ITT: Objectively bad games that you liked for whatever reasons.
/v/
>>340809380
a part of me doesn't want to believe it. But i threw in my old copy to play not to long ago..sequel is just so much better
I've always been fond of NES Jaws.
>>340809380
Was it really tho? I remember getting to that tower fight scene until I stopped.
I remember having fun with the sequel though.
Goddamn I want to play New York so bad now
10 year old me couldn't of cared less as long as he got shoot some motherfucking dinosaurs
>>340809380
i fucking loved that game
i dont know how this even got released
so many glitches but so much fun
>frisk old lady
>she pulls out M16
OH YEA WHAT A RUSH
WAH HA HA
GUNS ARE OVER RATED
WHAT DA FUCK
OH MY GAWWWWWWD
>>340809495
Streets of LA is so goddamned buggy holy shit. But fucking around with the bugs is kinda fun, especially driving through fences. It's like Platform 9 3/4 or some shit.
>>340809743
The GC port, which i played, doesn't have a block button like the PS2 version does. On the GC, you hit the control stick away from the enemy. Keep in mind half the time Nick just runs the other way. It's unremappable too, so you can't just replace the useless jump kick button.
>>340809929
Is New york worth bothering with? I mean, if i cared enough to download LA, that is.
>>340809495
The one with Snoop?
>>340810061
>those empty areas behind stores
>>340810009
>Driving at 600mph in a stolen car
>Get out pistol
>Slow-mode shoot out someone's tires
>Drive through to a place you're not supposed to go and fall through the world
>Input cheat code to play as Snoop and shoot old ladies
>Do kung-fu
Man, that game is some of the most fun I've ever had.
>>340810061
Its probably mediocre as fuck to play now, but being a cop and being a dick about it can be fun for awhile.
I admit this is nearly entirely nostalgia, played it when i was 5 even though i could have just played FF4.
>>340810067
LA has Snoop Dogg in it i'm pretty sure.
>>340809505
Retarded 6 year old me would play that at my aunt's house. Fucking awful.Can't you actually beat that game in like 5 minutes?
I replay Deus ExInvisible Warevery year
>on first mission
>FUCKIN POSERS starts playing
>>340809380
i played the shit out of this game back then. this is a fun game.
>>340810112
oh fuck yeah i loved the club, me and my mate would play it together all the time. even around the time it was released few people played online which was a shame
>>340809380
Wasn't there cheats where you could change your characters to people in wheelchairs and shit like that? I never found out how
terminator 3 on the GBA
i dont know why i like it so much
every time i visit parents house i find my old SP and play it
>>340810269
>tfw you canracially profile people to frisk
>>340810317
It involved entering certain things in the name entry screen. I think P1MP turned you into a pimp
>>340810302
>he didn't main Hotsauce
>that mission in the burning crack house
>peoples eyes randomly bug out
>>340809380I distinctly remember crashing my car into a corner, and holding it in place so I could use my dualshock2 as a vibrator.
And that's literally all I remember about that game.
>>340810502
>he didn't use the eyetoy to put his face on his custom character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8wO-HwiQZE
>>340810505
>the bum fight mission
>with no block button and no idea how to consistently block on the gamecube
After that I just ditched the story, entered in some cheats, and fucked around doing whatever.
>>340810502
Meme baller.
It was all about Skip To My Lou
>>340810526
I'm sure we've all done that at some point.
>>340809380
This is the one about the Kung-fu cop that suddenly spiralled into a weird, possibly fiery ghost battle, right?
I made a giant wall of burning busses and just loved watching people walk into them. Man i was twisted little fuck back in the day.
>>340810882
https://youtu.be/9G0lhVgNsmQ?t=22m10s
Dead Island.
>Pick Logan, the throwing expert, cause my friend picks the sharp weapons expert
>eventually build "dev weapons," which are semi-secret OP weapons that break easily, but have special effects on crit like electrifying or exploding the heads of zombies
>throwing a weapon = no durability loss
>skills make the proc happen almost every throw
>procs extend to groups
>tfw throwing a dagger and exploding the heads of an entire gaggle of zombies
It was super broken, but the whole game was a zombie killing power trip for me anyway, so I fucking loved it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzF6wszbOow
>>340809380
I still love this game
>>340810882
It also had a gimp lair with zombies.
