow before the show, I also have some BBQ chips
>>340821142
>Living in the northern hemisphere
>Living in the same hemisphere as Sweden
The big screen for all of the conference's
>>340821283
you could just use vacation time like some of us do. it's almost a tradition for me to do it now, just take the entire week off to chill, play games, and watch streams.
>>340821161
I wish that's how it was here. Living in southern Texas is fucking hell right now.
>>340815618
>What snacks you got?
probably hot cheetos, water, maybe something else if I can think of something
>Where will you be watching?
In my room with the door locked
>What will you be playan in between conferences?
DMC3 special edition
So far the audience is not amused
>>340820398
>Condom
>Not going in raw
>>340817748
Wtf why did you post a picture of my fort? Are you outside? I'm coming out now and if I see you I will throw rocks at you
Exit to the bar
>>340821546
but they're smiling
There should be a faq
What time is it and what stream is the comfiest?
I don't really want to listen to boring commentators. They''ll ruin the experience with Aisha Tyler's comedy.
>>340821283
>work at a school
>got off last week
yeeeee
>>340821697
Shouldn't that tomato juice be refrigerated or is it ok at room temperature for a day?
Bar view of in the fort
What if I'm being forced out of my house the entire day tomorrow with little internet access? Thankfully I don't give a fuck about EA so I'm only really missing Bethesda's but still.
>>340821868
go to mcdonalds
That's about all I got, thanks for checking out my E3 hype fortress
>>340819156
You know what, next time just post IM A NEWFAG EVERYBODY CHECK ME OUT.
>You literally have no excuse for not having your comfy fort up.
I have a stream to manage, so my fort is my computer desk. I have company though.
It's 5am and I'm still working on shit for it.
>>340821070
>>340821229
>>340821414
>>340821546
>>340821697
>>340821842
>>340822007
Loving every Laugh.
Have a good e3 sempai, and have a drink for me!
>>340822128
You're going to be hosting an e3 stream? Will it be comfy? I hope you're not a fag that talks through the presentation.
>>340822128
Those are some cute plushies
>>340822140
Nice try Australia
>>340822007
>E3 hype fortress
it'll be a prison of despair when everything is about VR and remasters
>>340822128
post link to your youtube/stream/whatever
>>340820778
Sleep tight pizza
>>340822007
>>340821842
>>340821697
>>340821546
Has anyone ever told you that you're a white trash furry degenerate? If not you should probably get used to it and then go buy some cleaning supplies. I suggest a metric fuck ton of bleach.
>>340822140
Fucking Aussies messing up my snacks
Reminder to ignore Australian posters
>>340816112
>tumblr
>>340820778
sleep tight pizza
>>340822140
>cupcakes
>not Little Debbie or Hostess
>>340821112
you and me, pal
>>340822128
what programs do you have open
>>340822424
I have to still sleep in my bed one more night, but tomorrow I'll build the fort. I DO have my bingo board ready though.
My friends and I need an e3 drinking game, /v/. Is there one already?
>>340822468
Pokemon isnt furry!
>>340822128
>comfy baby.png
>>340822492
>Not eating Devil Dogs
Shit tier taste in Drake's m8
>>340822294
>>340822396
No talking, I do the drinking games that get posted each year. This year there's also Splatfests where you vote between two things with other viewers for each conference.comfytheatre•co•uk/e3
>>340822329
Fumos are comfy
>>340822650
Try these:comfytheatre•co•uk/drinking
>>340822650
Start drinking tomorrow at 12 pm your time.
Don't stop.
Waste a time lads, there is litereally nothing to get excited over at this e3.
>>340822140
better than the faggot with doritos and mountain dew
>>340822650
POSTING
>>340821568
>>340822128
I want your Remi
>>340822650
>>340817740
>tfw used to work maintenance in crappy complexes housing nothing but black people
>every single house had shit everywhere and everytime I got called in for a plumping problem their bathrooms looked much like this >>340817740
>>340822937but I have both Doritos and Mountain Dew
>>340822294
>>340823051
>/v/'s E3 "So you want to spend the rest of E3 getting your stomach pumped" Drinking Game
Seriously shit will kill you. On second thought a lot of you should play this drinking game.
>>340823046
Don't bother, she's a mexican bootleg.
>watching a bunch of ads
finding a good game that you never heard of is the best feeling ever especially if its AAA
>>340823357
you are not getting it, anon, we are in it for the cringe
>>340822964
>>340823051
>>340823150
also this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=309CaFeIA0o
>>340820940
Target.
Will you be eating your munchie box /v/?
>>340821091
>RTS fags still dying from eternal bleeding
Rip
Already bought a bunch of booze. Gonna order some form of delivery Monday for the main conferences (Leaning towards pizza, but I might do chinese). Probably just get drunk and laugh at everything with /v/.
>>340821815
yeah it should probably be refrigerated after opening
only want to see SW2 and deathwing, everything else can go in the trash
>>340823245
Jesus Christ man
Juice probably doesn't need refrigeration. I see Europeans keep their milk out all the time, so juice of any kind should have no problem.
>>340822468
Pokemon is not furry
>>340824401
>implying you wouldnt fuck that sylveon
Its bloody Mary mix and it should be refrigerated after opening
>>340822971
>>340815618
The fuck is up with your toes OP?
Has anyone else seen this shit?
>>340824529
> implying I wouldn't fuck Rotom while Sylveon watched
>>340823778
>RTS fags still dying from eternal bleeding
>TW:W just came out
>stelaris just came out
If this is death keep it coming. Why are mobafags always so unintelligent?
>>340824817
>fucking a pokedex
>>340824675
I think you are just seeing shadows and pixels matey.
>>340824649
>>340824920
this is Fridge form, the purest Rotom Waifu.
you can fuck it and then get snacks afterwards.
>>340824887
>Stellaris
>RTS
I see the Americans are still awake.
ready
>>340825119Strange thing is I never watched Build, only the original,zeta,g gundam and gundam wing. I'll rectify this tonight
>>340823731
I love how faggots from the UK call Americans fat when their shithole is a third of the size and has the same obesity rates because they eat shit like this.
>>340821208
Nice megumin
If anyone of you actually make a fort that's adorable and you're cute.
>>340822140
reported for being Australian.
>>340825779I haven't watched any gundam because mecha is dumb.
i am actually too old for this shit now /v/
I don't really want to set up for tomorrow, I know it's when E3 actually starts but it's just EA's annual sports shitfest and Bethesda.
I want to make a comfy fort but I'm not sure how to build it around my bed without drilling holes into walls.
>>340815618
>no one acknowledging the tree stump troll foot
>>340815618
I don't wanna see your fucking foot OP, censor that shit
>>340826608
It must be normal on /v/.
It's fucking disgusting
>>340826795
Can confirm. I don't use sandals because I have hairy feet
If I'm gonna buy garbage to eat for E3 what do you recommend? Pizza and wings?
>>340826224I suppose it is
tfw have to eat healthy.
>>340815618
>tfw i am going to the pools with mygfand will miss EA conference
Well shit, i guess i will get to see Bethesda one and i hope i can see some DOOM related shit in that one.
anyone have the e3 runtimes?