Streets of LA is a bunch of 80s action movie cliches stapled together in glorious harmony.
I don't know why no one ever seems to remember that at the time of release the open world put just about every other open world to shame. It took fucking ages to drive across the map.
fuck i wanna play it again now
was it on PC?
>>340811268
Pretty sure it's GC/PS2 only.
>>340811215
The game could have been a lot more if it was more polished and the gc version actually had a fucking block button.
>>340809380
Ooooh SHIT it's dim-sum time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qVh5nCLxls
>>340811268
Yeah, but I have a faint memory of the controls sucking dick. Could be wrong senpai.
>>340809380
I liked tc. Karma meter was tits
>bad ending
>china man throws you out of the building
>>340811418
I had it on Xbox.
>>340811047
That's the one, good times.Although not that boss fight.
>>340811215
I don't remember the zombies. My brothers and I were taking turns to do missions, so that's probably why.
I remember loving it so much, don't know why nobody ever seems to mention it.
>>340811467
The controls would have worked better if block was a button. This is more a fault of the GC controller as i hear the PS2 one had it on L2.
>>340811505
>tfw running people over and doing drivebys
>zero punishment until civil unrest hits critical because you're a cop
I used to play it with my friends during my childhood. I also like to replay it about once every couple years.
I enjoyed brink, I dont care what you say
Those high-speed stages were fucking amazing
>>340811643
It got panned pretty hard in reviews due to being a new IP, rough around the edges, and heavily derivative. Everyone, players and critics alike, looked at it like a GTA clone instead of an 80s action movie tribute/parody. Then they fucked up True Crime 2 pretty hard with marketing build up that backfired and releasing the game in a less polished state than even LA had been.
Shit gameplay, but an intriguing story imo.
>>340809380
DAMN THAT TWITCHY FINGER
>>340810302
>MIC CHECKA
>>340812394
Didn't the planned 3rd game turn into Sleeping Dogs?
>>340812046
You should be ashamed of liking any NFS games past prostreet instead, it is amazing how the car intros or even the menu from most wanted 2005 has more personality than the entirety of NFS 2015/2016.
>>340811050
this
dead island isnt a great game. but its not nearly as bad as anyone says it is. and its far more interesting and fun that dying light which basically just added stupid parkour shit.
something about dead island just works. the 4 player coop, driving and island setting help a lot.
i dunno it just werks
>>340813120
Yeah, they had the game finished but no one wanted to publish the third part of a shitty series whose last game was almost 10 years ago AND was surpassing bethesda and ubisoft in glitches, a fucking shame because sleeping dogs got good reviews, decent sales and is fun to play.
>>340810180
>>340812550
Heavy Rain is legitmitaly a good game. Or you can quote "game" if you must, not all games are the same format. The story is interesting and designed in a way thats perfectly told as a branching narrative where players can make choices or decisions affect what happens who lives, if you catch the killer, etc. It's brilliant. But people just regurgitate memes and fall into the status quo hate of it. It's not fucking bad at all. Not like Beyond Two Souls
>>340813120
Yup.
>>340809380
Holy shit I use to love the True Crime games. Damn OP you brought back some good memories. Will True Crime be rebooted? It deserves a reboot. Fuck I wanna by both the games now
>>340810013
objectively bad or just bland?
>>340809380
Honestly can't remember if it was good or bad but I do remember I loved the shit out of this game
>>340814578
DAH! 1 and 2 are fucking GOAT tier
Although the Xbox game was a bit disappointing and the Wii game was absolute shit
>>340814113
>>340814578
>these two
>bad
idiots
>>340813640
I really enjoyed heavy rain and beyond two souls.
Those shitty camera angles.
>>340809630
My man
>>340814578
>Destroy All Humans
>bad
What the fuck, man
>>340810180
>>340814113
>Objectively bad games
>>340809380
MY MOTHERFUCKING NIGGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlXSY6XJZws
>>340815068
Complaining about camera angles on an N64 title is like whining you got raped in a turkish prison.
>>340809380
>>340810013
My nigga. Great mindless shootan and slashan.
>>340809965
We would of made fast friends.
>>340816289
>vigilante 8
>bad
Elaborate.
>>340809380
Samurai Warriors on Xbox 360.
Literally spam the same buttons over and fucking over again on the same, like, 4 maps. Sank 30ish hours into it before I realized I was retarded.
>>340814578
>bad
Not even close.
![189999-too-human-xbox-360-front-cover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vl4vOAL.jpg "189999-too-human-xbox-360-front-cover[1].jpg")
I've only seen people say bad things about this game, but I definitely enjoyed it and I was sad to see how Silicon Knights ended up.
>>340809965
Nigga, Turok Evolution wasn't bad
>>340814578
DAH wasn't bad
>>340816289
Tell me where you live so I can hunt you down and beat you like the dog you are.
>>340809495
Isnt Sleeping Dogs a spiritual successor to the True Crime series?
>>340809965
>>340809380
>>340814113
>>340814578
>Objectively bad games
What the fuck are you doing
>>340817003
Yes
>>340814779What's wrong with the Wii one?
>>340810112
Killen was the best
The gameplay is still really fucking solid and an overall fun game when you allow yourself to play the correct way, despite the whole premium plants and paying for coins to pay for power ups. The power ups they give you during fights are already good enough.
Also Modern Day is by far Popcap's Magnum Opus, right next to Garden Warfare 2
I really liked the designs and idea behind it even though everything was extremely bullet spongey and there was no tension except a few parts
I allowed it to be it's own game and played it being well aware that it's going to be different thus i actually liked it for what it did right
>>340814578
The first 2 games were absolute god tier
It was the later games that shat the bed
>>340817161
Is there any other game where you can slap around and harass people like in the godfather?
>>340812046
Not to mention some tasty drifting and those drag race wheelie events.
>tfw none of my friends like racing games that aren't Mario Kart
>>340816289
Vigilante 8 was fucking amazing.
There was some Hot Wheels slot car game on the PC that had some special controller for it.
>>340813640
>>340814953
Heavy Rain was legitimately a great game, contrary to what /v/ would have you believe. It was a point and click adventure game with actual gameplay, had God-tier atmosphere, and actually changed the story depending on your choices/failures.
I liked Beyond as well but I don't know what went wrong. David Cage took everything great about Heavy Rain and bafflingly reversed it. You can no longer fail QTEs, your choices don't matter for shit since the game is told out of chronological order, it's less a point and click adventure game and more just walking from cutscene to cutscene, and your ending isn't determined by your choices or fuckups, but by a bullshit selection you make at the very end of the game, regardless of how you actually played. I don't know what the fuck he was thinking.
I hope the new game is more like Heavy Rain desu.
>>340814113
the second one was better.
>>340809380
being able to stop and frisk anybody i wanted blew me away back then; also, a button is dedicated to flashing your badge and firing your gun into the air for breaking up fights
This was a good game.
>running in the streets while doves fly around you
![na-cover-art[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LXNPwRl.png "na-cover-art[1].png")
I don't think this game saw a minute of playtesting, especially in terms of that AI, but I still enjoyed it.
>>340811268
Yes, and the PC version sucks about as bad GC version.
Audio issues, graphics glitches, andno controller support.
>>340820181
Flashing your badge was purely for flavor and basically useless. Shooting a gun in the air seemed to work better all around.
>>340820396
get ready for a thousand (You)s from casuals, even if you are absolutely right
>tfw the peel out move for the car was busted and always sent you in the direction the car was pointing
>even if you were at a 90 degree angle pointing at the sky or upside down
>>340814113
got that when I bought my original xbox used and I couldn't play it because it scared the shit out of me
>>340810112
First game I ever really hated.
